>Hugh Freeze fired by Auburn for losing to UK>Coach openings now include 25% of the SEC>Miami loses to SMU - lulz>poptart bowl teams remain tbdOld: >>151779700
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>>151795790hugh wasnt fired for losing to kentucky. hugh was fired for going .500 for 3 years and wiffing 3 times on a QB despite claiming to be a QB guru.
why pic of my dad as OP
>>151795839Yes im sure losing 10-3 at home to a school whose last conference win was September of 2024 had no real impact
>>151795841Take it easy Auburn anon Stoops is alot of schools' daddy. You'll get your turn to go on a father son outing again soon
>>151795869FATHER SON?!!!!
>>151795859hugh was a dead man walking after begging for that vote of confidence from the AD.
>>151795839Thorne was elite...when he had 3 nfl wrs and an nfl hbWhy freeze couldn't provide him with those weapons is not the fault of Peyton thorne
>>151795891where did he have that? kek. it wasnt at shitsigan state.
>>151795877Oh I forgot. You all are in transition
>Texas & Texas A&M are playing the day after thanksgiving We were so close to perfection...
>>151795924the ass bleeding is austin is going to be juneteeth orgy tier.
>>151795881Probably. But had he won saturday i dont think he'd be gone
>>151795941no, they would have fired him on whatever game he lost next. whether it was vandy or bama.
Are all Auburn fans really this delusional?
>>151795970everyone outside of tuscaloosa acknowledges that you all of the resources you need, to compete for championships in auburn. your dislike of the university does not change that.
>>151796063*have all of the resources
>>151795970People keep telling me that Auburn is a top 15 (or top 10) job in the country and I just don't see it...
>>151796091then unfortunately your knowledge of what it takes to "win" in college football isnt as comprehensive as you believe.
>>151796063Auburn is not some perennial national championship contender nor have they won the amount of titles listed in that guy’s post. Don’t be a retard.
Cane's bros...
>>151796153neither is florida or lsu.
>>151795970yespeople only 'like' them because they occasionally upset Bama in years they aren't supposed to and BDS (Bama Derangement Syndrome) deeply affects a lot of college football fans but any one that actually knows the fans and the program know that they are delusional, think that every program has the refs on the payroll (they legitimately believe this whereas most fans say this tongue in cheek) and just overall insufferable people to be around Once you stop sipping the Bama Haterorade, it becomes clear how disgusting of a program Auburn truly is
>>151796237the only fbs program more dislikeable than auburn is tennessee
>>151796237i see a tuscaloosa trailer park is missing it's meth head.
>>151796237>>151796271two bammers sucking each other off.
>>151796275there literally isnt a trailer park in tuscaloosa
>>151796291there are approximately 31 trailer parks in tuscaloosa.
>>151795586Maybe we like it when Auburn is always under 0.500. Doesn't do the conference much good if schools like Auburn get wins that could go to Alabama or Georgia to get into the playoffs. The smartest conferences are those that understand beating each other up means less chance of getting playoff spots.
>>151796316made you google
Does this look like the face of mercy?
>>151796339I am tired of retards in here, acting like the playoffs matter more than the regular season
Surprised to see the betting markets think Dillingham is the most likely candidate. I know he was an assistant to Malzahn at Auburn, but he's got a good thing going at ASU.
>>151796374t. his team is happy in the Liberty Bowl
>>1517961161) Your #1 rival [Alabama] is the only perennially good blue blood in the SEC (I don't see that going way any time soon). 2) Georgia [who also Auburn plays every year] is the only team that might be able to finally close the gap in recent years. 3) You invited TEXAS & OKLAHOMA into your league (good luck with that shit...)4) There are now multiple teams that are better (or as good) contenders at tier 2 of your league (Florida, LSU, Texas A&M, etc.) 5) ON TOP of that the sport has changed so much since Auburn has won a national title (Cam Newton can't just put on the superman cape to take you to the BCS title)
>>151796388why even play the regular season
Auburn is not winning another natty unless they pass some new rules on NIL and then they can cheat. As long as you can't really cheat Auburn cant win. Simple as
>>151796360i was already aware of 3. google just told me how extensive it was.
>>151796409To seed the playoff.
>>151796409Because team win game is the only dopamine hit I can still feel
>>151795790>Hugh Freeze fired by Auburn for losing to UKdid anybody watch this entire game? i watched the end and it was very dumb lol
>>151796397heard all this shit before. florida and LSU are just as dysfunctional as auburn. ass to mouth just paid jimbo fisher 70 mil to go away not 2 years ago. texas will never win a championship with sark. chokelahoma will never win a playoff game with venables as hc.
>>151795555I'm sorry that the drunk loser who fucks your mom calls everyone liberals without a second thought and has thus contributed to your linguistic and cultural bankruptcy, but "liberal" has an actual meaning in the English language beyond the local political drivel that flows from your community of troglodytes.Now, instead of clutching your pearls about le stormfags like some casual /b/ tourist sissy from 2012, please provide an actual argument for the benefits of the corposlop takeover of /cfb/ that isn't rote "we've always been at war with eurasia, why would you have a problem with being at war with eurasia?" gaslighting boilerplate straight from the mouth of the beast.
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>>151796461shit i heard that
>>151796481Dude, you mentioned gay presidents and trannies but now want to say that wasn't political? I find all the 'go back to /pol/' post tedious since they're usually in response to some anon getting his ass handed to him but there's no way to deny you were using political rhetoric.
I have an alarm set to begin gooning tomorrow around 6pm where I can get a good 2 hour goon in and bust when they're releasing the CFP rankings.
First my Longhorns destroyed Vandy and now my Cowboys are about to destroy some zonie faggots. Feels great to be superior to each and every last one of you losers.
>>151795924>T men welcomeHuh. I guess UTA was always on that gay shit.
midweek MACtion tomorrow and wednesday
>>151796638Who cares bro there is so much football left to be played. Just goon
>>151796380malzahn has been exposed as a meme. no one gives a shit about his assistants.
>>151795924>T Men Welcomewhat did they mean by this?
What's the deal with Oklahoma short-shorts? Keep seeing references to it.
>>151796638do texas sports fans ever tire of being sassy bottoms?
>>151796372that guy makes the chinese ladies sweat at hibachi grill.
>>151796091>that pucUK won that game
>>151796664Hello my Longhorn brother! What a big happy weekend we had! I watching Texas beating Vanderbilt with big smile and samosa in hand. Arch Manning oh my good god 3 touchdown! Three! The boy is playing like his uncles and also like he is blessed by cow of victory. Whole family of Mannings must be dancing around gravy today.And what happen to Mr. Diego Poverty? He get very humbled, yes. In my culture we say, when man become too proud, cow will kick him. Saturday cow kick Diego Poverty very hard, my friend. He must learn humble now. Very important lesson, very bad karma for him.Big news. I say welcome all my Longhorn family to Patel Gas & Go on Highway 17, today only, 10% discount for all candy bar and Mountain Dew after the big win! We celebrate together. Tell cashier (My cousin Ramasawamy Raj Patel Patel) you say “Hook Them Horn” and you get the deal. I usually say DO NOT REDEEM, but I 100% hope you REDEEM this deal Longhorn brother. Bring any unused Amazon gift cards as well. Next we playing Georgia. They bark like dog but we have horns. Sic ‘em dawgs? No no no. HOOK THEM HORNS I say!Much love form Texas, Rajvegish Patel Ramaswamy Patel Harbhajan Patel Singh III Manoj Snackchandani Raj Patel Patel AKA "Raj or "Rajanator"Owner 4 hotel in Round Rock, TX (15% of 3 night stay)Owner 5 Gas Station in Austin, TXFounder KarmaKart App - every purchase give your positive karma
Urban Meyer has been interviewing with Pedo State but the AD didn't like his vision for how NIL should be handled and now is out of the running.
>>151796954urban meyers plan always involves turning a campus into a south florida hood, then faking a heart attack when shit goes south.
>>151796552It was a rhetorical demonstration the same fallacious tactic in a different arena. You might have learned the term "analogy" in the fifth grade if you hadn't been riding to school on the short bus. Calling the original poster liberal wasn't an accusation of equivalence to any sort of US-centric political viewpoint, and the example was just a point to illustrate how the same meaningless language is more commonly used. Based on your reaction to this, I'm guessing you're a faggot that's personally offended. Sorry I didn't own le magaturds with my post in care of your feelings, but their retarded rhetoric usually doesn't have liberal thought at heart, so I can't really use it as an equivalence to someone's liberal claptrap about football. Funny how that works. Anyways you very slimily name called me instead of addressing the issue at contention (the total lack of content of the statements about "it's always been this way"). I notice that you have still failed to address what I asked of you (to outline why the corporate selling of college football is good) and thus continue to reinforce that you are either a snake or a moron.
>>151796954i need some psusy
>>151796991"So my plan is to keep the raping, but instead of coaches doing it in the shower, it will be the players doing it in the community."-Urb Myers
>>151797010if a girl has tits at penn state, she isnt local.
>>151797052kek.
If you’re OU or Texas, do you even want to compete for the spot of getting bootyblasted by Tech in Lubbock?
>>151797057What’s up with that? Seems like maybe the biritish derived white girls have bigger boobs and penn state is what like Dutch?
>>151797072tech will step on their own nutsack, like always. no one is worried about tech.
>>151797092i have no idea. the girls are sweet and friendly, but they have zero fucking tits. weirdest shit i have ever seen.
>>151797072Not remotely scared of them. Texas Tech is a lot more legit than they used to be but they are still going to be dwarfed in terms of talent.
James Carville is threatening to sue the governor for liable due to the mean things the governor said about LSU's AD before firing him. >I plan on burning all of my LSU gear, both of my diplomas, both of my daughters' diplomas. I believe that we have a case of actual malice, which under current existing libel law in the United States, you would have to prove. And if we can get to discovery, I think that we can prove it. >I also think, maybe there's a board member listening, I'm not sure that the board is exercising its fiduciary duty to the university. But every person at this university who has a degree, who's currently studying there, who's currently teaching there, has suffered incalculable reputational damage. I'm going to say it.
>>151797160Luisianna is literally a third world country. Anyone who has even passed through knows what I’m talking about. This is the future for all of America as demographics continue to slide and white people die out
>>151797160he looks like a turtle. sue me, james
>>151797160If this ugly mother fucker is going to disassociate with LSU, then I believe that would be a positive mark for the governor and just good for LSU in general.
>>151797160this motherfucker crashed out when they put that gay kid in charge of the DNC and pushed his old ass out and hasnt been right in the head, since.
>>151797160>I plan on burning all of my LSU gear, both of my diplomas, both of my daughters' diplomasThis isn't anything new, the value of an LSU diploma was already approximately equivalent to its value as tinder.
>>151797160what a drama queen
Wanna know what they posted?
>>151798206sure. what did they post?
>>151797072putting teams from the same conference in opposing brackets is the most faggoty shit in the history of CFB.
>>151798206this is what they posted. the fine text at the bottom reads:>“Let’s call it what it is: Abilene Christian reminded everyone who’s in charge. ACU had already proven it can win on bigger stages, compete with ranked programs, and attract national attention, while Tarleton is still trying to convince people they belong. This game isn’t just about bragging rights, it’s about reminding everyone that Abilene Christian sets the standard, and Tarleton is still playing catch-up.”
>>151798329>>151798478
>>151798206>texas juco football dramanot really, no.
Volbros... we MUST protest until the result of the game is changed to a Wthese injustices cannot be allowed to stand
>>151798478Love abilene. Great town if you want to be cheated buying a used car, get food poisoning, or get a DUI.
>>151798478seems harmlesspussy admin
>>151798557what was the biggest play? the scoop and score?
>>151798557Chad coach vs Virgin coach
>>151795941that wouldnt have anything to do with kentucky, that has everything to do with not blowing up the fucking team 2 months before any coach can be signed.
>>151798557is venables even any good? this is the 2nd time this year he has gotten caught doing hoodrat shit.
>>151798557I haven't seen a single Heupel dick sucking article this year. Are they silently getting tired of him not winning?
>b1ggers would rather play 0 (zero) important games in the regular season to get as many b1g teams in the playoff as possible
>>151795877>>151795913https://youtu.be/yAX9czpFVa8?t=19
>>151798564You were at dyess weren’t you?
>>151798711offenselettes are getting put back in their playpens by big Dick Defenses this year.
>>151798524FCS
>>151799116same shit, unless you live in the fucking dakotas.
>>151799139I like all divisions.
>>151799169then you should probably start a thread about it.
>>151799368This is the thread? Just because a college team isn't your bandwagon SEC/B1G team doesn't make them not /cfb/
>>151799406no. this is the D1 thread. go make your own faggy thread for the 4 people who like kiddie football enough to bore strangers with it.
>>151799439>no. this is the D1 thread. go make your own faggy thread for the 4 people who like kiddie football enough to bore strangers with it.
>>151799461no one is coming to your rescue. run along.
>>151799439what D1 roster were you on bro
>>151799439>d1 thread lol no this is a college football thread
>>151798776EEC fag mad that other conferences have people in them that can think a step ahead of them.
>>151797160this retard is only relevant because of his accent
>>151797160No one takes this old boomer seriously anymore.Not even in Louisiana.
(((>>151799439)))
>>151799524no one gives a fuck about your junior college texas team, unc.
Going by the eye test ohio state is probably high 20s in ranking
>>151799692he PERSONALLY got bill clinton elected. just ask him.
>>151799915I care. Maybe you’re just an unhappy faggot
>>151790092Yeah dingus that would be the point. They squander their talent. They can’t win with it and they can’t put it in the NFL. And if the nogs ever figure out that they won’t go pro from Auburn unless they’re already elite, Auburn will stop being able to recruit well.
>>151796153Sorry faggot, we’re officially a blueblood. Cope and seethe.
reminder DJ Durkin killed a player
>>151800382Sounds perfect for LSU.
How do we deal with racist coaches?
Why has there been no coaching hire a announced for literally any of the teams searching?Is everyone going to bust of their top three and hire literal who's?
>>151800521>kicked off the team for speeding DeBoner really brings some west coast energy to the team. My dawgs would never be such pussies
>>151800524I thought it was due to the new transfer portal rule that when a coach leaves, the transfer window only opens when the school announces their new coach. But I'm not sure if that started this season or starts next season. Whenever it goes into effect, expect schools to hold off on announcing a new hire until the normal transfer window opens, so they still only have one window, not two. Why give other programs multiple shots at poaching your players?
>>151800524Because nobody's going to even make a decision before the end of the regular season. Guys have and will continue to interview for jobs, but announcing mid-season is generally seen as a no-go
Who hires the chud twins?
>>151800661Harsin to Arizona State after Auburn hires DillinghamRolovich to Oregon State, where he will punish Washington State each year
>>151798206>>151798478An ACU defender killed his own brother, a Tarleton State WR, as part of this game.
>>151799439FCS is still D1 you bumbling RETARD
>>151796664>cowsois
>>151796664What year did you graduate?
>>151800887What?
>>151800818barn isnt chasing dillingham. they are done with the gus bus coaching tree.
>>151801129yeah, sumerall is the guy. unless he says no, the job is going to be his. if they are interviewing dingleham, it is as a plan C or D.
>>151800917lol, wut? nah cuh. follow your dreams and all at, but nah.
>>151800524no active HC that isnt a piece of shit, is going to take a job mid season. that is a huge bridge burning frowned on move.
>>151795790i wouldnt know how to feel if losing to my team was the absolute last straw that got some coach fired.
>>151801129That's what I thought too but the odds makers for some reason have him as the most likely hire.>>151801178From what I've seen, Sumrall has the most support from the people on the street. There's a contingent that only wants an experienced P4 head coach but then balks at any of the currently available options. A delusional few think Cig is still a possibility. In the end, the same people who thought it was a good idea to hire Freeze are the same people deciding who to hire this time around so don't be too surprised if it ends up being someone like Jimbo.
>>151801258My KSU Wildcatsies got Matt Wells at Tech and Gary Patterson at TCU fired in back to back weeks in 2021. Made an otherwise meh 8-5 season a little more fun and memorable.
>>151801396i think the odds makers believe that sumerall will balk at dealing with pushy boosters. but, he already dealt with that shit on several SEC staffs. i also agree that there are no P4 coaches that are available that are a good fit. franklin and jimbo are not up for this, they are walking around with 50mil in the bank. too many auburn people just try to "copy bama" and its getting the program fucked up. there is only ONE nick saban.
>>151801396i would hope that no one serious at auburn thinks that ciggy is still a possibility. if so, they have bigger problems.
I like how every single school in the search has literally the same five guys at the top of their beat writer articles. There's nothing original.
>>151801457the first 3 names are probably true. the rest are just some scrub news guy looking for clicks on his article. chip patterson from CBS is an absolute weasel with that nonsense.
>>151796664Bet you hoped no one would find this
>>151800661Rolochud to BeavsHarsin to Arizona State or Mizzou or Arkansas
>>151801643Harsin doesnt recruit well enough to get another SEC job. unless it is some shitter like mizzou, you are right.
>>151801396if that is the game i am thinking of, I am 99.999999% sure that young lady got gleefully pregnant due to the results of that game.
>>151801762It's the 2013 game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQQmU6D2GfQNo doubt there was tons of gleeful fucking that night.
If someone takes Mullen, I could see Harsin at UNLV.
How long before Nevada State is in the PAC12?
>>151801240Sounds like a job for Bobby Petrino
>>151800307Yale is the ultimate statpadder, look how many titles in the plumber era
>>151801083Tarleton State WR Trevon West got injured on a big hit made by ACU DB Harold West.
