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first for fuck zoomers
Dem boyz
> THIS earlyjesus h
MHJ got lips as big as michellin tires
>>151797442Why are there grown adults that act like this?
>>151797473t. millennial scum
>>151797496based chucksterthe league isn't the same without him
I just ate an entire bag of gummy bears, and now my tummy hurts
oh well hello spee
new reaction gif just dropped
woke up to take a crap and i see cardinalsfrens are manhandling the cowboys what happened there
Peepee Lamb
>>151797513Go play Fartnite.
WHATS WITH THE RED STRIPE ON THE COWBOYS HELMETS??is that suppose to be some stupid maga shit or something?
What do they pay CeeDee so much for? Ja'Marr Chase or AJ Brown would have caught that ball.
>>151797522gross hag. fuck off
Tardinals... We are going to FUCKING RAPE YOU on Sunday.
>>151797544>AJ Brownlol lmao
Will Ceedee Lamb name his kid BlueRay Lamb?
>>151797510Sois got into football in the last decade or so. Now they are getting women into it.
>>151797541It's to let everyone know Dak is on his period.
>Joe Alt out for the season
and here we go
>>151797529whoops, wrong version
>>151797535AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA FUNNIEST COMMENT ON THE APP
>>151797522Don't need boobs this size its umm too arousing I need to be able to last! yeah ahah
>>151797557???
>>151797522My ex looked like her, same build and everything. She was really annoying but I miss her body.
>>151797577I would like this thread to recognize that I came up with >poo peepoop
>>151797496
>>151797593no she didn't
>dicky pooppants
Did Ferguson bet on the Cardinals or something? Two drops and a fumble so far.
literal shit teams
holy smokes the cowboys line is awful
>bad throwscott
>>151797557??? Wut
what in the fuck lmao
FOOMBLE
foomblecat.jpg
>FOOOOOOOMBLE
They’re so fucking bad
>cowgirls
Cowboys suck dude
Kill the entire team.
KEK
classic dook
>DEM BOYS
Holy fuck the Cowboys are bad lmao, Fuck Jerry
>Cowshits
Bros I thought the Cowboys offense was elite? Wtf happened?
OH NO NO NO NO
>KWABass
OH LAWD
>>151797557I see you
The cat meme is unfunny and reddit
WHY DID YOU JINX US BY SAYING FIELD GOAL RANGE YOU RETARD! NOOOOOOOOO
>dick pickshit
This is like watching my Jets play.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
>>151797601Dudes say that shit and then in reality she's 20 lbs heavier with 2 cups smaller tits and 3 points lower face
>cowpies
>>151797587Kinda looks like a hot version of the hawk tuah girl
Ferguson is throwing this game on purpose
>>151797557WTF
Ok, you can't fill up the thread with fumblecats two plays before it even happens.
>>151797644dubs of truth
I love foomble cat posters :)
>great kicker>not running screen or drawWhat a fucking meme coaching staff
>>151797635>>151797636>>151797640>>151797641>>151797643
Reminder that these are exactly the type of games Jerry deserves
>>151797662based Loma poster
>The cat meme is unfunny and reddit
I forgot how much I miss Josh Sweat
>>151797617>>151797627>>151797635>>151797636>>151797640>>151797641>>151797643>151797647>>151797657>>151797662>>151797673I don't get it.
>>151797540>bbc cuck porn in the gamethread when cowboys start losingcurious
everyone off the cowboys wagonTUCK AND ROLL TUCK AND ROLL
>>151797679he’s holding it in
Iggles are having the greatest bye week in history
what's this play called?
this game is low key ass cheeks. gonna play fortnite fr fr
SHUUU SHUUUU SHUUUSHUUU SHUUUU SHUUUSUGAHTOWNI hate this commercial...
So why exactly do the Cowboys suck? Is it because of Jerry?
>>151797692you had to be there
>ceedee lamb can’t catch shit but has a big contract >jake has a big contract and can’t catch shit >Dak has a big contract and plays like shit Holy fuck this team just get rid of all 3 and start over at this point.
Jerry may not have said it, but he was definitely thinking it
>>151797705black 92 kwab stretch left
The whole imageboard is getting down /sp/ iron up
my Lionies would bend over and rape both of these dogshit teams
WE DEM BOYS!
Are any sites streaming it since it's local TV? I only have YouTube TV
>>151797601You're re right, she was 340 lbs and had a huge mole on her face but otherwise, she looked the exact same.>>151797654Nobody asked for your gay input
>>151797692reddit tier response. don't over think it anon
Are ya winning, son?
>your team sucks, Jerry. Im out.
>>151797731nfl app
Brisket out here looking like prime Moon out there
My birds finna booty blast the cowboys week 12
Berds looking frisky
>>151797731>I only have YouTube TVlmao
Stephen, a smith.
Who the fuck is Brisket?
>>151797746And there it is
>>151797679>the guy who has made a living off hating on the Cowboys is hanging out in Jerry's suiteYup, as always, the media talking heads are so full of shit
>>151797731> I only have YouTube TV
>>151797706God I hate redditors who say "cheeks." That's the worst one of all.
>>151797753Best BBQ pitmaster in the league
>>151797746Kek I’m so high this sentence made no sense
Clowney fileted that bitch
>>151797743>spends his whole life hating on the cowboys because a girl who rejected him was a fanKWAB
>>151797706>>151797764it's buns
>>151797752I was wondering who stole my cinema anvil
>>151797731Antenna
>>151797738
>>151797753The DEI hire the Patriots got rid off for Tom Brady Jr
I regret to inform everyone, but this game is a certified slurper.
>>151797767It does make sense
>>151797752All, in my ass.All in, my ass.All in my, ass.... All in my ass.
>>151797731https://v2.streameast.ga/nfl/arizona-cardinals-vs-dallas-cowboys/
what's his name again?
>>151797784We know.
WE DEM BOYZZZ
Why does cuck porn get posted every time theres a cowboys thread?
spaghetti game
clowney really said anyone can do what micah does
PRO KICKERS ROKICKERS
McBride is so dreamy
HOL UP HOL UP
KWAB
BLOCK
Did the cowboys just do something right?
>tardinals
The cards QB looks like a runaway slave.
>>151797788GUARDS seize this anon!
>>151797779
Lmao
>>151797800Philthy iggle fans can’t control themselves
SLURP CANCELLED
The game of all time
OH NO BIRDSISTERS
>>151797793Dakhmeet Singh
BLOCKED KEK
Uhhhhhhhhh
MEME GAME
WE DE BOYS
meme game
this game being a shitshow is the best case scenario
Reminder that Jerry just beat Stage 4 skin cancer and will probably live to be over 100.
why didnt the punter take the hit for a penalty? he should have kept his leg extended
Berds
>>151797793Dook suckdik
UH OH STINKY
oh my god
why is the NFL rigging the game against the Boyz?
NFL special teams has been abysmal this year
>>151797800false flagging eagles fans
>>151797805Then why doesn't he?
AYO HOL UP
Took his sweet time kicking that ball fucking moron
RARE INVERTED HELMET DRAGON
>>151797851ummmm the kicking record got broken by 2 yards yesterday!!
What a colossal fuck up.
>>151797860I was going to say, O'Donnel could NOT be fucked to hurry up
>>151797823>>151797853it's a cowboys fan falseflagging as an eagles fan, he posted CP one year and had a meltdown
How the fuck do you get a punt blocked?
What's everyone drinking tonight?
>>151797841Does that count if you block the punt?
I ated too much left over Halloween candy and now my stummy hurts
>>151797875milk!
>Canadian stream>commercials are all jeets, nigs, mystery meats, or white girls paired with one of the abovehmm
>>151797872cope
lol you dumb fucking haters actually thought we might lose to the tardinals kys
Wow
>>151797820Anything for Dem Boyz Fans ;) or anybody that wants to watch Dem Boyz.
>>151797879hair of the dog, eat more candy
>>151797867
Blocked punts need an animal. I suggest duck billed platypus.
>Tardinals
>>151797879im fighting the urge to get one of them gobbler sandwiches from arbys lol
I can't imagine streaming a primetime gamean old flatscreen is $15 at a thrift storeantennae is $10no reason to be streaming in US for a lower quality product, personal security risk, and supporting some sketchy ass organization in egypt or something
>>151797900is that ai
>>151797850>first score of the game is a field goal sisters almost everyone betting at draftkings chose touchdown
>>151797875The mods special :)
>>151797841You can only contact the punter after you block it so it wouldn't even be a penalty
>>151797890you just gave the ball back to the cardinals though and now they'll score
I mean maybe berds can meme another TD. This has potential to be bears vs Bengals
>>151797908i dont care what you think
>>151797903I think the firehouse sub looks good too
Not a fan of Christmas commercials before Thanksgiving
>>151797875Those are both girls (female), right
Do punters normally walk 5 yards forward to punt? I realized I don't pay attention to them that much.
>>151797720benny boy finna get us right
>>151797911I think just the bottom half is.
>>151797753how new are you? he was supposed to be brady's replacement
>>151797872that literally never happened
>>151797900he cute
>>151797875>don't follow through with the kissI hate fake lesbiansAnyway, just water. I'm going to have my last can of Diet Coke tomorro
>>151797875im convinced that theyre both dudes.
>>151797903Get roast beef with cheddar from jimmy johns instead it tastes better and you can use drive through as well instead of going inside. Arby’s is fucking nasty.
>>151797908I still live at home at age 22 and my dad monopolizes the TV to watch youtube on it fuckHe sleeps at 8 so I'll watch it on my antenna thinking of you
LETS GO BEARS BEAT DALLAS AND CARDS
>>151797938did you just assume that platypus's gender?
wew great catch
>>151797903Dont do it. You have food at home.
Alright bros I just spent 90 minutes listening to AI tell me in the most boring way possible not to serve booze to underage people or drunk people. How's the game going
>>151797927The way to stop it is to give Thanksgiving its own commercial presence. I suggest making Thanksgiving the nougat holiday.
>Tardinals have a superstar WR>Cowsois let him go uncovered EVERY SINGLE PLAY
Should I go to the supermarket after the game and buy 5 bags of cheap halloween candy?
>>151797950i like arbys worked at one as a kid its all on the up and up on the back end they cook everything in great big roasters in the back >>151797926yeah the thanksgiving sandwich is really good though i already had one
>>151797963RAMP class?
>"YOU PUSSY!"
kino
>>151797731Why do you have YouTube TV? What are you watching?
>>151797908based antennae browatching local broadcasts directly benefits the american economy
>>151797963Bit of a slurper with a side of clownball.
>>151797963>bartenderyeahhh slaaaay queeeeen. get it girlfriennnn
>We're on a bye next week camo
>>151797978KWAB
>2 minute warning any plans for halftime?
>>151797963RAMP and Servsafe suck ass but at least it's only every 5 years
Who are all those people with Jerry in his owner's box, and why are they all wearing 3-piece suits to a football game?
>>151797975>RAMP class?I dont believe I even looked at the name of hte class. Completely retarded though. Except that pic lmao I thought that was hilarious
>>151797978NICE!!!!!
>>151797962my fridge is full of rotten food because it got unplugged while i was on vacation like a month ago and im too grossed out to clean it out
>>151797929He and Ferguson are up to some sketchy stuff>>151797954Literally do what that other anon suggested and spend 25 dollars on a tv and antenna
>>151797731good goy paying 100 a month for television
>>151797993already had an insane wank so I'll probably feed myselfI've only eaten carbs today not feeling good
>>151797978that had to hurt
>>151797992>KWABwhat is that supposed to mean?
>>151797963good evening fellow wagie
>>151798021Kevin Was Always Based
>>151798021Kwab Wab Ab B
I got a dui last night and now I have to take state mandated alcohol education courses. So fucking dumb
>>151798021Kevin Was Anally Blasted
>>151797978Why the FUCK would you take three fucking steps forward?
>>151798007damn this actually got me to swap out my accessible but still beautiful in a wabi sabi kinda way asian full body nude macbook wallpapergorgeous photo
>>151798021Killer Wet Ass Bussy
>>151798021It means you need to go back
>>151798006>my fridge is full of rotten food because it got unplugged while i was on vacation like a month ago and im too grossed out to clean it outpost pic anon>>151798013>already had an insane wank so I'll probably feed myselfI have had brokenlatinawhores cast to my 76 inch TV for like 3 days now. just came across it a week ago, top tier stuff if i do say so myself
>>151797998I think they're his legitimate sons. And they dress like that because daddy likes to pretend he's a serious businessman.
Do either of these teams have elite players
>>151798047based response
>>151798032How drunk were you>>151798039Good stuff. I love skyline photos and post them randomly
>>151798006Damn you are a swine
>>151798027hey my name is kevin! :D>>151798036D:hope this is offtopic too, jannies can suck all of my dicks.
>>151798052im scared to open it i just cranked the temp up to 10 on it when i got home so everything is froze inside but im scared to open it
>>151798060Cowboys - AubreyCardinals - McBride
>>151798032This is why I have absolutely zero remorse for alkies. They are never even aware of what they have done or could have done, much less sorry for it. Alkies deserve to be placed in hard labor camps and beaten every day
>>151797978At that point just fake it and run
>>151797993Kinda looks weirdly like heman maybe I am just autistic but they look like pecs with her huge arms and hair.
How the fuck are the Cards moving the ball at will? Does Dallas have a defense?
>>151798064Pointing your camera up or pictures of chili and spaghetti?
>>151798032Thats all?
>>151798067yeah
>Brisset only passing to 2 receiversjust like my retro bowl
>>151798074Fuck you fag it’s a victimless crime and being drunk is the only thing that makes life tolerable
Cowboys are ass. Keep up the good work, Jerry.
Before the season started my friends and I joked that New England would be shining the Brissett signal in the sky by week 4 if Maye didn't work out
Brissett is better than Murray just because he can throw over the line and doesn't need to scramble out every play
>DEM BOYZ block the punt for a TD >SAS leaveskwab
Defense is optional
>>151798068KWAB is always ontopic.
>>151798083They used to.
>>151798060Cowboys have Lamb. Cardinals have McBride. That's about it>>151798074Alkies are such boring, stupid, selfish idiots it's almost incredible. I can't believe the only drug for centuries in a lot of places was alcohol.
>>151798083> Does Dallas have a defense?nope, only the Bengals are worse.
>>151798082/fit/ has rotted your mind
>dortchhow tall is he
>>151798032Never ever drink and drive. It is never worth it. My liquor store delivers
>>151798060Dak is elite
>>151798107>only the Bengals are worse.Nah, my Redskins are
>>151798085Oh there will be more once he's sentenced
How much better would this game be if either qb was white?
>>151798098100%They actually have a decent offense with him
>>151798105>lambmade me reply. nice bait
And there it is
>>151798056Jerry may not be a lot of things, but he is a serious businessman. Dude rolled the dice and won in Oil & Gas, and built himself into an empire. There’s a lot of things not to like about the guy, but his success and his ability to make money is not one of them.
inb4 Aubrey 70 yard field goal.
>>151798108nah he's right
>>151798119Jacoby is white
>>151798060Marvin Harrison should be a generational WR, but it's not happening with the Cards.
>>151798052Yeah that shit blew my mind when I tried porn on the TV its basically like lifesize human people fucking in your living room.I got some lesbian orgasm comps or PMVs where its all just fuckin 10/10 insta girls. Stay hard for hours
WE DEM SÓYS
Least I’m not a fucking zonie
>>151798032Is this you?
>>151798119Cardinals would improve alot, Cowboys would stay the same probably
coyboys defense can’t stop a nosebleed but when they do get contact theyre laying wood on these tardinals might slow the tards down by the time the 4th comes around
>>151798074Drunk driving laws have nothing whatsoever to do with public safety - its just a way for the government to extort money from the taxpayers. Insane to me that they can actually arrest you for nothing, just the vague idea of 'well, you MIGHT have crashed and injured someone.' Umm what is this, minority report? I MIGHT have arrived safely at my home - the same thing that happened all the other 1500 times I've driven drunk.
>>151798136>bald headscott
why is kyler not playing?
>>151798060Dak Prescott??
>>151798154Taking time off for a COD tournament
>>151797978reminds me of this
>>151798154he sucks
>>151798119Worse. We need a close game, not a repeat of last night. Two shitty teams with >black qbs is better than that.
>>151798154black ops 7 soon.
jacoby >>>>>> kyler
>>151798154sore bussy
>>151798133spiritually white
>>151798154vagina hurts
>>151798095Victimless until you hit someone, faggot.
Cowsoys "defense" making Brisket look like prime Kurt Warner lol
>>151798074im not an “alkie”…just had a little bit too much after hanging out at a friends
so fucking easy
BRISKET THE GOAT
I'm stroking my dick right now
Could Kyler do the Tush Push?
F R I S K Y
>>151798154recovering from leg lengthening surgery
>>151798095Until it isnt you irresponsible twat
>>151798135he's too much of a pussy he doesn't have that dog in him that his father's era of wr had
nice false start
Should be 17-0 special teams shouldn’t ever be allowed to put up 7. Also good to know the tush push will work easy against this bitch ass D Line of dallas
Say his name.
>>151798154His fetal alcohol syndrome was acting up
>>151798121Lamb is elite fagwad. And the other guy is right, Aubrey too. >>151798135ehh he hasn't done his part either so far.
>>151798137>>151798052gooning is soulless goy behavior, get a wife
>>151798135>Should beLmao no. Dude runs like he's already 35yo. He looks like anquan boldin in his final years
nice old-fashioned heterosexual qb sneak, you love to see it
>>151798173Yeah that’s crime works you have to actually harm someone before you commit a crime you absolutely retarded faggot
>>151798181Will you think of me?
>>151798148you are putting others in danger when you drunk drive
I COME AND I GOTELL ME ALL THE WAYS YOU NEED ME
>>151798148One of the dumbest things I've read in a while
I have Kevin Hart fatigue
>you couldve killed someone!>but that didn’t happen >but you couldve!>but i didnt average hylic, probably brown
>>151798148Shut the fuck up. Being a drunk asshole increases your chances of getting into an accident exponentially and your chances of killing some poor innocent bastard even more.
Cowboys really be losing at home on monday night.
>>151798196Funny thing is that wasn't even a QB push. It's just a sneak and it's hilarious the people who don't know football think the eagles couldn't just QB sneak regularly.
>>151798154>these responsesYou guys can be funny sometimes
>>151798176That’s literally what every alkie says. Can’t wait to see you bawling in an AA room in a few short years/months after you lose everything and/or are forced into it because of your drinking. Fucking stupid alcoholic nigger
>>151798198dank poopsock
>>151798186AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151798148How do you explain all publicly available information showing a decline in traffic fatalities over the past few decades, largely due to less drunk driving? If you want to be a selfish asshole just say that, don't try to cope about it
>>151798216Kyler is 800-0 in att stadium. Even not playing
>>151798207I already am ;)
>>151798198>ecua dorscott
>>151798231Jesus...
>>151798154>>151798161This. I'm not kidding
>>151798231what the FUCK is going on here?
>>151797442What about joe chuck?
>>151798148drunk driving laws are idiot tests. If somebody can tell you're drunk just by looking at you drive then you deserve everything bad that happens to you. If they can't then they don't exist for you
yoooo hat girl is hot
ngl thats still a pretty good looking stadium for how old it is
>>151798244he somehow injured his foot here according to the coaches.
I'd like to brand her hat, if you know what I mean
>>151798154He's getting traded soon
I just fell in love with that cowgirl
>>151798232Why do you care so much about public safety? Are you a fucking woman? Jfc what a pussy. On the list of shit I care about freedom is way higher than public safety and you would feel the same if you had a pair of working nuts
Dem boys fucking suck
Cowboys already in field goal range.
ass ass ass
>>151798235I saw murray play in high school live and he looked small then too
COCK Turpin
>>151797840>lives to be over 101>gets his consciousness transferred into an immortal cyborgFor the Cowboys the ride will NEVER end.
>>151798205Not at all true. Plenty of 'victimless' activities are illegal. Possession with intent to distribute, child negligence and endangerment (even if no harm occurs), etc. You're just a retard, explains a lot.
>>151798248>he thinks this passes the state trooper’s trained sense of smell fucking idiot, enjoy your future dui
>>151798246Growing
>>151798258Im glad I got the screencap shes a qt
>>151798186>>151798231i didnt need to see that
>>151798259
>>151798231>doctor swinging like a wimp>assistant not holding the leg firmlykek
Which shithole would you rather live in, Dallas or Phoenix?
>>151798246gotta stretch that boy out
>>151798246now you know why people get addicted to opiates after surgery
>>151797698Always makes me kek
Call me a horse and ride me mommy
Wtf? Why didn't Ferguson fumble or drop either of those?
Why are seemingly all good tight ends big ol' hhuwhites?
>>151798291Birmingham
>all these retards replying to the DUI baitYou guys haven't noticed that like every game thread has "just got a DUI last night" guy, despite the fact that most posters here live with their parents, don't work, & can't even afford a car?
>>151798265>Why do you careBecause people dying in preventable accidents is bad. You have the same mentality as the jeets sitting on top of trains. They think you're a pussy if you don't do it. Do you agree?
>cowgirls clock management
What is the name of the Cowboys QB?
>>151798277Shows you are a little bitch that you assume these other laws are also okay. Cuckold
oh shit
>>151798291whichever has less socioeconomic victims
>>151798286you know when they put you under your body still feels all the trauma, that's why they ask you about your heart before surgery.
>Watch him nail this
>>151798291Phoenix
>>151798310Sack Pickscott
Good evening bros, I just got home from a college basketball game and I’m wiped but not wiped enough to see the cowboys get wrecked at home
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>151798310dank pisstank
NINJA
Why are the Cowboys struggling against the Cardinals? And at home?
The laces were in!!!!!!
When FGs are being kicked from mid field something has to be done about it. Fucking stupid.
ninja.webm
Little mogs Aubrey
>>151798291i was in phoneix this summer and i swear to god it was 120 degrees
>>151798148I agree desu anon, most drunk driving arrests are complete bullshit. Had to bail my boy out of jail for DUI after only blowing a .13 because some cop was camping outside a bar show waiting to jack anyone and I've seen him drive completely fine after six drinks
How did he miss that?
Real talk how do you lost to this Cuckinals team with fucking Brissett at QB? How fucking incompetent are the Dallas coaches? I know Eberflus is a literal retard so there's that
>>151798306A good 40% or more of lower class whites drunk drive regularly and believe they should be allowed to do it, and that's about 50% of the Cowboys fans here. The other half being lower class Mexicans who also drive drunk regularly, of course.
>>151798315I hope you get searched
>>151798303they arent athletic enough to be WRs and too slow to be RBs otherwise
Scrub can't even hit a 70 yarder
Nah, you don't get that kick, Cowpies
>>151798330Because Jerry Jones is a certified fucking retard
Laurn Rutlege is hot
>>151798291Phoenix is the perfect city to be a shut-in neet in
Damnit I was busy looking at this and missed the end. Did they attempt a FG?>>151798281You gonna post it or what
>>151798310Dick Poopshot
now that the dust has settled... was he right?
>>151798330Because they SUCK.
it's halftime
>>151798303there's systemic racial bias in high school sports that result in players being shoehorned into positions based on their racea 6-5 240LB white guy will be forced to either play TE or OT. A 6-5 240LB black guy will be forced to play defensive end. There are many other examples. White athletes with WR builds/skill set are typically made to play safety or linebacker.
>>151798323By the cardinals with a backup qb
Dak got injured, he might be out for the game
>>151798333I have a solution.
>>151798291Phoenix. No question
>>151798307Nutless domesticated pussy woman. Indians on top of trains have 10x more testosterone than you do bitch
>>151798340it wasn't, you're a baby, Texas is hotter with their humidity
How did they just miss???
Cowboys f*cking suck xD
>>151798360have sex you fucking loser, jfc
>soccer kickers
>>151798360Too fat
Halftime faptime: sex with Indonesian rodents edition
>>151798360who
Both these teams are retarded but holy shit imagine getting fraud checked by the cardinals
>>151798303it's just a white phenotype, like being good at swimming or crossfit
>>151798370it was literally 120 with the wind blowing it felt like i was standing in front of a furnace
>>151798383if he had the right angle that was good
>>151798369Indian men have less average grip strength than white women so I'm not sure that's really how it pans out.
Is it cheating to fap to porn when you have nudes from your gf? Keep in mind the nudes are a few months old and I've already busted to them a lot
>>151798291Dallas is actually pretty nice. At least compared to the dusty ass town I live in in west texas
HOLY HECK ITS BIG CHUNGUS ON THE HALFTIME CREW
>>151798355Why?My friend just got back from there and he said it's probably the most functional city in America
>comics()8muses()com/comics/album/Various-Authors/Thai-Incest-3D-Comics/Ma-Boy-Your-Son-is-My-Husband/
>>151798403When I had a gf I lost all interest in masturbating
>>151798403why jack off all the time when you have a gfare you bad at sex or somethingdo you give her head?
>>151798393it's a dry heat
>>151798393i'm from a freezing shithole but i lived in TX for a year and visited AZ for 3 weeks during july/august and 118 in Phoenix felt infinitely better than 90+ in San Antonio sucked fucking cock getting into the hot ass car in AZ tho
>>151798407Its hot af
>>151798032>>151798110>>151798074>>151798148>>151798341>>151798248>drinking after helping a friend move apartments>get a DUI on the way home because it's 2 in the morning and nobody else is on the road to go 10mph over with me>happens less than a month after BAC limits were lowered even further>mfw I would have been legal if I did it a few weeks earlier
>>151798415>>151798420it's long distance for now. obviously when we're together we fuck like rabbits
this commercial is entirely in mexican wtf
Who here /cfl/
>>151798403no need to fap when my wife satisfies me. you should train your gf
>>151798413
>MHJ finally getting targets>Big shocker he's good if you go to himYeah Kyler is done
AHAHHAHAHAH THEY PUT THE HEADSETS ON WRONG AGAIN!!!OOOOOH THESE GOOFY GUYS
Are people who watch Kimmel religiously basically sub-human?
>Jimmy KimmelThis guy is somehow relevant still?
>>151798428>>151798426yeah it was actually kinda comfy but i wouldnt want to have to work out in it
>>151798446the absolute mad lads
>>151798450Unfortunately not all old people are dead yet
>>151798447no people watch Kimmel because npc leftoids are not human by any stretch of the imagination
>>151798433Literally leave your car at your buds new place retardBut pay $10k now looool
>>151798446>>151798406
>>151798389lovebyelenita
>>151798407>t. has never been outside when it's 115+ F out
>>151798428lack of airborne humidity is unironically why modern civilization and development bursts happened where they did
>>151798291I would kms because I hate hot weather.
>>151798450His show bleeds money faster than the Cowboys defense gives up points
>>151798467get a load of this loser simp
>>151798457Craig Ferguson was imo the last good late night TV host and after he quit, I lost almost all interest in cable tv
>>151798384pick your poison
>my dodgers mentionedhahahah suck it canada
>>151798467god bless
NEW THREAD>>151798477>>151798477>>151798477NEW THREAD
i havent watched cable in probably 15 years and have never paid for it in my adult life don’t even watch Netflix or anything like that anymore
>>151798492Based segment
>>151798488this made me realize that I'm a volcel
>>151798393>>151798470This. Moving to Fairbanks in the spring, next summer is going to be great
sois bros...
>>151798492>tyler ramirez
>>151798467Simpcity.suDon't pay for this shit..she's there
>>151798486Not sure if you've heard about it but CBS basically fucked him over, Letterman always intended for the show to go to him after he retired. CBS didn't honor it after he sold the show to them (his production company actually owned the rights) and picked Colbert instead.
>>151798488
>>151798488About 35 burgers for center.
How bad do you have to stink to use Mando?
>>151798497based but not one soul hath askedeth
>>151798291Phoenix easily
>Sack Poopoo
>shit shitshit
