>sir david beckham
why was he knighted
basedhe deserves it over a hundred other bellends whove been knighted in the past 20 yearscant think of a single controversy hes been involved in
What's the point of being a knight?
Deserved. Beckham is a true patriot.
They knighted sir alex furgeson, a scottish man
>>151803268Your many and henious crimes only come out after you die
>>151803249>cant think of a single controversy hes been involved inHe had a go on that pig-bothering slapper Rebecca Loos and her cracking tits
>>151803186look at charles's face
>>151803329>rebecca loosi dont get ithe has steak at home and hes going for hambu- AWOOOOOGA SCHWING
>>151803361He had to condemn his own brother and disinherit him recently. Poor guy has cancer too and William is bald and his other son is married to a person of color
>>151803308he's the king of the united kingdom and commonwealth (this still includes australia and canada), not just england
>>151803382Posh is fit af but some of the worst fake tits ever
>>151803186>A Jew letting Chuck The Cuck near his neck with that swordHasn't he heard the muslim rumours?
>>151803249what about the one that was actually the cause of him not being knighted?
>>151803186>gets overpaid to kick a ball>can't do much outside of longball spamming and set pieces>incentivate youth to be hedonistic, vain and have a shitty bad boy attitude >Yep, you deserve to be one of the most noble Knights of the KingIs royalty a meme?
>>151803308Scotland AKA the biggest slut of the empire
>>151804200The tattoos alone should have excluded him.
>>151804200Beckham was overrated years and years ago so now he is criminally underrated
>>151804200>bad boy attitudemy brother have you ever heard his voice? he sounds like a tranny
remember that greece goal like it was yesterday
>>151804200>Is royalty a meme?
Now do Saka
>>151804040everybody dodge taxes
>>151803242for cheating on his wife
>>151803242making americans care about soccer for 10 mins back in 07
>>151805137they named the sport after that guy?
>>151805548>meeting royalty dressed as a wingerkekwouldn't that be extremely disrespectful for bongs?
>>151803382>She first came to public attention following her claims that she had conducted an affair with the married footballer David Beckham, while she was employed as his personal assistant. The allegations led to Loos appearing on several reality television series, magazine covers, and in other media for a few years thereafterfucking hell
>>151803242he's jewish
>>151805548>back in 07zoomer moment
>>151803186sir golden balls
>>151806604>dressed as a wingerIsn't that the position he played?
>>151810975I only know who he is because they made a movie or something about teenage girls and he was a part of it or something. There were ads everywhere for it but I know not a single person that watched it. It was when our presidents were hanging out and bombing Afghanistan together.
>>151803242That freekick against Greece
>>151803242Queued for 13 hours to walk past Queen Elizabeth's coffin.
>>151803242He wanted it a lot.
>>151806609She was literally a household name in Britain lol>She is a second cousin of Piers Morgan, who was editor of the Daily Mirror tabloid newspaper when Loos initially gained media attention.
>>151811998do people not remember those leaked emails where he's throwing a hissy fit about not being in the honours list?
>>151803186What is involved with being a knight? You at least get a suit of armor right?
>>151803186Fuckin Charles pay attention when you're using a knife.
>>151812631>that nosemore like rebecca joos.
>>151812631Titties
>>151804200>gets overpaid to kick a ballFootballers aren't overpaid>can't do much outside of longball spamming and set piecesBall striking is the hardest skill to master, there haven't been many players like him since he retired >incentivate youth to be hedonistic, vain and have a shitty bad boy attitudeHe was known for his work ethic and discipline as a player
