NFC Playoff Teams are Objectively LOCKED edition
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Colts will probably lose a couple now they're due for a slump
Patty Cuckitini
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>>151805637>Play 1 less game >lose h2h9ers are spiritually in first place, not the rasm
BEARS OWL CONFIRMED
>>151805658template if you disagree, but good luck making one more accurate than me
Does Carlie use a Shewee?
haven't checked but surely we are winning the deadline
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>>151805658You
>>151805658This is correct, surprisingly
>>151805667Is he an upgrade?
>>151805673Do girls really piss all over themselves when they try to pee because of their baginas
>this old faggot is going to trade away ZERO players despite the season being completely over AND the team having no draft capital
>>151805658You know ball.
>>151805673>penis envy is a myth chud
>>151805676They haven't traded Cousins yet, so no
>>151805658Seahawks are on the outside but otherwise this is fine
>>151805687Nah the patriots should be switched with the Colts and kc/buff should be outside while Denver and Colts are inside
>>151805684go on...
>>151805699who wants a bunch of fragile old players
>>151805658clots?
>>151805699coaches dont trade people fren, GMs do :)
>>151805707>Nah the patriots should be switched with the Coltslol retard
>>151805690Generally they piss in my mouth
Myles Garrett to this bussy
>>151805689No I'm just memeing, he's mediocre
>>151805713>clots?they're goodThey're not super bowl contenders
Ceedee "Faggot" Lamb
Hey bud. I know you're team didn't make the trade you wanted today and that bums you out. But look on the bright side of life, at least you're not Indian.
>>151805658>Colts not pictured but a team they beat isDelusional, non-ball-knowing hater
>>151805713Colts and Chargers are 1st round elims
>>151805658give me one reason why the bills should be there
>>151805658>bills
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>>151805728Ceedee "How could he drop that? Fuck!" Lamb
>>151805673That's a ChiefWee
I know they won't
>>151805672Fixed
>Hey bud. I know you're team didn't make the trade you wanted today and that bums you out. But look on the bright side of life, at least you're not Indian.
>>151805731>Colts not pictured but a team they beat isBy your logic the Jags are better than the ChiefsYou don't know ball
>>151805707The Broncos are not a good team. They SUCK.
>>151805740Is Cousins the ultimate master of finesse? I think he's made like half a billion dollars over the course of his career and he's never really been better than mediocre.
>>151805740Commanders need to go younger not older
>>151805719The patriots lost to the raiders lol they're fraud central
>>151805699Redskins made the offs last year and Jaden "Glass" Daniels is him. They're good for now and during the preseason they were labeled as Superbowl contenders, or so the media told me.
>>151805735They just beat the best team in the NFL
>>151805748Lel
>>151805728Ceedee "VHS" Lamb
>>151805756They may not be good but they keep trolling their way to wins and they ARE going to cuck the Chiefs out of the division.It's a very Tebow-esque season so far.
>>151805722HOLY GAPED
>>151805756The Donkeys are a good team that's handicapped by a backup caliber QB and a retarded coach that's likes to overcomplicate things
>>151805744dump kyler and brisket to bridge QB?
>>151805756And that's why they're going far in the playoffs cause only the fraudulent broncos teams do anything in the playoffs. The good ones get blown out or lose in an epic way
>>151805761i didn't know they played against my vikies :D
>>151805643Would make too much sense
>>151805699Who do they have that's even worth trading?
>>151805761They played the Panthers last week
>>151805757Caveats about numbergoesuplol apply but he has the 4th highest career earnings in league historyDick Poopscott is already 6th KEK
>>151805777They were on a Bye last week dummy.
>>151805643Based
>>151805779OH N-
>>151805779Yum
>>151805779I'm thinkin Arby's.
>>151805779I have a hankering for some Arby's now
>>151805785Here's 21 through 50
>>151805785How is Stafford not already a billionaire? That much money over the amount of time he's been in the league, he should have been able to get a wealth management firm or a hedge fund to turn that much earnings into ten figures by now.
The Eagles are clearly repeating
>>151805779bussybros.....
>>151805715I promise I will rape you
>Seahawks are trying to make more tradesSchneider can't resist
Lol
>>151805779Do vaginas really look like that?
>>151805779I'm going to say something....
>>151805757you like that?
>you want to trade for Kyler Murray
>>151805816Some do
Hendrickson to the Patriots for a first
>>151805779Looks tight desu
>>151805808If they blow out the Packers and Lions, yeah.Those two games will be the real test if they fixed their offensive and defensive woes
>Jets send Williams to the Cowboys
>>151805828Is this real lol
>>151805828The Jets are having a fire sale.
>>151805828>trade away elite defensive players>your defense unsurprisingly sucks>don't tank for a higher draft pick>trade away one of the picks you got in the original trade for another defensive playerWhat the FUCK is Jerry thinking here? I don't get it, this doesn't make any sense to me.
>>151805842Britain doesnt play around dude is the best poster
>>151805828LOL @ the cowboys
>>151805842
>>151805846He's senile. His kids need to take away the car keys once and for all.
>>151805816shit's the gaza strip, blown the fuck up
>>151805842Yea man. Best trade deadline in recent memory this is awesome
>>151805846He's been looking for an interior DL since the off season. He tried to get Derrick Brown from the Pants
>>151805828Another Jerry masterclass
>>151805828Is he good
>>151805867Yeah absolutely, but see >>151805846
>>151805658I like this Shaheed trade a lot, yes his stats kinda suck but any time you can get a 27 year old receiver for some weak ass picks where you know he is a decent person who can catch a ball, you take him.
>>151805867Yes, but his girlfriend is a lousy kindergarten teacher.
>>151805878That's what makes it even more confusing
>>151805846Rapaport said in a follow up that the first round pick will be the Cowboys and not one they got from Green Bay. So probably a top 10 pick
Quinnen Williams to dem boyz
>>151805757He's no Sam Bradford
How will the Jets waste all these picks?
>>151805893jets draft well and squander talent
>>151805893Fail miserably to make any sort of positive impact on their team.
Cowboys stay taking L’s
>>151805856This is why this season really didn’t matter for the Jets. The plan had to be to blow the team up from the get go. No way Aaron Glen signed up thinking the current roster was good enough to do anything. He had to know that it’d be a 3 year process. Where he made a mistake is trying to rebuild with the Jets.
>>151805879Seattle will be in the Championship game this year
Maxx Crosby to this bussy
>>151805915You wish
>>151805893They will spend them lavishly on marquee positions instead of improving their piss poor lines, and pray that a QB can save them.
>>151805846Even worse. Dallas is trading THEIR pick not the Packers'
>>151805759>week 1Whats the raiders record?
two first round picks for a cornerback?
>Jets are going to have pick #2, #5, and #32 next year>and two first rounders in 2027Damn, that's a haul. Who will they end up with?
OH MY GODyeah pencil the jets in for tank bowl champions, the rest are just fighting for 2nd overall now. fucking dillon gabriel is about to drop 40 points on them sunday and fill browns fans with false hope
>>151805893s tosster and a bag of white bread
Seattle Buffalo Owl Loading
>>151805919bro they drafted membou and fashanu
>>151805918I do.....sighGo Chiefs
>>151805931>32Very funny
>>151805927I would give more than that for Quinyon Mitchell
>>151805846>What the FUCK is Jerry thinking here?That Parsons was too expensive and they need that $ to upgrade EVERY defensive position.
why are the cowboys making huge swings, they're not contending this year
>>151805658Um, sweetie, how can my Bucs be outside the bubble when we BEAT the Seahawks?
It is malpractice if the Chargers don't trade for some o-line help
>>151805975To stay in the news and keep the franchise valued high
>>151805846Cowboys are trading their 2nd round pick in 26 and 1st rounder in 27 so they've still got two 1st round picks in 2026
This was not a fleece trade like the Colts did. Still good for both sides, but it depends more on how the Jets draft.
Do something
>>151805637I wondered how many teams have had 3 first round picks in one draft before, turns out, the jets had 4 in 2000
>>151806004Their window is closed, they should start tanking
Darren Mougey just put the entire league on notice
How many 1sts do the Jets have now?
>>151805744They will continue to suck. Is this not enough?
>>151806021Looks like a super villain
>>151805939Bills ain't making it to the bowl without some major changes. They're the worst team right now with some lucky wins.
>>151806022
>>151806016If Chad wasn't made of glass....
>>151806021literally who
>>151806016Abraham was a beast. Pennington could have been so much more without injury
>>151806016john abraham was a baller
>>151806027Three in 2026 and two in 2027
>>151806022Zone defense kills the daniel jones
my niners should trade brock for a bunch of defensive players and have mac win us the super bowl.
>>151805983>Um, sweetie, how can my Bucs be outside the bubble when we BEAT the Seahawks?Because the Seahawks are only getting better.You still have a solid chance, but this isn't the standings, it's the super howl bubble.I love Baker.
Is this Jalen Waddle trade confirmed yet? I'm not seeing anything
>>151806021>Secure a win to avoid immortality as 0-17>Season target achieved, time to blow it up
does anyone know how many hours left for the deadline?
>>151806021He's gonna get his Joe Douglas moment after the Jamal Adams trade. Has to hit on the picks.
>>151805991this will not be a problem in a decade
I wish my vikings would make a blockbuster trade for an elite talent on defense. Kwesi sucks so much fucking dick at drafting that it actively hurts the franchise if he is in possession of a first round pick
>>151806049a playmaker, and a shot caller
>>151806032He's 6'5 and a former Wide Receiver kek didn't know that>>151806046Jets GM lil bro
>>151806004Why? The new player will just die... Your Niners are cursed.
>Raiders finally trade Meyers>Get a 4th and 6th round pick out of itJagsfags explain this
WHAT THE FUCK ARE MY BRONCOS DOINGGGGGG
>>151806022Poor Danny Dimes
Jason please I'm begging you do SOMETHING this year will be our best chance to win an Owl since Brady left and probably the best chance we'll have in the next 10 years stop pissing the season away
>>151806087Waiting until the 4th quarter
It’s actually going to happen. I am going to die without a Super Bowl.
>woman gets a hold of the checkbook>immediately blows all your capital on an impulseI know that feel
>>151806087>getting Waddle for penniesIt's not a big deal
>>151806098god shes grotesque
>>151806098It's her dad's fault for not teaching her ball before he croaked
>>151806098god shes gorgeous
>>151806041>worst team right now with some lucky winsThats a weird way to say the Chiefs>beat the Russlel Wilson led Giants>beat the hapless Raiders>beat the decimated Ravens>beat the Commanders who were missing their starting QBTheir only good win was against the Lions
>>151806109What do you mean?
>>151806100Absolutely bizarre and terminally online post
Breece Hall to your team
Jets are tanking for Mendoza. I think this is a good idea if he is the guy.
>>151806126If its false then why did I get digits?
>>151806135>tanking for a mexican QB
Williams isn't even cheaper than Parsons the next few years lol. The only difference is Parsons has a couple more years under contract.
>>151806004Trust Lynch >>151806018>t. Doesn't know ball
>>151806098is this angelina jolie's gypsy mother???
Are you ready?
>>151806123The Chiefs do not have any "lucky wins" thus far.In fact, they're 0-4 in 1-score games.When they do win, they dominate.You either don't know ball of you're coping hard because you know at the end of the day KC will probably be at the championship game again.
The Jest, with all their newfound wealth, should pick 3 QBs in the first round and have them battle for the starting job.
>>151806135Mendoza or Simpson. Justin Fields greatest quarterback at getting teams to pick 1st overall. I see and believe the vision.
There aren’t too many Hispanics in the NFL
>>151806067He's staying
Jest now have five 1st round picks in the next two years
>>151806146>JestIt's buttfumble 1.0
>>151806165l8
How long does it take a player to move, learn a new playbook, make new friends, possibly set their kids up at a new school if they have any after being traded halfway through a season?
>>151806126this t.bh
my jetsfrens are doing a good rebuils but they really need to get a new HC and coordinators
>>151806165I actaully hope they pick good players and build a good team. Not a Jets fan but it would be interesting to see them be good for a change because they haven't been since I started watching football.
>>151806172Baker learned the entire playbook for LA in under a day
Over/Under 2.5 wins for the Jets next season?
>>151805828Jerry legitimately thought they would be fine without Parsons. So now when he sees they're not, he's in panic mode
>>151806172The family stays put for a while usually because of school and shit
>>151806135>Jets draft a spic QBI've seen this episode>>151806156They should just draft all tackles and win the league
>>151806165jets could have 100 first round picks and still lose every game
Jets were good when I was a kid
>>151806165>Jets have 5 potential careers to ruinftfy
everyone wants breece hall my chief cant afford it :/
>>151806181Jets nearly beat the Steelers, Bucs and Broncos. Yea they've only got 1 win but they're not nearly as bad as people keep saying
>>151806146first time?
>>151806153>they only dominate against bottom feedersThe Lions are the only team with a winning record they beat because the Commanders' season ended Sunday
Lions trade 6th round pick for guard who was on their roster last year lmao
Why does any general manager even consider a QB under 6 feet at this point?
It's a first (the better one), a 2nd, and Mazi Smith for WIlliams LMAO
>>151806197metlife eats linemen
>>151806212Because Russel Wilson was good for awhile
>>151806212short kangz lives matter
>>151806234Before he got fucking fat
>>151806201cough up the 3rd he's worth it
>>151806208They've made it past regulation of the championship game 7 years in a row anon.But you're right I'm sure THIS TIME is the time they fall off...
>>151806212Because Fran Tarkenton was good for a while
Is Sauce even good?
Short kings and pocket princes can be running backs. Simple as.
>>151806255I like Bolognese
>>151806212drew brees was a manlet
Bakey quakey status??
>>151806215Jerry is senile
>>151806244dangerwich research
>>151806255Rob's Frog Sauce for me.
>>151806234>Because Russel Wilson was good for awhilehe literally wasn't his success came at the feet of Lynch, his defense, and then scrambling back and throwing the ball up.
sauce gardner and cj gardner johnson are different people?
>>151806272Just made some. A proper Carbonara is also great desu
>>151806212Because Doug Flutie had that one throw
>>151806199lay back down mr. cheney, you're supposed to be dead
>>151806255He will rarely intercept the ball and makes a proper play, but he's elite at shutdown.
>Parsons>'26 second round pick>Mazi SmithFOR>Williams>'27 first round pick>ClarkNeed it or Sneed it?
>>151806282leading the league in tds on a defensive team is enough to be considered good
>>151806215>Jerruh giving up a top 10 pick for an interior linemanKek he could've gotten one of the best DTs or nose tackles in the draft with that pick
>>151806098She looks like she gives good head
Chargers do something abeg
>>151806284Word
>>151806252They're currently 3rd in the AFCW and looked like crap against the Bills so that means nothing lmao
>>151806301Oh also keep in mind this includes a pick swap to move down like 20 spots in the first round for '26
>>151806282you dont know ball
>>151806255he got that potionhe freak you fastor in slow motion
>>151806282They were never going to win an owl with Matt Flynn starting at QB no matter how good that defense was
imagine the joy of being traded to the ChiefsImagine the joy of playing with Kelce and MahomesImagine the joy of receiving a phone call from Taylor SwiftJust ask for it Breece
>>151806325he's a baseball manlet
Genuinely, what is the Bills front office doing right now? There's 80 minutes left, and not a fucking peep.
>>151806203well i thought that was a result of their players, not playbook... butwe will see, i have a sodtspot for jets because they drafted me on madden in superstar mode
Danny Dimes is about to cash in hard and then go back to sucking kek
>>151806333What about Matt Hasselbeck
How many Firsts do the Jets have this draft?
>>151806283>sauce gardner and cj gardner johnson are different people?You shouldn't be driving
>>151806323>They're currently 3rd in the AFCW Are you implying the Chargers are going to finish ahead of them? Be honest.>and looked like crap against the Bills so that means nothing lmaoWhat's their postseason record against buffalo again?Seriously man, you really don't know ball. Did you start watching THIS season? kek.
>>151806353Seven
>>151806375>What's their postseason record against buffalo again?stop living in the past fren, you dont see patsfrens talking about silly things like that
>>1518063532 first 2 seconds in 2026, 3 firsts in 2027.
>>151806353Two 1st round picks in 2026Three 1st round picks in 2027They also got an additional 2nd round pick in 2026, Mazi Smith and Adonai Mitchell
>>151806349If he was in his prime maybe but Hasseldragon also played behind one of the greatest blindsides in history and was used to throwing from a clean pocket the majority of the time whereas the Seahawks refused to invest in it during Carroll's tenure there
I hurt myself today
>>151806255i don't get it, just because the jets sucked doesn't mean they didn't have good defenders on the roster. sauce is legit
I still go back and watch YouTube Rewind 2018 all the time.I remain in awe of how bad it is. It's like art.
>>151805749They are. Queefs are a barely over .500 team propped up by the refs. Jags have the better record and the H2H. You’re the one who doesn’t know ball.
>>151806412every time I hear that Fallout Boy song I think of it
>>151806375The Chorgers currently own the head to head over the Queefs so if the Chorgers manage to win again them they own the tiebreaker if they finish with the sane record. The Queefs are on the outside looking in
>>151806348Darnold got 3 years, $100 million. Jones will get more, not only because numbergoesuplol but also because the Colts backed themselves into a corner going all-in.
>>151806415>They are.You don't know ball. The Jags are not even making the playoffs kek.>Queefs are a barely over .500 teamThey will be in the championship game again. Because they do every year.>propped up by the refs.mindbroken
>>151806392Should give them an edge in the GM hunt over teams like Miami
>clots haters who clowned on Indy relentlessly for the AD debacle against the rasm are now insisting the clots got fleeced because the trade includes AD
>>151806430>The Chorgers currently own the head to head over the QueefsNobody that knows anything thinks the Chargers are going to win the next game against them.
>>151806415jags are a hot mess that can spoil a team and that's about it
Damn....
>>151806448Mougey and Glenn aren't going anywhere
>>151806087The same thing as my CommandersABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHINGNUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL>NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALLNUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL>NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALLNUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL>NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALLNUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL>NUKE THE TEAM AND SELL IT ALL
It's pretty retarded how you guys say the Chiefs are done every single year.Like seriously, you should at least wait for them to fall off first before saying retarded shit.
>>151806445>Jags have the better record and the H2HI’ll take you ignoring this as a concession of defeat, thanks
>>151806087what are you talking about they're fine
>>151806472the cope is that the chiefs have never been good and the NFL just makes them win because... JUST BECAUSE OK?!
>>151806215why is he doing this? Dallas is awful not even his offense is good when they play a good team.
>>151806472>you should at least wait for them to fall off first
>>151806487Makes them win cause Swifties
>>151806472They're trying to manifest it. The Chiefs are obviously repeating a super bowl appearance this year, but they think if they say no enough times, it'll manifest into reality.
>>151806449imagine being a Texas receiver and pretending to be elite, being amongst the fastest guys in college ball, only to get to the league and see anOSU blowing up everywhere
>>15180644140-something women be like that. Carlie is a Miranda if you get what I'm saying.
Can we all take a moment to laugh at the Panturds ending Green Gay's season in week 9?
>>151806477Say the Jags will finish with a better record than KC. Go on. I want the screencap.
>>151806449Haters will always find a way to laugh at you but Mitchell went in the second round and is a good player. A mistake doesn’t change that. None of it will matter if the Colts win a ring.
Bill's twitter posted an image if our offense saying 'everybody eat' to tell Bills fans the front office is retarded and they won't be making any trades. But the Chiefs got Breece Hall for a 4th
>>151806463yeah they clearly believe Glenn is capable of a Dan Campbell type rebuild which is why they are blowing up the team for picks. he has at least 3 years of runway
>>151806451If that happens then the tiebreaker goes to whoever has the best divisional record and the Chorgers are already 3-0 against the AFCW compared to the Queefs 1-1 lmao
>>151806498They won all their owes before that retard
im a chiefs fan but id be okay with the seahawks winning the bowli really enjoyed greys anatomy
>>151806510Choofs are still finishing behind the Broncos and Chorgers.
>>151806491>2022>2023Huh... who won the superbowl in those seasons again?
>>151806504
>>151806348He sucked against the steelers.
>>151806510In division trades don't happen unless both sides are retarded.
F
>>151806519You don't know ball.The chargers are actually dead. The Chiefs are not even at full strength.
>>151806538AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151806461WELCOME TO YOUURRRRRCHICAGOOOOO BULLSSSSSS*john tesh intensifies*
>>151806545they deserved it for wearing those dogshit unis
what picks do the jets have?
>>151806553hes enjoying the attention
>Colts get 25-year-old All Pro who will be their CB1 for the next 5 years minimum>jest get 2 “first round” picks in the mid to late 20s and a bust WR who’s only been a lolcow in the NFLHighway robbery
>>151806566Arch Manning
>>151806353how many busts can they draft in one year you mean?
>>151806570Sauce gets torched all the time
>>151806555They are dead but the Queefs are also currently kissing their starting LT too incase you forgot
>>151806560Over the line, the helmets are ugly but the jerseys look good
>>151806538fucking BTFO lol
>>151806545man, imagine if the stoolers picked him off on a pass like this last week
>>151806538I actually can't believe he walked into that
>>151806506The Jaguars will finish with a better record than KC and all day you will now mentally picture your mother and father nude and having missionsry sex and you can hear her soft moans in your ear.
>>151806538My reffies
>>151806570He's washed and only going to get worse. CBs are almost always flash in the pan. He also just signed a big 4 year contract they're stuck with now.
THE SAUCE GARDNER?! dude this nigga fell off we're back to pretendin he good?
>>151806538The worst part is it's not like these people all don't know ball.They know very well the Chiefs are the reigning dynasty. They are just seething so hard so they project the insecurity.
What.
>>151806649He was with the jets, anonAaron and Darnold have both looked better since then.
Jerry Jones self-sabotage masterclass yet again
>>151806463>>151806512Fair enough, sounds like offers are on the table for Breece Hall and Jermaine Johnson too. Hopefully the trust pays off.
>>151806657Who cares? This is a Dov-tier post.
>>151806670We gotta stop da run!
>>151806670jerry jones is based. Cowboy fans are cucks.
>>151806657He had to sacrifice his first dog in order to become an announcer, everyone knows this.
>>151806004J U S T
>>151806584You're an idiot.
I've been shitting so much today
>>151806584Just since last year. Maybe he needed a change of scenery on a team that is competitive.
>>151806713Take Lactaid BEFORE you eatDoes wonders
>>151806670On the contrary, Jerruh is delusional enough to think that the trade will pay for itself and the the Cowshits will somehow end up with a better record than the Puckers
>>151806172Family usual stay until the school year is done and then move
>>151806657>Lua Bringdaballova
>>151806730They're just not good but they're operating like they're a Super Bowl contender.
>>151806670Benjamin Basedjak is the same faggot who kept shitting on Bo Nix last year. He doesn't know ball
>>151806745>operating like they're a Super Bowl contender>trading away Micah ParsonsPick one lol Jerry is just retarded
Did the Jets pulled a Jamal Adams on the Colts?
>>151805893>How will the Jets waste all these picks?what picks do they actually have?Seeing a lot of numbers going around.
>>151806744lmao
>>151806749Not really true, he complemented Nix plenty
>>151806744kek
>>151806772Blitz boy!
>>1518067785 firsts over 2 years
>Jets get the number 1 pick>Trade back
>>151806772Yes because AD Mitchell should've been drafted top 15 in his draft year. They got a WR1 plus draft capital for a rebuild. Sauce is good but does not intercept the ball.
>>151806829That would actually be a good idea. The QBs in this draft are pure trash, and they could build a ridiculous amount of draft capital.
>>151806805>actually I hedged when it was convenient!!Hi Ben
>>151806670>>self-sabotageJerry has balls and doesn't give a crap about what the media dipshits have to say.
>>151806255he's been trash since my reffies started calling his blatant holds
>>151806348He got the Peyton Manning back pat of approval
>>151806872You spent the offseason posting about your 5 or 6 team “broship alliance” as a hedge too. Now the rest are dropped for the Broncos.
>>151806829That's the smart thing to do this year so they won't
>>151806894>Listen Danny, they abandoned me at my lowest. Now we're gonna make them hurt.
>>151806829imagine if Fields magically started putting up Vick numbers
>>151806854he got passed on for a reason, he's still rough with high upside
>the incredible, peerless demigod Sauce Gardner
>>151806914>they abandoned me at my lowest.I'm sure Peyton would've done amazing behind the o-line that killed Luck.
>>151806933that will be two first rounders plus tip
>>151806933It's the Jets
>>151806933show me sam darnold's jets numbers
>>151806933CB is the worst position to judge based on raw stats like these
>>151805637>my Patriots aren't DOING ANYTHINGI hate Elliot Wolf and the (((Kraft))) family so much its unreal.
vrabel making that roastie seethe
>>151806933SHEESH!!!!
>>151806004It would be nice to get a mid level edge but it's probably better to save our draft picks at this point
>>151806982Heckin mogged that bogged walled foid XDDDDDDDDD
Why aren't the chargers doing anything
>hey, you have to pack your bags and leave your family behind for a few months because you got traded Must be hard being a millionaire athlete
>>151806904How is shitposting a hedge you retard? I have shitposted and added and taken away different teams from the broship for years here. None of this suddenly makes me not a Ravens fan above everything you do realize that right? Don't tell me you take my shitposting that seriously kek
>>151807014Sometimes the best way to chorge is to do nothing at all
My Panthers probably not making any moves but it would be nice
>>151806933How enthusiastic would you be to throw your body all over the field for the fucking Jets.I want to see how he does against the Chiefs in a few weeks. The Germany game is a weird first game for him. Then they get the bye week before playing at Arrowhead
>>151807014youre getting breece hall lil bro
My Detroit Lions trade deadline party at Buffalo Wild Wings is ruined now
>>151807014there's not many moves to make for the Chargers. They aren't winning the superbowl this year with their O Line injuries. At best they probably go 9-8. There's no point in making big trades if you realistically have no chance of making a run.
>>151807020>lions cowboys broshipthis doesn't really hold up anymore since they've had to play each other so much over the past few years
>>151807037Nah. Stay the course. Morgan's got you guys on a good path
>>151806933What's his rank in yards allowed per coverage snap? That's pretty much the only CB stat I respect
Deebo and Von Miller to the Bills lol fucking Beane sucks.
>>151807020CRINGE
40 mins left, come on broncos go get waddle
>>151807055how do you blow up two tackles that fast?
>>151807020Don’t get worked into a shoot, it’s not that serious
>>151807097combination of bad luck and Herbert not doing a great job of setting his protections
>Trey Hendrickson to the Patriots for a 1st roundLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>151807092He's not getting traded. Olave won't either, with Shaheed gone.
>>151805658Fixed that for You
>>151807099>I was only pretending to be retardedClassic
The Jets are tanking…the right way? I haven’t seen a team accumulate these many picks in a while
All 32 teams have until 4 p.m. ET on Tuesday, Nov. 4, to strike any remaining player or draft pick deals before the start of the 2026 offseason next March.
>>151807107Fake
>>151807115>Fixed that for YouNo, you really didn't
>>151807064It doesn't matter. It's a bit. It's made up. That's what you do when you shitpost. I'm not actually a fan of 3-5 different teams every season. This is honestly baffling to me some people took me seriously this whole time lmfao
>>151807020Lions/Bills really do have a broship though. Bills colors are based off uniforms the Lions lent them. The owners were good friends. Whenever the Bills stadium gets snowed out, the Lions lend the Bills their stadium. Usually the Bills will buy the Lions facility wings or something to say thank you. It's pretty based.
>>151807115retard
>>151807106the chargers have so many injured linemen i would hard eyeball coaching staff
>>151807119No front office has had the absolute confidence to say "Yeah, this season and team is fucking cooked beyond redemption, get the fuck out" with their chest like the Jets have.
>>151807132CRINGE
>>151807115Obviously you don't know ball.But do you even know how to wipe your own ass?
Bears
>>151807117I only said backing 5 teams and then not talking about the losers was a hedge. Don’t be upset.
>>151806744
>>151807115>Carolina even sniffing the OwlCome on m8
>Garrett Wilson considered "untouchable" according to a team that called the Jets about him, per Connor Hughes.What did they mean by this?
>>151807160>U madClassic
>>151806744Heh
>>151807115>Chiefs put>Panthers, Steelers, Colts, and Mac Jones inListen guys. I have Mahomes fatigue too, but this is just retarded.
>>151807115Swap the Panthers for the Chiefs but otherwise looks pretty reasonable
Bryce Young is not him, cut the crap
>>151807207the chargers, colts, steelers, and niners are objectively not in super bowl contention, let alone in the fucking bubble
>>151807115I admire this shitpost
>>151807232They all are. Learn ball.
>10 draft picks2-15 tank modeToo bad this team can’t rebuild for shit
BOI I TELL YA WHUT THIS YN MARVIN GOT LIPS AH BIG AH MICHELIN TIRES
huh
>>151807231Pic related
>>151807250Brady will draft the next Brady
Guys I got another business idea
PLAYERS, GET YER PLAYERS HEEEERE! HOT N FRESH, WHO WANTS SOME PLAYERS?
>>151807260nice dry dallas bro
>>151807260Couldn’t plastic surgery fix this? Isn’t it sort of offensive to be walking around looking like an A. Wyatt Mann caricature?
>>151807242>Cousins screaming DO YOU LIKE THAT as he waterboards his homosexual teammate until he states that Christ is king
>>151807072He's currently ranked 5th for this season.
>>151807242Jesus wanted to make fishermen into fishers of men. Sounds gay to me.Go football
>>151807265>Bryce: winner>Love: loserOnly stat that matters
The jets will never be a serious franchise
>>151807250Huge game for the Raiders season this week. Jets vs Browns.
>>151807264I take back everything I said, Colts are fucked
>>151807308Maybe they will when a lynch mob shows up at woody johnsons house and they get a new owner
>>151807045kek and disgustingthis is a chad /hooters/ only general
>>151807308they were the first non-puckers to win the owl
Could you imagine Von Miller on the Bills, that defense would be ELITE.
I want whoever pitched the new Buffalo Wild Wing commercials to get fired and never work in marketing again
>>151807344maybe 10 years ago
>>151807264>Justin Fields admitted to crying after a gameWhy do the Jets do this to people?
>>151807180This doesn’t really make sense to me. He’s a decent but not outstanding WR1
>>151805893They will draft an Ohio State QB.
the New York Jets, are the first team with multiple in-season trades for first-round picks in the past 25 seasonsSauce Gardner is the second player dealt for two first round picks in-season since 1990 (the other was Jalen Ramsey, who McVay's Los Angeles Rams nabbed and a few years later won the Super Bowl)Quinnen Williams turns 28 in Dec>Holy fire sale in New York! Hours after dealing Sauce Gardner to the Colts, the Jets are also sending Williams, arguably their best defensive player, to Dallas, where Jerry Jones had been teasing an upgrade for the Cowboys defense. Dallas, which also added Bengals linebacker Logan Wilson at the start of the day, is giving up a package that includes a 2027 first-round pick, 2026 second-round pick and defensive lineman Mazi Smith (selected late first round in 2023)>That means the Jets have now added three first-rounders in a matter of hours, and the Cowboys have a new face of the defense in Williams, a three-time Pro Bowler who also received Defensive Player of the Year consideration a few years ago. Jerry wasn't kidding about making some moves, and now he has an interior veteran to help offset the absence of star pass rusher Micah Parsons, who was dealt to the Packers prior to the season.
>>151807180Most black people have AIDS
>>151805658This is my prediction at this point. I'm going to reference this later when I'm right. Yes, everyone is sleeping on the Ravens and they are going to make a comeback and make the playoffs. Yes, the Chiefs are missing the playoffs altogether. They'll finish with a winning record but barely miss them, possibly on tiebreakers.AFC1. Patriots2. Colts3. Broncos4. Ravens5. Bills6. Steelers7. ChargersNFC1. Rams2. Eagles3. Lions4. Buccaneers5. Seahawks6. Packers7. VikingsWC ROUNDColts > ChargersBroncos < SteelersRavens < BillsEagles > VikingsLions > PackersBuccaneers > SeahawksDIVISIONAL ROUNDPatriots > SteelersColts < BillsRams > BuccaneersEagles > LionsCONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPPatriots < BillsRams > Eagles(uncertain on this one, but either way, whoever wins this is winning the owl)SUPER BOWLBills < Rams/EaglesThe narrative will be that Josh Allen, even when Mahomes misses the playoffs and isn't in his way, can't get it done.
>>151807344he still snaps every now and then but he's not the center of a defense anymore. i like von miller even though he plays for the enemy
>>151807382>surely this one will be different!
>>151807401>Ravens Retard
>>151807384Jest will repeat as offseason champs before doing fucking nothing with all those picks and continuing to suck. Maybe they’ll package them up for some bust like Allar or Sellers
>haven't seen my team in the playoffs since I was in middle school>fuck you here's a few more yearsI'm actually done, fuck this loser franchise
>>151807359>I want whoever pitched the new Buffalo Wild Wing commercials to get fired and never work in marketing againdon't check rule 34
>>151807441>chose to be a Jets fanCould've just been a Giants fan
>>151807401Hope it's the start of them losing another 4 straight superb owls
>>151807242>ask question>get answer>try to cancel person over question you had no business asking in the first placeWhy are Jews like this?
>>151807441Wanna join the carditards?
>>151806933You don't know ball. Excellent CB's cover their assignment so well that QB's don't throw to their man. Can't fill up the stat sheet when the football is thrown elsewhere. Even Reddit knows this...
Myles Garrett is really gonna spend his whole career in that shithole, huh.
>>151807401>Yes, the Chiefs are missing the playoffs altogether.added to the cope collage
>>151807441It's really your only option man. Be glad they are doing it instead of prolonging this shit 10 more years. The Lions won like 3 games in Campbell's first year it was the stockpile of picks that pushed them to contenders.
>>151807441This is the right move you retard. The Jests were never going to be a real team for the next few years anyway, you want draft capital
>>151807359is it the one where the blonde bimbo wants to get married to the buffalo
Myles Garret at the deadline please
I'm glad Rasheed Shaheed is gone. He completely completely stopped trying
>making comment collages Just kiddie things
>>151807519he's rich and can pursue his other hobbies of yellow fever, anime, and reckless assault
Jets season is lost. Blowing it up and committing to a rebuild is smart
>>151807441Fix your fucking picture - the spoon would also eject from the grenade if you pulled the pin>t. went and killed brownoids in afghanistan for fun
>trading young stars for a couple draft picksWhy do dumbass GMs do this?
>>151807115>Cucs >ContendersI look forward to their Wild Card loss
Gonna make a collage of this entire thread
Joe Benigno was talking about he wanted to see some wins and see the team go 5-4 the rest of the way. I think today might actually kill him, like he is legit going to die.
>>151807519I mean Maxx Crosby has had many opportunities to sign with a contender. He’s loyal as fuck to the raiders
>>151807441
>>151807533Chiefs have beat only 1 team with a record above .500.
Just made another collage. Now I'll never forget this thread
>>151807417You're the retard. The literal only competition for the Ravens in the AFC North is the Steelers who are currently 5-3. The Ravens are 3-5 and Lamar is back. They're going to take the division from the Steelers.
>>151807577Thank you for your cervix.Protip: no need for the meme arrow. That implies that they were the one that was a straight C student
Good thing the Jets are incredible at drafting. They could even draft the next Sauce Gardner
some lying reporter mfer said the chiefs would be agressive looking for tradesFuck everything
This has been the greatest thread known to mankind. We will remember this always via my collage
>>151806772I don't know what that means.It's sauce Gardner. He's the best pure corner in the NFL. The jets are deconstructing for picks otherwise he'd retire there. I guarantee a bidding war was happening for him. There is always 5 or 6 defenders in the league that you just don't trade unless shit goes bad. Garnett, sauce, tj watt, those type. Denver, houston, run defenses with shells so the cb numbers get screwy on stats. Sauce when healthy is revis level. He shuts down whoever he covers. Rare can who is tall, fast and a film junkie on a manning level.Like his 3 year teams were running out plays from 60 years ago to confuse him because he always knows what the offense is calling. Sherman used to be like but was limited in speed and only covered one side in zone like most corners do now who "stats say are high level".
>>151807626Kek, this. One of two things will happen now>jest use their picks to draft mediocre at best starters>jest package the picks to move up and draft Arch or some similarly retarded franchise-ruining shit
Stafford is so much better on late downs this year. Last year he was pretty bad.
>>151807633I honestly would love to see them burn some capital on players they don't need
>>151807633You're pathetic
>>151807471>don’t check rule 34Is there porn of this?????https://youtu.be/YPJ33rM9Ds8
>>151807557I want this
Ladies and gentlemen, this has been a thread for the ages
>>151807658Last one was much better. SheWee ending>>>>>>SheWee start
>Myles Garrett to the NinersWhat the fuck
Bills just traded Josh Allen to the Seahawks.
>>151807626Judging by the current process they'll be tanking next year as well. They need a lottery. They were clearly tanking this year from the start lol
>>151807626>draft Sauce Gardner>trade him for two 1sts>draft two Sauce Gardners>trade each for two picks>repeatIn 5 years they will own every pick in the first round
>>151807441Nigga u seriousThis the best thing that could happen to them
When we get to the new thread we'll still be thinking about this thread. It's THAT good
>>151807728>giant buffalo having sex with some blonde ditz at a Buffalo Wild WingsI'd be surprised if there wasn't.
>>151807808Lol
>>151807785
>>151807808>all spent on Sauce Gardner cloneslost in the sauce
>>151807788Lottery just changes tanking to rigging. Id rather see tanking
>>151807808QUICK MATHS
>>151807689what got into sam darnold?
>>151807574They're gonna spend that haul on yet another bust QB without addressing any of their core issues.
>micah parsons for quinnen williams and that guy from green gaypoint at jerruh, point at jerruh and laugh
>>151807661>otherwise he'd retire thereWasnt he simping for homosexual QB Rodgers and gave up on their sophomore teammate and basically the team after Rodgers died the first season?Nah fuck himAdams was a top safety as well and he got traded and the picks were Wilson and Sauce (one of them I think)So yeah fuck him
>>151807884Correction, a QB who looks like a bust because the jest are incompetent, he goes on to look like Brady elsewhere
>>151807884browns will probably get mendoza and the talent pool gets mid quickly, can't draft a bust if no one looks great
>>151807661>He's the best pure corner in the NFL.kek
>>151807959Why would you ask a question then go off on a tangent? I can't tell if you are arguing or curious.
>>151807808i have a better idea>draft devon witherspoon>dont trade him>win a super bowl>repeat
Ohhh. I see. It comes from in vpns Texas and florida.im heading out. Not doing this.
>>151807554all of them
>>151807863>what got into sam darnold?he has been great since he got away from New York
where do i trade in my sauce gardner coins? i have collected quite a set. and it all started with one sauce.
>>151807115Galaxy level ball knower
>>151807115seahawks beat the steelers who beat the colts. the lost to tampa and SF by 7 points combined
>>151808030>off on tangentYou where the one who brought that hypothetically dudeWhy are you niggas so sensitive I addressed the original statement on the second paragraph
