Mammoth EditionPrevious >>151796550
Is an mammoth a athlete?
My penguins ):
>>151806493yeh
Bloodbath in the Pacific.Who makes it in?
>>151806572Ducks will fall off later in the season>kraken >golden knights >oilers >nucks
>>151806572not the flames! kwab
>>151806572Fraud division
>>151806615>four teams from the PacificI don't see it happening. The Central is a serious division.
>>151806827Then this is the year McDavid misses playoffs
Words I understand so far in Serbian rap song:"Kokaina" (self-explanatory)"Obama" (?, could be "oh, mama")
whoa
You people.
pretty good string of didn't asks
Nou people
>>151806572KrakenKnightsDucksOilers
>>151807031that's what I call niggers
Blackhawks
>>151807225post of the year
terrible thing to post
>>151807582Source?
Is Wyatt Johnston going to be elite?
>>151807587it's the consensus among good people
>>151807664no
>>151807229are going to fall off
another night of hockey without my flames
greatest goalie of all time
>>151807902Wolfie just climbs the ladder
>>151807823Probably for the best
>>151807664hes not 1st line centre material
>>151807958OkI do think he's a GREAT 2nd line C tho
>>151807902>best How come he couldn't save the Union ?
LETS GO FLAMES
>>151808109flames!!!!!!!!!
>>151808109FREE HUBERDEAUFREE HUBERDEAUFREE HUBERDEAUFREE HUB- AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAA MY POINT PERCENTAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I feel you could all be replaced by AI.
>>151808439robots could never replicate my wit and charm
I just got back home from waging and took a tremendous marner
>>151806180 #https://youtu.be/SpjnIb6_zU0 [Open]>>151806064 #that's not very lady like
>>151808439
>>151808439True and AI will validate my insane delusions instead of calling me a "gay retard" all the time
>rags coming off a west coast road trip>still winless at home>randy is townThis gonna be good
hahahaha
>>151808439Your mom could be replaced by AI
>>151808643femmefield is too pure let her rest
>>151808439My work here is essential
>>151808923that's crazy. how much ice time did they get? st. louis is terrible.
thoughts?
>>151809518If there was a problem then why couldn't the penguins stop them?
>>151809518based stu
>>151809579>was *is(currently)
Hockey club was better name than mammoth
>>151809518We just need to write one more hit piece about his dad then he'll definitely want to stay
>>151809754Marner's dad is a fag though
>sitting ar the park minding my own business>these 3 boomers roll up in their ford>park right in front of where im sitting>proceed to sit in their car and talk while staring right at me for 45 minutesWhy are boomers like this
Love hearing from Mike Johnson on Overdrive. Great hockey mind on that guy.
who do you put on his wing? caulfield or demidov?
>>151809889Owning a vehicle is great since its like a mobile bench with heat .
>>151809903played in every level he has good takes
>>151809924Retard
Kypreos says Wolf is not living up to his contract. Valiquette if you are going to have a small goalie, you need to play better defence, and the Flames are going to ruin Wolf by running him ragged behind a shit team.
my beautiful italian wife has spoken on the subject
>>151808439>implying we're not all AI
>>151810104I've never Marnered without bending my knees.
The only thing marner was good for was padding his , Mathews and the Maple Leafs regular season stats . I will only say we needed him if the leafs miss the playoffs Not having him in the playoffs is a also boon since during them he is just wasted cap space.
>>151810163we don't call those that here now
>>151810104*kneels*
>hey hunny, the lasagna's ready
Thinking the Flames win out the rest of the season they get the President's trophy
>>151809903Speaker of the house or Wisconsin women's hockey coach?
https://youtu.be/Xp2cmadzm0w?si=eU_EClYahWevlk8v
i got a thing or two to say about a thing or two
>>151810253>weekend macklin
>General Manager Patrik Allvin announced today that F Vitali Kravtsov has been placed on unconditional waivers for purpose of contract termination.
>>151810291you got another thing coming
>>151810354Great song. I believe it's on the soundtrack for NHL 14, which was a great game.
darude by sandstorm is a great song
>>151810373And Vice city (aka best gta).
>>151810291Whatever
I have a thing tonight so I won't be here.Remember to brush your teeth before bed and say your prayers.
These guys think my Schaefer is bretty gudhttps://www.nhl.com/nhl-network/topic/nhln-latest-video/nhl-now-tape-room-6384476679112
>>151810495What kind of thing? Getting pegged?
>>151810495a MAID appointment, i hope
lunatics
>>151810566Retards
>>151810087>mfw kypreos talks about hockeyI'm so tired of him and friedman I can't stand their voices
>>151810528>>151810549You guys can skip brushing your teeth, because you really need to pray twice.
>>151810623He's not afraid to shit on the laffs
>>151810646Until it comes to mitchy boitano and then he runs defense better than tj watt
>>151810665Speak english please.
>>151810623Is that the cashier from the Jays and Silent boob movie?
>>151810672before he turned into a massive faggot, kevin smith had some cool stuff. the clerks animated series is one of those things
>>151810683DUDE WEED LOL
>>151810683I liked clerks and I thought that guy was good in it. Wish he could have done more films.
>>151810623All of Canada gets their hockey news from TSN. Overdrive, Jay Onrait, and all the NHL insiders still have some soul compared to the government mandated slop that Sportsnet puts out.
>>151810510Overrated
What game are we watching
>>151810891habs
>>151810910mormon bros we just can't stop winning
Avs + cup 4eva
>>151810910>according to the espn misery index
>>151810683Thats to bad because I looked up to him so much as a socialy repugnant tranny porn adict
>>151810910yzerplan sisters, why are we still so miserable after 7 seasons?
>>151810943Stalinsisters too
yoooo 6 7
>Panarin-Zibanejad-MillerRags are cooked
Another night
>>151811029Why? That’s team Sven’s 1c
bussy
>>151811030another dream
>>151811069good tune
I just hope my canesies beat the rags or get at least 1 point in the standings tonight bros
>>151811097>not char grill
>>151809673I'll never forget the clubbies
DARREN PANG IS A MANLET
>>151811112Based and char-pilled
>Celebrini and Carlsson breakout>Malkin resurgance>Scheifele won't stop scoringgoym, how many Top 10 centers can there be??
MERDE
newfie forwards
>>151811142This post might make me drive to the grocery store
>>151811056Miller is supposed to be the 1C. Mika is proving again that he can't play with anyone else besides Kreider. Panarin and Miller having 0 chemistry with Miller at centre is bad news.
NHL had Sam Bennett, Tage Thompson, Mika Zibanejad, Connor Bedard, and Elias Pettersson in their previous two Top 10 centers list.
>>151811142Mmmmmm cookies>>151811151Do it
i'm surprised mika has never been a vancouver canuck
i'm the one true 1C
>rags
zegras stylin' on my habbies
that zegras pass was gnarly
Flylels up 2-0 on the BEST team in the EASTuh ohpoopy briefs
c'est terminé
I heard a rumour Zegras blew out Sarah Nurse's back after the photoshoot for the EA NHL cover
holy shit zegrasholy shit monty
nah nah nah actually fuck Monty get this huckster out of net
If trevor zegras was a bichromatic equine native to sub-Saharan Africa he’d be Trevor Zebras hahaha
>>151811276God dammit anon
BAHBBY BRAHNK>it IS 3-0
>>151811276_/ _/ _/ _/
monty better get going here if he wants to go to milan
>>151811276
>>151811276jen
>>151806450Sami's Mammies and Whammies (formerly Clubbies)
>>151811254Who?
Jagr spotted
>>151811349where?
i quit rehab for that?
>ragsKwab
>>151811114based
I just tuned in. Habsissies, what the fuck is going on?
>>151811352Madison square garden desu
>>151811362MSL has yet to understand Dobes is our real tendie
>>151811361but now its TUSKS UP
>>151810910yay my team's number one!
>tfw no gf
desu i can't blame any of the goals on monty tonight, which is something we say a lot in other games, but tonight was especially bad
my broons gotta get pucks deep
>>151811391>tfw only frens
>>151811403eat cock randy
jesus fucking christsomebody get us that quote of Darren Pang on the Rangers/Canes TNT feed saying "pee pee poo poo"it was with around 4 minutes left in the 1stplease
habs fans better be careful not to run monty out of town
>>151811406fuck monty
>>151811411cope
>>151811411Seethe
>tfw my flames play tomorrow
i belief
my flysies :)
>>151811411dilate
>>151811449
yeah we're not calling crosschecks anymore I guess
I'M ON THE BRINK
is uh
literally missed three calls right there
>>151811472The power of Dobson
>>151811476Garrett Rank was there for the Edmonton game too
>>151811472iTs DuH gOaLiEs FaUlT
>>151811472reality check
>>151811472kwab
My libbies :)My ragsies :(
it's uphttps://youtu.be/k6WyfiT5mtw?si=fGmUX_vSPz9vjd_y&t=378
>3 crosschecks to the back>playing puck without helmet>interferenceyep it's Garret Rank officiating time
Just tuned into the habs game
>>151811500i agree with the sentiment butyou need to go back
>>151811526lots of time left
>reddit spacing
>>151811549it's valid when you want to use it for emphasis
>>151811549He who smelt it, dealt it. redditposter you wanna bitch them so often, why don't you go pay them a visit
I know my Flyers aren't that good but they are better than last year and much more enjoyable to watch. GO FLYERS!!!
I spacehowever I feel
>>151811453She’s shaped like a boy
>>151811570i'll pay you a visit, pal
Do the stors or soilers win?
>>151811576well, as long as she has abs and not a gut, cool beans
>>151811580stors will win :)
What's on his mind right now?
>>151811597Poop
>>151811597JUST
>>151811597Propecia
you philadelphians like octopus falafel? Kinda crazy that a couple of years ago it used to be only $10USD for a plate, now it's 20. The guy's an arrogant self-important fag though.
>>151811479Updoot
>>151811597mcdavid recommended him literature again
>>151811597probably his cousin's sweet walls getting pounded out by chad Zegras
>>151811583So you’re gay?
>>151811606Not a philadelphian but I'd fuck w/ itI've had octo fried rice before, not the same obviously but the point I'm making is that octopus is delish and I'd tear that plate the FUCK up.
>>151811597well, it's not his hairline
>>151811583Most homosexual post of the last 5 threads easily
>>151811641>far right
>>151811657accurate
>>151811657Like you wouldn't simp for the /hoc/ pwhl player
>>151811642there's actually no octopus at all in there, it's just the name of the food truck. The guy grills a bunch of random things usually chicken, asparagus, random veggies, adds in falafel and spaghetti and fruit in the takeout plate
>>151811694Yes but only when they are bulking.
>>151811597he's recalling one of my posts yesterday and trying not to laugh
>>151811713at you? Yeah, me, too.
>>151811642>octopus is delish and I'd tear that plate the FUCK up.I agree and it may be petty, but it is the only reason I hate the Red Wings
>>151811697Well then that's fucking gay if there's no octoYou fucking led me on and now I feel like a fucking retard FUCKJk I'd still eat that if I was blazed as fuck or had drunk munchies
Duclair is a hockey beast
someone get a handle on this screaming broad on the tnt broadcast
I dont eat brown people food
>>151811697Shit I'd eat it sober too. I love food like a fat kid likes cake. Shit I like cake too, I'm probably that fat kid.
what's with the forced rivalry between the stars and soilers? i thought it was knights and soil since forever
>>151811740He’s awful
>>151811729dude you fucking suck lmaon
>>151811748not even Italian?
>>151811762you mispelt 'lemon', jen
>>151811759oilers have more playoff losses vs the stars than any other team
>>151811759hi, zoomer
>>151811538Shouldn't have doubted
>>151811759Both cities are full of people larping as Texans
>>151811770speaking of brown people food, Trevor Zegras loves fast casual italian chains like North Italia and Barolo. Kinda fitting considering how much he likes brown women
>>151811797
UH FLYSIES
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
FUCK YOU PHILTIES
>>151811797JEN
SUPERIOR PROPANEBIG DICK NICKREDDIT SPACING
>>151811606sounds like some truck in university city or something, I only go to my local halal food cart for lamb and rice
>the city of Texass
Chicago, Anaheim and Columbus all are retarded for not taking Demidov. The Sharks made the right choice taking Celibrini #1
SCRUM
I find your lack of faith in BUT disturbing
valdar? more like bad goalie
>>151811888good post also checked
>>151811888888
>>151811888>.666
based cross check
>>151811888he's the anti wolf desu
hm
Every time you see Demidov on the bench he's grinning. fuck I love that he loves this team
msl is a sharp-dressed man
my starsies :(
>>151811914wolfe washed
WE WANT OTTER
>>151811920>shoot the puck>score goalsWhat a novel concept.
>>151811929
deSHIT
OILERS WIN!
>>151811929kek basic mtl stuff
slaf is a goon
>>151811933Pretty sure he's not dressed for this game.
Anders Lee scores!!!
>no crosscheck callThank you Garrett
>2 mins for getting crosschecked in face
>>151811953He's backing up according to NHL.com. Dallas should put him in to avenge his game 5 embarrassment
Chaotic pp
>>151811983>paprikash
>>151811941There are two different El Zarandeados in my town. I went to one once but I forget what I ordered because i was drunk and high. Latinx btw
dylan lost
the Rangers look suicidally frustrated out there
>>151812049already better than mackinnon
>DING
>>151812069>mental midgets cant handle a slow startShockingET LE BUUUUUUUT
Scaaaar >>151812069Just like my sex life
K I R B YIRBY
DACH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>raaaaaaaaaags
ALL TIED UP
my flysies :(
*DUNDUNDUNDUN*BUT!*DUNDUNDUNDUN*BUT!*DUNDUNDUNDUN*BUT!
NORFCarolina
I HATE REFFIES
Dangerous lead at MSG
Brink on planet retard
that's my zacha
>>151812144what is it this time
great call, ref!
I wonder why the refs got so based after the 1st intermission
Didn't exactly expect a goaltender battle between Vejmelka and Lyon.
>>151812146Bro I forget what a Rangers goal even looks like
every single Habs game is pure unadulterated kino
DEMIGODUNSTOPPABLE
ET LE BUUUUUUT, DEMIGOD
DEMIGOD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
we're so fucking back!
>scoreless, one period slopfest in Buffalo............my dabres :)
these Habs are quite impressive
skinngod and nurse masterclass who's beating this team?
fucking insane
JT Miller acting like a whiny bitch
>9 SOG That seems low for how much offense Montreal has had this period
>>151812234And the shit goalie that everyone here hates has 27 saves now hmmmmmmmm
>>15181224624 but yes
>>151812224>hooks a guy>drops his stick>sees the ref's arm go up>just stands up straight and coasts like his controller was unplugged instead of trying to help during the delayed callthat's some Mitch-Marner-tier mental weakness from Millerno wonder the >rags are shitting it up this season
shoot da puck, newhook, y'idiot
>>151812246>the shit goalie that everyone here hatesVladar is .555
>>151812224>one pissy retard ruined both the nucks and the rags
MONTYMONTY MONTY
Holy shit flylels
based tuukka
>>151812347
>>151812121Arghhh
it feels like the habs could win the cup with the current roster without having to make any additional moves, maybe just another solid defenseman, in case matheson or guhle gets hurt
>>151812375they need a 2C
>>151812375gets dogwalked by sam benett sorry you have to hear it from me
>>151812375they gotta get through the leafs first
>>151812402your shitties?
>>151812406>it was 3-1
>>151812398barzal is available
>>151812398I mean we are doing just fine on our second line, as long as Demidov is in it.
>>151812375Easy there Pierre
>>151812443I mean, it's November
Dwayne Jetski
>>151812409They always do fine until they get lazy. Sleeepy. It was 3-0!
Late night wings
>>151812375Way too early to calling them cup champs lmao, easy bud
>>151812375Just the right time to be calling them cup champs, good call bud
why are they losing
>>151812493>>151812479>>151812459desu, i don't remember any other teams with an early winning record in the season, winning the way we do with so much instant offense out of nowhere and comebacks
>>151812402this guy?
>>151812501They didnt account for goaltending
>>151812398sidthekid
>>151812509>talks of cup>shows regular season statsyou have no argument
>>151812558Can you afford to have a lame like this guy right now with all these injuries? no
swayman is not worth the money
dullass getting outreffed on home ice embarassing
damn, xhekaj got FUCKED UP
>>151812506Hongcouver 2 years ago
Why can't the Rangers win at home?
our refffies putting the mammy back in their place
>>151807031I have my poppy Don
lmao another caufield boarding penalty
>>151812618I think it's related to the fact that they are not very good.
>norwood 3 rookie lapgrim
Caufield's a big guy he could have hurt him
>>151812685Could be right
>>151812686I shaved my head and I'm so distraught about it because I don't like totally bald and can't find a length I like and my head is still pale from having hair despite trying to get outside for at least 30 minutes every day I don't know why it won't tan
>rags with 0 shots on goal in the last 18 minutes of play
>>151812712Ask I did not
>>151812713>now 20 minutes
apologize
I remember a time when everyone was saying Michkov was better than Bedard because of their match up history. I remember a time when everyone was saying Bedard was a generational talent. Both are shit
>>151812727they finally got one with about 6:40 left
>>151812742We're Celibrini and Demidov board now
>>151812739je m'excuse
Avs will go to OT. Will they win?
>>151812375least delusional habs fan
>>151812772Ya by fuckin accident because the guy was trying to dump it in and missed the corner by a mile
>>151812780fact check: no
Why are the rags total assDo they have fewer goals than the Flames
Take that, hebes!
yeah, montembeault isn't making team canada
>>151812809based
>>151812809Just what the rags need, a middle eastern mayor
Why are Habs fans doing the wave during a one goal game?
>>151812802next time compare them to a shit team if you wanna make the look bad.
>>151812823retard
>>151812824They’re from Montreal, please be patient
>>151812802>mika and panarin are lazy as fuck>Miller hasnt gelled with anyone>bottom 9 is filled with 5-20 point players>defence is Adam fox and 5 morons>the goalie is overrated
>>151812809reminds me of that tragedy
who let khustodinov out? who? who
>elbow to the fucking head>no callholy fuck I hate mario kart officiating if you're trailing you get all the powerups and if you're leading you get nothing
>>151812809stupid anti white
>>151812824https://youtu.be/X-7CgtTpd5c?si=QvjpwdVfBqpObi0E&t=1017pourquoi pas
>>151812823I'd much rather have that Paki than old school corrupt sexpest mayors with ties to the mob
>>151812809welcome to the rice fields mother fuckers
my avies :)
>>151812809>NYC falls to Mamdani>NYC blue state blue team loses to red state red team the same nightit's like poetry, it rhymes
>>151812860average reform voter
fraudreal sprinting towards another ot win
>>151812823extremely zionist post
>>151812809the absolute gnashing and wailing over this dude is lmao as fuck
what's he saying to them right now?
>>151812902>rags
>>151812898New yorkers are all retarded
where's matt rempe when you need him
>>151812902Letting them know about the caliphate
>>151812902just taking his time drawing a large veiny penis
>>151812908read this in a nasally and whiny accent of a particular variety
>>151812902>1 shot on goal in 26 minutes>gave up an empty-net goal>coach just yelling at the players>getting shut outthe >rags are in dire straits
Why is Mcdavid afraid of scoring goals?
>>15181289826 billionnaires are trying to take this guy down, but people are more concerned about him being a paki
Rangers you fucking suck
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
>rags>a>g>s
>>151812934>>
>>151812927>seats are empty>the few remaining fans are booinglol
HASBS WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
Zadarov made the islanders his bitch glad to see that numale Adam fox wannabe get btfoed.
MY MAMMOTH!
>>151812927Watching the rags fans and media slow realization that their team is shot has been great. They were on such a high after game 2 in Buffalo going on and on about how great the 4th line looked.
rags sisters... how could this happen to us... we completed the fastest rebuild in history and now look at us...
>>151812879average land acknowledger
>>151812946When's he playing?
>>151812949No way
How will the governor react to his city electing a communist.
God damn the Mammoth did it again
>>151812908retard
even worse, hes a muslim
>>151812963The governor is a woman and endorsed him months ago.
>>151812963erecting a exclusion zone around it to contain the cancer
habs entire strategy is to get to garytime
>>151812963another extremely zionist post
>>151812981>>151812978Noel has aids
>>151812963the governor is a lady
>>151812939gg fellow caniacs
>>151812978no the governor of /hoc/
>>151812977never ever trust a muslim. nyc is fucked
Can you jeets stop talking about US politics thank you
everyone that pedophile endorsed lost or is losing in dramatic fashion
>>151812994Can I give the same answer?
>>151812873our avsies :)and it's on tnt so i don't have to watch the altitude retard crew
>>151812978>>151812991newfags OUT
THE HURRICANES ARE RIGHTFUL HARTFORD STOCK
Why is /hoc/ so active right now
stephan is now stephanie?
>>151812960i hate the migrant hotels, i think the mass immigration is killing the west, but i'm not actively voting against my interests just because one of the best political candidate we've ever had at any level anywhere is a paki. And fuck the indians, they've added nothing of value to society and whine all the time.
>>151813011habs
>>151813004bud is a manly man
>>151812999I don't know if you're aware of this (you are) but the other guy is a jewish rapist who killed a bunch of old people
>>151813011Because I started posting something other than hockey
>>151813000
>>151813011retard hours were extended
>>151813010next Whalers game is January 3rd
preemptive CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>151813021not after dinner
>>151813019is that why there are mutiple leafs hellbent on defending a literal muslim? habs fans dissappoint me more every day
I dont live in nyc so I dont care I just like laughing at their hockey teams
The USA literally elected a communist
>>151813041hey that's another extremely zionist post you guys are on a roll!
>>151813034i took my meds today so i was allowed to play on the internet with my friends
>>151813011there are many exciting games
>>151813041Paki bretheren
>>151813041welcome to the future, chud
>>151812993North Carolina is beautiful
both of those OTs were awesome >top drawer, Gary
>>151813041i don't care about the gay liberal muslims because they have negative appeal for the sorts of muslims that cause a lot of problems
>>151813075thoughts on your loss to bud?
why are leafs the most consistent anti-zionists of all /hoc/?
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT???
>>151813081We shouldn’t have to even think about any muslims at all
LET'S GO BROONS!!!!
>>151813011im off my meds so there are more personalities here tonight
Gary really wants this one for Philly
>>151813093Any of the children of Abraham, for that matter.
>>151812975Cheers from the soda bar
>>151813089>owning semites by boosting another semite Birds of a feather
I am strongly of the belief that there shouldn't be any shootouts in regular season games.
>>151813093this. they should all be back in the desert and should they try something again, launch another final crusade
>6 home games>6 home losses>4 shutouts>rags
>>151813113>Birds of a featherYou're literally being a parrot.
>>151813116cool it, chud.
>>151813113How retarded are you?
>>151813121stfu nigger
bruins arent sending their best to this shootout. not sure they have any
>>151813117yeah antagonizing the middle east went over so well for europe last time
>>151813126>stfu nigger
MY BROONS! :)
>>151813129Didn't matter.
>rags had 1 shot in the final 28 minutes of the game>it was a flip in from the neutral zone that bounced on netKwab
SHOOT OUT TIME
>>151813131only because europe didnt deal with the lefties first. muslims are weak and pathetic
>>151813137OUR BROONS!!!
>>151813143>>151813143>>151813143NEW
>>151813150>>151813150
>>151813147fuuuuuuuck
