will smith editionprev >>151800629
Doyers
So far in news:>Cubs declined Shota Imanaga's option and he's now a free agent>Red Sox already signed Jarren Duran back for another year
Raynkees.
I always have my plug in while posting on /mlb/
>>151807030>Buh... gluh.
Cubs decline option on Shota and trade a reliever back to the Orioles for cash considerations. Probably a sign of things to come
>>151807030Cubs
'stros
whentani
>Yu Darvish had to get another surgerythat explains some things
>>151807321snip snap snip snap
>>151807321AND he'll miss the entire 2026 season. Looks like it's time to start hopping on the Mayfield/Schoolcraft 2026 train
dodgers
>>151807321>>151807354It’s Darvover
>>151807078Don't get this for the cubs desu
>>151807078>Shota Imanagahe sucked
>>151807321its over for him
>>151807321Yu... ;_;His career is most definitely over at this point, he's probably already getting set up for a front office / pitching coach position now.
This is totally doable naturally. Bonds should have just done it the hard way.
>>151807383>>151807321Good thing Preller has a nice big farm to make moves with.
>>151807646if the jays came back you wouldnt still be spamming like dat
>>151807463oof madone
>>151807672
>>151807078Cubs letting Imanaga walk means they're wanting to be cheap now and prepping for the next lockout. He's probably going to be a Padre.
No amount of rings is worth more than loyalty.
>>151807669We're going to get Shota and he's gonna be the hero the Padres need
>>151807426Something went horribly wrong with his fastballs this year, but I'd chalk that up to his injury.
>>151807787>has a mentally ill drug addict eat pimples off his back
>>151807672>if the jays came backBut they didn't! GET FUCKED
>>151807672don't be so womanly, dude. we're boys here
>>151807820A few years with the chadres oughta do the trick!
Shōta was flat out the worst pitcher on the cubs in the second half. For the whole of 2025 he had a .2176 BAPIP and 4.86 WHIP. He might have just had a dead arm year but he’s probably not “worth” $19m a year for the next 3 years. It only becomes a issue if the cubs don’t replace him with someone better
>>151807875yeah if he wants to be a perpetual loser
>>151807888I’ll add, he might stay with a QO but if not he seems like a perfect player for the “Chadres” to waste money on.
>>151807669Not funny
>>151807888FIP not WHIP. Sorry I’m posting on the job site
>>151807888The biggest problem the Cubs are facing now is that the Ricketts are going full cheapskate mode to prep for the lockout next year, they're not going to be spending any serious money to replenish the pitching staff with anything resembling a star player.
>>151807874There any womanly boys here?
>>151807950Yes I agree, the writing is on the wall. Dansby is the only veteran signed through 2027. Ricketts is going to be incredibly hawkish on implementing a salary cap, they’ve had this lockout in mind for years it would appear. Fuck him
>>151807998no one cares doyerpaco
>>151807787Trout: 464 of 1032 possible games on the ILRendon: 478 of 870 possible games on the ILArte's bum ass should be forced to sell the team. Clearly the players don't want to play because it's a hopeless situation.
I need a mean ween to suck...
>>151808007I do
>>151807924poodres don't have that kind of money to burn. look for them to sign multiple players trying to come back from KBO and NPB.
>>151808051well you shouldn't
>>151808049go Mets
>>151807787>is one of the best players of all time>no one will remember himdamn........
angels ain't it
imagine posting dogs like a retarded loser lmao
>claims “biblical losses” during Covid >lays off low wage workers during COVID>not even a year later joins a bid to buy Chelsea, a soccer team that sold for over 4 billionCubs are absolutely fucked until Ricketts sells the team. They’re going to be perennial 85-90 winners that immediately get bounced from the playoffs Cubs fans actually think they’re going to sign Schwarber and Cease. They haven’t been players for top free agents since 2015. They got outbid by the fucking Tigers for Bregman
Kind of a shame we never got to see this kino
>>151808259leave it to a degenerate /mlb/ doyer fan to carve a fuckass wojak pumpkin
>>151807383
Fuck canada
m's should sign shota since his biggest issue is giving up dingers>>151807397the generous interpretation is his underlying metrics are bad and locking him up to a longer deal is bad business. the optics are bad though, especially if they're also losing tucker. not sure what their plan is.
>>151807806Snelly parlayed a stint with the dads into a ring with the dodgers so yeah
>>151807998It's beautiful
>>151808342He's cheaper than la piedra....
>>151808342>not sure what their plan is.They’re going to scoop up a couple pitchers and hitters that fall through the cracks on 1-2 year deals
‘Mookchads…
>>151808320>>151808399This
>>151808320Fuck the USA
>>151808436
mmm.... butternaise
Fuck America
>>151808419a fascinating development
>>151808436WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?
Fuck my ass
>>151808349Was hoping he would be a dumpster like Scott
Go Dodgers
>>151808496dumpster fire*
>>151808469Well isn’t this embariceing bc you live in North America yourself pal
>>151808510>literal nazi >roots for the dodgersYou can’t make this shit up.
O Canada!Our home and native land!True patriot love in all of us command.With glowing hearts we see thee rise,The True North strong and free!From far and wide,O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.God keep our land glorious and free!O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
>>151808510wtf, LA is based and redpilled?
>>151807820velo dropped 1mph+ on every pitch, 32 years old. big regression in performance. cubs have to know hes needs TJ soon
>>151808548Always has been.
O Can’t Win Nada!Their home on native land!Blue Jays have choked, Hoffman had no command.With choking hearts we cede the ninth,A home run to miggy!From far and wide, O Can’t Win NadaThey lost the Worlds ‘Eries.Five hundred mill, just for Vladdy.O Can’t Win Nada gets mocked on /sp/.O Can’t Win Nada gets mocked on /sp/
>>151808572kekkini!
>>151808594I look like this.
>>151808572O KEK
>>151808342i too am a big league gm, ama
Cubs and Angels are the only teams in MLB that actually have no excuse to operate as cheaply as they do
Padrebros I think we're going to go back to being dog shit again
>>151808531
>>151808739>das it mayne
>>151808656welcome to san francisco, shota!
>>151808738you have the opportunity to become back-to-back trade deadline winners tho?
>>151808679Angels pay for talent at least but their facilities are dogshit. Cubs don't pay for talent but have good facilities.
He's a Giant, not a Mariner
angels have their version of jerry jones running the team. until that retard is gone nothing will change.
>>151808738>Perlaza breaks out as the rookie 1B>Schoolcraft has a Schlittler/Yesavage like rise through the minors and becomes a hero starter>Sign Shota and he has a Pivetta like transformation>Randy Vasquez turns into Randy Jones>Campy revenge yearplenty of things to be excited for
>>151808861*poorer jerry jones who can't afford basic maintenance on an aging stadium and can't afford to build a state of the art facility
>>151808865I hope so Chihuahuabro
Unsurprisingly, Trevor Story is NOT leaving the Red Sox
u a bitch!!!
>>151808792Ah yes dump the farm again to see no difference thanks
>fucking stuck with Manny Machado, Xander Croney and now Yu darvish contract who's not gonna retire til He's 42Bruh lol I think preller needs to have a Friedman GM to help him out, I just wish he just becomes just our lead scouting department and fucks off, the way he gives out contract is terrible. We are just done with Hosmer too.
>>151809059The Darvish one is the only bad one in this list. All the other ones, you could justify especially when they were made.
Actually, Darvish learned how to pitch left handed recently, so he'll actually come back as a LHP and be good again
>>151809077Manny and Xander sure but Crone has been absolutely invisible. I forget he's even on the team lol
Amerifats just coping their sport is now dominated by Japs and Latinos
>>151809120Come on... dont tell me you actually believe that
>>151809125Cronenworth made sense to extend when he was. Back to back all star years with a generally decent performance and is still consistently a top 10 performing 2nd baseman in the whole league, top 5 in the national league. He absolutely gets paid what he's worth, the only reason people don't like it is the length of time and the fact that he's not some wacky superstar level player like Jazz or whatever guy they're imagining the Padres would be in the running for without him
https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1985800626106716435Padres season already over.
Do you think gura watched the dodgers game from sweden?
>>151807998Thanks Dodgerchad I really care about this post
>>151809358It was over when we lost Ramon Laureano and barely had starters for playoffs. Clowns like Machado and Tatis kbeing missing, half of our lineup was automatic outs, this team offense sucked ass. Last year was really the greatest team ever assembled to probably win a WS, Yu gave his heart and soul game 5, probably won't anymore with fucking 24 scoreless inning.... That still hurts me til this day man....
>>151809410Yeah. She was under my desk together with your mom XD
>>151809317Yeah you're right the length is the problem I have with it. It would be nice to see a redemption arc from him though
>>151809496I like to think we would have won the WS if we finished off the Doyers but probably would have gotten bumped off by the Mets if we're being serious lol
damn, i wish my memeners had someone like ernie. we suck.
poodres kek
>>151807721this nigga cryin
LIVERPOOL WINS KEK
>>151808419>mfw this is real
>>151809496I want to stick my PENIS in STAR SAPPHIRE
>>151809627You gonna keep this up all offseason?
>>151809527Did the 50hz ground loop couple in through sven's cockring perhaps?
FAGGets kek!
>>151809533He generally isn't even that bad. Highest OBP on the Padres this year behind Tatis, consistently above average in most hitting stats. His contract is more a stability one rather than a high profile one with the goal to have a stable core locked in. I will say, he is absolutely one of the more notably affected by Vic's hitting approach though. He went from 2021/2022's 20+HR over .800OPS years to being in the mid-low .700OPS with 10-15HRs a season. People act like Tatis and Manny were the bigger crimes, and yeah it's definitely annoying to see how badly Vic neutered them, but it really fucked guys like Jake way more.
>>151809714What the fuck is a cockring?
Australia deserves an MLB team more than Canada, honestly.>b-but muh lack of interest>b-but muh travelDon't care. Make it happen.
>>151809692i don't think you know how it works anon
I bought the too...
Anyone got the webm of vladdy celebrating the DP in the 7th like they won the championship?
>>151809723It's the ring that roosters fight in during cockfights.
>>151807721Vladdy, there always a chance. You will win and make more money...
The Padres' history with long term players is honestly shaky enough that Padres fans won't even realize that by the end of his career, Jake Cronenworth will unironically be a top 10 all time Padre lol
>>151809611Cole Young will eventually be that guy
>>151809723It's the think you pull up on to shift your volvo in reverse.
>>151809806
>>151809829He was developing well but if Polanco and Bliss are back next year I'm not sure where he'll fit in.
>>151808572i only know the melody up to >true patriot love
[Hook] Fuck canada (x20)
>>151809827Need Wil Myers to boost our team morale in difficult times now that Doyers went back to back WS wins, Robert Suarez and King in FA mode and now Yu having collarbone surgery. We're absolutely disintegrated bruh
Hey anons im that one Bakersfield guy that used to post dodgers qts in the threads. Haven't been able to post much but I made this i love you.
>>151809827Honestly not hard to believe. We've been historically a revolving door for players
>>151810022>qts
Should the Padres relocate to Utah?
What is Mike Trout's problem? Anaheim is basically LA
>>151810051Shut up Fuwawa
>>151810051Send the Rockies there bruh, or the Dbacks.
>>151809144Max Muncy is white
>>151809869Kwab
>whites and asians>latino supporting crew>only 3 black guys (1 whitewashed; 1 hispanic; 1 diversity hire that took kim's place in CF late-game subs)dodgers are AMERICA's team
>>151810078it just doesn't make sense to have THREE (3) southern california teams
>>151810134>dodgers are AMERICA's team
>>151810136>THREE (3)i just fucking wrote that on another website. like exactly
>>151810134they have no white protagonist, it's white and latino supporting crew
>>151810022who's the stupid whore?
>>151810145>see something good>try to turn it badLMAO THE RESULT OF THE WOMANLY ENGLISH EDUCATION SYSTEM
>>151810166>smith>freeman>maybe snell>kershawBONUS>hapa edmanAMERICA's TEAM
>>151809869DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Diamondbacks are going to be the next team to relocate, not because of declining interest or greedy owners, but because it's going to be physically impossible for sports to be played in Arizona in a few years. Nobody wants to play in 110 degree weather, eventually someone is going to step in saying it's too dangerous for player health to do that
>>151810166Freeman is the whitest fucker you'll ever see.
>>151810153it's a coincidence there is no need to check your floorboards or walls
>>151810214>barbie ken dollWHITEST OF WHITES
>>151810166Yeah ok
>>151810239wow good kitty
>White Sox pick up Luis Robert's option????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>151810256what else were they going to do?
>>15181026320 million seems like way too much for someone with those numbers and also doesn't play gamesI don't feel good about it
>>151810197BLOW GAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>151808981That’s not me, anon
>>151810281>IZ DIZ GUY BORTHDAY TOUDAY
>>151810292ugly rat
>>151810301
>>151810292Wait there are two Chihuahuabros?
>>151810321i'm just a fan on that farming image
member those comfy threads after game 5 when there were zero pacos to be seen
>>151810194>>151810214>>151810239>whites think their players are on the same relevance as Japanese playersThe social media follower count speaks for itself
Fuck America :)
>>151810204it's a dry heat
>>151810355the glory days
>>151810372i boo their anthem
>>151810385110 is still pretty fucking hot you mexican
Member when the blow gays couldn’t score with a man on third, TWICE!Member when Jeff coughman choked on a dick so hard he gave up a homerun to the WORST hitter on the dodgersGood times
>>151808679Red Sox too
>>1518104030% humidity you baby
>>151810400Based
>>151810415Fuck you but also fuck Homer Hoffman. We need to replace that fraud
>>151808679>>151810421Cubs and Red Sox have old ass stadiums with not many luxury suites. They need new stadiums with modern stadium amenities in order to increase revenue and be able to spend to compete with the other big franchises.
>>151810051only if they can wrangle the trademark for Salt Lake Bees. i don't trust them to name a sports team given:>utah jazz. should have given the name back to new orleans and rebranded>utah mammoth. i mean, how retarded is this. they tried to be the utah yeti but lost the trademark battle with a FUCKING cooler company kekthey could also be the Salt Lake Racers, because Bonneville, but again everyone involved in branding american sports teams in current year are functionally retarded so they'd never
>>151810448EPIC BACON BAIT
>>151810448The narwal bacons at midnight!!
Which players are the Jays losing for next year? Is Tommy Edman on the trading block for Dodgers?
>>151810451Salt Lake Blue Jays
>>151810275I mean they tried to move him at the deadline this year so I guess they're hoping maybe they can next year instead.
doyerpacos having BWC withdrawals
>>151810468tommy sneeds will be a doyer until 2029 at the minimum
>>151810468Dodgers need to address the outfield defense. Teo is a liability and Conforto was a dud. They can't get rid of Edman cause they need his utility.
Fuck Canada
Canada and the USA should just fuck already
How sad do you feel when you have to reply to your own post cause nobody feeds you attention? I would feel the worst disgusting shame when I hit submit just to samefag. It is pretty pathetic.
WTF, the doyers are based now?
>>151810602Surprised there's not a rule against writing shit on your uniform
>>151809813>Bichette to the DodgersIt's going to happen. Pay money win a WS.
>>151810503I don't think the Dodgers are gonna address the fielding or batting at all and focus solely on pitching
stop being womanly, non-dodger fans, and you'll have a gopd time
>>151810570is Canada fem tho?
>>151810696Geographically speaking Canada tops, sorry USA
>>151810796based
>>151810796can't wait to light this bitch up again next year
>>151810801Kek thats a good one
Any juicy free agency or trade action?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MDgVBewf1A>dodgers win
>>151810817had some juicy action with your mom last night thanks for asking
Who is the yellowest white fucker you'll ever see?
who are the yellow skinned toids?
>>151810817Nothing until five days after the WS ends.
IF I WERE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' PRESIDENTI'D HIRE TWENTY DODGERS FOR MY CABINET
>>151810852oh yeah
>https://x.com/brianmctaggart/status/1985846482067472575?t=XeFRJRwf2IwvEkvnSZ_KPw&s=19He's a very good hitting coach, Astros. Please, by all means, hire him :)
MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HOE
i need a beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IoVSnNK2TwIt's up.
Dodgers
>>151810908yeah you can buy two
yes.... it is i.... HENRIQUEZ EDGARDO
>>151810817Tatsuya Imai is crashing out. After two days of spamming twitter with pics of the Dodgers World Series win and tagging Sho, Yoshi, and Roki in every tweet he said this during an interview with Nishispo yesterday>「まだ何も連絡はきていない。だめならだめで、ちゃんと理由があると思うので。ポスティングがOKか否かをよく話し合いするとしか聞いていない。その返事を待つしかない」So it looks like all the speculation of him posting is a smoke show and the Seibu Lions shut it down.https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/6deabac33ea0251d174b6cf3b7ab85342ebe2202also fuck Canada
>>151810955speaking from experience?
>>151810965>also fuck CanadaFuck canada
canada fucks ya
1812
>>151810962kek but I'm saving this as nimmo's_teeth.jpg
MAN What a blast what a show this WS was exciting af. I don't even care, what twists and turns, thrills and chills! Those jews really know how to produce big money sports, like it's really gotten good these past few years
blow gays kek
>>151810968haha
>>151811013kek it really do be like that
>>151810965he should come play for the cubbiejays
>>151810459>>151810467Love seeing fellow M'sbros in the genny
>>151810965he's just postin', coach
>>151811013>doyers >landscaping you fill in the rest I’m tired
Why did the Cubs trade for Tucker again? He wasn't going to turn that roster into a contender and there was never a chance that the Ricketts were going to pay to bring him back.
Stove status?
>>151811052this homo was one of the best characters
>>151807078do you guys like shota?
>>151811057players and teams are declining options rn, pretty toasty
The dodgers need to be careful if they add any more Japanese the locker room could become split...
>>151811032I mean he had a better strike out rate this year than Yamamoto did in his last year in the NPB and he is a much better batter. Lot of teams could stand to have their own Yamamoto but better.imaginemagineaginegineinenee
>>151811057Padres are free from Vrod and Tim lieper, seems they're really cleaning house. Perhaps they're going to hire Albert Pujols and Yadier? It definitely made my day minus Yu darvish just fucking getting surgery and missing out 2026
kek ty doyerpacos landscaping for America
>>151811100based
>>151811083soon the american players will be required to take japanese classes
>>151811105Fucking KEK
Baseball is done for the year. Stop making these threads and move on to real sports.
>>151811095Hngggg I'm imaginingg
LibertyLiberty?Liberty. Liberty.Libbadylibbady?
>>151811100This is my future wife
fuck canada desu
>>151811057Still counting chips.
americans don't know what they're messing with
oof madone
>>151811167You are all going to starve to death thanks to Trump.
>>151811186>You are all going to starve to death. Thanks Trump!ftfy
nationalism is not a sport
>You are all going to starvealways goes back to food with americans amazing
>>151811184>Hoffman gave up a game tying 9th inning home run to the animated fentanyl corpse of Miguel Rojas (57 HR in 3801 career ABs).
>be me>bored as fuck>Idea.png>go to the hardware store>buy a steel pipe >circle to the front of the store>tell the day laborer wearing a dodgers hat I need an extra pair of hands>take the doyerpaco home>bash him over the head with a pipe a couple times>start raping him>5 minutes in he wakes up>turns around>tries to kiss me and tells me he loves meWhat the actual fuck
Canada isn't a nation. It is a mass of unwashed rabble held together by mutual contempt and a seething inferiority complex towards America.
>>151811247many are saying this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmtlSZt3tU>mest
>>151811163
>>151811214Its gonna go back to you when you have none.
>>151807030mind blown
poodres
>>151811270i'll just find (You) and eat youfeed me for a year, no doubt
>>151811299of course
>>151811231wow
>>151811299this is a Dodgers genny
今井達也がMLBに行くなら、ブルージェイズに行ってほしいなブルージェイズのラストピースになってほしいくそドジャース
>>151811330spoiler: he's going to the dodgers
>>151811299
KEK
wtf jannies
>>151811330noice
>>151811350Doyer gennyDoyer boardDoyer siteDoyer WORLD
>brown cuck spammer loses againKEK
MAGAniggers need to leave
>>151811382But Dodgers won
>>151811373Everyone is saying this
>>151811389She looks like she only fucks Korean and Japanese guys
>>151811330>Yesavage>Gausman>This guy
>Astros are targeting Victor Rodriguez to be their next hitting coachoh no... not our hitting coach, how ever will we survive... our franchise is in shambles without him! The Astros would be SOOOOO good with him and we'd be stuck with stinky ol' Manny Ramirez....
>>151811184>A lot of meds and injectionsPEDs
>>151811184>Heartwarming: Dodgers admit to giving their player PEDS to win Game 7 of the world series. MLB commends their commitment to winning!
>>151811373but I was AGREEING loljannies are somethin else
>>151811057Flaherty is off the free agent market and is staying with Detroit
>>151810864This picture makes me ill. It's in the fucking skydome...Jay bros...hold me
>>151811513Get FUCKED
>>151811469love those scrappy underdog stories
>>151811543fuck toronto!
>>151811543so close :(
all our holes lies on Darvish
>>151811257>weedGuaranteed shithole.
>my teammates were humble>BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO START TALKING SHIT
>>151811609black t shirts are soulless
>>151811623what are you? a fuckin' woman??
>>151811623What color are the Jay's championship shirts?
>>151811623gonna cry?
>>151811635what's wrong with a crisp white?
>>151811623BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW
my president is black and my lambo is blue
>>151811646>picturethis
>>151811609Well yeah, they won it all. Of course they can talk shit.
>>151811669and I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't, too
doyerpacos living in squalor barely affording food be like "at least my team won"
>yfw Mets win 2026 world series
>>151811640ask this kid
When a team has 3 Dominican players or 3 Venezuelan players, no one gives a single shit. But when a team has 3 j*poid players, nobody will shut up about it. Two nukes really weren't enough.
>>151811692KEK projecting. too specific. but either way, ain't my problem if someone can't get food. you don't help 'em either
>>151811699based
based doyerjannies
>>151811715You lost :)
>>151811491Miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>151811725I drive an italian sports car lol
zvtt?
Ay mang what does retire mean holmes
>>151811722>22AHHHHHH
>>151811704>“Maybe we should call them the ‘Japan Dodgers’ instead of LA Dodgers.” With Ohtani, Yamamoto, and Sasaki shining brightly, could Munetaka Murakami and Kazuma Okamoto join too?https://www.msn.com/ja-jp/news/entertainment/laじゃなくて-日本ドジャース-と言っていいかも大谷-山本-佐々木の大活躍で村上宗隆-岡本和真も入団/ar-AA1PLHst>The Dodgers' Back-to-Back Titles Heralds the “Era of the Japanese Protagonist”──A Dream Entrusted to Tatsuya Imaihttps://www.newlifea.com/entry/2025/11/03/144025The Japs are getting a bit uppity if you ask me.
>>151811730Post it :)
>>151811722>>151811771>4.62 post season ERA
kersh won
CRINGE
>>151811816This needs to ne trolled hard
>>151811816LMAO
>>151811816>lets just scrap the idea>but we already made the graphic >should we run the promotion anyways?>fuck itKEK
Cubs won that game
what's another big canadian brand?
>>151811695Not so fast.
>>151811816>1.93>1993so there just shoving it leafs fans faces they haven’t won shit for 32 years. O, can’t winada!
>>151811816so embarrassing
>>151811816I would call it the most pathetic country in the world, but Canada isn't even a real country. The actual players must feel even more embarrassed by seeing stuff like this.
>>151811844why are you going to make a meme about it
>>151811837Based and Momopilled>>15181184420 years ago Tim's was THE canadian brand, but now the Brazilians own it and only hirer jeets.
>>151811816Fuck canada
Not my mettiejetties nooooo
>>151811730>spammer has to lie about having a carLMAOs and KEKs
let's get it started earlystomp a mets fan in the nutsstomp him twice
meanwhile...
stunt on 'em doggie doooos
>>151811886Gawd I could go for apoundin
>>151811870I'm Kendrick Lamar A.K.A. Benz-is-to-Me-Just-a-Car
>>151811886
>>151811855Uhmm sweaty I watched a Toronto basketball team btfo an American team in 2019
>>151811844None. We have the 6th largest market cap in the world in the stock market and they are mostly oil and gas companies with oversized banks and insurance companies
>>151811057
Thank God the good guys won
>>151811905didn’t know we were in the basketball thread dumbfuckFuck canada
im going to in-n-out yall want anything
Americans honestly have no idea how good Canadians have it. As someone who has family in Canada, their cities impresses the hell out of me whenever I visit. They're constantly growing, and there are shops under every apartment building so there's no dead space in the city. It's such a fantastic feeling to wake up in the middle of the night, take the elevator down, and walk 5 minutes to a nearby breka for a late night treat -- all while feeling safe. Shit on them all you want, but I'd rather be in Vancouver than any other major American city, and it's not even close.
>>151811950Better than being flooded by jeets
>>151811959
>>151811968Vancouver is amazing if you have money if not than prepare to lose 80% of your income to rent and taxes each month
>Better than being flooded by jeets
>>151811959Can I get uhhhh triple double with chopped chilies and some animal fries?
>>151811959yeah let me get one bland, overhyped burger and uhhh some extremely salty fries
>>151811959double double with chopped raw onions, fries light well, and a large diet coke
gonna be a bad few years fors (((mets))) fans
>>151811959LEMON UP
Going to the men's room anyone need anything
>Padres declined the option for Tyler Wadethe era of T-Rizz is officially over....>Also declined options for Elias Diaz and Kyle HartEh... Diaz was funny even if he wasn't good and Kyle Hart just didn't live up to the hype that KBO gave us
juan soto is also a fake name
>>151811959double double and a chocolate shake :D I only get in-n-out maybe 3-4 times a year because the line is so absurd, but damn is it worth it.
No Elias Diaz means that the Padres are actually going all in on Campy's revenge tour. Time for Chihuahua Campy to come alive!
>>151812042That’s Juan Jose Soto Pacheco to you gringito
>>151811095>ichiro coaches on the mariners>mariners are signing shota this offseasonsay herro to the new kings of the golden west
>>151811974That's certainly debatable. They're both not good. Either way, Canada is much, MUCH whiter than the US. California and Los Angeles especially.
>>151811816big marys > popeyes tho gonna hit up a couple tomorrow no kizzy on a stizzy
>>151811469>>151811459springer and bobo were injected with the same robot semen as rojas to dull injury pain. welcome to professional sports!
no fan de blue jays, carnalno fan de vladdy, carnal
Dave's not here man
>>151812123Mexicans are more white adjacent than jeets and also have a more compatible culture that is similar to european cultures. Jeets just shit on streets and make terrible food.
>>151811816if the jays won, was this sandwich going to cost 2.25?
>>151811959Yeah let me get a full stack 7x6.5" Recker Style. And make sure it's made by a doyerpaco with bad hygiene. I'm going to poison it and give it to a homeless doyerpaco.
>>151812084
LMAO dodger haters are such women
>>151812162you weren't supposed to mention that
>>151811959double double no onionsanimal friesneapolitan shake
ay meng mi tio molested me it made me tough ese street rules cabron I learned about masculinity and familia from watching fast and furious meng
>>151811816KWAB
>>151812225she's got on them BWC blue jeans
>>151812123>Canada is much, MUCH whiter than the USNot only is this untrue, but saying something like that is like saying New Hampshire is whiter than the US. Canada is American clay, no matter how much they deny it. And turn your VPN off.
>>151811816
baybaw
>>151812248>Not only is this untruestopped reading there. It is indisputably true.
>>151812256Fuck you
>>151812225>wow u look just like her
bader declined his option and is a free agent
>>151812266nah fuck you dog
>>151812248Literally just Google search the demographics of Canada and the demographics of the USA and then come back to me
cubgers
>>151811959Now THIS is some high quality hot stove posting
>>151812160I sincerely hope this post is bait
>>151812288And don't you forget it!
>maddison barberkek
>>151808881This is the only acceptable use of AI; absurd, shitposting meme videos
>>151812195I’m a girl tho
>>151812310And songs!https://vocaroo.com/15k6G55tAAi2
>>151812341stop your womanly bickering with whoever it is
i enjoyed my trip to canada and i sincerely hoped the blue jays would have won
>womanlyThis legit hurt people's feelings here lmao.
2poo really hatewatched the world series and saw two instant classic games that the doyerpacos won kek
>>151812403I’m fem tho
I think Michael King intrigues me the most out of all the SP options. I think out of all of them he’s the one i think has another level that he hasn’t reached yet. (Ignoring the Japanese pitcher, he’s obviously going to the dodgers)
>>151812403well, it's just true the sudden realization is what gets them. no one to put them in line and them BAM
dodgers are not picking up any SPs
>>151812407Hey, be nice to 2hu. They are a friend.
>>151812429Honestly just like a woman kek
I’m sorry for saying racist things about dodger fans. I didn’t mean it..
>>151812422I thought the same as well. He's underrated but also seems injury prone
>>151812439Yeah, I don’t buy that for a second. Put a dodger fan on the phone who actually knows what he’s talking about
Who’s the most womanly player in baseball history?
>>151812453>cuck thinks about cuck shit no one mentionedClockwork
>>151812453kek look at this womanly faggot
>>151812469he's european that's how they are
>>151812481kek they do be like that
>>151812451Definitely, I think he’s going to sign a short term deal out of necessity which makes him all the more likely for my team to sign him
imagine being so cucked you take your mothers last name
Doyerpacos can’t grow beards and they are all under six feet lol
>>151812467pete alonso has womanly hips
>In modern Denmark, a child typically receives their mother's last name or a combination of both parents' surnames. A mother'ssee also
>>151812499your people are dying out
>>151812467Recker
>>151812183yeah that's the future
shitposting used to be creative
>>151812514What’s womanly about Recker?
>>151812523you dont like 24/7 'youre brown/dying out'?
>>151812225where did the '47 brand come from, and why is it that they put out better, cheaper hats than new era?
if you ever wanna laugh read about the racial whitening policy of latin america
Doyermidgets be like I’m a real man
Blanqueamiento in Spanish, or branqueamento in Portuguese (both meaning whitening), was a social, political, and economic practice used in many post-colonial countries in the Americas and Oceania to "improve the race" (mejorar la raza)[1] towards a supposed ideal of whiteness.[2] The term blanqueamiento is rooted in Latin America and is used more or less synonymously with racial whitening. However, blanqueamiento can be considered in both the symbolic and biological sense.[3] Symbolically, blanqueamiento represents an ideology that emerged from legacies of European colonialism, described by Anibal Quijano's theory of coloniality of power, which caters to white dominance in social hierarchies.[4] Biologically, blanqueamiento is the process of whitening by marrying a lighter-skinned individual to produce lighter-skinned offspring.[4]
>>151812284it's crazy that this slopmaker has been doing this all season and hasn't made any improvement in that time
>>151812539i'd take lazy 2012 mspaint comic shit over this
go jays
note the very expression "improving the race" implicitly acknowledges the inferiority of their race
There is something kinda feminine about Recker but I can’t quite put my finger in it
>>151812560it's almost like the technology is fundamentally useless
>>151812565hitler wrote that the best of the german stock migrated to the u.s. funny in retrospect
write about this bussy
>>151812535I'll let you figure it out
Mets are winning next year
love my jaysies simple as
i would like to formally apologize to kike (pronounced kek ayy) for hating on him all season. he and rojas showed up in the postseason. respect. i still say FUCK teo though, trade his ass for a truck of sunflower seeds. surely "we" can find another smiley good vibes dominican to replace him who isn't so feast or famine (mostly famine)
>>151812606Can he be feast or feminine tho?
>>151812562Blow gays
>>151812511
>>151812580nah, creating porn (and summarizing text) is like the only thing it excels at. this weeb just lacks the imagination to make good shit. variations on the same DOGSHIT scene for a full fucking year it's borderline psychotic
>>151812606trade him for Juan Soto
>>151812620this isn't your reminder's list
>>151812597i'm finally realizing women like baseball for the same reason i like women's softball.
why do doyer pacos lie so muchis it a cultural thing?
>>151812643soto is not a good vibes guy, dodgers miss the playoffs with him
VIVA LA RAZA
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>>151812636no, it sucks at summarizing text too. dude in sales got fired for using it to make slides lmao
>>151811699reenacting his world series contributions
>>151812869Like winning game 3?
>>151812878That was Ohtani-sama
>>151813804Who walked off in game 3?
>>151814229The guy who went 2-7. I was talking about the guy who went 4-4, homered twice, and had 3 RBIs
>>151814243Who walked off in game 3?
>>151814253>deliberately being denseYes anon, Freddie Freeman had the walk-off homer in Game 3, but I wouldn't say he won Game 3 compared to Ohtani
>>151814286>Yes anon, Freddie Freeman had the walk-off homer in Game 3,Then shut the fuck up retard he did something.
>>151814299>he did something >winning game 3Not what you said. Go ask your father (if you know he is) to beat you for not paying attention in school.
>>151814317His actions lead to the game ending. He won game 3. Cope.
