Tommyboy's a bitch.Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvSrpxGd3I
how this nigga lose to dern lol
pee pee poo poo nigga joe pyfer nigga josh emmett
Raja Jackson
>>151810231whatever happened there?
>>151810231Fixed fight, didn’t happen
Just got back from Target and I had to immediately heem my meng from all the pawg milfs I saw
Reminder:Khabib's Fazza copied GSPs takedown technique and taught it to all the BrazzasThere would be no Dagistani dominance without GSP
gsp breastfed khabib with his penis in 2018 to give him enough nutrients to beat conor
>>151810330other brazzas can't shoot double legs like KhaGOAT thoughbeit
got worked today in both bjj and wrestling. . I'll never be good enough
>>151810171Jondaddy sighted in the OP!All Tomalasissies reported for your humiliation ritual!
>>151810330THE Gay Sex Performer? He taught brazzas his forbidden bathtub wrestling techniques too.
>>151810350Khabib’s actual shot wasn’t that great, it was more his relentlessness and ability to keep people down once he got them there. Khamzat has a much nicer looking double than Khabib
>>151810258WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE??
Augh! Shit!
Forced aura
>>151810378Fucking kek
>>151810405simulated ddp
>>151810360MMA Joey said they were barely even touching in the bathtub and that there was room for at least 2 or 3 more people
>>151810405wrong picture
>>151810430dunno about that one lol
>>151810440THAT EYE BUSSY IS LEAKIN
>>151810472Bad year for piggies….bad BAD year
>>151810405simulated by kadyrovs son
Heeminder https://youtu.be/0mp7e31pYoQ?si=2R97e08cRzMr85h0
>>151810542DDP was always shit so it’s hardly impressive
Du Piggy is still queefing out O-Block Daddy loads I'm afraid...
>>151810557Who are you speaking to?
>>151810557Imagine your father reading your posts.
>>151810567he's speaking in first person
>>151810556Heem informed me he was one win away from being the MW GOAT
FEDERAL FUCKING PRISON
Piggies...Our great Oink Hope has pledged his allegiance to Pakidaddies...
what is mma joey?
YNR khamzat to make quick turnaround to defend title in october
>>151810579I didn't say anything about choking on BBC dick daddy loads thougheversobeit...
>>151810584Maybe. But MMA has hardly been around that long so it isn’t that impressive
oh yeah Quinton salkild heemed India AND pakistan
>>151810593You seemed to have got the wrong message here.
>>151810596The Terrorist of Tomalajeets...
>>151810603hey erin
>>151810616You’re a 30+ year old posting MMA Joey
>>151810616yes but what is he
>>151810596the poor discount version of guru for pussy ass muslims
>>151810600We mighta seen de pigger die in the octagon if he did
>>151810630is he muslim?
>>151810613Salkilld pledged his bacon bussy for bacha bazi I'm afraid...
That pussy Tom Aspinall was out of answers half way through the first round
Rigged fights scandal, you say?
>>151810624MMA Daddy owns gurupiggies...
CHILLS
>>151810642realistically it wouldve been hernandez and he would have khamzat falling off the stool after round 2
>>151810664Mexcrements can’t fight like Indians sadly They need to revert to become real sexy daddies
I've noticed people saying Herzog went from the best ref in the UFC to making major fuckups in the past year or so. Would you guys agree with that? I remember always liking The Zog and he was /heem/'s approved ref for quite a while.
KEK!Chomos actually picked De Raped Bitch as the sacrificial piggy for Zatdaddy's porkin'.
We are coming for our belt
>>151810699Evloev's gonna be a beast of a champ in GFL
>>151810699Sexy Movdaddy...
>>151810662good, Volk vs Evloev was the right call
>>151810662
if it's not from dana it's not news
First we take Bussynovski’s belt Then we take his daughters
>>151810680What would some of those fuckups be? Serious question; I take him for one of the most competent refs out there.
>>151810643uhhh idk I don't watch that shit
Islam got a Philly fade. It's over for JDM
>>151810330Is GSP that small or is Khabib just a gigantic LW
Johnny Walker AI voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9c-OeO6-fY
Rizin was better than the UFC this weekend
that's a warrior. that's a REAL warrior.
>>151810762Couple examples I've been hearing thrown around are>Cejudo vs. Song (when he made Cejudo continue to fight so it would go to the score cards instead of becoming an NC/DQ)>Weili vs. Xionan (when she went out from a choke at the end of the round and he made her continue fighting)>Lewis vs. Teixeira (felt to be an extremely early stoppage, though there was the issue of a fence grab on the part of Teixeira).
>ANNNNNNNNNNND NEW>SALSA BOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY WALDOOOOOO DE ACOOOOOOOOOSTAAAAAAAAA
>>151810832That's not my problem
>>151810807Both
>>151810680/heem/ stamp of approval and the general publics stamp of approval might differ >>151810838Also the Nguyen/Yahya 7 knockdown fight and several Sleem fights in which he let obviously heemed Sleemers continue. People also mentioned Imavov/Cannonier but that call seemed ok.
>>151810838they're just trying to make Lewis ko record bigger, tallison being ranked is extra funny.
lol at all the baby weight division ratting Dana and the UFC weight, moral of the story never trust people under 5'10 they are sooo bitter theyre willing to take it out on anyone
>>151810889Forgot he reffed Imavov/Cannonier. I thought that was an atrocious stoppage personally. Especially since Cannonier got rocked in subsequent fights and survived/came back to win. I don't think I watched Nguyen/Yahya but that's one that's been thrown around a lot too, yeah. Very sus stuff considering prior to that I recall him being a pretty consistent/solid ref.
#he goes quiet everytime #it gets posted
https://streamable.com/km7svblisten close to what zog says at the end to song's corner
You know what? I personally don’t care about whatever’s been going on. I’m gonna put my feet up this weekend, crack open a Bud Light, and watch UFC Fight Night: Bonfim vs Brown live on ESPN+ and put down a parlay on Stake, code: heem for $25 Stake Cash
Kind of based that The Zog is calling his accusers trannies on Twitter tho
>>151806111Doesn't really make any sense. Talbott is a 'dude weed bro like go with the flow fighter' who has decent power and reflexes for the division and Cory is the higher iq fighter that can't rely on power. So they should be switched, but Cory is better than Talbot right now, so the whole graph is meaningless.
>>151810987Was the original eyepoke NC-able? He was deliberately framing it as either DQ or decision
>>151810987Song was the favorite. I took it as zog personally thinking Henry was a bitch and he wanted to make sure he lost for quitting.
/blanchfield/ formerly /heem/
https://x.com/champrds/status/1985859996102640049?s=46&t=pBWXXXNnMe6ZgphjXFkCKg>Literally the first thing we did was call the FBI. I've met with the FBI twice today.Dana White”y Bulger”
>>151810656just get up bro
>>151811098>t.
>>151811171>denying hundreds of fights were fixedmmhmm
>>151811171didn't Dana have to leave Boston because he was getting squeezed by Bulger?
Fuck You Khabib
>>151811104It was more complex because Henry continued to fight after the foul until the round ended and he quit on the stool.If the fight makes it past the halfway point (After the 3rd round begins of a 3 round fight, like Borralho vs Omargadzhiev, or into the 4th round of a 5 rounder) then they will tally up the score if the fighter can't continue and it was unintentional. So it was a grey area because Henry didnt quit at the foul he did 3 rounds and stopped at the stool. >>151811143Thats what I think but more because of the grey area it was in.
>>151811171see you in valhalla mistaar white
>>151811221People are making out that Herzog was trying to cash decision/over 4 rounds bets and tbf I’ve never seen another ref restart a fight just to stop it. Might as well just let Henry lose on the stool since it’s the same outcome
>>151811171holy shit he went through with it even after the ufc asked him whats up with the betting lines shifting
>>151811245High caste CHAD. Can get any white girl he wants.
i really wonder now how many times my picks have been heemed by CORRUPTION
>>151811221>>151810987similar thing happened with this one. ref waved it off as a TKO and then realised in the replay it was a double eye poke (lmao) but they (((somehow))) ruled it as accidental. however because more than half of the rounds had completed they are able to go to the scorecards rather than ruling it a NC. Gary Copeland was the ref for this one. this was one of the most crooked fights ever broadcast and weidman was gloating about it on socials afterwards saying silva shouldn't have dropped to the floor over a foul if he wanted to keep fighting, was extremely funny
aspinall was never good
Gurupiggies are on the verge of suicide I fear
>>151810828Lmao
What if Islam Makachev fought Super Mario?
pull the plug this thread is dead
Talbott looks like the mexican twink from The Shield
>>151811268Yeah that why this idea to me seems retarded, not Herzog's other fights, just the Cejudo one I can't buy. The payouts would be absolute dogshit on that fight going to a decision. Henry has never been finished and Song Yadong has also never been finished besides the doctor stoppage, and that would be factored into the prop bet odds. Plus the fight had close odds with Yadong being the favorite. So the combination prop bet that Song wins via going the distance or by itself the fight simply going the distance would have been dogshit.
>>151811896
Why do we allow khamzat the "I kill everybody I'm.a beast" aura when his entire fighting style is fag wrestling?This would be like letting Mike Perry create an aura of him being a technical genius like Dominic Cruz
https://youtu.be/dWJql7YR9b8its up
>>151811896Mario would beat the shit out of him
>>151811976
Yeah Trump the egotistical mong who's entire personality is around ego and people sucking his dick is going to let Kash the head of the FBI and his little sock puppet charge Dana white and the UFC despite Dana and the UFC sucking his dick for years
you only need 1 eye to be able to see, 1 mouth to be able to speak, 1 ear to be able to smell. so long as a fighter has 1 of all their parts, they have all senses, and thus no disadvantage in a fight.
>>151812018You think Trump is in charge?
Ciryl Gane is the luckiest man in sportTheir is a slow motion zoomed in video of Gane poking his opponent in the eyes then pushing his fingers deeper into his opponents eyes after the poke and somehow his opponent is the bad guy lmao King Shit
I smell by earwith my nose I hear
>>151812052Over that little pussy Kash who is Tumps bitch? Absolutely Trump doesn't let anyone get elected into a position unless they are one of his personal cum rags
If you quit from a foul when the doctor says you can continue it should ve counted as a TKO loss.
what a month of fights
>>151812103Great conceptIf I'm a fighter I'm soccer kicking every opponent as hard as I can in the balls, there is no way they can prove long lasting ball damage and their ability to reproduce in that moment through a doctor
>>151812111it turns out fat hernandez would have probably ragdolled and subbed detwitter in about 45 seconds. man that would have been cool to see.
The Lion does not concern himself with the pans he left soaking in his sink since last night.
>>151812136This strategy wouldn't work on people without balls, like Tomala thoughbeit.
Lads is it just me or is the UFC completely dead? I can't think of three stars Pierera? I guess he's kind of a star but he can't speak English so not really marketable.Besides him I can't think of anyone else unless Jones comes back, maybe O'Malley with the right wins and marketing?Besides that everyone is irrelevant, the sport died with McGregor
Justin Ganethje
fat beats muscle
The Lion does not concern himself with how bad smoking the resin from his hashpipe tastes.
noche
The Lion is not concerned about himself
The lion sleeps tonight *weems yuo*
The lion thinks, therefore he is.
Jones is the GOAT Feed him Pierera or Stipe and let him retire already
>>151812322Absolutely sub-zero probability this poster is spammy based on how funny and true it is, sadly.
That lion's name? Slamdaddy.
>>151810360what a shameful image
lions don't even have brains
>>151812338First of all I've always been a fan of Islam Makhachev my nigger. And that's "On Crypt" periodt.
Does Tom have down syndrome?Why would he take the fight against Game unless he was positive he could blast him out in a minute because anything else solidifies Jones in the history books as better than him since Jones won't fight him
FACT: there was no swelling of Tomala's eyeFACT: there was no redness of Tomala's eyeFACT: Tomala hid her eye and refused to show it to DC FACT: The doctors confirmed there was no damage to his eyeFrom these facts we can ascertain that Tomala did in fact quit and is a little bitch.
I been telling y'all like there's no tomorrow how Islam is just gonna shoot somehow aquire dominant position and probably submit JDM round 1.
>>151812376I need you to stop
>>151812346just like slamdaddy
Belahawl "Remember My Name" Hill
I have not jerked off since October and have gone to the gym, including cardio, for four days in a row.I now have the conditioning and sexual aggression to heem ANYONE in this thread, and their moms.
who is the dark horse of your favorite division?
>>151812447
oooohhh
>>151812461Angela Hill
>>151812486Paddy the Tranny will beat Slamdaddy's head alright.
>>151812461Bantamweight doesn't even have a dark horse anymore but rather simply another, hypothetically diminished, version of Merab Dvalishvili. Levels, and also Chills.
Oh it gon be a bad BAD year for piggies...
Why is Dana so angry? Didn't they ask first
I might slide up on your block, with intelligence.
apparently its volk vs lopez
>>151812196it's been dead, the gambling thing is just the middle of the coffin nailing
Pro Tip: It's spelled exactly how it's pronounced.
Joanna Jerdjezck
the streets are saying volkanovski vs emmett
what happened to lerone?
>>151812591On god?
UFC legend Alexander "the Great" Volkanovski
>>151812598Planting the Black Flag of Islam in Southport.
>>151812598Title shot.
>>151812598who the fuck is lerone?
ciryl gane has been elected
>>151812674Excellent post.
>>151812527bad look for the company. he also confirmed there's isn't a massive investigation with hundreds of fights
>>151812674GALACTIC THROAT IS TAKING HIM TO DEEP WATERS
>>151812674>>151812687>>151812692
bit desperate Erin
>>151812615ariel said it sounds like they are doing volk vs lopez
>>151812741dumb
>>151812674don't post stuff like this
>>151812738Erdaddy's BBC got ya boiminge moist again, huh?
>evloev>murphy>sterling>zalal>garciavolk is 61 years old, there's no time for a diego trilogy
yeah thats a filtered post ya bitch
>>151812817We don't sign our posts here.
Garcia zeems all those cans to be honest, the first real Mexican champion since Cain
Poor poor Tomala
>>151812527>shut up you fuckin goofs you're gonna get my guys in trouble
the paramount era will raise the ufc to a new peak
good luck proving Dulgarian threw. ufc is a subjective artform and sometimes losing is part of a bigger picture of triumph
Cuomo bros...
>>151812974take the updoot and get out.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1ooohtx/melquizael_costa_submits_andre_fili_in_the_first/
petrino
>https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1ooohtx/melquizael_costa_submits_andre_fili_in_the_first/
Kayla Harrison
federal fucking prison
you hate to see it
How many years until we get an Indian male UFC champ?
>>151813351We'll make piggies fight each other for eternity.
>>151813351>ameriCANs only choice are either a jew or a minority
>>151813351
>>151813351Isnt this guy arab or something?
>>151813451pakistan sar he is bloody benchod only worse is britisher
should these threads be moved to /pw/ since we know it's all just as fake now?
Holy shit there's a real fear here. DC said he wanted to see Jake heemed by Anthony Joshua but now he's concern trolling with Ngubu. Why would he change his stance with a slower ploddier man like Ngubu and WARN and PLEAD with Jake to stay away?MMA xisters WHY are we so afraid of this? We've been praying to see Jake get heemed. Why is this making everyone's clitty clinch up??? We're not afraid of what it would mean if Ngubu gets heemed right?
>>151813451Indaddy Muzdaddy.Mamdaddy makes Dirty Diaper Donald's DDP's leak sadly.
>>151813634>this is your leader of the jihad movement dead on arrival
>>151813607dc doesnt wanna see magumbo heemed for the same reason he doesnt want to see jones get beat. he does wanna see jones get beat but he more wants to see jones retire the goat because it means he came from the best realist era. same with magumbo. if magooboo lost to paul he would be depressed and he knows deep down paul could heem because francis is literally 45yrs old
why is everybody so fuckin short these days?
>>151813351New York City just heemed itself
A fat short middleweight rampaged through heavyweight from 2010 to 2020
>>151813646Mamdaddy is gonna send piggies flyin' off roofs I'm afraid...
Never trusted that herzog fella
anyone got the clip of smiff being suspicious of bulgerian?
>Be a Mosquito>MonsteratFbi needs to look into all the nonsense made up fake names fighters get in the UFC. Surely thats got something to do with their fight fixing racket, no?
>>151813670idk why are you?>>151813695why cant modern hw blobs fight like this?
>>151813834I'm 6'4 you Malaysian bug
>You get an 8 fight UFC contract, but you have to go into kayfabe under the name Cedrike Dumbass.
>>151813851thats doesnt matter if you arent jacked
>>151813871I'm like 220lbs bugman
>>151813871Being jacked doesn't matter if youre Chinese thoughbeit
>>151813834Big country was taught the warrior code, the coward infested streets of london teach cowardice to their fighters nowadays
>>151813877You’re chinese
ufc has been scripted since 2001
>>151813351DOCTORS STOPPAGE! THIS IS NOT OVER!
>Chink>Gook>Slant Eye>Zipperhead
We got him. All you have to do is press start, and we got you motherfucker.
>>151813892nah but you are brown
Yellow skin mongoloid? Verily they say, doth reality scold the deepest,
>>1518101715 rounds against anthony smith?
>>151813922Okay, Taiwanese if you need to be precise
Oh dear oh dear...
Could you please stop pretending to be me mate?
>>151813937nah I'm white and youre brown sorry pal
i'm ciryl gane's stunt double. remember the tuivasa knockdown? me.
i got the pawg milf video but ill only post it if someone posts the video of the two ONE girls that just fought and looked like they were about to kiss
>>151813634Jewbros...
>>151813970Fwwaahh, no way a horse could draw something like that, get real chen
>>151813984obvious rigging ufc can't even make fake fights look good
Why is there anons calling fighters "daddy"? It's weird, man, stop.
Reminder sneed's AI mapping score is LITERALLY 9/10 almost flawless and that's only because he refuses to use proper sub protection for his leathery, unhealthy skin.
i called it a long time ago. if you're gonna fake a fight then submission is the only good option. in fact it's a little too good, too easy.
>>151814004Many /heem/ posters lacked a father figure growing up. This is the result.
>>151813634
>sub protectionKill yourself! *Clap* * Clap*Kill yourself! *Clap* * Clap*
oh shit I just realized ngannou vs loius was fixed on both sides kek. they was both trying their best to lose
sunscreen is total bullshit and so is cancer
I might not be ugly but I am definitely a retarded freak nevertheless thoughbeit.
>>151814004>>151814012It's schaubspeak, newfaghttps://x.com/alexbehunin/status/1310803168419168258?s=46
why are zoomers only just realising that match fixing exists
>>151814035If schaub jumped off a bridge, would you do the same thing?
>>151814034
Schaubs a fag so of course he'd call another man "DADDY" no wonder joanzanella be hopping dick to dick
schwab hasn't been relevant for about 2 years now
Stick to reddit, newfags.
post fake fights
>>151814082SDIYBT
>>151814083simply dont get backed up against the cage
cant believe ufc is fake
>>151814083
https://youtu.be/1BMs1iFG2hg?si=wmux8VfC2u28tF3RThis is a historically accurate story by the way, actually happened just like this btw
>>151814083The way Gane simply gives up when Jones grabs him is weird
>>151814083every jones, khabib, Islam and chamzat fight
Im not afraid of any spiders and I'm not afraid of any snakes, because I have poison inside of me too.
The fix is in.
>>151814148You musnt speak so, it is blasphemy!
>>151814177you can't do this to us. brendan all in allen is our only good fighter.
>>151814177lelevels
belal pronounces islam as “is slam”. he knows that nigga personally and it’s also the name of his own religion why is he saying it like that what’s wrong with this wonk nosed freak
>>151814183Cirkanov got away with a lot of rigged fights i feel.
https://youtu.be/N61aKhCh258?si=_n0S_9BRFrccRlk8
>Thank you, Joe! I joost want to say: I have never wanted to be canada ! I always viewed it as a curse! No one really wants to be canadian, it stinks! They all want to be American My only dream is to be American and to sex with black women! I do all this so I may one day be accepted as a citizen of the great United States of America! Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain, for blue mountain majesties above the fruited plain! America! America!
couldn't be more obvious in retrospect
Tony was paid to throw all the 8 fights
I refuse to believe that the UFC is rigged, no, no chance. No one has ever been approached to "throw" a fight, never happened.
also every derrick lewis fight
>>151814157don't do that
>>151814189u niggas got sean brady and joe pyfer... the modern day diaz twins
>>151814219Imagine he soccer kicked or stopmed his torso after the knockout.. how come more guys don't do that?
Canada's only ranked fighter is Zahabi
>>151814236
>>151814322whiter than all American fighters
>They're going to federal fucking prison
wake up from the matrix
https://youtu.be/oWq3IJUHTikHarry Mac face reveal submission radio exclusive
>>151814353Ulberg went to a decision with this guy, just how good is he
damn there was $16m on the bulgarian fight across all betsdulgarian r1 sub loss went from +900 to +200
>>151814363Looks jewish
>>151814035>>151814012It was a heem meme from schaub but Pakibong didn't understand american slang so he unironically took it in a gay-sex kind of way, then went on to post gay rape fantasies, involving scat. He even once posted a meticulously crafted photoshop of Islam orgasming in a bussy while literallly pooing on Oliveira. Don't listen to >>151814004 he's one of those cringe faggots who posts /heem/ memes to le twitter ('Erin' in the comments of his link) as you can see he is a nufag who discovered this all recently, which is why he's spamming the twitter link here as of late.
This whole "rigging" stuff is just a cover up for something else
>>151814421We Know.
when is the next gaziev fight
The fight fixing is fixed.
>>151814083Pitbull vs. Ige.
no one here is real
beep boop
this was completely fake, i knew it was fake as soon as dc held his phone up to the camera to make a big show of it
Whatever you do, don't be looking for any wives in miami
this fight was mad sussy, herb dean seemed a little too happy for dusting
>>151814491At that point almost nobody liked McGregor, his character ate the real person and became a caricature of himself. That happens to a lot of people like actors, singers, etc. And Poirier was the good guy in that fight.
There is no "fixing" of any fight alright. It's bullshit
All of this shit is fake
Nothing is fake, its all real
daners a fucking retard. wtf else would dulgarian say when asked "hey you arent fixing this fight are you?" you have to be like "hey look you arent in trouble, but are you fixing this fight?"dumbass retard
I'm racist
Dont believe the lies
>>151814595How is it possible to be both pillow fisted and pillow kneed?
All I will say is that Ari Emmanuel is at the epicenter of the UFC betting scandal. Look into it.
>>151814595holy pillowknees
Breaking News: Shamil Gaziev has just been gunned down trying to force his way into FBI Headquarters.
>>151814595I still havent seen any of evloevs fights and not because I dont want to its just everytime he fights its on one of those cards I miss
>fr*nchwas looking for more fake fight webms and this was definitely real
>>151814659Watch the evloev aljo fight maybe
the ONE card of the century is the same day as UFC 322
me eye took a dive
all of this guys "wins" were dives and a product of fixed fights. Once he faced a man with integrity and couldn't be paid off he got his ass kicked and quit
>>151814696more for me
Gane's IQ is higher than aspinal's
