previous >>151807785
Patty Cuckitini
Gayest teams in the league right nowQueefsshEaglesplastic Rams
Jets fans are finally big winnersSelling both Gardner and Williams supplies New York with a combined five first-round picks (!) over the next two seasons
>>151810937>Reggie Wayne and Dallas Clarkvs>Ben Watson and Reche CaldwellPeyton is the most overrated QB in history. 1 ring is fine for a guy like Joe Flacco but Peyton was ALWAYS surrounded with talent
Thread is.....................................
>>151811301..................................................... SHIT
>>151811301....................WAIT, THERE'S A FLAG ON THE POST
>>151811292based memechucker jake browning
>tfw no SheWee edition
>>151811301>>151811303Kek he always does that shit
There's a lot of single NFL player that will stop this man from winning a Super Bowl this year
>>151811298Honestly, Joe Flacco's run was fucking legendary, arguably the greatest postseason run in league history>11 TDs and 0 INTs, averaged 285 yards per game>Andrew Luck Colts (scored 24)>Peyton Manning Broncos on the road (scored 38)>Tom Brady Patriots on the road (scored 28)>Won a shootout in the super bowl against a loaded 49ers team (scored 34)
We have to admit we didn't envision Jones pulling the trigger on a deal as notable as Quinnen Williams, who instantly becomes the face of the unit once headlined by Micah Parsons. Williams' interior power, coupled with Logan Wilson's arrival via trade with the Cincinnati Bengals, may well improve the front seven.And yet, when all is said and done, the Cowboys are now out a first- and second-rounder over the next two drafts, meaning they essentially dealt Parsons, who's now driving the Green Bay Packers' pass rush, to:>Acquire DT Quinnen Williams>Acquire DT Kenny Clark>Move up from the second to first round in the 2026 NFL Draft>And save roughly $70 million in salary cap spaceIs that a fair swap? Parting with a generational edge rusher for a pair of interior defenders, one of whom is already 30 and another who will be 28 on a top 10 salary this December?>Forgot to add the $70M in cap but maybe those two end up eating it up?
>>151811321Not a single one, all of them combined, especially some of his team mates
>>151811335It is the greatest since Montana
>>151811337Hey why don't you go ask ChatGPT why you still shit in the streets, Rajesh?
>>151811292>through week 2kek
>>151811337Jerry got scared of the Eagles running game last year and completely melted down trying to stop the run.
>>151811285FPBP
Football should be played on hardwood floors and the players should be forced to wear socks so they slide around. I’ll take my answer off the air.
>>151811370you are talking to chat gpt.
>>151811337Whoever wrote this forgot to mention they moved down what will likely be like 20 spots in the first round by trading their own first round pick instead of the one they got from the Packers.
>>151811370a continuing trend
>>151811335>(scored 34)Scored 27. There was a kick return TD. I remember the blackoutb owl like it was last night
>>151811378No
How long until every QB in the league is one of these creaturas?
Quinnen Williams is going from one bad defense to another. Gardner, meanwhile, is at least shifting out of the tumults of New Jersey for a likely playoff contender in the Colts. He has no contract to worry about after already inking a $120 million deal this summer. And now, while expectations will be sky high given what Indy paid to acquire him, he won't be tasked with single-handedly turning a secondary into a shutdown unit.Charvarius Ward, the Colts' splashy free agent addition at cornerback, remains sidelined due to injury. But Gardner should have more help in the AFC South than he did playing for Gang Green, with rangy and savvy secondary counterparts like Cam Bynum and Kenny Moore II also on the Colts' back end. Oh and by the way, the Colts are also much more likely to hold the ball and actually put it in the end zone, lessening the defense's burden.Usually players who sign lucrative extensions have to stand pat and pretend their riches can fully ease the pain of playing for a dysfunctional organization. In Gardner's case, he gets to keep his big bucks and gear up for a likely postseason push, with Daniel Jones, Jonathan Taylor and Co. cleanly atop their division at 7-2.
Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her
>>151811392Oh right, Jacoby Jones! That guy was pretty good
>>151811379GPTcord OWNS /nfl/
Patrick Willis should have gotten that ring
>>151811398I still believe in Ratler
>>151811398That's a bonafide huwite man.
>>151811401Shut the fuck up, retard! Nobody gives a flying fuck about your faggy ChatGPT blogposts
>>151811379You're not. I actually do have to talk to a chat GDP friend
>>151811398Well he's riding the bench (as compared to your mom) now so I'd say a long time.
>>151811273
>>151811427And what value do you think people find in reading your posts?
>>151811407You're stupid and I don't respect you
>>151811273My Dallas Cowboys are fucking shit this year I’m still trying to figure out how we lost to Jacobean brisket. These are daks finals years and I don’t know if this shit will play out any good I will stop shitposting until the playoffs start so I can booty blast the Seahawks 49ers Packers And Iggles with ultimate keks and lels when they lose.
>>151811434I like how Hurts called his shot, kinda like Babe Ruth did.
>>151811434I feel like there's no webms from the 2nd Giants game.
the world runs on east coast time. If you aren’t from one of the original 13 colony states then your opinion does not matter to me. East Coast CHADS we up!
>>151811443I don't know what happened to the cowboys offense honestly. They just looked flat.
who here Seahawks/Bills owl?
>>151811456Let it be known, my friends, that the world itself seems to bow to the will of those who reside upon the venerable East Coast, that birthplace of our republic. The truth of the matter is this: from the original thirteen colonies comes the very heartbeat of our nation, and it is they who determine the tempo of the world’s movements. Those who inhabit lands beyond these shores, while no doubt they possess their own opinions, cannot claim the same authority. For what do they know of the greatness bestowed upon us by the founders? To the East Coast, the true center of influence, all eyes must turn, for it is the East Coast CHADS who, through their might and wisdom, elevate the entire nation. Let it be heard—if you do not hail from this noble quarter, your judgment pales in comparison.
>>151811446The only awesome one was of Scam Scatterpoo's snapping ankle.
The New York Jets, whateva happened there
>>151811456based
Fatrick Mutthomes
Fagtrick Cuckhomes
Patrick Mahomes
cucktrick muttbones
>>151811468>>151811456Let it be proclaimed, my compatriots, that the very axis of the world seems to incline before the indomitable will of those who dwell upon that venerable stretch of land we call the East Coast—the ancient cradle of our Republic’s birth. For verily, from those hallowed thirteen colonies does the lifeblood of the nation still pulse, dictating the rhythm to which the rest of the world unconsciously marches. Beyond these storied shores, others may speak, may even dream of grandeur—but theirs is but an echo, faint and fleeting, when measured against the resounding voice of the East. What knowledge have they, who stand so far removed, of the divine inheritance bestowed upon us by the architects of liberty? Nay, it is to the East—to that luminous bastion of intellect, culture, and power—that all eyes must turn. There, among the scions of the founders, dwell the true arbiters of destiny—the East Coast CHADS—whose strength of spirit and refinement of mind raise the standard of the nation entire. Let it therefore be declared without hesitation: whosoever hails not from this noble quarter, speaks ever from the shadow of our preeminence, and their judgment, however loud, must pale before ours
Midwest is obviously the most kino region and the NFC North is the most SOULFUL division
>>151811446I have some
where can i learn more about the recruiting process
It’s actually unreal how stupid the Titans are. It was so obvious that Vrabel is a good coach
>>151811480>>151811481
>>151811427Don't give it attention
are we absolutely sure Jones is going to maintain his level of quarterbacking to the point Indy won't be in the market for a long-term starter in the near future? Those two first picks might be pretty valuable then.
>>151811496
>>151811494I fucking love this play. If they did it with a two RB split look they could move down the field unstoppable.
>>151811493>being a shit-talking retard who vanishes after his team can't back up the talk is soulkill yourself
>>151811493HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! XDDDDDDDDD
>>151811509If you have to ask you know the answer already.
>>151811506Thanks, you seem like someone I wouldn't consider to be a good dude
>>151811494
>>151811501The owner wanted to have a mouthpiece gm to have more say in coaching and personnel decisions by proxy
>>151811489awe-inspiring work. send this to a senator PRONTO
>>151811486>>151811485>>151811481>>151811480Sophomoric spam posts like these are the digital equivalent of junk mail stuffed with glitter. They are loud, pointless, and insulting to the reader’s intelligence. They waste attention, that most precious modern resource, by forcing us to sift through noise masquerading as communication.Jannies need to start banning this nonsense
>>151811521Take my dick and choke on it you fucking faggot
>>151811516Yeah, it's perfect. The defense on that one played it pretty much as well as any defense could and it's still a TD.
>>151811533Nay, good sir, thou art too quick to wield the rod of scorn! For though such jests may seem but trifles, loud and gaudy as a fool’s motley coat, yet in their mirth lies fellowship. Think’st thou that all discourse must be grave as courtly counsel? Nay—cunning and banter are the coin of comradeship, the humble jest a bridge ‘twixt weary souls. Better a thousand glittered notes that make the commons laugh than a silent hall where none dare speak for fear of censure. Let the “jannies,” those unseen wardens, stay their hand awhile—there is wisdom yet in folly, and even nonsense hath its place in binding hearts with laughter’s gentle chain.
>>151811493Yes! This! Thank you sooooooo much for extending your down earth hospitality to us East Coasters. Forever grateful!
Putrid Macrohns
>>151811525
Real talkWould /nfl/ clone their dog like Brady did?I don’t think I would. They would look the same but there’s a chance they will probably act totally different*coffee emoji*
>>151811558cloning is based and I will clone myself like 100 times in the future
>>151811533shut the fuck up neil degrasse tyson ass bitch.
>>151811558Topical events aren't real talk you dumb fuck.
>>151811552ABSOLUTELY BASED
surrendering two first-round draft picks -- and absorbing Gardner's $30.1 million per-year contract -- is a gamble that suggests desperation more than level-headedness.when Ballard is also under much pressure to finally make good on playoff hopes, it's just as sensible to wonder if he isn't overpaying at the expense of sustainable foundation-building; after all, if everything crumbles late this year, he might not be around to deal with the depleted draft capital anyway.
^ ai slop ^
>>151811563>Philosophical matters related to sports are not real talk???
Are the bills still fraudulent or did they figure something out
>>151811573Such a remark as “AI slop” is both rude and presumptuous, for it dismisses with a sneer what may be the careful labor of many minds and hands. To brand a work as “slop” is to cast judgment without understanding—an insult not only to the one who speaks but to the unseen craft, study, and striving that made it. One cannot truly know the effort behind a thing merely by beholding its surface; thus, to scorn it so lightly is to reveal more ignorance than wit.
>>151811577Meme arrows are definitely not real talk, Texas.
>>151811480>>151811481>>151811485>>151811486>>151811504
i’ll take ai slop all day over the seething bunco webm spammer
>>151811592all me
>>151811533Shut up nerd
>>151811585Alright, here’s the truth — the Bills aren’t outright fraudulent anymore, but I’m not ready to say they’ve completely figured it out either. This team is like that friend who shows up to the gym three days in a row and suddenly thinks he’s training for the Olympics — love the effort, but prove it over time. Josh Allen looks sharper, the offense has rhythm again, and the defense is holding on despite injuries, but there’s still that same old volatility that’s burned them before. Until they can string together statement wins against real competition and stop playing down to their opponents, the “fraudulent” label is off the table, but the “trustworthy contender” crown is still sitting in the display case, untouched.
>>151811603well you're gay so yeah
>>151811558Nah, different memories, personality and who knows what kind of problems it may develop. Would feel real bad if the dog ended up being retarded or developing some disease like cancer that would give it a bad life. Cherish the memories if the old dog and try to give a new one a good life as well.
>>151811585I dunno they beat the 'best team in the NFL' that has a 5-4 record and has only beaten one team with over a .500 record and has the current front runner for MVP.
With the trade deadline now past us, any player that is released by his team is now subject to the NFL’s waiver system. Previously, it was just players with less than 4 accrued seasons.
>>151811618You're fucking retarded.
>>151811273The Eagles own the Vikings
>>151811585They’re built to beat the queefs, in the regular season. We all know Cuck Allen isn’t winning the AFC.
>>151811625Let's be nice
>>151811592Kek
>>151811619Is that a yes
OFFICIAL /nfl/ Week 10 power rankings 1. Philadelphia Eagles2. Buffalo Bills3. Los Angeles Rams4. Kansas City Chiefs 5. Seattle Seahawks 6. Detroit Lions7. Denver Broncos 8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9. New England Patriots 10. Indianapolis Colts11. Green Bay Packers12. Pittsburgh Steelers13. Baltimore Ravens14. San Francisco 49ers15. Los Angeles Chargers 16. Minnesota Vikings17. Chicago Bears18. Houston Texans19. Carolina Panthers20. Jacksonville Jaguars21. Atlanta Falcons22. Arizona Cardinals 23. Dallas Cowboys 24. Cincinnati Bengals25. Las Vegas Raiders26. Washington Commanders27. New York Giants 28. Cleveland Browns29. Miami Dolphins 30. New Orleans Saints 31. Tennessee Titans 32. New York Jets
>>151811592
>>151811585They won their super bowl.
>>151811661sleeping on my bungles
Not happy about the Stoolers winning
>>151811457No it was worse than flat you can’t be the most paid QB in the league and lose to the 2nd string quarterback it’s worse I wouldn’t be surprised if dak is outta Dallas before his contract ends and Joe million played like dog shit in the pre season as well as ceedee dropping balls in the clutch as well as Jake Ferguson playing like shit fumbling as well as bland and Diggs we are fucked on both sides of the ball all of these guys are supposed to be good. I mean where the fuck was Pickens all game yesterday??????!!????
thread is pretty gay now desu.
>>151811661Looking at this 2025 ranking, the Philadelphia Eagles sit clearly at the top and it makes sense because they have elite depth, a balanced offense, and a defense that can dominate games. The Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams are right behind them with strong quarterback play and solid supporting casts, but they still have a few holes to plug before being true favorites. Kansas City and Seattle round out the top five with big-play ability but lingering inconsistency. Down the list, teams like Baltimore, San Francisco, and the Chargers have talent but have struggled with injuries and execution, which keeps them from being higher. Overall, if I had to pick a Super Bowl winner from this list today, it would be the Eagles because they combine consistency, star power, and coaching better than anyone else in 2025.
Patrick Mahomes is the literal face of the league and is already better than tim brody ever was
>>151811643Depends on if they get healthier or more injured, my bet is on the latter. But McDermott can't let that babich call defense plays any more, he should punch in in the nose and call him a stupid retard queer
>>151811661Do you REALLY think the Eagles are the best team in the league?
>>151811675popeyes > chick-fil-a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else
>>151811675all of those have a distinct taste and yes I am obese
>>151811661i feel great with my Seahawks at 5. that's where they belong right now. i have an issue with Chiefs at 4 though.
>>151811670The Bengals have a chance any year when Burrow is healthy and ready to go and they have anything besides complete and utter dogshit for a defense.
>>151811683Let’s be clear: the idea that Patrick Mahomes is still some untouchable, historic-level quarterback is more nostalgia than fact. For the past four seasons he has not been elite in the way people remember his early campaigns. His stats have plateaued and even regressed in certain key areas, and when you factor in the trajectory of his passing yards, touchdowns, and efficiency, he is no longer on pace to surpass Tom Brady in any major career records. People want to compare him to Brady at his peak, but the numbers show Mahomes is no longer ascending—he’s plateaued, and his window to chase those historical milestones is shrinking fast.
>>151811693Agreed. Chiefs are too low
>>151811689>he doesnt rate guthrie’s highersad
>>151811666Their super bowl is beating the chiefs in the AFCCG, they beat the chiefs every year in the regular. So even if they win the actual Super Bowl this year they won't have won 'their' super bowl because the chiefs are missing the playoffs. That's why the chiefs didn't make any trades they know it's over.
>>151811686Nta but yes, they clearly are. I honestly don’t know how anyone can think otherwise unless they’re letting emotions cloud their judgement
>>151811672>not happy that danny dipshit and clots were can cruising bums all alongkek
kino.
>>151811566Post flea flickers
my packies might be shit but so is everyone in the NFC north so we're chilling
>>151811567Who were the Colts going to get with the 30th pick in the draft? A CB?
>>151811723It’s just chicken, it won’t make you not lonely
>>151811736
NFC teams with new playersWR Rashid Shaheed to Seahawks DT Quinnen Williams to Cowboys DE Keion White to 49ersLB/DE Joe Tryon-Shoyinka to BearsLB Logan Wilson to CowboysLB Jaelan Phillips to EaglesCB Jaire Alexander to EaglesCB Michael Carter II to EaglesCB Roger McCreary to Rams
>>151811741The Bears aren't shit
>>151811755Who the hell is Logan Wilson?
>>151811741NfcNorth ranges from C+ to B- teams ... The NFC West is 3 Bs and a D
I don’t care what anyone says cloning humans should be legal. Teams should be allowed to patent players genomes.
All the other burgersports generals look like absolute retards reacting to multiple games in a single thread. /nfl/ really is King.
>>151811773the elites already do this. if you don't think there are 500 xi jingping's in china randomly distributed then you are crazy
>>151811773Disagree I'm on team Satan and humans are worthless shit that should all perish into extinction.
>>151811788kek, no. This general is so goddamn stupid for making multiple gamethreads. Jannies should move this wwe-tier “sport” to /pw/ where it belongs so you faggots will stop shitting up the board with your gay little handegg threads. Bundesliga has the highest traffic on this board and therefore the highest quality generals, be more like those guys
>>151811773>hurr durr, i'm an ENTP
>>151811769ahahahahaha i tip my cap to you, good sir!
>>151811751>>151811736Based
>>151811811Absolutely abhorrent post
>>151811811>bundeshitga
>>151811769That pic is the cringiest shit ever
>>151811819Back at (you) brother
>>151811755AFC teams with new players WR Jakobi Meyers to JagsWR John Metchie III to Jets WR AD Mitchell to JetsOL Trevor Penning to LACDE Dre’Mont Jones to RavensDT Mazi Smith to JetsLB Odafe Oweh to LACCB Sauce Gardner to ColtsCB Greg Newsome II to JagsCB Tyson Campbell to BrownsS Alohi Gilman to RavensS Kyle Dugger to Steelers
>>151811788I react to multiple games ITT
>>151811811Deport yourself, paco. We dont watch soccer in this country
I have ASPD
>>151811769you got the northfags worked into a seething shoot with this one
>>151811893Trip on, Temujin.
>>151811848>>151811736
>>151811767Wyoming legend that I was high on in the draft. Everyone I've read seems to think getting him is the one smart thing DAL did
>>151811900I am a northfag anon.
Consider letting the Rams into your heart. Good coaching, good offense, good defense. They're fun!
I really hope Bakey comes back from the bye looking sharp again
>>151811962staffy will have 2 SBs and 1 MVP after this season and will be a HoF lock
>>151811962>Los AngelesI shan't. I would have considered it if they were still the ST. LOUIS Rams like they should be.
>>151811962Rams sure do have a lot of fans
>>151811686nta but they're the best simply because they're the least worst, not the best because they're juggernauts or some unstoppable force with no flaws
I have never had sex. I am also married. Apparently this is a problem?
My berds
>>151811984They were the LA rams first zoomie
>>151811987Technically if you never had sex you never consummated your marriage and therefore you are technically not married
>>151811984You have that backwards. That would be like the Bears moving to St Louis then 20 years later you get retard kids like you complaining when they move back ru Chicago
>>151811962Hideous uniforms ruins it all
>>151811290They’ll still manage to blow it and be a shit team.
>>151812004>zoomieHow fucking old you? I'm 34 and they were in St. Louis my entire life until a few years ago.
>>151812009So I can get out at any time
>>151811987Yeah you are not actually married, definitionaly
>>151811962Rams have no fans they have to beg for them lol
>>151812026>Until a few years agoIt's been almost a decade
>>151812004They were the Cleveland Rams first, not even from L.A. originally
>>151812041Holy shit I’m old
>>151812041what the FUCK
>>151812047Doesn't count
>>151811985They do alright. About middle of the pack.
>>151812047That doesn't fucking count
>>151812026I'm 48. I was sad when the Rams went to St Louis and happy when they went back to LAAnd I'm from St Louis and have never been to CASt Louis' team is the Cardinals (now in AZ)
>>151812026>how could you know something happened if you didn't live through itI'm 42 and you think like a zoomie
>>151812047Cleveland doesn't need another team anon
contenders:buncoswamsqueefs (with the zebras helping)nigglespretenders:pootsclotsbibbsnot sure yet:stoolersloinsnannersrest of the teams are borderline unwatchable.
>>151812089>poots >bibbsWho?
My team fucking SUCKS
>>151812055>>151812063>>151812087Can't change the truth, tramsexuals
>>151812085it ended last year tho'
>>151812089Bears/Bengals is earnestly the game of the year through 9 weeks, Bengals steelers a close second
Apparently theyve got 12 teams in the cfb playoffs this year
>>151812107So Cleveland needs another team?
Arch Manning, welcome to _________
>>151811273I was at this game. It was awesome to see this pass happen in real time
>>151811552>>151811566You now remember Getatan
>>151812133Wtf is going on there
>>151812155The Calgary Stampeders
>>151812175Rodgers is a dick
>>151812132I wonder why
Penn State is going to get Drink, and he's going to end up being a better game manager but worse recruiter than Franklin, taking Penn state to routine 9-10 win seasons
>>151812130
>>151812175Saleh tried to hit on Rodgers. Aaron isn’t into him.
>>151811686Sure, why not? Toughest schedule so far and they're top of the NFC. They're not perfect but they weren't to start last year either, and their issues are fixable (injuries, play-calling). At their best they are clearly incredibly tough to beat.
>Jonathon Gannon tells @BurnsAndGambo that even if Kyler Murray was healthy he was going to make the decision to go to Jacoby Brissett as the starting QB.LMAO. the manlet is finito
>>151812133God Aaron Rodgers is just such an unlikeable faggot.
>>151812098poots are probably patriotsbibbs are the bills thoughPanthers could bootyblast anybody on that list though so I disagree with him
>>151812175They scored 1 TD against the Pats and Salah was trying to hug him like they just won the Owl and he was like "fuck off me"
>>151812163I was there, amidst the roar and tumult of the crowd,When time itself seemed to hesitate.A pass—swift, precise—arced through the air,And in that instant, the world stood still.How strange it is, the beauty of a moment!So transient, yet it burns with clarity,Like sunlight glinting off a river’s surface,Gone before one can grasp it fully,Yet leaving the soul illuminated.I felt a thrill, not merely of the game,But of witnessing—truly witnessing—A fragment of perfection,A whisper of eternity in motion.
>>151811460Me me me me me!!!!
>>151812038I'm trying to put you on game yn
>>151812089>buncoskekno
Reminder that Kyler Murray "hurt" his foot from a football to the face
>>151811962has any city ever won the world series and the superbowl in the same season year/season?
>lgbtqb1kek
>>151812283Creatively funny as fuck kek
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
>>151811558I’d clone and then fuck myself
rams gonna finna boutta lose da wildcard
>>151812175He's a sassy and wound up old queen. Nobody initiates contact, he's the top of the relationship.
>>151812275If you count New England as Boston, they did it back in 2019
>>151812275Tons. The Red Sox and Pats overlapped. The MettieJetties pulled it off in 69.
Nah Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
>>151812324>>151812342Fucking WHORES
The Bills front office is unserious about winning a Super Bowl. McDermott did everything in his power to lose that game against the Chiefs. Josh should be demanding a trade in the offseason.
If I had Hitler and Stalin in a room, and a gun with only one bullet, I'd break down the door and shoot the first woman I see.
>>151812275It's happened a bunch. Giants/Mets '86Orioles/Colts '70Steelers/Pirates '79Are we counting New England as Boston? Because the Pats/Red Sox won it in the same year twice ('04, '18)
>>151812363The Mets and Jets play in different cities. Different states, even.
Someone give me a quick rundown on the Broncos. I haven't paid them any attention since Peyton.
>>151812413they can only beat shit teams and are the worst team in the league for 3 quarters of every game
>>151812385Thanks, Captain Obvious
>>151812413Bo Nix fucking sucks
>>151812216Lmao
>>151812397Jets played at Shea Stadium back then, chief
>>151812427The 80's called and they want Captain Obvious back.
>>151812413Their defense is elite and Bo Nix is Blo Dix for the first 3 quarters before something kicks in the 4th and he wins the game.
>>151812413>a great (though slightly overrated) defense>some decent but not spectacular offensive weapons>a great offensive scheme that makes it very easy on their inexperienced and limited QBThey were schedulebabby frauds last year (1-7 against teams over .500). They are somewhat better this year perhaps, but no one should trust them to do anything in the playoffs.
>>151812462Bo Nix is on pace to break Brady's 4th quarter comback record in 5 years.
>>151812397They literally played in the same stadium in 1969. Lol
>>151812482Hes also on pace to go one and done too. Dont see you bragging about that either
Quick! We're officially through half of the season, how is (your) team doing?
>>151812503The only thing I see is you being a faggot for (You)s, since you live on this board 24/7 looking for human connection.
>>151812482>play like absolute dogshit for 3 quarters>elite defense keeps him in the game>remembers what football is in the 4th quarterwtf it's Tom Brady
>>151812413they are basically the 2024 Chiefs??
Patty Bussytini
>>151812537wtf is this real?
>>151812537
I can’t fucking believe my jets are in for another rebuild
>>151812555>not revealing being transgender until after sexImpossible
>>151812555It's not the personell it's the owner, GM, coaching. You could let the jets take the entire 1st round and they would still end up last in their division.
lmao are you broncos fags for real? they beat 1 team with a winning record this seasonONEwins:titans 1-8bengals 3-6jets 1-7giants 2-7cowboys 3-5texans 3-5>eagles 6-2loss:colts 7-2chargers 6-3and they get to play raiders 2 more times and the commanders. get a grip
grip this bussy
>>151812609Broncos fans are delusional. Bo Nix SUCKS and it's gonna kill this team. They'd be a SB contender with a competent QB.
>>151812524>get BTFO>make ad hominems to backpedal
>>151812609the chiefs have only beaten 1 team with a winning record and they are 5-4 and in 3rd place in their division, but you still think Mahomes is the magician he was 4 years ago.
>>151812571As someone who's had sex with numerous transgender people the surgeries are really good now, you'd be surprised. Go Lions
>>151812641the refs have been calling penalties against us all season wtf are you talking about
>>151812609Your Chiefs got handled lil bro
>>151811811The only soccer thread worth half a shit was /LigaMX/ but jannies are fags and didn't like it.
>>151812641no i dont, that sounds about right. the KC dynasty is over
Your rankings should be more or less like this
>>151812668im a seahawks fan though who is just telling it like it is. lmao the first thing you guys bring up is mahomesrent free
>>151812688>pakcers.>really contendersHaha
>>151812688Garbage list
>>151812706'mmy
>>151812688Swap the Packers and Seahawks and you have it.
>>151812706I look like this and am a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs
>>151812609Anyone paying attention last year would know they were (and are) in the Fraud Zone.
>>151812695>im a seahawks fanYou aren't>lmao the first thing you bring up is mahomesProbably because you spam every thread all day every day with schizo false flag shit that everyone can easily identify.
>>151812724dude you are off your fucking nut. seriously get helpand check the image in the original posthttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/M5mjnf4S8DV45KDp6yxbjQ/
>my chieffies are spiritually 9-0 o algo
>>151812752Id cut your head off and nut down your neck and save your decapitated dome to be sent off to a university to be studied.
>>151812237He's based
>>151812695>us 12sSeahawks haven't beaten anyone either
Another shitty thread. This general should be banned.
>>151812688>Lions>anything above CinderellaWhen will they learn!!
>ban /nfl/ so no one can laugh at my queefies
>>151812800yeah, have i been ITT bragging about how good they are? no i have not. again, just telling it like it is. im sorry you guys dont like to hear the truth
>>151811984>ST. LOUISYou mean the Cardinals?>>151812397North New Jersey is a suburb of NYC and south New Jersey is a suburb of Philly.
If you guys start a gofundme and raise enough, I will kill bitchknees and kiwi
Bussy Bussytini
>>151812842sent ;)
>>151812706the sharty's finest 2025 gemerald
>Mamdani wins>New York is forced to have one football teamWhere are the Jets relocating
More TDsMore YardsMore AccuracyMore MVPsMore Playoff WinsMore Passer RatingMore Superbowl MVPsMore EVERYTHING!
>>151812862more playoff losseskek lmao wow
>>151812859Winnipeg
>tfw my Chiefs are on a bye this week
>>151812859my sister lives in the communist arabian land known as jew york city
>>151812669>/LigaMX/Damn shame the jannies killed that
I need a modern version of this artistry so bad. Two amazing quarterbacks on excellent teams who fucking despise each other. The closest we have is Allen and Mahomes and it absolutely isn't even close to the same.
>>151812899Allen and Mahomes golf together and seem to like each other though.
>>151812899if joey B didn't ACK it we could have had this
Webmchads it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gxq8Na22nA
Confirm or deny these hot takes:1. The Ravens are probably winning the division with Lamar back. Steelers will be a WC team.2. The Patriots are a real team and are likely going to win their division even though they will probably lose the rematch against the Bills.3. There are a ton of fraud teams in the AFC this year. The Colts and Patriots are on the better end, but even those teams don't feel like they belong in the Super Bowl. The Steelers/Ravens/Broncos/Chargers all feel like mid teams that don't belong in the playoffs but they'll very likely get there. Only the Bills and Chiefs feel like they should make the owl, and only because of Allen and Mahomes are proven top end talent. The teams themselves are sloppy.4. The Chiefs actually have a fairly good chance of missing the playoffs. Probably about a 30% chance of missing them entirely. If they lose their next game and go 5-5, I don't think they're going to make it.5. This will be the year Mahomes snaps his streak and doesn't make the AFCCG or SB. Might miss the playoffs altogether, or might just get a WC and lose by the divisional round, but they're not going all the way.6. 49ers aren't going anywhere. Mac Jones is yet again on another team where he's surrounded by a great defense and great overall team and he's tricking everyone into thinking he's not dogshit while he gets carried to W's. They're missing the playoffs.7. While Darnold is looking great in the regular season, I literally cannot picture this guy winning anything. He looks like a guy that takes karate lessons at the mall. One and done in the playoffs.8. Eagles vs. Rams is pretty much a lock at this point for the NFC Championship and with a weak AFC, whoever wins this matchup is winning it all this year. Stafford or Hurts are going to get their 2nd ring.
>>151812609>>151812827Broncos have been in a Browns-tier Quarterback hell since Peyton Manning retired, while a divisional rival which was entirely irrelevant for 30 years has become a dominate dynasty. Broncos country should be allowed to enjoy some premature hype, and unless you're old enough to remember the Seahawks in the AFCW so have old rivalry, I don't know why you'd be such a faggot. Seahawks raped the Broncos in SB48 and then with the Wilson trade, why the hate?>>151812894Yeah like I said, it was the only soccer thread worth a shit.
>>151812923Brady and the Manning brothers do the same, when they aren't competitors they are the only people that can relate to each other with a shared history.
>>151812942>1. The Ravens are probably winning the division with Lamar back.If they beat the Vikings on Sunday then yes
>>151812948because you guys act entitled when you win and make excuses when you lose. this is not about the broncos franchise, its about YOU the sorry broncos fans
>>151812958It's lonely at the top, so when the battle is over they kiss and make up like aristocrats.
>>15181294249ers don't even have a defense at this point
>>151811558>The dog is a pit bull mix.
NFCCG will be a Rams Seahawks rubber match
>>151812899Hurts and Mahomes is a better comp than Allen and Mahomes desu
>>151812942>4. The Chiefs actually have a fairly good chance of missing the playoffs.you have to rely on the Jags, Steelers, and Chargers to end the season with respectable records, let alone better records than the Chiefs for this to happena funny outcome but I have no faith in those teams
>>151812819I’m fine with that. At this point I don’t want the Lions to be toward the top of these lists or power rankings because it’s too much pressure and it changes drastically every week. The Lions have some problems they need to work on fixing or mitigating. They played a horribly bad game the other day and yet they only lost by 3 points. And had they won they would still be at the top of these charts and power rankings, ignoring the fact that they played like shit.
>>151812958When the game is over they are just people, except brady. Everything is a competition to him, he is Bill Belichick's heir, molded and groomed for decades. Brady will get into coaching when the commentator thing doesn't pan out.
>>151813036Just the Steelers and Chargers, actually. This is a very real possibility:1. Colts2. Bills/Patriots3. Broncos4. Ravens5. Bills/Patriots6. Chargers7. Steelers
>>151813050>Brady will get into coaching when the commentator thing doesn't pan out.Would he have to sell his Raiders share or would he be doomed to coach for them alone?
This is hella wierd bro. Just get a new dog.
Michael Vick did nothing wrong.
>>151812942>1. The Ravens are probably winning the division with Lamar...I buy it.>2. The Patriots are a real team...>3. There are a ton of fraud teams in the AFC...Yeah, I mostly agree. Chiefs or Bills in the owl seems by far the most likely scenario.>4. The Chiefs actually have a fairly good chance of missing the playoffs...I don't agree. They're flawed and in a hole but their schedule the rest of the way is pretty easy.>5. This will be the year Mahomes snaps his streak and doesn't make the AFCCG or SB...If they make the playoffs they sleepwalk to the CCG.>6. 49ers aren't going anywhere...Yeah the Niners suck. The window is closed.>7. While Darnold is looking great in the regular season, I literally cannot picture this guy winning anything...Gotta expect it based on previous experience, but I still feel like this is the year he bucks it and plays well. I don't expect them to win more than one playoff game though.>8. Eagles vs. Rams is pretty much a lock at this point for the NFC Championship and with a weak AFC, whoever wins this matchup is winning it all this year. Stafford or Hurts are going to get their 2nd ring.Depending on how the seeding shakes out I could see the Bucs getting through as well (though I wouldn't favor them as strongly in the owl). The Lions are already declining, so I don't think they will make it. Outside of those 4 teams the NFC is complete trash.
>>151813077a clone is a new dog
>>151813077Some people are loyal like that. You wouldn't understand. Tommy and I are a different breed.
>>151813077How is it weird exactly? Cloning has existed for 30 years now
>>151813092Somehow lost my response to #2, my bad. I'd say the Pats are at least one more year away from being real contenders.
>>151813077>Just get a new dog.Didn't he?Is it not the same dog?
>>151813077i hope its like crazy and shits and pisses all over everything and bits people and he has to put it down
>>151812942>1. The Ravens are probably winning the division with Lamar back. They were 1-3 with Lameme playing until he quit. How do you retards not remember what happened a month ago?
>>151813068Yeah he would to coach NFL, but I don't think he really cares about being a partial owner of the raiders, he's just investing his money to make more money like any halfway intelligent person would.
>>151812695Say Fuck Pat Mahomes
Two more days until Denver Broncos football :-)
>>151813141FUCK PAT MAHOMES
>>151813063For this to happen, the Ravens and Steelers both would need better records than the Chiefs. Chiefs have the tiebreaker of the Ravens.
>>151813141I don't hate Mahomes, I hate the refs that propped him up for years by calling some bullshit penalty every time he threw a pick or got sacked on a 3rd and long. The refs are my enemy.
>>151813153You might be telling the truth
>
>>151813128What teams did he lose to? What teams are the Ravens facing the rest of the year you fucking retard? These things matter.>lost to the Bills by 1 point>lost to the Chiefs firmly(Lamar is owned by Mahomes so this isn't surprising)>lost to the Lions by 1 possessionThey're going 7-2 down the stretch, bare minimum.
>>151813185Lost to a spiritually 2-7 Chiefs team
>>151813153
>>151813128>>151813185
The plastic rams have no fans
>>151813184how
>>151813213That's why they have to beg for fans here
>>151813077>my wife left me and took the kids and got knocked up immediately >better clone my dog so I can hold onto my old memories and pretend I'm still there!>I miss kissing my sons!!
>>151813212LLWLLLLLL
>>151813233Kek!
>>151813233holy shit is this real?
>>151813104>how is cloning weirdbradyfags will really defend anything
>>151813185>1 possessionlmao it was two possessions Lameme just did as Lameme does and statpadded in garbage time. >lost to the Bills by 1 pointIn the most soul crushing style possible you forgot that part.
>>151813213Post crowd moggings
>>151813224They literally beg for fans on /mlb/ all the time because there's so many Dodgers fans there and all of them shut them down because they're 49ers/Cowboys/Raiders/Broncos fans lol
>>151813063The main reason this won't happen is the Chargers, Steelers, Ravens, and Jaguars play each other too much. They'll keep each other out of the playoffs and let the Chiefs in.
>>151813077I once went on a date with a woman who was talking about this and said she was saving up for it.
>>151813233It's actually Britanny Mahomes and Taylor Swift 69ing while Tavis Kelce plows Mahomes and makes him walk silly.
>>151813258
>>151813077>had a stronger relationship with his dog than his wifeMany such cases.
>>151813217Child of Yakub.
>>151813063>This is a very real possibility:>1. Colts>2. Bills/Patriots>3. Broncos>4. Ravens>5. Bills/Patriots>6. Chargers>7. Steelersno it isnt
>>151813212They could go 9-0 with this schedule if Lamar stays healthy. Even in their last game where he was rusty, he still made it look effortless. Realistically they will lose a couple games because of any given Sunday and parity. They’re already past the difficult part of their schedule though
>>151813310the 'lers will sweep them
>>151813317>StoolersLmao
Rodgers is fitting into the steelers too well, he's having fun and the team loves him. He is mirroring Brady on the bucs, rough start and then starts to gel.
>>151813326they have a new set of thug niggers ready to give out concussions to opposing teams' stars
Generational busts.
>>151813344Do you think Ben Johnson could have fixed him?
>>151813327Too bad he didn't bring 2 elite players with him to an already stacked team and will once again just need more help. What's allen lazard or jordy nelson up to?
>>151813327>team loves him>most notorious incident this year is rodgers angrily shoving his teammate after a touchdown celebrationalso the steelers are mostly winning off of turnovers right now
>>151813344This faggot would unironically be better if he cut that mop off, he's more worried about his gay image than football.
>>151813349probably
>>151813349Jags already have a pretty good head coach. The problem is T Law is dumb as shit and Hunter can't run a proper NFL route. He's an okay CB, but nothing special.
>>151813344Travis Hunter is already proven to not be a bust. He's elite with the ball in his hands and he's elite in coverage. Even if he never develops further he's a valuable asset.
Bominder
>>151813365>more worried about his gay image than footballThat sounds like it describes you more than him
>>151813382Hi Trevor.
>>151813077Who watches the dog while he's away?
>>151813379>They didn't even get a field goalKWAB
>>151813349>himThose are 2 different people, anon. I know they are virtually indistinguishable from one another but they're not the same.
>>151813399This bothers me, because Tom Brady can't possibly bring the dog with him or afford for a caretaker. It keeps me up at night.
>>151813417My thought was he just wanted the dog to look the same when he comes home.
>>151813379That entire game was garbage time. Kept the Chiefs away from facing Joe Burrow
>>151813435He was married to Giselle for decades.
My LA Rams will do well in the playoffs.
>>151813450Makes sense to me, can't be the GOAT of the NFL when your wife has more money than you.
>>151813363I have that one
>>151813493I hope they win the division, have to play the 9ers in the wild card, and lose their """""""home"""""""" game
>>151813493they did do well
>>1518134502009-202213 years
>>151813505Lmao that's exactly whats gonna happen
>>151813370wow Mahomes fucking sucks
>>151813509That's 3 decades.
>>1518135091.3 decades
>>151813505I'd put money on the rams over the 49IRs right now ... Sofi is to the benefit of San fran since they are less likely to have 3 key players legs explode
>>151813550>>151813554YOU CANT NITPICK MY NITPICKING I WON
>>151813562>I'd put money on the rams over the 49IRs right nowlmao just like a few weeks ago, right?
>>151813550Nta but he was married through decades is different than married for decades
Real talk, why is Giselle such a whore
>>151813584Not really, both are an eternity.
>>151813505My Niners might not even make the playoffs at this rate
>>151813604Trying to fill her hole with someone that will never be the GOAT, she left him.
>>151813604She probably grew up with rich entitled parents that encoraged her princess/whore behavior since she was born
>>151812942In order of confidence (10 being the highest):>7>6>8>4>7>6>9>10Well done.
>>151813583trust the experts, chud
It would be really funny to me if the Chiefs missed the playoffs.
>TOM I AM FUCKING MY YOGA INSTRUCTOR BECAUSE YOU WONT QUIT FOOTBALL ARE YOU JEALOUS?>is he the GOAT yoga instructor?REEEEEEE
>>151813656>A. Rank>has A Rank predictionswoah...
>>151813660It would be funny to everyone
>>151813641I figured she was a favella rat
>>151813709cuckholmes
>>151813709Cucktrick Mutthomes
MY steelers won in the ripe recent year of 2008
I enjoy watching other men have sex with my wife.
>The Chiefs offered a fourth-round pick for RB Breece Hall before the trade deadline, but the Jets were seeking a third-round pick.
why is this thread so dead
>>151813808chuds taking a big L tonight
>>151813808We're playing BF6
>>151813808A lot of anons were duped by their team reporters into thinking they were going to pull a blockbuster trade, and killed themselves when it didn't happen.
>>151811392But imagine the score if there wasn’t a blackout
>>151813818Kelce was wide open...
>>151813808I'm ded. "why is this thread so dead" is wild and diabolical. Crazy work.
>>151813833I need to get on that lol
I've been trying to find an NFL video clip but I can't remember which player it was. It's that one where some dude scores a touchdown, spikes it, starts to lose his balance, gets shoved by an opposing player, and then takes out the legs of another player whose ass falls squarely on his face. Anyone remember who this happened to?
>>151813883Damn, I always forget how powerful QB's arms are. Mahomes was falling down at the 29 and launched it to the back of the endzone with just his arm.
>>151813793I say this and look like this.
>>151813656Adam Rank is the only expert there
>>151813915ur a homo
Damn the chiefs fukkin suck lol
>>151813968Homophobic?
>>151813992Fortunately yes.
>>151813992>normal?Fixd
mfw da bears go 9-8 and miss the wildcard
>>151814028Reminder Bagent and Caleb are a Brisset and Kyler situation
Why was Mahomes trying to rice Lloyd here instead of going for a proper tackle?
>>151813983So true
>>15181402814-3 next season when Captain Zest is finally unleashed (and the defense gets better)
>>151814061Lower chance of injury. Most QBs who are even marginally intelligent make themselves speedbumps rather than using their arms(you know, those things they need in the best possible condition) in order to tackle someone.
>>151814078But what he's doing is extremely dangerous to the other player's knees.
>>151814061Show me one example of a qb hitting a proper form tackle
>>151814061He was trying to injure
he wasn’t chill enough to survive that seattle dicking
>Damn, I always forget how powerful QB's arms are. Mahomes was falling down at the 29 and launched it to the back of the endzone with just his arm.
>>151814150>no visible cameltoeIt's trash.
Mahomes knew what he was doing
>>151814127The GOATs always try to injure. Remember when Brady tried to cripple Ed Reed?
>>151814146
>>151814061Mahommes is a piece of shit faggot
>>151814171i knew flacco was the one trve zen GOD, not this lanky fraud.
>>151814162God damn this guy is always trying to cripple everyone who gets in the way. Absolute unit.
>>151814186I think it's time we talk about Mt. Joe instead of Maohomes Mountain.
AFC >9 teams with 51% chance or higher to make playoffs>then these 7 who are cooked and would need a miracle to get back in the playoff hunt
Any NYC folks in? Why don’t the Jets build a stadium in Staten Island? It would shit the Bills up with their boasting about being the only NU team plus it would give the Forgotten Borough its own team.
>>151814212>It would shit the Bills up with their boasting about being the only NU teamIt would shut the Bills up with their boasting about being the only NY team even.
>>151814210what’s the NFC look like? i want to know before i shit on the gAyFC
>>151814212>build a stadium on garbage islandManhattan exists....
>>151814181Facts
>>151814196kek saved
>>151814210In the NFC, the ones that are cooked are:>The whole NFC East but PHI>Bottom half NFC South >Arizona
>>151814249>cookedkys faggot
what went wrong?
>>151814212It's a political, social, economic nightmare to get approved then paid in NYC. No one wants the traffic of any stadium in their local living/work area. A lot of sport teams only get a stadium built because the tax payers cover most of the cost.
>>1518142692 smol
>>151814212Cuomo was right. They blew up the Jets today and there he is cheering! RIP Dick Cheney
>>151814210The NFL is really lopsided this year. Usually it's just a few teams who are stinky dogshit. This year, like half the NFL is absolute fucking garbage. It's not normally this much of a disparity. There are very few teams who are just average.To give you an idea, there are only 3 teams with a win percentage in the .400-.600 range. Literally over 90% of the NFL right now is in the very bad or very good range.
>>151814269the Emancipation Proclamation
>>151814274>TFW Walmart is paying for your new stadium
>>151814212Better digits than any Trips.
>>151814266"kys faggot" is crazy workngl, that's wilddiabolical even
>>151814212>only NU teameveryone that's a fan of a NY team knows they mean the NY metro area. only the biggest retards still say "hurr durr jets/giants are in new jersey"there's so many things to fling shit at towards the jets/giants that people don't need to resort to using 15 (fifteen) year old jokes
>>151814210Nice and spread out in the AFC2 AFC South (IND & JAX still alive)2 AFC North (PIT & BAL still alive)1 AFC West are cooked (other 3 still alive)2 AFC East are cooked (BUF & NE still alive)
GET FUCKED GOODELL
>>151814269Season is over. No reason to get your franchise QB hurt
Imagine how good the Panthers offense would be if they had a QB who could see over his line, throw for over 200 yards, and can play well without needing to throw an interception beforehand. I feel like they're going to be the next team that's just a QB away from making a real playoff push if they continue building the rest of the team well.
>>151814269>benchedRetard Dov doesn't know he's injured
>>151814210>>151814249What are each of the columns?
>>151814367>Imagine how good the Panthers offense would be if they had a QB who got that DAWG in him.
>>151814397Make PlayoffsWin DivisionEarn ByeMake Super Bowl
>>151813793>>151813233
>>151814404bryce young on the eagles would have won the owl last season
>>151814389you're the retard, retard
The Panthers have 0 quality wins this season aside from the Packers I guess, but that seems like one of those very flukey games. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't win another game this season.
gaylen 'bus rider' squirts
>>151814411show me a madden simulation or somethingi ain't just gonna take your word for it
>>151814445i heard it from Dov
>>151814429They boxed out the Falcons
>>151814411he would've lost to the rams in the divisional, desu
>>151812047LA Rams are as old as the 49ers, and older than 21 other teams in the league.
>>151814492
five hunnit
five hunnit and wun
>>1518144291-3 vs quality opponents (3 road games), 5 of them left including home and away vs Bucs4-1 vs everyone else and 3 more like that 6-7 win season minimum
I think Darnold is better than Goof
>>151814429They were some wide receiver drops away from beating the chiefs and eagles last year, Hubbard fumbled a win against the bucs last year. The panthers are better than you think and are just a qb away.
