this isn't the thread, because OP forgot the >>previous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MDgVBewf1A>Dodgers win
'stros
>>151812689very very low effortim not surprised, tho
>>151812689here's your previous>>151807030>>151807030
Yankees.
fuckin baseball
Is that a cocky dane I see?Fun facts about Danes!>Fact #1: Danes have smaller balls than FinnsThis is true, actually Danes are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Finnish balls start to grow three times as fast as Danish balls! Isn't that nuts?Source:https://slate.com/human-interest/2010/02/why-do-danes-have-smaller-nuts-than-finns.html>Fact #2: Danes have the lowest sperm count in EuropeYes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Finns have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Finnish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Danish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Finnish sperm count!Source:https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3739152/>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Danish teenage boys grow breasts!Yes. When Danish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Finns have big balls so we don't grow breasts.Source:https://sciencenordic.com/adolescents-denmark-videnskabdk/one-in-two-boys-develops-breasts/1399863>Fact #4: Danish men have the softest cocks in the world!Another truthbomb. Germanics, this includes Danes, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Finns, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Europe>tl;dr:Danes are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts.
>>151812707Not a leaf talking about low effort
I worked real hard on that meme btw, 1000 hours in MS paint
>>151812699https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2I_6lR5gq4>Japan wins
real new thread :)>>151812749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SxuQhqznjMHow I felt watching the Dodgers and Jays in a seven game set.
TOTAL((((METS))))DEATH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrHTT2IEKpEDodgers vs Jays recap.
>>151812768That’s a gay thread and womanly
>>151812854this is bad news for the Yankees
https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1985895716175098179
>>151812783most hated team of my lifetime and it won't be surpassed
>>151812689that's not a rule
>>151812867feels good to be white
>>151812886based
fuck this im busting to kira kener
https://x.com/DodgersNation/status/1985885820658860283
>>151812865>that word actually hurt his feelings so he shoots it right backActually womanly, bro. You're a dude. Act like one.
>>151812913you're not white, chikaner
>>151812784>first name SADHBH>clearly missing vowels>last name O'SULLIVAN>put a superfluous vowel before surnamepsychotic island race
>>151812937he's on your side retard lmao
>>151812854remember 9/11, they saidnever forget, they said
>>151812926i too failed nnn
>>151812869KEK >>151812878
dodgers
>>151812728>tfw no cute twink dane bf
Dodgers
doyers
mariners btw
>>151813208
Hmm..... No preller or Siedler wife at Peter Siedler way new street ceremony..... How very suspicious....
>>151813208encourage you to watch this frame by frame, some renaissance ass compositions with all the various characters and their expressions
>>151813335I look like this.>>151813341Those shitty padres you like are coming back in style.
>https://x.com/DodgersNation/status/1985885820658860283seriously what the fuck? this man is 37 years old
>>151813229it's giving mother monsterslay
>>151813384I'm just glad the new city connects unis are gonna be better and cleaner than our old troonix colors
>https://x.com/JonHeyman/status/1985905711130227066?t=dJr3sig_GAO7EJBiXDHEyQ&s=19Bieber going Free agent, hot stove is hot.
>>151813489Ah fuck never mind, I skimmed it. He's staying as a Blue Jay. My bad folks.
>>151813408being in your 30s these days is not so different than being in your 20s because of modern medicine
>>151813408I need that nigga to be careful...
>>151813531are you gonna continue crying about this all off season?
no one cares blowgaypajeet
>>151812885Our based proletarian Metropolitans shall crush the bourgeoisie Yankees beneath our boots
>>151813577based
Blow gays
>>151813548I've seen enough. This man can play until 45.
>>151813503How tf does one skim a tweet??
>>151813577bogged
>>151813605I just saw everyone opting out, so I assumed!
>>151813577midbogman so bogged and ugly
>>151812715*sigh* New Game
>>151813531I was at game 4 and saw only one blue jays fan in my section
Doyerpacos be like riding BWC is a human right
>>151813559/mlb/ is just Crying About the Dodgers General so probably yeah
Canada es cagada
If my Royals can actually pick up a couple of outfielders who can hit...at all...they'll be contenders in the AL Central. I'm so sick of Kyle Isbel being our best outfielder when the man can't hit a lick. Salvys set at C/1B/DH, Pasquantino is good at first, India is worth another shot at second base, Garcia and Witt are locks at third and short, but the outfield is a dumpster fire. The pitching staff is decent, especially if our injured starters come back ready to go, but that outfield just kills 1/3 of the lineup, every game.
>>151813774But that post has nothing to do with baseball
kek seething timmy (jeet)
Zuttkaner seething kek
Nightly reminder that my Los Angeles Dodgers are back to back World Series champions and your team isn't.
What’s it like in Clinton County, Illinois?
Why is it so fun to hate the Yankees?
>>151813863Who’s this guy?
the blow gays had half their lineups obp over .400 how did they lose that kek
>>151813916Choked
>>151813863worst casting ever
>>151813938At least she isn't black
My white soxies are ending the dodgers dynasty next year
End this bussy
>>151813958wrong. the dodgerioles will in 2027
Max Muncy says umpires told him they would've had to eject Justin Wrobleski had he not held him back when the benches cleared in Game 7
>>151813733I'm not asking him to be Raleigh, but Wells needs to hit worth a damn this year.
>>151813985This is not a Major League Baseball sanctioned Broship
>>151813986>Justin Wrobleski on incident with Andres Giménez after HBP: “I mean I wasn’t trying to! He tried to get hit by the pitch, the pitch before! Then he got hit by a pitch! Then he talked to me. And I said ‘Come see me!’ & then he didn’t!”
>>151813916They also had:>The most hits ever as a team>The most runs ever as a team>2 players with 30 hits batting almost .500Either they had an elaborate sign stealing system or they had the luckiest playoff run of all time, and they still lost to a team without a bullpen and a slumping offense. When jays fans talk about being right back in it next year I don’t think they realize that the postseason they had will never happen again, for any team, for another century.
>>151814016>beans you
>>151814032probably the coolest dodger. he's got a very natural swagger to him.
>>151813739Me in the top right
>>151813986it's already an ejectable offense
>>151814032Based
>>151814032Normally when he hits someone you can tell he feels bad but why didn't he give a fuck here? It's so strange
>>151813985Its Dorioles
>>151814110>why didn't he give a fuck here? It's so strangedoggies most likely informed him that springer cheated them out of a ring in 2017. also, he probably didn't want to show weakness during the most important game of his life. Japanese love to mind game
>>151814110Probably for the fans because he’s a 2017 astro
>>151814016Saving this for next WS
>>151814086are you the yellow skinned toid?
How did Dodgers win when they sucked at hitting all series
>>151814211you can win by fucking around if you spend a billion dollars on your starters
>>151814211
>>151814211because blow gays
>>151814211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXBP8WVJnE
Gotta believe a few of these extension signings have to be due to the looming lockout tbqhwyf
>>151814211the lights were simply too bright for my jays :)
Who put their dick in my ass?
>>151814297women owe me sex
>>151814168Make sure to upload it to a cloud because it’s going to be a long time before the blue jays go back
>>151814309Got a receipt?
>>151813938Yeah, why didn't they cast someone with body proportions that are physically impossible? They casted an actor, not a pair of boobs.btw Velvet is ugly as dog shit. All she has going for her is an admitly great rack, but she has no idea what to do with it. Not only does she have an ugly face, but she has no idea how to be sexy.btw btw>blow gays kek
>>151812664rude
>>151814325Good one faggot. You'll see. Wait a year.
>>151814402Next year when the blow gays go back to struggling to get to 80 wins?
>37>business administration degree that I never used in 2019>can only get factory jobsHow to get a job?
>>151814430learn to prompt.
>>151814211hitting 3 homers after the 8th inning of a game 7 is the exact opposite of sucking at hitting
I believe I can flyI believe I can touch the sky
>>151814583I fucked her
Shane Bieber has decided to opt-in to his player option for the 2026 season for the Jays. Dodger fans all over the barrio now on suicide watch.
>>151814583this is nuts
>>151814599>jannied before he could samefag his own post
>>151814589
Having trouble dodging /vt/ jannies zutt??
Does Ohtani get to 10 MVPs in his career? He's about to be awarded his 4th. He is 31 years old now and plans to play until he is 40.
>>151814640Yea I fucked her tho
>>151814632
>>151814678based sven
>>151814653No. He'll slow down when he's 35 and won't be the same hitter.
>>151814706Based on what? Nothing in his career suggests that he will slow down as a hitter in just 4 years.
>>151814723Age. Nobody stays elite forever.
>>151814740he gets stem cells doe
>>151814712next he'll be saying that his trainer tricked him into gambling and taking peds
>>151814723He’s jap he will look like this by 2028
>Tim Hill hanging out with Joe Musgrove at the SDSU gameHe's coming home
>they thought a janny deleted it but i did
>>151813916Canadian Baserunning
>>151814740Tom Brady and Alex Ovechkin disagree
My Dodgers :)
>>151814783based
>>151814032>crowd reactionskek, i've watched the moment of impact 2742374 times and it's enjoyable every time. a girl does a big onions point, the colonel looks like he witnessed hanging, the worst peope on earth act exactly how you'd expet
your mvps
>>151814811>-50000 odds for ohtaniholy shit lol just give it to him already
>>151814811al is a tough one. judge deserves another. straight up. but cal's season is one you kind of want history to remember.
Who are the ball knowers you know?
>>151814840me and a handful of peeps here
when is ohtani up?
>>151814871Wednesday, March 25 2026
Welcome to the Dodgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7GSAhAWkSo
>>151814888he sucked this year
>>151814811DHs should not be eligible for mvp in the national leagueschwarber only played 8 games in left, he's a dh; ohtani should only be judged by his hitting, pitchers should not be eligible for mvp, he's a dhtherefore, juan soto is the only player who should win mvp, but ohtani getting more mvps than bonds is what's most important to manfred so they'll give him another
>>151814900you sound like a disgruntled mets fan
>>151814893>Hideo Nomo hurls a no-hitter against the Rockies in 1996>shows one pitchwtg MLB
>>151814865Such as? ABG?
>>151814910he hardly even posts here and doesn't seem to care about much beyond Koshien
>>151814918I do think of ABG as a ball knower, a student of the game one may say.
>>151814871>>151814877Thursday, March 6 2026
>>151814943he does, but his interests are pretty narrowly focused to very specific things for my taste, not that there is anything wrong with that, but I am almost exclusively only interested in what's happening in MLB.
>>151814888the Dodgers are the last team that would want him
>>151814978He’s Japanese so I want him. GET HIM FOR ME NOW ANDREW!!!
Are the Rockies salvageable?
>>151814978if arte wasn't one of the teams orchestrating the lockout, he'd definitely try to sign shota for 5 years (and ignore this chart completely)
send luis arraez to the rockies and let him be one of the few to get a .400 BA season
>>151814888he’s overrated because he’s japanese and doesn’t act like an autistic robot, so everyone wants to like him.
>>151814978it's weird, i remember dodger stadium being a pitchers park forever. did it shift to a hitters park as they added more and more field level seats?
Is Roki a virgin?
How you rate the freddie freeman and matt olson swap that the braves did?
>>151815049GLOBAL WARMING
>>151815050100%
>>151815052*that the Dodgers didIt will be good for the Braves in the long run anyway. Olson has better defense and is a great at bat, and a great teammate. Olson isn't why the Braves haven't been back yet. The Dodgers window will close, age is coming fast. But I'm sure they've enjoyed this tampering bullshit
>>151815073Freddie Freeman dodger's contract is only for two years left. I'm sure the Dodger's don't care about his age after two WS titles.
>>151814985He's a darker japanese so idk if the Dodgers should trust him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj5T79BJGFUI'll just leave this here.
>>151815050he's married. the team had no idea he had a gf
DODGERS LOVE SHOTA
roki does not have the temperament to be an elite pitcher. i'd say the dodgers should trade him, but they have him on such a cheap deal they may as well destroy the kid's arm and chase the threepeat
>>151815189I think he did well as a reliever. Should let him get used to being a reliever for the 2026 season.
>>151815189I don't the kid likes the lights anyway. Think he'd be better off with the Mariners.
Cubdgers are the only mlb sanctioned and /official/ broship
kirk is such a disgusting fat fuck. all those fatties on toronto made me be embarrassed to be a baseball fan. like the have to be eating pizza and beer nightly to stay that fat as an athlete
Doyers
Muncy, Kike, and Rojas are free agents. Should dodgers let Muncy and Rojas go and just sign Kike for a utility player?
>>151815240>kikeYes obviously>muncyUnless they get murikami
>>151815240muncy isn't a free agent i don't think?dodgers should keep all 3. rojas just ones one more year and he's earned it. kike is a hot mess but he's versatile and a gamer who shows up in the postseason. and muncy carried the team for stretches.i don't think they should be trying to get too cute in the offseason. they have the horses to run it back. maybe add a pitcher or two and see if any of the kids make the leap like pages did last year
https://youtu.be/vLXBP8WVJnE?si=xJBgHJqG8FKiGm72it's up
>>151815267I think they're bringing them all back. Munce has a team option for 10m which is a no brainer.
>>151815267>kike is a hot mess but he's versatile and a gamer who shows up in the postseasonThey should have him on the team as a mascot until late fall.
https://youtu.be/NSV5MIKzzI0
>>151815290he probably would have been an improvement over conforto if he got a full season, but there was some sunk cost shit going on and conforto had to be played no matter what.
I wonder how the I BET ON US, YOU? guy is feeling now
>hot stove season>it's actually freezing cold
>>151815386this is part of the reason I love posting here. I wanted so desperately for that douche to not get what he was hoping for and feel vindicated knowing other people are also wondering about him.
>>151815411he got gaped twice wearing meme shirts with the buttplug one in game one of the ALCS too
gm
>>151815890gn
Fuck canada
Dookie Betts
Morning all.
>>151816022>>151815890gm
>>151816022gm immaculate grid bro. have you used jerry coleman on any of your answers yet?
>>151815890gm, i've been playing eu5 all night and minding the stove
>>151816138what do you think of it so far? Any fun? What campaign did you start with?
>>151816201>and he's in toronto or 13 more yearsSorry to hear that
>>151816205that's what passion looks likeyou wouldn't get it
>>151816138what is eu5?
>>151816307Europa Universalis V (video game)
>>151816184it's a lot to take in, like the first time you look at baseball stats and it's all just a mess of numbers, but a few hours and it starts to make senseportugal
*record scratch*
>>151816330what kind of game is it?
>>151816342Map paintan
>>151816337hell yeah, I got 5k hours in paradox titles I just wanted to hear someone who isn't getting sponsored by paradox to tell me they dig it.
>>151816129No. Since he only played for the Yankees, there isn't much opportunity to use him unless the category is "Yankees and 2b".
>Yesavage>Gausman>TBD>BieberBretty gud
>>151816022gm
>>151816425Gay Recker on the board lad
>>151816357Honestly shocked Bieber opted in, gives me hope that Bo and Bassitt might re-sign soon. Berríos should be healthy again too
>>151816483Oh yeah Berrios, maybe they can make a run for Tatsuya Imai
>>151816205>he wants a soulless robotic hitting machine in his rostervladdy endeared himself to the city and the city accepted him with open arms
Any updates on Alex Vesia's dead baby?
>>151816549Delicious
>>151816357>>151816483>>151816509I'd be more shocked if he opted out, jays were one game away from winning, why break up a good thing?>>151816348based, well yeah, this is another 5k hour game UNLIKE shitty vicky3 (this feels way more like vicky2, thanks johan)
that funky muncy
>>151816578I'll have to pick it up after work today. Seems like a nice mix of both tall and wide gameplay loops.
>>151814906>you sound like a disgruntled mets fanAre there any other kind? They're losers until the day they die.
stomp a mets fan in the nutsstomp him twice
Have a seethe about my Mets.Have two.
>>151816483>BassitThey should sign a left-handed pitcher, like Ranger Suarez etc.
uhhh bros... why haven't the dodgers exercised Muncy's club option yet? They have until tomorrow.
>>151816821are they trying to get Murakami?
>>151816757>>151816788I really do not like the mest.
>>151816833Murakami brings too many unknowns to the table. He's also a future DH/1B and is going to be 16x as expensive as muncy.
>>151816858tick tock dodgers...
>>151816858I get physically angry watching Myrakami hit. This man just always chases. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.5 feet outside" as he hacks at ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious whiff on the 3rd pitch. He's suffocating. He's Murakami.
>>151816858Yeah but asian
>>151816879KEK. Saving this for whoever he ends up with. Realistically, I see him going to the Yanks but we'll have to see.
>>151816886We just have to wait and see
>>151816849Lie to meLike you used to Tell me everything is how it should be
>Murakami
poodre fans: “I’m not watching the World Series”also poodre fans:
>>151817029(you) wouldn't say that to my face, buddy boy
>>151817050i too saw the r/baseball post listing the top ws viewership markets
