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The gayest teams in the league right nowQueefsshEaglesplastic Rams
>>151814479packers only have 1 notable player on IR and he only just got hurt last sunday, they just suck.
More TDsMore YardsMore AccuracyMore MVPsMore Playoff WinsMore Passer RatingMore Superbowl MVPsMore EVERYTHING!
>>151814514Nobody cares about those two half rate QBs
knowing ball is brown coded, the shitter the skin - the harder you push this phrase, fyi
>Jets and Giants suck>NY mayor is a an Arab>Yankees haven’t won since 2009>Knicks haven’t won in foreverWhat went so wrong in New York
>more everythingwhen did 3 become more than 7?
>>151814511Reed's been out all season. watson just got off the IR, and wicks, lukas van ness, and banks were out last game.
>>151814535how do i get a girl to look down at me like that
>>151814539If she loves you she'll do it if you ask
>>151814119jaycutler.webm
mfw colts superbowl
>>151814552based, my boy cutty knew how to truck a mf
The teams with losing recordsAFCN Ravens Bengals BrownsAFCS Texans TitansAFCE Dolphins JetsAFCW Raiders...NFCE Cowboys Commanders Giants NFCS Falcons SaintsNFCW Cardinals% areSuper Bowl Winner Super Bowl Conf Game Round 2 Round 1
>>151814529Pets and Dwarves are probably the two worst teams record wise the last decade
>>151814570AFC is worse but the ravens shouldn’t be on here for long
Jets send 5 firsts to the Bengals for injured Joe Burrow, who says no?
>>151814492RIP to all the Jets fans who jumped off bridges today
>>151814570NFCN Chads rise up
I wore myself out after VERY muscular and high test shit posting spree last night, only to log back into my main and find that Trany Janny has banned me for three (3) whole days!Good thing no one knows about my alt account ;^)
Rams on fraud watch against the Niners this week. They can't give them the tiebreaker and expect to win the division.
>>151814514More reffies too>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefshttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers
>>151814711I just expect it every time I post in these generals anymore. All jannies should have their bussies superglued shut while locked in a cell until they develop serious medical complications that prevent them from being able to engage in anal sex with zesty bucks for the rest of their lives. Speaking of Zesty Bucks, Gayleb has quietly become one of the better young qb's in the league and hats off to whoever taught him how to be a fag without being as much of a bitch.
>>151814749very interesting indeed
Halftime is at the end of the 2nd quarter
>>151814749Flawed study by a rabid Chiefs-hater who roots for a shit team. Teams commit more penalties and get flagged more often when facing strong opponents.
I just want one of you guys to hold me, fondle my balls lovingly, and tell me that the Chiefs are going to be great in the playoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiamBFgBwWEI'm a bit confused about the ref ruling here. In the recent (hilarious) match between the Titans and Cardinals, there was an instance of a breakaway run where the player dropped the ball before entering the endzone and it was ruled a touchback since it bounced out of the end of the endzone.The problem is I think that according to the NFL's own rules, this was an error. It should have been ruled an illegal forward pass, as per their own rulebook:>If a runner intentionally fumbles forward, it is a forward passPer article 1.c and article 3. Also, as per section 2, the ball should immediately be called dead the moment the illegal forward pass/intentional forward fumble hits the ground.
>>151814777We run this shit brah. Trany janny needs to learn the hard way it seems
>>151814671we ain’t winning shit in the ploffs
>we
>>151814749Based and factual>>151814801Cringe and delusional coping
>>151814843My team personally called me up this week and asked me to be at the game for moral support.
>>151814777>hats off to whoever taught him how to be a fag without being as much of a bitchthat would be Sir Benjamin David Johnson
>>151814843I'm my team's head coach and you can't prove I'm not
>Flawed study by a rabid Chiefs-hater who roots for a shit team. Teams commit more penalties and get flagged more often when facing strong opponents.
>>151814862Izzat you JFFM?
heckin SOVL New YorkSo much SOVLCommiefornia could NEVER
>>151814892you’re both painfully retarded and gay
Walmart has been a pretty good owner for the Broncos honestly
Fire the bald fraud, hire McCarthy
what team should i support if im trans
>>151814964You should check into a mental asylum
>>151814566Imagine a Colts-Rams Superb Owl. Would be kino.
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>>151814964Assuming you're not trolling, the most trans friendly team is probably the 49ers. San Francisco is very LGBTQ+ friendly.
>Mack Hollins has a ringi sleep well at night knowing this despite not being a fan of any of the teams he's played for. i love this goofy nigga.
>>151814964KANGZ
Cheese!
>A new Outsports online survey found that the Cincinnati Bengals, Jacksonville Jaguars & the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans are the most LGBTQ supportive football teams. The Cincinnati Bengals have the most supportive fans online of LGBTQ according to a survey that examined 2,930 posts on Reddit NFL forums. In Bengals sub-reddits 60% of the comments from posts from September 2020 to September 2021 were positive toward the LGBTQ community. The other online communities that posted more than 50% positive comments were the Jacksonville Jaguars, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Buffalo Bills, San Francisco 49ers & Las Vegas Raiders according to the survey for the ticket site Tickpick. In a separate survey of 1,000 sports fans for Tickpick (including 19% who identified as LGBTQ), fans of the New England Patriots (69%), Carolina Panthers (64%) and Kansas City Chiefs (64%) said they would be very or extremely supportive if a player was gay or bisexual.
>>151815029were you that bills fan that started tripfagging right before they lost to the pats?
The Chiefs are still the only team to put up 50 points and lose a game but I could see the Bengals doing that this season.
>sack picksix
YNR jewsh rosen
>>151814569He still looks pretty good for a mid 40s alcoholic who also played for the bears
>>151815047Is he the one who got hit by the dump truck or the one that liked milfs?
Bo Nix ____ __ ______?
>>151815064you're thinking of dwayne haskins and zach wilson
>>151815070#2 should be shot
>>151815070Bix nood mofugga
>>151815070Bo Nix has good Oline
>>151815070>the Aussie broncos fan saved my webm/mp4Awwww cute
>>151815070bone eggs produces entertaining games and that's all that really matters. jameis-esque in that way.
>>151814892>my demonic hellhole is superior to your demonic hellhole
Patty Cuckitini
>>151815070>>151815132>bone icks
>>151815146and there it is
What if both teams could wear their retros at the same game?
>>151815070Is gamer, he's a baller, he's a play maker and a shot caller
>>151815164you get kino like buccaneers @ seahawks
Bo Nix is just Derek Carr 2.0
>>151815175Was Derek Carr ever 7-2?
>>151815181in 2016 after beating the broncos lol
>>151815181Carr started 10-2 in his 3rd season in 2016
colts overpaid and jets will waste those picks
>>151815190
>>151815175Id argue Carr had a much better deep ball than Bo. Bo is really inaccurate deep down field
>>151815190I now want my team to lose out so we can trade down and fleece the Jets out of that haul
>>151815164KINO ALTERNATESPackers Leather Helmet HomageLions all blacksPatriots Pat PatriotChargers dark blueBroncos traditionalSeahawks originalGiants originalDolphins rivalriesDOGSHIT UGLYEagles Kelly GreenSteelers 1933 classicBills rivalriesBucs creamsicle(yes, it's iconic, but ugly)Saints gameday gold
>>151815190Mougey knows ball thoughbeit
>>151815030There's been and actively are plenty of bi and gay players, they're just smart enough to shut the fuck up about it so it doesn't become a huge media distraction and get used against them by detractors and religious nutbirds. A ton of nfl fans and players and coaches are Christians and generally the homophobic ultra conservative kind, which is also why so many players are gay and bi and why they're DL about that shit to begin with. Plus it doesn't help that every openly gay or bi player has been straight fucking garbage. Unless Aaron Rodgers comes out as being in the closet his entire career the day after he gets his gold jacket and bust in Canton, it's going to be a while until dudes in the league are open about being fudge packing catamites. You could make an argument that OBJ did it first - that lil nigga is so zesty you could make a cocktail with him - but the tail end of his career he was straight ass. Cam is pretty blatantly a powerbottom but I'm pretty sure he just likes visiting dominatrixes and getting pegged or fisted by women, much like Brady did with Gisele. Unfortunately the flyover state goycattle being the financial bedrock of the league means you can't be openly gay or bi as a player yet.
>>151815204>Packer leather helmet Holy fuck that shit is hideous
The Raiders already had a gay player, nobody cared
>>151815216If they help win games no one cares if a guy on the team takes it up the ass every now and then
Marino was a well known homosexual in the Miami gay community, but the gay mafia blacked out any media or publicity on it - to help maintain their guy's image during less tolerant timesmy two dads told me this. Go Phins, Go'
>>151815214Respect your elders you goddamn homosexual
>>151815228Yeah so wear actual leather caps then. The design on a real helmet is just ugly as fuck
>>151814962>be Giants>hire McCarthy>stale West Coast screen passes and 4-yard gains on 3rd-and-5HELL no. Giants need to leverage the talented young quarterback they have to attract a top up-and-coming coordinator.Daboll is a great offensive mind, just not a genius.Giants need to avoid taking a step back offensively while finding a coach with a better temperament for the job.Idk who it should be, but they are in a position now where they shouldn't settle for leftovers in the candidate pool.Giants need to search for a Sean McVay type.What they'll do is hire another Pat Shurmur.
>OH MY HECKIN GODDESSES!! DID THE KANSAS CITY QUEEFIES GOOD BOY QUARTERBACK PATTI MUTTHOMO JUST DO A BOOP AND MLEM AND BOOF AND COMPLETE A 7 YARD PASSERINO???!?? OH MY EPA!!! WE'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A MAHOMESIAN EFFORT LIKE THIS!!!!! THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING AND REVOLUTIONARY FOOTBALL WE ARE WATCHING TODAY NON BINARY SPORTS VIEWERS!!! HISTORY *CLAP* IS *CLAP* BEING *CLAP* MADE *CLAP* RIGHT *CLAP* NOW *CLAP*
>>151815255I really fucking hate talking heads who think they know anything about what they're talking about
>>151815255jewlovsky's face got me kekkin'
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
>>151815255Haha what happened to you, dude? I remember a few years ago you used to like Mahomes. Also, I'm disappointed at how much you've drifted away from supporting Flacco and the Ravens. My man Flacco is balling out and you've barely said anything about him.
patty's logs
>>151815280I was posting about Flacco heaps during the Bengals-Steelers gamethread but in general I'm not going to want the Bengals and Flacco to win any games that aren't against teams I hate more like the Steelers or Browns. It's cool to see him play well. I've been posting in most Ravens gamethreads depending on my schedule I just only use a trip occasionally. Ravens can make a miracle run with the schedule and Lamar back but ultimately I still want Harbaugh gone as I've been saying for the last 4 years. I'm half expecting a late season Bengals win over us with him balling that knocks us out of contention
>>151815279I am angry about my development with women. I started with seeing them as objects and horny all the time and not getting any from them. My libido was endless. I would jerk off like 10 times a day and I wanted so many different girls.Then there was this push to see them as people, and I gradually got brainwashed to see them that way and treat them that way. I understand them a lot more now, and this also got me laid after I understood how women work. But it had a horrible tradeoff.Now I'm just not excited by women anymore. They're just smelly apes just like the rest of us. They're not exciting or mysterious. Most pussies stink horribly and sex is a lot of work and effort for very little payoff and I'm disillusioned because sex itself is overrated and isn't any better than masturbation. Most women in general are very stupid and vapid and not fun to be around.So now as a mature man, my libido is just dead. Women are overrated and boring and a waste of time. I was happier when I just saw them as fuck objects. They were happier too, actually. If anything, I just want a rich female partner to build a family with and build a power family/dynasty rather than have any kind of romantic or sex life.
>>151815216They did, but they also weren't great. They were decent. Until there's a great player that is openly a cock smoking faggot guys will just continue to be DL about it for the most part even if anyone with a brain knows there's plenty of gay and bi dudes in the league and has been for a long damn time.
>>151815311Trt immediately. Without it you're just going to become a eunuch. Yes, they really do suck so bad as people that you have to troon out to still want to fuck them.
>>151815313Caleb is pretty obviously gay, and he doesnt try to hide it.Rodgers will come out shortly after retiring.Brady was a big ole homo too.
>>151815320I don't think Brady was a homo and there's no real evidence he was. I fully believe Gisele had her fist or a strap in his ass regularly but that's not gay that's just kinky. Gayleb is gay and pretty decent for a young qb but the jury is still out. The real lynchpin is going to be Rodgers having the balls to come out as a homosexual once he's got a gold jacket. He's so obviously gay it's not even funny it's just sad.
>>151815327Technically, I think Rodgers is bisexual. I do think he likes women. He just doesn't REALLY, REALLY like women. He seems like one of those queers that has like an 75/25 split towards preferring men. If he's not gay in any fashion, I would be pretty surprised.
>>151815319>guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
>>151814642Their new GM knows what they're doing. He's proven to know how to draft, Jets genuinely have a future.
Bills are taking it all this season
>>151815353Losing to Rams in the super bowl
>>151815358The Bills losing another Superbowl would be pretty funny ngl
>>151815327>The real lynchpin is going to be Rodgers having the balls to come out as a homosexual once he's got a gold jacket.Remember the rumors, where there was a group of 4-5 active gay NFL players who were going to come out all together, and it included a superstar?Then they backed out at the last second?It was rodgers, and he would have been lauded if he did it. Its going to mean so much less when hes out of the league and says it.The world is pretty gay friendly now, and the league has pride shit and pretends to be progressive. He really should just rip the bandaid off
>>151815352>Jets genuinely have a future.>Jets genuinely have a future.>Jets genuinely have a future.>Jets genuinely have a future.>Jets genuinely have a future.
>>151815352Not with Woody Johnson owning the team
>>151815255>nice>oh no>oh no>how could you say that>HEIL HITLER
>>151815352>Jets genuinely have a futureI’ve heard this so fucking often and I’m not even a jest fag. Not once has it been true. Perennial offseason champs, always just about to turn the corner
>>151815417>perennial offseason champsnot so fast
So do we think the Bills are making the SB or choking before then? They always look this good in the regular season every single time and they never make it there. I don't even think we'll get a rerun of them getting cucked by Mahomes. I think some other team is going to punk them out of the playoffs. It feels like it will be the Steelers that do it for some reason.
>>151815255Schefty hits the sieg heil while Orlovsky soifaces in astonishment, colorized 2024
>>151815349Trt is literally gender affirming care just for cis dudes. It is by definition trooning out. The default state of being a man is your test levels naturally declining as you age, you're not supposed to be rape-tier horny for longer than your early 30's at the most. But you can be if you go get on trt. And yes I do think about trannies often, I love my fiancee very much.
>>151815375He probably don't want his gayness to be all everyone talks about while he's still playing
>>151815375Still too many braindead christcuck simians that would chimp out about it and stop letting their sons play it and stop buying tickets and watching ads over it, especially right now. Give it another five or six years.
>>151815428The patriots will be hilarious
>>151815435Bingo. Way smarter to wait until he's retired and in the hall to come out. That way he doesn't have to deal with the bullshit and nobody can say he's just in the hall because he's gay. Besides, everyone knows he is, he just doesn't come out and say it. It's a breadcrumb trail of faggotry you have to put together yourself even if it is whole slices of bread at times.
>>151815352>as the number 3 in the AFC.
Players with most missed tackles so far this year.
>>151815520
Reminder
Gm
>>151815520I’ll never understand how college and NFL football teams allow defenders that just.... miss... tackles. I feel like there has to be pools of defenders in the USA that won’t miss simple tackles.
How many today?
>>151815529Postseason Sam:
Imagine if you will, the 7-2 Broncos lose to the shit ass fucking Raiders on TNF in front of everyone
Ngl if I was a defender Id sack QBs, tackle opponents and intercept passes. Quite simple really.
>>151815545not a big enough sample size
>>151815520>Henry To'oTo'o>Frankie LuvuCome on now...
>>151815529>5-4>Super Bowl Bubblelol
>>151815546Raiders offense finally looked good with Bowers back, I honestly think they have a chance.
>>151815529Being 5-4 is not really a great sign to make the Superbowl
>>151815568not with that nigger at qb
And there it is
Do Hufanga and Dart know each other or is Hufanga just kind of gay and wanted to cop a feel?
>>151815580>>151815555
>>151815601Why is KC even there? There's a good chance they might not even make the playoffs at this point
>>151815603you don't know ball
>>151815603Their offense has been clicking these past two games. They're back to their old form.
>>151815603absolutely mindbroken
>>151815609KC is 3rd in their division, if I don't know ball then I guess I don't write the scripts. The Chiefs fucking suck
Funnily enough, Patriots are the only good guys in the AFC
>>151815614>KC is 3rd in their division, if I don't know ballYou don't, because everybody that does knows the Chargers are dead.It's on the board the Chiefs don't win their division, but they're not missing the playoffs.
>>151815611Kek no way the Coofs get past the Texans defense
>>151815618Sure but I'm still mad about the Patriots owning the league most of my life
>>151815618Well yeah, this is the first likable Pats team since 2001.t. Pats fan
>>151815611>Chiefs>beating the ColtsMahomes can't even beat the Colts when they're dogshit. They're the one team in the NFL he has a losing record against. You must be an absolute retard if you think the Chiefs are going to lose to the Broncos after a bye.They''ll trade with the Broncos, but they're winning the one after the bye. L to Indy. Swept by Chargers. W's on the rest. So better hope 10-7 is good enough for the playoffs.
>>151815628the Colts are fraudsDaniel Jones is a joke
>>151815621Coofs fags scared to be owned again and again and again like things should be
>>151815627>he didn't enjoy the Cam Newton yearFake fan. We all know that year was kino. I can understand hating the Mac Jones years, though. McCorkle was genuinely such a disgrace and an embarrassment. He's responsible for one of the worst moments in Patriots history. Actually, two if you count that horrible picture of his face cringing in pain from an ankle sprain while wearing >our helmet.
>>151815631So are the Chiefs. What's your point? The Colts are not frauds. Daniel Jones is suspect, but the rest of the team is great. We both know the Chiefs are losing to the Colts this year. Again.
>>151815640The Chiefs can't be fraudulent when it's clear that they fucking suck
>>151815635where is the cock
Guess we're back to the 2010's
>>151815644They can be when everyone keeps overrating them and pretending they're just as good as they were in previous years. Just look at those ridiculous Vegas odds for a 5-4 team lmfao.
>>151815646Ask Brittany Mahomes
>>151815651There's a reason why Tay hasn't been going to Chiefs games lately
>>151815637bro I enjoyed all of themI even enjoyed the 13-3 owl because of how awesome the D was, like Devin blowing his own coverage to make an ultimate Frisbee block in the end zone.But to the masses this is the first likable year.
>>151815637It was fun watching Von Miller cause Cam Newton lifelong trauma though
>>151815657I know booboo, I'm just giving you shit and I wanted to reminisce about that Cam year because it was pretty fun. I remember it actually felt relieving to not be stressed out and nervous about the postseason for the first time in forever. But now it's been enough years and I'm looking forward to Maye putting us in the mix again.
>55 million big ones
>>151815729Turns out the Parsons trade was in fact worthless
>>151815583Just let bros share a hug from time to time bro
>>151815646Safely sheathed of course
>>151815770Well even if it didn’t necessarily put the Packers’ D over the top least it completely gutted the cowboys defense
good morning,my team sucksgoodbye
>>151815964Omg same bruv
you have to accept at this point that bo nix has the clutch gene
>>151815964Good morning, my team is the best but everybody says they suck
Mornin fags, still haven't adjusted to DST. I feel confident that Beane knows what he is doing. Obviously the practice squad players are better than anyone they could have traded for. Losing to the chiefs and not going to the super bowl is now a buffalo tradition that we don't want to end while Josh Allen is in his prime.
>>151814962>McCarthyI rather take Brian Kelly instead.
not sure if based or cringe
>>151816237
>>151816237>hey aunt and uncle. can i have some of your son's ashes so i can dump it in front of AT&T stadium?i really wonder how that conversation went
I remember retards on tv and online ranking Justin Fields ahead of Jalen Hurts in QB power rankings as early as two years ago and now his hopes of a career as a starting QB in the NFL are effectively dead
>>151816256>i really wonder how that conversation wentNo clue. I don't speak Spanish.
This board is so scared of the Chiefs
