BEASTgoy edition
>>151816110Obviously this is the one
this is it
This one
Connie Cuckitini
The meng dynasty
Can't stand ariel helwani
Gooby won
Kek just found out artem is suing for 6 million but then again of course he is
>>151816180Please don’t mention that number. It’s very triggering for Clozapig as his family were exterminated in the shoah
Fireworks
next weekend get keen!!!!!!!!!!!! none of these fights will be thrown I swear :3 thank you lord dana *slurps cum*
Biggest event in MMA history is being held in SLOVENIA this month and im unironically fighting on the card btw
>>151816226Far better than the last card
>>151816218The larger finnsensus is a pogrom escapee from the east many such cases
Just sliced the fuck out of my finger trying to cut some bread this morning for toast.
>>151816253Sup tito
I'm fucking retarded!
https://youtu.be/mRrb0HlgMqwnew gurukino
>>151816260Tom Aspinall Jr......
>>151816158He cooked Khabib there.
>>151816158Covid is good. So many piggies squealed their last breath. That's why we'll always respect Andrew Cuomo.
British Empire is good and millions of third worlders are evil?
>>151816507>https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26352378Explain
>>151816499Combat sports?
>>151816507WE WON IN LONDON WE WON IN MANCHESTER WE WON IN SOUTHPORT10 DOWNING BELONGS TO THE KHILAFA!TAKBIR!!!
>>151816523Sucking off BBC daddies is a combat sport
>>151816523Austin Metcalf was a tight end that became a wide receiver sadly.
Empire good Indians evil?
...salsa boy?
New York has been added to the caliphate
Starmdaddy will lock your bacon bussies in a pen and make you squeal for Muzdaddies.
Me when I call counter terrorism forces on spammy.
Will Dana invite Mamdaddy to watch Slamdaddy ummayad oink a piglet at MSG?
>>151816534Odd comparison since best korea stalin and mao did it to their own people the bongs managed to go to someone else's house and clear out the fridge leaving death and starvation it is actually quite impressive
Starmdaddy torments this po po piggy's life...
>starmdaddy
im fucking sick of this talk, do you tards hear yourselves sometimes
Im schaubbin on sunshine whoah oh
>>151816611I hear my cheeks gettin' clapped by a nigga...
HEEEEEEMMMMM
>>151816637Fuck yeah.
>>151816637Super necessary
>>151816637that cracker cheated
>>151816637He actually suckled on his BBC and came in that 1 sec off view of the camera before he took him down
>>151816637niggas do be neglecting they bottom guard game
>>151816637First guy was pretty pellow fisted
>>151816689Factual post.
It's been a week since the last update is tom cleared to do the rematch or is he retiring
>>151816712I thought Toms eye poke was legit but now I'm having doubts after seeing where's waldo's eye....
>>151816712Retiring. All Tom's fans have been saying Gane has mastered the eye poke, it's damage goes beyond what modern medicine can diagnose.
>>151816712Transitioning I fear.
>The 45-year-old male victim reported that Penn punched and kicked him multiple times before the victim was able to leave the area and contact police. Sounds like a W
>>151816760When is he running for office?
BJ Penn is actually doing really well for somebody who's entire family has been kidnapped and cloned by the State of Hawaii in an effort to steal his fortune.
What are you doing in Thailand?
>>151816733Boring
>"PUT HIM ANKALAEV">*dies*what did brazzas mean by this?
>>151816760CTE is actually very similar to schizophrenia in that it's not a disease and it's very powerful.
>>151816785Living my absolute best life.
>>151816796Why isn’t schizophrenia a disease?
>>151816795AGPoatan ducked the trilogy
>>151816818treading on thin ice here bro
Good luck proving the betting
The UFC deep state tried to silence BJ after he uncovered the Herzog backed betting scandal. They stole his mum and replaced her with a dumpy Polynesian clone. Enough to blind any man! But not our Baby Jay Penn. Ohana means family!
>>151816828no need to prove anything, just need to destroy the viewing experience further
>>151816785Living like a neet king.
Ice cream cone :|Ice cream cone Japan :O
>>151816847That's an oxymoron. It might be cheap out there but not free. What are you getting up to? Wish I was in SEA. Haven't been for half a year
BJ decalcified his pineal gland and opened his third eye, they're trying to subliminally blind it with eye pokes and drop breadcrumbs that the game is fixed
>>151816864Yeah the head strikes broke free the calcified third eye boogers
The lion does not concern himself with the moderator constantly making up reasons to ban him.
16 million was placed on the Dulgarian fight at Hard Rock alone. Are these people retarded?
>>151816872You shaved ya steatorrheussy so the schnauzer schlong slips in easier
>>151816876Yeah for letting the bet leak
>>151816876I mean, who isn't retarded at this day and age is the real question, b.
>>151816876Probably a distraction or fall guy to protect the real fight fixing going on from the UFC execs (Jews) and sports books (Jews)
>>151816857I feel more free than I was in the US. Really, as long as you don't act like an attention seeking nigger or partake in illegal shit its really free out here.And I've been enjoying festivals, watching live MT events, learning the language, pursuing hobbies, working out more than ever, eating good food, helping the local animals as much as I can. Soon I will start training MT.Boy do I miss being a corpo wagie in America having the days bleed into eachother and being living life on a hamster wheel, I tell ya!
>>151816934Stop with your dumb conspiracies, go back to Facebook
>>151816934
The UFC has a strong integrity. This betting allegation may not even be true, and if it is, it’s an isolated incident.
>>151816934Chosen daddies got ya boiminge moist huh
>>151816934Let's go for that>>151816945Nah fuck that
>>151816941I obviously meant that it's not free in monetary terms you fool. Doesn't sound like you're a neet. You should go and set all the Elephants free. Show us your apartment
>>151816953No I'm just pointing out- wait why the hell do you talk like a gay faggot?
>>151816962I’m a raped AGPiglet. Sexy Aridaddies make my boiminge extra moist for Bantu BBC
>>151816876>Are criminals retardedYes. >>151816960Gotcha, yeah it costs money but its much cheaper than my previous situation. The visa was expensive AF though.And no Lmao. Its no BKK skyrise apt but its not a dump either. Very modest.
>>151816971I just wanna let you know that I love you and I'm thinking about you spammy. And I'm supporting you all the way and Im always going to love and support you.
Your personal lives are of no interest to me. Discuss heems and heeming culture.
>>151816992Don't be shy, show us hehe.I'm genuinely happy for you, you've done something instead of just winding about your life. How long have you been there. Best experience so far?
If you think Ari Emmanuel would be involved in rigging fights you're objectively an anti-semite.
>>151817000Nah fuck that!
>>151817006Let's go for that.
>>151817000Im thinking josh "The incredible hok" hokit. You?
https://youtu.be/pT7mwpEt45g?si=syPco2gD9suYDOGG
>>151817000Are you the English saddo on VPN? Do something with your sorry self and it won't be so painful to hear about the lives of other.K?
It's all good tho!
Pork deli Pigalena’s abeed blood will be spilled before the Mamdaddy caliphate
>>151817034I've got Islam by round 1 submission wbu?
Really good odds on Islam for this fight right now. I have no idea what the odds are, but since he is absolutely going to win (and easily) that seems like a pretty keen wager methinks.
The Javiercord said Islam has staph and is on all kinds of antibiotics. Hell be half dead in there man. Bet the house on jdm
>>151817041>>151817043I heard it bowltfh ways
>>151817041The good odds on Islam are gone
>>151817049-240 is still pretty good considering there is a 110% chance Islam wins with a 10% margin of error.
>>151817004Nah, especially with Spammy and his discord here. They will do something like Photoshop dildos on my counters and respost the pic every time I post forever. Maybe if /heem/ wasnt full of sharty psychos I would.I've been out here for about 6 months now. So far my favorite experience has been spending a week in Phuket. Did an island snorkeling tour, and watched some rigged MT events
Can't believe LostSoulMMA is still picking JDM, usually that ugly retard is pretty clued about this shit.
>>151817067You learn to love spammy over time b, nobody in my entire life has ever been this consistent and dependable for so long. Spammy is my rock.
>>151817076I'm not new, and I've always hated Spammy. If he wasn't a cuck/scat spammer I would be endeared. But I just can't condone that shit
>>151817067Kek sounds like this place
Who's your Hawaiian GOAT?
>>151817094Max Holloway.
>>151817084What one hates most about spammy is a reflection of that which we hate most about ourselves. Until you learn to turn your monitor off and love what you see you'll never be able to turn your monitor on and love what you see either.
>>151817094The one and only
>>151817060Did you even watch JDM vs belal ? Also that split against mighty holland is a good win
Monitor monitor on the wall, who is the ugliest retard of them all?
>>151817094The Over the rainbow dude
>oh aljo...
>>151817111I used to think his nickname was "The Boston Salmon" and thought it was a cheeky racist joke. Was genuinely shocked to learn that was his real name
I watch every single one of Ariels youtube videos and there is nothing you fags can do about it
Ive just took a big fat monitor on we dont oir posts here
>>151817114Yeah, I predicted Belal to put hands on JDM for the entire fight and possibly finish him by TKO sometime rounds 4/5. Doesn't change the fact that Islam could use JDM as a condom while ass fucking the rest of welterweight.
>>151817114MMA Joey had it 48-47 for Laldaddy.
Islam might be over rated and under sized for 170 but JDM is /LITERALLY/ a contender series bum with no grappling.
>(flushing noises)
>>151817133Islam will probably look slow as shit and get outboxed and outscrambled i fear
>>151817133JDM is going to fraud check Islam so hard people will think him vs BSD is competitive, but will question Islam's chin
>>151817152He’s got the AIDS?
>>151817152Should Obique Kicks be banned?
>>151817168Absolutely not.
Shavkat vs Usman oblique kicks only fight
>>151817036Celltech+creatine is dangerous
Craig fucking jones man ! He decrypted the brażza style
>>151817158>>151817159Couple of true chucklefuck retards right here, good lord!
>>151817167Got pozzed by Ian Garry I'm afraid
Just how good is Ian Garry anyway? Like unironically?
It’s happening again
>>151817189picrel>>151817174disagree, we should ban them to ensure fighter longevity, but we should also legalise something else to promote heems
>>151817196JDM is und'arçable i fear
>>151817203>causes the Fighting Nerds implosion >flushes Shavkat and Neal >somehow makes Buckley disappear >banishes D-Rod,Magny and MVP into Gatekeeper hell He's probably the GOAT
>>151817203He could be Champion before we know it. He is really, really fucking good. He can strike with MVP/Prates and wrestle with Shavkat.
>>151817094Pizza Hut makes the best ones.
>>151817219>>151817225
>>151817225Go out now and take a picture of a Thai girls Bum and bring back the goods
****
Its a testament to UFC marketing and psyops that people actually think Islam has a chance against JDM
>>151817248Literally who is that manhandling Jack?
>>151817245No sir, I am a good farang. I don't creep on anyone. There are some nice asses out here though. Thai girls are surprisingly well endowed. Lots have legit fat mommy milkers and fat asses. Some look like a cross between an Asian and a Latina.
>>151817248This was before he learned how to grapple with Craig Jones, thoughever
Today I remind them.
>>151817283You’re meant to post the version that cuts before Islam sits up. In this one everyone can see it’s an early stoppage TKO not a real heem. Please delete
Bro look at this one fight where he lost an exchange 33.5 years ago
>Bro look at this one fight where he lost an exchange 33.5 years agoI do this
>>151817262You are pathetic
>>151817316Crazy coming from the sex pest loser begging for ass pics on an MMA shitpost general
>>151817290That was a traumatic brain response. >>151817316Sorry b, I live here I can't be the weird American dude taking creepshots of girls. Why don't you save up $3K and take a month out here yourself and see what the hype is all about?
>that time some drunk heemed BJ Penn because he convinced him to take a dive for cash
>>151817329
>>151817341why are they in the matrix?
>>151817341I can’t believe that BJ was the one attempting to de-escalate the situation. He won the rematch, btw.
Unranked Welterweight, Islam Makachev
>>151817129Wouldn't surprise me, considering ireland now...
Is it safe to say Volk took Islam to deep waters?
>>151817421It’s safe to say sexy Slamdaddy’s schlong sloshed around in the deep wet Volkabussy
>>151817430
BANGER ALERT! NO SHABBOSGOYIM ALLOWED!
>>151817437Sexy daddy! SEXY DADDY!!!!!
>>151817430Excellent post.
Gabriel Bonfim vs Randy Brown? Let's break it down
>>151817437
>>151817329You're back?
>>151817346What are you making that face for. Keep quiet
Jon Jones got BRICKED after a tussle with Hasbulla unfortunately
Difference between Jon and the brazzas is they know when to stop filming
>>1518174372bh if I were the goat I would turn up the zest and act gay as hell, while being completely straight in practice and faithful to my ugly wife.
My monitor is on.
Worst title performance in MMA history. KWABOTY.
>KWABOTY still du piggy I’m afraid
>>151817769This was a fixed DEI fight sadly.
>>151817769what about Aldo McGregor?
>>151817783>fixed fightYes, most Dagetranny fights are worksGambling is HARAM btw
>>151817769>Nooo you can't just rush me down and heem me, you are supposed to go pitter patter with me and let me warm up-ACK
Ari threatened to nuke Gaza if honourable Ank didn’t accept the glove tap DEI TKO
>>151817789Aldo was actually knocked out coldAnkalaev ate a glancing shot and decided he isn't a fighter
>>151817801>ate a glancing shot and decided he isn't a fighterBut enough about Tomala
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>151817769clearly a fixed fight
>>151817806u arabic g
>>151817818Abu Salkilld represents Pakistan.
>>151817797this reminds me of that female fighter that ditched her fighter boyfriend after she saw him in a position like that. don't let yourself look weak or vulnerable, fellas.
>>151817823as do you
>>151817769Ank has a chin tho when alex throws that overhand he kos people stiff
>>151817831Mamdaddy won.Dirty Diaper Donald will have to buck his necrosing boiminge for Jewdaddies again I'm afraid.
that chin tho
>>151817818>kills a man>celebratesthis is why whites must be bred out of existence.
>>151817864
>>151817864Gon be a bad BAD decade for piggies...
>>151816158Lmao say what you will about McGregor, I personally hate the cunt for loving kikes and shitsrael, but he was spittin' here
>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice>gets his shit pushed in in the fight>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit>robs Gane of the belt>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged>decides to continue to fight>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made cowardThere has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions
>>151817913Excellent and factual post.
Porkedmala orbspinall sadly
Kamala Harris has won a presidential election.Tom Aspinall has never won an undisputed UFC title fight.
