>Lap:#8200>Countdown to Buhrahseewuh GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151802892>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:20>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:210>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:221 (220 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:NOR: 357 (+25)PIA: 356 (+10)VER: 321 (+15)RUS: 258 (+6)LEC: 210 (+18)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 713 (+35)Ferrari: 356 (+22)Mercedes: 355 (+14)Red Bull RBPT: 346 (+15)Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 1213.12 (+78.92)NOR: 1176.63 (+23.04)TSU: 1121.10 (+63.24)>News:Charles Leclerc engaged to long-time girlfriend Alexandra Saint MleuxCharles has impregnated her as well, I thinkAnyway, congrats on the sex, Charles!Yuki Tsunoda, who landed in Brazil, got lost at the airport because no one came to pick him up!Mekies: Current development won't harm Red Bull's 2026 chancesFormer F1 driver for Ferrari and McLaren Andrea de Adamich diedScuderia Ferrari will once again use Push-Rod suspension on the rear axleGabriel Lourenzo "Gabi" Bortoleto Oliveira will become the first Brazilian since Felipe Massa to drive in his home Grand Prix this weekPourchaire on his single-seater career and endurance future
>>151818430
evening lads
there is no indication that lechuck sperms have infiltrated the womb of the alexandra stmleux
>>151818449it's more about the hot sex he had, has, and will have
>>151818449how ferrari has fallen...
>>151818449As a famous internet pervert, I too am waiting for evidence.
charles impregnated max
charles impregnated a mulata from Rio before going to interlagos
>>151818430>>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:20based
Looks safe
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>151818579*adjusts glasses*The structural integrity has been compromised
>>151818579Up to code?
>Gabriel Lourenzo Bortoleto Oliveira>ɡabɾiˈɛw lo(w)ˈɾẽsu boʁtoˈletu oliˈve(j)ɾɐgabrEEw lowRREHsoo borrtoLEtoo oliVEJrre
>>151818579FIA Grade 1 btw
>>151818543thanks juhani
>>151818579don't worry, right as we speak the rain is filling all those cracks with firm water, and it should be fine until the weekend
>>151818579I was so buy looking at they erosion at first I didnt even notice it was being held up by 2x8s
>>151818640anything can be grade 1 if you pay the FIA enough money
>>151818579The peasants deserve less
>>151818579you get to play hardcore Jenga
>>151818579wouldn't happen with a sovlfvl grass bank or terraceGrand Prix is roughly 100 minutes you can easily stand for that
>>151818579It's not like tribunes in Brazil would ever fell on fans
>>151818579Where is this and why didn't they plant grass to avoid this?
>>151818668Being held up is quite a generous statement
Imagine if Chuck hooked up with Viccy V instead. With her breeding proclivities, they'd have spawned like 5 future ubermensch pilots by now.
>>151818707>le grass embankment meme
>>151818579this can easily be solved by filling this space with (brazilian version of wallmart)
>>151818722but with her draining his life force out through the end of his penis he would be so slow and, at best, racing for harse now
>>151818772Incorrect. Max became even faster after producing a child of his own.
>>151818579>fixedyep, that will do
>>151818430wholesome
>>151818809amx is built differently, he has unique racist blood that is resistant to the succubi child spawning spells that affect other pilotis
>>151818840Fixed.
the coffee merchant is now a tequila merchant
>>151818881Incredibly basedF1 main sponsor livery when?
>>151818881ChatGPT wrote that post
>>151818920Worse, a leaf
>>151818944Nah, he's a lazy trust fund baby
Good on you lads for letting foids infiltrate your sport
>>151818981Is that achievable natty?
Watch as these faggots use this bullshit and the imminent tragedy that will occur on race day as an excuse to move the GP to a soulless street circuit somewhere in bumfuck Rio de Janeiro.
>>151819036nah, they will do like indycar did and do a street race in sao paulo
>>151818579And just like that interlagos is out of f1 calendar
>>151819036just give every spectator a Halo, and they will be fine
>>151819036This is electric shower heater brazil tier
>>151819062about time.
>>151819000Not from a jedi
you're all being dramatic fucken women those stands can be fixed easily. jack up the stand (carefully), repack the earth, reposition the blocks and relower it back on the stands. it will be find no collapse and macacos will be harmed
>>151819124Or we could just nuke Brazil
>>151819124Only a woman would fix it. It is perfectly safe as it is. The beams spread the load so you dont actually need bracing or something.
>>151819075>driven by wordsis carbabby one of them?
>>151819124Good idea but let's not. Instead we should cut down the rainforest.
>>151819124Brother, in what world do you think it's fine not to anchor stands down?
>>151819075Voice control car?
>>151819075driven by words: "Please let Lando pass."
>>151819124>jack up the stand (carefully)who's the woman now
>>151819075Pure sexo. I'm not a fan of the current livery. It's boring.
>>151819075Golf Atlantis Williamsracing
>>151819075I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Words can kill.
>>151819075Alright, here you go:>Driven is a 2001 American sports action film directed by Renny Harlin and starring Sylvester Stallone, who also wrote and produced.>The film centers on a young racing driver's effort to win the CART FedEx Championship Series auto racing championship. Prior to production, Stallone was seen at many Formula One races, but he was unable to procure enough information about the category due to the secrecy with which teams protect their cars, so he decided to base the film on the Championship Auto Racing Teams (CART) racing series.>Released on April 27, 2001, Driven received generally negative reviews from critics, and was a commercial failure. Stallone includes "Driven" in his list of movies he has regretted making.
>>151819277true
>>151818881>22%legally can that be tequila?
>>151819206the more weight you put on it the less it movesit's like downforce
>>151818430>>151818940Big diamonds look retarded.I have never seen a good-looking ring with such a diamond
>>151819398It's not for when the people are seated, but when leaving and arriving en masse, putting a lot of sideways forces on the foundation.
>>151819231I'd like to have some gay time with her
Jensen butthole
>>151819231the amount of new content every week is insane really. only a matter of time before she starts doing nudes and then porn>ynr sophia flörsch used to be a racing car driver
@alo_oficial
Faster cars. Thoights?
>>151819425perhaps add a shark fin to help with yaw stability
>>151819497too dangerous
>>151819497
>>151819497my thoughts are >>151819477
Bubens
>>151819497Bring back V10s?
>>151819526do you think they had sex?
>>151819541Franco is not a home of sexuals.
>>151819036Lol
>>151819541colapinto looks like he still has bad puberty smell
>>151819526is boobens still on the table?
alobros... i dont like the news that are coming out about aston... i dont think we will have total alo domination for the next 5 seasonsi might aswell quit this "sport" now
>>151819526boobens did the good thing and got francolapi on the tengas too
>>151819526>Imola 94' flashback
>>151819599he is
>>151818430Damn, it’s nice to see a young f1 driver not marry a gold digger that looks like his mother that also happens to have a daughter already
he's flying........
/f1/ chads I'm kind of a newbie at this sport, I started watching because I want to put my hands down a girl's pants if you know what I mean. So do you think he can do it?
>>151818430imagine the impeccable roman babies they are going to produce.
>>151819642This feels targeted, but I can't tell for sure
honestly i dont think that max could have done any worsenothing comes to mind that is a downgrade over what he hasyeah, name, well, a girl exactly like that but that isnt family to an important guy
How often do you think they have sex?
>>151819536why do globohomos love v10s so much
>>151819885Once a fortnight, but its really really good.
>>151819858Stop being poor
>>151819921nice advisebut what does it mean? in context
nice to know that jewtewb's 'don't recommend videos from this channel' does NOT work on amelia dimoldenberg videosjust like it didn't on wtf1 videos
>>151819940You say that nothing Max chooses is a downgrade over what he hasI say there's not much to upgrade
>>151819905do you think they ride around with faggy electric cars and hybrids and shit? of course not
>>151819303fun fact 1: Stallone originally wanted Driven to be an F1 movie, and visited a couple of F1 races in the late 90's for that purpose. but Bernie wasn't OK with it, and wouldn't give him permission to make it about F1.fun fact 2: I haven't seen the F1 movie yet, but when the storyline was announced, it immediately made me think of Driven.
>>151820005a regular dutch cute girl from good family without a previous kid that doesnt create interfamiliar tension would be much better
>>151818430how soon before alexandra impregnates charles' twink bussy?
>>151819885better question is - how many times has leo accidentally seen it?
>(Pure Sound)
>>151820058I don't think Leo has ever seen her
>>151818449Was it leo's cum or?
I'm going to make a racing movie called "Parked"
>>151820107what about
>>151820090it was a trick post, I know what he really meant
>>151819858Kelly is a great choice to make the next generation greatest racist, he could have gone for Sophia or Carrie but they don't quite have the talent that Nelson had. Only Gina Schumacher would have been better
>>151820133>the next generation greatest racistLily is a woman though. And I don't think Max will want more kids. It's over, I'm afraid.
>>151820113A white karter loser who was the best in his generation but never got sponsorship because of a rich mixed race kid from the slums of stevenage who instead got all the promotion despite having lesser ability.
Bonfire night used to be cold...
>>151819683YesNoMaybeI don't know
>>151820058Every time they have a jar of peanut butter that isn't empty.
>>151820155The he's going to have to raise her to beat Chuck's daughter in f1a
>>151819724Nah man I didn’t try to imply absolutely anything at all
do u think toto has anally gaped george?
>>151820155Ojs and Viccy have a lot of kids so there's a chance
>>151820255Isn't that illegal
>>151820157Are you going to keep the part were the stevanage hoodlum wins 7 WDC's?
>>151820246I don't think about any butthole but my own.
>>151820246yes I firmly believe that to be true, real and factual thing that happened in real life
>>151820375How often do you think about your butthole?
>>151820476When doing my dooty and when showering, so about twice a day. I think about Max more often than that.
>>151818430REMINDERNothing ever happensWe are reaching the DEAD END routeHorner should be fired earlierYou shouldnt obey to what Rin saysNorris will win WDC and we all gonna die
>>151819179>>151819235That's Williams not McLaren.
>>151819673Who?
>>151821000tru tru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gerjec5EhmA
acoustic guitar hurts you if you dont have any calluses
autistic guitar hurts aswell
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>151819036those foot planks are floating lol
love hurts you if you dont have any calluses
>>151820049Dutch women are basically men. Dutch men take on the female role and they get pegged by the women.
>>151821390They've upgraded to Bluetooth.>>1518213089-8 and 5-3 as we've discussed saar.And shamilton had done several thousand km in an f1 car prior to his rookie season.
AHHHHHH FUCKhttps://youtu.be/z2vhjURMNSU
>>151821478Yugi and Gasley back in the day
>>151821444i wouldnt know, i havent had sex with a (dutch) women
>>151821456>I got a red card so the game doesn't countmedshitter logic truly knows no bounds
>globohomos cheating is ok because the driver with my skin color won>>151821498thanks, i hated it
I have a feeling that this is the weekend that will determine the wdc
>>151821513kwablonso and kwabmilt*n are the same color, though
>>151821519Why is that lady out of focus and in the dark?Is this photo taken from a horror film or game and she's just jumped out of the darkness to scare thr protagonist?
>>151821519there are only 4 races leftabout that, i was mistaken, oscar didnt win the championship with 2 races to go, stupid chink
>>151818449Every single F1 whore is 100% on the pill aside from hulkenberg's wife so you can bet all of them have sperm inside them
>>151821523>the saar is literally colour blindExplains a lot>>151821532Max's arent
>>151819885This is his ex, btw.
>>151821540the question was "How often do you think they have sex?" not "is this his ex?"
>>151821551People don’t have sex with their exes.
tomorrow media day and this is a graveyard>>151821574i wouldnt know, i dont have any ex to try this theory on
>>151821527It's a mystery, like McLaren's speed
>>151821574That's categorically false
/f1/ be like
There should be at least one snow race
>>151821588I gotchu senpaihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHGHIzLKhTs
>>151819526boobens
>>151821643I CAN STILL SAVE THAT PIECE OF MEAT
Cunny means cute and funny
WERE BACK its OverWERE BACKIts over...WERE BACKIts over....
>>151821588The black guys should really put shirts on
>>151821660wow, i didnt know this
kani means crab
>>151821677Do you know pablogz205 from galicia?
>>151821655no you can't that's like medium
>steak niggas when you don't just slice the meat directly off the cow and start chewing.
>>151821687no
>>151819231I hope she makes a follow up video of her sitting and crushing it
/biz/ idea: knight races
i have a hunch that charles and alexandra are into scat
>>151821200Stop being a pussy
>>151821791Okay but you have that hunch about every driver.The only ones where its reasonable to believe that's the case are Proudy's gf, and Lando's gf due to their prior occupation as Arab toilets
>>151821791alexandra is, leclerc thinks it is chocolate
>>151821813>Lando's gfno such thing
do you think they have a written contract or just by word? or part on paper part in words
>>151821856My apologies, Lando's beard.
Looks like he has finally cracked ladshttps://youtu.be/bwo7It7G600?si=P9m7evrVUl7FxURB
pedo patch pilgrimage complete
are juju
Hi, I'm the biggest car merchant in f1, my name is ______
>>151822010mercedes
>>151821948THE WALL
>>151821910
>>151822047to be fair what is alleged to have happened is baby oil and sexual assault filled orgiesnot speedophilia
>>151821308Facts that your average /f1/ mind cannot comprehend
>>151822088he also has nonce allegations, sybau>>151822134So he admits they're cheating (we already knew).
why is he in a cemetery?
>>151822182Isn't this the same bitch from yesterday?>why is he in a cemetery?Hebephile pilgrimage
>>151822099i love cats
>>151822182visiting the grave of your chances of having sex
>>151822182Is that his girlfriend? Couldn’t have chosen a more normal looking girl
>>151822211They based
>>151822218Nah, this is her.
Is it even possible for an F1 driver to avoid Sennaslurping? Like, spend the weekend as usual without participating in all those gay rituals or making social media posts?
>>151822241Damn, she looks inbred as fuck. Bad taste in women overall
>>151822010Jenson Button
>>151822253At this point, fuck no.Kimi was born literally 12 goddamn years after Senna was already in a box and he's still doing this retarded shit.Dickriding some nonce elevated to the status of a literal god despite none of them having even been alive to watch him race.Shit, Kimi's so young he probably didn't even watch Bruno Senna race.
I could really go for a police chase right now
>>151822294the highway is right therebe the change you want to see
>>151822208Paddock bunnies, man...
>>151822286It especially feels off now that USAIDS has been shut down because there's no longer a curated narrative or contextual scaffolding to make this seem rational.
>>151822253only if we bring back Clarkslurping or Villeneuveslurping
>>151822340step1step 2
>>151822134What did he mean by that
>>151819502just have the FIA do stand deflection tests, they'd never ignore an unacceptable result now would they
gimi
Gimi
>>151822522this has been checked, its true. also checked>>151822562this has been debunked>no dubsand cant be rebunked
>>151822522gimi
>>151822522Whoa sweet gimi
>>151822562You know it's not so long ago you used to wait in the garage. And as far as I'm concerned you should STILL BE THERE
im back from getting gaped by posting brasillio nexto... ;-;how did they.. do this to me.. they... violated me..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWCx5q-4ods
Mr. Norris; your opening statement.
>>151818579>last lap shootout in the wet sprint race after a safety car>stroll meanders to the back of gasly's alpine at terminal velocity and a tyre is set free high into the air>directly impacts a crucial support of the stand(s)>it all comes falling downK-Kino...
It's gonna make le mans 55 look like a joke
November races are comfy at least
