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Who will sand a quarter of the back door to my brown shed?
What the actual fuck.>Jacoby Brissett has been suspended for 2 games following a physical altercation that occurred in the locker room between him and teammate Kyler Murray, more details to follow @RapSheethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzwWQBUSpgY
Now that dust has settled, why did Jerruh trade the Cowboys pick over the Packers pick
Patriots will beat the Buccaneers and lock their victory over the AFC East
>>151818586Huh?
>>151818591Fuck off
Will he win another Owl in his career?
>>151818591KEK if only
>>151818591
>>151818577I see the light berdbro
>>151818595Because he's a terrible GM and got fleeced. He's never been good at 95% of his job, the only thing he's good at is getting attention.
>>151818601No the owl is going through the NFCW this year
>>151818601Yes.
stop saying nfc west is nfc bestthey’re all paper tigers
What will Kyler's next destination be?
>>151818625Every team with a winning record is a paper tiger
>>151818577>berd edition >digitsGREAT thread
>>151818633Jets
>>151818633Either OpTic Texas or Minnesota Rokkr
I think the berds and jags will go far.
Retros TNF
>>151818642>get rid of Justin Fields for Justin Fields 1.5Most Jets move imaginable, I can see it happening
>>151818673They need high draft picks for a multi year long reset.
>>151818625Who isn't a paper tiger then
>>151818660Just make them the normal uniforms at this point
>>151818633Steelers
>>151818693The New England Patriots
>Denver has the lowest strength of victory among AFC playoff teamsmeme stat?
Lions trajectory was hiring a former player as head coach to tank command and build it into an excellent teamPatriots trajectory was hiring a former player as head coach to tank command then fire him and get someone who's actually goodWhich path are the Jets taking?
>>151818706>what is strength of recordLmao
>>151818730you can only suck the cocks put in front of you
>>151818734>Which path are the Jets taking?The never-ending runway
>>151818741When they beat the Bills again in the playoffs let me knowwwwwwww
Everyone is talking about what frauds the Patriots are but their strength of victory isn't that unusual
>>151818734Glenn stinks but any high potential coaching candidate is avoiding the team like the plague, so he is the best they can get
>>151818767Lol the AFC is fucking dogshit
Lions season is fucked, they totally dropped the ball hiring John Morton as OC instead of Tanner Engstrand.The guy doesn't know the players, doesn't know the plays, doesn't know the Lions playing style and all his plays are and predictable. He's wasting the talent on the team.
>>151818601>I want a picture of a random man on my wallBit odd
>>151818790The league is fucking dogshit
>>151818584>Assmad at AI not picking his teamKek
>>151818767my steelies beat the top two teams :)
>>151818695They can't because they just changed the uniform. It's like a 5 year period before you can change your defaults. The Bengals helped with getting more alts for games though
>>151818741A meme stat because a team with a good record is actually bad because they beat bad teams but if a team were to beat them that would mean the other team is good because they beat a bad team that beat other bad teams.
>>151818867It’s the same argument as the babby argument. It ends with no one being good.
Asante Samuel Jr update
>>151818577>Objection>what is a cardinal direction?
>>151818730But they have wizards who make them win in the 4th quarter. MAG vs STR
>>151818745Fuck off>>151818790Fuck you >>151818838Oh fuck off
>>151818879I'm inclined to believe there are no good teams but beating bad teams doesn't mean you're a bad team. It makes more sense when look at games individually and can say a certain team doesn't beat teams with a winning record but just saying they're not good because their opponent have a combined win percent of .417 or whatever is just lazy.
>>151818838love you
Why hasn’t the league flexed any games yet outside of moving that one 9ers game to late afternoon? The Colts vs Chiefs is a huge game in the early window in a couple weeks. Shouldn’t that be the game of the week in the late afternoon?
>>151818695No, then those sick uniforms would lose their special powers
>>151818790All three 7-2 teams are AFC, loser
>>151818778How many jobs will even be open? Giants and Dolphins look like the only sure things.
>>151818954"Good" is relative. There are plenty of good teams right now. In fact, one of the biggest issues in the NFL right now is the talent vacuum and disparity. There are too many teams who are very good and too many teams who are very bad where normally the distribution is a lot more even.To give you an idea, only 3 teams in the entire NFL right now have a winning percentage between 40-60%. 90% of the league is either better than that or worse than that. Only 3 teams are actually roughly average(Chiefs, Vikings, Panthers)
>yup.... that's me
Please just chop off Kraft's leg and replace it with a bionic one. We need him out there on Monday
>>151818973It's probably on CBS who might not have a 4pm est slot that week so they'd have to give it fox which would piss off CBS and even though they can do it they try not to
>>151818991RavensBengals Raiders Falcons maybe
>>151819012Heem sleepy
For me? It’s the Jacksonville Jaguars
Monday is going to be fun
For me, its the struggle.
>>151819064Taylor Swift caught in 4K doing her best racist chinese accent here.
>>151819072I can admire the Cardinals fans loyalty. My highschool team was the Cardinals So I have a soft spot for them
>>151819038I thought about Zac Taylor but figured the ownership is too cheap to fire him when he’s out next year anyway and he has the excuse of Burrow being out.I wouldn’t bet on the Ravens owners doing the right thing but hopefully they don’t waste everyone’s time like the Steelers did.
This is now a /Jonathan James McCarthy/ general
>>151818741Retards trying to apply college meme rankings to a professional sport
guysSteelixers, lol
>>151819121I want to see a Bo Nix and JJ McCarthy literal cage match fight
>>151818985They play the AFC lmao
>>151818790Bominder that Bo Nix has never lost to an NFC team.
>>151819123Yeah because there's no difference between having to play the Jets twice a year and having to playing the Eagles twice a year right
>>151819066Packers win and then lose the Giants, because they’re awesome weird team this year.
I wonder what Jets and Giants fans are thinking right now
>>151819167thinkin' bout them logs
guys, I’m starting to bo-lieve in the broncos this season
Seethe
>>151819167>giants and jets fans>thinking
>>151819181Whos gonna carry the logs? And the boats?
>>151818973The Cowboys-Raiders Monday night game needs to be relegated to a Wednesday afternoon.
>>151819239"Business Day" game like they do on boreball
>>151819183I wouldn't. They have a bottom 10 offense and while their defense is very good, it isn't good enough to carry them to an owl like they did a decade ago
>>151819239That doesn't even need to televised just tell us the result after its over
>>151819276Their offense was fucked the half of the season cause Payton wasn't running bo at all. Now that bos legs have been unlocked the broncos have an actual offense
>>151819276They are top 10 or top 15 in every offensive metric.
>>151819167Giants defence and Nabers are dead. There is enough young talent on the team to attract good coaches. Dart looks like the guy. The team will inevitably win 1 more game to stink up the picks a little.
>>151819276They're learning not to throw retarded screen plays. They also just beat the number 1 defense, even though it was a fucking ugly game
>>151819153>
Why do Broncos fans act like Bo is this raw prospect that needs more playing experience when he has had over 60 college starts
Breece Hall really this mad lmfao
>>151819335Fake
Neither the Broncos or the Chiefs can be accurately assessed until they play each other in 2 weeks.
>>151819325Muh generational talent Abdul Carter has 0.5 sacks. I'm concerned.I liked Jalon Walker more but trusted the experts.He leads all rookies with 3.0.
>>151819350No Broncos fans have said Bo needs more time. He just needs Payton to stop calling retarded plays
>>151819167>I hope no one figures out I live in jersey>I still don't know why we call em bodegas, it's just a convenience store>thin pizza is kinda shit ngl, so are hotdogs boiled in 3 day old water>I hope my wife or one of her 20 family members we live woth remembered to feed the rats so they don't eat my dog again
>>151819164Division games and non division games have almost identical average point differentials.>The average point differential (i.e., margin of victory) in NFL regular-season division games since 1983 is 11.6 points, according to an analysis of game data cited in a Grantland article. This is nearly identical to the 11.7-point average for non-division games over the same period, indicating that division games are not meaningfully closer despite common perceptions.In other words, you are coping and grasping at straws based on your own biases.
NY/NJ in shambles
>>151819377This is dependent entirely on the division
>>151819393nah par for the course. the lead never felt safe unironically.
>>151819397The longterm data shows that it all evens out at the end of the day.
>>151819357Fair
>>151819418Losing like that is genuinely embarrassing
>>151819064>Words like monster>Words like demon
>>151819429Proof. I stated this is dependent on the division which is true. Divisions who have long term active head coaches understand that playing one another washes out to mostly be the same.
>>151819359He’s driving everyone into the arms of Burns on the blindside who has the most sacks in the league. He wins his pass rush at a high rate and gets pressure. Hopefully there’s a new DC and they invest in the secondary because there is always someone open back there.
>>151819377Explain why Brady went like 30-3 against the Bills then and why the Patriots won the AFCE almost every season he played
>>151819432and the coaches will be dismissed accordingly
>>151819455Because they were a really good team (or by your logic, a really bad team).
so you like football? Name all nfl players
>toxins will be swept by the jasg
>>151819488Jackie Chan. Done
>>151819500THE REST OF THE LEAGUE IS COLLUDING TO KEEP MY CHIEFS OUT OF PLAYOFFS
Turned down a superbowl ring
>>151819483And how does that discredit my point? Teams like the Jets, Browns and Giants were considered free divisional wins for almost a decade
>>151819488Jayden Hurst
>>151819451Burns being a beast is a good point in terms of stats sharing.But again, the name Lawrence Taylor was used.Carter has 0 solo sacks in 9 games.Their 1st rounder must be corner 100%.
>>151819500We were getting swept regardless. Stroud sucks
>>151819530>were considered free divisional wins for almost a decadeFor casual viewers, sure. You're talking about the kind of people who predict the top two teams making the Superbowl every year.
>>151819551Wow that's racist
>>151819518Good. About time. Better than in the past when they were colluding to give them favorable trades.
>>151819564Then enlighten me ball knower, what's your pick em record this year
>>151819551I don't think he sucks as bad as many ppl think. Dude has an awful o line
>>151819581QB makes the line, not the other way around
>>151819522The only reason someone would turn down a superbowl ring to go to San Francisco is for gay sex and heroin.
>>151819588Retard
lol it's ogrethey go on a run with brisket, they're not putting kyler back inthey lose with brisket, they're not trotting kyler out there to risk their trade asset getting injured99% chance he's played his last snap in arizona
>>151819377perfect amerigoy. great reading skills, competent enough math skills, and the critical thinking of a mailbox
>>151819607>what is time to throw>what is pocket presence>what is calling your protection
Digits and we're getting a scorigami this week
>>151819631
>>1518196305% of sacks are 100% the lines fault, most are about 30%
>>151819649Grounz
why does no one here post about the Rams. like ever. how are there no football anons in LA?
>>151819538The one area he has let himself down for me is tackling. He has hit the QB 5 times. With McCoy being hurt there’s no corner with a top 10 grade but McCoy, Delane, Abney and Hood all look good. If they can trade back to get one of these plus Tate or Boston I think it would be a lot better than taking Tyson. The linebackers look good this year too if McFadden won’t sign for cheap.
>>151819626You're the one trying to argue that there is no such thing as a good team.
>>151819676There's Youngblood but he's the only one
>>151819630Because Joe Burrow's OL is sooooooo good
Brisket for the next 4 games
>>151819700Line isn't the problem, look at how well 75 year old Joe Flacco is doing behind it. Why? He gets rid of the ball
>>151819686Is he the one that said he was going to take a bottle of tylenol and take a long nap or however he worded it then never posted again?
>>151819580I don't do pick ems. My ATS record is 44-33, which is good for a 15.54 ROI.
>>151819725That's not a fair comparison because Flacco has white dna
>Kyler Murray placed on IRWtf
>>151819739Call of Duty releases November 14th
>>151819140Why does he look so fucking old?
>>151819588dumb retard
>>151819614seems legit to me
>>151819727No Youngblood changed his trip several times and goes by Lakeshow or something now but that was original one
>>151819721>>151819739Why are they pretending Kyler is hurt instead of just saying he's benched because he sucks?
>>151819739Black Ops 7 is scheduled for release on November 14, 2025,
>>151819798Oh I'm probably thinking of BucMe then
>>151819535Based knower
How did a ball to the face result in his foot being injured?
>>151819799Him going on IR frees up a roster spot
Could the Jest have won if they just trusted the process?>Defensive SecondarySauce Gardner, Jamal Adams, Michael Carter II, Jamien Sherwood>Linebackers and Edge RushersJermaine Johnson II, Demario Davis, Blake Cashman>Defensive Linemen and Edge RushersQuinnen Williams, Michael Clemons, Leonard Williams, Will McDonald>Offensive LineOlu Fashanu, Alijah Vera-Tucker, Joe Tippman, Mekhi Becton, Armand Membou>QuarterbackSam Darnold>Wide ReceiversGarrett Wilson, Elijah Moore>Running BacksBreece Hall, Braelon Allen>Tight EndMason Taylor
>>151819845No.
>>151819488Kurt AngleRey MysterioRandy Orton
>>151819782The non ball knower gets angry and confused when faced with actual ball knowledge
>>151819725>line isn't the problemyou do not know ball
>>151819845Garrett Wilson and the defensive front seven are the only things that are good here.And even then, the defensive front isn't well-balanced.
>>151819832Frees up this bussy
>>151819871
>>151819871Is it true Rey mysterio murdered a dude ?
>>151819488I legitimately can't even name every player on the team I back. I can name every starter but I couldn't tell you the entire 53 man roster. I can probably name like 30 of them. The starting offensive and defensive players, the special teams, and some of the more notable backups.
>>151819912Na that was Tony Khan
Oh shit oh fuck I literally can not stop thinking about bussy I'm obsessed with it can't live without it and it's tearing my family apart
I don't trust it when all these faggots agree, that means something bad is going to happen.
tear this bussy a part
had the jest traded breece hall and jermaine johnson yesterday, then i think i could probably only name 6-7 jest with full confidence that they were still on the roster.
Herbert needs more help
>>151819923Oh shit Ray murdered Tony? KWADB
>>151819912Really not funny. It was an accident and it was a close friend of his and he feels tremendous guilt over his death.Try to imagine yourself in that situation where a close friend of yours was kicked by you, he fell a little funny, and he wound up dying because of it. Tragic and sad.
>>151819927It's genuinely a curse when they all go one way. It means the Bears are either going to lose or it's going to be a heart attack close game. They always fuck up and pick it one way.
>>151819958Feel tremendous guilt over this bussy
>>151819958It was just a question It’s like asking if x NFL player had ever murdered a dude
>>151819927Please don’t hurt our pick
>>151819958I always knew Ray killed Eddie to get the belt himself.
>>151819678I haven't even looked at the CB prospects yet but whichever one projects to be the top man coverage corner is who I'd bet they draft. That said while Bowen likes man coverage, he might not be here anymore. But the secondary is on thin ice even when healthy. Adebo and Phillips can't be your top guys. I'll only be ok with going LB if it's a gold jacket player, otherwise that's a 2nd round position to me.And for the record, stop passing the fucking ball to Wandale for 4 yards. I get there's injuries but that's accomplishing nothing. Not being able to scheme Slayton or Robinson open shows you how limited Daboll is as a play designer.
>>151819832Yeah but now if Bussy gets hurt, they can't just send Kikeler back in there
>>151819958But I don't have any friends
>>151819999Rey also killed Benoit and his family and framed it as a murder suicide to get him to drop the belt
PFF TOP 10 TEAMS BY RAW TALENT1. Rams2. Seahawks3. Lions4. Packers5. Colts6. Chiefs7. Eagles8. Bills9. Patriots10. Broncos
>Oh shit oh fuck I literally can not stop thinking about bussy I'm obsessed with it can't live without it and it's tearing my family apart
>>151820062I say these things, but I don’t think i look like that
never forget
>>151819770That hot, southern sun
Time for tiers
>>151820098the bills just aren't the best team. I think he should've just left the top blank because there's just not a dominant team in the league right now.
Guys Denny's is shutting down all stores :(
>>151820028Delane is the best in man of the non-McCoy options imo. Reese is special at LB, if no one wants to trade up and Tyson is gone I’d be happy with him. The reason I’m hoping for Tate or Boston is because they are both 6’4 200lbs and don’t drop the ball, the opposite of the Giants WR core.
BEST TEAMS BY TOTAL DVOA1. Seahawks(47.4%)2. Colts(36.6%)3. Rams(36.5%)4. Lions(29.3%)5. Chiefs(25.7%)6. Bills(20.5%)7. Packers (18.9%)8. Broncos (13.8%)9. Texans (13.3%)10. Steelers (12.6%)Note that historically, DVOA has been EXTREMELY accurate in gauging team strength. The highly accurate stat here is saying that the Seahawks are noticeably the best team in the league. Very interesting and these are the real power rankings.
>>151820119But not waffle house!
>>151820131okay, but the SB champs last year were 5th in DVOA
>>151820119No, they're just going private instead of being franchised
>>151820119I've never been to a Denny's
>>151820123I'm with you on that. Problem is that this regime values speed not size across the board. It's football, have some physicality.They're obsessed with being sleek. See Kadarius Toney.
>>151820050>raw talentThe Eagles should clearly be #1. They have the best roster, they're just held back currently by injuries and scheme/coach dysfunction on offense.
>>151820089what am i looking at here
New York and its teams are souless trash
>>151820042That's retarded? Everyone knows it was Kevin Sullivan in the dining room with the lead pipe.
>>151820321cringe
>>151820345Just like my Cardies :)
>>151820287*oh yeah Toney was GettlemanGiants still draft too much for weapons and it's created the current situation where they rely on a mid offense to win.
>>151820131it's autistic and ranks shutting down clayton tune for 100 yds vs his 150 avg and giving up 300 to a good qb avg 250 the same as holding both to 200. dvoa darlings tend to do the former a lot
My panthers will win the NFC south, you heard it here first
>the Bengals rank second out of 1,669 teams in most points allowed at this point in the season>If the Bengals allowed 40 against the Pittsburgh Steelers after the bye, they will have given up the most points all-time through 10 games>the Bengals are on pace to tie the post-merger record of 33.3 PPG given up in a season>With 2.93, the Bengals have the highest YPD allowed through the first nine games of a seasonWe are witnessing a top 5 worst defense in NFL history, which could end up as the worst in history by the end of the season. For reasons known to Bengal fans, Taylor will return, Tobin will keep his job, and they'll return the vast majority of their defense next season.
>>151820306Mahomes Schizo's 5000 word schizo essay
>>151820400Drafting athletes that can’t play is Schoen’s issue. Evan Neal and Deonte Banks were bigger misses than Toney who could have worked out with a better attitude. Kayvon took his time but looks good now, especially against the run.
>>151820500who's first the 19 dolphins?
>>151820552In regard to the first point? 2012 Titans.
>>151820605Cincy turns the ball over too much and it compounds it. They'd still be shit but their offense isn't blameless victims
Sensual sex with slender yet curvy black women wearing Cardinals merch
