>baseball but on ice
>Jai Alai, but on ice.
>>151821451Good one Raj
Remember that anon who was going to invent a new sport and then he disappeared and we never saw a new sport burst onto the scene.
>>151821451AYYY LMAO
>>151821548the FIFA hitmen got him
Quiddich but with drones
>>151821548that thread was surprisingly fast, but he did post his idea
>>151821570Golf but on a minefield
>>151821600I never saw him explain what it was.
>>151821612>>99011117
polevault on icehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMvIhKrguRY&rco=1
Luge but in space
Hockey in water
>>151821638>Feb 15th 2020first victim of Corona-chan RIPIP
Basketball but with field goals
>when you try to slide into 3rd but end up amputating the fielder's foot off with your ice skate
>>151821746>25th*
water polo but in a wave pool
Water polo but in hypersaturated saline solution.
just make a really small hole and try to toss marbles in it
Soccer with two balls.Soccer with smaller goal and without GK.
remember that bong who was going to reveal the sport he had invented?was this it?
MULTI BALLU AL LT LI
crabcock but with vaginas
Sex with men
>>151821756i've seen this sport before
they should make a jetpack race or some sort of sport that involves these jetpacks.
>>151822236Not fair, Canada would win every competition.
>>151822301Golf but with jetpacks
women’s MMA, but they have attractiveness requirements, and they’re naked
>>151822319My uncle owns a golf cart manufacturing plant, please no
>>151823018Interesting you imagine anyone getting past the first hole alive
>>151822309Probably yeah lmao
>>151821333>>151821608id watch
>>151821333you'd think seeing field hockey but ice every shit sport would get the memo on this but no
>>151822319Pistol duel but with hitting golf balls at 10 paces
football but in the water
Elephant racing
Competitive penis flattening
Machete!Congo slaughter Haiti en route to the final where they'll face Rwanda.Having returned to their former glory Rwanda are ready to meet the challenge head on.
>>151823942>>151824080Seeing some possible link up play here. New pitch: racing teams have dick curlers on standby at key locations to curl obliging spectators onto the course, for the elephant riders to flatten, for a point based time reduction determined by proximity to the crotch. On ice, of course
Upside down basketball ball. The goal is ground level and being short is an advantage
>>151824188Players however must break dance to travel
The Olympics used to have art events, and that needs to return. If breakdancing counted as an Olympic sport, painting or sculpting should too. Also, the only Olympic medal Monaco ever won was in architecture. https://www.olympics.com/en/news/look-to-the-past-when-olympic-medals-were-awarded-for-architecture-music-and-lit
>>151824335Okay how about architecture, but on ice? You know, for the winter games.
>>151824389There's a city in Manchuria that unironically does thathttps://www.icefestivalharbin.com/
>>151821451Ayyy LMAO
>>151824395I was more thinking drawing desks and pencils, maybe incorporate some luge elements. Make it a bit more telegenic.
It's November 5 and they're already spamming Christmas commercials. Fuck this country
>>151824655Wrong thread but based
Baseball with steroids
Basketball but with a balloon and leaf blowers
>>151826496You're on to something
Straight sex but with a bussy
any sport but it's rigged by the refs
>>151826685
>>151826685that’s not straight
>competitive steroid takingSucceeding in professional bodybuilding is probably 80% genetics, 10% working out, and 10% pumping yourself as full of as many drugs as possible.Competitive steroid taking would involve the athletes going on stage with huge amounts of steroids and other performance enhancing drugs to choose from. Athletes would take as many as they could on stage, wait for 3 hours, and among the survivors one would be designated the winner for taking what the judges deemed was the most.
>rugby but with trees
>lacrosse but with a grenade
>sand hockey
air dodgeball
>>151826685>>151826779>>151826791>>151826798
>>151827191She cute
Heads and volleys with basketball hoops(We played this at school is was super good)
>>151827191>kalergi’d
>>151827002I'd watch it
>>151826997they play rubgy in a forest with trees as an obstacle? sounds great tbhonest
American handegg, but with a grenade
>>151821333>slide to home>amputate the catchers foot
Formula 1 but with fighter jets
>Soccer With no butt plugs
basketball, but underwater and upside down (hoop is at the bottom, ball is a regular basketball)it solves the height advantage and triples spam
Basketball but the ball is a bowling ball
>>151822301Astronaut raceAstronaut fight
>>151821333The ice would deport half of very team
>Tennis but with guns
MMA but with swords.
/sp/ but good
>football but played with hands
>>151821333>ice hockey, but underwater and upside down
>>151838277
>>151838312the greatest sport known to man
>>151838192>how do you play yours... with your FEET?
>>151821755A made basket is a field goal, dumdum
>>151826685Based Chiefs fan
>>151838183
>>151838183All you need is a time machine to 2012
Guys I just want multiball baseballIs that too much to ask?
WORLD LEAGUE
jousting, but on ice
https://youtu.be/gTmLz9B8wls
>Biceball
Turns out there are two "make up a new sport" threads simultaneously. My suggestion is >>151852119
