Dern fight week.
Iliabros...
BJ Penn's full name is "Balls Jay Penn Is"
blue jays penn
>>151821700
Kayla Harrison
>>151821706Don't count him out just yet, playa! Clitia knows how to get the attention of a BVLL too!
>>151821766thats not her playa
>>151821725Many are saying this
>Blowjob Penis got arrested again
>>151821700Nice ass on Mackenzie.
>>151821706>a fucking indian
Fuck them kids
>>151821928Is it the CTE
I tried shaking Aspinall's hand and he flinched
TOM ASPINALL EYE STATUS: RAPED
Tom Aspinall called us last night and retired. Tom Aspinall is officially retired. Ciryl Gane is the heavyweight champion of the UFC.
>>151822065AGP of the orbussy
>>151822026Probably. But some of it seems like actual mental illness, could be bipolar.
>>151822080Ciryl Gane called us last night and retired. Ciryl Gane is officially retired. Alexander Volkov is the heavyweight champion of the UFC.
I know the aspinall meme is fun and all but gane panic eyepoked to defend a takedown.I would quit too if I were him
Dont post shit like that
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
remember that jacked schizo taiwanese boy that used to make sort of artistic schizo videos and was posted to /fit/? from around the zyzz era
brazza i want boougyourrs
>>151822327thats hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfF56gILmc0this is pretty sick. Islam gives a full day-in-the-life tour of Dagestan. it looks like a gorgeous area 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byfc6SBqM-wfound himhow does he do in middleweight division?
>>151822330Not hot, warm. I blew on it to cool it off!
Ughhh???????
>>151821706
where champions are built
>>151822503Probably true.
If you aren't humping a woman on hump day get the fuck off my heem real deal chads only I'll get out and fight at a stoplight idgaf
>>151822314Frank
>>151822666Wtf kind of timeline is this I remember buying DNP from Frank using Bitcoin back in ~2014 I want my fucking money back wow what a blast
JDM is a beast. Islam is gonna struggle.
What do WMMA fighters smell like?
>>151821980How do I achieve this build
>>151822791Permaheem two infants.
>>151821700Why the hell does the UFC have so many unranked fighters per weight? Do they pay them anything or only when they fight?
>>151822791Steroids, obviously.
I've been awayjust back todayand I wanna sayyou guys are gayGalactic Throat-Anonymous Poet
>>151822536>slips>dies
>6kg separate most weight classesYou can't convince me +5kg affects a fight more than big reach and height
>>151822852Reach/height and weight aren't mutably exclusive b
>>151822865In the general population? Sure. But this is a world tier competition, you are bound to get some slendermen and other freaks
>>151822877like o'malley? pena? volkov? talliesien?
>>151822893CorrectTbf boxing is even worse
>>151822899ate that shit like texas bbq
Don't beef bbq brisket ya bussy, playa
>>151822877Most of those lanklets came in and got their ass kicked by roy nelson
>>151822899he was winning the fight until this happened
I was getting laid until she saw my meng.
A fat short middleweight rampaged through heavyweight from 2010 to 2020
me, you, right now. Man on man *unsheathes fist*
>>1518229645’11 is the peak height to be an overhand heemer
>50kg>60kg>70kg>80kg>90kg>100kg>110kg>open light weight (50kg-, 60kg)>open mid weight (70kg, 80kg, 90kg)>open heavy weight (100kg, 110kg+)This is all you need
>>151821700That would be a 99/100 butt were it not for the tattoos.
>>151821700I want to lick her Dern all night tif you know what I mean
>>151821706>cucks are now photoshopping her thinking the daughter of a millionaire would ever date a brownhonestly i feel bad for her and it's topuria fault for making a video with the nelk boys
>>151822899Why do fighters sometimes stare at the opponents they knock out?Is it something like intimidation, anger, or something else? Thanks
>>151823138I think in this instance it was concern. Alves broke down crying when Vick wasn't getting up.
>>151823114uhhh insecure whitecels?
>>151823164Vick is one of those guys who, when he gets knocked out, he gets knocked out brutally.
>>151823114Topuria is brown
Georgians are white. Literally Caucasians
>>151821803Is this real
>>151823242they are chineseasians of the caucasus region
>>151823175Katie rotschild is jewish, she is the heir of the roth jewish banking family
>>151822383>Abubakar numba 1 trouble maker brazza
>>151821706Miami is not where you find a wife
>>151823323lmao great cap
>>151823202holy paki cope
>2 extra-large meatlovers, fully comped delivery of course
>>151822097Didn't he do a bunch of meth too?
The gangs all here
Clitia Topiglet is a brown latinx
Wow he lit a candle, no way did he really omg?
Praying to God, as you know him Allah, they book this fight for a 3rd time and Jiri becomes a vegetable for life. And I mean that with 100% true and sincere fortitude of conviction.
i live to serve the kingdom of judea #fightnight264 #brownvsbonfim #ufc
Max Holloway called us last night and retired. Max Holloway is officially retired. Ilia Topuria is the Baddest Mother Fucker in the UFC.
Jiri is retarded enough to sincerely believe he will beat Poatan during their 3rd match, and I personally approve 100% with a 0% margin of error.
Belal kicked DDP out of chiraq
belel had his family's business looted by future scientists and philosophers #blm
Dana baited minx and pico and had them fight the most brutal gatekeepers in the game
Alex will retire the goat with 20 wins over former champions (15 of which being Jiri)
jdm is a supremely ugly individual. i relate to him in that way
>ye yeah we'll give you this gatekeeper who has been on a 10 year win streak, how about that for your debut
You now remember The Schmo
>>151821706Every single day of a males life is humiliation
Ain't finna gonna sugar coat
you guys are like the N*ggers of /sp/
>>151823313Modern jews are white cucks>>151823242Lmao at amerimutt subhuman brainlet cucksCaucasian only mean white in amerimutt landThey are their own thingNeither european or MENAA unique population closer to west asians
is it true what they say about tom aspinall?
>>151823789it’s damn true
>>151823784Correct you subhuman latrino spic cuckWe raped the guys who raped you Keep seething and malding
>>151823794British ≠ EnglishScots are also british
>caucasians are asiansLMAO
i’m fookin indian sir why are you booin me
>>151823817MENA nafri bvlls raped your rapistsKys before someone rid you with bullets in your favela you subhuman tri racial spic mutt
caucasians in asians
>>151823832West asiansLike turks/anatolians, iranians, kurds, cypriots etc.....
>>151823794Tom isn't polish you mouthbreathing subhuman His wife isHow do you manage to be this fucking retarded?
>SAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>151823849>muh skin I dont careIm pale but i wish i was browner/more tanned unlike you that worship your rapists lmao you subhuman inferioty complex indio cuckKeep seething in your third hellhole favela while your sister is opening her legs for every foreigner
The pride of China, Mera bo kwonvili
>C-CYRIL MATE PLEASE YOU ALREADY WON THINK OF ME SONS AHHHHHH WHY ARE THEY BOOING I CAN'T SEEEEEE
big tom aspinall was born and raised in texas. i went to school with the guy. ufc is scripted as fuck with all these characters they make the fighters do.
>I'm paleKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WHAT A BROWN ALGERIAN
>>151823898>>151823875argentinians look like algerians and vice versa, both of you should be friends
>>151823898You subhuman baboon.You literal nigger.How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about human affairs again you antiquated farm equipment. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. Your crude makeup isn't fooling anyone.You nigger.You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.You are the Baltimore of South America.Go fertilise the Pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life n*gger, you will have a job. Making food for a race of beings of infinitely higher worth than you. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
>WAIT interim champ, we got the interim champ over her tom aspinal, you cowered in fear in your first title fight, tell me what's going on in your head right now
>>151823932The only one that will hang himself is you fucking tranny
we need something below interim champ to demote tom aspinall to
my gf is Sardinian so if i get her pregnant my son has a chance to be the next JDM :)
Khabib was only 32 years old when he retired. Do you think he would had lose if he had continue fighting a couple years more?
>>151823984I packed my wiener in your wife's pussola like sardines in a can
>>151823996mma guru says merab has a better resume than him so yeah he would've lost
>>151823996Obviously No one stays undefeated forever
>>151824000don't have a wife dumbass but i raped your mom
>>151823984when he comes of age surprise him with a hard strike to his nose. he will thank you one day.
>>151824005Jones hasn't lost yet and he is 37.
>>151824018Jones has ducked many opponents though
>>151824010>don't have a wifenot anymore
>>151823996ilia heems him
>>151824025cause i raped your mom?
>>151824031Those slow motion videos are very good to see all the movements.Illia looks way better standing, khabib had a weird punching style and I don't remember him kicking, but what if Khabib takes Illia to the floor... Illia is also good but is he as good as Khabib? Khabib in almost all his fights looked a killer on the floor.
Jones ducked>Reyes rematch>Ngannou>AspinallWho else?
>>151823996Over recent years i got fed up with fighters retiring and then making a comeback where they get exposed so i command him for going out at his best and not milking another checque, hope bones does it too, imagine if fedor stayed retired the first time.
you gotta admit that asspinal looks like a bitch now and jon jones won HARD
Need Blanchfield on her side lifting a cheek up with ufc gloves on
>>151824073He did duck him though
Jones literally ducked tomTm embarrassing himself as a retard now is irrelevant, Jones got offered 30 mil to fight tom and he refused it
Oh, Jones also ducked>Heavyweight DC
>>151824094He wasn't interested in that fight maybe.
Bones saw through the coward
>>151824104He wasn't interested in 30 mil?
>>151824111Still ducked him
>>151824078true but jon diddy jones made gane look like a pipsqueak while gane was piecing tom up with jabs before the eyepoke. this was always going to be a story loss for tom unless he tko'd gane in 30 secs, but at least now the rematch will be less pressure for tom and he'll probably get the knock out in round 1 against gane.
>>151824111Poor Tomala...poor poor Tomala
>>151824094Exactly, regardless of how much of a story loss Tom has had these past 2 weeks, Jon is in no position to talk. This dude finally had the opportunity to cash out a big payday and fucking jumped ship.
>>151824116sounds like jon wasnt motivated
>>151823849heh >>151824060rumble and blachowicz for his no.1 contender fight
>>151824204Arthur Jones wasn't motivated to breathe and we all saw what happened there
Merab is the true goat
>>151823577such is the opportunity to liberate our souls from this plane of existence
ricky simon beat the GOAT, what does that make him?
>>151822830don't get caught slippin' playa
>>151824257GWBTGOAT (Guy who beat the greatest of all time)
>>151824257We're all human. No one is undefeated forever. You think Jones would be undefeated had he not ducked half the roster?
why would bookies take $16m in bets?
Canada's only ranked fighter is Zahabi, what does that make of Canada?
>>151824274>We're all human.
>>151824269what a disappointment. i forgot it happened.
>>151823738i can see that
>>151823947>smashes cloth into eye trying to make it red>LOOK LOOK Doc me eye's red innit!>N-no it looks perfectly fine sarr...
>>151824269what led to this. seems sussy
>>151824314he'll be alright
>>151824317why is belal there
I literally always buy from this middle easterner gyro shop and a paki owned convenience store for half a decade straight here in my town. Not sure if that means anything to you or not, but vehemently I insist it's true, I indeed have always had sincere respect trust and dare I say also platonic love- yes love! Love for your people and, by extension, Love for you. That's the God's honest truth as I believe it to be true. Either group of them may just as likely be Indian, as I have no way of possibly differentiating between the two. And that's the bottom line punk.*DX-CHOP*
>>151824314ngannou at it again.
>>151824314Him and malcoon fight like once a year. It will have been 2 years when they fight again.
Hey thomas hows the booboo?
>>151824336prob because he suffered a real eye poke like waldo. unlike tomquisha
>>151824314fake hospital photo those are apple earbuds attached to his chest what a fuckin pussy
Thommy Thommy Thommy... take this shit on your chest
>>151824269The Fix in question
>>151824124Idk I think Tom still has an uphill battle in the rematch. People were making it out as if it was one sided ass whooping (it wasn't) but clearly Ciryl was getting the better of him and was probably going to get worse the longer the fight. Watching the footwork, Tom was almost always a touch behind and was relying way too much on that explosive step-in that he does to pop the 1-2. Sure it's possible Tom catches Gane in the rematch but take a good look at each exchange, Ciryl really utilizes that long reach with his jab and his left hand and shoulder are tucked really well to guard, making it hard for Aspinall to counter effectively. I think more than likely Tom needs a clinch heavy approach then try to work off the trips. Regular takedowns might not be as usefully since Tom does this weird old man crunch to shoot instead of actually dropping his level with his hips.
THE GOAT HAS SPOKEN
>>151824377wow sounds like he could've dispatched him in 1 round I wonder why he ducked?
we did it boys
>>151824314>>151824354The crash was in Dubai. Some Sheikh probably let him drive a McSuper car around to see what would happen
>>151824396because he never cared about this overrated clown. look how quickly everyone has turned against Tom after an unimpressive round against Gane.
>>151824349Tomalaquisha gets uppity if she aint get she rest
>>151824349belawl has come out in support of tom though
>>151824396You wonder why the sea swells up and where santa comes from too your sense of wonder doesn't mean much
>>151824437Belal is a refugee who moved to a shithole warzone his opinion is not important it is his injury that is
>>151824314Why did chatri do this?
>>151824437What does that have to do with Tom's fake injury? What are you arguing ?
>>151824434Looks comfy, where's this?
>>151824437Nah if you watch it he was more telling tom to stop embarrassing himself by making documentaries to prove how much it hurt. You could see Belal trying not to laugh many times.
Roog Roog: Overdrive
Reminder that Tom and Andy were literally watching Mighty Mouse's breakdown of the fight the night before which was basically amounted to "There's nothing Ciryl does that can threaten Tom"Is it an ego thing or were they seriously trying to see if there was something there?
>>151824396Because Jon is only interested in fights that can add to his legacyTom couldn't add to a legacy if he was a wikipedia editor
>>151824523Tom's reason to live is the approval of andymanap who is a retarded old man
>>151822060They're like Ken and Barbie just with more plastic.
>>151822060A helwani and a sex worker from the global south name a more iconic duo
Reddit mikey
>>151824576China isnt global south...
>>151824591There poor ass slingers thougheverbeit
>>151824477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-IWjkDFLwo I've checked it out myself, though.>>151824462>yah this guy received a real eyepoke which led to his fight being stopped>h-his opinion on the matter is irrelevant though come on buddy only the examples of guys like CTEpe that got poked badly and came back to defeat a top tier opponent make sense when mocking tom, not to mention muhammad was actually getting pieced up by peon
>>151824447>to a shithole warzone didnt know chicago was that bad
>>151824654It's called chiraq b
So is Jack enough Irish that we can call this Ireland vs Dagestan 4?
>>151824664No his Grandfather came to Australia from Italy. His mom is Scottish-Australian. Scotland has more redhair.
A true scotsman reps scotland like Paul craig does
CIRYL GANE HEEMED???
>>151824664Pretty sure i've read samwhere that islam isnt a dagi but is from another region nearby
>>151824636Belal is being nice. but there's an embarrassing flaw in your logic, possibly due to where you're from.Imagine this: lets say one fighter (A) gets kneed in the cup and quits a fight. everyone calls him a fake one quitter. Then we find out his testicle actually EXPLODED by the cup pinching his nut. Of course many will call him a quitter to troll, but most will now understand it was legit. The next week we have fighter (B) who gets kneed in the nuts and he quits his fight to a no contest. The mma community calls him a quitter etc. The only difference is, with fighter B there is no exploded nuts and the doctor finds no lasting damage. Then fighter (A) comes out in support of Fighter (B), saying "Hey man I've been there. Don't listen to the haters"... You see, fighter A's opinion and support of fighter B really changes nothing about what happened, whatsoever. In fact, it's irrelevant on every level. So using Belal's support to add proof of Tom's injury really makes no sense.
>>151824683who?
>>151824751>Imagine thisNot sure i will
>>151824702He's from mackachalev or whatever it's called your thimbout zabit
>>151824663kek fair enough
>>151824763
heem be likeimagine testicles
>>151824580How does he look like that when he basically lays down the entire day and eats a pizza when he gets home? I had a similar routine when I dropped college, but I became a fat fuck instead.
>>151824702He was born in Burshi Dagestan and lived in Makhachakalakalawlla Dagestan. Islam is "Lak" and Khabib is "Avar" but both ethnic groups are indigenous to Dagestan. I don't really know waht the differences are.
>>151824780>Gotta bust out the camera phone for this
>>151824751It shut him up didn't it?
Jon Jones turned down $30 million to fight Tom Aspinall, which is more money than he's made in his entire UFC career.Let that sink in.
Tomcels actually believe that jon was offered 30 million to beat up shitturdspinall even though ariel is the source. Let that sink in
first eye poke: warningsecond eye poke: firm warningthird eye poke: don't make me take a pointfourth eye poke: take 1 pointfifth eye poke: warning
Did they have the meeting herb was talmbout, about rule changes to work around tom's weak heart
>>151825036they reached the conclusion that it's easier to just cut tom and pretend gane has been champ for years
>>151825110Considering it's obviously a phone, gurucels can't help embarrassing themselves in public, like their hero who does pantomime impressions on command for his salary paying mentally heemed black employer
>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice>gets his shit pushed in in the fight>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit>robs Gane of the belt>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged>decides to continue to fight>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made cowardThere has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions
>>151825176Dicks don't grow out of your thighs you mutilated subhuman
>>151821706WE been real quiet since the miami revelations dropped
>>151822060How does Helen Mae hold a career. She does nothing. Even that full send guy who popped in the scene a couple years ago is getting loads of media in at any opportunity
>>151825176Can't say I've stared enough at it bappa but it is actually phone sized and where a pocket would be
Reminder that Merab the mountain rat nearly died in one of his fights and ducked the rematch
>>151822097Well we don't know the story. Who knows if it was the fault of the guys he"s been getting into scraps with. It's easy to get arrested six times if you're meeting six disrespectful wankers who fuck with you in some way
>>151822808Nope
>>151825358Jon won the story
>>151825370All gurucels have left is memeing shit the streamer said a year or two ago this NPC ptsd is going to ruin the last 2-3 years they have before dying of anxiety
>>151825358tom isn't white, he is a polish moon cricket
>>151825390I'm not a gossiping pussy ass bitch and I don't care about any of it, Jones is better at fighting than anyone else we've seen in MMA, that's it
>was one of the hyped mw currently>one losses>immediately forgottenname the fighter
>>151825422This was prime Jones, what a GOAT
>>151825426Shavkat?
>>151825422You would know all about faggotry>>151825425Highest fight iq in the game and makes nerds have a violent triggering wherever he goes
>>151825426mcgoober
The moment aidspainanal got those veneers I realised he wasn't /strongmind/
>>151825430Shavkat is a WW kid>>151825452Did you take this photo while he was raping you? How do you know he's gay?
Keep spamming your gay folder you sure are making yourself look sane and balanced>>151825466I already forgot everything about him
haggertyfight bros...
we cannot follow them
If Jones was actually straight he would have had multiple sex/rape scandals with women like Gooby does by now.
Tom should refuse to rematch Gane because he is a cheat. Hold on to his belt for a year to heal his eyesight.
Just what exactly went down in that Lambo yacht?
emergency meeting in the Bonescord.
>gurujeet meltdownHow embarrassing
>>151825587>>151825602how the fuck does the goob impregnates dee like 5 times if hes gay
bones would rape Tom in his ass and his eye pussy
Great to see that Tom Aspinall is STILL our UFC Heavyweight Champion of The World, and Jon Jones is a retired failure and homosexual.
>>151825566Trvkenvke
Jon Jones? isn't he that gay guy?
poor poor Tomala!
Tomala Aspinall? isn't xhe that raped gal?
damn! the locktober guy is living it up right now laughing at Tom
>>151825886Rape? Arthur Jones is getting raped by the devil right now
Tom has complained of an unsafe work environment and demanded UFC start using protective goggles, what a disgusting retarded freak
>>151825886Tom R. Nash?
>>151825574>the way he grips it at the base and kisses the tip of the headThis nigga has definitely sucked dick before
>>151825908poked, joked, raped, and yes (gaped)that's him, Tomasz Aspinbwaelciekz
I poke my monitor (it instantly quits and turn off)
>>151825857The burner is a helwani though so I greenlight it
enough with making fun of tomala quitspinallinstead lets talk about how great gane is
Reug squared
>>151825919Looks at those disgusting rolls of fat, 11% bodyfat my ass, this mentally ill freak is obese
People forget that 11 days notice Volk stuffed the takedown and bullied makhachev against the fence
>>151825965Lowkey want to learn his moves desu
>>151825983when I saw Tom explosively waddle forward with the head movement and grace of an obese pub pig with four fused discs only to get mentally broken by two jabs I knew it was over for the Swansea Shitbag
Tom should join a freak show where he pretends his son is like Quatto coming out of his stomach even the predetermined rigged sport of mma is too much for him
>>151825965he is the most kino heavyweight to ever grace the octagon
>>151824031i never noticed how exceedingly unneeded the ground and pound was, ilia is a real one for that
Back (to) Jail Penn(itentiary)
>>151821706>Ilia cucked by a jeet. Holy shit its over for manlets
Ilia Topuria is spiritually Indian
>>151824031Heemtards will call this a TKO
>>151826110Surely a pardon is in order
>>151826110That was an advanced prototype sent to steal his family fortune and replace them. BJ is lucky he survived, now his long war begins.
A campaign of conquest
>>151826110>was winning before kd>I got a knock down! I le win!kek what is this bkfc?
hope Tom comes to the next fight presser wearing two eye patches a neckbrace and one of those scooters you blow into a straw to move
>>151826225Kek
>>151826158
Jason "I need to start this round, we'll go to the scorecards" Herzog
>>151826300>tell them it's because MORE THAN HALF of the SCHEDULED ROUNDS have been COMPELTEDreal ones saw the fear in the buff's eyes. he's complicit in the rigging, of course, but i think he's an unwilling participant who just wants dana to pay for his TRT while he fucks ring girls and middle aged groupies
>>151826310If you think Buffer is fucking ring girls I've got a bridge to sell you bubba
>>151825664He's bi. This is widely known.
>>151826300>>151826310More than half of the rounds had been completed. Henry didn't quit at the eye poke, he quit at the stool after the 3rd round had been completed. 4th round was a formality for paper work. There was no money on prop bets for it to go the distance, since they've both never been finished and close odds. If someone put money on it going 5 rounds, they didn't get anything because it went to a 3 round decision. Zero people made money on Yadong vs Cejudo lol
>>151826186>I got a knock down! I le win!Holy shit this ruleset could bridge the gap between slap, MMA and pillowtap. First to 5 knockdowns? First knockdown wins? Money to be made here boys
>>151821700roger waters on the left
Honestly how long does it take for Francis to KO Asspinanal stiff? 20 seconds?Aidspinall is known to plod forward with his head out, and Ngannou is known to uppercut heads into orbit.
>>151826429Overeem would murder aspinall and we all know it
conspiracy theory: tom aspinall couldn't see because there was a washcloth over his eye
>>151826310I thought bruce is gay
>go on reddit>the entire sentiment has shifted after the Waldo Cortes fightTom sisters... the narrative...
>>151826468It’s Tomover
>>151826468There are days I grow tired of winning
Jon Jones legacy stocks are soaring
Have andymanap or tombib given any kind of update this week even a tweet or an instagram post
>>151826468Always knew that hating Tom was reddit.
Tom Faggot
>>151826552Reddit usually imitates 4chan once whatever the subject is becomes mainstream in this case that tom is a big fat dripping pussy
>>151826564Do you think that boxing technique would have worked as well with Jones?
>>151826598HW jones is really slow. I think he loses to most of the top guys if he can’t wrestle fuck them
>>151826564>big dani knew this one was fake
>>151826579Why was Jon Jones scared of a pussy? Not gay enough for him?
>>151826621This is not a therapy session please do not project
>>151826598Tough to say. Feels like a very good approach against Jon because Jon was always kinda pillowfisted but he's Jon Jones so he would probably use his MMAutism to find a solution.
>>151826650Why is Daners hand in mcfaggots pants?
mackenzie dern sitting on me
>>151826564Fixed fight
>>151826468>go on reddit of course you do lil guy
>>151826722turkish oil sparring session, you should be pretty familiar with that
>>151826722Volume control
They really got tricked into thinking that Abus No known weaknesses Magomedov was some chinny heartlet with a gas tank that only lasts 4 minutes
>>151826758
mackenzie dern retiring from combat sports and gaining 50lbs
>>151826776Where does luke thomas fit into that
Who is the biggest diddy ahh blud in UFC history?
you now remember daner crushing on clawja
>>151826769His fight with Pereira was one of the worst in MMA history, and I've seen Shamrock vs. Gracie 2, Shamrock vs. Taktarov, Shamrock vs. Severn 2 and Kimo vs. Severn
Shamrock getting roasted itt
>>151826769Abus is the man. Only the real guys can recognise this
>>151826871Kind of you toby to offer warm meals instead of the usual chocolate and a soda
>>151826858That fight actually gets mentioned occasionally in the recent betting controversy. Demolidor might be one of the weirdest fighters ever.
>>151826367>Zero people made money on Yadong vs Cejudo lolSo the bookies made money
>>151826564>Jake takes a step back and drops Ngannou with a rigid 1-2 comboCant believe people thought he stood a chance against Paul
>>151826887Hahah fuck off
>>151826892Based retard. I accept your concession
>>151826871Can't live down getting finished by Strickgaped. Also getting SUBMITTED by Joe Pyfer. (video unrelated)
>>151826973BDlal is almost unrecognizable here I only shudder to think what tom will look like
>>151826973good heavens... now thats a REAL flatline heem. that one single le unnecessary follow up shot would make luke thomas do a 30 min rant about how mma brutality is going too farcrazy to think tom aspinall has never had a moment like this. when he gets stopped the consensus is "ref stopped it?.. yea I guess that was a good stoppage by the ref..."
>>151826961You are truly a retarded person. I would tell you to seek help, but you would get smeared by a bus if you left the house
wonk eyed freak
>>151826999I'd simply manage the distance until Abus got tired then I'd heem.
I will not eat a single morcel of food until Evan tanner is dead.....
Day 6 nofapHave to stay strong
>>151827080Unironically a better fighter than Gane desu
>>151827080*ahem*
>>151821700that blonde bitch has a nice fat ass
>>151827082does big tone belief in the power of semen retention?
>>151826973Not replying to that, absolute fucking nasty poof
what the fuck does pisslam even do after getting beemed by giacomo? does he just becomes a regular ass welterweight and fights geoff neal next?
Strick what? He can go and talk to his gayboys like that on those Apps. Don't involve me in that shit. Pisses me off
>>151827113When the going gets tough the brazzas get going home
Strickrapedbitchfuckinggayfaggot
>>151827113hopefully he'll sleems belahawl next
>>151827113Retirement
>>151827138The Somalidaddy is on his way.
>>151827144Good to know Things are as they should be
>>151827138You can scram too. You're another wrong'n
>>151827160What's wrong T why are you cranky today>>151827144>>151827156Revolting
>>151827172Turn your maggot minge monitor on
JDM by SSSDD (Sucklin Sexy Slamdaddy’s daddy dick)
>>151827112poor abussy...
Forza Giacomo
My favourite UFC is Tom Aspinall.
Tom STILL can't see
>>151827283Tom Aspinall has never actually knocked an opponent out. He rushes them with his big fat body, the sudden movement causing these mentally challenged heavyweight fighters to come off balance and fall down from light taps to the face. He then lays on top of them with his big, fat, disgusting toddler body, frantically delivering pillow blows, and these get the referee to step in. Gane, of course, did not fall for these primitive mind games, which is why Tom Aspinall pulled out mid fight.
I look like Ariane Lipski
>>151827314Let me doo doo on ya face, playa!
Cranky kek that's a really funny word. I'm not an old man
Pigslam loves his Balkan daddies
PAKISPAMMY SAAAR Subah bakhair
You know remember Lil "raped bitch" Ank.
>>151827365I wish i could forget this ugly muzzie subhuman's face forever
FACT: Slamdaddy won 5/6 rounds with Alexa “the gaped” Bussynovski
Don't be gay man
Won the "get knocked up by a drunk balkandaddy award" perhaps
First we take Bussynovski’s belt Then we come for the daughters
>>151827400You pakistani?
>>151827417Porkystani I'm afraid
Pakdaddies won.
>>151827426Like clockwork kek
>>151827439Topiglets…we might to regroup in the cord I fear
ig im special huh
>>151824377>RDT
>>151827461The fact is we all started out as jannie's little angel and a place like this forces us to become warriors or brazzaphiles nothing in between can exist here
We heckin love reddit her that's why we support Tom Aspinall
>>151827496What a mouthful of hate
>>151827524But enough about the Somalidaddy loads Clozapig snowballs
Real peach of a thread
>>151827547Mane why would even have shit (no pun intended) like that saved on your phone D:
gane's panic eyepoke in a round he was winning is more telling than aspinalls withdrawal from the fight
>>151827552The forums been fucked for years, terminally online losers ruined /heem/. Namely you, Britain, memeflags
Ganedaddy prolapsed Orbspinall into retirement I’m afraid
>>151827582I just got here
>>151827598Me too, but i have been lurking for over a year tho
>>151826493
Your mother held you in her arms when you were a baby. Your parents spent so much time and money raising you. Thanks mom and dad, to honour you I will post images that get mens dicks hard on a forum all day and talk about stupid shit.
>>151827608What have you learned about /heem/ over the past year of lurking?
>>151827625Goonbait is not the way of the samurai
Which part of the boot you from hon?
>>151827625I'm black
>>151827631That you guys like to get creative with nicknames ig, best one that comes to mind were the ngubu posts about his mother and the kid he ran over, also the khabib heemed his dad storyline is pretty funny
Umar lost bigly
Dana White looking for a fight in Islamabad
>>1518276312023 Sweden > 2025 Sweden
>CreatineSo Islam's muscles are simply holding more water, not actual gained muscle. Good to know. Bet the house on JDM
>>151827672Unrecoverable aura loss
>>151827696Islam just said that to justify his lean mass gain from PEDs. That lil nigga was caught blasting meldonium when get zleemed by Martines
>>151827696No one with half a brain thinks jdm is getting any less than a split decision>>151827680Dear oh dear saved btw>>151827705Nurmagomedov stocks at an all time low I dread
>OHHHHHHHHHH
>>151827728If 145lb Volk could do that, JDM will break his monkey skull
>>151827728Volk's stock rose so much that even getting deleted in the second fight did nothing to damage his aura.
Facebook won't stop showing me pawg milfs, it's kind of fucked up.
>>151827672Two raped piggies
>>151827807S'tawlf b
>>151827774it's the taking the fight on short notice that protects his aura. related to that, his loss in the rematch is what diminished Ilia's knockout of him in their fight. but Ilia recouped some of the prestige when he went on to knockout Holloway, who had never been knocked out before and was riding high off the Gaethje fight in a weight class above.
>Save in so far as the belated Romanticist in him has determined the style, sound and attitude of his philosophy, Tom Aspinall is in every respect a disciple of the materialistic decades. That which drew him with such passion to Schopenhauer was (not that he himself or anyone else was conscious of it) that element of Schopenhauer’s doctrine by which he destroyed the great metaphysic and (without meaning to do so) parodied his master Kant; that is to say, the modification of all deep ideas of the Baroque age into tangible and mechanistic notions.-Ciryl Gane
When's the next powerslap
>>151827725>No one with half a brain thinks jdm is getting any less than a split decision
>>151827859Larry King's let ximself go
But they own a bakery
>>151827859Ruined my day
>>151827859
>>151827859disgusting. I feel bad for old women who are still susceptible to contemporary influence. old people are supposed to act dignified and wholesome, no matter their past. it's a tragedy when they disgrace themselves by performing degenerate acts.
Just met Joe Rogan
>>151827970Oh I thought that was larry silverstein in drag
which iteration of spammy are we on now?ive accepted that he and coral are backto being different posters, mostly because i ahvent heard from coral in a while
Who the hell is coral
>>151828008that midget could probably launch himself like a cannonball and snap my shins in half.
>makes a fist>still eye pokes you
>>151828083Watch your mouth that midget is bigger and stronger than mike mentzer more educated too
why, yes I DID get banned for posting gooby's cock
Hmmm suspicious lack of Spammy itt. Wonder why that is...
>>151828105Faggot
>>151828067>>151828127i shouldve fucking known
>>151828105Lifting weights?
>>151828168WHAT???you guys are creeping me out :/
>>151823424Why does he always look so gay
>>151828105Why is everyone in georgia such a cucked faggot?
>>151828246he's gay
>>151828179>>151828272You guys should meet up and suck each others cocks
>>151828271How can he be gay? He's a ufc fighter
>>151828272Raped and gaped!
>>151828168Known wut, b?
>>151828282Not your grindr abdul
He didn't even resist he actually giggled a bit
>>151828283all the greatest fighters ever are gay. look it up.
Jones is not gay
Jon = gay man pretending to be straightIzzy = straight man pretending to be gay
Jones is the straightest man to ever live.
Is it straight to watch gay men fight in tight underwear
>>151828317Even Jonny Boner Jones????
>>151828352no, he's 110% heterosexual. he's the sole outlier.
The only time Jon has sex with dudes is when he's raping them. It's a power thing, not gay at all
Wanderlei silva is patient zero
Because Jonny Bones be wanting to party and you got to tell him no!
I'M TOM ASPY AND I'M HERE TO SAYI'M ONE EYED AND REAL FUCKIN GAYGOT ME SON HE CAN'T COUNT TO TENTURN MY BACK SHOES POOPED IN AGAIN
>>151828496You are mentally unsound
>>151828507MY NAME IS KURT ANGLE AND WHAT THE HECKI WON A GOLD MEDAL WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECKAspinall could never
>>151828496Hey is that a nokia 8110? Didn’t know jonny gets down like that
Tell Hezbollah I NEED that video
>The wh card Dana? Who's on it?>uhh that good kid uh whats his name rosas jr>hmmm jr? We like that
Who would win a cuck off between him and gary
Ian "The Past" Garry
>>151828574Kek
Ron Artest. Man I wish he fought >>151828578
>>151828586Ian who?
>>151828518TOM ASHPSALL, I'M SAYIN ONE TIME, YOU SHOULDA SAVED YOU MONEY AND TOOK A CAB, AND FIX YOUR CROOKT YELLOW TEETH
I'm on 25kg plate lunch grip now. Feels good man. How does it feel knowing I could make blood come out of your Eyes from ringing your Neck with one Hand?
Or squeeze your Mum's Bum so hard it'll leave a jet black bruise that'll last 5 months
>>151828618wow very impressive b just keep your distance because i'll just shoot and kill you haha
>>151828615You know him I know him, He’s no stranger when it comes to sitting in corners.But boy can he study tape like no other, especially the ones with his wife in them.
I’d drill your eyeballs with a makita hammer drill you poof
>>151828632I'll only get engaged with you in a public place. (People turning round in their velvet Cinema seats from the sound of gurgling, oh don't mind us I'm just beating up anon)
>>151828646WHO ME?
Britain is destroying each other while team moslem rapes all their lasses, what's the world coming to more importantly just how much of a fat bald bitch IS Dana White? Find out tonight on cumblastmmacast
>>151828652shooting people in self defense is legal in america b. in some states if you force someone to shoot you and they miss and kill someone else, you're liable for the murder of the bystander for causing the confrontation
>>151828618I would sinply neutralize your power via an takedown into full mount into resting my sac on your unconsious fourhead
when is the next thread? i have an important information to share
>>151828617And right then and there I realized, Tommy, that you could never be GOAT, because when they call you Satan it bothered you; When they called Jon Satan, he enjoyed it. So it is written... Quote the retard, nevermore
Aka a violent teabagging
>>151828688share it now and then again in the new thread and the one after that.
Fuck Palestine.
First for Finland
>>151828719belal who trained with islam and fought against jdm is picking islam
>>151828707I used to think Raven was so cool I still think Raven is so cool
>>151828738I thought you would have some insider info about shavkat’s knee growing situation
>>151828738juicy info, bro.I will pass this along in the next thread.
>>151828738Fucking meganuke of news too bad I dont care about news at the end of therds and I wont reply next thread to it. Way to blow your fucking load all over the place man what an mess
>>151821743>WNBA>relevant doubt
NEW THREAD >>151828801>>151828801>>151828801
>>151828707>Listen to this crowd here comes Tom Aspinall>you know Monsoon he's a very important person in England?>What are you getting at, Brain?>he's part of the royal freakshow, so is his son>WOULD YOU STOP?
>>151828853Fucking kek
>>151828676America is great, you can strangle people AND/OR shoot them. The UK is for fags
>>151828677I'd fucking kill you if you ever tried that
