Freiburg, Mainz and Stuttgart play in some European cup competition today sub-editionlast matchday before next Nagerbreak coming up sub-sub-edition>Fr. 07.11.Fürth - Münster [18:30 Uhr]Dresden - NürnbergBremen - Wolfsburg [20:30 Uhr]>Sa. 08.11.Hannover - Darmstadt [13:00 Uhr]Schalke - ElversbergBielefeld - KarlsruheLeverkusen - Heidenheim [15:30 Uhr]Union - BayernHoffenheim - LeipzigHSV - DortmundM'gladbach - Köln [18:30 Uhr]K'lautern - Hertha [20:30 Uhr]>So. 09.11.Kiel - Düsseldorf [13:30 Uhr]Magdeburg - PaderbornBraunschweig - BochumFreiburg - St. Pauli [15:30 Uhr]Stuttgart - Augsburg [17:30 Uhr]Frankfurt - Mainz [19:30 Uhr]
>HSV battered>Bayern beat PSG>Woltemade won>Dortmund lostit's over, hiv bros
>>151825852based
>>151825938>>151825940What's the point of this league again if bayern is always winning?
>>151825954>cypruslel
>>151825954you just cheer for your club no matter whatmight not be exciting from an outsider perspective if all you care about is a title race but then it might just not be meant for you
>>151825938he's neck himself soon and we will have one less harzer to support
>>151825958My godfather is from frankfurt and i visit frequently lel>>151825962what do you support bro? is is bayern munich hated all over the country?
>>151825968no we all love them
>>151825968In terms of hatred, its prolly Bayern, Leipzig, Hoffenheim, Wolfsburg
>>151825968based Werder of courseBayern are largely disliked, yes, but you'll still find supporters all over the country
>>151825852woltechad
>>151825982>Leipzig, Hoffenheim, WolfsburgWhat's wrong with these ones?
>>151825938this, ladies and gentlemen is what we call a "Woltebitch no show"
>>1518262477.8 for joelinton is comical, hes fucking gash.thiaw is ace though
>>151826247based ThiawNager needs to call him up instead of Koch
>>151826255>>151826268Woltebitch agrees, but not in this way
>wolteGOAT out of nowhere
>>151826610HIV tard pls
>>151826630>>151826643very quick proxy switch this time
^unironically mentally ill
holy based
>Am 1. Mai 2027, einem Samstag, werden laut Vereinbarung mit der Innenministerkonferenz keine Spiele stattfinden. Das gesamte Wochenende ist deshalb von der 1. bis zur 3. Liga ausnahmsweise spielfrei. Stattdessen wird es in allen drei Ligen Anfang März eine englische Woche geben. Saisonschluss ist in der Bundesliga und der 3. Liga am 22. Mai, die 2. Bundesliga endet einen Tag später.Hooliganbros, the leftist are more relevant than us...
>>151826666quads of satanic truth
>>151826681Any news on Lemperchad?
>Dayot Upamecano erzielt offenbar Einigung mit neuem Klub>Laut einem Bericht des französischen Portals Footmercato soll sich der Innenverteidiger mit Real Madrid bereits mündlich auf die wesentlichen Vertragskonditionen geeinigt haben. Demnach gelte der 27-Jährige - noch vor Liverpools Ibrahima Konate - als Wunschkandidat der Königlichen für die Defensive.lmao that N has not played ONE good season since his days at Leipzig
151826696low iq piece of shit but that is well known
>>151826681Wheres the rest?>>151826702>Santi AounaI would wait until someone like Ornstein reports
>>151826717Hopefully it's true. Bayern would be mad to extend Upa's contract and pay him more and not less than before
>>151826717the official nominations aren’t known yet but should be public this afternoon
For BILD this is a SKANDAL!
>Bezahlte Werbepartnerschaft mit Zalando
>>151826778>14 ausländer
>>151826778>Goretzka>SaneDo they have dirt on Nagelsmann?
>>151826778>no Karlsack him
>>151826778How tf did Sane sneak in there
>>151826778>Sane?????????????????????????no Bischof holy, this nager is still butthurt
>>151826778>saneWTFNager raus raus raus
>hmmschja, de Leroi spielt ja jetz nimma in na top5 liga, da muss er sich jetz erstmal beweisen bevor ich ihn nominier, wa?
>>151826778#FreeLemperchad
>>151826778>Karim Adeyemi>Nadiem Amiri>Said El Mala>Jamie Leweling>Leroy SaneIf this isn't German I don't know what is!
>>151826778The buntschaft
>>151826778>this nager is still butthurtContext?
>>151826844>Context?
>>151826850n0er he literally still calls up goyretzka for some reason
>>151826873because goretzka has the videos of him, it doesn't matter where he playsalso no Stiller lol
>>151826877Don Leon controlls the Fußballmafia
>>151826877Stiller is having a not so good season, it should been Remberg, we need a pure 6er
>>151826850he kept / keeps calling up Sane, Gnabry and Goretzka even tho they were / are in horrendous formBischof is key part of the u21 and captain so there’s no need to rush him into the a team
>>151826928>yamal is only 16 and key of the u17, theres no need to rush him for the euros!!!literally youthe best players have to play, simple ass
>>151826938?? Bischof has not exactly set the world on fire so far this season. he can still become a great player but he’s not there atm so there’s absolutely no need to have him in the a team
he bullied gayretzka out of the bayern team.
so 3 goals in 11 games in the Turkish League is enough Leistungsprinzip for the Nager I guesslmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
54, 74, 90, 2014, 2026.
Franzbrötchen mit Ketchup
>>151825962Exactly. It's such a pleb normie take. Yes, everybody prefers an interesting title race. But asking "Why would you care if the title race isn't interesting" immediately reveals you as a bandwagoner or someone not interested in the first place. You want YOUR team to do as well as possible within their possibilities. When you support Köln or whatever you're not going for the title either way and wether Dortmund or Leverkusen etc. can meaningfully challenge Buyern doesn't really have an impact on this.
>>151826990Dies aber unironisch
>>151826083Soulless clubs artificially propped up by outside money.
>>151826928>Gnabry Actually deserves to be on the list both for his NT and Bayern performances, probably the only constant goal threat last 4 matches unlike Wirtz and AdeyemiBut yeah no clue why Sane is there.
>>151826083Anyone who challenges bayern aka the german national team is badDon't let jerries gaslight you
>>151827008I was being unironisch.
>>151827022>challengeslol, they only exist to make money for their parent companies. if they wanted to they could challenge regularly but money > sporting ambitions.
>>151827035Bayern literally bought out RB once they challenged.
>>151827016yes I fully agree that Gnabry’s nomination is deserved. it’s just that in the past he also got nominated by Nager when he was in terrible form for months
>>151827064Did Werner end up at Buyern after the one season they challenged them? No.Leipzig only cares about making money.Nearly 200 mil this summer from Xavi, Sesko etc and its still not enough. They dont want to challenge, they want to make cash.
>>151826985>he still thinks Leistungsprinzip is a thing
Quick rundown on El Mala? Better than Wirtz and Musiala?
>>151827064Marcel "austrian messi" Sabitzer
>>151827259Ey malla is /ourguy/
>>151825954There are 7 other leagues that are more interesting than anything Bundesliga related>2. Bundesliga >Dritte Liga >all the RegionalligenThe Bundesliga is a containment league for people that arent really into football but like to brag at their work about how „their“ team has won again. Yes, they all are customers. Only exceptions are VfB Stuttgart, Hamburger SV, Gladbach, Dortmund, Eintracht Frankfurt. Also this >>151825962
>We simply cheer. So what if all reward money flowing into bayern year on year for decades cements their stranglehold on competition. Results are not important, the important thing is to cheer.Has stoicism gone too far? Bayern could massacre entire teams and their fanbases would just say "bad luck, we'll have to field the youngans until next transfer". Perverse indifference.
no (yes), you just never understood what football is about, and also, eventually some scandal around that disgusting club will happen (probably pedo related) and the Bundesliga will finally start to heal
Ali Karimi Schalke Trikot
>>151827259Way too early to tell lol, he only had 6 months of top flight football so far
>>151827390>why yes i watch inferior gimped football and brag about itgouge your eyes out with a spork
>>151827259He likes to zock modern warfare 3 alla
>>151827398Well it used to be Buyern buying out the best Bundesliga players, but nowadays, last 10 years or so, its PL/Barca/PSG mostly doing it, so I blame them instead. Cant exactly challenge when you have to rebuild your squad every season, can you? Only going by a squads best players the teams built around. Frankfurt lost Pacho, Kamada, Kostic, Lindström, Trapp, Tuta, RKM, Marmoush and Hugo. Dortmund lost Lewandowski, Haaland, Dembele, Gündogan, Sancho, Pulisic, Akanjii, Auba, Bellingham. Leipzig lost Konate, Xavi, Werner, Sabitzer, Nkunku, Gvardiol, Szoboslai, Olmo, Laimer.Leverkusen lost Havertz, Brandt, Diaby, Son, Frimpong, Tah, Hincapie, Xhaka. Vast majority of these players left the Bundesliga.Dunno why you think anyone us cheering for this to happen. Nobody does (except Leipzig CEOs). What is worse is this summer showing that Bundesliga top teams can not only not compete with above mentioned repeat offenders, but also midtable and relegation candidates from the PL. That's the sad reality, which is the reality for every league bar the PL.
you're hallucinating againif the prem clubs like to buy our players that's good newsmore money and more opportunities to get a lucky roll of the dice and upset Bayernformerly the brits bought elsewhere and those leagues had competition while we didn't have that churnLeverkusen sold Havertz and built a title winner with the moneyand it's not like it's improving the quality of the prem either. it's remarkably shit considering the money spent.
>>151827698Ah yes, Leverkusen, Dortmund, Frankfurt and Leipzig sure did a lot of challenging the Bundesliga last 10 seasons with all that money they earned.
>>151827777first ever unbeaten seasonthe season before Dortmund was within a hair's breadthmight as well name the DFB Pokal Red Bull Cup now
>>151827777quads of truth
>>151827303Not to mention Laimer and Upanecano. And the Nager himself.
>>151827390I was with you until you listed the "exceptions".
>>151827886t. cuckstomer
>>151827618Ah, another of those..ugh
>>151827880Taking Nager from then was a blessing in disguise for red bull.
>>151828032We don't sign our posts here.
>>151828164>y-you see, Hünchen ripping the coach from the team was actually good for RB!
>>151828184yeslook at what he did to Buyern and now the NT
>>151827390mentally ill hiv fag spotted
>outta nowhere
sp00ted
>>151826778>Baku
>>151828032>go to Kreisliga- and Kreisklassespiele almost every weekend>get called a customer by some EventfanIt is a bit funny.
I am patrick wimmer Ama
>>151828367Do you know Stephan Salger?
>>151828367Why are you a race traitor Mr.pimmer?
HEUTE WIRD GESOFFEN BIS THE ASSWIPE TRIFFT
How many would hofchad have scored tonight if you didn't eat breakfast and then if he didn't stay at Leverkusen but instead went to Mainz
Hofchad should have went to WAF, I advised him that in instagram DM's but he didnt asnwer
Mainz or Freiburg?
>>151828540Should have GONE nigger. Only EFLs are too stupid to speak own language. Please don't succumb to the same idiocy.
>>151828503Well, I didn't eat breakfast today, but he went to Leverkusen so I don't understand the question
>>151828541no hollerchad no watch, simple ass>>151828546ay no racism here chud
>>151828549Yes
jt why aren't you in the salzburg game?
For me it's sturm forest
>>151828591Wörk has been a pita this week, will probably go to the next heimspiel
NO HOLLERCHAD NO PARTYWIE IMMER
>/bundes/ in Europakwabsel
>Shartubolu >blundershitga
Diese Woche rutschen wir auf Platz 5BuLi wird immer schlechter
weird how my hairline is completely fine but my curly hair makes it look I'm balding sometimes...like they curl back on one side, but curl forward in the middle
De Grifo
Is this the thread?
>>151828935Heh yeah my hairline is great too just this weird thing where camera makes it look unflattering
Freiburg cruising to second place
>>151829006Vgh...>>151829038How the hell is Nizza last plast. I thought they play these competitions often
Saltchads... This is our last chance. We need a W
>>151829059Tullberg is first idk maybe it's upside down
>>151829062*screeches*
>>151829017you and me are not the same lil bro
>>151829086Where are they going?
>>151829062>platz 32Uuuuuffffff
>>151829096The promised land
>>151829096Ahead...
Sané back at the dFB it´s over
weiper is so bad bro
>>151829246that nig always finds a way backsame with that faggot Goretzka
>>151829259And Mainzfags said they were upgrading on based Jonny B kek
>>151829246Watch Nebel declare for Ireland soon.
Are Stoetgard good?
>>151829270they did upgrading, just not with the asswipe sondern with based Hollerchad
>>151829291For a blundershitga team, yes.
>>151829321Damn, it's over for >us
>>151829330Anon, its blundershitga. They lost to Fenerbache aswell. Didnt Feyenoord beat Buyern last year?
>>151829348Yeah, but in one of those 1/1000 ways.Lot of injuries right now, the 2nd striker is starting in midfield now.
>>151829363Well, you better win or my betslip is ruined
>>151829388>betting on Feyenoord gamesISHYGDDT
did feyernord hools already chimp out in the stuttgart city?
HOLLERCHAD INTERNATIONAL
>>151829291lost their center piece player (Enzo Millot, not Woltebitchmade)
>>1518294983 minute full show>_<
>>151829348You say that as if the kaaskopp league was better
>>151826778NIGGER UND KANACKEN-GESOCKS-HAUFEN
The German fears the league that doesn't get steamrolled 9 out of 10 years
>>151829585HollerGOD with the perfect response for yet another Nagermann snubbery
>asswipe
KICKLEE
LEE
Alright screw the european bundes I'm finna watch kommissar rex
>>151829825im gayming
Am 27. August hat Julian Nagelsmann auf der PK gesagt, Leroy muss mehr zeigen und mehr auffallen, weil er in einer schwächeren Liga spielt. Seitdem hat er wettbewerbsübergreifend zwei Tore und zwei Assists.
these are the test levels the Nager doesn't want in the Mannschaft
>>151829991hes got so much aura holy shit
Good luck Stuttfrens
>>151830023is van Bommel still coaching?>ynr his illegal sub at Wolfsburg
>>151830052Out of a job right now, was asked to go to Celtic. But his son just tore his ACL playing for PSV so he wanted to stay in the country
>>151830052his time @ wolvescastle is so forgettable
>>151830006Impressive, but doesn't quite reach the heights of webm-related.
örly prediggshin: hoeneß schmeisst hin which leads to Bvb sacking the hufschmied and hiring hoeneß
RED
>>151825852havertz is probably complaining how homophobic this is
just started fm26, which team are we bringing to glory?
>>151831168RW Essen
>>151831168>schalke
>>151831199haha
based STUT
el kanus is such a fucking faggot lol
>>151831263just an average nafri
based Gerry S back in Switzerland and delivering another masterclass
UNDAVUNDAVUNDAVUNDAVUNDAVUNDAVUNDAVUNDAV
UNDAV>>151828808>>151828881>>151828894wew
fraudelsmann didn't call them up
>>151831368yeah because he played like shit for months
>>151831199I've never played fm before will report back after the first season
>>151831368Well, Undav was pretty bad and coming from injury, so having Jonny B and Woltemade as our main strikers makes sense? As for Mittelstädt, yeah idk Raum is clear no1 but Mittelstädt is better than Brown..
>blundershitga 00perts want 3 left backs in the squad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyZjKyb6uX4
>gta 6 got delayed AGAIN
>>151830508Hollerchad did that against a vastly superior opp today
>>151825938>>151825967lel
>>151832454its joever
GuMo
time for the coffee
>>151837816reminder to only drink coffee after you had breakfast cause the coffeine strain on the body is too big right after waking up
>>151837847yeah i will continue not doing that and drink my first litre of coffee of the day without any breakfast thankswho the fuck eats breakfast at 7am anyway. surely only a madman
>>151837847Thats a myth tho
>>151837847Source: Dr. Bundes
after all, bro science is still a science
>>151837894This. The coffee thing is dumb but when it comes to exercise bro science is the best source we have.
>>151837864Based
is sleeping 9 hours every night good for you?
depends on the needs of your bodybut nine hours does seem like a bit much to me desu
>>151838332Yes.
Wirtz must start every single match, he's proven he can really run into lots of space especially if there's a trophy behind him
>>151838454I probably sleep a little longer, because I eat a big meal 1-2 hours before going to bed, which makes me not sleep as deeply in the first few hours.
>Der VfB Stuttgart hat seine Fühler nach einem möglichen Winter-Neuzugang in vorderster Front ausgestreckt und dabei den Blick Richtung Spanien gerichtet. Laut den Informationen des Sky-Journalisten Florian Plettenberg beschäftigt sich der DFB-Pokalsieger aktuell mit Jeremy Arevalo vom spanischen Zweitligisten Racing Santander.
>manager is an esl so that nigga be looking with a blank stare sometimes when I be axing him questions Wtf I thought Germans are smart
>>151838550well I usually eat just before going to bed as well and find that sleeping six hours is perfectly sufficient
>>151838332I cant remember the last time I slept 9 hours desu
>>151838634is he a boomer?German boomers do not speak nor understand English very well
>>151838634Do you realize that you're in Austria?
>Tottenham Hotspur und der FC Liverpool sind an einer Verpflichtung von Konstantinos Koulierakis (21) interessiert. Das geht aus einem Bericht von TBR Football hervor. Dem britischen Portal zufolge haben sowohl die Nordlondoner als auch die Reds den griechischen Verteidiger des VfL Wolfsburg zuletzt in ihr Visier genommen.
>>151838698Yes>>151838840Yes
>Bernd Neuendorf ist beim DFB-Bundestag im Amt bestätigt worden. Es gab weder Enthaltungen noch Gegenstimmen. Der Präsident des größten Sportfachverbandes der Welt steht für Konsolidierung und Kontinuität.
>>151839343>Loserbernd
lmaoooo https://www.kicker.de/neues-logo-fuer-den-dfb-1163391/artikel
>>151839819Don't click goatse
we dont want to hear your thoughts on it anyway
>>151839819looks good desu
>>151839819looks like the logo for a shitcoin
>>151839891you're insane, the anti deutsche DFB removed our flag colours
GERMANY'S VERY OWN WISDOM MIKE WITH AN ABSOLUTE BANGER AGAINST THE MIGHTY NORTH KOREAN UNDER 17s
>Il-bok HanEiner für Beiern Hühnchen?
>>151839860Ummm well I think it looks like SHIT
goatemade
>>151839819next year special edition shirts with the "retro" logo
>told my coworkers I'm an augschad and they all laughed at me(My response)
i told you you'd be bullied relentlessly in germany
>>151840115is that his black boyfriend on the middle right?
>>151840266i think it's a pygmy and the last shot is him being laughed at, really disgusting
>>151839950How come the captains armband is schwarz rot gold, just like the colors on the trikot?
>Ehrenrat des FC St. Pauli verhängt Sanktion für Social-Media-Posting>Der Fall Irvine: Strafe für Aufsichtsrat Born
I'm in Austria not Germany sweaty
>>151839819awful
>>151840477now that is something I couldn't care less about
Happy friday /bundes/ this week i was in the NL i was so close to germay alas never made it over
>>151839950and at the same time >our official first kit features the German flag more prominently than it has done in decadesfucking kys you schizo mong
>>151840940Which city/town?
>>151840115huge poster of him wearing this shirt hanging outside the adidas flagship store in Berlin Tauentzienstraße atmcan’t believe how quickly my boi Woltechad has become this relevant
>>151841091The mighty EINDHOVENit felt so peaceful and safe compared to here
AND THROUGH IT ALLLLLLLLLL IM LOVING /BUNDES/ INSTEADhttps://youtu.be/C6OmcQIT6A4?si=E3v9ELQM6aRAdEd4
>>151841336AND THROUGH IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
>>151841078>a kit for 1 year is the same as a logo that stays for decades
>>151841102lmaoooo they knew exactly what they were doinghes 100% coming out before the wm
>>151841509Woltebitch basically came out already by saying the his living together with a "friend"
>>151841543they've been massively hinting at it
>>151841591honestly, he's been playing gay peekaboo for quite some time now
Wimmer and schmid hatties tonite??
>>151825852kino tshirt
im gonna watch greuther vs preussen i dont think i've seen these 2 teams before
>ossicucks
Jz 2 Zipfer
>the whole choreo is still there
LUBACH LUBACH LUBACH LUBACH
>>151841715>watching that nothingburger game over dynamo vs glubb
Why are Ossiclubs so shit?
>>151841854all their women leave for berlin or west germany
>>151841767I look like this
>>151840940NL is peak comfy compared to DEyou didnt miss anything
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
>>151842032n-no goal
JANISCH JANISCH JANISCH JANISCH
>>151842535sir this is /bundes/
>Julian Green still at Greuther Furthwew that's a throwback
>>151842674their greatest American since Henry Kissinger
i picked the wrong game i admit it
who are the good guys in werder and wolfsburg
>>151843077wolfsburg has money and tries to compete so its bad
>>151843077 both are gay
>>151843115I just saw they have Christian Eriksen in their team he must be on good wagesok i support weder
OMG A GOAL! A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS FUCKING VAR'D AGAIN STILL 0-0 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS TIME ITS A GOAL! what a blooter too 1-0 SGF
HEUTE WIRD GESOFFNE BIS DER KEKE FLOPP TRIFFT
>>151841486cope and also the logo was nothing but green for 76 years you fucking moron
How many for keke topp tonight
typical brewomen schnarch game
>Brewomen
What's up with Boniface?
AWOOOOOOOOOOO
>put us in coach
STAGE
TOOOOOOOT
brewomen are so fucking lucky wtf
i got offered relocation to the netherlands to work on a client site i have relocated before, but to america should i do it brosi'm nervous about the language, i guess id get lessons thoughi learnt a bit of german in school, i know its not the same... but surely its easier than spanish and that i think i might do it
>>151844529go for it for surei live fairly close to the border and it's the only other country i'd like to live in
>>151844529we hebben een serious problem
>>151844586I think i'll do it. why the fuck not if i hate it can just move back innit
>>151844529Dutch is quite simple
>>151844730largest vocabulary in the world
>>151844761Has English
>>151844778well from my attempts it's a very colorful language
fuck it im gonna do it i'll talk to work on monday and keep you posted bros i can come viist germany for /bundes/ friday
>>151844515it’s called being strong minded and chad afbut of course an HIV mong like (you) wouldn’t get that
>>151844529>Let's ask blundershitga for life advice Grim
yes yes, gooood morningtime for the coffee
>Bundesligateams könnten Spiele im Ausland austragen, um neue Märkte zu erschließen, meint Oliver Bierhoff. Die Fans hätten »Hunger«. Die Bayern und der BVB distanzieren sich von der Idee.
>>151850073Why does he still want to destroy German football?
>tipp redeemed 90+4gumo
>>151850073Come to Salzburg!
>>151844529everyone speaks english in holland anyway
How we feelan >Schalke bros. Will we bounce back?
GuMo>>151850290Contuining win streak in league is not bouncing back
>>151850694We lost last game vs KSCOr do I remember it wrong?
It's crazy how much better the supermarkets are in Germany vs ösiland SAD!
Schalke is Abschaum and all of its supporters should kill themselves. Yes, especially you. Same goes for Ösis.
The noquote schalke poster was the best poster though also you stole his gimmick cope and kys
schalke brudis?! wie ist die lage...
>The noquote schalke poster was the best poster thoughthx but i'm still here, just less regularly
You should really kys then already
>>151850880how?
>>151851012For starters, they're not filled with Ösis kek
>>151851012Cheaper, better selection, cleaner (bavARYAN only)
titz sacked in the morning
Fuck yeah
>Darmchuddies
>>151851348Not so fast
>>151851605kwab
>ASSruhe
>>151844529Nah don’t do it. Dutch is very hard to learn, we don’t like foreigners, the list goes on :)
>>151844529Asking for job advice in a thread that is populated by 99% welfare dweller, legally incompetents and permanent insane asylum residents is the best idea ever m8.
>>151852353rude
El Canpitano is back
Who can stop us?
Union has four clones in the starting 11
>>151851605YOU ARE A KWABUTZI
>>151852773sorry Hufbros.. but you're getting manhandled today
not sure if they said it on tv but "it" happened again at the schalke game.
Bundes meetup at the Salzburg Dom tomorrow??
>>151853200they did mention when they switched to clapping >schalke fans during the comfy
based Chadgart pwns the hühnchen today
>Watzke begeistert: "Das war ganz großer Sport vom FC Bayern"Cucki Schwatzke strikes again
>Bayern, Bayer, BVB, HSV, and the plastico>all at saturday 15:30
>>151853232wv uhr
need someone to break diomandes legs desu
Union has the cringiest songfucking nina hagen LOL
>>151853673yeah its insane how irrelevant bundes has becomenit a single good game
>>151853733not as pathetic as playing another clubs anthem every single game kek>cuckmund
Union has the best fans in germany
SCHICK
>nagelsmann bottled Massa
>>151853870We are getting el mala kino instead next week.
>>151853902built in the streetz of emskirchen
bok
chicken noises
BOK BOK
BOK BOK BOK BOK
BOK BOK BOKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Just how bad is PSG??
riggern hühnchen
>aahhhhh var help meee
riggi
>>151854096>>151854101>>151854104you guys will never learn
theres been a VAR decision in every single bayern game it feels like
that offside was so fucking close lmfao
HAHAHAHHAHAHA GET FUCKED UNION KEKS
>>151854227maybe stop breaking the rules then?
HOFCHAD
>>151853405basedest Aki thing was to call out uli huhness for his lies regarding alleged loans which prevent bancrupcy
>scheidenkeim
Hofchad is in better form than Sahne btw
>>151854155huh? huh?
bok bok bok
>Neuermy goat........
>>151854504offside
>NEUER
>Goretzka eliminating the offsidewhy is he even playing when all the other 1st choice are playing? where is Pavlovic?
niemals unbesigter meister
Kane and Olise look completely gassedwhy isn't Kompany ever rotating?
*bok bok bokking intensifies*
>>151854628pane is so finished without his penalties
>>151854628because Jackson is absolute shit and Karl only had two good games
heute wird gesoffen bis die bauern treffen
>>151854814HIVtard please..
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I can't wait for trottels turning against kompany for some idiotic reason
>>151854814HAHAHAHAHAHA
LUCHO
LEMPERCHAD
what a fucking goal man, SanASS could never
>Cuckzig>Huhnion
holy shit Diaz
>>151854814how does he do it?
That was one of the most insane goals I have ever seen. Some Tsubasa shit. Based.
Based mong
as a bayern fan:this should have been a foul and yellowdon't do this shit you cunt
>Luchobruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LOOL
breh how does diaz scores the hard ones but misses every sitter
post webbum of goal>>151854987das hat die sau schon bei leverkusen ständig gemacht, hat aber irgendwie nen bonus bei den schiris (warum wohl hmm)
SanAss regen
>>151854987(P)ane does that too
Thats how he isHe does one good thing then some retard shit
insane pass from Kane to Diaz (yet again)
>>151854987that shit fucking paralyzez peoplethis is a red
>>151855038
>KANEwhy you idiot
>>151855097like a BITCHpasst zum pussy trikot
>>151855097was expecting the >neuer arm desu
set my stream speed to x2will tell you how the game goes
>>151855038Ach Ronny. Wahrscheinlich glaubst du auch, dass dich nur wegen der großen Negerverschwörung keine Frau fucken möchte.
käk das cücki denkt direkt wieder an negerpimmel so bizarr
meds, now
>>151855373Du führst wohl Selbstgespräche, außer dir hat keiner davon gesprochen kwabsel
this is what Frank Schmidt gets for neglecting the spielerische elemente for pure physicalitynot looking like a football team anymore. hard relegation unavoidable
Next Flori just dropped (Nafri version)
b00n niBBas really do be like chow chow xD
Heidenheim and Mainz should have never been 1. bundes
Gnabry heute grottenschlecht
>>151855523Heiden had some spark early on
>>151855316Will you be able to see the future if you do this?>>151855506Stfu cuck schmidt plays ball like its supposed to be played not no sissy latin influences
Karl for Michael please man we need speed and dribbles
>>151855523>Mainz Wh0?
Is the Titelrennen wieder offen?
>>151855542>Incel from tennis trying to tell the best manager in the world what to do
>>151855542>weg
>>151855567it's padel bro!
>>151855540I know it's a meme, we have this every now and then. But the novelty wears off pretty quickly.>>151855543just sucks. >le karnervalsvereinyeah, no. I can live without them
>HIV
fuck off
BVB!(Trotzdem erbärmlich.)
CHUK CHUK CHUK
CHUKWUEMEKAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr3sBks5o_8
fucking delete poulsen from this planet man
>Stanibitch
art
based Stanisic trying to bait the ref into giving a pen
>>151855626No refounds btw
Pushing out Selke was a top 3 worst decision this club has ever made man
Dortmund chads.... Yeah I'm thinking It's our year.... I can feel it...
>Bayer Ballerkusen
>>151855654Selke du Wixxer xD
take goretzka off
>>151855660Ganz ehrlich: Nein, aber mit den 30 Punkten zum Klassenerhalt wird es was.
>>151855669I have a feeling they might win the bundes next season after Kane and Olise leave b00n
>>151855699>after Kane and Olise leave b00nSource?
best recipe for self made chicken tendies?!
>>151855698you will feel stupid when we secure the klassenerhalt before christmas
>>151855699>saying this based off one good game, when they got battered 3-0 by a Bayern B-team last week
>>151855715common sence
>>151855698This is America speak american pal>>151855730Use crushed crackers instead of breadcrumbs, delishus t food pro
>>151855743thats why I said next season you depp the foundation of young players they laid is really great
Olise and Karl at the same time doesn't work
>>151855732Das war das, was ich mit meinem Pfosten implizieren wollte.30 Punkte holen die dieses Jahr noch.>>151855757This might not be /deutsch/, but the rule banning anything but English was abolished like almost a decade ago.
>>151855730just wait for America week @ lidl or penny
>Bullenpisse
>>151855779Ja, aber das war nicht das, was ich mit meinem meinte, du dummer Hühnchenschwuchtel.
prömel another player more inform then goretzka
bvll bros?
>Unbeliebtico
>bunchuddies laffed @ me
>>151855757>Use crushed crackersare tortilla chips ok?!
BOK BOK BOK
>Fucking Huhnion causes potentially the first defeat for Buyern this seasonWTF?
>Hühnchen
buyern bros....
BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK >paris cucks cant even beat a 10 man hühnchenKEK>inb4 questionable VAR intervention
tf was that clearance harry
kino Pane assist
>Kane
is this where we get a pen kanebros?
>>151855898Mexicans aren't white
BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK
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>das triple ist in gefahr
Who opens the /bug/-thread?
THEY ARE SHOOK GRACE PERIOD IS OVER FOR KOMPANY AND HIS COMPANY...THEY THOUGHT THEY WON THE CH L BECAUSE OF AN INCONSEQUENTIAL LEAGUE PHASE WIN
onion'd
>/bundes/ 00perts wanted Karl in the NT
>no Bayern 34-0-0
no magic mike, no win. simple as.
not their fault, their game against psg drained them, they got ragdolled hard in the second half, this leaves marks fitness wise.
Meh.
>>151856063psg playing 4d chess
>>151856063look at me, jinxing myself again
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HURRIKANE
BAYERNDUSEL
querfeld is genuinely retarded
UNSER HARALD
>celebrating an unentschieden against cucky union like its the meisterschaftKEK how the mighty have fallen
>Dortmund
>dirtmund
Bischof assist again btw
RANSIIIIII
Alle spielen wieder für die Bayern lol
>>151856101Kompany was mad af.
Mindset Chads: Bayern, HSVMindset midgets: Union, BVB
>>151855597>>151855964DEEZ NUTZ
why oh why is cuckmund so pathetic bros? :)
>>151856101They celebrated winning piss shit in an irrelevant game and murdering hakimi as if it was the ch l final
>>151856135Switch Bauern and Union and you are right.
:)
HSV WINS 1:1
for the kackbach game recycle >>151825803
>>151856154LMAOOOO BROWNIE SEETHING
kys
thoughts on unfreiwilliger harnverlust?
>>151856154>piss shityou forgot jeez
>>151856214spank me, daddy
Accepting the apologies from the cuck who thought Hamburg wouldn’t take points from Doofmund
>>151856261least mentally deranged hühnchen
NEU >>151856268>>151856268
>>151856214Have yet to experience it
>>151856279i apologize for underestimating the patheticness of cuckmund
>>151856279i'm out
>>151856290Massive rookie mistake, but I think you can be forgiven if you have learned this important lesson now