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Huomenta
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>know a guy with Craps tix connect
>last week he texts me offering two seats to 11/5 game
>i accept
>get blackout drunk on sunday
>call out of sick monday
>and tuesday for good measure
>tell him i gotta send the tix back to him bc i'm not feeling well and can't go
>miss Ovi's 900th
i hate being the health care grifter
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connections today was made by a land lubber
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Kadri 1000th game last night

Hoob celebrates
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Thank you for the kuppis, Gary. I now bought your jersey.
T. your biggest fan, truly yours, this is Anon
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>>151826828
>i hate being the health care grifter
You can always not choose to do that as your life's purpose.
You like it. You also being known as. Stop trying to play anyone here differently.
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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs.
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>>151826939
>laffs
1
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canadian supreme court struck down 1 year minimum sentences for cp possession
kwab go flames
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Celebrini is the points leader. He is on his way to winning the Art Ross
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>>151826828
don't understand this gibberish
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>>151826818
Stars play today :)
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>>151826870
Based
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>>151827019
so who is he pushing off of team Canada?
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>>151826870
there has to be some type of loophole or condition that lets us get our 2026 1st Rounder back from Chicago
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>>151827023
blogposting

nigga needs a venting outpost
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>>151827241
>venting outpost
Kek
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>>151826787
>>151827019
The Sharks struck gold with that kid lol
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so the leafs have only one prospect in their entire system that they've been talking about for years, then when it's finally time to join the big club and win the calder you get sent to the minors? this is their best and only prospect mind you with absolutely ZERO help coming down the pipeline thanks to throwing away 2nd round picks on goofs like Scott Laughton
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>>151827265
I stole their picks.
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>>151827265
it gets worse; not only is Scott Laughton stealing your 2nd round picks, he's FINALLY able to play again and actively hampering Cowan's development by having him sent to the minors. Kek what's going on over there?
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>>151827265
>100% win ratio when Laughton skates
Worth it
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>>151827275
Dummy will save them.
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>>151827276
he's back? kek didn't even notice him
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>>151827282
They let Bertuzzi go and kept Dummy kwab.
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>>151827286
Did you really think Toronto could beat Utah without him?
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BREAKING. Jake Oettinger spotted at the Dallas rub and tug, caught on video.

https://youtu.be/o3vCR4TP5eM
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>>151826870
Is that a fanatics? Is the quality good?
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>>151827323
Cute :3
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>/hoc/ making fun of the leafs having absolutely no future hope or plan again
You retards dont realise it doesn't matter since they are going to win it this year then commit to another 50+ year rebuild
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>>151827323
but what about Kennedi
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>>151827338
Only if they trade another 1st and Cowen to the Bruins for Zacha
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>random NFL player just died
Truly makes you appreciate how well Gary takes care of his players.
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Binnington is a generational hater
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>>151827401
what did kivlenieks do to gary?
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>>151827402
he's such a petty, whiny little bitch
i fucking hate jordan binnington
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so I just found out brad treliving is the heir to the Boston Pizza fortune, kek no wonder he doesn't give a shit about his day job
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>>151827670
k fag you've only posted this every day for the last two weeks
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>>151826828
Retard
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>>151827678
worked
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>>151827678
sorry pal I'm just a casual hockey fan, I only by happenstance came across that information because I was curious why the leafs management didn't give a shit about their team
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Barkov more like barfkov
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so I'm hearing for years about how the leafs are grooming Cowan to be 'the next one's and slide into marners spot in the 'Core 4', but now I'm learning he's been sent to the minors? and they were pudding their chests out saying he would win the Calder over schaeffer or demidov? what's going on in Toronto?
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mitch won Knights won
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>>151827715
no casual hockey fan exists on this general, you are simply a hockey fan in remission
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>>151827735
Cowen for Kaliyev 1 for 1
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took a fucking vile marner just now
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>>151827735
we're getting mcdavid, deal with it pussy
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>>151827760
we call those Nicky Roys here
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>>151827748
I'm a student writing a thesis on the value of draft picks in hockey, and during my studies my models went nuts when they looked over the Leafs draft picks, scouting, etc and I had to dig in. Turns out the guy is loaded and isn't giving two shits about the future
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>>151827760
Same
>>151827789
Don't believe so
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>>151827800
can your model dissect what exactly wyna liu is up to? like basically where does she get the right?
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>>151827808
look into it
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>>151827800
Your thesis should include the kike commissioner and his ball machine anon. It wouldnt be the NHL draft otherwise.
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>>151827835
I did and it says right here you're a fag.
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>>151827835
>look into it
Dont worry I always check before I flush a marner
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I bet Brad Treliving gets really pissed when you say he lives in a tree
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>>151827969
I wish I lived in a tree
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I wish I Iived under the umbrella tree
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How is Ovechkin that great, besides playing for many years and racking up goals?

His stats otherwise aren't that spectacular. A very mid star player.
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@grok please give me another shitty hot take in hopes the replies cure my loneliness
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Benn is skating
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Scott Laughton is in his 30s?? I thought he was Knies' age lol what the hell are they doing?
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>>151827325
Fanatics yes. I've heard a lot of bad stuff about their jerseys. I think it seems alright, the stitching, emblems, and heat pressed name/numbers seems well done. BUT this is the only jersey I've tried aside from a >hasbs one from the late 90s.
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>>151828131
Once Putin takes over, you swedecucks will build shrines to Ovie.
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>>151827151
>us
>our
What position you play mate?
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>>151828199
lets be real you never would have bought that if the florida panthers weren't cup champions, you literally fall for garys tricks like the dumb goy he knows you are
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>>151828239
>lets be real you never would have bought that if the florida panthers weren't cup champions
Nope.
>you literally fall for garys tricks like the dumb goy he knows you are
Still more cups than your shitty team ran by a retard.
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>>151828187
Pluging the 4th line and also your mind
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>>151828239
>laffs
>treetard
>1967
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You all need to apologize to Celebrini. Shit like this is why no one likes you guys no more
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>>151828290
He's good but he's no Connor Bedard.
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>>151828239
There’s nothing wrong with buying a jersey for your favorite team
>>151828255
Extremely based
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>>151828290
Macklin has always had a good /hoc/ reputation
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>>151826818
Chuddy don't give a fuck
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>>151828344
I know im a bully
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>>151828290
Sharks have a bright future
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>Celebrini tied for first in points
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>>151827041
stars suck and their fans are gay retards :)
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The rags have not won a game at home this season
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>Kreider - Carlsson - Terry
>Gauthier - McTavish - Sennecke
>Granlund - McQueen - xxxx

>LaCombe - xxxx
>Zellweger - Helleson
>Solberg/Mintyukov - Gudas

>Dostal

The Ducks are in a pretty unbelievable position. All they need is to add a Top 4 RD (very difficult) and not have any expected regressions, and they should be one of the best teams in the league.

Idk how good McAvoy, Parayko, Spurgeon, and Pulock are these days, but Verbeek should make calls.
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>>151828700
Just like my parents divorce
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>>151828705
The Bruins won't be trading McAvoy but Peeke or Jokiharju are available
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This is ‘canes country
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Sick and tired.
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so sick so sick of bein tired and oh so tired of bein sick
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Utah sweeps the Ducks in round 1 2026 cap this
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7 wet slippery watery nicolas roys today
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>>151828975
I dont understand this post . you bought 7 of his jerseys or something?
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Lets go Češi
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>>151829048
Is that spinach?
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oink
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>>151829048
Enjoy your pidser fren! You ever seen Jagr play?
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>>151829060
yea

>>151829080
Not long ago. He still plays for Kladno (his hometown).
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>>151829111
is he still plowing 18 year old Instagram bitches
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>>151829121
I don’t blame him. He’s considered a national hero here. It’s a shame he don’t have any kids.
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>>151829155
I don’t get why he doesn’t want to produce the next generation of Czech superstars
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>>151829155
forgot picture
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My penis is full of piss right now
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>>151829166
He’s probably infertile. Or just hasn’t found the right bitch to settle down with. Supermodels aren’t right waifu material.

Hopefuly Pastrnak will save us with son otherwise we are fucked.
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>>151829181
Thats not healthy
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My ass is full of piss right now
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>>151829166
he doesnt want them to compete for his roster slot
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>>151829168
based jags
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>>151828975
sorry to hear this bro, i was on edge all day yesterday after eating curry
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>>151829251
Don’t let people piss in your ass
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flames legend håkan loob is the color commentator for the sweden-czechia game in karjala cup :)
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>>151829254
Jen
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>i like hockey!!!
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just cracked open a beer, bros
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>>151829385
What kind of beer fren?
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an ENTIRE LAND of poo and pee
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>>151829048
today i will remind them
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>>151829385
Nice. I'm gonna have one before work
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Think I'm going to take tomorrow off work bros
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>>151829362
Very cool :)
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>>151829407
just a regular light lager, pal
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>>151826818
shit on that thang
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>>151829669
this is the post
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You people.
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7pm games: gay as a /hoc/ thread
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Is it ok if I post in /hoc/ if I'm autistic?
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ball machine results got leaked am i surprised? not in the slightest
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>>151829863
flames and islanders mentioned
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>>151829845
Yeah
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>>151829863
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>151829863
actually my flames has a 0.0004% chance because gary is hateful
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>>151829863
building around...
>midget Bedard
>midget Nazar
>twink McKenna
>low ceiling Frondell
>a russian defenseman
oh i'm laffin
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WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
since when is Evgeni Malkin 6'5"???
I've been a Pens fan for 16 years and this whole time I thought he was 6'3"?
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>>151830058
Hgh finally worked
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okay don't worry, i'm not crazy
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>>151829863
Doctor told me my ball machine is broken
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>giving a shit about the opinions of reddit
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>>151829966
>They've had Bedard for 3 fucking years now
>They're still a bottom feeder team
What the fuck are they even doing? Spencer Knight was a great pickup in net. But what are they really even doing to rebuild
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>>151830144
good d is hard to find
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>>151830144
I think our Swede has strong opinions one way or the other about Anton Frondell
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>>151830144
bedard isn't good tho. he could be an elite, offense only, perimeter wing like Patty Rape, but they insist at playing him at C, where he looks outmatched and ineffective.
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>>151830144
They're not bottom feeders, you filthy swedecuck.
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binnington let in 4 goals last night and was pulled i wonder how team canada fans feel about the goaltender situation because granted the bloos are a shit team but he keeps making blunders i heard hank talking about some of the mistakes that are being made in the nhl and i think he indirectly talked about binnington and since the olympics are underway i think canadas team looks great on paper but the net is not secured and we saw in 4 nations groups how they let in too many goals but did end up making a good final game vs usa
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ce soir, mon cheri
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double dicked down
on a (checks cal app) thursday afternoon
the sun is still out my nigga, c'mon (granted not for very long given daylights saving)
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>>151830144
Apehawks are 1 point out of the wild card retard
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knights play today
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>reffies
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This is one of the best books I've read this year.

We need to fix hockey culture. Now.
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>>151830391
knights suck and their fans are gay retards :)
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>>151830305
Are you saying you think the playoffs are gonna be soon?
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>>151830391
bases
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>>151830467
>We need to fix hockey culture. Now.
Yeah. It needs to be more violent, antisemitic, patriarchical, violent, sexist, violent, and against jews. Plus bang more skanks.
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>>151830467
you sound like a fag
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neuter hockey culture now!
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>>151830582
true it's been a rough time for hockey bunnies on xitter lately
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>>151830223
Binnington was carried hard in 4 nations
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>>151830477
worked and seething kwab no milly
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Heading down to my local watering hole in a little bit. Anyone need anything?
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Tell me about chilly ones. I’m surprised MacKinnon drinks anything besides water
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>>151830582
The minnesota frost are also a problematic organization
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>>151830724
chilly easter evenings
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hasbs @ debs in 3 hours 15 minutes (:
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>>151830737
I play for the Frost and we are very inclusive and hate white men
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>>151830144
Bedard isn't the catch-all savior everyone was expecting him to be. Going purely off of expectations hes a gigantic bust.

Unlike MY San Jose Sharkies :) and Mack 'brini :)
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>>151830760
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Sorry Bedard bros, Celebrini is the next McDavid
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>>151830800
First good team the Habs face this season. Let's see how they measure up.
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>>151830841
Macklin's so damn good
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>>151830883
>laffs
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>>151830951
Debbie's gonna do em even harder tonight
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Just noticed now that the jersey is missing the stanley kuppi emblem. Something got messed up in the factory. But the slovaks were gonna send an emblem so I can sow it on.
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>>151830965

> 1 9 6 7
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>Eastern Conference
Boston, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto, Buffalo, New York, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Detroit
>Western Conference
Chicago, St. Louis, Minnesota, Winnipeg, Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, Los Angeles, San Jose

50 game season (4 games vs in-conference, 2 vs non-conference)
2 points for win, 1 point for tie, no more overtime
Top 4 teams in each conference make playoffs
Season starts November 1, playoffs end by April 30
No more salary cap
No more restricted free agency
10-team maximum NTCs
Raise the draft eligible age to 20
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>>151830883
we'll see how the debbies measure up to les habitant, you mean
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>>151830976
Are you complaining about Gary’s offerings?
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>>151831051
>Top 4 teams in each conference make playoffs
>No more salary cap
>No more restricted free agency
>10-team maximum NTCs
There's no reason for Ottawa, Buffalo, Winnipeg, Edmonton, or Calgary to have teams then.
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>>151831051
Unbelievably based. You should be commissioner of the nhl
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>>151831117
I've been such a good goy Gary. Please.
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Is Lafreniere a bust?
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>>151831165
always was
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Just took a big marner :)
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would you trade lafreniere for slafkovsky straight up?
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>>151829168
based beyond belief
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>>151830976
Hopefully they ship it soon so your mom can sow it :)
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>>151831181
yeah
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My hurricanes host the visiting Minnesota Wild tonight
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>>151831051
Let Washington and Colorado keep their teams.
Expand the playoffs to Top 6 teams in each conference (Top 2 get byes).

Get rid of the All-Star break and no Olympics. Have an 8-team World Cup of Hockey every four years in the summer.

You could probably still keep that Nov 1 through April 30 schedule.
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>>151831207
sounds like a shit game desu
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>>151831181
The habs would be retarded to do that
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>>151831194
I don't get why women freak out about age gaps so much (as long as both parties are of legal age of course). Does that look like the face of someone who was sexually exploited?
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>>151831519
It's just another way for them to dodge accountability
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my picks? habs over debbies. don't give a care about the other games
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>>151831667
My Debbie’s (:
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>>151830477
Based

>>151831342
Also based
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>no more 3v3, bring back 5v5
>3 teams for california, 2 teams for alberta is too much, relocate the lames and the ducks
>cancel all all star programming
>puck drops at the declared puck drop time
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>>151831762
>puck drops at the declared puck drop time

Ooooooooohhhhh don't tease me like that gary
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>>151831777
checked
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Kek, Kypreos just RIPPED Overdrive, saying they talk about sports no one cares about like curling and tennis. KWAB.
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>>151831667
retard
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olympic jersey reveal tonight
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is that retard roope hintz playing tonight or what
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>>151831888
Checked
He better
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>>151831667
dobes will stop the debbies
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>>151831906
No, he won't.
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Is hintz elite?
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uh oh
poopy briefs
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I'm elite.
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nothing against kadri, but I'm still hoping my habbies hold out for you-know-who
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>>151831940
He's no roobe
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SNES
Gaybres
Devlels
Hurricants
Craps
Preds
Stors
Kniggers
Kongs
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>>151831945
Hasbs will finish in last place kwab
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fun fact: the original "oilers" was a football team in texas. the team was moved to tennessee, which doesnt have oil, and subsequently changed name. houston later got a new team called the houston texans, which is a terrible name. anyway my point is that edmonton oilers should change their name. partly because the name belongs to texas and partly because we're moving to renewable energy. my proposal: the edmonton turbines.
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>>151831918
he actually will tho
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>>151832032
No, hasbs are shit.
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>>151832018
the edmonton stewards
i like it
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>>151832060
ehhh, im afraid that's (Your) team actually, thoever.
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>>151832074
No, my team is good, unlike hasbs, which are shit.
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>>151832060
They are not but they also won't stop the Debbie's
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>>151832111
>>151832000
>>151831888
>>151831777
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beastern
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oh my reddit, heckin' repeating numbers!!!
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>According to league sources, David Kampf is suspended without pay by #LeafsForever for leaving their AHL team, & therefore the Leafs are not currently incurring the $1.25M buried Cap Charge for him while in the minors.

>The expectation is this is resolved soon (he reports back, mutually terminates, or traded)
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let me know when /hoc/ is ready to discuss the flames winning streak
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>rags
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Does hockey have scorigami?
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>>151832168
what's his problem?
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>>151831531
>Wild will beat the Canes
>Lightning will beat VGK
>Penguins will beat the Capitals
DO YOU EVEN WATCH HOCKEY??
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Don't
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>>151831531
what's the deal with swedes hating canadians/canadiens?
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>>151832185
i watch it more than you unc
but we'll see :)
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>>151832172
Theyve been running the exact same powerplay for 6 years
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>>151832201
It's just vpn tard
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>>151832209
it's actually a c for china as a tribute to their city
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>>151832201
jealousy
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>
>jealousy
nobody is jealous of not winning a cup since 1994
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>>151832172
Will they ever win at msg again?
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>>151832246
You didn't even get the year right lmao
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>>151832228
What does the Calgary C stand for
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>>151832249
if they can't get at least 3 points out of the islanders and predators they are truly cooked
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>habs/debbies at 7
>ducks/stars at 8
>lightning/knights at 10
Good night of hockey ahead
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>>151832201
why do you think dislike for the canadiens means dislike of canada or canadians
i also dont like the soilers, the ruins, the rags, florida and texas
its just sports
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>>151832168
laffs looking for whatever cap loopholes they can find, kek what a dead franchise
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Big dick /cric/
Small cock /hoc/

It rhymes so you know it's true
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>>151832278
Relocate the rags to Quebec City
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>>151832275
calgary
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Quebec keeps talking about separatism, they are never getting a team
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>>151832138
>habs will falter
>penguins lmao
>wings will fail

devils and leafs are the only real threats in the east until the cats wake up
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the Sharks are the most exciting team in the NHL right now
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>>151832275
cowboy
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>>151832275
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>>151832275
What C?
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>>151832327
Thank you Gary
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>>151832299
>implying it isn't Little dick /cric/ and Huge cock /hoc/
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you can't spell mediocre without using the letter C
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>>151832317
remember when you were kids and you thought Quebec separating meant they would somehow physically detach from the rest of Canada? man you guys were dumb
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>>151826818
my pens gonna booty blast the CRAPS
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Raidies play tonight
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Even SNL is making the joke now.
https://youtu.be/mNSfyADVyvM
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>>151832355
Digging a 500 metere moat around Quebec is a valid solution
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Are they exciting?
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>>151832355
I remember when you thought calgary was the capital of canada and edmonton was the capital of the usa
i would never haha
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>>151832365
>The uploader has not made the video available in your country
don't need to see this trash anyway!
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Imagine naming a sport after a stupid noisy bug (cricket)
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>unironically posting SNL bits from the official SNL jootube channel
I'm out
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>>151832382
What are you guys in canada allowed to have these days anyway?
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Bud1
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>>151832327
Unironically they are a fun team to watch
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There was a kid at my school named Uploadd, spelled thusly with 2 d's, as he says, for a double dose of this pimping
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>rags
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hockey is named as such because of the hook-like stick used to play.
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>Vancouver Goldeneyes, Seattle Torrent unveiled as names of newest PWHL teams
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>>151832429
>Seattle Torrent
You wouldn't download a hockey team?
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>>151832418
What about the "key" tho. Maybe because you need a key to get into the rink in the morning
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>>151832429
vaginal
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>>151826865
Faggot race traitor
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Almost time for the rivalry series
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>>151832443
I'd seed a PWHL team if you know what I mean
>>
>>
Used wet wipes ewwwwww
>>
>>
finns always have nice jerseys
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ce soir
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Would you take your team winning a cup if it meant they missed the playoffs the next 15 years?
I would, its not like they do shit in the playoffs anyways
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>>151832613
ive seen my team win it five (5) times
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jlmi
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>>151832613
Who wouldn't take that trade?
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actually over for lil bro
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>>151832642
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>>151832650
Gaylebrini
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if he were canadian, he'd be called the greatest playoff of all time
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>>151832642
I didn't think people with money had to worry about that anymore
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Time for my Sensies :)
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>>151832527
I’d send a PWHL team back to the kitchen where they belong if you know what I mean
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>>151832613
Sure why not

Also am I allowed to trade another team's championships from another sport in (same city as hockey team) for a three peat and then 15 years of no playoffs? If so, totally worth it.
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Wild finna get they bussies blasted by my canesies on god fr
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jaquces ughes will get zero (0) points ce soir
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>>151832699
no cap
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why the fuck are they singing the canadian anthem for blues vs sabres
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Oh ya where are the monty haters now
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my debbies scaaaaaaaaaaaaar
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>>151832719
They always sing the Canada anthem in buffalo because it’s so close to Canada desu
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>>151832719
buffalo is canadian clay
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>>151832735
sad
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gotta stop that one, dobes
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUT
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et le buuut, dach!
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my debbies :\
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Somebody peed, somebody pooped
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anyone here /Our Sennies/
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My Sensies :)
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>interconference game
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>1-1
>both teams have 0 shots on goal
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what on earth is happening here
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>>151832792
they each have one now :)
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great digits
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Abbey Murphy did nothing wrong
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wow crossover mcdonalds/Rona ad

nice going monty, too bad those mcdonald limited time poutines suck
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>>151832812
God that's so hot
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Stab refs throw boiling water on refs electrocute refs punch a ref break a refs arms choke a ref with his whistle sexually assault a ref write a bad review on yelp about a ref chemically castrate a ref deep fry a ref in a wok slice a ref with a katana run over a ref in a pick up truck hit a ref with a hammer
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>Mike chez Rona X McDonald's
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>>151832803
jen
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>>151832826
reported for antisemetism
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lame (the jerseys not finland)
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why are nova scotians so zesty?
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>>151832826
Change your diaper
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*drinks water*
stay hydrated bros!
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>kirby
>dougie
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>>151832859
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>>151832863
yum
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>>151832859
thanks for the reminder gonna refill by water bottle rn
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>>151832856
they eat a lot of fish
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>>151832859
I'll finish up my tea
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>>151832882
With milk?
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>>151832859
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>>151832893
Me on the left
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>>151832905
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>>151832924
jen
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>>151832924
That’s a nice image! Would it be okay if I saved it?
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>>151832666
He is disrespectful to the game, satan
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korpisalo is a prime example of >finnish goaltending tonight
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what's going on with these games having so few shots?
actually normal amount of goals still though
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>>151832944
>hellstinky
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>>151832924
Dustin wolf starting again
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>>151832934
sure friend!
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>>151832957
The NHL reduced restrictions on shin guard sizes so players are blocking more shots
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>>151832957
nhl is over-coached.
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HEEM SLEEPY
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>never
kwab
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>only 1 SOG in 15 minutes
>currently winning
My Sensies :)
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THERE WAS A HEEMING
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>>151833004
NBA is closer to WWE than an actual sport so that doesn't count
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>>151833000
Checked
>>151833008
>>151833000
Got called a match PENULTY :0
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>>151833007
my broons :(
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>>151833026
I was going to say that not even WWE has load management but then I remembered that Roman reigns didn’t have to defend his title for years
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>>151833000
I want to be a hockey dad so much
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Canesbros it’s over unless my canesies start heeming people
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>>151833059
wasn't that when he had cancer?
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Canes bros we are back
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>>151833061
hopefully he can reunite with ullmark after the game
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test
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meme game meme game meme game meme game meme game
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>>151833068
Cancer shmancer, Kurt Angle won the gold medal with a broken friggen neck
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CANIACS RISE UP
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we love Roman here
*1s up*
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>>151833032
>>151833000
In what? The womens rivalry game?
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stars and lightning better not fuck up today
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>>151833113
1
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meme game meme game meme game
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CANES CHADS


WE RUN THIS FUCKING SHIT
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the clarks
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>roope hintz active
lfgggg so glad i snagged him after the tard in my fantasy league put him on waivers a week ago
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Oh sorry i'll come back when dumb and dumber game is over
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>>151833138
>after the tard in my fantasy league put him on waivers a week ago
please god let me play in your league `
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no way...we landed on the moon!!
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>Crosby vs. Ovechkin
>ESPN game
>Penguins wear their third jerseys
Soulless
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>>151833147
check your PMs i just sent you an invite
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>>151833150
Kek you're alright

Alright why did they give a match penalty for this?
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>>151833160
the unc battle
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i'm happy with the first period. just get the game to garytime and find caulfield's stick.
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>sauce wrench
>muhmuhmuh-mike chez rona
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reffies having a banger in this canes-mild game
great performance so far
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>>151833180
REFS RUN THIS LEAGUE
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>>151833180
Kek what the fuck is happening in this gif
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Thinking of making a sandwich and heating up some soup for dinner :)
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>tune in to your shit meme game
>you dumb dumbs immediately clam up
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chatfield got rocked
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Xyzy2XhF8
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>>151833202
it's grilled cheese and tomato bisque season :)
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>>151833176
partage la sauce man
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>>151833204
I like Laura Diakun
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>>151833202
its prime soup season :)
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>>151833160
reffies wearing the home jersey for them
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>>151833214
Chicken noodle and a grilled cheese for me :)
>>151833226
Soon it’ll be chili season :)
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>>151833226
for me, it's ham and lentil soup to use the last of a spiral cut ham
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Crosby truly is a generational talent
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you people are insufferable
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>>151833202
I'm gonna get a frozen pizza to throw in the oven
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>>151833248
4naysh will be remembered as the passing of the torch moment to celebrini
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>>151833263
I've been thinking of getting a couple of frozen pidsers
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>>151833265
Celebrini wasnt on that team
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My Sensies :(
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>>151833285
neither was bedard. but celebrini will make the olympics
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>>151833240
nice, i'm vegetarian so i don't eat chicken but i bet yours is delicious :)
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hintz is back lets go
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>>151833298
So then it wasnt really a passing of the torch was it
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My Broons :)
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My penguins (:
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>>151833315
mcdavid won though
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Oh wow Crosby vs Ovechkin Crosby wins again for the 100th tume
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>>151833263
>>151833277
>>151833293
for me, it's motor city pizza, the best frozen pizza
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>>151833285
er uh worlds
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>people talking about doughty and marchand not being making the 2026 team
Fuck that we should have an old man team all star roster similar to the 2024 us men's basketball team
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>>151833348
marchand is definitely making the roster
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>>151833330
Please tell me what that has to do with your incorrect assertion that the 4 nations tournament was a passing of the torch moment between Crosby and Celebrini.
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>>151833348
No one wants shitty zoomers like bedard and celebrini to shit things up
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>>151833362
that was a different american
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LET'S GO FLYERS!!!
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>>151833115
No
Canes wild game
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reffies not gonna let some dated boomer "rivalry" upstage them tongiht
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>>151833362
>>151833347
Ok thanks. Thanks for wasting my time with your stupidity. If there is anything I love about /hoc/ it is the pointless conversations based on incorrect statements made by bumbling morons who cant get their basic facts straight. Why don't you just stick to spamming food posts and telling people to get raped, because your hockey posts are just as worthless
>>
The east is so weird this season
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>>151833248
ummmm yeah sweety, thats why Gary gave him to shittsburgh. To save the franchise from bankruptcy, again.
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i cant wait for the olympics i want to see this top tier version of nylander team up with the young number 91 from anaheim, thats how we beat canada just hammer binnington
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>>151833398
1993
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>>151833416
good guys are winning
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>>151833428
February is going to be so much fun :)
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>>151833398
take a breath
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blues up by 2
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>>151833263
How does this even happen
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>>151833454
covid vaccine
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>>151833454
Poopy briefs
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me and my wife
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For me, it’s Red Baron Supreme with the brick oven crust
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>>151833454
He panicked. People often say to not panic in situations or it will make things worse. I can attest this is in fact true from personal experience
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Caniac chads it’s over
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Stars scaaaaaaaaaar
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>>151833542
you were saying? :)
>>
Canes chads we are back
>>
man these mild announcers are so fucking whiny
>>
is this good
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Is this canes and wild game a meme game?
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>>151833580
yes
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>>151833580
>75%
Cs get degrees
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This thread is 13 hours old.
>>
I'd blow my brains out if I had to listen to the Devils announcer every game
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>>151833635
/sp/ is so dead
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>>151833635
Too old
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>>151833649
>>151833635
warned you niggers about general threads a decade ago. reddit with more swearing
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how did the 2018-2022 draft classes bust so badly?
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demidov is ded
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>>151833721
lockdowns fucked their development
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>>151833740
I didn’t know he was sick
>>
My Sensies :(
>>
His sennies :(
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>>151833751
he's been healed.
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LMFAO HIS SENSIES xD
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>>151833804
>xD
we don't use that here on /hoc/
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Watching the Predators perspective on a Portuguese network. Where all my Portuguese Predators at?
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Nothing like chicken noodle soup on a chilly night :)
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Ferraro is somehow a bigger faggot than Pierre was
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>>151833837
i just finished a bowl myself.
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>>151833857
Idiot. Any team would be privileged to have Ray call their games.
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>>151833837
soup's not a meal
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>>151833204
>women talking about sports
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>>151833887
lol lmao even
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Hyundai and Kia are the most goyslop automobiles I’ve ever seen
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>>151833857
i miss gord and pierre calling wjc games
WHAMMO
>>
I miss when Canadians knew when to shut the fuck up
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>>151833895
t. Kenny Bania
>>
stars scaaaaaar again
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>>151833922
ioniq 5 and 6 look kinda cool, stinger gt is pretty based
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when i was a kid the debbies were red, white, and green.
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someone make the new
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>>151833999
who?
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>>151833993
Retard
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>>151833993
no u
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>>151833978
i miss those jerseys tbfacxhweh
>>
my penguins :)
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>>151833483
I'll have to try that thanks m8
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>>151834076
i got called a retard for predicting that the 'guins would win tonight
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>>151834114
liar
>>
ppg are fake sorry to say
>>
new
>>151834143
>>151834143
>>151834143
>>
>>151832499
Retard
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>>151834136
ppg?



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