>Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn Kneeland died Thursday morning, the team announced in a statement. He was 24.https://x.com/espn/status/1986446140796010591
>>151827414I didn't even know he was sick
trenything is possible
>>151827414F
• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)•Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)• 17 interceptions nullified by penalties, the most in the league since 2018. • Holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate in playoff history: 0.41 penalties drawn per game — over three times the league average (0.12 per game).
>>151827414rest in peace.
I want that rocket scientist to try and decipher this one
>>151827429S
>>151827429are you a bills fan? count his rings, best QB in this generation.
>a literal nobody died in americaca>no sticky yetis this gomunism ?? first mamoud salazar mayor of NY and now this ???
>>151827435Tebow Nix
>>151827414He couldn't take being with the cowboys one more second
>>151827442We didn't have a sticky when your nobody of a country died a few years back
>>151827435>don't even factor in if the quarterback was pressured when making the throwwow it's shit
>plays for Dallas>diesGrim
>>151827414vax status?
>>151827435This has already been debunked.
>>151827435i've always felt kinda weird about the way penix throws the ball. i thought it's just because i'm not used to lefty passers, but there really has to be something funky about his throwing motion, this chart matches the eye test in how often he just sprays throws for no reason
>>151827475>lefty QBsWhy are they still a thing?
>>151827465If I played for Dallas I'd kill myself too.
>>151827425Was this really necessary?
>>151827490When is it not?
>>151827486this one in particular is because his dad was a weirdo kek. maybe pooa would actually have a pro caliber arm if he was allowed to throw with his natural dominant hand
>>151827495Uh, 24/6/365?
>Was this really necessary?
>>151827508So what day of the week is fine then?
>>151827472DEBOOOOOONKED?
The Washington Redskins
>>151827429>Holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate in playoff history: 0.41 penalties drawn per game — over three times the league average (0.12 per game).So SBC has nothing to do with it?
>>151827486Have you ever played with a lefty? It's weird, the ball spins the other way, making the sinister geometry of the devil
>>151827414glad he's dead
>>151827511Monday
>The Washington Redskins
>>151827486elbow throwers
>>151827414kek what a kwab
COWBOY DOWN!
>>151827455Yea man Nix is under SO MUCH pressure. He just has NO TIME to throwLmfao
>>151827414Are the players gonna kneel for Kneeland?
PFF tells you with a straight face that the Texans have a better O-line than the Lions and yet I'm meant to take them seriously?
>>151827522>draftkings
>>151827561Lions O line is not good this year so yeah maybe
>>151827544Sex!
>>151827425Why'd you fight that toad?
>>151827549Clowns trying hard for triple crown of offensive shit>worst receiving corp>maybe worst line>within striking distance of worst qb and really a distinction without a differencevery impressive
>>151827561Please read the bottom of the chart.
>>151827553I stand for the flag and only kneel for God. #maga
>>151827581I kneel at the cross and I sit at the movie where the Baby is Boss
>>151827574He touched my front bottom. I've gone all cold
>>151827490Yes
>>151827585Hahaha baby funny
Rumors from people with connections to local PD that he caused a car accident, fled the scene and shot himself in a porta potty.
>>151827577>re-scaledCool, how? Texans have one of the worst lines in the league
>>151827572
>>151827544whats the team on the left?
>>151827611>redskins girl is a smoker You know she fucks
>>151827611Both of them exclusively fuck men who resemble their quarterbacks
>>151827614mostly on her onlyfans, pony up paypig
>>151827629Pretty soon we're going to have OF but for AI, and its all run by smelly pajeets.
LMAAAAAOOO Bet Jerry regrets trading Micah nowFree win for my Lions next month
>>151827645>breast envyNaisu
>>151827645jersey vs dfw
>>151827425Based
football today :)
>football today :)
>>1518276713 extra hours of sleep today and next thursday 2bh
>>151827645Based, you got a Patriots girl at all?
>>151827685I look like this and I just said this
Raidies
>>151827687Based
>>151827609niggers gonna nig
>>151827689Only the NFCE, but if you have a design in mind I can make one
Vax status?
>>151827718Can you give them a cock bulge that lifts their skirts a little? Not enough to be NSFW, of course
kek he shot himself what a gay dead nigger bitch
>>151827414
>>151827731
>Sports Illustrated model Haley Kalil revealed that she divorced #NFL great Matt Kalil in part to bis p*nis size which was a serious problem in their s*x life.>She said Matt belongs to the "0.01% of the population" regarding this issue, and like two stacked Coca-Cola cans.I guess being small ain't so bad after all
>>151827718Patriots girl should be a redhead since we have alot of Irish. These are probably the only good use of AI.
>>151827778I follow her on tik tok shes a huge swiftie. Sad to see her struggling with a big cock
>>151827626I think you're lost, mate.
>>151827788Last time i was in boston all i saw were wops
>>151827749Source?
>>151827778This is the problem with race mixing. Giants don’t belong with non-giants. He needs a thicker girl.
>>151827795>Sad to see her struggling with a big cockYou wouldn't
Imagine living in the shithole that is called New York City kek
>>151827799We got alot of those too
>>151827442>is this gommunism ??These poorfags with altered reality wish it was.
Jak this bussy
>>151827776Don't look at me like that. Girls are the best when they have cocksGo Eagles btw
>>151827828I agree with this, go Bill's btw.
>>151827778>women in charge of keeping their mouth shut for five minutes
>>151827778That's crazy how his dick got so much bigger after they married.
>>151827778>walk out on your lifelong commitment because of physical issues>spread this information publicly >on purpose IHWSMIU
cool it with the reckless speculation guys
she didn't even die lmao
>>151827414Dem Boys are so bad their players will literally die instead of playing another game for them.
>>151827860>-397 updoots for stating the obvious
>>151827860kek
>>151827860Fuck. He became an hero rather than play on them boys.
>>151827817Any more reddit meme pictures you care to share?
>>151827860Kek watch him be right about it.
>>151827731You can go do it yourself anon, all this other dude is doing I writing in a prompt to a program and posting it here. Probably saving the first generation thats made regardless of quality cause usually these things suck ass but if you made a couple of them first you could pick a better version but probably never came across this anons mind.
>>151827860delete this shit nephew
Why do niggers do this? 160 MPH and slamming into people is crazy. At least he cleaned himself up afterward.
>>151827860>nephew>broNot family with these freaks
Checking the headlines before I come back to post in a few minutes. Hope there is something good to talk about.
>>151827879I'm at work and also don't want to pay to gen stuff
>>151827860DELETE THIS SHIT NEPHEW
>>151827414The fuck happened?
>>151827486please understand, tia will be a more impressive cte study than hernandez
>>151827371>He's right. You don't die at 24 randomly unless it's your faultKek turns out I was fucking RIGHT
>>151827414I bet his girlfriend is devastated because she has to find a job now lol
https://x.com/TMZ/status/1986467763074760838>#EXCLUSIVE Marshawn Kneeland texted his family goodbye. His girlfriend told cops he'd "end it all."
>teams still waste a 1st round pick on a RBfucking why?
>>151827908Delete this shit nephew.
>>151827899He KMS himself
>>151827916delete this shit nephew
>>151827860Of course /sp/ agrees with the edgy contrarian take on this
>the Cowboys are so shit their players kill themselves
pooicide is not a joke
>>151827916>what playing for the cowboys does to a nigga
>>151827917Delete this shit nephew.
>implying jerry jones and the nfl can’t get him off of a dui after drafting him let alone just getting a defensive return td so he’s gotta end it what a dumb nigger
>>151827916MAHA bros… we could’ve gotten the vax ended once and for all…
Kek who's the player who was just sent to Dallas? This is the locker room he's walking into
Why do black people always kill themselves? Black is beautiful and its so sad when they die.
>>151827860>it's super disrespectful to post something negative on a dead datamining forumwho do redditors think they are
>>151827936Quinnen Williams. I remember his predraft interviews, seems like he'll be a morale booster in the locker room
>>151827935We just need to ban Red 40 and Yellow 5.
>>151827943not anymore!
>>151827860Lol
>>151827435he only misses on bombs so the number is inflatedother guys miss short impactful throws
Do we know how Kneeland died yet
>>151827944HFCS in everything too. Keep the vaccines tho.
>>151827899He played for the Cowboys.
nephew status?
>>151827957See>>151827960
>>151827957He shot himself in the fucking head dude.
>>151827957An Herod.
>>151827860>ahhhhhhhhh noooo not the truth grrrr muh nephewI didn’t need this kind of cringe in my morning
>>151827966delete this shit nephew
>>151827890Rashee Rice should have done the same
>>151827957he shot himself with the latest COVID booster
it's fent righteveryone's dying from it
>>151827957Thought he killed someone in a car accident, didn't want to go to prison.
>>151827966Delete this racist shit nephew
>>151827957Ligma.
New CTE lawsuit incoming
>>151827974thats dicked up
>>151827976Howdy :)
>>151827778>NFL great Matt Kalilgreat is a stretch
>>151827850Can someone fill me in on this? I can't find shit via Google. He caused some kind of car accident likely while under the influence and killed himself rather than get arrested?
>>151827976Yes 9mm of fentanyl through the brain
>>151827977This sounds plausible, evidence?
>>151827976Literally no one is anymore.https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/drug-overdose-data.htm
Can you imagine the mental state of someone whos ready to shot themselves and be dead thats crazy scary
>>151827957He died from Sugma
What about Kyler to the Jets? I think he would work well with Glenn. Jets could use the rest of their draft capital to shore up the oline. I bet they could get a deal because it seems like Arizona is fed up. Fields could be the capable back-up more of a QB1.5 rather than a true QB2 given both QBs run the same kind of offense.
I'm so glad my Dodgers winning it all has left this general into a massive seethe that you niggers are raiding /mlb/ every day because of itMy Rammies wininng the Owl too :)
>>151827799Last time I was in Boston it was summer and nothing but pretty ladies everywhere. Guess that's what happens when you have a million colleges.
is this shit reliable?https://www.gilmermirror.com/2025/11/06/pursuit-on-dallas-north-tollway/
>>151827957His soul died playing for dem boys, his body followed later
>>151827860Redditnigger speak is insufferable. You just know the guy who posted that looks like the stereotypical soiboy
Coach Nephew
>>151827996
>>151827987Yeah having no regard for other people then fleeing the scene after he could have killed someone is dicked up
>>151827996Depression is a major health issue.
>>151827989The only thing stretched is his ex wife's vagina
>>151828003All the Italians in the area live on the north shore.
>>151827788
>>151827974Same with Mr. Speed kills Henry Ruggs
>>151827996Happens all the time here, I remember a story of some guy who was live streaming on Facebook and he got into an argument with him mom, mom told him he's a useless loser. Guy got a shotgun and blew his head off all on stream. No more than 5 seconds later his mom called back to apologize.
>>151828013For nerds.
>>151828015You now remember Lauren Sanchez getting gaped daily by Tony Gonzalez
I'm not trying to be disrespectful but who?
>>151828029>I remember a storylol. You can admit to watching the gif/webm here
>>151828025Yea thats sex, give her big tits too please.
>>151828026Many ppl are saying this
>>151828034the guy who returned the blocked punt in the Cards game
>>151828031Bezos chair frfr
>>151828036Yea that webm was from a while ago. Can't remember if it was ever posted here or not.
>>151828002What are they saying on /mlb/? Haven't been there in a while
>>151828047Is that the new punishment you Amazon suits have made up?
>>151827414>According to the Texas Department of Public Safety, troopers tried to stop Kneeland's vehicle for a traffic violation in the northbound lanes of the Dallas North Tollway just after 10:30 p.m. on Wednesday. The driver refused to stop and troopers gave chase. DPS said the troopers lost sight of the vehicle and called off the chase.>The vehicle was later found abandoned after it had crashed on the southbound lanes of the DNT in Frisco, DPS said. Law enforcement officers searched the area and found Kneeland dead from a self-inflicted gunshot.https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/dallas-cowboys-marshawn-kneeland-dead/
>>151827414Sad
>>151828034Delete this shit nephew.
>>151828013FOR ME TO POOP ON
>>151828060Damn
>>151827976No, Blumpf put a stop to that
>>151828060>sir, your left brake light is ou->kills self
>>151828058no milly kwab
>>151828060ACAB
Hearing some chatter that Tony Khan was found in the trunk of Marshawn Kneeland's car
>>151828085A crazy-ass blacky?
>>151827916why the fuck would he off himself after at the beginning of his carrier?
>>151828078Did he tho?
Denver broncos fans are the most oppressed group in America even more than white people
>>151827916>>151828098jerry clearly is signing off players souls for touchdowns now
>>151828098Did you have a stroke while typing that m8
>>151828101defense better buck up tonight man it’s literally the only reason games are close no more of this 4th quarter magic bullshit
>>151827414>Td Sunday>Suicidal and kills himself WednesdayWhat the fuck
>>151828098Either was on a huge amount of drugs or couldn't handle taking accountability for what he'd done/legal consequences
>>151828013yes
>>151828106I'm shook and hungry with a blurry eye headache
He would still be alive if the Cowgirls won on Monday
>>151827414Offed himself, sad
>>151828101A man died you fucking piece of shit, nows not the time for stupid fucking jokes, show some respect kid.
>>151828110That's crazy. He was the dude who scored the TD off the blocked punt?
>>151828118Where can I find this where it isn't just a jpg anyone can edit
>>151828111>couldn't handle taking accountability for what he'd done/legal consequences>dying for traffic violations and running from the copsno way
>>151827414About to destroy my dick bros
>>151828123Yeah, wonder if he had a real bad drug trip or some shit
I just know that Dak will give a beautiful speech to his team mates
>>151828129Too soon. Delete this shit nephew
>>151828125try reading the URL in the header you fucking dark ass illiterate baboon nigger.
>>151828101You're literally an anchor baby on an H1B
>According to a spokesman for the Plano Police Department, officers responded to “a welfare concern” at Marshawn Kneeland’s residence at 11:40 p.m. on Wednesday night and did not make contact with anyone at the residence.
>>151828125https://x.com/FriscoPD/status/1986470499551953289
>>151828129That's a man
>>151828126Some people would rather die than go to prison or face family+public scrutiny for breaking the law. I've seen dumber shit
>>151828136
>>151828119We say "delete that shit nephew" now, keep up.
>anti vaxxers on shitter trying to push a "died suddenly" narrative before it was revealed he shot himself
>>151828125Yeah like I’m just spend time writing this about some retard I never even heard of until now https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1986472349164839250
>>151827414>24 years old
>>151828125Did you try the url on the image itself? I know zoomers have next to no problem solving skills but come on dude.
>>151828144It's still the jab, stupid
Wonder if drugs/booze can cause suicidal thoughts, or if they just kinda strip away the things the person was using to hold themselves together
I'd kill myself too if I played for Cowsois
imagine killing yourself and never be able to eat a 2 patties mcchicken ever again
It's sad, but Kneeland passed away from a critical lack of SBC :( The Cowboys are to blame for this.
>>151828110He was a second round pick moved down to special teams. I don't think he played a lot. Next step is out of the league. Lucking into an NFL touchdown probably just felt weird for him. Maybe there was also a personal life/legal shit component but just from career anxiety the story makes sense
>>151828161small bussy cock?
>black guy named kneelandlol memes right themselves
an hero
imagine killing yourself and never be able to post 'ynthia on the chan ever again
>>151828156Is this better than just getting two mcchickens? I need to know
>>151828129does her shorts say sex haver
rip to kneeland, check on your frens, frens
>>151828039
>>151828129Really dude? Now of all times?
>>151828161Single Board Computer? Southern Baptist Convention?
>>151828170sad. hope jordan davis is having a wonderful day
>>151828172I feel too much of a fat fuck if i order 2 burgersi just rather get a double one
>he ran from the police during a traffic stop, crashed and then shot himself sometimes the trash takes itself out
>>151828189Fair enough. I’ll try it :)
>>151828193CTE episode
>>151828178>people talking about the Cowboys>Eagles fans start posting tranniesAre you really that surprised?
>>151828175Most of my friends didn't just get in a car crash where they thought they killed someone
I constantly get stepped on and abused at work. I get rewarded for working harder than everyone else by getting more work heaped on my shoulders. It’s all so tiresome.
>>151828177SEX
>>151828197>CTE episodeCant just blame CTE for every episode of average gorilla behavior
>>151828197>CTE episodeno, its just average nigoid behavior
>>151828207The traffic violation sure but Blacks don’t kys themselves much on average
>>151828198>trannies trannies tranniesYou are so fucked in the head
>>151828144How did Arthur Jones die?
>>151828200Oh damn it's the Jeff Alm story again?
>>151828004Yes it is confirmed
>>151828201if theres no upward mobility just do enough to get by>>151828197KWABalso —> >>151828207
>>151828118If i had a nickel for every time a D-lineman playing for a Texas team shot himself after a car crash in order to avoid getting arrested, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Another person killed by a black man
>>151828219>has yet to be releasedQUICK, JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS
>>151828167>>151828181Super Bowl Credibility :( It's the newest and hottest stat to come out endorsed by Nick Wright and Colin Cowherd. It's all about how a team has a certain amount of credibility to make the Super Bowl. Like how much recent playoff success they have, veteran coaches, rings the QBs have won, how repeat winners are more common, already successful franchises tend to win more often, how the market trends towards repeat winners and media stories etc. You can just envision that certain teams have SBC and some teams don't.For example, the Chiefs, despite that 5-4 record, have a lot of SBC. So do the Eagles and Rams because Stafford and Hurts have both won rings and both have great records so far. The Bucs, by comparison, have no SBC and it's not really realistic that they're going to go all the way. Same with the Colts having no real SBC.Unfortunately, Kneeland was so invisible and knew the Cowboys had so little SBC that he died of a lack of SBC.
>>151828201Stop caring about the quality of your work. Also start stealing things from them. It can be anything. It will make you feel better bro
>>151828215see>>151828229
>>151828228You stole this off that video game youtuber
>>151828228aaaaaaaaaaaasdklcv,mx. ..xc;
Will black on black violence ever stop bros?
Why do some players go full CTE and off themselves at 24 but others live to 90?
Lol Vax cucks are terrified
>>151828228Jeff Alm was o-line. IIRC there were also gay rumors about him and the passenger who died in the crash but that could have just been because he was rich, white and kinda quiet
>>151828238If you're aware enough of this video game youtube person that you're aware of a quote he made, it seems ridiculous that you genuinely don't know his name. It feels like you're intentionally trying to dodge around the truth that you watch the guy so you don't get made fun of.
>>151828251NVM he was d-line too, that's what I get for trying to remember sad stories about houston oilers from 30 years ago without looking anything up
>>151828173Seventh Heaven probably
>muh suicide It was clearly the vax
>>1518282475 straight years of you people making total asses of yourselves
i just hope i dont live enough to see taylor swift dying i dont think i could take it
>>151828263yep
>>151828238>>151828253the quote is from finneas and ferb, pinhead
>>151828172Depends on what you mean by "better" if you're hungry and want the most food for the cheapest no, definitely not. If you want more protein for a given calorie amount then yes, better. Is it better tasting? Subjective, you won't know until you try.
>>151827957Nerve gas
>>151828267kelce is one concussion away from picking up where aaron hernandez left off
>>151828270UHHHHH SAUCE?
is there anything worse than CTR?
>>151828288getting gangraped to death
>>151828268Where can you gooooWhen the world don't treat you right?
>>151828288Circle track racing?I dont know whats so bad about that man, its kind of fun
>>151828279With all due respect, Kelce wasn't raped by other men as a child. And in all seriousness, the rippling effects that has on a man's life is horrendous. Many of them do wind up committing suicide and self-harming. It wasn't really the CTE that did Aaron in. He already had a lifetime of anger issues, self harm, and dangerous activity. It just exacerbated the rape trauma.
>>151828081kek
>>151828081Are zoomers really this anxious
>>151828293>>151828297
https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/cowboys/2025/11/06/dallas-cowboys-defensive-end-marshawn-kneeland-dies-at-24/he popped himself after fleeing the police
>>151828288I thought it was good but I still preferred Diddy Kong
>>151828279Thats why i want kelce to retire this year but the guy wont stop ballin
>>151828181Southern Bell
IT WAS THE FUCKING JAB STUPIDMIGA IS LOSING, AMERICA FIRST
Joe Bussy to the Jets
>>151828304Most psyop'd generation to ever exist
2025 4th quarter comebacks:Bo Nix: 4Muttholmes: 0
>>151828297aaron was raped? i thought the majority of his childhood anger stemmed from insecurity about his homosexuality and standard parental beatings, not molestation. tbf its been a few years since the show came out so maybe ill give it a rewatch
>>151828297TLDR - he took the vax
>>151828319That's boomers but OK unc
>>151828233sounds like a cope stat
>>151828319boomers exist
>>151828321>>151828297So you dont know?My boy chico was killed by Josh Mcdanials
>>151828321Yeah he was raped by one of his coaches that looked like one of the guards at Arkham back in high school, he got the Big Bussy Zestbreaking ergo now he's gay
>>151828288GOAT kart racer
the BTK killer is still alive i wonder if hes happy about the Chiefs dynasty
dubs and Patti is next
Is Bryce Young good?
>>151828329>>151828332There won't be a written historical record of the zoomer phenomenon. More or less it will be 2TB hard drive worth of reposted memes and unintelligible jargon
JUSTICE FOR MARSHAWN, ZOHRAN DID THIS #BlackLivesMatter #ANYMAB
>>151828339You'd imagine so
>>151828356write it to disk and shoot it into space, the ayys are ready
>>151828119He heemed himself its disrespectful to life so I VILL make ze jokes
>>151828235“Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to curry their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord.”“Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for human masters,”“since you know that you will receive an inheritance from the Lord as a reward. It is the Lord Christ you are serving.”Colossians 3:24 NIV
NFL blitz 2000. Best game i ever played.
>>151828338Oh damn Crash Bandicoot is just like Bill Belichick and Tom Brady
>>151828356Zoomers will save America though. Zohran and then Nick. Sorry Shlomo your time is coming to a close.
Everytime I shave my head for Mark Andrews he starts playing well. I'm shaving my head Sunday morning
Black on black violence must end!
>>151828379Kekd
>>151828380That would require touching grass and even the Pope has called out zoomers for this
>>151828375For me, it's 2k5
>>151828356>>151828368ạ̶̡̧͇͓̣̗̣̪͚̋̀̎̐̃͊̓͐́́̈͑̀̍͊̏̍̃͗̎̎̂̄̍̇̏̾̍͆̆͐̿̔̒̔͐͊̕ͅĺ̵̨̨̧̬̹̯̜̙͓̟̫͈̹͖̰̞ī̸̢̳̹͚̜͓͈̦͇̥̜̦͖͖͕͔̤̜̖͎̗̺͖̫͙̜̹̪̳̾͆̈́̕͜ư̵̧̡͇͎̮̟̝͈͂̄͒̽̐̎̉̌̓͂͆̋̑̆͋̈̃̆̾̽͒͌́̈́̎͐͊̇͐͆̀͌̂̕̚̕̕̕͠͝m̶̡̧̘̳̳̜͈͕̥͓͓͉̼͔̤̞̬̺̜͕̘̠̰̜̬͇̝̀͊͐̇͗̍͒̀̆̈́̆̀̽̌̍̒̄́̃̿̾͋̍͛̓̔̋͒̈́̚̕͜͜͝ͅͅs̴̡̢̛̪̺̱͔͉̟̬̠̟̭̭̠̹̀̑̿̔͗͊͛̀̈́̈́͆̆ͅ ̵̻̘͕̟̠̯͆͑̍̓͋̍̄̾̄a̴̧̼͕͎͇̱̫̦͉͇̭͎͖̭̱̥̘͈͙͉̺͉͉͔̻͇͉̘̖͚̠̪̿̎͛̋͂̈͗̽̍̔̚͜͜͠ͅŗ̷̨̧̛̥̖͖̩̺̰̳̞̣͎͎̠͚̣̭̼̺͓̙̖͎̫̹̯̳͚̳̯̻̩̬͖͓̏̇͌̏̊̀͊͛̍̒̎̑̀̋̓͛͑͊́͐͛̏̋͗̆̓̈́̀͑̂̊̚͠͝ͅe̷̢̡̡̬̜͖̰̞̘̭̳͎̱͚̫̬͉̥̳̤̼͎͎̥̼̱̩̫͔̟̓̇͆̔̊͊͌̈͛̀̈̽̎̈́̏̆̂͛͐͜͜͠ͅ ̸̨̧̛̛̗̹͈͇̪͍̙͔̬̼̤̥͙̟̮̭͙͓͚̯̼͓̻̋̒̑̈́̓͋̃̀͑̐͒͒̉͂͒̆̿́͘̕͝͠ͅc̵̡̡̟̗̟̻̭̺̣̬̥̹̣̹̭̜̰͙̼͇̭͚̘͚͕̳̺̱̜̤̺͐͌̉̓͑̀̒̀̈͗̓̏̀̌̆̄͐̂̉̈́̓̉̍̿͊̀̉̄́̐̍̾̆̾̄͒̏͘͠͝͝͠o̵̢̡͇͕̦̺̘̤̖̝͙̟̫͕̪̟̪̹̜͆̈́̽͗̀̓̇͑̎̆̃̓͋̓̀̀̐̃́̀̋́̕̕͜͠͝͝m̵̡̡̟͖̰̠̭̯̘̘̪̟̦̟̜̜̻̈̈̉͆̿̈́͆̂͐̂̌̊̇̑̍͒̃̉̈́̂̊̍͘͝͝͝ͅì̸̧̧̢̡̙̱̠͇͙̯̝̞̫̮͖̘̺̤̜̜̖̩͎͎̖̹̫̬͇̽͒̾͑͒̆̃͑̿̌̕͜͝n̸̨̛̛͓̜̩̻̔͛̊̆̈́͗̈͑̃͋͆́͒̓̓́͗͆̑̎̊̓͂͗̆̒͒̓̈̎̑̑̃̈́̕̕͝͝͠g̸̡̡̧̛͈̦͙̦͕͈̳̪͈̮̩̩̞͍̠̥̤̖̩̭̦͙̜̭͍̳̖̱̯̼̣͊̉͌̀͌̀́̾͛̾͗̔̿̃̄̑̾̆̊͋̒̎̿̋͂̀̾̃͐͊͗̀͐̓͛̉͘̕͜͠͠͠ͅ ̴̨̨̨̫͔̞͉̻̘͕͚̳͓͕̫̱̯̰̼̾̑̃͌͂͒̒̓̇̾̀̏̇̽̑͒͋̄̉̾̉͐̀̊̊̾̚͘̕͠͝ͅ
>>151828337DAMN IT JERRY>>151828334>kills aaron>kills the raiderswhy does he hate latinos so much?
He should've been wearing a mask
>everyone reporting on kneeland saying stuff about mental health awareness and checking on loved ones>ignoring the fact he killed himself running away from the policeit’s all so tiresome
>>151828375>>151828394Weird way of spelling Tecmo Super Bowl.Though both are great, as is Madden 05
>>151828404Incidental suicide is not funny
>>151828404imagine unironically being this low iq
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>>151828380They both literally suck jew cock hahahaha
>>151828330It's the realest stat of them all. S-B-C BABY!
>>151828207The NFL says CTE isn't even real, blacks are just like that
>>151828373>Oy vey Goy! You need to work extra hard for my bottom line just like those slaves!>Here, read this scripture so I can manipulate you into doing what I want
>>151828413this poster doesn’t know how he’d feel if he didn’t eat breakfast this morning
>>151828404he was running away from white supremacy
>>151827860Time to apologize to our nephew
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>>151828253I just watched a recommended video where he says that line two days ago. I don’t remember his name, sperg
F
>>151828404I can't stand all these faggots pretending to care, as if anyone is going to lose sleep over this. The fuck does 'muh mental health' even mean? Go get loaded up on anti depressants or talk to some worthless therapist? That doesn't fix a damn thing.
r𝑎idies
>>151828428>there are unironically people who believe that a random anon who claimed he was part of a group of scientists who conducted a study on intelligence was telling the truth>they are gullible and dumb enough to repeat this meme and don't even realize how dumb and gullible they actually are
>>151828427I still cannot believe Christianity workedUnironically greatest ploy in human history>Hey I'm a Jew and I'm also the son of God, everyone must worship and obey me but also never ever ever bother the Jews about anything they are my I mean God's chosen people
>>151828441G. Smith is coming for yall asses
>>151828404He wuz a gud boi an he dindu nuffin
>>151828380>nick saving americawildes thread, wildes website
Are the Chiefs the unscariest team in the league?
>>151828450
>>151828404Just got the notification on it. It was a self-inflicted gunshot wound in a car chase. I'll NEVER understand why people decided to end it all like that.
>>151828427>>151828413
>>151828412>Incidental suicide is not funnyYou must be fun in parties, faggot.
he probably overdosed on marijuana
>>151827414Vaccine status?
>>151828475I simply knock em dead
>>151827414Last digit is the number of times Sauce picks off Micro Penis Jr in a few days
>>151828477No, we have the cause of death. Critical lack of SBC. Be careful, guys. SBC is no joke and every NFL player needs it.
>>151828444People just want to loudly virtue signal on the internet because the internet is full of mentally ill people who need to prove they're the most mental health aware people. On 4chan everyone needs to virtue signal that they're racist, because they're anonymous and still feel a need to fit in. Overall our world is fucked because people on the internet get their voice out to more people than they should, which feeds mentally ill people's manic desires.
>>151828375NFL Blitz needs to come back.
>>151828486Oh shit, Mahomes might be next
Mental health is no joke guysGo see a therapist
>>151828451The Buble doesn't do that at all bud
If you need emotional support, reach out to the national mental health hotline: 988. You are not alone.5:47 AM · Nov 7, 2025·153.1K Views
>>151828495It's funny in the heh sense but not necessarily the haha
>>151828451>blatantly being disengenous just to give you licence to babbleI get its easy to hate on religion but at least know what your talking about.
>>151828498I love his cover of Feeling Good and I am in my mid 20s
>>151828495Because it "helps" with your gay conversion therapy?
>>151828489No most of us are racist because niggers and other browns aren't people like we are. This is very obvious if you aren't retarded. You're right about normalfags wanting to virtue signal though. People need to learn to stop getting emotional over garbage that doesn't effect your life, it's a huge waste of energy.
>>151828380Zohran's a Millennial and his parents are a film director and an Ivy League professor, he grew up on the Upper West Side and pollsters intentionally lumped extreme right wing Hasidic Jews with Zohran supporting Secular Jews to maintain the "rise of antisemitism" narrative.
>>151828516>weunshowered nazis?
>>151828006>the canadian calling someone a soiboyironic.
>>151828522No that's the smell of yo dreads
Be very afraid..
>>151828533Damn you got black zoomers offing themselves over commiting rolling stops and white zoomers with multiple personalities. What is in the water, senpai
>>151828533Get this furfaggot off my screen
>>151828533mccarthyism to the world. his anti-commie gaze was so strong that it killed jaydens elbow from hundreds of miles away
>>151828495therapists are not trustworthy these days, especially if they are women.
Getting drafted to the Cowboys is a death sentence.
>>151828544The zoomer mental health crisis is going to make football so cool
>TNFIt's a pass for me. I'll catch the replay the next day.I'm not feeling the match upBezos got shcammed this week
>>151828543The lady doth protest too much. You probably have brown eyes
so he chose to flee instead of getting a speeding ticket, got into a crash and offed himself? and just like that any pity i had for him is gone. a totally retarded natural selection death just like dwayne bustkins
how many tonight?
>>151828573oh god he's playing? Pass
Cowboys are so bad their players have started to neck themselves. Very sad.
>>151828573At least 3
>>151828404Dude are they so wound up that they think a traffic stop is going to be a cartel torture? This is the most sickening story I’ve heard in a long time. I’m so angry that I am such a neet loser and this guy got to live his dream and have it all and throw it away like that. I’d kill to be him. Why freak out so much? Fuck
>>1518285733 wet diarrheas
Wait so why'd he do it? What was the traffic infraction that the cops were pursuing him over?
>APNews Jerry Jones addresses media, claims Cowboys are "now in the trade market," calls reporter "sugartits"
>>151828594he'd probably do it anyway he was driving alone with a gun at night
>>151828594I'm guessing it was the 12,000 TBIs he's been getting since before he was 12
>>151828573When I see the Broncos I can only think of that Scorpio episode of SimpsonsOne of the last bangers before Simpsons got shit
>>151828569He was probably on something. Wednesday night, means if you're gonna do something like coke or meth this is when to do it. You get a few drinks in, take a trip to the toilet and come out ready to get a few drinks more, another bathroom trip or two and you're good to drive in your mind. You're 24, still pretty young and you are blitzed with a BAC somewhere above .2 you just sort of assume your life is over.
>>151828573I look forward to this absolute shitter of a game
>"The audio dispatch indicated they found him in a porta potty near a building"KWABOAT contender right here. That's more embarrassing than being found after a botched round of autoerotic asphyxiation
>>151828577>He's playing? PassYeah, that's what most qbs do
>>151828483Shot himself in the head with a clotshot needle bullet
>>151828375gg nephew, nothin personnel
>losing to my berds pushed a man to suicide kek
>>151828495I thought I had no problems, but I realized I was an alcoholic so I stopped drinking. But then I started getting bad feelings, so now I supplement with taking a ton of melatonin and going to sleep at 9pm whenever I get alcohol cravings. I dont really need a therapist anymore.
>>151828619The found him in the locker room?
>>151828619Didn't want his bowels all over the upholstery
>>151828594broken bussy
Makes no sense that we still have cops chasing people for traffic violations in 2025. Have a speed camera, and send a ticket. So much unnecessary deaths and injuries
>>151828631you're actually brave asf and doing better than most addicts
>>151828642You can always just pull over when they flash their lights at you. Like, that's an option
>>151828270Sauce please, this whore has been posted all over 4channel lately
>>151828642lol he was hiding something dummy no one acks themself over a speeding ticket
>>151828642DWI is more lucrative than running a red light
>>151828655Odds he was on something and knew he was fucked because of the gun?
>>151828270i hate nostrils like that
>>151828650Black people have a right to endanger everyone around them and try to bait a cop into some kind of violation that results in a payday lawsuit against the city any time a cop tries to pull them over. It's literally in their interest to act as unsafely as possible and then claim racism because every stupid white person in this country will support this kind of behavior.
>>151827414Vaxx status?
>>151828642imagine not having enough rizz to confidently talk your way out of a ticket
>>151828533That's my QB! OwO
>>151828585> I’d kill to be himso would he
>>151828655Hard stimulants take three days to get out of your system (cocaine, substituted amphetamines, meth) also the type of drugs that are gonna make you drink more and act irrationally. If you play sunday, you can do some Molly and coke on Wednesday night into thursday, pee in a cup on Sunday and come out with not enough in your system to be detected.
Jerry is the master of staying in the news for any other reason than winning a football game
I want to smell mina's hair while she doesn't know that I am standing behind her.
>>151828533does "Nine" have an alibi for last night in the Dallas Fort Worth area?
>>151828642They can use the traffic ticket to fuck with you, try to get you to admit to more crimes, or try to find some probable cause to search your vehicle to try to accuse you of more crimes.
>>151828642Would never have caught the OKC bomber
>>151828533I’m very afraid of the 9 points his offense will put up against the Ravens.
>>151828690>still finding women "mysterious" and worthy of this kind of obsession in 2025She's just a random ape, anon. She's not special and even if you sniffed her hair, it would just smell like shampoo.
>>151828702That's different, if a white boy is running from the police you know he done fucked up
>>151828642>Fuck the Police>Love the Cameras This is the type of mixed Libertarianism and Surveillance State that makes great bait.
>>151828670Wow you're intensely disturbed
>>151828720> smell like shampoothat anon probably doesn’t know what that smells like
>>151828650this is a low IQ response.>when someone does something stupid, the cops shouldn't make it worse>yeah well someone doesn't have to do something stupid in the first placethanks for that, very helpful.
>>151828723*methed up
>>151828737doing something stupid is in fact the low iq response in this situation
Honestly I think the police should be charged with harassment and manslaughter
>>151828670Very accurate post, luckily this kind of shit is coming to an end. Even normalfags have nigger fatigue nowadays.
>>151828404you think that fleeing the police is mutually exclusive with mental health issues?
>>151828746>low IQthe explicit standard to be an officer of the police force
>>151828585I mean, the "social climate" might have had him convinced they'd frame him for something and ruin his career, or fabricate some reason to kill him over a traffic stop. That's the most innocent possibility.More likely, he was drinking or otherwise intoxicated, and he thought they'd find out if they stopped him, and that would ruin his career. (Even though it wouldn't, it almost never does.)There's also a chance he had illegal substances in his car in significant quantities, which would actually run a significant risk of him getting permanently shitcanned.Maybe it was some combination of all three, and we might never know the details because it would look bad for the NFL.
>>151828737Yeah and you're such a high minded high IQ individual that I'm sure you're in favor of eradicated punishment altogether since it's "stressful" and "doesn't solve the problem."Let's just sit black people down and explain to them why the crimes they committed were bad no no things to do and I'm sure they'll learn their lesson and stop doing it since they're all such well meaning people and definitely listen and learn lessons. Your enlightened attitude towards crime will surely lead to a better society. Just promise me you live and enforce these policies as far away from me as possible.
not sure if based or cringe
Has anyone found a reliable way to filter out this dov spam poster?
>>151828746the situation of posting on this basket weaving forum is wholly separate from the situation of running from the police. if you're struggling to grasp that, then you should cease commenting on IQ immediately.
>>151828720Honestly, the Hapa with a lot of boy hobbies I got with was probably one of the worst lays. My friend had a decent relationship with a hapa and she was his least favorite long term girlfriend.Too upwardly mobile, too pantsuit, can't decide if they want to be a sub or a girlboss and have all the white girl tendencies to bitch about trauma and all the asian mom tendencies to get preachy.
>>151828769nope, you just based your entire asshurt post on something you fabricated. brain broken newfag behavior.
>>151828774according to (((Israeli archaelogists)))
>>151828769Big if true
>>151828690Most socially adjusted 4chan poster
>>151828772>you now remember Ari Meirov
what's the male equivalent of this?
>>151828789>boohoo, don't pull them over, it's gonna hurt they feelings>NO! I'm not in favor of eradicating punishment! Just...let's just leave them strongly worded letters, okay?You are a maximum cuck retard and I wish endless black crime upon your doorstep where you are put in charge of reforming them without pulling them over or "making things worse" you absolute fucking retard.
>>151828792Thank you for the clarification that Israel is Hebrew
>>151828809when I hang clothing on my erect penis while I am putting away the laundry
>>151828809Carrying your PBR in your nutsack pouch
>>151828809Butt chugging
>>151828812Neverending rolling stops?
>>151827414>what playin for dallas does to mfer..
>>151828809Big fan of her nudes
>>151828812These fags have such a disconnect from reality nothing will help them. Even when their spouses/children are murdered by nogs they still cuck on race issues.
>>151828849>disconnect from reality>doyouknowweweare.mp4
>>151828809Resting your phone on your erection while lying down.
>libtards in a football threadwhy
>7 hours
>>151828733He’s not wrong though.
>>151828877I ask this question every time i even see them on 4chan period. Its like the ENTIRE webspace is available to you to be an idiot at, why deliberately come here where you know your not welcome
>>151828702Even McVeigh pulled over though
>TNF with the broncoscomfy low scoring defensive game incoming
>>151828006It's tiktok speech imported into reddit
>cowboys player dies>everyone talking about it is being a racistbaka my head /sp/
>>151828737Kill yourself shitlib.
>>151828877It's probably that pedophile bitchknees without his trip, he's the one constantly bringing up politics so he can report people who respond.
>>151828882Yeah he is
>>151828887have you considered they're doing it to annoy you and your inability to ignore them fuels them?
>>151828887Found the 2016 election newfag tourist
>>151828642Genuinely hope this poster's loved one is killed by a speeding man of dark complexion for the most deserved karma ever. Could have been saved if a cop pulled him over for reckless driving but instead he was just ticketed by one of those flashing cameras while he was speeding drunk.
>>151828887We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us.
>>1518288874chan isn't your safe space you spastic kek
>>151828908>shitlibs don’t make excuses for nog crimes!It’s literally happening right now in the thread dipshit.
>>151828900I think they're more upset the cop didn't shoot him
>>151828909Impossible. Trolling outside of /b/ is against the rules.
>nigger dies >everyone goes full /pol/
Injury status: Suicide
>>151828925No we just don't make endless excuses for niggers committing crimes that endanger innocent peoples lives. If it makes you feel better faggots like you are almost more dangerous than the blacks since you enable them while thinking you're the 'good guys'.
>self-inflicted gunshot to the back of the head What did he know? Dirt on Jerruh? Goydell maybe?
>>151828925Leftists are sociopaths what else is new
>>151828920libshits have always been BTFO but yet they still insist on coming back and mass reporting when they get told to fuck off like fags (pedosknee)
>>151827860>Ends up being rightHoly shit I hate redditors.
>>151828944He was driving so fast because he had the epstein files
>>151828910>le pools closed was a lefty meme! Kek spotted the 2020 trooncord raid newfag
>>151828902>t. a morally enlightened person
NEW>>/hm/>>/hm/>>/hm/
>>151828977New
>>151828922No it isn't. Do you mean the poster who said traffic stops are outdated?
>>151828967Seriously shitlib, follow Kneelands example and kill yourself
>leftists malding and mass reporting in 3...2...1..
>>151828987Yes it is. He’s bitching about traffic stops because it happens to speeding blacks aka making excuses for black crime.
>>151828812>don't pull them over, it's gonna hurt they feelingsnobody said this at all. again, you've revealed how you're a retard who fabricates things right in the first line of your post. brain broken newfag behavior.
>>151828962certainly wasn't a meme created by people who are obsessed with lefies and ownin da libs
>>151828812>kill people over traffic tickets
>>151828085Yeah, he probably should've called a cab.
>>151828642if they already have you on camera, then why run away?
