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How do I continue being 100% Jesus and Christian when God, who loves me, didn't bless me with professional football player genetics?
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>>151827663
start rating zidane. enlighten yourself
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>>151827663
God had other plans for you. Shitposting on an anime imageboard.
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being 100% jesus is about doing the best you can and at some point you have to be honest with yourself about whether you've done that, many players have achieved great success with average genetics so you can't possibly pin that on god. your existence itself is such an unlikely miracle and the fact that you've chosen to spend it making such gay threads speaks VOLUMES
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>>151827663
you will eventually become greater than any baller ever during the eternity that you will spend in his kingdom
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>>151827741
What’s the next step of his master plan?
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God's plan sucks and he rapes small children. Take control of your own life.
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>>151827744
>many players have achieved great success with average genetics
Name 5
>inb4 average genetics is not being tall or fast
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>>151827884
euphoric



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