thursday (06/11)>BRA1NOW! | Fluminense x MirassolNOW! | Ceará x Fortaleza21:30 | Palmeiras x Santos>COL1 (UTC-5)NOW! | Boyacá Chicó FC x América de Calisexday (07/11)>ARG121:00 | Rosario Central x San Lorenzo>URY116:30 | Miramar Misiones x Racing de Montevideo19:30 | Cerro Largo x Liverpool UY>PRY118:30 | Recoleta FC x Sportivo Luqueño>COL1 (UTC-5)17:30/15:30 | Envigado FC x Millonarios20:10/18:10 | Deportivo Pereira x Independiente Medellín22:20/20:20 | Deportes Tolima x Llaneros FC>BRA219:00 | Athletic Club x Ferroviária21:30 | Cuiabá x Goiás>CHL120:00 | Unión La Calera x Deportes IquiqueUTC-3/[localtime]Schedule: https://rentry.org/copalib-schedulePrevious: >>151823059
a.nal fuck
people from palmeiras are always happy :)
result of today's game
You see anon, /copalib/ works because its a eternal act of the comedy man (blue flags) and the straight man (green flags) along with the occasional secondary character (other flags), however once you add in anglo flags or the eternal butthurt chik*ner schizo to the equation you skew this fine balance too much to one direction and it stops working.Which is why you should stop responding to tourists.
i want a girl with nice and thick strong legs to crush my head like a watermelon
I want a horse that only speaks in english
>>151832465>the straight man (green flags)the jokes write themselves
>>151832465>the straight man (green flags)bruh
As opposed to the gay man (blue flags)
>>1518324754/10, pits too bald
>>151832462she's cuteand it very bad taste to call her chipmunk, you are a mean person
>fortaleza is winningoh boy santos HAS to not lose
meu mirassol ta fazendo a borvoleta
fuck a.nal
ELA ME MAMOU COM A BALA HALLS
If your team.has money and wants to be champion, you should hire abel, cuca, renato, some new argentinian or portugueseIf your team has okay money, you should hire fernando seabra, coudet, diniz, thiago nunesIf your team has no money you should hire jair ventura, carpini, odair hellman
I stand with Mirassol
>>151832432anime
>>151832458/vela/ reasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sr5R8rXnOo
>>151832458ela tem cabelo pintado
>>151832462>>151832458demonia gostosa fdp
>hey bro, we saw you standing there talking about jews and yelling something about Leila we really enjoyed your vibe
>>151832563cabelo pintado coração manchado
Diniz is a good coachBrazil should consider him for NT
>>151832603I think he was the coach who lasted the shortest time at NT, I think it was six rounds of qualifiers or something like that.
>>151832611it was really retarded how they hired him but he continued as fluminense coach
>coworker is crying on WhatsApp about his job.
>>151832603he should come to bokita when Russo's helper gets threw up at the closest YPF
>>151832625>SopaNo way kek
>>151832625>coworker crying about his job.what
>>151832603Diniz is mocked but he was able to achieve greater things with worse teams than the top coaches here.Would Abel or Jorge Jesus be able to win Libertadores with Fluminense?BTW, How can you measure a manager's skill if such manager only manage top teams? You can say that Leornado Jardim is a great manager because he managed so-so teams and was able to achieve great things. The same couldn't be said about Abel or Jorge Jesus. Even if Felipe Luis ended up winning Libertadores, winning with the richest team of South America is way easier.
fartin it up like it's sexta feira in cariocazil
Luxemburgo is mocked but he was able to achieve greater things with worse teams than the top coaches here.Would Abel or Jorge Jesus be able to win Campeonato Paulistano with Bragantino?
jogadinha do Paquetá
>>151832831Luxemburgo trained madridWhich other Brazilian has done so
>>151832850Felipão coached Chelsea and won a World Cup
>Neymar is not even in the stadium.
>>151832850Rene Simões, Gilson Kleina, Levir Culpi, Oswaldo de Oliveira and Jair Picerni.
tao cheirando meu mirassol
>>151832831>Luxemburgo was the last manager Palmeiras had before Abel
>>151832897this, ppl literally don´t remember this.
>>151832831Luxemburgo is just one step below Felipão, Telê and TiteYou can see in his interviews that he understood where football was going and that was in mid 2000s he just can't bring it to life in the field
>>151832475señor, esto es un hombre
>>151832931>TiteThe only reason why his name is mentioned is because of that CWC title with Corinthians
>>151832831The only criticism that Luxemburgo faced was refusing to adapt to current time. He ended up becoming an old dog refusing to learn new tricks. BTW, how the fuck Luxemburgo is 10 years older than Dorival?
>>151832475i just want a girl, i'm so lonely.
>>151832960>refusing to adapt to current timeJust like DIniz never learns with his past mistakes
>>151832953that and winning literally every title except for a world cup
>>151832988>Copa do Brasil when it wasn't relevant>Sulamericana when it wasn't relevant>2 Brasileirões with Corinthians + MSI>1 Carioca with the almighty Flamengo
>>151833003nice cope, he won
Is he from Luxembourg
that's how Santos is waiting for PAL right now
>>151832953Tite is a good coach. His teams aren't particularly exciting to watch but he can set up an effective and competitive team like very few. Turning a game against a Tite team when they have a lead as narrow as 1-0 is an extremely difficult task and not because he is a relocker.
>>151832876>Comparing pre UCL Chelsea to Madrid???
>relockerstop making up words weirdo
>>151832892In my country no one knows who these are
mom made tempurájelly?
>>151833119The guy eating beans and nuggets probably is
>>151833119>jelly?does she have hairy pits?
Jesus Christ, Palmeiras fans are loud but they're so repetitive.
safe to say a few copalibers are lighter than her?
Gordinhas Gremista's
>>151833136No, we're darker.
>Billal not playing>Thaciano not playing>Tiquinho not playing>Neymar not playingWhere are the Santos craquis?
>>151833156on the field
brasileirao is officially a streamers league
>>151832432Varmeiras
>>151833200Its over.Millions must goon
>>151833200(Neymar not present)
Besides the SP teams, is there any other fanbase that hates Palmeiras?
that narrator on the foreign stream talks-a like-a mario
Vamos virar santos
In Brazil, the result, "7–1" (Portuguese: sete a um), has become a metaphor for a devastating and crushing defeat, while "Goal for Germany" (Portuguese: gol da Alemanha) is used as an exclamation after a mishap.
40 minutes have passed and the so called 'leader' can't score against a Z4 team, this league is too balanced
>>151833237Flamenguistas from Pará and Maranhão
would you rather>have your team relegated and stay there for 3 years>have your team relegated, come back right after just to be relegated again
>>151833474i choose for all peronbabuinos to die
>>151833526is that option A or option B?
>>151832625>perdigãoI miss this nigga in my Inter like you wouldn't believe
>>151832834>passinhokys
>>151833474I'd rather kill myself than have my team relegated
congratulations for la quarta y la oitava, flameme
>>151833556I look like this and exclusively wear band tees
>>151833595so option B then?
>>151833596i usually like anime but not from you faggotanulo mufa
I'm gonna be pissed if Palmerda doesn't do what they're supposed to. the only fun part of this year's Brasileirão is seeing Santos rebaixated again
no way we're scoring tonight
>Veiga inwe're so back>>151834123aryan perro
Speaking of light eyes, if you have blue eyes for the love of God close your eyes a little and stop staring so much when another person is speaking, it makes you look like a banshee
>prantos
were back>>151834205>tfw didn't inherited my mom's blue eyes if you have blue eyes, marry someone with blue eyes.
BANTOS
Thats not necessarily how genetics work, both my mother and my dad have brown eyes and my sister and i have blue and green
>>151834273and your neighbor, does he have light eyes?
>>151834300I live in a small mountain
>>151834310brazil is nothing but a collection of small mountains
>>151834327Some people live on the top some live on the bottom, they used to have a slur for those on the bottom
>>151834364How hard was it to find a purple team in south america
>>151834327There is no mountain in brazil
>>151834360actually, since it's all mountains, the flat parts at the bottom are more desirable
>>151834388This is exactly what a groundfag would say
it's overi blame trikaschizo fc
>>151834382anyone who's not a poser knows Defensor Sporting
Vitor Roque is just way too good for Brazilian football
Lets all calm down our nerves, here let me put a song*starts to scramble on a CD book filled with the same Legião Urbana album repeated*
BBANTOSS
what will nerman do now
remember when trikaschizo wouldn't shut up about vitor roque? kek
I dont particularly pay attention to what he says to remember anything
>>151834488It is the peter principle. He is on the gabigol spot. Too good for brazil, too shit for europe
>>151834510Play la B
>>151834526Gabigol had one good season, let it go
>>151834497Kek
>>151834528can santos still afford him?
>not good enough for europeI already seen the football played in that continent bro gabigordo wont convince me otherwise
today it was bean nuggets but tomorrow it'll be this inshallahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v50OQFhc16U
Vitor NhoquePalmeiras 2 x 0 Prantos(i miss the chileanbro)>>151834567he will probably move to Flamengo next year.
>>151834567Most likely he either buy santos with his dad or he goes to flamemes
>>151834567Probably notHe will go to Inter Miami to play alongside with Pissi
>>151834620But Vitoria is not playing :(
Who is the Independiente Rivadavia of the Brasileirao?
why is rigatoni so much more expensive than penne
>>151834497She has a beaitiful name btw
>she
>>151834616classic brazãowill make a great pointblank save but gift a goal because he doesn't know how to rush out of the net
>>151834537He had one great season and 3 or 4 good seasons
>>151834637A woman named vitoria was posted so he decided to pay homage to us>>151834665Juventude
calleri score 11 goals 8 of them at paulista = craquegabigol scoring 20 goals 2 of them in a final = bagre
>>151834584Vitor roque failed in barthelona like gabigol failed in milan
Random mention of São Paulo again, but if i say they are buckbroken by the tricolor paulista i turn into the bad guy
>>151834637
>>151834807Fortaleza should have not sacked vovjoda
>brings LA QUARTA for Argentina
>>151834779>implying its not trikaschizo who likes to roast calleri
>>151834826Who's that pokemon
>>151834807Anulo mufa
South of the river you stop and you smell everythingA band is eating beans double four timeYou feel alright when you hear those farts ring
>>151834824Palermos seems to be good. He might appear in galo next year and fail spetacularly
>>151834843Milanesas are fried, not roasted
>>151834364feels good being on the moral side
>>151834918you say this about every coachno really, every time youre saying someone is eventually training galo, what is wrong with you
>>151834939Interesting
>>151834911South of the plata river?>>151834939Great work. I didint know the flag, you ised a lot of shields and they look tidy unlike my image
>>151834957Galo has a tendency to recycle
>>151834123When the dogs in Argentina are more white then the people.
>>151834939Lol i had forgotten sao paulo was once named palmeiras
>>151834958further proof that no one considers santos a proper rivalimagine corinthians doing an homage like this to a palmeiras or são paulo player
>>151834364>no sacachispas
>>151834997Palermo never trained Galo though?
>>151835016Recycle foreign coaches other teams bringI remember sampaoli and coudet. And they aggressively tried jorge jesus
Is this Palermo that Palermo with the poney tail that played for boca?
>>151835038so? Turco Mohamed and Gabi Milito came out of nowhere
rip turco mohamedI cry everytiem
>>151835011gambá doesn't have idols
>>151835053Ok. Palermo will never coach galo.
w-we saved you once ou algo
>>151835081>who's lula
>>151835098What position did lula play for corinthians?
>>151835120Goalkeeperhttps://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lula_Monstrinho
Can we talk about his resuscitation?
>>151835166see >>150363241
HAHAHAHHAHA
>>151835295abuelotti master class
>>151835295I really don't understand why Bento and Hugo Souza are ALWAYS called
Congratulations Mirassol on winning the 2026 Copa Libertadores.
>>151835295tbf their squad is ass they just have messialthough I highly rate shulian I don't think he could carry this team both are quarter finals teams at best
>>151835318Alisson is machucated, Fábio is 54yo, everyone else is equal or worse>>151835190I'm not gay but this first frame made my butthole winkt. Cuguloso fã
>>151835334>tbf their squad is ass they just have messiGordo Lopez is their best player
>>151835341Rafael from SP is better then Bento and Hugo
>>151835295I dont know who any of the players on the left or the right are
CriciwomanAnd two bolivian teamsCriciwomanBielsa across the streetCriciwomanAbel Ferreira has no gritHe never won in heriberto hülseread to the tune of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFvoDDs0XM
Everson is the best and most well rounded basuleirão keepersThe others either lack some kind of basic stuff>Hugoawful at corners but he's good in big games and penalties>Brazãoawful rushing from goal>Rafaeldoesn't make a difference except for those 6 months between 2023 and 2024, overrated rn>Léo Jardimthis one comes close, a bit of a reflex baby and i feel like he concedes shit goals from time to time>Bentoshouldnt even be called, i suppose he's got the right agent like vanderson, Caio Henrique, Douglas Santos and other shitters >Wevertonwent to shit now that his reflexes are goneAnd all of these are obviously tiers below Alisson otherwise they wouldn't be stuck at basuleirão
>>151835477retard
>>151835502feel free to prove him wong
>>151835509>Rafael>overratedhe's doing at least one miracle every match, he's underrated if anything
>>151832432Those are really weird beans
Every single one of you is retarded and wrong and im right, end of story.
?
>>151835594Arent estevao and endrick teenagers
>>151835634>he's only 18 years old you sick fuck
>>151835594>messi>dudu>pedro
>>151835594women don't know futbol
Pedophile hours on copalib rn
>>151835594>Hulk on the rightbitch have you seen his back?
>>151835295>luciano jubaFuck you cachalote
>>151835467An all time classic songAn underwhelming run for a libertadores champion
https://x.com/i/status/1986489517956600154aimsun manager was a elifoot/brasfoot/fmbaseated
>>151835893this fucker is literally living my dream
>>151835920In another reality hes here posting on copalib with us and you are there coaching mirassandra
my nipples are extremely hard for some reason
Thanks i really needed this information
>>151835969my nipples are always hard and poking though my shirt
>>151835920>this fucker is literally living my dreamhttps://youtu.be/AIKbn82TV5M
You guys always come with very necessary and useful information for this online forum
>>151836017is it like when someone talks behind your back and then your ears burn?
>>151836038Im too autistic to be a coach
>>151836067I don't know the condition of tapia's nipples
Imagine if Mirassol win copalib in 2026, and they win again 2027,and then they win again the year after and then they win every year Imagine that
You guys always want me to imagine the silliest things
>daydreaming about mirassol again
>>151835893Next galo coach
Imagine if we all doxxed ourselves
>>151836069Autistim is giving up before even trying. If that's something you actually like you should give it a real try before giving up. You could be /copalib/'s greatest manager
>>151835893i cant stand this sapo and how he laughs at everything
Even if i posted my full government name and my current location here ntihing would happens aside from one nigga sendong me iFood at 4 in the morning>hurrr then do itNo
>>151836205I'm from Alagoas and I root for 3 teams because of my dad
>>151836068yeah, it's my spider sense
>>151836240you had three dads???
>>151836237>government nameOpposed to what? Your dwarf name?
>>151836427nom de guerre
I say uwu in public all the time and have no shame.
>>151836427I do not want anyone to know what name snow white calls me
>>151836322He is fat but not that much. He is ancient so he had a local team, a team from rio and a team from são paulo since only they got televized. So I grew up with a local team + those two. Although I'm mostly Basco, I still follow the other two and I'm happy when they win
>>151832432Cheiro Bros...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoHxRht8xcM
>>151836470Aguante boca btw
>>151836470hot take: saying uwu outloud is at least 100x gayer than typing it
>>151836470Vai corinthians btw
if you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of meuwu no, baby please don't go
Vai corinthians btwAvante palestra btwPra cima peixão btwVamos são paulo btw
>>151836632Asking for some carioca to do their own version of this since i have zero idea what is the most common used "vamos btw" phrase that rio teams use
>>151836632this is wrong, everyone knows the correct shout is vai paulão
>>151836681Vamos Fluzão btwVamos Mengão bteVamos Vascão btwVamos Fogão btw
>>151836740im sure you can come up with something more creative
>>151836597Kek
>>151836707Barolo said its vamos são paulo and not vai são paulo and since hes word is gospel then you are wrong sorry
>>151836322that's the average brazilian family tree
>lets call ancelotti to our event and put 2 grumpy old guys to shit on him for 5 minutesWho had this idea
I did
>>151836906She looks like one of those blowup dolls that try to be realistic but only end up looking weird (derogatory)
>>151836944>SheYou look like the kind of retard that replies to off-topic garbage and then complains about other off-topic garbage.
>>151832487>where do you workout>at the guaubrary
Tomorro brazil plays indonesiaThere is a guy in brazil called gabriel mecMeanwhile gabriel pec is playing the mlsI hope they play together someday
Colombia and venezuela also play
Tim Bahia
Theres a janny/mod in this thread right now
There is as janny right behind you.
can you guys find girls from baile funk music videos
They're black
Mom washed me the black ones.
Come to think of it I never, in my life, gooned or got horny while under the influence of alcohol. I should drink more often
>>151834939inte de limeira is the bwc team
>>151837876
Beleza galera mas e o Santos?
buceta favelada (male)
buceta favelada
You can just go outside and see chav girls
I hate how the word nonce means pedophile. I must have called like 20 people nonces thinking it meant "idiot"
true but i think brazilian women know their place slightly better than arr lasses
bom chia copalib
>>1518388933 in 5 women enjoy engaging in "pregação", that means making out with 10 or more guys in a party, they do that even while in love with other people. My female friend told me about kissing 26 guys in a rave to forget her ex and went back to him the next day
>>151838886lol that's "dunce" I have made the same mistake
>>151838893>>151838906>pegaçãoFixed
>>151838906>they do that even while in love with other peoplewomen don't fall in love
>>151838916True, but I'm using the word as a stand-in for the guys women keep as pets
>>151838906>>151838914i guess yours and ours get started at the same age too>>151838916all women are whores (except my mother and family)
Neymar didn't want to play yesterday because he's going to Interlagos today.
>>151838886it's alright, british people use "nonce" for everything so it can mean "idiot" too if you want it to
>>151838886The exact same thing happened to me.
>>151838942what's a word that means just pedophile?
>>151839139paedo
What's the ETA on jeets being shipped into here?
>>151839299Soon, just make sure you kill all the jeet men and keep the women for sex.
>>151839306We've already tried that before and it didn't work out very well
>>151839299Brazilian people dont have kids anymore. Soon selecao will have people born in venezuela, congo and haiti.>inb4 andreas pereiraHis father was a football player
>>151839311Try again, trust me you dont want to be anywhere near a pajeet man. They stink and shit up everything. Jeet women actually provide decent sex.
>>151839332>Try again, trust me you dont want to be anywhere near a pajeet man. They stink and shit up everything. Jeet women actually provide decent sex.Don't listen to the American, he's bipolar on this issue. He's correct about pajeet men being stinky and shitting up everything. So do their miserable women. There's nothing decent about sticking your cock in poo. Better off with a farty Argentine
>>151839332They cant be worse than us
>>151839388>t. Has never fucked a pajeet girl Have sex >>151839390You have no idea bro, im literally warning you. If you see a pajeet man, kill him.
Being a baseball player like a pitcher or batter seems so much more kino than being a footballer, play once every 2 games, stay on the field for like 15 mins. Make as much as an EPL player
is this true or just smoke?
>>151839422A footballer may or may not fuck his kneeA pitcher will fuck his wrist and make tommy john surgery It is like the rain in belém. You domt ask if it will rain but when it will rain
>I want to work less!Brazil everyone.
>>151839473didn't know I was brazilian
My best footballing memory is scoring my team goal in a 8x1 loss. A friend had said I was shit and I proved him wrong
Vampeta had a bad influence.in.br football. His stories are funny but now every former footballer thinks he is a comediant. Gilmar fubá went to espn to tell.he gave alcohol.to.his 2 year old son and everybody laughed
It must be exhausting to be a lateral. You are expected to run the whole.l pitch up and as soon as the play ends (sometimes sooner!) you must run it all down. Nobody else is expected to do this with this sense of urgency.
Futebol é tão louco que até mesmo erros podem ser positivos. O Vitor Roque dominou mal essa bola. Se ele domina pra frente, como queria, o Brazão ia chegar dividindo com ele. Não foi o goleiro que saiu mal, o Roque que dominou mal. E o erro foi benéfico. Ah o futebol...
>>151839524I would so bad
TINI fka Violetta aka PUTA
>>151839524If this is all it takes to win a libertadores, then let do it 3 times.
>>151839561It is what it takes to Win a ticket to the finalYour team may still lose
>>151839569At least they get a chance to win it.
>>151839410>t. fucks pooNo thanks
>>151839595>topic of pajeets comes up >bong flag suddenly appears GOOD MORNING SIR
>sunday>I will NEVER EVER drink again>friday>hmm vodka
for realsão paulo doesn't understand this because cazares pocketed the 100mi they got from copa do brasil and somehow still recorded a loss that year
>>151839600>tf>tpIt's the afternoon
>BRO THE PLAYERS OF THE 90s WERE SPECIALDenilson still living off his time at Betis and that moment against 5 turks at World CupHe was a ciscador safado that would score 5 goals per season
Did the 90's count?
>>151839676>my team doing better in the 90s than these daysYes>me kicking a glass bottle out of frustration during a party in the 90s and hurting my footNo
CISCADOR SAFADO
>>151839676Only 1994>my brother was born>Brazil won the WC>Velez beat milan
ITT: Certified craques da resenha
Sport can be officially relegated tomorrow
SARRA NO MENOR QUE TA DE GLOCK NA CINTURA
>colombian In>the commentator: yeah, ecuador is doing the paperwork to steal him from Colombia Why do they keep doing this
CONVOCADOS
Adrian Ramosbros....
What is the name of the funk song that plays during this video (I know all of you have seen it)
>>151839789>Montero >no Mier(da) Finally
>>151839818Eu trabalhava no mc
Baile de Favela - Mc João
>>151839818I forgot the imageFuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Oh that's ummmMC Bin Laden
>>151839512stop with the excuses, bernabei
Jogadinha do Gordinha
Please do not watch us lose today.
>>151839512a football field isn't that long, running 100 meters in 15 seconds shouldn't be demanding
>>151839971I’m watching us choke as we speak. These guys need a bath of humility
>>151839971>millonarios vs endivigadoswho writes this shit?
>>151840035Me
>>151840044why won't you write a victory for your team?
>>151840051Trust the plot
>>151840044Write it so aBerica goes to la B again
I hate lunch breaks so much. Yeah were gonna give you two hours to eat and lay down in bed and when you reach peak sleepiness you come back to work
>>151840073you get TWO hours of lunch break?? brazilians really can't suffer
>>151840082it's way too muchat my work i requested to give me only 30 minutes which is more than enough for me and they refused
Resenha
>>151840073This nigger gets 2 hours, wtf.
>>151840098They can't do that if you are CLT, you have to do at least 1 hour. I can do 2 if I want as well but then I would have to leave work later.
>>151840120i'm funçatheres no reason to not let me do 30 minutes so i can leave earlier
>>151840126>A Lei nº 8.112/90, que rege os servidores públicos federais,não define o horário de almoço diretamente, mas estabelece que o intervalo para refeição é obrigatório para quem trabalha 8 horas diárias e deve ter no mínimo 1 hora e no máximo 3 horasE se tu for estadual a lei deve se similar.
>>151840138>federaisnot my caseour minimum is 30 minutesHR fags actually got on my case because i was clocking back in like 15 minutes after leaving for lunch
>>151840138se tu fores*please use the correct conjugation
>>151840073I’d rather have no lunch than spending two unpaid hours in a fucking office
>>151840159Fuck off prof Pasquale
>>151840165Can't you leave the office to have lunch?
>>151840165No bro after 11 they close shop, i have to drive all the way home, then come back at 13. I cant bring myself to do anything during this period so i just vegetate
>>151840171don't be rude to someone who has good intent in making important corrections
>>151840183And what’s the point if most people live more than half an hour away>>151840184Damn, it sucks. How far do you live from it?
Now the question of the ages, >actually smart woman that shares your tastes in movies, music, videogames, reads books, but is neurotic like all smart women areOr>pleasant and chill hot woman but she is normal, likes sertanejo, futebol and netflix
>>151840196>>151840171For me it’s profesor super O
>>151840216>pleasant and chill hot woman but she is normal, likes sertanejo, futebol and netflixThis, I hate troublesome women
>>151840105so there's a chance sports don't pipocates
>>151840216>likes sertanejowhich kind of sertanejo? this can be a dealbreaker
>>151840216>>151840241>implying all women arent troublesome>>151840256Probably normal stuff like jorge n mateus, henrique n juliano
>>151840253If they win every game from now won they might stay at serie A
>>151839512Nah fuck you man you’re the type of people that be all like “those poor football players, they play too much” meanwhile any gari runs way more everyday. Footballers should be playing at least 3 times a week every week. Fuck those rich bums
>>151840283so they can win seriė A and copalib
>>151840283they not only need to win (not tie) every game, but everyone else at the Z4 needs to lose (not tie)
Who was atanásio and why is he spinning
>https://youtu.be/ZNKBrTEJp3g?si=YeANh1CwW-2h--H2Its up!
>>151840317>check teams in XYZ4Yeah sports es de primera
>>151840322I only know anastasio
>>151840389if they tie tomorrow and fortaleza wins against grêmio, it's already overif they lose tomorrow it's already over
i guess it's that time of the year where i play yugioh forbidden memories again
Today is sex day, why are you talking about yu gi oh on sex day?
> this girl with Eastern European name reached out to me via LinkedIn and she lives here in Medellin. It’s so over colombiabros
>>151840432i'm holding for the 28th, the black sexo gayI mean day
>>151840435There are plenty of Ivanas in Colombia tho
>there are 5 colombians posting itt regularly>they all swear they dont support nacional.That is an statistical miracle
>>151840459perhaps naciomal is the culombian corinthians, where any of the supporters can speak english in order to post here
It is like us brazilians pretending we dont all support flamengo
>>151840432because i am a loser faggot who enjoys bad games
>>151840432You missed the part in which he said "forbidden memories"
>>151840475>>151840533What part of SEX DAY did you not understand?
>>151840432YGO is better than sex
>>151840548I will be having sex with my hand, dunno if that counts.
>>151840408I guess gremio will lose and galo will suck big fat cocks
>>151840592Have sex >>151840626That only half counts
Vamos Vasco btw
>>151840648what if he uses both hands
whoah whoah big dick guy over here
>>151840681Both hands is an acceptable replacement to the pussy then. I'll allow it.
Hoy juega Coxa
i miss chiquititas
bahia and sport resisting the red menace
>>151840548I dont understand well that part in which you have to plug the penis into the vagina. One cant see it so it is hard to aim for the right spot.
>>151840828Who cares about bahiaFuck bahia
>>151840847Thats the fun part, you can experience it yourself!
>>151840867watch out, you're about to be accused of being from Maringá
>>151840828this map is at least 15 years old and its data is based on facebook follows
>>151840895That would be impossible.
Are nortistas the indians of Brazil?
>>151840956no, they are pretty hygienic
brasileros never recovered from the great divide of 1950
there’s a special place in hell for people that don’t flush their toilets after they eat their beans
there's an angel in my pocket
Brazil is beating indonesia
can criciwoman do it?
Colombia 0-0 vs El Salvador, North Koreans are going to rape us
>>151841024yeah in the fart department lol
We are avenging thr girl who died in the indonesian volcano this year
>>151841039I'm always surprised to how tight serie b is
>>151841039I wouldnt bet on it
>there are flafags sincerely believing that it is possible to still win BrasileirãoI wish I could cope like that. I can't even believe in winning the Libertadores. How you niggas feel about pic related? Firing 20 managers every year is retarded but his style can be fully retarded sometimes. It makes no sense to have a high-press style when more than half of your defenders are 30y+. It seems that Flamengo has allergy to young-ish players.
>>151841104KEK
>>151841104I'd just use forro.
>>151841128it's literally his first year as a professional coach, people often forget thishe's still learning some things
>>151841143the hemorroidas leak acid when they pop
It is tight for criciwoman
Red flag men go
Fagmengo
>>151841151Don't fuck her in the pooper then.
>campeonato is decided by galo entregating to palmeiras and giving his life against flamengoit's an atletico palmolengo world
>>151841162criciwomantied to avaícriciwomannow it's hard to leavecriciwomancan they leave the dreadful B?
>>151841244vocaroo it
>>151841128brave for brasileros to put a woman in charge of a team that molests women daily
>>151841212>altético x palmeiras is on 19/11, 3 days before the sudakino final, galo to poupate>atlético x flamengo is on 25/11, 4 days before the copalib final, flamengo to poupategeeez
>>151841128i remember you were one of the most deluded flamenguistas here though. i recognize your posting style.i said that this team is too unstable.
now THISis putary
I honestly believe that futebolers shouldn't be paid and the tournaments shouldn't give money
>>151841212>most undercover anti palmeiras postkekit's mirassol not Holanda 78 Palmeiras will win both next gamesPalmeiras should've scored at least 4 vs Santos, Brazão made 11 (ELEVEN) saves
I honestly believe in ovnis
>Holanda 78
>paises bajos
>>151840291why are you talking like cj from gta
if brazilians looked like anime girls we wouldn't call them monos, at the end of the day it's not racism but laziness on their part
>>151841488i look exactly like illya though
>>151841470el culo te abrocho
>>151841507that's a VN girl
Seleção Brasileira se o critério fosse MERITOCRACIA e NÍVEL TÉCNICO APENASBrazão; Reinaldo, Gabriel Magalhães, Léo Ortiz, PH do Vasco; Casemiro, Danielzinho, Matheus Pereira; Martinelli, Pedro, Rayan do VascoEsses são os jogadores que mais PERFORMARAM nos últimos meses, isso é CIÊNCIA e ESTATÍSTICA
>>151841518tu mama se come este bizcochono juego mas
>>151841528Now i am.curious how it would look like if they just got the guys with the highest sofascore grades form the top 5 leagues+ brazil
>>151841459I know Santos is a punching bag rn but clássico is clássico and they will be playing at home this time.Palmeiras took a while to open the porteira yesterday, it's not a guaranteed win, I would bet on a 1-1 tie.
no leo pele or gabigol, no hexaticki tocki belezas
>>151841601a 1-1 tie with santos scoring first and palmeiras blueballing at the very end
>>151841459and addressing the Mirassol point, they haven't lost at home yet, I want them to end the year with that
how would boludos feel if choripan suddenly stopped existing
>>151841658i went to check which of their remaining matches were home matches and for some reason google thinks santos vs mirassol probability is 41% chance of santos winning and 31% mirassol winning
>>151841692I'd have to eat beans
>>151841692i can live with that
>4 hours slacking off while searching for an expecific if at code>found it at some random Azure Topic insteadfuck this gay shit i miss working at legacy projects made by boomers
Just imagine if gordinhas stopped existing? What a grim world that would be
everyone talking about santosbut who's actually gonna be rebaixatedis INTER
>>151841768this but gordelicias
Love a gordinha today, don't wait You don't know if there'll be a tomorrow
>>151841692Fulbo would die. Globally.
>>151841768>>151841787of course by gordinha you mean an attractive woman with a good waist-to-hip ratio
>>151841787
Gonna take a shower you guys want anything?
>>151841840yes bring me the drain hair please
>>151841840some tea water
>Argentina is finally taking his twice a year showerabout time
>brasilia is finally taming his twice a hour showervaleu
>brazilians need to tame their electric showers or get zappedAssustador. Muito assustador even.
>>151841528We won't be hexa because of lei Pelé and social media
Why do 'simios use boludo as an insult? Having big testicles is a good thing
Dont big testicles mean you have a tumor
>>151842040False
Calm down everyone the testicles enthusiast has logged on
Brazil is still not beating the gay allegations
you are just electric and ashamed about it
>>151842099All black superheros are electric and yellow.
>>151842109the most famous one isnt
she's electricshe's in a family full of eccentrics
mom got really happy with the airfryer I got her :)
>>151842147samuel l. jackson is white
>>151842147that isn't Blade or Black Superman
>brazilians shower with electricity>but they fry with airSuch a wacky and interesting culture, I wonder what they'll come up with next. A car that runs on bananas? Bean powered solar energy? Player owned football teams? Only time will tell.
>>151842153She's got a cuecaIn fact she's got a six packShe's got the beans in the ovenAnd I need more rice
>>151842210>A car that runs on bananasMy uncle invented one but Petrobras killed him
>>151841787I had a gordinhaThere was no tatuagemI lost the gordinhaLife sucks
>>151842227vamos Santos Laguna Dumont btw
>>151842236at least you know how it feels like
>>151842247But I've quit on searching for love sinceThat's how much I know what it feels like
>>151842099>>151842109Mrs electric send this nigga to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately
Spawn is not a electric or yellow superheroNeither green lantern
>>151841104i would submerge my face in her buceta regardless
>>151842266or blade
>>151842266spawn is a demon
Took me a long time to realize morning glory is what people called their morning erections
>>151842273Or milesOr cyborg (being a robot doesnt count as electric btw)>>151842283He used to be black
>>151842292Miles has a dozen trillion electric augmentations, and being a cyborg is electric yes.
>>151842292Spawn is still black after the symbiote fuses
>>151842301You are WRONG and im so right that i refuse to elaborate on why
Pelé was not electric although he did wear yellow sometimes
>ynr remember superhero static shock woop woop
>mention black superheroes are all yellow and electric>brazilians get personally offended and try to correct me
I’m black and got electrocuted when I was a kid
It is the duty of the green flag to correct the blue flag as they babble on their unverified lies
brazilians are just our nagging wife
When i was a kid i used to get eletrocuted often because my mom would bring me to those parquinhos made of plastic that are huge electric condutors for whatever reason
>Black super hero>His super power is stealing other people's powers>His main weakness is any body of water
The superhero you are thinking of is "upgrade" from Ben 10
>>151842451that nigga was so busted, also his name is Ultra-T
What about Brahim BILAU? O craqui do Santos
Profesor super O is black and he’s based. You are all huge faggots
>>151842565IS HE ELECTRIC THO
>>151842602He is
>>151842565what does the O stands for?
>>151842673Otoman Empire
>>151842673Otamendi.
>>151842736but they didn't call themselves ottoman
>>151842673Osvaldo Pereira
>>151842746Osmanlı İmparatorluğu is basically the same
>>151842673Ostheoporosis
>>151842746And the empire wasnt holy and they werent socialists but fascists
you should make one with hulk's car
And it wasn't really an empire, it was more of a Nation-State
>>151842774Empire wasnt holy nor roman*
>>151842774fascists are socialists but nationalist socialists instead of globalist socialists
Romani is basically German
>brazil 4 x0 indonesiaDamn feels good to be brazilianWish everyone could say the same
>>151832432Chicken nugget soup?
NEW>>151842929>>151842929>>151842929
>>151841479Because i learned english playing gta sa
>>151841692Just eat salchipão instead
