Suicide edition>>151830576
Broncos are going to lose.
Antonio Brown is arrested
>>151832530Not against the gayders.
Decided to do out the scenario where a team with a losing record makes the playoffs this year: If the Ravens beat the Browns, Jets, Bengals once, Steelers once, and Patriots, but also lose to the Steelers once, Packers, Bengals once, and Vikings, they'd be 8-9If the Steelers lose to the Chargers, Bengals, Bears, Bills, Ravens, Lions, Browns, but also beat the Ravens once and the Dolphins, they'd be 7-10I admit it's more likely that the Steelers beat the Browns and they tie, or that the Ravens lose to the Patriots and the Steelers win outright, but it's still interesting that this is possible.>>151832524
Chiefs Kingdom, I want to remind you that as distasteful as it sounds, tonight we are all Raiders. I expect all of you to be in the TNF gamethread, giving the Raiders and Geno and Brock and Pete Carroll all your energy. Our playoff hopes and dreams, hell, even the Dynasty we cherish so much, all of it is on the line TONIGHT.We all know the Broncos are a joke, the luckiest team of jokes in the known universe, but the Raiders are, believe it or not, an even worse joke. What little we can give may tip the scales in the Raiders favor. You must make your presence in the gamethread known.
oh so its BAD bad in miami
Teams with a lot of SBC: Chiefs, Bills, Eagles, RamsTeams with enough SBC to possibly make the SB: Steelers, 49ersTeams lacking the SBC required to make the Super Bowl: The RestI'm sorry but Super Bowl Credibility is real and you need to come to terms with it. We all KNOW, deep down, that no other teams have any actual chance of being in the bowl.
>>151832524Disrespectful.
>>151832555squirts is a charisma vacuum and he already got his DEI bus rider ring
>>151832555The digits have convinced me. SBC is the new metric.
He was one of us RIP
Is everyone excited for the game tonight? I’m looking forward to watching football while posting silly names and other memes with my internet friends :)
>>151832567One Piece peaked in the 90s
>>151832555digits confirm
>>151832567>wan pissgood riddance, probably a JJK fag too.
>>151832586You just reminded me that the new chapter is out today
>>151832569Same
rough day for mental illnessbros
>>151832588kek
>>151832578Thanks for deleting this nephew
Cowboys injury report?
>>151832616>Marshawn Kneeland - OUT (Headshot)
>>151832615Heh
>>151832620NOT funny
>>151832567He made an Edgerunners post on IG, he was based
Since when has pete carrol coaching the raiders?
>>151832656Since 2025 has
>>151832656Come on man, at least make SOME attempt at hiding the curry.
Kek what a shot bitch
How many ints for Kino today?
>>151832656I genuinely keep forgetting he's their coach.
Can someone please analyze the SBC of my Colties? I’m on the verge of panicking.
>>151832560He blew his brains out in a port-a-shitter. Respect wasn't a priority to him.
>>151832690Yes
>>151832694I read this in John Lennon's voice and was confused.
>>151832544>>151832544>>151832544>>151832544>>151832544
>>151832690I passsed out drunk in the morning and you're still trying to force this?
>>151832555>stoolers >advancing in the playoffslmaooooooooo
>>151832690QB has no ringsQB has only made 1 playoff appearance in 7 years of being in the leagueHC has no ringsHC has no playoff experienceMedia presence around team has been minimal and is a short term one year story about the rise of a formerly bad team(this is actual negative SBC, these kinds of teams almost never go all the way if they have no other SBC positive trends)Team is not a media darlingTheir record is currently above .700 which is slightly in their favor, but it needs to be above .800 at season's end to be truly impactfulIn summary, the Colts' SBC is very very weak. Too weak to have any realistic chance of being in the SB.
>>151832544Dude, this post makes me want to take a shit
>"We got a white bronco, headin into the desert"
I just hope my reffies have a good game.
Sorry Oakland, I'm rooting for the Broncos, because fuck the Chiefs.
>>151832524Delete this shit nephew
>>151832724It's very unlikely. The SBC of the Steelers IS weak, but it's barely enough where they could feasibly be in the Super Bowl. They have a better chance of being in the Super Bowl than, say, the Colts, Ravens, Chargers, Jaguars, or Patriots do.
>>151832724They have to continue the tradition of losing in the wild card though.
>>151832547he's from Phillyhe's happy he gets to play for the home team
>>151832547>>151832779no wait I was thinking of the other player they got, Jaire Alexander so yeah it's that bad in Miami
>>151832738Steichen has been to a super bowl as an OC
What's wrong with putting soup in a cup and sipping on it like hot coffee? Why is using a spoon the default?
>>151832800please don't reply to him he doesn't even watch ball, let alone know it
>>151832800Matt Patricia has won 3 Super Bowls as a coordinator/assistant. It doesn't affect SBC.
>>151832823>M*tt >P*triciadon't ever type those 2 words in sequence in my presence again you piece of shit
>pulling the “I’m getting death threats” card when you absolutely suckWhy do athletes do this?
>>151832841Patricia Matthomes
>>151832690If you believe they can get past the Bills, Patriots, Ravens, and Broncos, yes they are going to the Superbowl>>151832845This is so pathetic
>>151832841Just illustrating a point. A head coach appearing in or winning a Superb Owl as a coordinator or assistant doesn't affect their SBC, otherwise Matt Patricia would be considered massively favorable to any team as a HC. As would Josh McDaniels. And we both know they're shit at head coach. What matters is a head coach with deep playoff experience like Andy Reid, Mike Tomlin, Sean Payton, Bill Belichick, etc.
Retro night babbyyy
>>151832845has this stupid faggot considered, i don't know, maybe MAKING THE FUCKING KICK? what a pussy
>>151832869It all sucks Cowboysanon. The defense sucks ass and the few defenders we do have keep killing themselves.
>>151832815I used to do that with girlfriend all the time whenever we went up to my parent’s cabin for a few days to be alone. There’s no running water so it makes less dishes. I have the comfiest memories of sitting around the fireplace sipping chicken soup out of a coffee mug with her while it snowed outside
Carlie Irsay can't keep taking notes every week. She's going to have to put the notepad down soon. She can't keep this "note taking" owner image going every week. It is going to have to change or else people will not take her seriously.
>>151832567I fucking hate it when people kill themselves. Even I could've been their friend if they were that upset
>>151832886
>>151832869The fuck is she smiling about?
>>151832855Not one person posting in these threads actually believes for even a split second that Daniel Jones is going to play in the Super Bowl or that the Colts are going to be there at the end of the year. We can literally all feel in our bones deep down as fans of the sport that they're gone in the divisional, or at latest the AFC Championship if the AFC fodder is particularly weak this year. They're not getting by the Bills or Chiefs come playoff time, and chances are some other team like the Steelers or Patriots knock them out first.Seriously ask yourself if you see any of the teams not sanctioned by the SBC metric actually making the Super Bowl. You know they won't.
>>151832896she can do quite literally whatever she wants if they keep winning at the rate they are
>>151832818This.
>>151832567>normalfag anime >miscegenator he wasn't one of me i know that
>>151832845part of your pay pussy. he's lucky westoids are universally cucked and don't occasionally do it to keep these faggots on their toes
I swear Riley Moss wears sleeves just to hide that he isn't black
>>151832815Nothing wrong with that. Live your life
Literally never heard someone use the acronym SBC outside of investing until this thread
>>151832902You wanna be friends?
>get paid millions to play ball for a living>an heroWhat playing for Dallas does to a nigga
>>151832929I'd like that
>>151832845
>>151832907by the retarded "SBC" metric the 2017 had absolutely no business being in the owl, let alone win it and that's why it's bullshitand no you can't suddenly change the SBC criteria to ERM WAIT ACKTUALLY me
>>151832922Go suck a pigs dick you mud blooded pile of genetic shit
>>151832815Campbells literally used to sell single serve soup cups with coffee lids
>>151832926Same. Seems like a schizo learned a new word or something
>>151832926It's the hottest new metric that has been endorsed by Nick Wright and Colin Cowherd on their shows. It's something we've always talked about(teams that are actually credibly going to make the SB), but now it has a name. There's no sense fighting against it. It makes sense and rather than get caught up in all of the minutiae and noise, it's better to focus on the few things that actually matter in picking Super Bowl participants.The main people pushing back against SBC as a metric are the hot take merchants who want you to fall for their bullshit noise.
>>151832937Gimme your bussy friend
Bojangles Nixon
I wish I had a Chunky Pantry with a guy who could heat up Campbell's Soup for me all the time
>>151832845Need to lose the games anyway at this point but Gano has pretended he isn’t injured 3 times this season leaving the team with no kicker. Idk why a Giants fan is seething over a loss at this point in the year.
>>151832906There is always something to smile about
>It's the hottest new metric that has been endorsed by Nick Wright and Colin Cowherd on their shows. It's something we've always talked about(teams that are actually credibly going to make the SB), but now it has a name. There's no sense fighting against it. It makes sense and rather than get caught up in all of the minutiae and noise, it's better to focus on the few things that actually matter in picking Super Bowl participants.>>The main people pushing back against SBC as a metric are the hot take merchants who want you to fall for their bullshit noise.
>>151832962>bo actually has aspirations of being a professional juggler
Why is this thread so schizo
>>151832956Holy fucking kek at this desperate and pathetic cuckbabble>>>/reddit/
>>151832939>Actual stacked team with a record above .800 and #1 seedYes, they did actually have SBC criteria. Just because you're a retard and don't understand SBC yet doesn't mean it's wrong. You also blatantly ignored all of the media signs around the 2017 Eagles.
>>151832982The game hasn't started yet and also that Cowboys player blew his brains out
>>151832962His receding hairline and thin balding hair is hilarious.
>39% completion rate for throws of +10 yds, 3rd lowest in NFLNixxa pls
>>151832972
>>151832982Have you taken your meds today anon?
>>151832995this guys stinks
nigga named after a car brand
>>151832995this guy rules
>>151832995This guy is ok
>>151832995Maybe if Sean would stop calling screens his record would be better
>>151832983You seem upset, but people generally are when some new hot item comes into town and they weren't there at the ground floor. You're just thrashing and squealing because you want your hot takes to mean something and they don't. When all of the chips fall into place, it's still going to be a very predictable Super Bowl that falls right in line with the SBC prediction.And you will sit there trying to discredit SBC as you watch the lame Chiefs vs Eagles or Rams Super Bowl, knowing deep down in your heart that the SBC backers were right all along.
>>151832937based anon>>151832932we got you, my g
>You seem upset, but people generally are when some new hot item comes into town and they weren't there at the ground floor. You're just thrashing and squealing because you want your hot takes to mean something and they don't. When all of the chips fall into place, it's still going to be a very predictable Super Bowl that falls right in line with the SBC prediction.>>And you will sit there trying to discredit SBC as you watch the lame Chiefs vs Eagles or Rams Super Bowl, knowing deep down in your heart that the SBC backers were right all along.
Why did he run? Rashee Rice nearly wiped out a car full of kids and all he got was a 6 game suspension.
You guys are all really dumb
>>151833024Not reading this
>>151833035Anon he was crazy
>>151833035Jail for unlicensed gun
Fuck the Broncos retros look so good
>>151832531Donnie will pardon him
>>151833047Again 30 days for rice
>>151832986and the colts could also very well walk away with an .800 record and the #1 seed but oh that doesn't count, right?
>>151833056>already 2 lossesI predict at least 3 more
>>151832986>>151833056oh and as a matter of fact retard the media signs wrote them off of even the divisional round once they lost their starting QB
>>151832995You can say nigger here it's a safe space
>>151833031NAS coal
>H-heh...B-Blo Dix amirite fellas?>NOOOOOOOOOO, DON'T WIN THE GAME, BO!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151832823Patricia was always a bus rider hes not steichen
>>151833037That's okay, it doesn't make SBC any less correct. No matter how much you guys kick, scream, and cry, when it comes time for the Super Bowl, I will be laughing. As will all the other believers in SBC who know what really matters is a handful of rather obvious characteristics in a team rather than all of these mental gymnastics over stats and minutiae that don't matter.Things that matter:Rings in QB and HCDeep playoff experience in QB and HC#1 seedMedia presenceStorylineRecord above .800SBC in relation to the rest of the leagueAny other dark horse picks you have for yourself are irrelevant. Teams like the Broncos, Bucs, Seahawks, and Colts have no chance, 0, of making the Super Bowl.
>>151833035History of mental illness apparently. Whatever he did wrong while driving it couldn’t have been that big of a deal, especially considering he has a ton of money, and the resources that the cowboys org has might as well be infinite and they would almost certainly be willing to try to protect the guy since he was on a 4 year deal still and was a priority player. It was a completely irrational and senseless waste of human life. A true tragedy.
Personally I'm still mad about the tuck ruleThat was not a forward pass
>another prime time blowoutfuck this
>>151833056They could, but they won't. If they finish with an .800 record and #1 seed, it helps a lot. But they still have too much working against them from an SBC perspective for them to really make it.
>>151833094I'm mad about Bottle Gate
>They could, but they won't. If they finish with an .800 record and #1 seed, it helps a lot. But they still have too much working against them from an SBC perspective for them to really make it.
>>151833101It's a division game it's basically a coin toss
Look, the SBC isn’t just an engine it’s the mechanical equivalent of that old guy at the drag strip who shows up in cargo shorts does a 10-minute tune-up with a screwdriver he found on the ground and still runs a quarter-mile faster than your pristine decal-covered JDM import. While JDM fans are busy arguing online about the “soul” of their engines the SBC is out back making actual horsepower instead of philosophical statements.JDM motors are cute, truly. Tiny displacement, lots of revs, noises that sound like mechanical anxiety. But an SBC? It doesn’t scream it announces. It makes torque like it’s printing the stuff at home. You don’t need to wind it to 9,000 RPM just to feel something an SBC can accidentally make more power while you’re adjusting the timing with a butter knife.
>>151833094For me it’s picrel, but at least we got our get back
>>151833051Best in the league
>>151833114No one really believes this but have fun bragging about it after the Broncos win
comin' for you ya dracula
>>151833134I'm a Chiefs fan. To me both of these teams are on the same tier and tonight I am a Raider.
>>151833140brongos
you guys hear about Antonio Brown? Apparently he murdered a guy
>>151833158*allegedlyAlso, pardoned
>>151832690They're owner put them in the elite tier
>>151833130This guy gets it.
>>151833079after BIWISI BO wins tonight, the broncos will be 2 wins away from a playoff clinch
why is chiefmutt spamming some random acronym now?
>>151833158Yeah I remember that was all the way back in may
>>151833089you're a poet, my g
Why can't they just let us oggle the cheerleaders instead of watching the talking heads before the game?
Look at all of the hot take merchants scared of the inevitability of the SBC.
>>151833193Uhoh, someone got their dad murdered over DraftKings debts.
>>151833194extreme coping mechanism ever since chiefs playoff odds dropped off a cliff last sunday
>>151833194You’d have to ask his autism doctor I suppose
>>151833194>IF MY CHIEFIES CAN'T GO TO THE SUPERBOWL NOBODY CAN
your trail of destruction ends here, godzilla
>chiefsmuttthis is his rebuttal. this is his comeback.nevermind that this webm spamming /ptg/ troon has been ruining the quality of this board for nearly 2.5 years at this point
>>151833247>tranimewoah don't ACK yourself anon
I'm not making the game thread
Just gamble your money on a 6 leg parlay bro. You’ll be rich and get to have sex with Kay Adams
>>151833255i've never posted a webm thoughever. i'm a /v/ & /a/ KING>>151833264i'm staying here
should i start sportsbetting everyone is doing it and i feel like i am missing out
coach primate
Betting money on sports is stupid
The posters in this thread are just scared because they know the Chiefs have a lot of SBC. These were the same clowns doubting Tom Brady every year who was the king of SBC.>b-but..what about my favorite dark horse team I'm backing!? I'll look foolish!Just accept the inevitability of the teams with strong SBC.
>>151833278Not unless you want the gambling bug to bite you
>The posters in this thread are just scared because they know the Chiefs have a lot of SBC. These were the same clowns doubting Tom Brady every year who was the king of SBC.>>>b-but..what about my favorite dark horse team I'm backing!? I'll look foolish!>Just accept the inevitability of the teams with strong SBC.
>>151833278put all of your money on stat padford mvp
>>151833194Everytime Chiefs lose he disappears and comes back with a new cope. He started spamming the "best under 29" cope after Mahomes got embarrassed in the superbowl
>>151833278Gambling is for degenerate losers. Every single one of them ruins their own lives and the lives of everyone around them. The only reason you should gamble is if you hate money and you're fucking stupid and don't know math.
Which gambling app will give me the odds on this game being competitive for more than a quarter?
Antonio.Brown.
>>151833334coward
>>151833326The Raiders are finna wreck the assholes of the Broncos tonight and put an end to the Great White Hope that everyone would hope kept the Chiefs out of the playoffs.
>>151833326first half spread?
Stupid OP didn't link the thread>>151824901>>151824901>>151824901
>>151833278This nigga hasnt watched a single game this season.How could you possibly think its a good idea to bet against these refs?
>>151833193jets should get him
>>151833358reffies are -9999999999
Imagine singing the anthem when the country has been hijacked by an orange FASCIST who doesn’t even like the nfl or black people
>>151833344He gets more pussy than you.
>bitchknees
Sean Payton is a fucking faggot, how is he still in the league?
>>151833418Um the team is orange checkmate lib
>>151833450cowslut
>>151833446He unretired because the league promised him an owl and the Walmart people threw him a load of cash so they could recoup on their investment after the disaster of russlel
>>151833502>given an owl because of Katrina>now thisWow, how pathetic
>>151833523Thats riggi Sean for you
Batted balls are a QB stat
It's Seahawks broncos 2. It has to be. Broncos win
>>151833783It's an SBC stat actually
>small black cock
who the FUCK would want to live in Philly over Miami?
>>151833833any normal white person
>Box Nix
My Rammies :)
whose neck you got?
>>151833919peasants, the both of you
>>151833833poor people and blacks
So did everyone else but me know that Antonio Brown was on the run for 4 months? I had no idea, they just caught him in Dubai kek
>>151833933what's the evolutionary advantage for a human having a long neck? I'd think it makes you more susceptible to injury
>>151833919Neither. I can’t grow mass in my neck.
>>151833946>Dubai kekhe should have hid in Trinidad or some other place where he doesn't stick out so much
>>151833959You can reach the taller leaves that other humans can’t, so they starve while you get to play Game Boy all winter.
>>151833946KindaThey announced that he had left the country and people were looking for him. But it didnt really go into much detail, people kind of ignored it and it was out of the news cycle within a day or two.
>>151833814Batted balls are too micro of a level to factor into SBC. SBC is a macro stat. That's why it's so good. It's a big picture stat that ignores all of the bullshit small noise.
>>151833919Don't forget my Goffy.
>>151833946yeah like the other anon said, there was news that he fled the country but that's the last info that came out as far as i know
the fuck is a pop a shot?
broncos are boring and shit on offense and have a nigger dc why are they liked
>>151833959Don't people with shorter necks lose consciousness easier when they're choked or bitten? I seem to remember a fight science thing relating to UFC saying that people with short thick necks tend to get choked out faster.
why do we have people here shilling this shit ass?
>gayders
>>151834193forgot my pic
>>151833811Broncos gotta get through my Bills first. And one of us is gonna have to get through KC. I do think the Seahawks have a good shot at making the Owl. They can beat Philly and they were very close to beating Tampa Bay.
>i can't kick because my neck hurts :(kwab
>>151834035Yes but macro stars are built on micro stats. You can argue that it shouldn't have too much weight but it should have some
>>151834250True but it's miniscule to the point of being invisible. Even the team with the most batted balls vs the least doesn't matter as long as the important macro factors are the same. That's why SBC is so good. Ignores all the noise.
really wish teams would stop being retarded and wasting high picks on running backs
>>151834236Did you see how many players the Giants have on the injury report who have injured necks?FIVEWhat the fuck are the giants doing over there?
BONER ICK FAG IN UTTER DISARRAYFUCKING KEK
>>151834307he would be tearing shit up with the Bears o-line. stupid fucking Raiders.
>>151833946you didnt see his miami shooter video the other month?? when he got jumped
re-signing him looks worse and worse every day
>>151834307not everyone gets to play the bengals
chat gpt knows ball
Did Brock Bowers do steroids?How do explain him going bald at 23?
>>151834390>no tebowChatGPT doesnt know ball
>>151834314Skattebo headbutts
>>151834374didn't they just say he would be back this weekend? there's bet fuckery going on
I think we can all agree after tonight that even if the Broncos win this game, SBC correctly wrote off the Broncos ever making the Super Bowl.
>>151834544i'm gonna need you to post SBC's formula ere I leash judgement
The huge push for Fantasy Football over the last ~10 seasons was a huge Psyop to ease people into gambling.Now its an epidemic
>>151834390>epa/play>CPOE
Yo where that Nix cuck at?This shits EMBARASSING!
>>151834002neck virtualboy however
lol good thing i haven't actually gone to bed yet, what the fuck is the donkeys' problem
>>151834715My theory is Payton is a control freak and forces the Broncos to do a bunch of dumb shit for 3 quarters, but because their defense keeps them in the game he can just let Nix loose in the 4th and they end up winning.
>>151834715Everyone could see it coming
>>151834461At no point was that ever said.
are the 2024 eagles the only team in history that had players hate eachother but still managed to win a championship?
>>151834866AJ doesn't hate anyone, I think he's just legitimately a schizo. He's had mental health problems before.
>>151834866Well the 85 bears, ditka and buddy ryan hated each other and there was an offense vs defense rivalry in the lockerroom
Maybe a team as shitty as Vegas should not have taken a RB with a high first round pick
Patriots are one of the only teams in the league whose older uniforms look worse than their current onesI like the silver pants of the Brady era but the modern ones are great
>>151832531Yeah and Tyrelle Pryor is being sued. People in Jeanette used to constantly go on about him to obnoxious levels and he's nothing a but a fuckin loser. Got stabbed by his girlfriend and slapped around another one.
>>151834944Hey now, how are you going to stay shitty if you dont take RBs in the first?
>>151832788kinda unrelated but its insane how jaire went from the best cb in the league to absolute dogshit in a season or twoyeah players decline but that was on par with kupp's fall off
>>151834967The Brady era ones are the best. The modern ones and old ones are disgusting.
Bo Nix, more like Throw Picks
>>151834923Buddy was going to be Buddy. He went to the Oilers and wanted to do own thing there too. Didn't give a shit about listening to Jack Pardee or anyone else. Fist fighting with Kevin Gilbride! Who could forget that.
>>151835012Modern ones are fine just not perfectIt's the silver pants
why won't broncos fans admit bo nix sucks? he is seriously holding them back
>>151835118Actually had a little more silver than I remembered
>>151835151Imagine this team with Maye or Dart
ANY GLORPS IN CHAT????
>>151835151guys making up pass pressures out of nowhere with the best pass blocking line against the worst rush in the league
>>151835175why does TNF twitch chat spam glorp? I don't get it
>>151835151He's just not very talented
>>151834307Falcons would be the worst offense in the league with well above average line play without Robinson. The retardation is muh workhorse first level running is the most overrated thing in all of sports
>>151835154It's also because the reds and blues are darker and starker and make the white pop more. The newer ones are just very saturated and have that ugly modern "simplification" design to them.Really do just think the Brady era ones are perfect and they should go back to it.
>there are people on here RIGHT NOW that think the Chiefs aren't going to sweep the Broncos and take the division right back from themI mean come on, are you guys even watching this game? Even if they manage to defeat this dogshit Raiders team, the Broncos have ZERO SBC. ZERO.
>>there are people on here RIGHT NOW that think the Chiefs aren't going to sweep the Broncos and take the division right back from them>I mean come on, are you guys even watching this game? Even if they manage to defeat this dogshit Raiders team, the Broncos have ZERO SBC. ZERO.
>>151833052Truzz Trump
>>151834314
>>151834444checked
Mahomes is sweeping the broncos to get back to number 1 on the west... After seeing this horrid play vs the raiders I 100% can't see them losing. We win and upset everyone in the AFC soon the Superbowl... go chiefs!
>>151834866Pretty sure no one liked Charles Haley and he was on 3 or 4 championship teams
>>151834866Mahomes is hated by everyone including Brady fans but he still manages to overcome the odds and win it all in the end. Only one can be the goat though.
>>151835439>he still manages to overcome the odds and win it all in the enddoes he
>>151835456I mean they would've won if the refs didn't give the eagles all the calls. If one or two of them went out direction it would've been a chiefs win. Also mahomes was without his left tackle and wr 1 and 2
Just remember that SBC was established before this dogshit game exposed the dogshit Broncos. The high SBC Chiefs are taking the division.
>>151835261RBs like CMC and Bijan single handedly elevate their offenses because of their skillset at receiver, they're the exception rather than the norm
So any word on why that fat nigger blew his brains out? Imagine making a king's ransom for chasing a ball around a field and then ending your life. Niggers are so fucking retarded.
>>151835528Stop with the false flagging, people dont need any more reasons to hate the Chiefs.You are quite literally wasting your time
>>151835483the refs could've personally handed the chiefs three more TDs and they still would've lostunless you'd like to ignore that Mahomes was statpadding against backups in the 2nd halfunless you'd like to ignore they got their left tackle in the rematch and still lost
>>151835354>4 straight Ls not gonna happen. Mahomie has only lost more than 2 consecutive games (3) once
If mahomes wins another owl then another the next year what will the cope be for him not being the GOAT? brady couldn't do that
>>151835533What's their SBC score?
>>151835540Long standing mental health problems, went way downhill when his mother died.Wouldnt be surprised he spiraled out of control knowing his mom wasnt there to see his breakout game.If you havent lost a parent you wouldnt understand.
>>151835559I never claimed to be a Chiefs fan. I'm not wasting my time. People will see the truth of SBC. I just want people to remember that I called it before this game. I pointed out what the Super Bowl will be and outlined what Super Bowl Credibility is. So when it comes true, I don't want to hear all the coping. I just want to hear "sorry, sir. You were right. SBC is real."
Which Irsay sister should I jerk off too?
>>151832567God imagine her laid on her back with her legs behind her ears while his BBC absolutely demolishes her tiny white pussy.
>>151835565They weren't at full power without their Wr1 and 2. Imagine if the eagles had to play without their rb 1 or wr 1 or lt 1. When we meet again it's gonna be very scary for eagles fans to realize it isn't even close when mahomes is at full power...
>>151835606*two
>>151835614go chiefs btw
>>151835583>Long standing mental health problemsthat's a given by his skin tone
Lets have a laugh at all the projecting retards who kept saying the Chiefs wouldn't win this division.Holy shit what an abysmal take.
>>151835711AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151835711B-B-BUT THEY'RE 5 AND 4! THEY CAN'T WIN THE DIVISION! MY TINY BRAIN THAT DOESN'T KNOW BALL CAN'T COMPREHEND HOW THIS COULD HAPPEN!!!
lobo lobo lobo
I wish mods would permaban the samefags that ruin this general every thread
>>151835778I don't think you know what a samefag is. Posting more than once isn't samefagging. I haven't samefagged even once in this thread but I'm quite confident you're referring to me.
>>151835615I keep hearing a lot of "when" and it never seems to come between Mahomes and Kelce heeming their own recievers and their GM deciding to draft perc addicts for tackles (steal of the draft tho amirite?)
>>151835711This general is flooded with newfags but anyone who isn't one knows this is just New England all over again.Years and Years of "18-1" and "refball"
>>151835791Sounds like you know you are a problem and unliked.
>>151835798I trust the chiefs ownership. I think we're winning this year and the next three are gonna be Superbowls.
>>151835533That's my point running backs are overrated, the wrong types are as stone hands just proved
>>151835824I know you've bitched up a storm about me because you're a giant baby pissy pants faggot, yeah. There's 63 people in here. You're one of like 2 people crying about me. I'll live if 2 of you balding manchild fags don't like me.
>>151835883arent overrated
JETSSNEEDSNEEDSNEED
>>151835483
>>151835711YupKC will be tied for 1st in the division next week
>>151835711Nigger they're 5-4
>>151835905HAHAHAHAHAHA thos jeanz
absolute state of blow dix footwork
>>151836048Bo Nix reminds me a lot of Carson Wentz
Bo Nix kinda sucks
So what exactly is Bo Nix good at
Nick Wright has done irreparable damage to the NFL
Just remember: SBC was established before tonight. It had already determined that the Broncos were a joke team that were never going all the way. Chiefs are high SBC.
>>151835934you don't know ballYou actually think they won't beat this sorry ass team next week?
>>151835922eh, I think Denver PROBABLY holds on in this game, but yeah KC is clearly winning the division in the long run
Super Bowl Champion Kenny Pickett time!
>>151836147he's annoying, but he's been consistently right about KC
>Woah the Broncos are so clutch! 4th quarter Bo Nix does it again>Actually just injuring everyone Classic Sean Payton
i'll just cope by saying it was a look-ahead spot on a short week. if you cuck the chiefs next week, all will be forgiven, boseph
Reminder
>>151836088So a superbowl contender?
>>151836337>Mahomes 13-1 lifetime against Broncos>Chiefs coming off a byeYeah, no. Especially after this joke of a slopfest tonight. Anyone who thinks the Broncos have any chance of beating the Chiefs are legitimately delusional.
>>151836374"B-BUT 5-4"
>>151833268Whose this kay adams fella?
The broncos need to lose to the chiefs at home so they go into the bye knowing they need more work
>>151836434new cope just dropped
>>151836374accurate
>>151836472>Seahawks>SBCYeah, no. Anyone who thinks Darnold and the Seahawks have a shot of being in the Super Bowl are retarded and not paying attention.
>>151836489you don't know ball
>>151836498Post a picture of your arm so I can see how brown your skin is.
>>151836504I'm Irish>>>/pol/You don't know ball
This is the worst game of football I have ever seen
>>151836525>he didn't watch the Russell Wilson Broncos on TNFnow THAT was cringe kino
>>151836374SBC CERTIFIEDChiefsBillsEaglesRamsSBC BUBBLESteelers49ersNOT ENOUGH SBC TO MAKE ITBucsLionsPatriotsBroncosPackersSeahawksEveryone else
>>151836525so far
>>151836512>I'm Irisht. DaJuan McDaniel
>>151836604>>>/pol/
>>151836604Lol. That was actually a good one. Gottem. Got me giggling
>>151832531>Antonio Brown is arrestedI thought he was living in Dubye?
>>151832531>is arrested >is
>>151836646Extradited
we gon leddum know
>>151836525I can see why people dump on Nix. He's zoomer Brandon Weeden.
bo nix has the best oline and defense combo in the league and still fucks around every gamelucky bastard
what a dog shit game
This is definitely up there as one of the worst football games of all timeRight?
>>151836819seahawks @ bears last year has this one beat
>>151836819Certainly the worst of the year, or maybe that was Broncos vs Jets.
>struggled against the raidersBroncos exposed hard
>>151836819not even the worst raiders game this decade
>10-7 against the RaidersYeah Broncos SBC just took a nose dive
these teams are trash. are chiefs fans hyping up denver and chargers so they can look good? good god nu nfl is garbage.
>>151836871That game was so based
>>151836842I remember itThis was worse
>>151836871This is kino
BRONCOS DID THE NEEDFUL AND ARE 8-2 SAARS!DEATH TO THE CHIEF ZUTTS!
DENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABYDENVER JUST WINS BABY>DENVER JUST WINS BABY
>broncos are 8-2>payton hasn't opened the playbook oncethey are going to rape their way through the playoffs
>>151836876chargers would have been good if their O line wasn't dead.
HOLYFUCKINGKINOBo, my nigga, you've done it again!!!!! Best team in the NFL baby!
>>151836842How could I forget that kino>>151836871I don’t recall this desu
I'm only attracted to Asians
It's settled my chiefs are winning the division again aren't we? Bo nix looks awful and mahomes hasn't lost to the broncos ever when on the field.
Beating the Raiders 10-7 isn't very impressive....
>>151836903Bo is going to RAPE your fucking queefs next week!
hol upwe dem broncs
>mahomes hasn't lost to the broncos ever when on the field o algo
>>151836898Isnt that every normal person?
How does he do it?
>Bo Nix threw more interceptions than Geno Smith
He's literally so based
Surely Blow Dix's backup can't be as bad as him right?
>>151836892>>151836915>>151836917Mahomes is 36-4 against his division. The broncos are not winning in 10 days when mahomes had his weapons and lt
>>151836926ALL HE DOES IS WIN
The only stat that matters is wins. And Bo Nix wins.
>>151836915I'm afraid he's shit.
>Play like shit>Still the best record in the league
>>151836903>he doesnt realise sean was playing 4d chess and not showing his better stuff this week so the queefs cant prepare for it Some of you really dont know ball
>>151836936*SBC. And Broncos have no SBC.
Imagine if the Broncos had an actual QB, they would be superbowl contenders.
>>151836926He simply doesn't know how to lose. Undeniable willpower. Immense spirit
>>151836923Noooo he had the flu
>>151836819none of you seem to remember broncos vs colts 2022
>>151836936jalen hurts 2rush push and all
>>151836939WHO ARE YOU
>struggling against the raiderswut
>play like absolute shit>have the best record in the NFLImagine how goated this team will be next year
Bountygate is alive and well, did you see how they targeted Geno?
>>151836933He's 0-1 against divisional teams with a winning record. He's 0-1 against divisional teams played outside of Faggothead.
without gambling and draftkings this sport be dead as fuck
>>151836950Who are YOU?
Mahomes blew out the raiders and will blow out the broncos next week.
>bone eggs was the reason his defense got like 8 sacks and continued to torpedo into geno's legs causing him to walk around like an arthritic cripplehe's going to get absolutely EXPOSED in the ploffs
>>151836953Who will they replace him with?
Wins are a QB stat.Bo Nix has the most wins.
>>151836954>Mike Stud looking directly at Rodgers bussyholeKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek can't make this shit up cuhh
>>151832845>kicker has thin skinNGMI. Kicking is one of the more psychological positions and you can't have fans in your head.
>>151836953>Imagine how goated this team will be next yearAfter they draft a qb in the third round and replace him?
The Broncos are sooo silly
>>151836964Speaking of which, what was with that no call on that super late hit on Geno? Play was over for like a full 2-3 seconds when that dude hit Geno's legs. Genuinely Bountygate-esque.
>>151836819>>151836856>judges football game based on qb productionlow iq
>>151836967*blushes*
Disgusting game. TNF always sucks
>>151836974The late what now?
You just watched the best team in the NFL!
109 sacks
>>151836988the eagles didn't play though
>>151836978Is he waiting til after retirement to come out of the closet?
Well? Did you enjoy watching my team play tonight, Anon?I have to watch them every week. Imagine it.
That game was fucking awful
>>151836953They need a new QB
>>151836988Jokes aside, that might be in the top 5 worst NFL games I've ever watched. Without the turnovers, that game would have probably been scoreless.
>>151836992He said the best team
>>151836988Bo was genuinely very bad tonight. He's been better than that
>>151832956You're as fucking retarded as that new """""""statistic""""""""""
>>151836993I mean, he literally married the man already.Im sure it wont take too long after hes retired to come out.
>>151836995Coffin corner punting was kino, though
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>>151836995Who’s going to save the Raiders?
My dad is a fan of the Raiders and Jets
my eye tells me the broncos will finish 12-5, the chiefs 10-7. chiefs are some ass
>>151837010
>>151836164If they can lose to the Jags they can lose to the Broncos
>>151836988Games like that really make you question if thursday night games are even a good idea in the first place.
The tank for Mendoza continues
>>151837020They aren't.
why is antonio brown going to jail
Nobody can stop the Bo Nix train
>>151837024Why not?
>>151837022I mean, do you really want another year of Geno?
>>151837024cool it with the racism
>>151833194some faggot on fox said it so instead of thinking for itself it parrots what the talking heads say
>Broncos are 8-2>Chiefs can be 6-4 at best after this weekendIf you're a Choofs fan at what point do you start to get nervous? The Broncos keep winning games. At this point you HAVE to sweep them to have any shot at winning the division. That means you HAVE to win that game in Denver where Mahomes always struggles.
>>151837020everybody already knows they aren't, but line must go up
>>151837016I wouldn't listen to that brown eye, if I were you.
>>151837024his last name innit
The most kino fucking outcome lmfao
>>151837022>wanting a qb literally named after the mendoza linethis is sad even for raiders fans
>>151832524You guys actually watched that entire game?
>Riley Moss coming on the post game showOh fuck, he's going to say it
>>151837024He'll get out as soon as he is bookedTrump loves him
>>151837016Chiefs will finish with the same record as the PanthersCap this
>ummmm Bo Nix sucks ackshually because his stats are bad!!!!do queefies realize Bo Nix had more passing touchdowns than Mahomes did in 2024 and he's thrown more than Mahomes this season as well? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Nix is tebow2
>>151837022Kinda hope that the Saints or Jets get him. I don't want the Raiders to have a franchise QB.
I Bolieve
>>151837043The whole rest of the league realizes that he sucks, its not just chiefies
Bix Nood looked real bad.
>>151837024Attempted murder
Was tonight's game a Scorogami?
Broncos would be 4-6 if it was 15 years ago. How did NFL get this bad?
>>151837031You're literally hyping up the Broncos who just barely skid by a 2-8 team as if the Chiefs, who are 13-1 against the Broncos during Mahomes' tenure there, are not going to sweep them with ease. Which means the Chiefs will be 7-4 with the tiebreaker and the Broncos will be 8-4. I wouldn't be nervous at all as a Chiefs fan.
A win is a win
>>151837045Saints already have their franchise QB (Shough) and Jets will draft some black bust. Raiders are likely to get him
There isn't a dumber fanbase than the kansass shitty queefies and their disgusting mongoloid cuc.k Quarterback patti mutthomo. They are subhuman hovel dwelling disgusting freaks who deserve to be culled from the general populace and I say this objectively
>good coaching makes your team le bad
>>151836819I love FAT tits!
>Blo DixPure fucking ass. I can't believe people continue to hype this bum. The saddest part is that he's probably not going to get any better and we'll have to witness mentally ill people outing themselves by continuing to cheer for him.
>>151837052No, but it sure was a BOREigami.
>>151837039Problem?
>>151837061based and true
>>151837062>>151837061Anon…. This is racism
>>151837061Many are saying this
>>151837067
>>151837013No one will save my Raiders. We have been playing this exact season over and over for 25 years now. Nothing matters. Nothing happens. No one is important.
Whoever watches slop games should see to it that in the process he does not become slop. And if you gaze long into a slop game, the slop game will also gaze into you.-Friedrich Nietzsche
Kek broncofags said they'd blow the raiders out. I was right instead and it was a close low scoring shit show Pic related is how you beat the raiders Tiktok doinksTik tok
>>151837042chiefs schedule is a lot easier
>>151837067Football is never boring when I get to watch it with my friends on spuh.
>>151837061Absolute truth nuke
>>151837013Brady once he gets full ownership
>>151837083True, but this game sure tested those lines.
>>151837051who did he attempt to murder?
>broncos>raiders>having more penalties than first downspick 3
>>151837061>T. Said the broncos would blow out the raiders and looks like a subhuman retard now
>>151837077Raiders need to have their players stab players on the other team and throw grenades on the opposing sideline. If you're not gonna win, you might as well kill as many people as you can.
Does the nfl allow racism?
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>do nothing >winBo is honestly developing into one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL
>>151837104>Least PF>Most PA Grim
>>151837104Chiefs will win out and the broncos can't do anything to win the division lmfao There's no shot the broncos take a game off KC after seeing how slop they played against the raiders
>>151837101>If you're not gonna win, you might as well kill as many people as you can.II can tell you are a diehard Raiders fan.
>>151837083I'm bored with how dominant the Chiefs are. People on here are contrarians and they love hyping up bums like Bo Nix, but the reality is the Broncos aren't gonna do shit to stop the Chiefs. The Chiefs will sweep the Broncos and win the division and are probably going back to the SB. I look at every team in the AFC and I don't really see a team that I trust to stop them in the playoffs. They'll probably lose to the Eagles/Rams in the SB, but nobody in the AFC is going to stop their boring and predictable ascent.
Why is this guy so desperate to convince me Bo Nix is bad?
>blo dix
>>151837120Queefies are in denial
>>151837060Saints are taking another 1 if they have a top 3 pick
>>151837120Why would anyone need to do that when you can just watch him play football?
>>151837120He threw 2 ints you retard he got bailed out and should've lost to the jets, Texans, and raiders if not for the incompetence of geno Smith, Justin Fields, and Davis Mills.
Kek Sherman asked Riley Moss if he'd still play confident not wearing sleeves
>>151837120>Why is this guyYou mean every anaylst coming out of the woodwork and posting about his stats tonight?I wonder why anon.
i still dont trust the afc to keep the queefs out of contentionthat conference is genuinely useless
>>151837121Meme stat
>>151837133Then mutt can get facefucked in front of 130 million people again
>>151837135perfect for a meme qb
>>151837129One of his interceptions was fucking horrible, a dragon right to the defender. The other one though? Nah he hit Franklin in the hands, that retard just couldn't hold onto it.
>b-b-but muh advanced analytics Scoreboard you pencil necked FAGGOTS! Lmfaooooo
>>151837104broncos will finish either 12-5 or 11-6
>>151837117Yeah the AFC fucking blows right now. At least the NFC is fun.
>OH MY EPA!! OH MY SCIENCE!!!!
>>151837140>Nah he hit Franklin in the hands, that retard just couldn't hold onto it.https://youtu.be/KSk3FGoAyH8?t=173
>>151837136wouldnt be upset with that
Ya the scoreboard is asking. Why blopixs couldn't put up more than 1 touchdown against the raiders or the overrated broncos defense couldn't shut out the raiders like Kansas city.
>>151837114Lol you're gonna be so mad
>>151837031Chiefs fans have been in maximum cope mode since the second quarter super bowl. There has not been a single second where they could objectively face reality. It's all hypotheticals, excuses and denials now
>>151837136lol no team in the nfc is that superior to the chiefs this year
>>151837153>Broncos offense puts up 10 and gives up 7 to a raiders team KC put up 30 and gave up 0 to Yeah you're going to be seething when it's a repeat of the giants game for the first 3 quarters And then the shut out continues to the end of regulation
>>151837061
>>151837168
>>151837160Seahawks are better
The doinks are gonna be swept by KC and the amount of pathetic begging they're going to be doing in KC's colts and charger game threads will be unmatched
>>151837152Their defense isn't overrated. They're good and they did smother the Raiders other than that one TD. Their offense and special teams were legitimately horrendous tonight, though. They're actually quite lucky they didn't lose that game and Geno's receivers kept dropping passes.
>>151837163
>>151837164These kinds of posts never make sense "well you beated them less gooder than we did!" Hey fag you guys lost to the fucking eagles and broncos scored more points against the giants in a single quarter than you did the entire game.
Bo's completion rate is 56% on deep balls in the 4th quarter. meme chucks, defense and cupcake opponents - simple as
>>151837077Mark Davis is an unironic fucking retard. He's an NBA-tier owner
>>151837095Zul-Qarnain Kwame Nantambu
>>151837171surely this time dogshitnald wont crumble against good teams
>>151837061Based
just win