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Australian Family League - Wholesome Edition
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i got 2 longnecks of vb for 6 bucks yesterday, the bloke told me they ordered too many or some shit.
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shit thread
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autosaged edition
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>>151833522
I can deal with the tattoos and drinking but smokers are gross.
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>>151833522
She's so pretty. What's her name?
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Good arvo alf
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>>151834835
sniff your fingers, it should come back to you.
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>>151834471
>I can deal with the tattoos
retard
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>retard
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>>151834982
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>>151835258
meant for
>>151835199
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( . __.)
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>>151835032
how do her tattoos affect you?
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>>151835479
I now cannot have sex with her
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i've slept with 5 women in my lifetime and none of them have had tattoos
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>>151835508
you are missing out
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>>151835527
tattoos make me cringe
i could never find myself attracted to a tattooed moron like i could with a cleanskin girl
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the fact that you use terms like cleanskin tell me you are a virgin
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>>151835508
>i've slept with 5 women in my lifetime
>>151835602
>virgin
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>lying on the internet
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>>151835726
i wasn't a virgin until i offended your sensibilities
i doubt someone with your emotional maturity could bag a superior girl without tattoos
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>>151835800
>t.
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>>151836121
Me on the right
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Sometimes my deep humour goes straight over all of your heads. If you had a decent IQ you would laugh
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>West Coast and Western Bulldog have reportedly made a pick swap ahead of the closing of the trade window on Friday.


>AFL Media’s Callum Twomey reports the Eagles have moved their Pick 53 to the Bulldogs in exchange for a future fourth-round pick.

>West Coast holds three first-round picks including the first two overall selections in the National Draft later this month.
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>>151836491
cancel culture really is dead
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>>151836211
I'm incredibly doubtful of that. the fact that you felt compelled to explain why others might not find you funny implies that your delivery is bad and that your material just isn't humourous at its core. how smart one is has fuck all bearing on how funny you are. however, take solace in knowing that I'm laughing at you for being such a pompous ding dong. have a good weekend.
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>>151836590
HAIR BY HAIR PUBIC TRANSFER
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>>151836590
no it's not it's just wearing a red tie
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>>151836779
whoa...
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>>151836425
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>>151836121
LOL classic
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>>151834718
Look how big his coat is lol
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>>151835508
well you have to be 18 to get tattoos
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i have tattoos :)
and a wife :)
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>>151834718
Looks like a fucking slob.
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>>151837112
>>151837132
>>151837179
>>151837236
All me
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>>151837085
oh my
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>>151833522
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>>151834718
you just know he's hanging dong
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>Nick Daicos
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>>151837318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iPuwUY5qqY
>tayquan, why is there soap in the chicken? are you fucking retarded?
kek
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>>151837385
I'd rather them delay and make sure the game is actually finished instead of releasing a sub standard buggy mess.

Everyone who is complaining about them pushing back the release date (which is most people) are dopamine addicted brain broken morons.

Everyone remembers how Cyberpunk 2077 was at launch and how badly that fucked CDPR in the short term.

Ive even seen people saying "all games are released buggy these days just release it and patch later". These are the worst type of people and are the exact retards who forgive laziness and poor quality just because they can't wait a little longer.

Almost hope they never release the game just to piss people off more.
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>>151837385
>They're definitely releasing it next year
>T-There's no way they delay it to 2027
>November 19th 2026
lol
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>>151837385
i'll be all old and retarded with shot reflexes before this ever comes to PC
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>>151837232
you might not like it but thats what peak performance looks like
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keep nick daicos's name out of your fucking mouth
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>>151837452
if you live in Melbourne, it'll be happening around you before it comes to PC
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uh oh someone forgot the child filter on the pc and peter's on the internet again.
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>>151837487
my parents car did get stolen a few weeks ago
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>>151837498
thats racist. you don't know it was black folx that took it. fucking racist fuck you.
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>>151837385
normie shit
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>High-profile couple Rebecca and Chris Judd have sold their Mornington Peninsula weekender for $2.78 million, less than the asking price of between $2.84 million and $3 million.

Poor Chuddy and Ms Chuddy. Still, thats a lot of money they can donate to Sudan and Palestine
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>thats normie shit
>posts in general dedicated to most normie sport in Australia
cool your jets normie.
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>>151837635
false equivalence
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sick of how reactive people expect you to be
>thoughts on the game, mate?
>good beer? good burger? good?!
>you must be happy to hear that?!
>good day at work?
>GOOD?!
>happy about the win?
genuinely don't care about most things but it's "bad vibes" to admit that
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don't care
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>>151837665
Ah. Good.
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>>151837665
based social retard who can't interpret what an open ended question is meant to elicit
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>>151837652
no its not. and you are as normie as those you spit on. sorry to be blunt.
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>>151837665
>sick of how reactive people expect you to be
you should grow your hair out and start a band with >>151837608
bonus points if you can do some camp kpop shit, "normies" won't know how to react.
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>A footy nerd who loves watching games whenever she has free time
sitting on the couch watching footy with my ella
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why wait so long to have the draft? Stupid if you ask me.
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>>151837882
hs exams innit
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>>151837774
yes it is, by its own very definition.
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>>151837888
Footy player dipshits should be doing trades
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tfw no mummy gf to help me be a better person
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obsessed with him
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the universe is talking to me
she likes me
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>>151837385
vice city was all I needed got bored as fuck trying the next one
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>>151837932
gimme back the mousepad and noone else needs to get hurt
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i will never stop using words like faggot or retard no matter what society says
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>>151837962
your pronouns are your own business, mate. fuck society and all the normies. Proud faggot retard here too.
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>>151837868
She looks like the kind of girl who back in highschool wasn't cool enough to hang with the cool girls but still hot enough to get attention from boys.
Of course this would result in her trying to impress the cool girls by sucking every boys penis she could and being a real easy root most weekends. Enveloping penis after penis to climb the social ladder.
Shame, I couldve saved her
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>>151838006
>impress the cool girls by sucking every boys penis
Do girls really do this?
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>>151838011
no they pretend to be sluts to be cool
then they get slut shamed for something they didnt even do and feel even worse
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I lost the battle within myself
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>>151838006
while what you say might be true, I rekon it's the other way around. She's hot but not super hot so more guys would have a crack at her in high school so the super hot girls would get upset she's getting the attention and start the reputation damage that all women partake in and shame the guys for talking to the "weird" girl. Women are a disgrace.
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>>151838012
>huge tit surgery scars
>disgusting stomach tattoos
>loves it in the ass
absolute fucking trainwreck
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Ice cream for dinner methinks
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>>151838040
kek cheeky
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Any of you blokes have a spare bedroom?
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>>151838053
i do actually
im thinking about renting it out to a qt and then we fall and love and fuck
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just wish I was dead, finky time for dinner and sleep
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bet you got some spare room down back
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>>151838053
Yeah, but it's full of crap. It's a storeroom.
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repulsive bunch of blokes, you lot
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cool it with the anti-indian remarks
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its not my fault you associate the word repulsive with indians
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why the fuck didn't you tell me you were in this thread? really fucking shit form abandoning me in the old thread fuckheads.

you'll get your comeuppance you fuckin maggot cockwombles
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>unjustly sage threads
>end up with more /afl/ in the catalog
whats their game plan here?
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i feel disgusting for using uberpajeets and funding these scum people
but im drunk and want hsp i have no other option
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>>151838113
No idea. It's fucking retarded.
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>>151838134
Why are you just cutting and pasting posts from /tv/?
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>>151838140
k.
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the liberal party is imploding
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do they realise they protest for people that would literally kill them
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was does ejaculating semen inside a vagina feel like?
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gave a beer to the bloke who's been doing the retic at the flat all day
we tradies look out for eachother
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remember when he had a melty cause the OPs weren't following his designated thread format
i think it was during gather round
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>>151838170
thought collingwood said they wouldn't do opening round anymore
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>>151838173
>we don't want to do it unless we can stay home
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>>151838178
g*sh i hope that game is in wellington
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>>151838165
yeah nah few beers hehe good drop that one hope his misso doesn't get crabby hehe
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>>151838170
They're still doing this fucking Opening Round shit? No one likes it. No one. It is not a good idea.
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>>151838170
>token game cause victorians cant handle a single round not being about them
kek very sad individuals
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>finally named in the local cricket team
>10-30mm forecast tomorrow
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>>151838184
doesn't richmond and carlton have a deal they have to be the first match of round 1?
probs a loophole to get around that since both teams are shit right now
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my favourite season opener was bane v saints where saint nick was crying like a bitch on the bench
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cant think of anything worse then spending an entire saturday with blokes who play cricket
they are an interesting bunch, basically massive spergers who think they are on the same level as footy chads
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>>151836121
t.
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>>151838170
These are the only 10 teams that will have an impact this year so makes sense
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>>151838170
>no SA or WA teams
lmfao
the afl is such a joke
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collingwood are bottom 4 locks lmao
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>>151838206
carlton, gws, st kilda and collingwood aren't having an impact mate
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>>151838170
>>151838209
>northern states (and now melb because XD) get opening round and academy bullshit
>SA gets gather round
>WA gets..... 1 meaningless preseason state of origin game
simply epic
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>>151838212
bloosers and pies will be % boosters and an easy 8 points for the lucky buggers who get them twice
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>>151838212
gws and collingwood are top 8 teams
st kilda is a rogue threat
I'll give you carlton
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Are you blokes going out tonight?
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>>151838191
Both of them being shit is a good thing. At least it can be a contest. How many of their round 1 matches have been completely lopsided because one of them was good at the time the other was shit?
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>>151838217
hmm good point
>>151838220
cw will be lucky to scrape into the 8, they didn't improve their list and crashed hard halfway through this year (albeit played well in finals)
gws are hard to get a read on but i can see them missing the 8, way too inconsistent and were probably lucky to make it in this year
next year there are like 12 teams properly vying for the 8 they can't all make it
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>>151838222
I'll be going in tonight iykwim
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>>151838222
lol even if it wasn't miserable weather outside I'd be staying in. I don't do anything anymore.
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/statistics/image-reposts/

Fred is a couple hundred reposts away from the top 10 and is currently the 4th highest non-pepe/wojak image
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>>151838222
yeah i'll go out real late when the bushpigs are pissed and max horny
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>>151838184
well its here to stay as long as NRL does international games at the start of their season so the AFL can build hype in NSW/QLD
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>>151838222
No and I need to get up at 6.30am tomorrow to help take my nieces to the Christmas pageant (adelaide btw)

Im going to be one tired man tomorrow.
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>>151838229
>(albeit played well in finals)
Did they? I think they lucked out getting Crows first final who were very obviously not ready for finals and then they played one good quarter against the Lions who otherwise felt in control the whole match.
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>>151833564
mint
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>>151838198
thoughts on the game last night, mate?
watching the game tonight?
good game last night?
happy your team got up?
you must be happy your team got up
hear what [journo scum] said yesterday?
apparently [overpaid meathead] is being traded. thoughts on that?
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>>151838222
thoughts on going out?
good venues in your town?
good beer?
thoughts on uber fares?
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>>151838236
okay this is based
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>>151838265
no
no
tooheys new
no
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>>151838228
yeah this is why dedicated fixtures are always dumb
only ones i can think of that are more often good than not are anzac day and easter monday
richmond carlton was good this year but only because it embarrassed carlton completely in a way no one expected
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>>151838274
how are some women uglier than trannies?
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>>151838236
Impressive but it will never top number 1, which is also number 3.
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>>151838236
impressive
>>151838246
yeah you might be right, i did expect the crows would choke in finals but i don't remember the bane game as much
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>horse is called rainy night
>it is raining
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>>151838245
Why can't their worthless parents take them?
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i love a rainy night oooh ahh
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this one goes out to all the oldfags of /afl/
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>>151838296
based good guy uncle. your nieces will always look up to you
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i look like this and do and say things he does
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i dread the day when my siblings start having kids
i mean not really i'm sure it'd be fine i just don't want to deal with kids
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>literally nobody left in /afl/ that remembers that pizza

grim dead freshzoomer infested poomunity
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the hsgf that saved afl
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>>151838307
I love my niece and nephew. If you're anything like me they will just make you lament wasting your life and not having children of you own.
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i was born an uncle. i'm 20+ years younger than my elder siblings.
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Zoomies finna run 4chan fr
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>>151838319
yeah that's a big part of it desu
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I will never be a father
I will never be an uncle
I will never be a husband
I will never be a boyfriend
I will never be a friend
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imagine the pussy and asshole on a woman this good looking

*imagines*
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>>151838324
mumza and sisberg were both preggo at the same time so there's a chance it happened. rather not think about it
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>>151838329
might as well fuck a silicone doll at that point
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i'm already an unc according to my zoomer colleagues at work
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>20 year old sibling gap
grim areas
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>>151838329
Anyone got her catwalk webms? I lost them when my hard drive died
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>>151838345
Here you go, my man.
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>>151838347
crisp
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>>151838347
Haha you joker
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Fuck all on tonight FTAchads
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The age old question, better homes and gardens or gardening australia
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>>151838358
Is that thicc, saucy Italian mama still doing cooking segments on Better Homes and Gardens?
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>>151838359
You mean fast ed?
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who wants to wank my dick off
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>>151838364
Archer May
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>>151838329
>imagine the pussy and asshole on a woman this good looking
can't imagine much different from the average woman, perhaps less hair and poo
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>>151838361
Nope but I had to look up her name and in the process found that both her and Ed don't do the show anymore.
Fuck that show then. At least Dr Harry is still going.
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>>151838375
tittyfuck
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>>151838368
I remember watching a game here and the sun being in my eyes all day, was fucking horrible
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>>151838375
looks like kelli
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>>151838383
>>151838386
TITMOGGED
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Everything would be fixed if I just smoked a cigarette
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sex with early 2000 big brother contestants
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>>151838400
Why are you evil
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>>151838402
*gets turkey slapped*
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still smoking the cancersticks in the big 25 is crazy fr
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>>151838400
you cant post my wife here
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>durry
based, relaxing and looks cool
>vape
cringe, unsettling and you look like a poof
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going to leave this general and not come back. time to move on, time to grow up.
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>>151838417
You say this every day.
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I just smoke for the aesthetic but it’s so hard to quit lmao
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i can understanding smoking somewhere where it's cold but australia is way too hot, smoking mid summer would be unpleasant
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>>151838428
she was in her mum's pram you sick fuck
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ripping final on the cards here
its half way through q3 and the scores are 2.7 19 v 0.2 2
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>>151838437
whose playing?
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>>151838437
dont forget there was a game in the afl last season where some team kicked one goal for the entire game
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Might make a bowl of Mac and cheese
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check out these mega marks lads

https://www.afl.com.au/aflw/video/1450740/big-roos-show-some-hops-in-these-two-mega-marks?videoId=1450740&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1762504618001
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When haven’t we migrated to cric yet
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zoomers didnt get to experience sovl slop
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been in the other thread all day
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>>151838458
https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE
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>>151838463
because we arent brown
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>>151838463
Saars, please to join us and discus the great Australian game
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>>151838475
-- P
C U N T
-- N
-- T
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/afl/ should do leading teams
whats something good about me
whats something about me that annoys you
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attractive women with dark hair and blue eyes OWE me sex
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Is the Fred hollows foundation a meme or legit
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>>151838463
Sorry, I'm Australian
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they should have made aflw a lingerie league. cotton on is even the league wide clothing sponsor. it would be so easy to give them team coloured bras and gstrings
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bodied rajesh kek
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>>151838488
they should make something like that but for hair instead of eyes
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if i were a rich guy in sillicon valley during the heigh of the wwe i would have paid good money to have torrie wilson shit in my mouth on a daily basis
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ripping third qtr the only scores are two rushed behinds
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>>151838437
Rugby scores every single game.
>That will be 50 milli plus tip
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>>151838500
crispo
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I am so bored
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>>151838437
Glad I didn't put it on.
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>>151838500
that probably sounds more appealing (to you) than actually experiencing it would be like
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>>151838494
ausfailia has sailed far past that sort of stuff. we are now a nation that unironically televises womens sport and has 'legit' commentators/journos reporting on it. even though the womens game is completely and utterly financed by the mens game and theres never anyone in the stadiums.
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>>151838396
fuck that dont let that cunt beat you, you only have to survive a month or so
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>>151838511
ayo dis nigga finna never experieced poop from a hot sluts asshole in his mouth fr
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>>151838518
Zoomers be like
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>>151838520
zoomers dont even talk irl
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My missus wont shit in my mouth :(
(ive asked)
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>>151838523
You posted that online dumbass
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i can deal with being pissed on by moderately attractive girl but i draw the line at poo poo.
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You know you can just...have sex?
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>>151838537
i don't know how
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for me? im glad you asked. for me, its the objectification of attractive females, whether they be 18 or 68.
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>>151838494
a caller suggested this on sports radio and the host went off his fucking head kek
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ive decided, i will not settle for anything less than a 8/10 latina.
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>>151838553
go live in mexico then
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>>151838552
Kek, was it dwayno
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>>151838560
>>151838556


you think you can tell me what to do? lol you dunt know how you are dealing with here.
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>>151838569
why are they just standing there? dumb cunt fuckheads got what they deserved
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seduced by north melbourne
fucked by the afl
raped by brisbane
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>>151838569
skillers doctors and engineers not driving to deliver food in the middle of the day btw
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>>151838596
fucked by wife
raped by the courts
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>>151838605
driving a corolla?
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>>151838606
Worth it
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>he thought tradies buy supplies to build houses from bunnings
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>>151838615
Nigga get OVER IT
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*parks in bunnings trade section*
*walks out with pot plant*
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do they sell footy goalposts at bunnings yet?
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has there been a bigger drop at the mcg than mason cox in the 2025 preliminary final
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>watching the godfather
Am I in for kino?
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>>151838631
jack darling 2015 and any cricket match involving a south asian country
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>>151838631
jack darling 2015 gf
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dont set iggsboomer off for fuck sake
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>/afl/ is more active in the off season than /cric/ is in the season
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>>151838619
>he thought you needed a tradie license to go to the trade section of bunnings
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>>151838653
well afl is the number 1 sport by far in the country
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remember darling dropped a sitter late in the 2018 gf too but it didn't effect the end result
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>>151838653
Sad innit
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>>151838659
imagine if collingwood rebounded and won after the siren
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need a fresh wave of locky-d
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>>151838667
i dont want to imagine that. that's a horrible scenario
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2018 was around the last time i had a gf
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FUCK YOU WILL
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>>151838591
Who are you talking about?
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>>151838694
your mum
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>>151838637
Absolutely. Watch it properly, stop posting on here while you watch it.
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>>151838637
overrated wogslop
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shitty arse fucking movies that no one enjoys watching they only pretend to because they think other pseuds like it
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>>151838688
based igger
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fiendling for some of yasmins squirty diahhrea
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finna watch all three wog boy films back to back
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>>151838709
this but bad boy
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>>151838708
>drinking poo
Yuck. That may be a custom in your country but not Australia.
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>>151838709
based carlton off season bonding
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weird how im sharing this website with some people that were in year 7 in 2021
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>lost all my money
>won it all back

too easy this gambling caper
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>>151838719
couldn't be me, I never finished year 7 haha
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remember the chick in year 7 who filmed herself fucking a deodorant can who went to your school
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>>151838719
howd you know my gf posts here
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this thread is missing someone
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>>151838736
I just woke up.
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>>151838730
blue rexona innit
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>>151838730
ackshually she was in year 8 and it was her hairbrush
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>>151838735
>lefties finally realising that they'll need adults to run the world after all the boomers are dead
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rc we need ya mate
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>weed le bad because um...because it just is ok!! christ is king or something!
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>>151838749
more than ever
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It's my Birthday.
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my bum needs cock
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>>151838756
I'm here for you, Yasmin.
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when im banned half of this thread will disappear
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I was never cool enough to see the deodorant video but I heard about a lot listening to other people’s conversations
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are you cunts like fucking 40 or some shit kek
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when do the tradies tell the architects and engineers what they've decided to build the project out of? is it usually when they see the specials at bunnings or what?
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>>151838767
pretty much at this point
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>>151838767
yes and you will be still here when you reach 40 asking us if we are 60
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>>151838767
Im nearly 35 (so close enough)
>been on /sp/ since 2008
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>>151838772
nah I'll be gone from this shithole for good, too busy as a ceo, husband and father
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>>151838775
2009*
4chan since 2008
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>>151838774
Beavo lookalike
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I'm getting a burning sensation after urination
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>>151838777
holy sevens confirms it
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>>151838755
I don’t care about my own birthday, so I certainly won’t care about someone else’s
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30 minutes into godfather and nothing have happened
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>>151838784
Crisp mitch brown

>>151838788
Czeched
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>>151838774
this was confirmed to be some 50 year old that was making fun of millennials who believe they're aging slower than everyone else for some unknown reason
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>>151838791
thanks for the birthday wishes IT'S PARTY TIME

PARTY DOWN WITH ME!!!
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>>151838793
Nothing happens until the end
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>>151838755
Happy birthday mate, how are you celebrating?
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>>151838795
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>>151838798
Did you get any prezzies?
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>>151838795
>millennials who believe they're aging slower than everyone else for some unknown reason
This is true though.

Get z already look older than millennials. If not for my grey hairs id be mistaken for mid 20s or younger
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>>151838803
Yeah I bought myself a carton of beer.
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>>151838755
happy birthday those dubs were from me hope you like them
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All smiles
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Just started crying out of the blue
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>>151838811
Go essendon btw
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I lied about it being my Birthday as if I would allow the ASIO data miners to know such an important date. Tricked again.
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>>151838807
crisp, which?
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I’m so hungry
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>>151838824
Positively fiendish
You've definitely thrown asio off now mate. They haven't got a clue.
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>>151838767
older
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Just realised it’s Friday, crisp
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>>151838860
Crisp NEET LORD
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now that the dust has settled, will day be healthy in 2020 + 5?
will ashcroft win another norm smith?
will setterfield be picked up in the pre-season rookie draft?
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>>151838878
none of those players are nick daicos
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Naming my first born William May
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naming my first born nick
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the good thing about apehoop is once you have a team there's a game pretty much every other day sometimes back to back
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naming my first born mick
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>>151838903
>apehoop
racist
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>>151838915
based richo
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I hate my life
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>>151838920
>>151838899
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>>151838631
sam lalor round 1 2025, biggest cox drop ever on the mcg
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Mt Lawley bowls club is a great venue, very wealthy club for just a suburban bowls club
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>>151838903
>apehoop
Aryanhoop now mate . Basketball is a white man's sport these days.
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Dunce.
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>>151838927
showed my 17 year old sister that pic and she said shes seen bigger
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>ctrl-f [deleted]
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>>151837247
lol dumb nonce
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Got a tummy ache.
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you know when someone is a terrible human when their posts are deleted but josh's aren't.
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perth glory will win tonight
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MODS ARE GODS!!
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hopefully that cunt is on a static and its perma

they are prolly lurking this thread as a permabanned loser right now

lmao hello permabanned loser
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>>151838960
It wasn't actually me however I knew that dude was samefag replying his own post.
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>>151838987
>hopefully that cunt is on a static and its perma
You're deadset fucked in the head
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someone post fart porn aha
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>>151838978
hopefully
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>>151838995
bell st maccas 15 minutes i will shove an entire happy meal up your ass quicker than you can say nick daicos
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farting up a storm
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afl website article on a Ms Roberts
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>>151838137
>tv poster is a nonce

shocking. also you owe josh an apology.
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>>151837868
looks like tom de koning
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what time is it
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>>151838755
happy birthday mate i'd give you a big kiss but you're on the computer screen and not with me
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>>151839059
What have I become
My sweetest friend?
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
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>celebrating birthdays
how contemporary
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>>151838932
i'm racist af but ball is like hip hop to me. the odd white guy can be ok but most are goofies. i like my hoopers like i like my rappers, black and ghetto as fuck.
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>>151838802
the backstreet boy hairdo helps
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>>151839059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJVqppTP9T8
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i literally cant stop thinking about nick daicos
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>>151839059
ever ad has an indian in it. mamdani is an indian. most ceos of big corps are indian. britain just had an indian pm. the racial discrimination minister of australia is indian.
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if an indian army rocked up on our shores to take us over we would fight
but if they come in by their droves "legally" we let it happen
interesting creatures us humans
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probably too late for coffee but alas the show must go on
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>>151839108
based 18 year old first year uni student doing phil101
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most of us are lazy neets or buck broken wagies and the army is full of women, nobody is fighting.
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having money is bad
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WWII was jews and masons vs White People and Whites lost.
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>>151839160
ww2 was all orchestrated by Churchill and British intelligence
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>>151839168
Like I said, jews and masons
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I will round up all Australia's jeets and sudos, put them in the army and send them to invade indonesia
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>>151839168
like he said>>151839160
orchestrated by fallen angels
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>>151839059
captain woke OUT
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>>151839095
based nick daicos
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funny how the captain of the australian cricket team and collingwood football club can both be called captain woke
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>>151839168
do not look into hitlers missing year in england
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>>151838945
yeah your cox down her back
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>>151839192
>psyop the bogans win the war
bit in this
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idea: 'like a boss' by the lonely island but with the lyrics replaced by funny /afl/ memes
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>>151838987
who the fuck would be on a static ip this time of night unless they're on the graveyard shift but not phoneposting
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>>151839092
Sorry mate, whites run basketball now.
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>lmao hello permabanned loser
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Hitler lost.
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dont rate nazis myself but crazy how they have been pinning everything bad on them for almost 100 years
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we defeated the wrong enemy
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>>151839244
whats crazy is how people now are more rabid and extreme about it too, even moreso than those who literally fought against them.
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crazy how there is a constant stream of war movies where nazis = bad constantly
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babbys first day on /pol/
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you will never see a movie be big in hollywood that tells the true story of a genocide unless it's about the holocaust.
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tonight's kino
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>>151839160
Football?
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sometimes i wish i was a conquistador in the 16th century
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I'm gonna knock someone the fuck out
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there's no way cameron ling doesn't have royal english blood
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>>151839319
mate he's a mud blood not even worth sacrificing and drinking his blood to extend your life if you were English nobility
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crazy how there are fuck all films about ww2 that don't portray nazis as evil
crazy how jews are never portrayed as bad in films
crazy how almost everyone in a position of power in hollywood is a yid
craz
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ar fuck they got him
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this entire place is me and a fat 13 year old ranting about jews
>>
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>>151839221
luka will never win a chip. defensive liability in a series.
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>>151839237
We all lost, Anon.
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annie knight-brayshaw could definitely fit a football in her vagina
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funny how picrel is hate speech but it's fine to say ypipo bad for no reason
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Crisp schizo
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>>151839444
She is legitimately gorgeous and every attempt to make me hate her just makes me like her even more.
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>*points out objectively and easily proven facts*
>y-you are le schizo!
crazy how we're on page 5
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Name the last product you saw advertised with a commercial that featured an all-white couple
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>>151839458
At least one retarded mod keeps putting these threads on autosage despite there being no benefit to doing so.
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>>151839461
I dont watch tv
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>>151839461
assisted suicide
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>>151839461
canadian euthanasia
really makes you think
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>>151839461
dale alcock homes
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>>151839461
shill
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>>151839175
interesting
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>>151839351
saw this, rather sad
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>>151839461
joining the military
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landlords have never done anything for anybody.
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landlords don't actually own their land btw it's still under the demesne of the federal government
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>my socialist celtic/anglo parents pissed and smoked away their wealth instead of buying an extra house or two at 100k and now I'm going to piss and moan about it interminably.
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what's the brapper situation in WAFL? worth a watch?
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>>151840732
*AFLW
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>>151840770
*AWFL
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>>151839290 #
As football as poofter and boong rounds and being welcomed to my own land before each match by an incestous, subhuman caveman.
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No amnesty.
No heaven.
No immunity.
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>>151833522
Would so fucking hard.
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olive delights
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Good morning. Opening round sucks!
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Good morning alf
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i haven't had a drink of alcohol in 4 weeks and i feel great
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there is no light in this world, only darkness
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>>151839558
Not everybody is an emotional little bitch like you

>wahh my missus sleeps with other men, im so hurt!!

who gives a fuck? She's just another bitch. Just another whore. And he gets to fuck her free every night. And probably fucks other women as well. How about you champ?
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>>151845874
He was talking about the relationship between JB and his dogugly son you fucking idiot
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>He was talking about the relationship between JB and his dogugly son you fucking idiot
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Carlton vs West coast in 4 bongs
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feels like every day im reading about bonnie blue or annie knight
and thats outside of this palce
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>>151846041
Who?
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non porn watchers are like vegans
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shalom
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>>151839339
This is a good film
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I'm at the end
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Bawling my eyes out lads...how did it come to this?
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>>151846450
being raised by a single mother who didn't actually want you is why it came to this
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sick of waking up with a headache
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>>151846490
stop drinking or just buy gatorade
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the team that finished 4th in the aflw scored 3 points in a final last night
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>>151847227
I don't care
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fuck you then cunt i try to make a bit of discussion and you shut it down
enjoy your saturday alone you miserable cunt
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>>151847227
yeah lol, pretty insane, goalless in a final
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>>151838767
yes and you are on our website
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>>151838802
parker lewis can't lose
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Its all I can do to not start knocking cunts out who enter my 1.5m personal space at Bunnings and the Supermarket
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>>151847440
>>151847440

THIS ONE AUTOSAGGIED ON PAGE 10
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>>151847227
fembanes only scored 1 goal in last year's grand final



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