what an ugly Thursday Night game
Kangz
>>151838825SAAR WE WARR KANZ SAAR
Projected nephew level posts this thread?
>>151838829Anime
>>151838885show bob
>>151838888Post pupusa
>>151838825
>>151838894saar! show bob or i will not redeem
>8-2 Denver Broncos
Nix is ass. His receivers are getting open nearly every single play and he just doesn't see them. He's constantly panicking despite facing the least pressure of any QB in the leagueA mediocre QB in this offense, like a kirk cousins or hell even geno smith, would probably be in mvp contention and the broncos would be undefeatedPayton very much made a massive mistake by not trading up for penix or jj, or hell signing Sam Darnold this year when he knew how good the supporting cast was gonna be
Patty Cuckitini
>>151839567So true
Nephew Uncitini
Who else /nephew/ ITT?
MY patriots
The NFL is worth gorillions of smackaroos, yet they rely on old blind honkeys to spot balls and determine whether or not balls went though uprights.
I’m tired of this Blo Dix slander. He’s basically white Jalen Hurts. Yeah his play is a little sloppy but he’s a winner and that’s more than we can say about shitters like Josh Allen.
>>151839593I like Bo Nix, but I wouldn't say he's "White Jalen Hurts". Primarily because Jalen is the white Jalen, but also because Jalen Hurts is insanely efficient while Bo is more about that dawg
This is the year the AFC West can defeat the Chiefs and they are going to blow it
Refs love the Rams, hate the Bears
>>151839593Jalen Hurts is good against pressureNix is so awful against pressure you don't even have to pressure him to make him start panicking, you literally just have to get in his face and make it seem like you're close to getting him. Even if his line holds a totally clean pocket, once you've freaked him out you can start running simulated pressures and he doesn't know what to do
>>151839597Hurts is s top 5 qb
Young QBs hate the pocket and can’t read defenses. What’s going on at the college level?
>>151839609Refs don't hate the bears, the bears problem is that Gayleb can't manage a huddle effectively or control the line presnap. There have been a shit ton of presnap communication penalties because Ben tried to give him a big boy hat and he's either not built for it or not ready for it.The defensive penalties are in part because of the captains being injured for a lot of the year, so you've got miscommunication on that side too from guys not experienced enough to be working the disguised looks
>>151839634>What’s going on at the college level?Shit ass linemen that can't block so you have to scramble to survive
>>151839634>What’s going on at the college level?memes
>>151839634>What’s going on at the college levelchildren and stupid controlling coaches
>>151839634>What’s going on at the college level?Snow bunnies are ruining everything
>>151839551Don't care, best record in the league
>>151838825Citizen Kangz
>>151839665Nigcel hands typed this
YOUR NFL leading Broncos
>>151839709Delete this shit nephew
>>151839295Soon to be 9-2
>>151839719
Chiefs are poopoo haha
>>151839716Bronkies put me in a tough spot. My brother's wife's family are from Denver, so I generally want them to lose. But I need them to do well so Kansass Shitty loses the West
>>151839733Imagine being ok with letting us black guys fuck your women. The jews got you good lol.
>>151839737I know, it’s pretty great
He’s going for 100 yards on the Donkeys
>>151839749We’ll be hanging you for it again soon enough don’t worry. Imagine being so sexually insecure that all you can ever think to say is the lame ass “muh dick” idiocy you’ve been telling your low IQ incel asses for decades
>>151839783I can feel the sheer insecurity in your words. What a sad life you must live.
NFL - Nephews Finna Lighten up
>>151839796Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit my nigga that's so real
>>151839793>no u Wife and kids here. Now spam more shit about all the white women you don’t fuck, incel nigger
>>151839804I may not be the brightest nephew in the senpai unc, but I sure as hell am the nephest
>>151839771He should be watching Broncos tape not having unprotected sex in new york city
>>151839808Are those wife and kids in the room with you right? Its okay to keep seething buddy. You'll have sex one day lmao
>>151839854Ooga booga right back at you monkey
Catching a ban for off-topic in a gamethread full of tranny porn is wild, nephew
>>151838822Bo Nix FUCKING SUCKS. I better not have to go through another off-season saying this guy is actually good and Sean Payton jerking him off calling him a star.
Another banger
>>151839874Better watch that complaining buddy, they can hammer you for that too
>>151839872Fragile little white boy is having his daily autist outburst, so cute to see lol
>>151839874Just log onto your alt, unc. You gotta have one nowadays if you want to have any fun on this website
>>151839907Lmao got em. You know they’re seething whenever they NEED the last word. Holy fucking kek
>>151839907U mad bro?
Im starting to think my chiefs wont win their division
How the hell are the Broncos 8-2?They looked like shit out there and any team other than the Raiders would've killed em
>>151839978Easy schedule, they also got a fluke win vs the eagles
>>151839895Naw it wasn't me. A friend of mine said it happened to him
>>151840003Man you should look good if your schedule's easy not like you're barely scraping by
>>151839978The same reason why the Patriots and Colts are 7-2, the AFC is dogshit
>>151839978Fluke win vs giantsFluke win vs eaglesFluke win vs texansFluke win vs jetsFluke win vs raiders
>>151839978They beat Justin Fields, Jake Browning, Davis Mills, Rookie Dart, Rookie Ward, the Cowboys defense, and Geno. The Eagles was a good win.
>queefs 11-0 in one score games all from refball: :O>broncies 6-2 in one score games due to good defense: >:(
Heh, raping us won't change that playoff game, Detroit
>>151840039>muh defense This guy
>>151840033>hurr durr Davis MillsBecause they heemed Stroud on a play so clean reffie had to clean up his flag. If you have anythong against that you are anti football pussy Roger
>>151840045imagine being Mariota thinking your gone chill on the bench all season then suddenly you become important in your job
>>151840045it won't heal jaden daniels either hehe
>>151840045Take pride that you ended their super bowl window
I'm not even a Bronkek but Bo makes 'em seethe like crazyThe Broncos have a good defense. And even though the offense can be really boom or bust, they put 18 on the Texans (third highest of any team this year) and held the Cowboys to 24 (their fourth lowest)If you don't get why the Broncos are good, you will never know ball and are likely a QB worshipping NBAkiddie
>>151839885Gee thanks for the words of wisdom AesopCorny ass nigga
>>151840091Can't wait for them to get embarrassed in the 'offs
Embarrass this bussy
>>151840116Delete this shit nephew
>>151840091dislike the broncos but i enjoy bo nixGotta love any qb that isnt afraid of slinging the ball
>cummanders not putting Jayden Daniels on IRQuinn is going to kill him isnt he?Their defense alone has killed their season, they need to pack it in
>>151840166JOE THEISMANN 3.0
Sneed
>>151840178this post made me realize McDuffie fell off
The NFL would be unbearable to watch without gamethreads.
>my lions are going to pound the shitty cummanders defense in the ass, making them look good and ensuring Morton has a job for another weekI don't know how to feel
I won't be able to watch 1 PM games anymore cause my job :(
>>151839634muh system
>>151839634Are you implying they dont know ball?
>Panthers are finally favoredThey're gonna get btfo arent they
>>151840220Mariotta is going to run all over "us" dude, it's not going to be some cakewalk game. Expect many 3rd and long commie conversions
>>151840260panthies D gonna buckbreak shough
boy, I sure do love having a defense that’s so good, the offense only has to score 10 points to win!
>>151840232working on sunday?
>>151840166How long does it take to recover from a dislocated elbow? Him not being on IR is a little worrying, but it also makes me hope he'll be back by December>>151840220>my Commies will get their bussy pushed in so hard Joe Whitt finally gets firedheh, thanks again Detroit
Reminder
>>151840272>Mariotta is going to run all over "us" dude,Lmao no he isn't, he would be a starter somewhere else if he still could do that
>>151840275>Bud Light>Not a Banquet tallboy
>>151840297I agree, but I didn’t make it
>>151840292ykb
>>151840292What will the goalpost moving cope be when the Chiefs beat Denver next week?
>>151840292more like Super Blown-out Butthole lmao
>>151840232iktfbI used to work evening security and had to commute to work at 2pm.
>>151840260it's the saintsbut it does feel like an upset is coming
>>151840318haha butthole haha
>>151840275Imagine if you had a decent QB to go along with that defense
>>151840282He is a server at a high class restaurant
Broncos D is going to injure all of KC’s offensethat’s the game plan to win
Honestly the lions new defense coordinator has been doing a good job overall, enough to keep him around for sureThe offensive coordinator will prob be gone in a season or 2 tho
>>151840360>The offensive coordinator will prob be gone in a season or 2 thoDelete this shit, nephew
TNF games should only be played by teams after a bye week
>>151840362Morton has had no reasons other than his shit playcalling to score less than 30 a a game for almost every game this year
>>151840282NoSchedule's gonna be midnight to 8 am and I gotta sleep at some point
Kek based football enjoyer NFL YouTube man
>>151840342Being a server in america low key must be nice due to their tip culture
>>151839609>My brownies actually getting reffie help this year >Still the worst they've looked since the winless season
>>151840272>>151840378Stop it
>>151840385Desu working for the NFL youtube must be kinda nice. You get access to all the footage to make highlights>>151840386I'll show you a nice tip culture, faggot
>>151840356Good morning, Sean.
>>151840356My chiefies are going to expose the buncos AND the clots in back to back weeks
>>151840402I thought you only got that flag when threads move boards
>>151840386Only in states where you make minimum wage PLUS tip rather than those shitholes that include your tips as part of min wage so the restaraunts can pay their people less
>>151840416Anon is posting from a NORAD bunker well below the surface of the Earth
>>151840416I got b& like 2 weeks ago and got the glownigger IP after resetting it. I kind of like it. Almost like a non obnoxious trip/namefag.
>>151840438>non obnoxious
Technically, if not literally, the Broncos have won more games than any other team.
>>151840466
>>151840292Replace Broncos with Colts and it's 100% accurate.Maybe consider moving Seahawks to just outside the bubble too until we see Sam perform well in the playoffs.
>>151840472@Nephews is this true?
>>151840472>Nix, age 25, 8 wins>Mahomes, age 30, 5 winsGrim
>>151840492Bo Nix looks older than me and I'm 35
I hate the Chiefs but god damn I hope they destroy the Broncos next week
Saw this posted last night, thought it was good.
That should have been Kenny Pickett's game. Geno got so fucking banged up
Bo Nix fucking sucks and Payton will regret backing him and putting his tenure in Denver on his back.
Are the Panthers good or bad?I still cant tell
>>151840497nah Chiefs missing the playoff would still be funnier
>>1518405277th seed ceiling. Unironically just a QB awayGood when compared to regular season teams, bad when compared to contenders
Did everyone forget how fucking windy it was in Denver during that game?
>>151840509Those tier names are pretty cringe. I don’t get the cinnamon toast crunch one
>>151840542Don't need a QBWildcat to Dowdle the rest of the season
>>151840563More like >wildcat to dawdleUntil the season is over
H-hey, you guys remember last season?
Pats/Buccs should be a good game
Are Germans excited about the game this week? I spent a week in Berlin and talked to one guy who was stoked about it.
>>151840583Yes.
>>151840583I'm bummed the Lions and Commies got knocked off before the OwlThe NFC is supposed to be the fun conference with surprising runs and they keep getting bopped too early
>>151840590Nah. But also I dont like Berlin.
>>151840527They are the darkest of the dark horse teams.
>>151840590If you look at the audience during these international games you'll see jerseys from like every team. They're just happy to see an NFL game in person
For me, its dark whores.
>>151840600Haven’t they done games in Munich or something? I liked Berlin.
>>151840559I thought the tier names were hilarious. The cereal without milk reference makes perfect sense to me.
>>151840583I remember when I told you you guys sound exactly like Texansfags after Stroud had a good rookie year and you wouldn't listen, yeah. What of it?
>>151840600Hmmmmmmm, let me guess.You're from Bremen
NORAD anon is scaring me. He keeps posting my images and webms.
>>151840611It would be, Hans, wouldn't it?
>Ex-NFL star Antonio Brown arrested on attempted murder chargeIs Coom at it again?
>>151840596>Winston's first snow gameIt was so kino
>>151840622It was so easily predictable. If anything the Washington regression is worse than the toxins
>Spain is getting Commies-DolphinsI thought the NFL wanted to gain fans abroad
>>151840632AB is basically our generation'e OJ. It was bound to happen
>>151840596people were gaslighting themselves into thinking jameis was some breath of fresh air compared to watson lmao. same shit, different toilet, no wonder he's a third stringer on a 2-7 team and no other team with qb issues bothered to make a call about him
>>151840614Its a decent ciry for 4ner tourists. Just a lot of baggage mentally for us since its by far the City with the most cringe people>>151840624> Im way too based to be from the N*rth, nephew
>>151840645Such a pointless move for the NFL desu Spain will never ever consume this sport
>>151840630I'm in your router, watching your packets.
>>151840622>>151840641You did NOT predict the offense getting injured every week
>>151838822
>>151840654My fault, unc. Guessing Munich felt too easy. Stuttgart?
>>151840666They’re the oldest team in the NFL that actually is predictable.
>>151840611
>>151840653He seems like a nice enough guy though
>>151840590Are Berlin games gonna be regular thing now like London?
>>151840641It's pretty hard not to regress after going 14-3 and making the conference championship but yeah things got brutal real fucking fast.
My asshole is hurting alot from all that gay anal sex I had last night. Go bills btw!
>>151840653Jameis is fun thoughHe'll chuck it downfield for fun
>>1518406793>2>4>1
Gonna need the Buccs to take care of the Pats this weekend. My Bills will have no problem squishing the fish.
>>151840675>They’re the oldest team in the NFLThat happened when they signed FA's over the summer
>>151840694Falseflagging chiefs fan that's still butthurt from last week detected
>>151840611Want to swap sisters?
>>151840679Giwtwm>>151840673I hate all Sw*bians. Mannheim here
>>151840696fun when he plays for any team but yours
>that Geno int when he threw into triple coverage and one of the Broncos saved the int by pushing the ball into the defender's hands
>>151840691They had a NFL pop up shop near a touristy area so they’re evidently pushing it hard.
>>151840738Luckily he doesn't play for mine
>>151840766pretty sure your QBlet moonlights for mine though, and apparently he's ambidextrous
>>151840701Yes signing olds to bolster your team because you think you have the new shot QB and need to take advantage of the rookie salary scale - that’s exactly what the Texans did. Meanwhile Drake Maye is actually that guy but he’s White so nobody cares.
>>151840805CJ Stroud and Jayden Daniels did exactly what Drake Maye is doing but 10x better and they didn't get a single MVP shout
Can a team win an Owl with a bad QB in the modern game?Who was the last objectively bad QB to win an Owl?Dilfer?
>>151840830Hurts
>>151840805ydkb. Signing vets to fill out the roster is what you want to do in a rebuild. Drafting players takes time, and during that time you need to get people on for a few years while you have the cap space
>>151840852How did it work out for the redskins and texans The players got injured and their qbs are tapebabbies
>>151840862Lmao how is that the fault of the FA's?
>>151840713Sorry I can read this from how bad my asshole was left from all those black men that pounded it. Go bills if thats revelant!
>>151840844I don't get the "Hurts is bad lol" meme
>>151840830The Broncos won SB50 when Manning's arm didn't even work anymore
Go BroncosGo ColtsGo Jaguars
>>151840885He's not bad but hes not elite
>>151840896Oh yeah I forgot about Peyton Manning's huskWas he worse than Dilfer?
>>151840830Newfaggot
>>151840885Eye test
>>151840618Well met. I suppose you’re my nemesis now
Eye test this bussy
>>151840898I think the Clots downward spiral started on Sunday and they are going to lose
>>151840885It's not a meme
>>151840906Physically, yes, Dilfer was better in 2000 than Peyton was in 2015. Peyton’s ability to execute the offense, read the defense, and bring up the right audible and plays was still all there. Neither could have won SBs without historic defenses helping them.
>>151840906If not for 18-1 the Panthers would have been 20-point favorites
ITT: nephews
>>151840996You an unc
>>151840906Osweiler would have been better in that owl
God I hate zoomer lingo
>>151841020Unc maldin frfr
>>151840996I have 6 aunts
we need to heal the divide between nephs and uncs
>>151841020Me too that skibidi shit pisses me off fr fr no cap
>>151841015Osweiler got greedy and went to the Texans. He was good on a good team and threw it all away to be a fucking retard nobody. Still, without him the Broncos wouldn't have made it to SB50
I am trying no nut november this year and its going terribly. I just end up looking at hentai anyway and edging but not cooming and pretending like that counts. I didn't realize how bad my addiction is but its so much worse than I thought. I am broken and I need to get back on track. Anyone that can help would be appreciated. I think part of the problem is my normal life isn't terribly interesting. I need to slow my brain back down somehow. The NFL isn't helping either. Please send help.
>>151841042God just IMAGINE what it feels like to have a tight wet pussy CLENCHED around your dick
>>151841042Jerk off to cuck porn
>>151841042Masturbation is a bodily need for me
>>151840611I thought you didn’t like Berlin?
>>151841055>pussyTypo, meant to type bussy
>>151841055fuck you I stil haven't cum yet at least
>>151841042>trying to no nut November >still browsing 4chanNGMI
>>151841034i doubt him staying would've made a difference for himself or the broncos in the long run, going from him to trevor semen was the lateralest of lateral moves
>>151841042No one does NNN anymore. Just jerk off.
Cock Assweiler
>>151841042I suggest sticking a small dildo up your ass, it doesnt count if you cum btw. I've done this several times.Go bills!
>>151841042legit just cut out the pornit's tough considering you're on 4chan but not going out of your way to look at porn is a good step to wean yourself off of itand after you make it past november beat off without looking at porn, it gives your brain a nice reset
>>151841090You mean packers right?
>>151841101No I meant bills!
>>151841108RightPackers
>>151841055damn, satan's going in
>>151841042Anon, don't look!
>>151840332Imagine thinking he looks cool here. He looks like he smelled a fart
>>151841026I have 6 nuts
>>151841101>>151841114In buffalo, everyone here loves men.
Broncos media isn't treating last night as a win at all. What an embarrassing display
>>151841099this is probably good advice. Hard to do for me apparently>>151841119fuck you>>151841076I'm addicted to this plcace too
THE JENNYFAG WAS KIRK FUCKING HERBSTREIT ALL ALONG
>>151841042hobby recs that don't involve computers?
>>151841137
>>151841141Maybe Jeanty is Jenny
>>151840947My steelies do be a pretty reliable fraud checker
>>151841137like I said, wean youselfstick to vanillathen go from vanilla to just picturesthen cut yourself off entirelyyou need to keep your mind distracted
>>151841119>>151841158
>>151841132>the media
>>151840947Their real downward spiral doesn't begin until they pay Danny Dipshit.
>>151841132>mediadoes any team's media fucking ever?
>>151841179Based. I fucking love little girlsGo Chiefs btw
>>151841198>Danny Dipshit38 on the Wonderlic
>>151841042Every year I seem to end up busting a nut on November 1st without even thinking about it or realizing it's November then just go "Oops lol guess I lose."
>>151841198I can tell you know fuck all about cap management
I don't remember the last time I jerked off to pornography. I probably only jerk off every 3-6 months. Just bang my wife when I need a nut. Have been browsing 4chan since 2006-2007.
>>151841203Based, I also love underage girls. Go Rams!
>>151841219>my wife
>>151841219Yea same, im 33 now. Porn is just boring now.
>more penalties than first downsFucking ban Thursday Night Football
jerk off to this pussy
>>151841241Delete this shit nephew
>>151841219What am I to do with this information
OJ Simpson is the only player in NFL history to run for 2000 yards in a 14 game season. To say that he’s not a top 5 all time back is just ridiculous.
>>151841132Yeah I mean memes aside that was probably Bo's worst game as a pro. Usually offense being shit is 75-25 Payton's fault but last night was like 90% Bo's fault. Still gonna shill my nigga here though.
>>151841247Whatever you like. Was I blogposting? Yes. Am I phoneposting and too lazy to reply to the anons I was addressing? Also yes.
>>151841249He's a top 5 all time black
>>151841174ai makes it bad too because the dopamine hit from waiting for the gen is like the same thingthey banned nsfw on the site I use and now I just gen lewd but not nude fml
>>151841249did someone say he wasn't top5?
>>151841289Subscribe to NovelAI. Best 20 bucks a month I’ve ever spent.
I don't care that OJ killed someone. He was an all time athlete and she was cheating on him anyway.
>>151841302no I'm trying to stop lolits getting so bad i'm trying to get local generating working
>>151841317What about AB trying to kill someone?
>>151841264>that was probably Bo's worst game as a pro.What does it feel like I read this exact phrase every few weeks lol?
>>151841327>tryingNo harm no foul
>>151841338Because Bo fucking stinks
>>151841327Burfict was the one who tried to kill him first
>>151841338Wins are a QB stat. We're going to fucking destroy your queefies next week.
>>151841327You mean literally /ourguy/? Yeah no one cares.
>taking a punt to the fucking headDoes that hurt a lot?
>>151841355Fuck bros I wish my team was good I fucking hate being a fan of this shit ass team so goddamn much I just want to be good
>>151841358No retard, he's wearing a helmet
Got over 9 hours of sleepFeel like a brand new man
>>151841367I got 5 and want to kill myself. Even when I sleep a long time I still feel like shit
>>151841358It would be extremely painful
>>151841367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR_477WqAE4
>>151841362His head does turn like 45 degrees when it connects
>>151841355Queefies are still in their hidey hole for the week retard
>>151841367I have a newborn baby and I haven't slept right in a month in a half
>>151841371Are you an fatass by any chance?
>Daniel Jones on the Pat McAfee Show (9am EST Mon-Thu): It's important to remember ICE are civil enforcement officers, not police. They are enforcing civil law. Like parking tickets, or OSHA violations. Or meter maids. Laugh at them, yell at them. They're nothing but pussies.
>>151841375>>151841375>>151841375>>151841375
>>151841378That's an interesting name for a gay bar
Bo Nix should legally change his name to Booo Nix
>>151841381IDK, is 5 foot 8 200 pounds fat?
>>151841401Yes you fat mexican. Lose weight, learn how to breathe through your nose, and maybe then you will get a restful night of sleep
>>151840292SBC bros, our response?
>>151841394The Broncos have been booed multiple times during games that they ended up winning so that could work
I hate boomers so fucking much
>>151840363It should only be divisional rivals unless it's Thanksgiving
>>151840363TNF should only be played by the Chiefs
This fucking team, I swear
>>151841409>learn how to breathe through your noseI went to my doctor last week and apparently my nose is kinda crooked
>>151841431
Geno absolutely has been skipping leg day
>>151841338if you hit rock bottom fast you can begin rebuilding sooner
Personally, I love TNF slurp kinos
>you don’t ACTUALLY think Tom Brady is the goat, do you anon? I mean, everyone knows it’s mahomes, right?
>>151841317He didn’t kill anyone. He was tried in a court of law and found not guilty by a jury of his peers. What else is our judicial system for if not clearing someone’s name?
>>151841483Jeff? Is that you?
>>151841327>someoneif he was trying to kill a criminal nigger then I'm fine with it. shit shoulda been done a long time ago hes just trying to expedite the process
>>151841042All my seed belongs to my wife. Not a single drop is spilled that doesnt go inside or on her body. In turn, I own all her breastmilk except for when there is baby of ours. These are the rules and I havent broken them in years.
The Broncos would be undefeated if it wasn't for a penalty that let the Colts have a retry kick and a missed kick against the Chargers. That's kind of funny
>>151841513No
>raidniggers signed geno over darnold
>>151841569Apparently it was Brady who didn't want Darnold. He's not wrong though, Darnold scored 3 points in the playoffs
>>151841569Tbf most people considered it a lateral move, the general consensus was that Geno was a decent QB and Darnold was not a significant upgrade over him. Of course that wasn't true and Darnold is already much better in Seattle than Geno ever was but hindsight is 20/20
I'm just happy that the >black QB meme is finally ending
>>151841587DELETE THIS SHIT NEPHEW
>>151841569They're idiots for keeping Geno in instead of letting Pickett play more. Geno was obviously so fucked up from the Broncos defense
>>151841584
>>151841619It's been hard for NY-chan
>>151841619You ever enjoy something so much you just walk around and scream "FUN"?
I've never seen JK Dobbins not smiling before
>>151841611they're sacrificing him for more wins like the Vikings did with Wentz
deborest fuckner to injured reserve. bijan might feast in berlin
>>151841660another spiritual win for the chiefs
>>151841584>>151841648Unprotected sex with NY giants girl amd cumming deep inside her pussy
Just heard a cowboy killed himselfyour trolling caused this
>>151838822tnf always sucks
Tom Bogdy
>>151841682he chimped out in a routine traffic stop
>>151841682Damn I'm good
>>151841682Nah, he killed himself because the police were coming after him for a robbery he did when he was a teenager and couldn't handle it
>"My fiancee, she definitely doesn't like when Nine comes home.
>"I call him Nine," McCarthy said. "Nine comes out and I gotta understand, like, OK, he can't be at his peak performance throughout three-and-a-half hours. So how do I find little ways on the sideline, get back to my breath, get back to my visualization, that can kind of maintain that intense, competitive stamina throughout the whole game? It's just the pure will, determination to get the job done."
>>151841708>JJ, honey, please take off the fursuit
>>151841708>>151841724yeah i'm gonna need to see the baltimore murderbirds come back on sunday. put this cringelord in a coma i don't want to hear this shit anymore
>"It's like I'm ready to die on that field...It's not going to look pretty; it's not going to look like someone just did my makeup for Halloween. It's war paint
>>151841708Did he unlock his shadow self or something? Is he going down the Carl Jung rabbit hole? That will turn your mind into mush
we need more zoomer QB donut stealit's hilarious
>>151841736Hes really into Transcendental Meditation.Thats the same shit that made Avicii go nuts and kill himself.
>>151841531You do realize women don't produce breastmilk all the time, right? They only make breastmilk during late stages of pregnancy/right after having a child...
>>151841680
>>151841749that's where you're wrong kiddo
>>151841738Drake Maye is Tom Brady wearing a mask
>>151841708packers had rodgers, bears have gayleb and had cutler, vikings have jj. lions have had total normies in stafford and goof for the past decade and a half, so their next qb will probably be a total weirdo too
>>151841708>>151841724>>151841731Damn. I thought he might've had that psychopath edge to him based on the way he been mean mugging motherfuckers but it turns out he's just a dumb schizo. Sad.
>>151841749NFC North and Gay Autistic qbs, name a better duo>lions letting everyone down once again.
>>151841708>>151841724>>151841731Incredibly white behavior
>>151841752Little pouting brat, ill make her she gets taken care off.
who will win ZestMan v. Nine round 2?
>>151841747Wonder if he started with that meditation app Headspace and it made him insane
>>151841749Haha yeah one would have to keep regularly drinking it after the child stops hahaha and that would be super weird behaviour eeww haha like coming home and having a sip first hahah who would ever want that lmao ewwww
>>151841792certainly not the people who watch the game
>>151841784brian dawkins had an alter ego, but at least he had proven himself before everyone learned about it. this has potential to backfire horribly on mccarthy
>>151841792Nines's gonna yiff that busy to death
Nine the Hedgehog
Nine the Nephew
>>151841749they can induce, dumbass
>>151841793He carries around a $15k shiftwave meditation chair>plays a collection of audio tones called ‘963HZ’ or some Bob Marley">goal is to rebalance your nervous system between its ‘fight-or-flight’ and its ‘rest-and-repair’ modes.>chair utilizes 18 transducers that vibrate your entire body to sync up your breathing and heart rate, all while playing guided meditations or soothing sounds.
>>151841708Cringe ass nigga
>>151841835>mccarthy in the locker room
>>151841835You can just tell he thinks vaccines are poison
kangz bros, our response?
>>151841835I can't believe my lions lost to this.
>>151841786
>>151841847This clearly the white mans fault
>>151841835This is the pros, some dudes bring portable depo chambers, oxygen tents, all kinds of shit and some guys raw dog it
>>151841835He's got to get on the 432hz lifestyle
>>151841847name one (1) cringe thing about JJi'll fucking wait
wtf is a "meditation chair"
Thoughts on Mina's feet?
>>151841835real shame eryn went to the steelers instead of the vikings, i can't imagine a more perfect mentor for this dude
>>151841835imagine going into heart surgery and you see your surgeon doing this shit in the waiting room>I have anxiety and this helps >I'm all about mental health you know hahaYou wouldn't trust your surgeon doing this so why trust your QB doing the same thing?Yeah this kid is a bust
I’m so glad my team doesn’t have to play Nine
>>151841875Dude paid 15 grand for a cheap folding chair that has vibrators on his ass
>>151841889>what's going through your head?damn this bitch ugly
>>151841812
>>151841886All his zen shit is whatever. It's him meditating for the cameras at the goal posts that's cringe. The whole point of that zen shit is that you're alone, not surrounded by cameras
>>151838822DUDE SNEED LMAO
>>151841898How hard is it to scam pro athletes?
>>151841897How did he get into Michigan?
>>151841902This. It's very performative
>>151841898People have sold gimmicks to pro athletes for 50+ years
>>151841861Imagine pumping and filling her tiny bratty pussy, imagine her changing her personality after.
>>151841738Does it mean that Tom's clone dog is gonna have weird square face too?
>>151841901holy kek
>>151841910Autistic head coach
>>151841835We should've kept Darnold. This is a humiliation ritual.
>>>151841899Word>Thoughts on Mina's heckin feeterinos
>>151841911>i..it's performative b..because i said it is!:/
>>151841910It's not exactly a QB haven, Michigan is a run-first defensive team
>>151841931>>151841919I'm not saying he sucks, I'm saying he's retarded
>>151841835Not that different from the stupid shit Brady would do and pretend it made any difference in his play
>>151841939He's both
>>151841921This doesn't apply to me since im not white
>>151841925that's exactly what I said because it's true.And I d-din't stutter
>>151841953Yes it does, dumdum
>>151841939When you get to the apex of sport it's full of weirdos.
>>151841925When you want to pray or something to center yourself do you do it in front of everyone?
>>151841959Nuh uh, im not white! Its not applicable!
>>151841925You argue like a woman
does the FG post act as a tuning fork?
>>151841708>>151841724>>151841835Nine is a fucking retarded name
>>151841968Wouldn't know what that's like because I prefer men.Go Chiefs
DT is legitimately carrying the Broncos from the afterlife. Even last night there was some stat that was 88
>>151841875Miss the days of men that just had their lucky game day socks and had a single pre game smoke to prepare for battle.
>>151841983I personally prefer black men, go bills!
>>15184199177, close enough
Dov with another banger
>FOOOOOMBLE
>>151841901Needs the "war paint"
>>151841883If Shane could barely handle the flute he would despise JJ and his chair.
>>151841991chiefsissies.... how can we compete with this?
>>151842030something something SBC
>>151841835>has his own portable cuck chairYou cant make this shit up.
Why do players even wear face paint?
>>151842030Get Andy Reid's dead son to help out
>>151841996When I was an athlete you were already seeing shit like TRX, weird kettlebell exercises and those parachutes and elastics you sprint with, I can only imagine what crazy app driven smart shit there is now.
>>151842037The Broncos have the edge in Aura Factor (AF)
>>151842041NFL used to actually play outside in the sun
>>151842038>his team got GAPED by NineGrim.
>>151842041It helps reduce glair. That's why lots of baseball players use it. But many use it to "look cool"
>>151842055>missed 22 of 25 possible starts in his career due to injury Grim.
>>151842061Baseball players wear sunglasses now
>>151842037>SBCSuperior Bussy Culture?
>>151842061>It helps reduce glareReally? That's neat
>>151841861Washington are having the same season except they though they’d have 10 wins
>>151842069Sluts (for) Bronco Cock
>>151842050remember when the league made shitty rules about visors? I do.
>>151842085Of all the shit NFL can be up in arms about, that one was of the more stupid ones.
>>151842041It's supposed to help your eyes with the lights but now it's just to make a cross or something. Dart thinks he's Anakin Skywalker so he only wears it where Anakin's face scar is
>>151842093What the fuck? Is that Pat Mahomes?
>>151842049ya, used car salesman aura
>>151842081Shut up, let my wife have her fun
>>151842067They actually wear gamer glasses. Kiké Hernandez wears those
>>151842113I'll have fun with your wife
>>151842083you misspelled black
>>151842067It depends. Not all of them wear them. I vaguely remember that it depends how high/low the sun is. Fun fact: all mlb stadiums face the same direction, East
>>151842093Turns out being an athlete requires you to do extremely gay things
>>151842123>all mlb stadiums face the same directionhow can a circular structure "face" any single direction?
>>151842133It's a diamond retard.
>>151842130Why are stretching and plyos so gay?
>>151842081Yeah but they just go with the flow
>>151842004Holy based
>>151842123>all mlb stadiums face the same directionnot true>>151842133retard
>>151842146It's hot if they're female athletes though
>>151842150Redskins girl is a smoker, definitely a whore.
>>151842150Youve got the entire nfce except eagles?
>>151842014We all know the power of my reffies. This is unnecessary
>>151842166If she smokes she pokes
>>151842166Fuck, I love whores. Nothing better than a trashy slut
>>151842161Well they vary. Some are northeast or southeast but they all generally face East
Post funny Mahomes memes
Post Dov
stop saying nfc west is nfc bestthey’re all paper tigers
>>151842183>>151842189Same, I love white trash whores so much. Lost my virginity to one in high school.
>>151842093Should be a woman with a strap on doing this
>>151841708>>151841724>>151841731>>151841835>>151841893Imagine being have JJ McCarthy when of he has doing passes in a surgery>Ohmmmm >I need to focus>Ohmmmm >Where are my tools?>Ohmmmm >Mental health is mental wealth I'd turn 540° degrees Celsius and melty out of the surgery room fr
>>151842170I got them
Bo Nix is unironically a hot head and it's almost costing them games. Get him on some fucking meditation shit to calm him the fuck down
bills are losing to the phinGODS aren't they?
>>151842240It's a divisional game so maybe.
>>151842223Holy gay
>>151842197
>/nfl/ is seething about the future goat againThere's a reason Brady was glazing him on Sunday
>>151842093>hey man you're pretty good at that, want to stop by my house later and meat my wife?>don't you mean meet?>no, I dont.
>>151841034He's the broncos inverse nick folks
>future goat>muh pace Ah, the innocence of youth
Can't make an egg without having omelettes egg omelette
>>151842223Giants-chan needs my cum in her pussy
>>151842163That's more like our dream world, in reality you're with a bunch of sweaty dudes reenacting famous greco-roman shapes and then you line up on the field and jumping pelvic thrust like you're chasing giraffe pussy
Drew Brees is the GOAT and I'm tired of hearing otherwise
>>15184230727-24
>>151842223Can you do AFC east?
>>151842240Only if the phins use Zach Wilson
>>151842064>came back from injury and beat a shit talking division rival on his first game back>twice Grim
>>151842234He's a white stallion thats just how it is
>>151842319He's the size of one
It's a Bone eggs world and I'm the fucking farmer
>>151841847You realize that clip is will saying it's real, right?Why do you think the post uses quite marks
JJ might be as good as Sam Darnold one day
>>151842334That's a job for someone who is a fan of that division.
>>151842346Broncos are difficult to tame irl
Osos are wining the owl
Dan Marino never won a championship haha
>>151842320Ah, the innocence of youth
>>151842320That's how many games the Vikings have played since drafting him and how many games he's missed.
>>151842369What if I pay you
>>151842382He banged 90s Courtney Cox tho
>>151841976aye
>>151842396Hey that movie just came on. If I had been drinking out of the toilet it would have killed me.
>wife is going to an all expenses paid (I paid) trip to Jamaica with her girl friends >I get the whole house to myself >mfw I get to watch the Bills plays with all the boys and kick back some beers.
>>151842393You know what, post your bussy and I'll do it. I'm serious.
>>151842367>sam darnold that doesn't melt under bright lights or the second someone sacks him once Sounds pretty damn good
>>151842437>>151842437>>151842437New
>tfw you just want a hug but she's running away from you
New>>151842448>>151842448>>151842448
>>151842433Here you go bro
>>151842393Paying for AI art is a bad investment. You can Bing AI create them
>>151842452You fucking retard
>>151842192daikin park in houston is oriented north by northwest so no
>>151842234Just smoke weed, bro.
Will Pete Carroll end up with a worse record than Josh mcdoofus?
