He is going to carry Norway to a WC and this board is going to piss and shit itself with rage
He'll get raped by Germany or get refballed by Argentina in a R16
Thanks for the faith, but that's never going to happen.
>>151839257>He'll get rapednot again!
>>151839157Kek they would have to get trough us first
>>151839363>All six of their qualifiers have been won, with their 29 goals scored making them Europe’s most prolific team by a distance. Haaland, somehow, has a dozen of them, scoring at least one in every game.>Even without their injured captain Martin Odegaard, who watched on from the stands against Israel, Norway have developed a formidable strength in coming this close.It's happening lad
>>151839370>Haaland was raped by a group of black French men in the sweltering hot summer of 2026KWAB
>>151839382Still Tony.
I love Erlingz, I hope Norway makes it far into the WC, it would be very entertaining.
>>151839157They'll just say "He got knocked out early" or "He only scored against shitters" ignoring that 90% of the field are shitters.
>>151839157as long as england dont win i dont mind
>>151839157I don't know if that would make me happy or suicidal.
>>151839382>>151839257kek sanchez seething
it's impossible for a 4.5 million population country to reach a world cup finalno one has ever done that in the past
World Cups are always so kino when teams are carried by a single person. Haaland's Norway will attract lots of attention even if they're just farming teams in the group stage. People will speak about them like they're the new Belgium.
Woltemade!
>>151839377they've only played shitters like Israel, Moldova, Finland and Estonia. yes Italy are classified as shitters too.let me know when they play a good team
>>151849749Uruguay, CroatiaI assumed you were jokingly referring to yourselves but estimates put Sweden's 1958 population at 7 million
>>151850332damn croatia and uruguay are that small? fuck i didnt know, i thought croatia had atleast 10 million, and uruguay as well....you learn something new everyday
