>draft waiting room
nick daicos is a bitch
>>151847491take that back
iggs
>>151847537crisp
ella roberts is playing a big final todaywish her luck
it won't get better
>still another 1.5 weeks until the draftfuark
I miss footy.
>>151847609it will
>>>/ck/21702790look at this attention seeker
< | 5 |>
>>151847773cant stand this fucking cunt
>>151847909Yeah what a fucking faggot.
>>151847773of course there is some fag playing up the le heckin sausage sizzlerino xd in there to try and pander to BSAs
>>151847938What's wrong with a sausage on a sanga
>>151847962just the way some australians talk about>DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE XD OTHER COUNTRIES COULD NEVER
its hateseverythingsperg having another tanty
>>151847975Why do they call it democracy sausage?
>>151847990needs an easier moniker
gonna mow the lawn today
What were your favourite moments of the 2025 season?
>i know both parties want to import poojeets in their millions and you're frustrated about that but here have a cheaply made colesworth sausage for $7kek what a humiliation ritual
shit thread
seeing a picture of food on a plate and going off on these wild tangents isnt normal btw
>>151848070in the rain?
>>151848225its not raining?
>>151847773I'm blueplate and I did not make this thread. This is a psyop by a very sick individual who I have mindraped with my cooking.
>>151848246ok?
>>151848264Sure buddy.
13C in Melbourne kekNo wonder they are like they are.
>>151848367>hoodie weather on a Saturday in November based af
>>151848396That's why you have daylight saving. Because you hate the sun so much
fucking HATE daylight saving
Melbourne, the white man's city
Watching Alien Resurrection, it's breddy gud
Watching your mum, she's breddy gud
>>151848424The height of White civilisation occurred in Mediterranean climates, not grim, sunless shitholes which creates batshit self destructos like poms, scandos and smellbournians.
>tattoos>cold weather >camping all white man things except you polchuds are against them
IT'S TOO HOT!!!!!
>>151848478>Greece and Rome didn't self destruct because of hedonistic libtardismkekerooney you think you're well read too
>>151848507They didn't occur at all in the "White" frigid north. You frost backed retards had to be taught how to live like White people.
Cold = Fashion centralHot = Zoomies in jeans and black/white shirts
hot areas: no pubs, all bars, surf Life saving clubs cold areas: soulful elite cozy pubs
>>151848567>Black overcoats 9 months of the year>FashionCoffee capital of the world though! Fuck me the incessant cope of that grim rust-belt city screams insecurity.
>>151848623Yes, get some fashion sense mate
>>151848014because dude us aussies are so quricky and le epic banters we eat sausages when voting and going to hardware storesno other country in the world could be this loose and funny
>>151848225NTA but it's 30° here, but it's surprisingly pleasant and only feels like 20°
>>151848679>>151848667I still don't get it.
>>151848412why would one want to save daylight if they hate the sun
get fucked arsehole
>>151848723no but steven democratically-elected totally not fascist state
>>151848747yeah that's what you say while riding your bad dragon every night hey champ
sometimes I wonder if norf will ever be good in my lifetime or could they go on like for another 100 years without winning a hip? I don't see saints coming close either. Freo are in the window but I see them choking.
>>151848785If they got rid of Fitzroy they will get rid of you
>>151848785the aints have done that
>go to the pub for a beer>see thisis this what melbourne pubs are like?
>>151848821The highly marketable cokeheads assembled
>go to noahie and let it kill youI shall not thanks
>>151847773bet this bloke asks "good burger?!" after you've only taken one bite
>>151848880>good burgeri know some of these words iykwim haha
>>151848880god that fucking shits me when people do that, almost as bad as people making noises of approval with food in their mouth
>two worthless neets sucking each other off about how much they hate good foodwew
I hate the anti-christ.
>turn meat once cook for 5 mins>put in a bun>put on blue plate>posts on internet for people to suck him off
mmm yummmm so goodmmm this is amazingohh! so goodis it good, anon?what do you think?>forced to say "yeah, it's good" not to ruin "le good vibes"
The anti-christ is a self fulfilling prophecy
i see the hot new leftie meme is just calling anyone how disagrees with you 12
>>151849067>imagining social situations of which he never gets invited to just to make himself feel betterSorry nobody invites you over for meal anon.
>>151849137Stop gaslighting him, he's spot on
>relentless posting your food pictures online for years just to make himself feel bettersorry no one validates you in real life anon
I NEED MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151849137mmm such a yummy postmmm so goodgood post?you must love that post
>newanon, i...btw how why warn someone twice for explaining why a democracy sausage is called that when someone asks why
what's the saturday spergout gents?
>>151849203food posting
>hokballyeah that was a thing remember that lol
GIGA KICK
Are you losers even watching the elimination final which is happening right now?
Can’t see myself watching footy next year
>>151849273same but i'm going to watch the draft
>>151849264heartnick daicos could never
>>151849315Legendary
Going to a Japanese dinner party tonight. Can't wait to pig out and play the LOTR deck building game
hopefully I die in my sleep tonight
american horse racing followers are fucking thin skinned babbys. just got banned from another horse racing forum for laughing at them.
reckon watching any aflw game makes you the biggest loser iykwim haha
>>151849362which one's that and is it pozzedkinda lost hope in anything lotr by chistopher since rings of power and that mtg set that made aragorn black
>>151849459All the card art is from the films and it is awesome
Meat pie and fish fingers for dinner
>>151848785Wayne Carey does not have a son. He has a daughter, Addison
>>151848412That makes zero sense.
>>151848785Well statistically everything averages out over time so eventually there will come a long period in which they are as successful as Collingwood currently are and vice versa
Any of you ripper legends want to come rob some servos with me?
>>151849642yes mate
>oh yeah aflw finals are on or something let me just check the sco-lolLOL
via sistina loses today
>>151849642cannot, I am white, therefore I will be punished by the law
>>151849137I do this all the time. Not sure if it's bad for me because it's delusional or good because it tricks my brain into feeling happiness
Might get into playing padel anyone in Sydney keen to play?
>>151849708lol no
The more I learn the more I realise Anglos are evil cursed people
alf dinner party when?
>>151849706I'll bet these games were enthralling.
>>151849751bot post
i'd pay 100% of everything I own to be cured of autism
Autism is my superpower
My brother has just come out as gay
>>151849786How bad is it? Heaps of you guys are so high functioning you can live normal lives.A friend has aspergers but is completely normal, would never have known if he didn't say so.
>>151849809He doesn't have autism mate. He's probably little shy and instead of working on himself he self diagnosis and gives up. I've watched autistic people, mainly on love on the spectrum, and these people can't function without a guiding hand
>NORF 42 def. HAWKS 3>CARL 60 def IGGS 19disgraceful, at the least the IGGS game was in the wet. 50 million a year btw
>>151849800That's pretty gay.
>>151849835It's a spectrum
>/afl/ thread>it's just one Aussie faggot spamming and pretending he's multiple peopleIndians on /cric/ are less pathetic than this
>>151849913Bullshit. The "spectrum" is an attempt to normalise vaccine brain damage across everyone except for the poor minority of fuckers actually afflicted with it.
>>151849953Says the Aussie pretending to be an Indian
>>151849967I've been caught
>>151849961trvke
>>151849961correct
>>151849554>we love freezing like cunts in Melbourne us it's our kulcha>why don't you other states have daylight saving?Bunch of statist nuffs nuffs with no mind of their own
>>151850001I don't think you understand what daylight savings is.
Why would you save daylight lol it's safe
>>151850012I think you're a zoom zoom blow-in who didn't read the exchange.
>>151849953
>>151850031You're as wrong about that as you are about daylight savings.
>dude its 9pm and the sun is still up>this is epic!
>>151850110
>>151850095You must be dense as fuck. I'll simplify it for you. The same Melbourne fags claiming they love the cold and don't need the sun also chastise other states for not having daylight saving because they're coping and have to make up for the lack of it in the other 9 months of the year.
elliot rodger was very well off and had good lookswhat hope do i have
>>151850110Ikr? I can cycle so late now. Double plus good. Planet saved.
>>151850125you seem quite upset maybe you should get some sunlight
>>151850133elliot was insaneyou have us at /afl/ to keep your head on straight
I’ll never be happy
>>151850149this is her without me
A trillionaire exists. I want to fucking SCREAM.
>>151850164
did my dough punting again
>>151850125Yeah, see? You don't know what you're talking about.
>>151850164trillionaires have existed for a long time already, House of Saud as an example. Public wealth disclosures are false. Look into the Payseur family.
>rains after being sunny>whooooooooooo that crazy melbourne weather haha nowhere else in australia is like this!!!
a rich person existing doesn't mean someone else must be poor.
>>151850179
>opening round nah fuck that>richmond v carlton phwor!!! thats how you open a season
>>151850219>I JUST LOVE MORE BYE ROUNDS!
>nick daicos has written 3 brownlow speeches
>>151850244cunt probably took the easy way out just like he does on field and got some AI generated slop
>>151850249bit in this
when do us britons rise upour ancestors would have never tolerated being slaves
when i was 14 my mum had a depressive breakdown and threatened suicide because I didn't want to live with her because I didn't think she was a good mother so I spent the day with my aunt and when I got back she made me 'dinner' which was just a bowl of pasta and nothing else. no meat, vegetables, sauce, or cheese. just a bowl of plain pasta.
cunt
when i was 22 my dad had a massive meltdown and stormed out of the clubs best and fairest cause my coach made a joke about me not winning the brownlow medal
legend
>>151850315
the grand final scores were level with 5 mins to go in the third qtr btwone of the all time shitting the beds by geelongs
>>151850354>shitting the bedsmore like Danger shitting his dacks
i know how to control the world
I would have turned out right if mum hadn't kept giving me ice cream for breakfast
>>151850295how's your relationship now?
>>151850375how?
>>151850295Kid I knew used to eat pasta with butter every night for dinner (and loved it)
>>151850389meth mostly
>>151850390Was he disgustingly skinny or abhorrently fat?
ice cream for breakfast cunt, are you fat?
>>151850385I don't live with her anymore and I resent her. she blames the way I am on my diagnosed asperger's and not at all on her shit parenting.
the only thing better than hey hey it's saturday is the best of hey hey it's saturday
>>151850268soon mate. very soon.
>>151850403I’m skinnyfat and the only vegetables I eat are from frozen dinners
>>151850401He was skinny but I was a fat kid so I thought he was really cool, now he has a wife and 2 kids and I have /afl/ and a dog
>>151850416sounds like you won
>>151850404>I don't live with her anymore and I resent herI understand
>Rainy day and rugged up on the couch under a blanketMan, I am so comfy right now.
>25c perfect weather and wearing a t shirt and shortsnow this is based
Cold and rainy but I’m wearing summer clothes with the window open because it’s ment to be summer
I wear shorts and thongs to matter the weather
Tfw having some beers https://youtu.be/RUMoO90zt0s
>>151849706>>151849774these were high scoring affairs
>>151849835t. never actually known anyone autistici and a shit tonne of other people i knew i was autistic for years but according to you i was only autistic once i was finally officially diagnosedsuck a dick faggotgo trust the science and listen to the experts
It's about to get unbearably hot with no air conditioning sitting in my room all summer. What's the point of going on
I’m just refreshing the same 4 threads waiting for the time to pass until I’m tired enough to fall asleep and make time pass even faster
water bomber almost crashed into the house
alf
Business idea: /alf/ forms a footy team. I reckon we would go alright
sad cunts aren't good at footo
explain dusty then
>>151850620kek
dusty wasn't a sad cunt you fucken idiot he was just a quiet borderline autist
might go cuddle ella after she lost a final today
>>151850641she'll be pretty upset
>>151850614Sure, but we would be a force if we just went around belting our opponents
>>151850641first time i watched the iggs girls play and she's a pretty good player tbdesu. can't blame her for the lossi see why the iggers here fawn over her
>>151850650more that she's cute
cute and big floppy breasts which are based
I’m a KHV at 29
>>151850651>cute>hot>sexy>large breasts>plays footy goodthe whole package
>>151850295Good. You entitled little cunt.
>>151850655crisp
who wants to spank my ass red
Why does Melbourne virtue signal so much compared to Sydney? Is it an inferiority complex?
>>151850667Stop being naughty, Ella.
>>151850668that's what I always wondered, sydney knows it's the premier city in the country, they don't need to tell you what they think of you, different for melburnians
I can’t fix her, I can’t fix myself
>>151850674It's pathetic and brings the game into disrepute if I'm being quite honest.
what set off the interstaters?
>>151850697>Dindu nuffink
the boyfriend and i love going to sydneyit is definitely the best city in australia for gays
urbanists tell me chatswood in sydney is elite and there are very few areas like it anywhere in the world
this can’t be my life please help me I need to get out
>>151850704If Melbourne was the poofter capital of Australia they'd be reminding you of it at every turn.
>>151850713haha fuck I know
>>151850713This life is meant to be the beginning of your potential eternal life
>>151850596what position would you play mate, left right out?
Be grateful for what you've got, champ.
you blokes are asinine
>>151850713you need to transcend this material world created by the demiurge, Yaldabaoth and return to the Unknowable God, The Monad.
>>151850749Inane take
>>151850164only thing i envy about that ugly sperg is his untapped ability to have kids and protect them from the evil of the world with his wealth. oh wait. isnt one of his kids a tranny? womp womp.
>be a normal aussie kid>go out every weekend and fuck sluzzas>hurrr hurr trillionairenot him or bezos have ever had as much good pussy as me and the boys did back in the day
>>151849726wasteful gambling. i won more than you today with place bets.
>>151850781Post slips spergFUCK THE 120 SECOND TIMER THEY KILLED THIS WEBSITE JUST LIKE DIL KILLED FOOTY
would rather the big fuck fest that is american colleges 2bh
>>151850769>oh wait. isnt one of his kids a tranny?he talked briefly about how he was rused by the school shrinks and was told if he didn't put his son on troon drugs he would kill himself which he later found out was bullshit and seethed so hard he bought Twitter. I'm not a fan of the guy by any means his family is shady as fuck and I'm of the opinion he's just the public face of the space military industrial complex because he's the DOD's biggest contractor. He's just playing the role he's been assigned since PayPal
>>151850791I phone post regularly and haven't seen a 120 second timer in months
anyone used to watch late night with hotdogs?
>>151850796Nothing will ever beat a goonsack deck of darts and half an eccy at the park
>>151850775FUCKINGB A S E DASED
I'm still running Brave on Windows 7 I wonder what it's like for other people using the internet lol
its always the biggest losers that no one would even care about worried about people seeing what they do on the internet
>>151850791no but steven modem reset iykwim haha
>>151850791why would i post slips? im not bragging. ive probably lost more this year alone than you will ever win. again im not bragging. such is the life of a degen gambler. but the fact remains that i wont nearly 400 just on backing magic time for the place and the cunt nearly won. i almost vomited.
Love hotdogs with mustard and sauce, me
>>151850798yeah hes mates with peter thiel (the reptile). its all bullshit. nobody has that sort of wealth without being involved with dark shit. someone once said that you never get anywhere with hard work alone.
>>151850831yeah I haven't deep dived on Thiel but my surface impression is he's absolutely fucking deranged.>Has a child blood transfusion company called AmbrosiaDon't even start on Palantir.
via sistina won well though. i was on zambardo for the place and i wasnt surprised via shat in like she did. still wouldnt trust her in a tougher race though.
>>151850841hes gay and hes been on mossad island. nuff said.
no one cares about your fag horses
>>151850851case closed
we need to annex west australia>eagles>dockers>"glory"
need a hot slut to fart on my cock
>>151850855anon & anon lawyers
>>151850857WA should have seceded long ago and reaped the rewards of the mining boom for itself, would have hastened the decline of the East Coast into the fucking brown squalor it finds itself in now
>>151850823How were you not bragging. Also how was it a wasteful bet it was a safe bet, easiest field via has faced in years, wet gave a slight question but she barely even needed to get out of second gear. Maybe don’t give advice if you don’t go positive lol
need a hot cock to fart on my slut
Oh my god. Just talk about the footy. PLEASE
>>151850862Crisp
Footies dead mate
>>151850863its not bragging. i make a lot of shit bets and lose a lot. but its boring having money on favourites, especiallly dodgy ones in the wet. i wouldnt give anyone advice on betting on horses, apart from dont do it.
>>151850862we may be in brown squalor but at leasy our sportsballs teams are doing better than yours, and at the end of the goyim day, thats all that matters.last day of freedom tomorrow btw.
doesnt matter how dark things get, at least i dont care about essendon.
FUCK YOU WILL
>>151850867ok lets discuss the aflw. its either discussing everything and anything or womens footy. you decide. you cant discuss afl because its the off season and trades are done.
>>151850894They need to repent, and fast
>>151850887>you cant discuss afl because its the off season and trades are doneOh yea? Says who?
>>151850769there's nothing funny about trannies mate
>>151850894imagine the cunnilingus later that night
>>151850899it comes from the highest order in the state; the victorian premier. she said so and thats good enough for me.
>>151850894why are gays so overtly sexuali bet there was children watching this
>>151850871Just shut the fuck up man
>>151850862so crisp
>>151850907post your sportsbet balance then mr. seriouspunter
>>151850894ts making me horny af
>>151850865it's an interesting discussion
im lost
>>151850894how do they decide who wears the veil? I would think the one being more sexually aggressive (arse grabber) would be the male in the relationship so the other one should wear the veil
>>151850912Literally never said I’m a serious punter I just like winning rather than losing
>>151850906there sexuality is their entire personality
I’m so cold
>>151850926>I'll write "there" and their" interchangeably, that way at least one of them will be right!
saw a jewish family at the shops today and nearly lost my cool
Hot lesbians are a rare thingImagine just sitting in the corner and watching a couple of hot lesbians go at it
All women are gay, but no women are lesbians.
Lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence of any coupling. It’s something insane like 70%
>>151850935thanks basil
Thanks Basil. I just want to give you a bit of an insight into the Saturday afternoon team. We’re a bunch of unique individuals – Malthouse, Harley, Zempilas, McLachlan and myself. We’re gonna engage with our minds and our hearts. We’re gonna exchange ideas, thoughts and even our energy. And to speak from your heart you need to have courage. You need to be honest and authentic. We’re not always gonna get it right. And sometimes, you’re not going to agree with us. But that’s okay, because just like you we care. Just like you, we’re passionate about the game. So if you want to come along for the ride, join us on Saturday arvos, because we just love the footy.
>>151850932Should've gassed them.
>>151850941my ex gf had a sister who was a lezzo and she was right when she said there isn't a single lesbian out there who wasn't molested as a child
FUCKIN GET HIM OFF
ella is probably crying herself to sleep right now
crossplay games like bf6 against consoles is fucking hilarious
>>151850965rocket rocket, we can't hear, we cant fucken hear
>>151850943Yeah some faggot like you brings that up every time, fuck off
>>151850970a team mate is probably dining at the y in her hotel room right now
Another saturday night on /afl/?
put a girl on
>>151850975Why is it hilarious?
>>151850995no but steven saturday
done nothing all day besides eat and wank
>le pc players are hackers>le console players have it too easy with aim assistgrow the fuck up and stop playing games you loser
Do u guys use any other websites to simulate friendship? Asking for a mate
i reckon some of us would get a long in real life but we will never take the chance out of fear of the other person looking like one of the /afl/ meetup meme lads
I’m back
>>151851024the meetup lads were handsome but
And sexier than ever
I’m genuinely a normal guy
I'm gorgeous, I would mog all you freaks into oblivion
>>151851015nice mate
I don’t care about looks anymore it’s all vanity
>>151851018nah, though heaps use chatgpt and stuff like that for it
I reckon I'm a solid 5.5 out of 10but as >>151851065 says, it doesn't matter really
sorry for not posting much lads im married, have a kid, bought my own house and travel a fair bit
read in the paper today that now a girl having a boyfriend is 'uncool'
Where did it all go wrong?
>>151851093Eve and the serpent
>you people are on 4chan on a Saturday night
I hold toxic masculine views
>>151851106And so are (you)
>>151851106yes, and?
>>151851106wow what a shock
when was the last time you went to a party?
>>151851120probably a birthday party when I was a kid
got offered a ticket to rufus du sol (?) but turned it down because I'm sick
>>151851120I went to the pub last night with some friends and drank a few beers does that count?
>>151851126Wow thats so cool do you want a medal?
>>151851131No, the real prize was the friends I made along the way :)
always wasalways will becoon cheese
The problem with trying a dopamine detox and not looking at my phone is that 4chan is my only socialisation and I feel more ill if I don’t use it
>>151851106And you?
https://old.sage.moe/b/thread/12455719
>>151851138Haven't bought it since it became Jeer.
>>151851120Primary school
Howdy fella's.
>>151851154Phwoar incredible find
>>151851154was literally walking into a Year 12 Computer Ed class when I heard the news
>year 12 in 2006bro must be in his 50s
got called a stegosaurus by a zoomer and his friends outside the shops. puzzled if that is zoomer slang or something, no fucking clue what he was referring to but it rattled me
>>151851283i'm 36 mate
Hawks>08: Joined as assistant coach (gf winner)>09: didn't make finals>10: eliminated first week>11: prelims>12: lost gf>13-15: threepeatbane>17: Joined as senior coach (bottom of ladder)>18: didn't make finals>19/21: eliminated straight sets>20/22: prelims>23: lost gf>24-2?: bane dynastyIn Fagan We Trust
>>151851285coz you're fucking ancient gramps lmao
sooki isn't what it used to be
>>151851133Come and watch a real sport you poofs
>>151851371no
>>151851371>dorgu>no sesko>no kudus0-0 slurpfest incoming
>>151851371my sides just flew off into orbit
>>151851116Me on the right
>>151851294>2030s: abos arc up and claim you told their missos to abort their kids and made petrol jokes around them
do u blokes ever wonder what sex feels like
tennis is bigger than nrl in australia lmao
i have a pretty good idea of what a dick up the arse feels like
>>151851563based bloke i bummed last weekend
>>151851487It's legit a travesty that shit went as far as it did. That faggot journalist has zero integrity publishing that story in the first place. He clearly didn't investigate the other side of the story even one bit.
im jealous of homosexuals
love her so fucking much
>>151851632Same.
>>151850044hasn't stopped me before
>>151851242hey king
>>151851603which journo was it?
>>151851885Russell Jackson. Faggot from the ABC.
walked past my old primary school and the oval had been turned into camping ground absolutely packed with tents and caravans and families. right in the middle of suburbia. had to have been 200-300 people all crammed in there. couldn't think of anything worse.
>>151852093Depressing. You can bet upwards of 75% of these people are working full time too. And yet we'll continue to bring in 40,000 new people a month. This is disastrous that we've allowed our people to end up like this. Inhuman.
lol
>>151852420Are you laughing at people being forced to live in tents due to a housing crisis?
>>151852093i thought you were't allowed within 100m of a primary school iykwim haha
>>151852492i'm not that cruel
this gypsy will leave some random comment in here every two days without fail
Who are Iggs going to take with pick 2?
>>151853477picks 5 and 6
>>151853613Pick swaps window has closed. Unless you think Essendon is going to trade up on the night in which case I'm skeptical.
>>151853794Yep if it's gunna happen it would be on draft night.
Essendon are fuckin retards
I could go some maccas yum yum
i could go some maccas dim sum
>>151853818Who are Essendon supposed to be targeting at 2? CDT? Good prospect but his he worth two top 6 picks?
would heem a mcflurry, do they even do those anymore?
>>151854370Yeah but they don’t hit the same with a wooden spoon that’s supplied nowadays
>>151854425based igger
>>151854222>is he worth two top 6 picks?No.
>>151854425I haven't had one since they started serving choc soft serve but really should give that a go come summer. Just had a look and they have Kit Kat ones now. Kit Kat + oreo with choc soft serve would go down pretty well.
>>151854592go saints btw
>>151854370I feel like the only reason to go to mcd nowadays is for the icecream
icecream haha eyequeem haha iykwim haha
>>151855657eyes cream haha iykwim haha
stop it
no but steven allay iykwim haha
>>151855431I enjoy a double quarter pounder but not really worth the price anymore.
>>151857480>darl, can you feed straff?
enjoying AI mate
>>151857550
good morning /aflw/
>May God save the Queen>Because NOTHING will save the AFLW
The queen's dead mate
>>151864572you're missing the point
Bit silly how they let the first born child be the monarch no matter whether they are a female or male. Woke nonsense
Good morning alf
>>151865966Up and at 'em
Australia for the white man.
how do we attract new alfas
>>151866891slagposting
>>151866891fund an AFL anime
>>151866891who in their right mind would want to come here? it's depressing and you're mostly all sad cunts who hate everyone and everything. most of you don't even watch the games.
Dees vs Bane in one bong and 28 bings
OUR BOYS WHO PLAY THIS GRAND OLD GAME
>>151866665The rest can go
got a haircut
>>151867442cant wait for this high scoring affair
st kilda would have to be the worst place on earth
melbcucks really try and spin 10c miserable rainy days in november as good as they get to wear a hoodie inside?how sad im off to the beach lmao
I sprayed the front of my house with water to clean the dust off and now water has got into an outdoor light and keeps tripping my safety switch. It better fucking dry and fix itself, I'm not paying a tradie to come to my house
>>151868220it'll be double to fix it today but i'll fuck your women (lol) for half price. cash only. now go stock the fridge, i'll be thirsty.
5 words or fewer thanks
>>151868220typical shoddy lazy work from tradies initially thats caused this
>>151868019Are these ‘melbcucks’ in the room with us anon?
>>151868484they are in this thread yes
>>151868434yeah, shoddy work by a tradie on your mum caused you.
georgie stone needs a big kiss right on her cute little pussy
I figured out how to fix afl
>>151869117more intense moderation, rangebanning foreign flags and word filters?
>>151868992>At the age of 10, Stone was the youngest person to receive hormone blockers in Australia, which set a precedent that eventually changed the law that compelled transgender children and their families to apply to the Family Court of Australia to access stage one treatmentat age 10 i probably would have wanted a pokemon tattoo or some shitluckily there are laws in place that dont allow children to make life altering decisions
>>151869210based lil fashy
>>151869117tell us mate
>>151868992i'd gladly spend the money on a bullet to put you down.
recently found my new favorite pornstar... but she looks a lot like my mom.
>>151869283ummm sweety, you are not allowed to have a gun in australia.
>>151869273he hasn't. he only wants the yous and attention.
>>151869324based child psychologist
>>151869314I'm african so it's ok.
>>151869273>>151869324Extra points (up to 6) for goal celebrations. Points are awarded based on innovation, grace, harmony, balance and intensity. Can be an individual celebration or collaborative. Judged by a panel of professional dancers and actors.
>>151869352*kneels to your superior intellect and culture*I AM NOT WORTHYTHIS IS STOLEN LANDREFUGEES WELCOMEEND WHITENESS
Why are the nz flags in /cric/ so rude? I try to avoid talking to them because I know they’ll just be smart arses
>>151869391inferiorly complexits like how western australians lash out at victorians for no reason but on a larger scale
>>151869364they thi nk the game is running too long as it is. maybe your idea should be applied to posting here though. >every post needs to be accompanied by a video of your post celebration as well as verified identity, home address, gender identity, sexual orientation and body count.
>>151869391>Why are the nz flagswhat?>in /cric/ask them. you sound luke a little bitch sooky
>paxman doesn't have a lot in front of hersurgery will do that. also the misgendering got through.
every aflw match is the sameone team kicking 1 goal a qtr and the other team kicking 1 point a qtr
>>151869521if they paid them more, they'd play better
The light has dried out and the safety switch isn't turning off any moreI'm not getting fleeced by a tradie today
>>151869958crisp, some fuckhead tradie would have charged you $500 to tell you to do the exact same thing
>>151869958i'm still charging you for your women i'm going to fuck. plus the beers.
how did you losers find out about yasmin
>>151870325what the fuck are you on about? your women im going to fuck? you are trying way too hard forcing this tradie mick and now you arent even making sense. i think its time you leave for a while, have a little holiday away from the friend simulator and come back when you have matured.
>>151870610harley reid
most of you glow, you know who you are.
>>151870713Going to be doing a protest infront of parliament, mate?
how crazy is the afl where you can play a few games and then for whatever reason you are simply discarded to the trashcan of the vfl, never to return.
>>151870772ah yes, the very level headed retort of the midwit. you dont like the browning of australia, therefore you are le nazi. well done. your 2 years of university have paid off.
>>151852093it's called a fun fair you retarded fuck
>>151852093>couldn't think of anything worsehow about 2 milion jeets every year for the next decade
I’m from the ACT
>>151871135based mick molloy
>>151871118frigid bitches
>>151865184yeah, should be male preference first still
crazy how people are having kids even though they cant afford a house
crazy how people still worship those nonce inbreds
specky mcgee and the fat retard number one draft pick
PROMOTIONS!
>>151871401russian women are lower than dogs on the food chain
reportpoof on a tear
sukdeep dakshit the uber driving doctor smashing that report button
>>151870643>>151868352lrn2read bitch
cannot believe charlie curnow is a swan
Did north melbourne make any trades?
>>151871821Not sure who you're talking about mate
>>151871908they made an offer for charlotte curnow until they realised it was just charlie tucking it and wearing a wig.
>>151871595>>151871600>posts p*rn on a blue board >gets bannedOH NO!
>>151871908They have nothing to trade and the only interest they had for their players was Collingwood trying to fleece them for their captain which they declined. They did bring in Spudgo as a free agent but any improvement next year will have to come from players already on the list.
envelope & fleeced are my 2025 words of the year
my words of 2025 are yasmin and anal
Has anyone seen a single UFC fight with an Indian that hasn't finished with the Indian getting pummelled?
>>151872003she looks so different with her hair down
>>151870993>it's called a fun fair you retarded fuck>no rides>no stalls>no lights>literally just hundreds of people camping in very close proximitynah i looked into it last night and apparently there's a 'mens shed' next to the school now and once a year they do this get together camp out on the school oval.
>>151872235And? Why do you care, why are you posting this here?
>>151872257it was very weird
>>151872257What exactly is driving you to need to police him?
>>151872379I want the mods to like me
>>151872471
>Clubs are expecting the AFL to introduce a wildcard round in 2026, giving teams that finish as low as 10th on the ladder after the home-and-away season a chance to qualify for finals and win the flag.
>>151872528Based
>>151872528fuck this """sport""" is so fucking cringeworthy nowfucking americanised swill
>>151872528>as low as tenth.Not low enough. West Coast need more home games, extra funding and more R1 picks then as compensation.
>more footy is badCringe
>>151872528utter joke of an idea and i am tempted to stop watching this sport if they actually introduce such a waste of time concept
>>151872623It's a league, not a sport.
>>151872634>rewarding poorly performing clubs with a finals sportcringe
>>151872623not even americans do this at the highest level of any of their sports, just further proof it is a terrible idea
>>151872623Mate if we stay still the whole thing will stop making money so we have to innovate to stay relevant.
>>151872641you say this, yet they introduce these bullshit rules into the state leagues as welland then they introduce new rules to unfuck the rules they fucked upmeanwhile they don't even get the basics right like holding the ball or push in the back
>>151872646Its giving teams on the cusp of the finals an opportunity to play into the finals. If a top 8 team is good enough they will win and it wont be an issue. Its not rewarding poor performance (the draft already does that). Why not make the finals just top 4 then? The argument against it is simply just "its change and i dont like it"
>>151872662You're not focussing on the real issues at hand; racism, homophobia and inclusivity.
>>151872528This is good news for saints and dockers fans not so much norf fans though.
>>151872686it's fucking ridiculousthe top eight play finals, end ofchange for the sake of change is how we have debate about what a fucking woman is now, and how the umpires think dropping the ball with no prior is a "genuine attempt", and ducking is a legitimate "high tackle"
>>151872528iggs wildcard round 2026
>>151872713I'll wait till the bookmakers weigh in on it. they always have the best interests of the game at heart.
>>151872689sorry, I forgot. needed to be welcomed to my own countryI need to check my privilege as a cis white patriarch
Todays 'no"The Truth About Communism" documentary narrated by Ronald Reagan 1962
>>151872718Its not just change for changes sake. It means there will be footy during the bye week between finals which everyone wants.
>>151872742>sissy whiny fatriachftfy
>>151872747Lol, lmao even
>>151872754You know you could just not have a bye week. You know they used to not have a bye week. see >>151872662>and then they introduce new rules to unfuck the rules they fucked up
>>151872528So what happens? 9 and 10 play off for a spot in the finals during the pre-finals bye? How would a final 9 work for the finals fixture?
Why not just make a top 4 and then have a wild card round where 5-18 play and can qualify for the finals? It's only fair in this day and age to let everyone have a chance to play finals
>the problem is a system that isn't even in effect that wants you to be taken care of and supported NOT the billionaires and trillionaires STEALING FROM YOU
6 - 7Haha(Only gen alpha will get this)
>>151872528crafty way of getting essendone and carlshit into the finals
>>151872861This but literally and unironically Imagine a team who is 15th gets on a run and goes all the way
>>151872634>>more footy is bad>Cringebased mindless bogan
>>151872872>essendon and carlton finishing 10th or higher
>>151872865Huh?
>>1518728507v10, 8v9 for the final two spots in the top 8
>>151872918me on the left (at the back)
>>151872905I'm perfectly fine with that.
>>151872918these NSN voters are not best pleased
Seemingly confirmed now
>>151872850>>151872905>carlton or collingwood finish 10th>minnow vic club finishes 7th>game is played at mcg for $$$>minnow club gets demolished in front of 80k wogs or cenno recipients>minnow club seethes to no endcan already see it lol
>>151872918>not pictured: 1237 white people living in a tent city while Rajesh and Samria get a government-assisted loan to buy a house
>>151872960The AFL wants itBroadcasters want itSponsors want itAFL clubs want itOnly people who dont are the fans who will still watch/turn up regardless.
>>151872960why don't we play afl in conferences, on a hardwood floor, fill it with giant africans and slavs, have five people on the field at any one time, and instead of kicking the football, throw a basketball into a hoop?
>>151872971Indians dont need government supported loans, they have 10 people all secure a 300k loan and can easily outbid everyone at an auction. Not uncommon to see a group of 8 adult indian males all together as a group. Meanwhile white families are committed to not giving their kids jack shit while Indians are committed to building family/generational wealth
>>151872971do you mind holding off on the racism for a bit? tryna watch the news. thanks sar
>>151872971you won't do shit about it.you couldn't even say no to having to wear a mask kek.
>>151872969There's a handful of scenarios that can potentially make it slightly unbalanced or unfair for one of the wild card teams and having to play an extra game across finals means a premiership from outside the top 6 is going to be extremely difficult but realistically 7th and 8th are generally just making up the numbers anyway and this way we get an extra two competitive games during a week we previously had no footy and teams get extra benefits for finishing in the top echelon. Win imo.
grrrrr seeing brown people makes me so damn angry!!!!!!
>>151873053This but unironically. Seeing brown people in their own countries makes me feel fine.
>>151873053This but unironically
>>151873053this, but sincerely
So who'll be the first club to win it from 10th?
>>151873053this but unironically also i'm gigachad
Nice league, nigga.
>>151873053for me it's not anger, but alienation, demoralisation and irritation
>>151873098historians will point to this image as one of the key reasons for the fall of the Westthat, and the people who enacted policies and pushed for them to come here
>>151873075Won't be the Eagles. They'll be dead last
new>>151851478>>151851478>>151851478
>visited family in melbourne a few weeks ago>went to box hill to get some dinnerwasn't ready for that, holy shit it's gotten bad
Literally the last two 9th placed teams would have won the flag if they played finals (pies 2024, dogs 2025)
no they wouldn't have
>Literally [speculation].
>>151873075Legitimately won't ever happen.
>>151873154take your meds schizo they were both teams of chokers
>>151873154
>>151873165>>151873172>>151873181>>151873188Not an argument.
>>151873154the bulldogs defence was dire and their midfield bleed clearancesif you watched that r24 game vs freo, serong absolutely pantsed bont and richards
feel sorry for you blokes
>>151873222my life ain't all bad
>>151873222you'll feel sorry for yourself after i put you in hospital
>>151873196I can't believe they didn't do anything to address their defence across the trade period. Surely a busted May for a packet of chips was worth a crack with Wilkie turning them down? Is May on crazy money or something?
>>151873222Thanks but you can give me money instead of pity if you truly feel bad.
>>151873235>amboscumkys
>>151873239if we look at their key back stocks: lobb, o'donnell, cleary, busslinger, cleary and o'donnell are realistically kpd2 or 3, busslinger is not mobile enough and shaky by foot, and lobb is not a natural back and 33 years old. that game against freo, he gave up 5 or 6 goals himself I reckon. his best position is zoning off and intercepting.I think their best bet is naughton down back and croft at F2. I know naughton kicked 50+ goals, but it's because darcy drew three or four defenders every contest. it would be robbing peter to pay paul but makes the most sense to me. croft looks promising too.
REAL NEW>>151873280>>151873280>>151873280>>151873280
>>151872528>>151872850>The 12W11L team needs a chance to beat the 15W8L team because.......they just do ok??>>151873154Bulldogs are the biggest pretenders in the league. They are 2W8L against top 8 teams, and those two wins were only against GWS (who were the worst performing top 8 team of 2025)
