KO 8PM UKChelsea: Sanchez; Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella; Caicedo, Fernandez (c); Neto, Pedro, Garnacho; Delap.>Subs: Jorgensen, Adarabioyo, Hato, Acheampong, James, Santos, Gittens, Estevao, Guiu.Wolves: Johnstone; Tchatchoua, S. Bueno, Krejci, T. Gomes (c), H. Bueno; Andre, J. Gomes, Bellegarde; Hwang, Strand Larsen.>Subs: Sa, Munetsi, Wolfe, Arias, Arokodare, Mosquera, Chirewa, Hoever, Mane.
>>151859633Lads, >our clean sheet record is safe
>>151859633>Enzo captain
CAREFREE
>>151859633Cuiaba Man subThis coach is eating shit.
For me it will be the darts
>playing delap against wolves after what he did during the last wolves matchtwitch emote ICANT
RIP Jota
>neto, pedro, garnacho, delapdamn that's so fucking shit lol
Over under on gusto getting a cheeky red?
>>151861811they will combine for 3 goals today
bulls in blue about to be heinousss
We got this bros
Awoo
lil bro taking notes
how about some goals lads
>>151859633Delap is one of the worst players I've ever seen play on a team where good players are expected.
it must be fun to say wang on tv all the time and get away with it
>>151862321you should hear me when its time for a cigarette
>>151862253Garnacho has been worse but you wouldn't mention how bad he was because he is a sudaca
>>151862253this but gyokeres
My Wolfsburg lost, need atleast Wolves to win
pedro is so fucking bad
>>151862384are there any other wolf related teams you support?
>>151862253He was a terrible signing. No idea what they were thinking getting him. Pure mediocrity. >>151862349Garnacho has been alright, certainly better than Kittens
>>151862394>>151862394he's a 'palmer baby' at chelsea
>>151862410No, Im a lifelong Wolfsburg fan, later I found out another Wolf team exists so started watching their games too
>>151862349i think we all have our biases, you'll probably never rate him because he has bleached hair and an ugly front neck tattoo
chelsea are so boringwolves are so badi am so sleepy
>>151862531what are you drinking?
>>151862596lucozade and i just ran outnap time
>>151862653gn
nonzo fernansh best player on the pitch hmmmm
you now remember mykhailo mudryk
>>151862805I miss him bros
>>151862516Valid criticism
>le palace vs brightonReminder this """derby""" was entirely constructed by Sky Sports to increase viewership
>>151862886Why is it a derby?
Once again Chelsea have fielded 4 players whose first and last names both end in 'o'
>>151862941nah thats sounds impossiblei dont believe it
>>151862908DEI derby: blacks vs gays
never was a big gta guy. i played 5, 4 and the one on the psp as a kid but never really payed attention/had the capacity to give a shit about the story. played it only for gameplay. but one day i was looking for playlists for music and found the gta radio stations and clock how fun the ads they did were and then i saw some joke compilations on youtube. might have to actually play these games properly
>>151862941hello againkwab pedro
pedro is so fucking shit
brutal slurper
Palmer… we miss you…
>jow pedro
>be billionaire>spend a billion>get this shitWhat went wrong?
>>151862996psp was so sick played PES constantly
>the korean wang
Ppv.to stream has gone down, anyone got a working link please?
>>151863028they are a one player team. if he's not playing, they aren't relevant.
is sanchez ok?
>>151863076nice try fed
maresca should consider starting estevao seeing as he's basically their best fit attacking player
>>151863077Except last year when he played every game and did nothing for 19 matchesSo it's>if he's not playing well, they aren't relevant
>>151862494inside of you there are two wolves
If I played for Chelsea, and earned £250,000 a week, I’d insist on dating then marrying them breeding a busty English lass. D cup at a minimum.
absolutely awful
>>151863033heres a retarded thing i did as a kid with my psp. i realized if you pressed on the screen that it would mess up (like every screen). i found out that if i bit down on the screen, for like a few seconds glitchy circles would happen on the screen, so the top of my psp screen, in like a line, there are fifteen or so bite marks of canines when my dumb ass chomped down with my teeth.psp still works fine except for the batteries
>>151863076ppv has been useless for a while because it got too popular and is shared around too muchtherefore i shant be doing the same for my current sites (which are working exceptionally and only have a few hundred viewers)
Chelsea are failing to score because this is their whitest possible lineup
>>151863165=(
>>151862516>Neck tattooWhy the fuck would you do this?
>>151863165haha based mate
when is garnacho going to be told to fuck off from the prem?
>>151863175based puck poster
>>151863215>applying graffiti to any part of your bodywhy would the neck alone somehow be be unacceptable?
>tfw looking at this slurper
>>151862349He never played in South America, and I'm not so autistic as to judge players based on their nationality.
>>151863344wtf is wrong with her nose
>>151863345nigger
>>151863362viet/seasian monkey phenotype
>>151863345David Raya pig nose phenotype
>>151863344Why’s everyone on /sp/ got yellow fever?
>>151863402but it's like both nostrils are together, separated only by a thin veil of skin that's barely visible. mono nostrilled bitch
>>151863417this is primarily a website for japanese cartoons
Shopping for wardrobes is more interesting than this >Have been spending a solid week looking for wardrobes>still nowhere near choosing one>starting to get anxious about itNo wonder people have mid life crisis.
>>151863458have you considered just a rack
>>151863438yeah maybe in 2004shut the fuck up
Delap isn’t Chelsea quality and Enzo was never and will never be a $100m player
>>151863484so why do you think >>151863417 is if not my japanese cartoon hypothesis
second half is starting
>>151863373>>151863406KEK, I'm black because I think a player who pushes the defender every five minutes after arriving late or losing the ball is bad.
>>151863033Burnout Legends for me
>>151863438I’ve never watched a full episode of an anime show in my lifeI’m pretty sure shows like Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto and Chainsaw Man are enjoyed exclusively by autistic people.
>>151863582and do you have yellow fever?
The PS2 was released 25 years ago this month Many players in the Chelsea squad weren’t even born yet.
MALO GUSTO
>>151863402the older i get the more im attracted to these lbfm. i can understand the boomer sex tourists now.
What a ball from Garnacho! The Beautiful Game!
>play corner kick back into the gk>he just hoofs it outside of the pitch
>>151863608Yes. But real Japanese only, Asian Americans like Karen Fukuhara from The Boys, Anna Sawai from Shōgun, and some SEAmonkeys like Lisa from Blackpink
KNEEL
>>151863616She’s pretty DESU I’d give her my 5.92” white anaconda
>>151863632gross
shit guy finally scores kek
>>151863504I dont think "everyone on sp has yellow fever" in the first place, there arent THAT many posts of asian chicks, more trannies and chileano dogshitbut there is a slight amount of it everywhere, in all circles, for what i would guess are just basic primate reasons
Malo Gusto is playing with, er, gusto. Hehe
>gusto
>>151863616Could a typical /sp/ anon get an attractive, friendly, supportive SEA wife if he moved there?
timmy announcing sum?
>>151863664not sure i can do much with this "basic primitive" model but ill consider incorporating it into my future thinking
>>151863470really cool ai slop anon
>>151863504also 4chan is just full of rejects, and ugly losers develop a thing for asians out of cope and necessity
>>151863687Are you at least 5’6” and making at least 40k USD per year? If so, then yes.
>>151863721>rejects, and ugly losersI'm not ugly
>>151863707>basic primate reasonsthey are tiny brown exotic submissive fertile monkeys
>>151863287I get your point but the neck is visible pretty much 24/7.Q "WoW" on your arse cheeks isn't
Why are /sp/ gamethreads so dead, even NFL threads feel slower this season
>Malo Gusto is playing with, er, gusto. Hehe
>>151863721but does that come from first those ugly losers watching anime like a gateway drug? honestly it sounds like we are in agreement
>>151863743I believe you broassuming you are not a poo
>>151863733I only make the equivalent of $33,000 per yearBut I am 6ftIs that enough?
>>151863755chelsea dont have much online support (im here shitposting for benevolent reasons)
How has my nigga delap been doing?
who is even the wolves manager
>How has my nigga delap been doing?
>>151863818Shhh don't tell him
>>151863818Arguably the worst Chelsea player on the pitch today
>>151863796Yes
>>151863877The fuck? Even worse than the league two-tier ngubu CBs?
>Saturday night>9.30pm>west London>drunk>at the footie>winning>cheeky little sniff in the loos at the 75mins>head into town>down some carlsbergs>pull some birds>finger em in an alley>wake up in a random bedThe life of Cole Palmer
JOAO PEDRO
here comes Estevao
they should loan delap out ASAP with option to buy.
>>151863779maybe some of them, but as much as i hate anime you also gotta differentiate weebs who circlejerk over asia and people who just watch anime, I dont see why you would like gook/chink/monkey phenotypes just because you watch anime
It's Joever. See you boys in two weeks
Estevao is actually so fucking goodEven better than I thought he’d be
>jOW pedrOW
>>151863783I'm not but I do block out five hours of my day to argue about it on the internet
now watch estevao start on the bench again next game
>Estevabauer
>>151863956there are games at 9am tomorrow bruv
>>151863986it might be one of those things where he's very young and they like him coming in after everyone else has been playing for a while
SEA girls are the gold diggers who will backstab you when they get the chanceEast asian girls are (usually) the comfy and polite ones, but some can be horrible to date.Be wary britanons, plenty of british men had their lives ruined by psychotic asians, like john lennon with yoko ono
joao pedro favela goon violently bashed one inblack excellence and that x
>>151863975He outperformed Neymar in the Brazilian championship in every numbers/parameters. Neymar held all the records for a player at age 17, and Estevao broke them all.
It will never again be 2008
DAS IT MANE
>>151864008I'll be watching real football tomorrow
>delap off>immediately a favelado scoresIm going to hang myself, i just want propah bri ish ballers to take protagonism again, not more soulless favelados or ngubi
NETO
>>151861811oh no no no
My nigga NACH!
>>151864072Chelsea's attack look much more alive without Delap
texas humiliation itt
Delap on suicide watch
>>151864087Ok I apologize. Garnacho in particular was real good today.
I love Garnacho so fucking much. I literally wished he would come to Chelsea and he did. He’s my nigga fr fr
I will never hate NetoHe’s class.Also Garnacho has been really good for a couple of games now
Neto scores
>>151864103I know, and that sucksAtleast theres still cole palmer, once he comes back frol injury he will be the protagonist
>>151864025I'd only smash white anglo/irish these days. Pumped a gyppo girl the other day in the back of a transit, that was pretty funny.Can't deal with actual forruns any more, does my nut.My actual gf is half English half Irish
>>151864130Rent boys Vs arse
>there was that premier league goal, seemingly gaping for him?
Can't tell if Chelsea playing well or if Wolves have collapsed
>>151864255
>>151864144Good, blonde white women are still the best looking ones, its just that a lot of them tend to have awful personalities IMO, and when you compare it to east asian girls' politeness then its understandable why so many white men fall for them insteadAnd well, living in a spic country like mine you wont see many blonde white womenI only ever met 2, one was a half-russian girl who fell for leftist politics (progressive western left, not the regular left from russia or china) and the other ones an aspergers weeaboo
>>151864255Wolves are terrible but Enzo, Garnacho, and Estevao are playing really well.
>>151864255Wolves are in 2 points after 11 games and have no manager.
>>151864255Wolves are absolute fucking shit
>>1518642552 points and have lost against all promoted teamstwo of them at home
>>151864279A lot of them pretend to be awful people but behind closed doors are ok. I've been smashing a lot of mostly gay women recently and they're usually sweet, accomodating, polite and make me food and stuff.
If Chalokwab gets injured means more Acheampong I’m all for it
how is that a chelsea free kick lmao. this referee is named kitchen, maybe that's where he should stay haha #banter
So now that wolves are going down, who are the other 2 teams going with them?I predict man united and either burnley or west ham
>>151864315>>151864294>>151864284>>151864283I mean, the change in this match.
>>151864364upvote
>>151864345>smashing a lot of mostly gay womenDykes getting dicked? Very based. Godspeed anon
>>151864366manure shat on liverpool away
>>151864430Liverpool were getting raped by everyone though and the first goal was thanks to the ref not stopping the game when macallister's head was cracked
>2nd in the table
I don’t understand why Rob Edwards is abandoning Boro to join doomed Wolves?
>8th to 2nd in one gameGood season this
>>151864535city overtake tomorrow
+3, never in doubt UP THE CHELS
>>151864535Atleast there seems to be an actual title race this season
>>151864532Hopefully it doesn't actually happen. Poison chalice
>>151864588Up the inChels
