sweden

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I almost forgot. He's here he's here

Looks like it's just me and Fin. The Comet finally hit

IVslam WILL rehydrate using unapproved methods

That's not me T now there are 3 of us plus OP

Power nap

>>151861972
I would watch that.

PowerBRAP Eddie Hall vs Zuluzhino Buffet Battle 17 BRAP bonuses include 50% off to sizzler

>>151861959
Are there really three of you that post here, or are you just up to your usual shit?

>>151861972
Nah fuck that!
>>151861985
Let's go for that.

>>151861839
Hi, what's your name?

>>151862025
Mugumbo.

>Jack isn't worried about getting taken down because he got back up against Belal
JDMbros...

>>151862038
Kek

>>151862009
Clozapig is a 300lb pedo

That is Finland

>>151862044
But he's working with THE smeg jones

>>151862052
300lbs is the new 200lbs

>>151862052
I'll assume 300 pounds of muscle. Nothing wrong with that

Thor is 200kg.

>>151862009
At least 3 yes we are quite overrepresented

>>151862085
>pedo
>nothing wrong with that

>>151862082
I heard CJ isn't making the camp he's doing a bjj thing instead

>>151862165
I never asked how you feel, but good to know

My homie spams got y'all MAPiglet freaks worked up again. On a Saturday no less I fear...

>>151862044
and gilbert burns held jack down for half of their fight
>b-but he had a broken arm!!!
he didn't even know his arm was broken until after the fight

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I knew these boys were soft faggots

>>151862044
That would be a mistake, Islam doesn't really wrestle the same way Belal does.

>>151862272
Factual post.

>>151862306
Sadly.

>>151862304
Spanked by a china woman then gave up haha

JDM is seriously calling out Khamzat? Jesus Christ this ugly freak is fucking retarded lmao, Khamzat ass rapes JDM 1000x worse than he did DDP

>>151862304
HOLY YUMOLA!

>>151862291
Arab/Black guys run the nordics now

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>>151861815
Plino moment

>>151862291
I hate this kind of retarded demoralizing bait trash like brandon buckingham traploreross who was the especially retarded american boy something G, good on them fleecing retards but fucking hell imagine being White and wanting to be like akademiks

>>151862386
Tommy Robinson is an actual hero, all jokes aside. I don't think the country has had a real life hero since Robin Hood

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>>151862373
if JDM is an ugly freak then what does that make khamzat?

>>151862386
You don't even run the barbershops you just work in them and none of your businesses last 2 years either

>>151862444
Is that even English?

'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

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Zionist lion Tommy Robinson confronts cowardly UFC fighter

>>151862444
Don't know why you're talking about but people have had enough, this isn't doing too much but it's something. Demoralising? Haha being demoralised every day in reality is less painful that being demolished by a video? Interesting

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>>151862461
Byuetifyul womyan

>>151862577
monitor on pal!

>>151862577
Sweet babushka

Make an edit with Islam Makachev and his sister Ada Mgomedbegova

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>>151862475
A sexy daddy.

>>151862475
Hamzat was on GQ, what were you on? You weren't even on your School assembly picture. The teacher said you were too unkempt

>>151862473
Come on. Enoch Powell, Oswald Mosley.

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Ronda Rousley still thinks she can beat up men that don't do MMA. Boy would she be in for a nasty surprise.
I honestly think Ariel Helwani would beat her up easily

jondaddy dominates brazza bamhole

>>151862751
I don't know who they are? What have they done?

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You can tell her minge was moist

>>151862777
Horrible example Ariel is one of the few men she’d beat the fuck out of

>>151862798
Are you 12? Mosley was a British fascist who ran for prime minister. Powell ran for prime minister and was extremely right wing.

>>151862473
He smiled while a rabbi said that all English people will burn in hell for sending Israel enough money

>>151862854
So how are they heros? Were you being sarcastic?

>>151862777
She can sadly. You’ve never been in a gym.
>b-but what about a 250lb rugby player
No but the average man is out of shape and can barely throw a decent punch

>>151862799
Why the fuck is she wearing a night gown?

I would beat Ronda up and then force myself into her vaginally.

Power nap end

>>151862814
No, it was a perfect example. Why would I pick someone like Dan Merglyater? That would be pointless. You don't understand the effect I'm trying to give here. Someone please convey my message to this lad for me

>>151862857
Link that

>>151862887
They did more than anything Tommy has done if you bother to look them up. They were fighting woke shit/jews/immigration single-handedly before you or I were born.

>>151862933
Oooh shit. I know this is getting screenshotted by someone. Boy-Fin will never learn that his word gets set in stone haha

>>151862975
We are not afraid here nigga!

>>151862968
Well if so hard off to them. We need more natives that own a backbone

>>151862937
Fucking retard. Ronda would kill Ariel, he’s a nerd faggot. You know how easy it is to beat up nerds?

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>>151862990
Hahahaha

>>151862968
sound like a couple of fags

>>151863003
Ariel would call Trump for military support

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This disgusting deformed demented goycattle belongs to us.

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New Jersey MMA

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>>151863003
Oh my g-g-gggod hahahaha you're just as bad as them, you sound like Joe Rogan. Ariel might be feeble compared to us but he's got testosterone flowing through him. What the fuck is a woman going to do.
Don't be stupid

You retards are going to make me rich one day. I PRAY they let her fight "nerd" of a man one day. I'm going to put my life saving on him

Why does the ufc never start on time?

>>151863068
What are you even trying to say here? Do you think that's an American flag?

>>151862651
Factual post.

My mom ? Yeah she can kill anyone when she sees red

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It's TIME

>>151862913
Can you beat her up? Can Kara France?
I just want to gage the level of your warped understandings

>>151863260
Kek

What's the bet thing your mum has ever cooked you?

>>151863274
I remember she started crying in a press conference for no reason when a reporter was talking to another fighter beside her

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>Jake Paul revealed he’s had preliminary conversations to box Alex Pereira

>“His team is down. I think the only thing preventing it is the UFC. It would be a massive fight at some point, and I know he’s down to make it happen.

>If Dana White ever actually felt comfortable that one of his martial artists could beat Jake Paul, he would 100% endorse it.”
We can’t let Chama lose to /box/….

Match with me then don't speak. What the actual FUCK!?

if Brown is finally fighting Bonfim then I suppose that means that you can't run forever

I'm on a roll, I haven't posted like this in ages. English sex pest anon of old

>>151863339
i wonder if jake paul realizes no one still relevant wants to fight him because they know they don't gain anything by beating a youtuber. hell, tommy fury did it already.

You guys have got to come up with a better name for me

>>151863339
The fact you say /box/ is wrong. He's a celebrity

>>151863355
>>151863355
>>151863355
>>151863355

BEASTneil GODriush fight week

>>151863436
lol
real thread
>>151863443

not using that gay fucking thread you gay little retard

>>151863462
not using that gay fucking thread you gay little retard

>heems you. yes, you.

>>151863473
Seems like we are

UFC is on? I turn monitor off.

>>151863436
Shrimp thread do not use.

i feel a bit bad for mcvey, valentin would have been an easy layup fight for him. reese is more dangerous.

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>>151864722

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Personally I would rather be myself with a huge cock than be Tom Aspinal with his fugly face and shrimp dick. What's the point of money if you're an ugly freak with a tiny weiner? Yikes nigga, KILL yourself!

>>151864775
Real.

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Onama

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AMATURSU!!

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talmbout spankin my hawg b

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>"Merab, seu tempo acabou"

Zutted little Arab boi

>get absolutely molested
>hug your zutt daddy rapist

I feel like there is more than one barboza

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>early stoppage

fighters that miss weight are 6-17 this year btw in case you're one of those retards who thinks missing weight is an advantage

>>151869378
Most weight misses are due to injury or health issues

weak middle prelims but good card overall. strong start, stronger finish
I hope Hokit is for real

>>151869415
Aaron Pico is for real

>>151869427
Factual

>>151869427
indeed. your dependence on government handouts like the fine folks in the bronx is even realer

Aaron "Strong Start, Stronger Finish" Pico

*slits my own throat and bleeds out* Cool card

>>151861815
>MASSIVE CARD TODAY
That was NOT a massive card

>>151869415
This fat middleweight is for real. He definitely won’t get heel hooked by halter walker

I guess, in the end, Randy Brown had nowhere left to run

>>151869455
Factual indeed i really think aaron pico will bounce back from that lose and start a title run

Last calls start now, is there anyone ITT who honestly believes JDM has any chance to win this fight?

>>151869506
sure, he's got a pretty good chance. but I think Belal went in with a fairly bad gameplan to start and made adjustments too late into the fight. Islam is a totally different fight. much better kickboxer and more defensively responsible, way better wrestling. he may also fight off the backfoot, meaning JDM will not have as easy of a time sticking and moving like he did early with Belal
I favor Islam 60/40 atm. I think he will have a much easier time holding JDM down if it gets there because he's a far superior scrambler to Belal

>>151869506
Could he? Yeah. Will he? Yeah. Should he? Yeah. Is he going to? Yeah. Can it be? Yeah. But in all seriousness, yeah.

>>151869544
AARON
FUCKING
PICO

>>151869506
i think he has a 50% chance. but you know how coin flips are, they can go either way half the time. we'll just have to see.

>>151869506
Yes.

>>151869506
Islam will scrape by off his fight IQ. JDM is about to get strategymogged

Power.
Precision.
Perfection.
Pico.

JDbum's bacon bussy will sadly.....prolapse
i fear

>>151869620
sniff his cock brazza very good strategies

Put him Kody Steele

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>>151869622
based

call to fazza scientist reveal advance plan
>islam, my other son, u must sniff him 25 minute

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post the clip of the two ONE fc womens falling in love after the fight and about to kiss and no 1 gets hurt

how come bucks keep losing?

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a black man can't drink?!

>>151869824
the most important Black progressive since MLK (pbuh)

please tell me i'm not the only one here who remembers tom aspinall? he was one of the biggest names of the gane era.

>>151869824
did he win the story against the police car ?

did Tom Aspinall suffer the biggest story loss since McTapper in 2018?

>>151869896
'fraid so
some people say he's still trying to convince the UFC his peepin' orbs got the hurtsies so he doesn't have to fight Gane again

>>151869896
real eyes realize that sometimes retreat is the most courageous move of all.

>>151869874
he won the battle, but not the war:
>LAS VEGAS (AP) - Former UFC champion Jon Jones has taken a plea deal to resolve a criminal case stemming from allegations that he scuffled with his fiancée and damaged a Las Vegas police vehicle at Caesars Palace. Jones’ attorney declined to comment about Jones’ no contest plea to a misdemeanor property damage charge. A Las Vegas judge ordered Jones to pay $750 in restitution and attend anger management classes.

What if Francis Ngannou fought Donkey Kong?

>>151869506
I definitely think he can, but ultimately I just have this feeling that Islam will win. He always finds some way to win. I'm thinking maybe by decision.

does Islam retire if he wins or does he actually stick around and defend? he's got a monster list of contenders
>Garry
>Brady
>Shavkat
>Muhammad
>Prates
>Morales
>Usman
>Edwards
that's honestly a fucking insane list

Tom diaper status?

>>151870189
yeah he looks like he wants to compete. i think he has at least 2 years left in him

Let's go foh dat!

without lies...

Nah fuck that!

>>151870189
he'll maybe fight one more time to solidify his "legacy" and then retire. Who he'll though who knows.

>>151870218
if he racks up 3-4 successful defenses, you think he goes down as the all-time MMA GOAT?
I would be happy if that happens. I've really grown to like him since I watched this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfF56gILmc0

Undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion Tom Aspinall really mindbroke these subhumans.

>>151870259
I never bought Khabib as a GOAT but if Islam wins the WW belt and defends it even once he is really up there

>>151870265
who'd he beat for the undisputed belt?

Tombert Whittakerspinall will never be a champ

>>151870313
Curtis Blaydes

>>151870313
Sergei Pavlovich

>>151870259
idk honestly think he would have to somehow win the mw title to be considered higher than jones

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uhhh tomsisters…?

>>151870357
Suregay?!?!?!

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>>151870353
>>151870357
you're having a laugh

>>151870357
the guy who lost to Volkov? whoa...

>>151870410
Volkov, another guy Tom Aspinall beat

>>151870429
the guy who lost to Blaydes? whoa...

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....SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS REDEEM SIR SIRSPINALL

that's a bike on me shorts

>>151870429
how come Tom only beat Volkov once and quit against the guy who beat Volkov twice?
how come Tom claims to be permanently blind despite leading medical experts confirming there is no physical damage to his eye?

I hope Tom proves you all wrong in the rematch

I will strike

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>>151870528

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>>151870554

>>151870584
style: flawless

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>>151870576
>media scores
magnificent cope

I'm normal guy.

>>151870584
based kikuno. his fight vs tferg is fucking hilarious

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Hasbullabros....

>>151870632
There is nothing more extraordinary than an ordinary person

bruh thats rick and morty
kek

Conor is still set to dominate Irish politics.

je suis type normal

>>151870655
That’s an adult man in his 20s btw

>>151870655
@grok make jon shove that little freak into the freezer

I'm very excited for back.

>>151870724
ye

>>151870724
Hmm is normal 2 arms 2 legs, normal

https://youtu.be/CfF56gILmc0?t=1385
kek

/heem/ is not normal

>>151870724
a nigga can only dream

>>151870771
/heem/ is extraordinary

>>151870724
i'd dog in a bath her

>>151870724
>>151870724
I haven't had sex in years and I'm still not that desperate. What's the point if you don't want to kiss the girl and give her pleasure as well. How do you even stay hard if you're not attracted. I wouldn't be able to get it up for this disgusting hambeast

who is the overall better fighter? aspinall? or brown?

>>151870771
I'm strong my mental is good, I'm very happy for back.

My leg is working, my leg is good it's normal. It's good.

I'm fast, my range is good.

My pant are full of poop, extra stinky. Warmth from within.

SHALE SONNEN? UUUUH

>>151870874
It's normal.

trust me, I front

>>151870796
Pussy is pussy

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Who are some fighters who respect the silence that serves as the canvas for creativity?

>>151870915
ass is ass

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>>151870921

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mma peaked in this moment

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Who are some fighters that respect the old school lowrider/muscle car culture of Miami?

>>151870973
Topuria could recreate the hype if he fought more and wasn't socially awkward as hell in English

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>>151871002
el george

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>>151870973
?

>>151871008
its ogre for topenga. dishonoring your aoife is a massive aura drain

Those extra shots werent really necessary.

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>>151871078
dis doo posting from a different time line

>>151871002
all the gay ones fersure

>>151871158
imagine the stench

>>151871158
ye

>>151871158
delicious chicken ? of course. as a fighter we need proteins

So there's only good fights from now on right?

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>>151871246

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>>151871267

I'm very excited for back.

>>151871158
Eat it ? I would live there and pay rent

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Ryan Bader is a fucking shit actor but it was a decent movie.

remember that nigga that was afraid of spider or something? kept seeing spiders in pictures

>>151871494
Can't say that I do

anderson "the spider" silva, i fear

>>151871439
BEACH BAD BOY Tito put Ryan gayder in his fucking place years ago he had to go beat up that bum fedor twice to get his confidence back in a BUM ORG

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>>151871439

Gable Steveson will be UFC Heavyweight champ by 2028

Did Jon Tron really say all that?

>>151871553
Nah fuck that!

>>151871539
Apparently it lost money. It's kind of based the Rock nixed his "no win clause" and made an obscure MMA story film. He looks like he's on about a liter of gear though

>>151871581
No loss clause lol

I just had a salmon burger and fries and now my chest feels full. am I about to get heemed?

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TOM ASPISALL, IF YOU HAD A MIRROR AND YOU COULDS SEE YOU'D SEE A FAT ASS LOOKING BACK AT YOU

>>151871635
Nah you're golden brother, keep on rolling -HH

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>>151871553
one small problem

>>151871644
tell me it's just gas/indigestion bro

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>>151871668
Truth is it's 20% physical and 80% mental but you're focusing 80% on the physical and 20% on mental.

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>>151871758
true...

>So like ummm I guess so... erm, Did anything surprise you?
>Tell us, what, if anything, surprised you about your opponent tonight
>AYO IMPRESSIVE VICTORY! MANE YOU CRAZY. DID ANYTHING SURPRISE YOU IN HERE TONIGHT FROM YOU OPPONENT?
Why do press journalists, Joe Rogan and Daniel Cormier soi out over if a fighter was le surprised by the opponent? Why are they so obsessed with this question and ask it every post fight interview and post fight press conference?
Do they think after 30 years a fighter is going to finally say "Yeah! wow I didn't expect that my opponent was going to hit me!" ?

>>151871539
Jontron talks about movies a lot, thoughbeit...

>>151871824
I think you'd be surprised

Asking fighters what if anything surprised them about their opponent revved him.

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>>151871855

Please Dana I need this bonus my mom is kinda homeless.

Were you surprised by anon's post?

His posts REALLY surprise you, dont they?

>>151871158
Thank God it's not a penis or a neovagina

Jon, that's not a child

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We are close now
Ai heems will dominate the market UFC and every other irrelevant promotion will die

>>151872060
I don't get it.

should be hasbulla vs crocodile

Highlight of the weekend was probably the surprise maloom card

With a perfect record of 10 wins and 5 losses
Brendan fricken Schaub

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>>151861815
We need Bonfim vs Rinat

>>151872317
Glasses are haram.

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>>151861815
UFC Fight Night - Gabriel Bonfim vs Randy Brown official card rating in retrospect
>Bonfim vs Brown
Bonfim really just dominated, was worried about him not shooting, but thought Brown would have A LOT more success. Easy win, exchanges looked sussy though
>Schnell vs Morales
did not watch
>Medic vs Salikhov
Wow, this is sad. Salikhov is supposed to be a techy striker that feints a jab like jack slack said
>Padilla vs Ismael
idk, just ismael like always throwing power, a jab he just pumps out.. Zoned out and tabbed off several times, missed most of fight.. didnt really interest me, Ismalel is just not that good
>Duncan vs Tulio
this HYPEJOB REDDIT Tulio got put out cold, got home from work and was changign clothes and eating so missed teh KO, saw most of R1 though, Tulios leg kicks looked good and Duncan kept spinning like a retard, I swear one of CLDs elbows buzzed Tulio and made him clinch but idk
>Rest of card
DID not watch, was at work..

Hokkit beat some dude that was supposed to be BJJ legend?
Old head Roaoni beat resurging Simon
wow

4.5/10 card

>>151872385
rod, you can't herald something as reddit when you post there every day.

>>151872406
hyping up a DWCS scrub bc he does le spin attacks and got some gay finish is ultra reddit, these card ratings are peak high iq real mma fan knowledge

taco padildo is for real

>>151872439
you masturbate to [male] brazilian mma fighters shouldn't you be a massive tulio fan lol

Jon Bones Jones' boner.

>>151872517
i dont though

why does ariel helwani hate josh hokit?

Josh koscheck

>>151872612
hes said borderlien racist shit several times

>>151872765
He said trannies too
Reddit seethed

becoming a famous ufc fighter is basically a science. the fans are utterly hopeless in the face of attention seeking. there is nothing anyone can do to stop a motivated trash talker who wins fights.

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>>151872758
Cutman Tate is still employed, Josh Koscheck is not. Tate won the story.

>>151872860
thanks mr. science nerd

>>151872860
Are you gay in your head man

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tulio......

Yoo susurkaev is on 322. First fight of the night even

there's no way you goys actually watched that shit is there?

>There's no way you watched the hobby you watch is there

>>151873156
i watched your mother's pussola descend gently onto the head of my cock

>>151873156
Your dad watches brown daddies plow your mom

I'm racist.

Tom Aspinall has been suspiciously silent since his daddy wiped his ass for him I fear Gane has raped him spiritually on top of being raped physically, Tom truly embodies the title The Raped in all aspects

I'm gay and not in the homosexual way

It has come to my attention that 99% of heem posters don't actually know anything about Mixed Martial Arts, don't train, and don't even like watching fights in general (their disdain for less popular fight promotions). No, heem posters are more interested in forming parasocial relationships with popular fighters, then gossiping about them on here.

This place is no different than /vt/ or/dbs/

>>151873253
That's the vocal minority though low key

Tomala is a broken shell of a man, filled with French seed

Gane hooked his fingeys through fucking scared bitch

>>151873253
Majority of my mma knowledge comes from funny Instagram ai accounts

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>>151873166
>>151873171
>>151873208
so you did LMAO

we are here btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jQRBDlgjxs

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>>151873277
>BURN ME VILLAGE, I CAN'T GO ON

slept thru tecia torres fight FUCK

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TOPURIA HAS AIDS??????

>>151873321
fuck that I'm watching sumo

>>151873253
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

can't believe bj penn died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9k9slve35E

>>151869506
Absolutely. Belal isn't as good a grappler as Islam is but he absolutely tried to wrestle JDM and couldn't hold him down. Islam is coming up a division and he's likely going to be smaller than Belal was. JDM has heart and grit and actually mixes the martial arts. He's defensively responsible and has shown great counter-wrestling throughout his career. I'm still not convinced by Islam, for the record. He went life and death with 90 year old Dustin Poirier. JDM can absolutely beat him.

update on aspinall's eyes?

>>151869506
Islam will look slow as shit because he has no fast twitching muscles that will counteract the sudden weight gain. I bet you he noticed he's much slower doing certain drills in camp and is now thinking of pulling out l fear
>>151873733
Update these two nuts humidity level

>You have to intelligently defend yourself or the fight gets stopped
>shells up, clearly conscious
>fight gets stopped

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>Eye swell up from punches
>shows 2 finger to the fighter
>How many fingers?
>2
>Fight gets stopped

>>151874061
You have to give the ref a thumbs up

>>151874080
>give the referee a thumbs up
>get his face smashed
You can't win in this "sport" unless your name is Jon jones or Conor mcgregor

>>151874061
Gamblin' Mark Smith

Sorry, Mr. Brown Snr, but your son lost his MMA main event fight, so we won't be reviewing your sentence. You can ask again in 10 years, or if your son wins a main event.

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men men gay

>>151874201
glad these bums got fraudchecked

>>151869506
48-47 Islam. Basically Islam vs Volk 1 all over again.

I honestly think it'll be a cursed win though with Islam probably eating some knees and elbows and looking a lot worse for wear than JDM will.

>>151862009
It's actually just one Finnish guy with multiple personality disorder and all his personalities post on /heem/. He doesn't know his other personalities post so he believes there are other Finns posting. Sad really.

the future of Dagestani supremacy in MMA hinges on Islam vs JDM. if Islam loses, it’s over and we can finally move on.

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Last night's card:

8 finishes, 4 decisions.

Just the main card:
Five finishes, zero decisions.

And to think, lots of goofs skipped it.