First for Aaron Pico
Aaron "BLACKED bitch" Pico.
it's tulio time!!!
tulio looked pretty good against potieria and gore but CLD seems like a pretty big step up after that
I'm not watching a Vegas card
>>151866844Why are you guys talking about Pico all of sudden?
>>151866864leave the thread then, go outside. being in here when not even watching is much more pathetic.
Britbongs, did you hear how he pronounced Gloucester? We should go to war for this. War with America.
good evening guys
>>151866859Creative striker but not a minute winner and fairly easy to take down. Doesn't seem to be any danger on the ground. I like his bladed stance elbow setups set up from a low base. He seems to usually hit them bluntly too, not to cut.
this should be a dope fight. Tulio is sick when he starts flowing and CLD will strike with him
Aaron "0-1" Pico
Tulio will be exposed.>>151866893Good evening!
Aaron "Sick When He Starts Flowing" Pico
This card is kind a boring
honestly, this is the fight i'm most excited for tonight
I am so fucking done with Hispanics who dye their hair blonde.If they are spending their time trying to look like a twink, I can assume they aren't going to be the toughest people in the world. No wonder Barcelos won.
Tulio is so hot
holy shit Tulio ate that
>>151866929>If they are spending their time trying to look like a twink, I can assume they aren't going to be the toughest people in the world.Are you okay?
Duncan is pillowelbowed
tulio is the one fumkin norma dumont?
the bumfin sisters
>>151866975why are you posting images of teenage boys you freak
Britcucks be like: >I'm a mutt with three first names
Tulio is flowing sickly in this clinch
finish him
tulio heeming my picks already
10-9 CLDTulio utterly exposed.Hues in shambles AGAIN.
great first round by CLD. not sure he's ever shown this type of urgency before. total 180 from the fight against Robocop. nice takedown into side control at the end too
just don't get taken down
damn, that's a clean cut
Brazilian turd exposed
Tulio sisters...
>>151867018t. mutt with 3 first names
>>151867020Lets hope he doesnt gas
>>151867045>t. mutt with 3 first namesYou're a mutt with 3 first names?
now CLD is leaking. wew
>>151867020Aaron "CLD" Pico
>>151867053Look at your representative here, m8.
coon little dick
>>151867018not so fast
This is a good fight
DEADED
BETTING HEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMM SLEEPY
heem
Heem picky
HEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEM
SPIC DOWN SPIC DOWNBLACK MAN WINS
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEEEMMMM
heem i bet i picked that nigga
>>151867079CLD is great. you're thinking about me while a banger is going on lol you are miserable
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
TULIOSISSIES NOT LIKE THIS
irresponsibly late stoppage
damn, my dad isn't going to like that. he's a super casual watcher that got really hyped about tulio the last time i've shown him a fight of his
epic tko. if i posted that on reddit i would get 1 million reddit gold
THAT NIGGA DED
This is what Churchill fought Hitler forAngry violent mutts
Damn 30 year old prospect heemy
Heem.
stream?
Tulio is sick when he starts flowing
how will dumont feel seeing her bf getting heemed?
Spinning shit is king
scripted but very well executed
Just how good is HEEMbocop?
Aaron "DEADED" Pico
I'M RIDIN SPINNAZI'M RIDIN SPINNAZTHEY DON'T STOP
bonheem rd1 ko
>>151867170Probably already DM'ing Duncan to heem her bundahole
>>151867189show some fucking respect
woah hes such a superstar hes even got a hat oni mean who, WHO wears a hat in the cage? no one. that's duncan's thing. kid's going places
>>151867184he's very good. KO power and elite jits. weird chin and poor cardio hold him back from being a real contender
at first glance that follow up seemed a bit excessive but he's a zionist hue monkey so fuck him
love when spics get knocked out
holy shit, tulio looked so fucking dazed
bit o heems innit
Brazil is the punching bag of the world.I think the country is mostly a country of metrosexual men. Extremely feminine. THey don't make for good fighters.
drop the goofed picks. this nigga lackin
Kody "KO Power And Elite Jits" Steele
CLD vs MVP?
>>151867222why can't you heem them yourselves then? You had to bring in African men to seed your women to do so.
christian. ultramajority. leeroy. mothetfuckin'. duncan.
christian bruceleeroy duncan
>>151867206Yeah, he lost to Killa Gorilla because of his shit cardio.
im surprised dana has murdered paul felder yet
>>151867206>>151867184Rodrigues has the deadly combo of sus cardio, a bad chin and bad defence He’s really good everywhere but will never be a contender
>>151867252could be fun. but i still wanna see mvp vs izzy
christian leroy "DC" duncan
based Weili
>>151867252Apparently MVP is fighting Caio.
>>151867222>0 champions
cute boy
>>151867297Sounds retarded Caio will just hold him down
>>151867295fuck
>>151867252CLD vs Gautier, or Pyfer.
through an exchange of blows... friendship grows...
This card will be good from now on, remember this post
Sneedchenko
>>151867330>CLD vs GautierMy sissy clitty won’t be able to handle that much BBC in one matchup
>>151867340No it won't
>>151867222your main nigga gave up
valentina vs weili is like the one female fight i actually want to see
>>151867295why would aron pico do this?
Trying to remake 90s rock is kinda cringe. White people are over. There's no point in trying to recreate our dead music.
>>151867325Damn, think of all the feints, and taunts we will miss out on.
>>151867340i already told you i called dana
why do americans look like this
i've seen valetina shevchenko's nipple
>>151867295can I please submit picks for 4 fights I just got home and forgot about this event :3
>>151867394isnt that this nigga?
>>151867394those aren't americans. americans are only celto-germanics, afrosaxons, and native americans. Everyone else needs to be sent back.
Turns out it's an actual 90s song.
British bussy is owned by INDIAN IDOLS
>>151867406No
>>151867377
>>151867295now that we know ufc is fake it really changes things
That Shevchencko vs Weili promo, goosebumps
He is brazilian. Pride legend. VVanderlei "The Axe Muderer" Silva.
>>151867394Helen Yee jungle version
>>151867295i was right about tulio not handling the step up in competition but it'm starting to have doubts about the overweight bonfim brother
finally its bonfirm time
>>151867394She is Brazilian. WMMA Legend. Cristiane "Cyborg" Justino.
>>151867457main event let's goooooooo
>mutt with TACO headbandbit on the nose
322 and the following FN is going to be heemkino
>>151867450how did that happen?
>>151867295
>>151867445>>151867394Forgot to quote.
>>151867451colby loves weili
Reminder that THE mma guru predicted that both Bonfim brothers will lose tonight.
>>151867394why not?
>>151867428
dont give a fuck about jamaica. in fact we should spend $0 helping.
>>151867505lel pretty pretty good
>>151867530Don’t be inconsiderate. White girls need their BBC
>>151867512Now bask in the ruins.
>>151867530I will donate a crate of my piss to help them rebuild
>>151867545ok ramjeet shartdick. how does that help you?
>>151867545See>>151867430groids are out of style
>>151867545>White girls need their BBC*arab girlsthey cant resist my big bulgarian cock t ferg
>>151867550this... cant be real.
Out of the THREE chicks I have begging me to fuck them tonight I have granted one the honor's, keep your chin up boys I'm a short king just have to stay confident and lift
>>151867512vgh...
naught a single good fight this eve
>>151867581
>>151867581i cant imagine how shit your life is. this is all you got on a saturday night. megakek. why didnt you slit your throat yet ? it wont get better, you peaked in the egg you hatched from.
>>151867043better than this card so far
>>151867591no king would ever refer to themselves as a short king, you are a faggot I fear.
Chris Padildo
goomba looking ahh
>missed weight>-120 pick em against Chris Padillagrim
>>151867641yo dat nigga low key do be lookin like a goomba though
>>151867644he needs wakandan willies
>>151867644You confirm Hitler was right.
>>151867634Have to emphasize on that the demoralization campaign has really been successful against short kings, hungry skelly.
Aaron "Taco" Pico
>>151867700shortlings were always hated on, no campaign required.
>>151866916>>151866990>>151867168you are obsessed and miserable. it was a great fight. Tulio had his moments and can tee off. I didn't even say he was going to win
TWO Bonfims???
didn't this taco guy turn some chinks eye into a balloon once?
Why did I think both the Bonfin bros were Jewish?
>>151867727taco guy was also clown guy too? holy shit where is BJ Penn this has too many levels
CUT BOTH THESE BROWN BUMS
I don't care he missed weight I am ROOTING for Ismael I don't care im English I was ROOTING for Chute Boxe guy
>Buffam watching the clock
>>151867715Nah short kings are rulers of the world i.e Ilia, Bezos ,the ZuckCope and seethe lanky
>>151867726they're brazzas.. The one fighting now is the older one.
are the vegas cards just fighters running some sort of Brazilian gauntlet?
>>151867758nigga got tko'd stiff by a pinky finger
>>151867758is that what your dad did to your mum, mutt?
>>151867755Does the Elder Bonfim ride around on the Younger's shoulder when they aren't fighting?
"He's fighting a smart fight" dom cruz has cte
>>151867803Dark Tournament saga was kino. kinda wish I finished this show
>>151867699He might have been right about the Jews, but he was a loser. And we don't tolerate losers around here.
heem kwabby
HEEM STOPPY
Fucking disgrace
literally just gave up, cut this homo
>>151867819Chapter Black saga is pretty kino. A lot more of the horror elements, but they turn into corny slice of life shonen crap in the last arc. Also some rando wins the final tournament.
BLACK MAN WINS AGAIN
I don't think you can come back from quitting against Chris Padilla
yeah, i knew it. changed my pick to taco on tapology but not here, obviously. weight missers suck ass.
WEIGHT MISSERS ON SKATES
KWAB the bonfims are so shit
HEEM TACCY
>>151867752yeah, im the one coping.
kek what a heem
TOTAL BBC VICTORY
>>151867828What did Americuckland win? Nigs fucking your mom?
cut the bumfin sisters
We're eating good, my fellow blackchads
sketchy ass looking finish
bahtfighting Padilla with the basic fight IQ, the Brazilians weakness
>pro fighter>approximately 8 min of cardiofor what purpose?
>>151867822Clitler preferred pozzed/piggy pronouns
>>151867513AHEM
mma fighters might be the worst athletes on earth
>>151867851>>151867865>>151867871They were the same fucking color and both mutts.
>>151867890she looks underage
how are you supposed to cope with your brother getting heemed before your big main event fight?
>>151867890Made for ___
>>151867890i don't like feet but those thighs look great
need to drop a huge ismael bonfim in the gabriel bonfim
>>151867862I understand how Napoleon ruled the entire world, men just want to be led. Unfortunately I am to busy having wild sex and don't care but imagine if I did
oh no bonfirm did not held firm
Holy fuck based Dan Hooker is going to MURDER Shartman!
>>151867868More like jews fucking your son. France won nigs fucking their mom. But my point stands. History doesn't like losers.
BLACK MEXICANS RISE UP LETS GOOO
>>151867903Ngannou has a small penis though/
>>151867890imagine the smell
>>151867902surely he's used to his older brother being shit by now
THAT was the main event? what the fuck man bonfim fucking sucks fuck
>>151867903i've seen the cup this nigga wears he got a shrimp
small penis = bigger heemer
ice can't heem this guy
someone havin a bit of a melty
uhhhh where's brown?
>>151867903Tom peenheems this dicklet all day
long ass interview
>>151867956look in the mirror
Make the call, Dana, Tacodilla is talking too much
>>151867880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiAEthK2-1E&list=RDRiAEthK2-1E&start_radio=1
>>151867937There's 2 more Bonfims fighting actually. They're cloning them, but you can see that you lose some skill and quality with each copy.
Islam is illegitimate
>>151867967
Are islam and khabeeb brothers?
>>151867965uoooooooooooohhhh HEEM
hope JDM vs islam is going to be fun, i kinda think islam is going to end up winning but who knows
JDM is /thatguy/JDM is HIM
>>151867993they are married
>>151867993were their parents actually brothers? or are they like relatives or just happen to be from the same village
>charles with diarrhea in abu dhabi>robbery against volk>2 week short notice volk>peahead>1 day short notice moicano<greatest fighter everMan, i hope JDM rip off pisslam's head.
>>151868025now this is giga seethe
>>151867993spawned from the same bamhole in a filthy mountain hovel surrounded by freaks
>>151868034Point the lie, blackie.
>>151867986
>>151868043I'm not engaging with a rando racist retard. we'll see what happens next week. I'm sure you'll spin that as well if JDM loses
>>151868025knower
>>151868046yum no homo
>>151868046keep an eye out on this guy he'll be making huge waves in the middleweight division
medic we need a medic
>the young 41 years old prospect
>>151867870シックス・セブン
wait a minute thats not who I thought it was?
>>151868086frfr
>41 years old
Why do Brazzas look Jewish?
gn sweet prince (of kung fu)
uncbros...
heem grampy
Dagesisters?
>king of kwabfu
HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM@@@#
damn, i really like salikhov
He's going to be sent to the front in ukraine after losing like this
back of the head heemy
kung poo bros...
Salikov is one of Islam's closest sparring partnersMedic has a build almost identical to JDM
HEEM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY PICKS
ZUTTED
>>151867993the gene pool is extremely small when you leave the US
like a Muslim does
>>151868178He’s a 42 year old kickboxer
oh I thought that was dusko todorovic
Canada last anon standing
HUMAN BEAN
>win>beg for bonus poofc
ok bro
this korean john guy has extreme onions energy
thats right bitches kneel to me
>>151868199>schnell>bonfimIt's over.
>>151868199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j5ucKaBtR4&list=RD6j5ucKaBtR4&start_radio=1
He sounds pretty American when he talks. Does he live here?
>>151868191And? He's developed a kickboxing system that short circuits when they fight a larger opponentIslam has adopted Salikov's kickboxing system
bro, maybe you're not getting bonuses because you're finishing fucking semelsberger and urbina
>>151868199>Schnell
>>151868229GRASSO MY BELOVED
islam is essentially gsp
wait fuck this retard picked bonfimnvm, you may unkneel
whoa Caio's wife is a qt
lookin mad sussy....
>that creature in the back
>>151868284maga face
>>151868284would
>>151868284you wouldn't be complaining if your meng was between those lips
>>151868284bimbo bogged is actually kinda hot. its the subtle bogs thats uncanny and cringe
TOTAL BUMFIM DEATH
>>151868199>>151868225>>151868249haha, thats me! I don't at all know who those guys are, i sort of knew the other ones though.
>>151868383You'll still have the honor of being the last guy to get his picks heemed. That's something, right?
>fans should be excited for this fight because joseph morales is hot
>>151868405Kek
holy fuck morales is so handsome
>>151868383
who is joseph morales? i watch nearly every card and have no idea who this is, also i assumed schnell retired lol
>>151868402thats not enough. i want the glory.
>>151867993No, but they've known each other since they were kids. Khabib is Avar, Islam is another ethnic group I can't remember the name of.Islam's ethnic group, ironically, doesn't take the Islamic religion as seriously as Khabib's Avars.
banger song
>>151868284That's called a guidette.
>>151868460I'm 99% sure that both of the guys you picked will lose and 100% sure at least one will.Sorry chap.
Shit card.
>most interesting muslim fighter pre match quote be like>"yeah I'm gonna win, I'm gonna beat the other guy"
my picks are already heemed of course but why the fuck did i pick schnell?
>>151868458ultimate fighter beat a small shavkat in massive upset at ddpvszat
>>151868505>"yeah I'm gonna win, I'm gonna beat the other guySimple as.
>>151868507because imagine the schnell
>>151868448how you can tell?
Every close fight is a robbery.
my nigga schmell is fighting for his contract right now he won't lose
PICKSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED
THE WAY HE TURNED INTO THAT GUILLOTINEwhat the fuck
67!!!!!!
HEEEEM GUILLIE
Morales never should have been cut anyway. Got heemed by Figgy but who hasnt at flw
It's ovah
Wow schmell lost? What a surprise
ufc is so shit nowadays
>>151868464Islam is lak
>>151868383Goodnight sweet prince
six seven
>>151868588lol
>>151868588OHHHHHHHHHH
>>151868592It's based. These fights are all finishes so we don't have to watch any more of this crap.
heeminder every gillie finish is automatically flagged and reviewed by the FBIthis one appeared kosher though upon preliminary inspection
>>151868588i'm going to start flipping coins for every pick desu
>>151868588who cares? meaningless without an actual prize on the line
>>151868567>see me after the show kid
i think that might have been the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen, i hope for schnell's sake that he was paid off
main card was only an hour and a half. unfathomably based.
>>151868588
I'm so happy I'll be able to get back to studying before 10 o clock. Based fast finishes.
>>151868621salty salty b
Slamdaddy has been looking extra sexy in these promos
gabriel bonfim by submission in round 1
PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME GET VIOLENTLY HEEMED IN FRONT OF MY HOMECROWD
I actually picked every fight correctly. I simply didn't share my picks with you plebs.
>disabled veterans sponsoring the post match interviewmake a disabled division right now, like the paralympic games
>I wanna white man cream fart PUHLEEESSEE
wtf happened in this fight
Just finished building a bed, missed every single fight, managed to tune in just in time for the main event
Bumsfirm soon
>>151868706magnets
>>151868383he looks cool here
>>151868706Uppercuts
>>151868706nerve gas
rude boy bobby brown
Cagefighting
>>151868750Does she have a flashlight in her ass?
>>151868790you don't?
>>151868801Not presently, no.
>>151868790sounds like you already know the answer to that question
>>151868843there are no stupid questions
gay ass walkout song, the bumfim meme ends tonight
Kek is this coldplay
I didnt post my picks, I want to tell you guys my picks have not been heemed.Bonfeem wins.
brown vs magny is the fight we all want to see dana
So Brown is finally fighting Bonfim? I suppose you can't run forever
Tunk tunk tunk sahur would've heemed both of these two cunts
people forget man Randy Brown was piecing JDM up before he got fluked
>couldn't even fill up 2 gamethreadsstate of the poofc
>black Mussolini be like
>>151868914he clearly slipped, getting a rematch after an easy win here
a rude nigga? thats that shit I like
Where is herzog?
>>151868750form is terrible, she needs to twist her hands at an angle otherwise this is working nothing. She's also flaring her elbows out too much.
>>151868916>3am and still whining about his brain not receiving sufficient dopamine hits through online friend simulation
No fights of substanceNo fights of consequenceNo future championsNo crowdTHIS is the UFC APEX.
>>151868948busy uhh doing something bitch
Randy Brown is one ugly fucking monkey ape
I like how brown moves
>>151868963>No future championshokit, i fear
if the nigga gets his leg broken do we have to take him behind the shed and put him down?
>>151868963Why would you stay up to watch something you clearly hate
Sweep the leg, johnny
motherfuckers throwin heat
>>151869003why would you fear that
brown getting totally outclassed
Browns leg is cooked
aspinall could never
That leg is DONE folks
jesus that was intentional as fuck. he was jabbing with eyepokes
brown lookin like prime herbert burns in there
Bonfim bros this nigga has big lips
>>151869070kek
are we sure theyre the same weight
filthy subhuman FREAKS in my screen.
Fighters that for me are the same:Randy Brown and Jalin Turner
idk man...someone's gonna get tagged!
Brown is downloading the data
>>151869012>stay upit's 2am on a saturday night you soft cunt
bro did i just they are advertising a khabib doll. he's been retired for 5 years lmao
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
EARLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
based
bonHEEEEEM
fixed fight
FAKE HEEMS
kneem early
mark smith the worst in the business does it again
WHAT A SHITTY STOPPAGE LMAO
HEEEM STOPPY
literally a perfect stoppage
good stoppage
HEEM RIGGY
This nigga actin like he wasn't completely fucking out on the mat lmao
>>151869003Fat middleweight
Good stoppage imo. Brown was limp
herzog wouldn't have done this he bet the house on randy brown
i can understand the ref here with the way brown fell, he looked dead until he hit the ground
did that nigga want to get beat up even more? lol
valid stoppy. he took long to do anything after getting dropped
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM (a little early tho)
HEEM SMITHY
too bad it wasn't Keith so we could get a Dom meltdown
lol great stoppage Mark
Another fixed fight
biggest dive I've seen yet
Fuck that was an early stoppage
>>151869141This. The gnp would've ended it in TKO.Okay stoppage.
fuckin HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
His head bounced, good stoppage
Nigga was cooked, he was set to eat a barrage of blows after that even if he woke up in time to defend
55 stoppage main card apologize to ari
>>151869088Being a nocturnal neet isn’t a flex
The ending that this shit card deserved
let's just take a moment to thank Dana "Rigmaster" White for putting on such a quality card and changing the lives of dedicated martial arts warriors across the globe (mostly poor parts)
Nah, watching the replay i think it was an okay stoppage. Could let him take a few shots but that was okay.
literally woke up because his head bounced on the mat, lol
how much did james krause have on bonfim?
These blackoids simply cannot fight. Just look at how the rest of the world has bent over aidsfrican countries at will and continues to do so (China). Weak little things, simple as.
KOBE
fight kinda sucked ngtl
buddy was outcomplaining with his arms up looking dizzy as fuck go sit down somewhere my boy
I WAN THANK JESOOS CHWIST FO MAKEY FITE FIX TANK U DANA AN FERTITTOS
>>151869126>>literally shelling up in anticipation of potential shots>>limplmao ok
maybe not that early stoppage desu he could have eaten probably 1-2 unnecessary shots here
Colbussy will duck
>>151869176its the weekend, actual incel. if you had a job you might recognize that. quit the projection little jeet faggot.
if you have an opinion on the stoppage you're a fucking caz
>>151869244he was fucking out, would just eat more shots there and then the ref would stop it anyway, he fell badly
BO NIGGER
>>151869289Really want to see him x rodolfo. Is it next week?
>>151869261working people don't stay up until 4am just cuz it's the weekend. especially not to watch something they hate just so they can pretend to have online friends
I woke up in time to see the celebration.
>>151869270>>he was fucking out
>>151869263>self reporting caz
honestly, that ended up being a pretty fun card
>>151869320i meant he was out of the fight, not actually out cold, although he did get clearly KO'd and woke up when his head bounced off the canvas
151869325kek, found one
>>151869261Why are is fucking angry lmao I’m up at 2 but if you don’t consider that late you’re probably a neet or druggy loser
Wtf is this hot mic talking shit on Bueno Silva hahaha
>kekEverything you need to know about this limp-dicked caz.
