Fat men slapping each other.
>>151867056watching the basho with my boys
we got the big wheelchair already
Kyonosato might have the worst body of any rikishi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psud-BJg6wLet it begin.
>>151867214At least he can get on the dohyo. Komanokuni on the other hand...
Oh neat, Yamato is back in Makushita. I wonder if he's bulked up, he was super skinny last time.
all the jk and jd lards make me so mad. im glad whenever one of them falls on their fat ass
>>151867300>Yamato>bulked upNever going to happen. Dewanojo eats all his chanko. He's a chikenbone for life.
>>151867369They are the true soul of sumo.
>>151867409they are a disgrace to the sport
>>151867436>IT'S NOT A FUCKING SPORT!!!
>>151867436>they are a disgrace to the sport
>>151867369>>151867436Jk and Jd should unironically have a weight limit. If you can't get to sandanme by the time you fatten up that much then you're forcibly kicked out for incompetence.
>>151867516They do.
most reluctant monoii ever.
>First monoii of the basho goes to a Futagoyama rikishiBased Miyabiyama giving the JSA headaches years after retirement.
umeboshi won that one fo sho
they tried to rob my boy Ume chan
He wrestles smart for a youngster. I hope he gets strong enough to rise up.
Tony Brundetto got handled easily
>>151867768Again, lol
Kikuchi almost reminds me of Kinbozan in stature.
Hansoku on Kikuchi. Anyone catch what it was?
>Only Futagoyama rikishi are getting monoiisNoticing....wait hairpull?
Kikuchi still gonna be a ghost on sumo food.
>>151868327I liked how he was fighting angry there though. Just needs to take 10% off
>>151868315>paraGOY
>>151868340Paragay* I'm watching midnight after all
i haven't watched since the basho before hoshoryu made yokozuna. is there somewhere i can binge every makuuchi match i missed since then?
>>151868469Not every match, but the official JSA YouTube channel has all the sanyaku matches.
Do you think Japanese women dream of being underneath sumo wrestlers?
Ngl I can't wait for Fujiryoga's (former Goshima) fight in his Juryo debut. He has that natural ogre physique, just like Kazuma.
>>151869019
>>151869019Not just the women.
Holy fuck being Kyoda must be suffering>Ascending>Hurt your knee, need surgery>Your rank plummets>For a very long time you're reduced to the cook of the stable>Finally get better, able to practice>Finally in the clear >Get hurt in the knee again>Fucking rinse, repeat
if only you knew how bad things really are
Dewanojo up next.
>>151869287>>151869254Kyoda on track to becoming the Kokuryunami of Futagoyama stable
>>151869534That's an absurd thing to say when Kikuchi exists.
TSUKIOKA MY BOI!!!!!!!! SMALL KINGS RISE UP!!!!!
>Not wanting to eat Denuma's dishes complete with forehead sweat
>>151869680His first ever win in Sandanme. Good on him.
>>151869690His umajark looked good.
this is the basho......the basho Takayasu wins...!
>>151868469Hop on BTDig and search 'Sumo MVGroup'. They have both the Grand Sumo Highlights and the full (top div) coverage I think. Goes back to about 2019 before seeds get shaky.
henkabro stepped out lol
lmao he henka'd in the tornado dashi too committed
nice spin move by gyoji-san
>K*senosato shinpan:/
Oh shit that woman with the eternal bitch face who's there for the entire basho is in the crowd.
>>151871043I saw a white "woman" a couple rows back on the east side who looks like "she" is probably about 6'3" 250.big wheelchair time
>>151871043I've seen her smile. I am blessed.>>151871137Big yikes.
>>151871161get that thing on the dohyo stat
>>151871161anime fans are disgusting Japan really needs to make homosexuality illegal
>>151871206I agree, if only to see your gay ass in a cell. Faggot.
Nuggers should really have put this one away by now, its shamfur dispray if Jokic has to take the floor in the 4th
>>151871278Retard.
oops wrong tab lol
I will redeem basho thank you
SINLGE PACK MINI HOLY SHIT
>>151871302
Soma gets a win. How does Futagoyama do it? How does he make his rikishi so strong?
sumo family's stream just disappeared & sb design never showed up yet. Leo dick is still there and theres a new abema streamer too, Sunday morning sumo. the selection on YouTube is getting thin, I don't like this one bit
VPN+ABEMA chads just keep winning
COUSIN INCOMING
Daihisho has some good shiko. I can already feel the evil spirits leaving the dohyo. This will be a good basho.
>>151871469can I watch abema via jap vpn? I have tons of those
>>151871666That's the only way you can, Mr. Satan.
>>151871679how come the links aren't in the OP
>>151871739Don't blame me.
>>151871739Because I only made the thread because 1) no one else had2) the obnoxious Dan spammer hadn't
>>151871833That's not an excuse for a bad OP.
>>151871840It's better than yours.
love this yobidashi
WAKABRO???
>>151871873I didn't even make one, and yours is still worse.
>>151871901Waka-no
>>151871916And yet here you are posting. Curious!
>>151871936It was first. That doesn't make it good.
>>151871916>>151871936It's the first thread of the basho, could you two keep it in your pants until the third one at least?
>>151871979No.
'member when Bushozan was Makuuchi?
Great match for Wakamiyabi.
this guy thought he was Ura lmao
>Day 1>Dohyo already looks cracked to fuck and extremely scuffedSeems a bit odd, normally it gets through at least a few days before drying out to that point. This shit looks like it normally does towards the end of the tournament.
>>151872218They're bad horizontal cracks too. Must be weird humidity in Kyushu.
>>151871833why does people having enthusiasm for one of the most exciting new wrestlers upset you so badly?
>>151872223According to weather report, 15-23C at 80% humidity. Baffling. The tawara looks all washed out and uneven too. Mebbe it's just a bad color balance on the stream I'm watching making it look different to usual.
I like the cracks, gots fuckloads of dat wabi-sabi aesthetic
dam that Fukuzaki can sumo real good
wtf I thought Chiyomaru was retired?
>>151872298>>151872281It'd be fine for day 15, but there's nothing like the fresh, new day 1 dohyo. Feels bad, man.
CHIYOMARU
the comeback begins, the maru is gonna make it back to juryo in 2026
Mita still here in Juryo lol
did someone fuck up the woodblock timing there?
>>151872309>Bad dohyo clay/build>Washed out vibe on streams>Fat boi chair wheeled out in only the fourth match of the dayFeeling slightly cursed at this point. Worried something actually bad is gonna happen this basho. Yes I'm superstitious, but so are the japs. Hope someone makes sure to splash a lot of extra sake and throw a fuck load of salt on that ring before someone gets hurt.
Fujiryoga entrance. The guy monstered Makushita since his MsTD60 debut.
Kusano is Yoshinofuji now. huh
Okaryu on day one LETS FUCKING GO
>>151872524Hell yeah mah Tatsunamiggers.
I hear he makes a mean natto omelet.
Onogawa Oyakata.even his nipples are muscular
Dumb question: What YT channel is this format from? When I started watching sumo ~2 yrs ago, it was on the channel with this format. Any idess as to what the channel is?
>>151872685The fuck are you talking about?
>>151872685Goddamn forgot pic cuz of phone captcha
Wakanosho wrecked that mong real good
>>151872708Natto. He's not on YouTube anymore.
shiden thinking he might need to henka just to survive
>>151872703Goddamn, that was a fast reply. Dunno if the YT channel got shadowbanned, cuz I saw it once later. For whatever reason, I was too retarded to save it. The stats are the perfect overlay to a match. Google was a faggot when I tried
Goshima doesn't look like an ugly bastard anymore with his hair slicked back like that.
goshima
>>151872772Ur a faget.
Goshima looks really aerodynamic at the tachiai with his hair like that, looks like a cycling time trial helmet
>>151872792Aerodynamic'd his way to a free day one win.
>>151872774Oh wait, nevermind. Kazuma was the ugly bastard. I'm starting to get the Juryo sleepys.
Asasuiryu: Enho part II - the shortening
>>151872743Nigger christ. Thank you for your help. Everything was so clean-cut in that overlay. Despite my not speaking moonrune, it explained so much more than the English-speaking folks on the NHK broadcast with their feeble, uninformative overlay
>>151872814Enho wishes, lol
>>151872819the n word is racist
>>151872819You sound really dumb.
Himukamaru's belt is a sweet colour.
>>151872804'tweren't free by a long shot, took him 20 years of hard labor to make his legs that powerful
>>151872856Yeah no shut up, Goshima was born as a human ogre.
>>151872876just like you were born gay
>>151872890lol, got him
>>151872890Fuck me in the ass and call my your baby girl, daddy.
that woman on the west side with the purple shirt with the faces on it, who's face is that? is that a takanosho shirt?
looks like either Takanosho or Hakuho
>>151872931
taker is seated
>>151872999Good, no need to tax an already unstable structure.
>>151872946Looks like Hakuho. Or possibly laughing Terunofuji? Some sort of Mongolian anyway.
Wow what a shit fight.>Tachiai>Everyone slips and puts their hands down>Someone gets called the winnerLmao
UPDATED
>>151873039>Shishi>Marvelthe wall-eyes say it all
OH FUCK TIME FOR TAKERUFUJI
>>151873039>Shishi>Marvellmfao he's so god damn retarded it's almost charming
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>hiradoumi - nonewhat a chad. anime is for faggots
>>151873125No, it just means he's dumb and boring. The question was also favorite movie. What kind of sad cunt doesn't have a favorite movie?
ASANOYAMATIME TO SLAY SOME PUSSY
taker would've gotten nishikigi out easy if he didn't have weak wimpy legs
>Ozeki
:(
>Takerufuji loses>Asanoyama loseswhat
juryo title favorites all dropping their openers
>>151873183They should've focused on doing their own brand of sumo.
>>151873150he was out at "da klub" drinking with whores until half an hour after dawn today, probably still a little drunk during the bout
TERU SPOTTED
DAN
anyone got the webm of Teru laughing at Hoshoryu in the tunnel?
sneaky chinaman stole that one from kagayaki
Asahakuryu gonna repeat
>Mita>Asanoyama>TakerufujiEvery single favourite to win ate shit day one. Everyone except Fujiryoga.
Mita's staying in juryo
I am ready.For Aonishki to win this with 11/4.
>>151873039Hiradoumi - Nonebased
>>151873301I don't know who's list of favorites you're using, but if Asahakuryu isn't on it, it's trash.
>>151873302his bag of manlet tricks can only fool his competitors so long, once they figure him out its over for him. he'll have to learn to win by wrestling or he won't last long
>>151873317I'd rather be trash than support Asah*kuryu.
>>151872828Nothing in that post to suggest such a thing, unless you worship niggers and that word triggered you.
>>151873334Supporting someone and recognizing them as a favorite isn't the same thing, Neville.
>>151873339Natto's layout is gay and so are you.
>>151873353Grow a sense of humour you genuine faggot.
Dan is looking to be in the best shape he has ever been in, much bigger & stronger looking than in September. Zensho from him would not surprise me.
>>151873375You first.
>>1518733778-7
>>151873389Its telling that even the most devoted Dan detractor can't conceive of him putting up at least a KK
>>151873229just the pic
Still prefer Hosh's dohyo-iri to 'sato's.
>>151873411thanks boss
Hosh's entrance sucks. zero hinkaku. and those aprons are completely gay
Alright ladsday one here we goooooooooooooooo
UNCLE WAKA IS HERE ABEMA OZUMO RIBAL
classic shonannoumi
>>151873429>>>/wsg/6024279forgot this commentary was from the same webm lol
>Tokihayate: screw Amori prefecture
>>151869019If they're Ozeki yes. Although not sexually.
Ryuden will spend all that kensho on abortions
embarrassing
>>151869019The Sumo fans do.
>>151873584>>151873612
Roga is so handsome
>>151873618You spelled 'incompetent' wrong
Shishi has taken the black.
Just push you OAF!
very fun boutthought shishi had it for a moment there
drunk shishi
Sheesh almost had him
Either Shishi has leveled up to be nearly on the level of a sanyaku fixture or Daieisho doesn't have his full power back yet.
>>151873659Shish has always had potentialPeople just meme on him because of his derpy face
>>151873659The latter. Shishi was way too hesitant there. He kept going for a pull instead of just pushing Daieisho out at the edge.
>flying backwards>your opponent loses before you can>join the crowd>do a sweet flipJust another bog standard bout for our favourite flying monkey
>LET THIS BASHO TO ME...
>>151873679LeaveI'm both correcting your English and giving you an order.
KinboSTRONK
did he really just call this nigga speedy gonzales
ABEMA has (rightly) abandoned the Stunto POV and has replaced it with camera-on-a-stick POV
Abi > Abi lite
Obby
Where is it
NIPPON IS UNDER ATTACK
>>151873753Dewanojo fell over and triggered a quake alarm
Atami doesn't do that 'grabbing the other guy's belt to make sure he doesn't fall' bullshit
>>151873411I wish I had a higher res version of him in jail
>Atamifuji push>loseTRUST THE PLAN
yoshinopassport
>>151873739RIP Suomi
Hakuoho gonna beat HorseSHITryu tonight
Tamawashed
So was that tournament in London rigged so the spectators had fun? Seemed like a lot of staged matches. Not like they were competing for ranks or anything
>>151873812Yes. It's called ana-zumo, literally “flower sumo.”
>>151873817I would say better late than never, but that looks like it's already been chewed on.
>here's that kid we were telling you about
>>151873822*hana-zumo
>>151873812they've have played for keeps if rank was at stake and there was enough prize money on the line. even with playing it safe and faking everything, takayasu still got a back injury that is going to end up costing him a valuable sanyaku slot
>>151873830the rest of his body shrinked but his head is lagging behind badly
hiradoumi the anti-anime chad beats kawaii smiler sissytakanosho 3-12 incoming
>>151873850what the fuck are you even taking about
Is Oho ready to step up from being a joi regular to being a sanyaku regular or will he flub it again
>>151873859
>>151873863flub it again
>>151873859No one knows.
Oho manhandled him, message sent. The Oho era is here
DAN TIME
holy crap look at all those banners for Dan
>>151873888This will never make sense.
go white girl go
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
?
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>Dan the Terrible>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
Dan is there, thats ozeki level sumo he is doing
>>151873893just you wait, it'll be 2033 before you know it
>>151873917That doesn't change the fact that Aonishiki is never going to grow 15cm taller.
>>151873921He is only 21, he can still grow taller
>>151873917it feels like it was 2010 just yesterday
>>151873923I know you're still clinging to hope, but that's not how it works, buddy.
>>151873924Seriously though...
>>151873926what if everyone who isn't short retires before 2033 and dan is the only guy left over 180cm
>>151873931He'll still never be Baruto.
Kirishima had no chance in that match with Dan, Dan was just too strong, Kirishima couldn't move him or do anything to him.
ACL not required.
You don't need knees if the other guy just decides to hug you I guess
>Kotozakura's knees aren't read-ACK!!!!!
>>151873938Dumb fanboy. He actually held up pretty well.
They might not be perfect but those knees are good enough
Damn fine performance from kotozakura and his new gravel knees.
>>151873935he could do that if he wanted to, he is the strongest guy in the sport
Hoshoryu looks sweaty... I'm worried.
Predict Aonishiki's four guaranteed defeats:>Onosato (the most powerful rikishi in the banzuke)>Hoshoryu (Aonishiki is still the Yokozuna's kryptonite, but it's possible)>Hakuoho (young and powerful, maybe?)>Kotozakura (forma monoii and torinaoshi until Kotozakura's weight breaks Aonishiki)
Welcome back, Horseshitryu.
Kinboshiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Dispensed.
classic hosh
I thought they were going to monoii that
>>151874001Don't start
>lost the same way as he did to onosato during the playoff
>>>/xs/247404>>>/xs/247407
>>151873956this one knewthey could see the future in the sweat
>>151873989Dan is more solid this time, he knows his opponents better and he is heavier and stronger then ever. 14-1 is his probable finish, zensho is in the cards for him. he wants to level up and isn't going to take "no" or "wait until next time" for an answer
>>151874025Yeah, but I'm also >>>/xs/247407
>>151873834why am I not surprisedbeing a Takayasu fan is suffering
>>151874028This basho is a contest between Aonishiki & Onosato. Hosh just isn't on their level
so this is what a yokozuna's sumo looks like
>>151873989Onosato, Hakuoho, and then two absolutely random ones you won't see coming
I liked that use of the abdomen by Onosato, he isn't on Giku's level with that move, but its nice to see someone still using it well
>>151873989>Aonishiki is still the Yokozuna's kryptoniteThey've only fought twice. Chill.
>Today's victories for the sanyaku form an L-shape that corners Hoshoryu.KINO
>>151874064what's the score look like?
>>151874065it's like pottery
>>151874067You can't know until it's over. They're both young and will likely fight each other many times over their career.
>>151874105I think you quoted the wrong post or misread the question as you have linked the match history for two random rikishi. The question was specifically about the current score in the Aonishiki and Hoshoryu matchup.any idea what that is?
>>151874115He knew what he was saying and so do you.
Oh shit! New basho?!
IRON SHIKI BREAK YOUR BACK. MAKE YOU HUMBLE. FUCK THE HULK HOSHORYU
There is no Natto sumo on U-tube any moar :(Where would an anon find a good summary vid similar to Natto?
>>151875473He was chased one too many times on youtube by the NHK ninjas. he had like a year's tenure on rumble but that also fell through. Don't know where else he's uploading his stuff, but I recall him having a dicksword at one time.That said, idk maybe Don Don? He's missing out on a third of the bouts each day, but can't think of anyone closer.
>>151875473>>151875664Just don't snitch!theforevercove.comlarge sushi
This is my third basho actually following this shit, used to just watch recaps then natto now i have realized that maegeshira roughly starts when i wake upSo today i watched it liveThanks for reading my blogFucking Hoshoryu
kyushu 2026 sanyaku banzuke leaked *REAL*Y1E Taiho Y1W OnosatoY2E KotozakuraO1E Taihoo O1W WakamotoharuS1E Fujiryoga S1W DaieishoK1E Shishi K1W Kinbozan
https://youtu.be/155zVUFb9hIwhat rule applies to the Hoshoryu match so he lost?
>>151876459Flying in the air outside of the dohyo rule
>>151876231Hell yeah!!! Pole bro. I can't thank you enough.
>new Basho starts off with Hosh giving out another KinboshiOh boy, clown Basho to end the year, here we go.
>>151873477What is Onoshoryu's power level?
187 kg and moving like thatthat boy is something special
>>151876446I think Oho could make Ozeki next year, but I don't think he has the balls to change his shikona to Taiho, even if he makes Yokozuna.>>151877996Onosato is gonna Yusho, so no clown basho this time.
>>151878497yeah thats why i put him at ozeki as 大鵬凰
>>151873989He loses to Wakamotoharu, obviously. Him and Onosato are the only ones he struggles with consistently. The rest are all coinflips at best.
Hakuoho also has a decent record against Onosato, could he get a double kinboshi this basho?
>>151881108I feel like he can if i'm being honestHakuoho becoming the modern Akinoshima at this rate
>>151873830what do we reckon Keisho's IQ is? seriously look at the size of this guy's fucking head what thoughts are brewing inside that watercooled RGB system up there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnt2If79M0wTop Juryo + Full Makuuchi replay
Wait? You guys actually thought Hosho would be good Yokozuna? LOL! He can be more charming and charismatic outside of the ring, moreso than Onosato, but he fully lucked into being Ozeki and Yokozuna. Hes always going to be a Jokozuna
hoshoryu 14-1 incoming
>>151885630
>that little nod of respect between Onosato and Takayasu after the bout
bros I miss hakuho
>>151886626I don't.
>>151886662you are gay!
>>151886801Not for Cuckaho, I'm not.
>>151887090you are cuck!
>With Dan's 2-0 record against Hoshoryu he's sure to winWhy don't you go marry a record if you love them so much? WMH was something like 13-3 against Oho going into day one.
>>151875473There's a couple of channels, not run by him, that still upload his videos. One is a hyper-autistic russian lad who does his own translation/narration over the footage all in one go, and there's a filipino dude who uploads just the footage as is but usually 12 hours- a day late.also: >>151876231 based
>>>/xs/247204
I came here to laugh at Nephew.
>>151891581>
>>151891581>When Hoshoryu loses on the first day he gets a call from UncleHosh will finish 14-1 if he got the call.
>>151891581one of the oyakatas wrote a newspaper editorial about how bad hosh ishttps://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/11/10/articles/20251110s00005000058000c.html
>>151892611Ill wait for chris to read it in a video
>>151892611>one of the oyakatasIt's Tochinoshin.
>>151893681Close, it was Tochiazuma
onosato a strong favorite against hakuoho tonight according to the bookies
>>151893872Also wrong, it was Tamanoi.
>>151894269wrong, it was Tamaasuka
>>151894301Don't be facetious, Poland.
It was kind of tragic that nobody even threw a zabuton
>>151894499Fukuoka is the one place they're bolted down.
>>151894499are they nailed down in kysushu? one of the regional venues immobilized them
>>151894526OhThat is also tragic
they should bring horse sashimi to thrown when horseSHITryu loses
>>151894559You should bring a noose and use it.
>>151894573you're favorite mong lost and now u mad as asf lolololthis guy actually likes horseSHITryu lololol
I hope when you grow your first pube, you'll look back at your behavior here and realize it's far better to be a horse than a jackass.
Please stop referring to him as "Horse", "Horseryu", "Horseshitryu", "Yokozuma" or anything related to my noble species. Associating horses with the worst yokozuna of all time is anti-equine hate speech.
Is there anyone like Natto anymore? I hate these English commentators.>check Discord to make sure I'm referencing the correct uploader>it's not there
>>151894907Read the thread.
>>151894914What a coincidence. I got to this post (>>151871799) and interpreted to mean I will not find what I'm looking for.
>>151894980An incredibly bad interpretation. I'll repeat myself. Don't blame me.
Today's action has commenced
Shunta is up tonight, with a 5-2 he stands a chance of getting promoted to sandanme before he turns 16, a rare feat this century. Terutsuyoshi was one of those cases
Ah!
I missed yesterday. Did anything happen?
small setback for the future yokozuna koga
>>151895187Hakuoho kinboshi on Hoshoryu. That's about it.
>>151895199Okay thanks
>>151895014>An incredibly bad interpretation.Thanks, cousin.
>>151895313I am not your kin. Delete this.
*kyujos*
>>151894710Ummmaaaaaa
>>151895793Stop doing this.
Stretcher out. I was watching football and missed what happened.
rikishi down! i repeat rikishi down!
Looks like his arms are moving, so that's good.
>>151895909I think think his leg was fucked he was grabbing his knee
>>151895930Yeah, I just watched it. Totally fucked. It just popped.
Where does koga go next honestly. His chanko is by far the worst, he can't go open a restaurant, can't be a coach, probably too retarded to be a janitor
>>151896462
Not a good day for the Dateno* brothers.
>>151895147Henka'd
>>151896951if he was older and wiser he would've seen that coming, the guy he was going up against has no business being ranked that high in the division, a henka was his only realistic chance of winning.
LeDick is the only remaining youtube live viewing option. Sumo Family and SB Design both got shoah'd by Abema
VPN chads just keep winning.
Just use a vpn and go to abema you fucking zoomers
That was one of the funnies matta I've seen
AmeriDan off to a winning start
>>151896485It's not hard to climb back up when your best is bottom of jonidan
>>151898528Middle of jonidan, thank you very much.
Nigazuchido's match coming up soon, Kiss beya chad is gonna whomp him all the way back to africa
>>151898736Cool it with the racism.
Where can i watch it
>>151898911Twitch, YouTube, or VPN + ABEMA
>>151898911mexico
ikazuchido ginna get ripped to shreds by sengaku's jagged hairline
>>151899121Why are you like this, just fucking talk about sumo, it's not hard.>>151899127Sengaku's skull really is something unique. We must fuse him with Kaisho to lump maxx.
>>151899149>just fucking talk about sumoIf he did, it would just be "horse this" and "horse that." Is that what you want?
>>151898736>>151899127ummmm racist bros??
>>151898736That's your "chad"? Can't even henka properly, lol. Yokozuna Nelly in 2030
https://youtu.be/7T-crxOR63k?t=7
I'm flagging... if I fall asleep, somebody give my energy to Gojinyu.
Oshoryu wins, but HORSEshoryu can'tlol
>>151898942Url?
>>151899705twitch.tvyoutube.comabema.tv
>>151899353the time has come. everyone doubt him. JSA writed him off.
I got on my jap vpn and opened up abema.tv >service not available in your area
man call me reddit but I hope Enho manages to get that last salaried tournament he needs to become a coach or whatever, little bastard has earned it at this point
>>151899827he didn't earn it yet, thats why he is still competing.and I hope he never gets it, his "style of sumo" isn't even real sumo, he henkas every tachiai and mattas nearly every time too and he fights like a pussy
What do you think the Sumo Association's response will be when it finally comes out that Hoshoryu bets against himself?
>>151899877Enho is a disgrace, his style is like a mockery of sumo. He should be kept out even if he manages the bare minimum to qualify, kabus are limited and theres others that are much, much more deserving. I hope he breaks his little pansy neck again and spends the rest of his manlet life in a miniature wheelchair.
Nice stuff from Mudoho. That outer leg trip, thats real sumo.
Do you guys actually think Miyabiyama is a shit coach or do you think they just edit out all the coaching from the videos since their competitors could be watching
enho is epic
enho is septic
/sumo/ is a pro-enho genny
>>151900128I have no horse in this race, except Moriurara. And you can always bet on loss.
Re-watched Roga's day 1 bout. Fujinokawa false started on him, he got fucked by a bad judge.
>>151900144HAHA
RIP Mita, that might be bad.
midnightsumo really bans people for asking for the injury replays even though abema themselves show one lol what a faggot
>>151900250>>151900264Looks like a bad sprain. Hopefully it didn't tear any ligaments.
If Mita's knees go now in juryo does he have hopes of ever reaching makuuchi? I know ura's got knees held together with duct tape but he can do backflips and other crazy shit, he can't be the norm. I haven't been watching long enough to know how it plays out after injuries in juryo.
>>151900264Dude has a pissy fit over everything then simps for whatever female mod or streamer talks in his chat. Gives me arcadum vibes.
>>151899885promotion to double Yokozuna for being such a chad
>>151900264There are other streams you can watch you know
>>151900340I know, I just wanted to shit on him. He deserves it.
>>151900264just watch avoidingthehenka on kick.
>>151900276
>>151900375extra knee joints like that must really help in sumo
>>151900372for me it's leo
>>151900375Oh, that might be a dislocated knee after all. Damn.
damn rip Mita
>Monoiis have been disproportionately Futagoyama rikishi>And now Mita fucking diesGod I fucking hate Miyabiyama. He brings his rikishi nothing but woe.
>>151900455What do you mean, he takes them to only the best all-you-can-eat slophouses
>>151900087A bit of both. I think they hide it but results still talk and his best rikishi survives on 7-8s.
Fujinokawa is locked the fuck in this basho.
there will be a third top division henka tonight
Ladies and gentlemen your July champion absolutely slaying the eternal S1e Daieisho.
Dark shishi
nice force push by shishi
THE FLYING MONKEY, TOBIZARU. HE IS GOOD AT DARTS, I TRIED TO BEAT HIM AND COULDN'T. HE WENT UP AGAINST SHISHI BUT SHISHI... ATE HIS LUNCH.
Time traveller here. That was the first win of Ichiyamamoto's 14-1 yusho.
>>151900375>>151900385Rumor of ACL tear.
Atamin you stupid fat fuck.
classic shodai
I had the image ready and the captcha solved. Then he went and won.
>>151900630How nice, filling in for suomibro
Still devastated that Kusano didn't change his shikona to Kusanofuji (草ノ富士).
total zoomer deah
We're in the Dark Shishi era
So low, for so long
>>151900689In the end he had nothing on the great former komusubi Oshoma
>threw it in his facelmao
Random Japanese on Twitter said Mita walked himself to the car that took him to the hospital. I don't know what that means even if true though.
Dark Blue is the most NPC mawashi colour out there
now THAT was some manslapping
Daddy gets it done.
Wow, that was some fun tsuppari.
S1e about to slay former S1e.
SAYHISNAME
Hakuoho has a chance to do a funny
Hope Aonishiki didn't hurt anything there. He was a bit slow up but he seemed fine doing sonkyo.
>>151900751Z
>>151900775landed flat on his back it can't have felt good
>>151900775Landed flat on his back, so probably took the wind out of him. But it didn't look like an odd angle so should be fine.Also the dohyo just got 1cm taller
>>151900775He landed flat so probably just got the wind knocked out of him.
>>151900771People have forgotten that he's the prodigal rikishi of the greatest Yokozuna of all time.
IRON SHIKI BREAK HIS OWN BACK. MAKE YOU HUMBLE.
wakatakaKWABE
The time of the Wakabros is over. This is the age of Ozekis Aonishiki and Oho.
>>151900785Hasn't he spent more time in Isegahama than Miyagino already?
Oho-bros we're so fucking going to yusho this basho I can feel it in my bones
>>151900716NPC is, Ironically, zoomer NPC terminology. Sounds 10x gayer than normie. White college girls that have never touched a video game are saying NPC because everyone else is
it's over
Did anyone doubt?
>>151900837It's hakuohover.
noooo
He's just too big and too strong. Hakuoho tried to beat him at his own game and just fucking couldn't.
hakuoho sisters...our response?
>>151900870I knew he would win the moment hakuoho baited the matta out of him. It pissed him off.
>>151900823fucking lel
>>151900877His eyes were all over the place before the tachiai. He's either taking some funky pills or genuinely insane.
cupping marks are very disrespectful
>>151900805I think we can agree that the proper terminology is "normalfag".
Nobdog? An Yokozuna? Yeah right>>151900889agreed
bodied
Lol I thought Hosh was going to slip there
That might be the fastest I've seen a rikishi get forced backwards. Takanosho might have whiplash after that.
>>151900805>normie>NPCThe term is normalfag.
Taka-no-show
Pretty mid day today. For half if the joi it's basically about who's less injured. Hate to see Waka like this especially. Should've sat out.>>151900891Nah. Self-conscious fatties wear black.
>>151900919>Nah. Self-conscious fatties wear black.I've been found out.
>>151900912There were rumours of ACL damage, and he always tanks hard after double digit wins.
It's takayasu's time
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/1ot5je8/ochirsaikhan_takes_on_the_shikona_of_63rd/Fucking called it. Ochilsaikan is debuting under the shikona of Asahifuji. Being given a Yokozuna's shikona on debut is a huge statement.
Guys... i love sumo
What's the longest reasonable time it can take someone to reach juryo before you can say they never will
>>151900955Wakatakamoto has been in professional sumo 16 years and his highest rank is Ms7.
>>151900947>inb4 he gets injured in makushita and becomes eternal makushitter
for me, it's Wakawakawaka
>>151901005You and pacman
Watching juryo right now since I missed it. Tamashoho v Kitanowaka was really good. And damn it looked like Mita's leg bent over backwards.
>>151901005For me it's Wakadeutschamoto.
>>151900947is this the mong that has been mogging every sekitori in his stable?
>>151901292That's the one Isegahama couldn't debut because of the foreigner limit, yes. He's been training with high-rankers for a while now. Should tear through the lower divisions, but we won't really know what's what until he reaches Makuuchi.
Nobody is ever going to want that name again now that its been on a mong.
>>151894710>yokozumaHadn't heard that one before. From now on I'll use it to discribe all the mongolzunas we've had so far.
kusano got son'd hard by tommy
I've been away for a while. Did that anon ever finish the new bingo card?
Abibros! We are so back!
does anyone have a webm of takayasu giving dan CTE in september?
I made a template for you guys
>>151902541Fuck off
Wakamiyabi is up next for a knee injury, he won but he landed pretty heavily on his knee
>>151902541thats cool anon, that other anon was just having a bad day
>>151902625>>151902541Samefag
>>151901005For me, it's wakakakakawa
>>151900955It took Kyokunankai twelve years to make salary. He went on to make top division once too.
Imagine tearing your knee apart just to beat Kagayaki.
Rip Mita we hardly knew you. Trannytame must be secretly happy now that mita won’t leave him behind after than yusho he must have been getting nervous. I think Trannytame has a higher chance of making it big in makuuchi than mita anyway
>>151903184I just realized he didn't even win. Fucking LOL!
>>151903243>american>obsessed with tranniesmany such cases
Reminder that Fujiryoga is HIM.
Fujiryoga is a gay emo band from the early aughts?
>>151903458You always seethe about it but it's not weird to laugh at nabatame sending pictures of his dick to a tranny. It's uncommon for rikishi to do embarrassing faggot shit like that openly.
It's pretty weird to bring up an unsubstantiated rumor all the time. Were you the tranny he sent the pic to or something?
>>151903960I'm unaware of this accusation but if it is in fact true I retract my previous post
new thread>>151904087>>151904087>>151904087>>151904087
>>151900288>Gives me arcadum vibes.Man it's been a while since I've heard that name.
>>151903458Don't try to kink shame Trannytame he has a taste for ladyboys and there's nothing wrong with that.
>>151904148Why would oho's dad have the pic, is he the tranny?
>>151904162He has a sumo shitposting show on YT.
>>151894526Games gone
>>151903243Or Nabatame is sad that his childhood friend potentially had a serious injury and hopes he can recover from it quickly.
