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krak
Celebrini on top.
How many tonight?
>>151870609>>151870609>>151870609>>151870609>>151870609>>151870609
>*DUNDUNDUNDUN*BUT!!>*DUNDUNDUNDUN*BUT!!>*DUNDUNDUNDUN*BUT!!
Go Sharks!
uh ohpoppy briefs
>>151870634ai generated character
>>151870627yeah, on top this DICK
Wear the poppy
>>151870642I'll check mine but I think they're clean
my sabres
I'm a woman
>>151870627Sad
>>151870662tits or gtfo
>>151870639>Karlsson is actually doing well on the penguins nowwhat the fuck
If you think about it, we really are all Canucks
even when the sharks arent strong, they're fun
>>151870662wear the poppy
>>151870684All together, all in really.
>>151870691jesus that jersey has it all, im into it
Wear your FUCKING poppy
this oilers game looks like its going to be a brutal slurper
>>151870686can't believe the "this is my first sharks game (sharks are being outscored by 9 goals)" image is not apart of this collage
>>151870653get back on the ice smitty
>>151870705>>151870714
KWAB
this might be ducks worst defeat yet
>>151870710JEN
>>151870717dig the fuck in
>>151870714I ate some questionable food and tok a really big poppy earlier
>>151870718that needs to be included
>>151870733I’d love a couple Bo’s right now.
>>151870723thats classy as well but its hard to argue with legion shields on each shoulder and a FREAKING PANORAMA of ww1. the petes stand alone
>>151870739
>>151870744We don't call them that here. Read the fucking sign when you come in
The ducks coach looks like a pedophile.
>>151870761>when its feminine
>>151870718>>151870751
>rags shut out at home againHow can a team be pretty good on the road by abysmal at home?
>>151870767woodcroft is the assistant coach tho
>>151870767This is the 2nd time you've posted this and no one laughed the first time either
LOL the ducks arent' going to be able to afford this team after this year.
>>151870757They're all wearing their poppies
>>151870783lmao welcome to the rice fields mother fucker
>>151870762sorry I'll read the /hoc/ sticky tomorrow morning
DUCKS SCAAAAAAAAR
QUACK
>>151870637>>151870723Raped
QUACK QUACK
how mad is he right now?
Why are the Knights playing Drew McIntyre's song after they got scored on?
>>151870828he's irritated
ducks
>>151870828peevish
How is it fair only 3 of their guys are under 6 feet tall?
>>151870828peckish
>>151870828genuinely ticked
I am at a complete loss for words! The Leafs won 5 out of 6 games, then they lost one, and you guys are, yet again, in here saying they won't make the playoffs and to tank for McKenna. It's really sad that you have this little faith in the team! I'm not gonna call out dooming because I am not the first person to do that, and it would fall on deaf ears, but I have some genuine questions for you! Do any of you have realistic expectations for the team? (as in, not expecting them to win every game, which is pretty much impossible) And what kind of loss is acceptable? You guys often say it's "not that they lose, it's how they lose", yet this is my second season on this sub, and I have yet to see them lose a game and have this sub not think the sky is falling!
>>151870847Is this team America??? Or is there another NHL team with a higher % of Americans on it
>boilers
Not reading all that idc
>laffs
lmao Skinner
scaaaarrrr makarrrrrrrrrr
oilels gonna lel
Maybe the real defense were the injuries made along the way.
>nucks>ducks>shorks
>>151870762The only thing im cumming in is your mom sister and girlfriend bro
>>151870905i dont think that is the real defense anon
>>151870847manlets not allowed
the most dangerous player tonight
Ducks are such fucking weebs
Imagine cheating on Tate Mcrae. Is life as an NHLer really that good?
'eads
>>151870914His mom's sister's girlfriend?
makar is from calgary so that was basically another W for my flames
>>151870932AIDS
Bruins WIN
>>151870875I got chatgpt to summarize it. They’re frustrated that after the Leafs won 5 of their last 6 games, fans are already panicking over one loss and talking about missing the playoffs or tanking. They question whether people here have realistic expectations, pointing out that no team wins every game, and they’re tired of the constant overreaction after every loss.
also, Air Force won today
>>151870828
>>151870954still not reading all that, summarize it again
>>151870933dude even in juniors you get 9's and 10's literally throwing themselves at you, i cant imagine the level of pussy that gets thrown at nhl'ers
>>151870964Based
DARTMOUTH!!!
my avies!! :))makar!!
lmao @ McDavid for taking a paycut for a team that unironically thinks Skinner is a viable starter.
scaaaarrrrrr makarrrrrrrrrrr first period hat trick watch
>>151870964They’re annoyed that fans panic after one loss and doubt the Leafs despite their good record.
holy crap the lel'ing by the oilels is out of control
>>151870986still won't. summarize it in 1 word
>>151870966it's the new romance girls like now. They moved on from Basketball players to now Hockey players
my avies are too strong!! :))
>>151870830>>151870854>>151870934>>151870959>>151870976Why are you so raped and retarded
>>151871000dude... i played juniors in the 90's its never been nba up here
my avies!!! :)))landeskog!
>>151870981mcdavid can't handle pucks either
>>151870966If only I were good at hockey
eat shit, Notre Dame
M A C K ACK
SSCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LANDESKOG
ekblad's washed
HELL YEAH MACKLINBROS
>soilers
LMAO SKINNER
city of edmonton holding open tryouts after the 1st period
CHALLENGE! PLZ REFS SAVE US AGAIN!
Redpill me on Celebrini.
How do I cope that I will never even be on a highschool team?
>>151870938Fuck another one throw her on the pile i guess
whose dick is thinner: skinner, or binner?
knights and ducks is kino so far, the ducks look good bro's maybe after 3 years the "exciting season" posts have manifested into reality>>151870835they play a lot of E-God tracks desu
the best player edmonton has produced is stuart skinner meanwhile calgary has cale makar and matt rempe what went wrong?
>>151871012why is nobody hugging him :(
>offside for landeskog's goal
AIIIIIEEEE REFFIES MY OILERS ARE GETTING FUCKED SAVE US
>>151871060He's prime fuckmeat.
Has Lukas Reichel ever scored in the NHL?
MY AVIES! :)))
>offsidesfucking AGAIN
>refs save me ACK
A very exciting team this San Jose Sharks team is
were entering the age of celebrini
>>151871088weeeeeeeell to be fair moose is from a suburb of edmonton.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
our nuckies need to scar a goal next period if they want to win
>>151871090edmonton seems to have a toxic locker room
>>151871031Why are you raped?
Who should be on Big Macks line at the Olympics?
>>151871121a time to celebrate
heading down to mcdavids for some intermission slop
>>151871063It wasn't that exciting and we lost in the final in both hockey and football (not handegg) from an own goal by the same guy.
Bennett wants no part of that excitement
>>151871176just say soccer if you're talking about soccer retard
Why have the reffies given my Oilies a dozen penalties in the first period
Why isn't anybody talking about my sharks scoring?
got bodied by connections today
Why the rangers really fucking suck
I made some mac n cheese for these final games of the night
>>151871210I'm listening to the nucks games tonight oceanbro
>>151871176>>151871194interesting, i didnt realize how much i needed a swedebro fight until now.... continue
>>151871194How about no? The sport where people use their feet to handle a ball is called football. That other "sport" where people use their hands to handle an egg is called handegg.
why the fuck is draisaitl on the pk
>>151871060he's the zoomer bedard was supposed to be
>>151871194you mean Calcio?
>>151871194Based swede>>151871231Cringe swedeSoccer is gay
>>151871231ok reddit
>>151871231you're making it complicated for literally no reason other than being an arrogant retard, people know it as soccer so just say soccer to make it easy to understand
>>151871232Oilers are shit so they need to quadruple shift McDrai since they're their only two players worth a damn.
>>151871209danielle smith mad about the thousand-people protest a week ago in edmonton
>the tabs are popped
>>151871045OHAYO YAMATO! Ready to watch the aves win?
what the hell was ekblad doing on that goal haha what a moron
2-0 and i'm still mad
we need to gap up on Mcdavid
>>151871251Football post 2009 is indeed gay.>>151871256Ok fag>>151871258It's not called soccer though. Stop being an Americanized fag.
>>151871319jen
avies should be thanking lauren kyle's bbc boyfriend for training her to be a locker room talent suckslut
Oilers suck so bad now. Guess Gulutzan was their difference maker.
>>151871319need to gape him you mean
>>151870998Laffs?
>>151871365thats draisaitls job
>>151871343good morning saar
>>151871343my tranny meter is at half staff
Here come the reffies to save the knighhts
>>151871331you're just wrong man, soccer is the original uk term and it short for "assosciation" much like how they short "five pound bill" to "fiver" it was widely in use throughout the UK in 60s and 70s before they changed itthere is no reason at all to use the word "football" when talking about soccer in the english language.
>>151871194It's called poverty ball
we're not smart enough for etymology lessons here on /hoc/
kitties look hungover this season
why hasn't a single woman or man seduced Sydney Crosby yet?
>>151871388I literally don't give a fuck about any history. It's always been football.
>>151871388Most of Britain's old colonies call it soccer, Straya, and Zealand, and most of Africa
gillar du feta?
Just watched the trailer for the new Brenden Fraser movie and I want to like him bros but something happened to him and he like tries too hard now it’s off putting. Hes become more Canadian with age I hate it.
>>151871406this retard is almost worse than the guy who thought more voltage means more current
>>151871420crosby is too autistic for sex which sucks since he's becoming too old for kids
>>151871420He does have a girlfriend but he keeps her out of sight most of the time
>>151871388neat
>>151871453mats sundin didnt have kids until after his nhl career
willy is expanding...
>>151871446i thought voltage was a pokémon
>>151871420he's a momcest chad
The knights jerseys are ugly af they need to go back to their grey ones
>>151871476Jagr is also waiting to retire before starting a family.
>>151871477the era of zoomers is here
>connor garland, high sticking penaltyhow did he do that, was he piggy-backing tyler myers??
>>151871476his kids will turn out autistic if he starts reproducing when he's in his 40s
>>151871477how often does mcdavid think about bedard
>>151871489JEN
Well alright mrazek...
>>151871501Is... is this really a thing?
>>151871221Yum!
>>151871501>>151871453nah he was prudent and froze 1 gallon of his semen back when he was 18 years old
>>151871508I doubt they've ever had a meaningful interaction
>>151871420mackinnon keeps dressing up like a ghost and scaring them off
>>151871501athletes receive stem cell injections in the locker room age is a non issue
>>151871531he's smart
>>151871525No.
my sharkies :)
>>151871525yes. the wall is also a problem for men
Ovechicken
deBRUUUUUUUSK
too high will come back
>>151871484I hate the Knights, Predators, and Penguins alt
>>151871543mackinnon wants to marry crosby himself
>>151871559Our sharkies :)
My Uniteds won in the 94th minute thanks to a Canadian talent :)
Their sharkies :)
why are you retards still talking like sidney doesn't have a gf, he has a gf ffs
ducks almost scored on their own goal lmao
>>151871559>>151871597they're drowning the cats :)
scaaaarrrrrrrrr brindley
looks like there really are fewer overturned goals this year, which is good
nuckies :)sharkies:)
my avies!!! :)))brindley
DeBrusk streak status: HOTMyers mental state: RETARDED
>>151871582hope he gets a rare pokemon card for that play
yeah the Panthers are gonna miss the fucking playoffs this season
nuckies :(sharkies :(
someone help edmonton plz
MY AVIES ARE SO GOOD!!! :)))
>>151871643i'll do it
>>151871640lmao no
>>151871606>New MexicoYou should go back to Old Mexico.
Nurse is hot trash lmao
>>151871646put on your jockstrap and skates. they need you
its over in Edmonton
my avies!!!! :Ddrury!
gary is trying to sell me a&w grass-fed beef burgers during the commercial breakbut what he doesn't realize is that what I really want, is beef-fed grass burgers
scaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr drury
>>151871640the east is so shit that they'll claw in
lmao Skinner. 5 goals
>>151871643I could've talked Carter Hart into being Edmonton's goalie instead of Stuart Shitter.
this nigga knoblauch getting fired by the 3rd period
>Rangers lose>at home>giving up 5 goals>and getting shut out>by the Islandershow have their fans not burned that fucking building down yet
Refs giving this game to the cantpucks
Who is scoring during this major penalty for my Nuckies?>Hughes
>>151871685by january msg will be a library
>>151871684jen
>>151871680the east is actually good it's the west that's complete shit
I thought the Avalanche were facing a NHL team tonight and not an AHL team?
>>151871689I'm 85% certain they won't score in this 5 minute pp
I didn't drink enough water today and now have a headache :(
What a beauty carlsson
alright someone check on the ducks
LEO CARLSSON
FUCK Leo is so fucking good
>>151871710What a waste
cale makar olympics mvp loading
>>151871726>dat acne
THAT'S MY LIL GUY
>>151871716drink some water bro
>>151871655Cope + la frontera nos cruzó
>>151871728Mid let’s be honest
>>151871709how kind of them to practice with a beer league team
>>151871711How can you be this bad at reading the play? The puck is already off Burns' stick and Skinner doesn't move 1cm.
>>151871736I will but it's too late
Holy fuck they didn’t score LETS GO
Huomenta but the opposite
>>151871760not even mcdavid can read plays. the whole team is built on vibes and smiles.
>>151871769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxThZpslbhE&list=RDSxThZpslbhE&start_radio=1
>>151871769lmao
>>151871733As soon as Europeans go to the NHL, they get fed steroids to catch up with the North Americans who've already been fed steroids for at major junior and college level.
>>151871769KWABOTY
>>151871790that explains so much
>>151871790why don't euro's just lie about their age and say they are younger, like the russians do? that should give them an edge
MY HOMEBOY PARKER KELLY
>>151871684the oilers need a war general not a locker room therapist
my avies!!!!! :DDkelly!
SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRR KELLY
my jackies :)
Super late but what a drag, hoping for good things tomorrow
>Soilers
it's fine oilbros, if there is a single player in the nhl who can score 5 goals and tie the game, it's podkolzin
>>151871060He has pretty eyes>no homo
>>151871745Middle of the ice scoring goals
SCARRRRR VORONKOV
>>151871812Kaliyev was Uzbek
>>151871842I would give up a 4th round pick to get Podkolzin back on the Canucks again.
>>151871851yakupov probably lied
>>151871847The ducks will fall off a cliff by mid season
oilersisters i can't think of a way to make it past the 1st round
>>151871868kwab is this your new cope? on the vpn too jen
Mcdavid is going to be legit pissed after this game
>>151871812Unlike Russia we have full control of who and when people are born, if they are born here.
kelly scoring with his family in attendance :)
>>151871868HE SCORES AGAIN EAT COCK FAGGOT
>>151871880Is this the year the Kings win?
LEOOOOOOOOOOO
wish my sharkies would stay out of the box >:(
how is it fair the ducks are so big, fast, and skilled?
>>151871745What about now???
>>151871918kek
my avies :(
GARY MY OILERS ARE GETTING FUCKED THEY NEED MORE PPS GARY
>>151871925Meh, after this season, their core is gone. The ducks can't give them all 8-9 million dollars
MCDAVID PPG
can you imagine if the Vegas owners weren’t so cringe and faggy and obsessed with gold and wealth and casinos they would have just called the team the Vegas Knights and they would actually be cool
great shot
That Toews clearing before the goal was one of the laziest I've ever seen.
>>151871924unfortunately gets dogwalked by rantanen and friends in the conference final
Kek why the fuck is Bouchard killing penalties?
>>151871963A bunch of up tight eastern cunts in Ontario held up the Vegas Knights name.
>Oilers are complete ass in october and november>/hoc/ thinks the mcdavid era is over>They rebound in december and start playing like a contender againHow many times will /hoc/ for for it?
>>151871420There's a fun clip from his first year when on a talk show the reporter asked him who gets more girls him or ovechkin and crosby just laughed and was like, "come on"
>5tuart 5inner
>>151871963I can.
SkiiiiiiiiineeeeeerSkiiiiiiiiineeeeeer
>>151871978surely they will win the cup than?
>>151871963>can you imagine if the Vegas owners weren’t so cringe and faggyNope
>>151871947>the Ducks won’t extend Carlsson and GauthierWhat level of copium is this?
>>151871963I'm more Bemused that they couldn't be named something more natural like the Vegas Aces or the Vegas High Rollers because don't you dare associate the NHL team's with degenerate gambling (brought to you by fanduel)
Cringy commentator.>McDavid STOPS LandeskogNo he didn't. Landeskog just fumbled the puck. The ice in Edmonton looks pretty bad btw.
I'd Madison her Square Garden
>>151872010or the vegas heroin addicts
why does the vegas crowd cheer at seemingly random moments
nuckies tie it up!!
>>151871927BIG MEATY DUCKS
PARKER KELLY HAT TRICK WATCH
Gary
My avies :)
my avies!!!!!! :DDDkelly!!
Why did he resign is he fucking retarded?
i'd drop this parker kelly nigga in a barfight
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR KELLY IS THE FUCKING MAN
>>151872007When was the last time a team extended their #1C and first line winger coming off their rookie contracts? Exactly, it never happens. They ALWAYS get offer-sheeted.
Nice of the Avs to practice with a Canadian high school team.
>>151872047but he didn't resignhe's still with the team
>>151872015>mad >at ice
>>151871931Still mid,100ft playerDoesn’t play defense
I could HEEM any Canadian ITT
dude is playing his ASS OFF
>that should be in the rule book with a picture beside it of what a hooking penalty looks likeBased Ray
it's getting cold out
>>151872063>you>are a fag
>>151872066not me
>>151872065>Doesn’t play defenseatleast watch hockey if you're gonna b8
Reffies are ultra bad tonight in Vancouver
>>151872026They probably show some popular Amerifat commercials on the jumbotron.>>151872047>resignThat's something entirely different.
>>151872057never forget
>>151872075i would but everytime i try to they just screech at me and scurry away
what the fuck was that little hop pickard did
>>151872087lidl mentioned
>>151872026electro-shock seats
>>151872087?????
>>151872076>mad >at ICE
>>151872075The NHL has an official animal
mackinnon trying really hard to feed makar the hatty
>mrw tonight is a very entertaining night in the /hoc/ cinematic universe
>>151872075So I should open the barn doors?
>>151871446how long was it since we last had EE talk in /hoc/
>>151872112Cute but what the fuck is that?
>>151872112wrong one
>>151872063MADAT GODMADHE AS HOLLOW AS I CONVERSEI WISH HE'D WAKEN FROM THIS CURSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImXNU8Kg4H0&t=208s
>>151872123yes please
>>151872087OH CANADA FINALLY DID SOMETHING!!! WOW
>>151872007Carlsson, Gauthier, LaCombe, McTavish, Mintykov, Zellwegger, Nesterenko, Dostal, Yea, you can argue Minty and Zell get 5 mill. Nest gets 4. But that's too much money. And sure they have a few guys in their farm, but it's not that easy to replace everyone.
>>151872127it's called a Gary
>>151872083He’s also a soft pussy, doesn’t hit, gets raped by the big playersStupid Swedish nigger
>>151872136>finally did somethingwym finally did something? I farted on your dads balls last night. that's something
you would think that with all the gay sex the oilers are having they would have developed some chemistry
>>151872147what big players are you referring to? nobody can hang with leo atm. and he does hit, infact he literally got a game misconduct for a hit the other night. stay mad copey
>>151872123yes
>>151872130Losing in back to back finals is really the worst case scenario for any team. Less time to recover plus 2 years of demoralization straight.
>>151872151Oh thats all? I guess I was wrong
Just saw the Kraken highlights on HNIC. Crazy ending.
>>151872047mcdavid can not function under changes. from the manager, to the assistants, to the coach, the equipment staff and down to the cleaners, he's had history with from his junior days.
>>151872159Leo is a little pussy bitch, I could kick his ass, he’s afraid of hitting, hes not big enough, hes gotta get his ass raped in any game against an eastern conference team with any semblance of size Stupid Swedish nigger
>>151872160Deer would be cool if they weren't covered in ticks
>>151872201And also literally mentally retarded
>>151872201Injuns eat the ticks in maggots on the deer because they are full of good nutrients
>>151872159He’s got a single hit on the season you retard, 53 in two seasons is pussy shit He gives up the puck far too much too
>>151872209
>>151872198>>151872214you just dont know hockey because you're american and you don't have it in your blood to play this game go play baskethoop
>This will win a cup
>>151872201touch grass bro
>>151872227peaked higher than wolf btw
what's the deal with this faggot-ass lawyer that the VGK feed keeps shilling. My fuck dude.
The Oilers miss Hymanstein.
damn i should've chosen kraken hockey earlier tonight
all canadian teams suck especially hasbs
>>151872222>you don’t know hockey because you’re AmericanRetard we gave you hockey Kill yourself
>>151872222imagine getting those digits and being so very wrong. Who won the cup last year? Do you even know?
why did he do it brosis he retarded or something, what did he think was going to happen
>>151872215lmao that's perfect
>>151872296
>>151872296yeah! it set them off instantly haha feel free to save it x
>>151872248maybe he wanted to join the IDF instead of playing hockey
Why the fuck are tickets so damn expensive, hundred buck plus for terrible seat upper deck seats. We should start lynching resellers
WE WANT TEN
BRAZIL’D>soilers
MY AVIES!!!!!!! XDmackinnon!
>>151872323Zeev Buium is afraid to shoot
TOUCHDOWN COLORADO
>>151872327what arena are you looking for? i thought there were some decent tix in the USA that were in the $50 range. might be your best bet is to travel to an away game for your home team
The refs can fucking dieFuck the canucksFuck these stupid Canadian niggers
>>151872344Avs have more touchdowns than the Broncos
oilers need a pest type of player like corey perry
LMAOOOOOOOO, TYLER "GRETZKY" MYERS SETS UP AN EASY GARLAND GOAL
Sharks are NUMBER ONE
Why won't they show the score on the Edmonton feed?
Just took a fat Edmonton Oilers
maybe they will un-pull skinner
darnell nurse save us
>>151872366thanks for the clip thats our 1c :')
gary made the call for the kitties
>>151872393now that's what I call a Zesty pose
>>151872380They don't want people who've just started watching to switch channel immediately.
>>151872381we call them mitch marners here bud
mackinnon is such a bitchass nigga bedard would toy with this ape
>>151872395what c is ep40 then
>>151872402he thinks submitting will make it less painful but hasn't realized the buck breaking has already started
Wait a minute - I have no idea who Sweden's Olympic Captain will be. Nylander?
>>151872402
>>151872431sleepy mika
queefer sherwood bangs his stick on the ice, calling for a pass, he reminds me of my chel be-a-pro player
>>151872431I'm guessing Hedman.
WEWANTTEN
BASED MARCHENKO
MY AVIES!!!!!!!! XDDMACKINNON!!
My avies
WTF WTF WTF
Knobhead is such a fucking retard. Knoblicker probably just saw him in training camp, drooled a bit like the retard he is and thought "big body....uuuhhhhhh...good net front presence and 4th line minutes" when in fact he's biggest strengths are his shoot and then his passing ability. He should be a staple in the top 6 and in Ovechkin's office on the PP.
>>151872444lmao dont the Rangers know their own history? they retired that number. they cant be giving it out to some mexican girl
There can be 3 hat tricks scored tonight. In 1 game. From 1 team. For the first time.
>>151872444I love latinas
it just keeps fucking happening
>>151872469There wont be any
Okay seriously what the fuck is going on? I'm checking the scoreboard and Edmonton is getting RAPED.
>>151872472that's not a latino?
he's not making it to next game right?
everyone is getting in on the coilers gangbang, even the ghosts
Oilers are trash.
>>151872348Seattle, they're not good enough for how expensive their seats are. Utah is more affordable but more of a trip from where I am. I think I gotta accept I won't see my penguins play in person this season.
>>151872417yeah :(
more like the SOILershahhehe
>>151872431>>151872450Retards.>>151872453No, it will be Landeskog.
it was nice of mcmeme to take a paycut when he knew he was at his peak
Oilers being beaten so badly they aren’t even showing the score on tv KWAB
>Sill 13m left of this soilers gangrape Brutal
>>151872498who are the A's then mr. smart guy
>>151872500mcdavid's peak left with woodcroft he can't even handle the puck for more than 2 sec
who would you: fuck marry kill
Avs will score 2 more
>>151871086>McDavid gave up $10M+ for this
>>151872521fuck the negress, marry bedsy for his boyhole, and kill mcdavid to avoid the cooties from lauren kyle's bbc boyfriend
Besser nigga
that evander kane, he's no patrick kane.patrick kane's no patrick kane either.
>>151872525calvin suckdickard
I had to console my self after the leafs game with an ice cream sandwitch and on the way back from the store I was taking super rural back roads to get high and avoid the constabulary. There I found a Somali in an Audi ,scared and cold in a ditch. Tried to pull him out but only had summers on so had to abondon him there
BROCKTHE THICK COCKBOESER
nuckies take the lead again!
>>151872547hey that's smart
>SN hiding the score This will never not be funny
LAS VEGAS
>>151872560you got to stick with the goalie that got you to the finals two years in a row
>>151872550handsomest player in the league
Double minor, kwab!
>>151872481He'll last as long as McDavid wants him to last.>>151872510Hedman and Backlund (yes, that shitter will with 99% certainty be on the roster).
darnell nurse should take one for the team and rugby tackle mackinnon and the twink kelly
>>151872521I'm gay and racist so killing the bitch, marrying Mcdavid and fucking bedsy
>trip a guy>whine>unsportsmanlike conduct
If Boeser played in game 7 against the Oilers Canucks would’ve won.
>Down 8-1>Take a double minorLMAOTBF though might be the smartest move as Avs PP is trash.
>>151872547Herro!>>151872598>the goalieWho? Skinner or Pickard.
>>151872616but too bad Gary activated Boeser's blood clots
cale makar to the oilers would create a dynasty
As a Detroit fan, the makes me feel better about us getting destroyed by the Islanders last month
>>151871685They would love that since they’re planning to demolish it
What are you DOING Aatu Räty (pronounced ahh-too rah-too)
bednar's a bitch for not playing kelly
potential for 4 diff hat tricks if these guys go super saiyan mode
MY AVIES!!!!!!!!! XDDDDRURY!!
is edmonton so boring that no one is leaving their seats?
LETS GOOO WE WANT 10
HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOO
>He wanted to stay with this team
ryan nudgent hopkins legacy game incoming
oh my lord
i'm surprised there's not more boos in the arena
wtf is going on oilers
>>151872660Not only that but he took a massive paycut. McDavid is a glutton for punishment.
knob hockey
my sharkies :DDD
>>151872672Normal stuff
>>151872672connors reckoning
oilers are getting raped so hard no one noticed OUR San Jose Sharkies :) just beat florida
Why did the Ducks stop playing hockey in the 3rd period? I hope Quenneville rips them a new one.
I thought rape wasn’t allowed to be broadcast on TV?
I started out rooting for Edmonton and by this point I'm rooting for Colorado because I wanna see a triple hat trick for the first time in my life
>>151872691I noticed shorkbro :)
>>151872700could even be quadruple
garytime in vegas
>Vegass taking the least amount of penalties
Ah so thats why the knights take the least penalties in the nhl...the refs just dont call penalties against them
hey threadcuck, hurry up
>>151872715it's Just That Simple
>>151872726Sudden dementia?
>>151872726kek
>>151872693No point when the Refs are that blatant about protecting Vegas
pettersson literally has 2 trillion blocks, which is really quite a lot for a 1c
>>151872726lmao wtf
WE'RE FUCKING BACK BOYS
>>151872752our sharkies :)
You may not like it, but this is what back-to-back stan lee finalist goaltending looks like
>>151872769Really, definitely, absolutely should have signed sharter fart no matter how bad the PR might have been
Hey at least now the Oilers know what it's like to be a white woman in New Delhi
not a very skibbidi pizza game for ohio
Place the entire team of the Edmonton Oilers on suicide watch.
should have dug the fuck in
https://globalnews.ca/radio/880ched/player/
>>151872802not clicking that shit, fuck you
>>151872801They did though. Did you see the ice.
>>151872795
i wonder if trouba can play the tuba
ducks win get fuck Vegas faggots
>>151872744TROUBA SAYS FUCK GARY, FUCK THE REFS, FUCK THE KNIGHTS, DUCKS WIN
TROUBADUCKS WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
shork stocks are skyrocketing, get in right now
>>151872802kek talking about smelling an outhouse from their performance
>>151872802holy meltdown
GOOD GUYS WON IN VEGAS :D
>>151872801they hit hardpan, they couldn't
fuck these ducks and fuck lado shit all for 20 minutes and this goalie lets in a fucking gimmie
I bet the Golden Showers will still do their "104%" attendance bullshit.
>>151872838based as fuck
Top two point scorers play for>shorksand>whocawksDo we call this the lost generation?
NEW>>151872844>>151872844>>151872844>>151872844
DUCKS WIN GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>151872802the guys talking are both mcdavid and draisaitl
holy shit joel quenneville xd
Kek Oilers got raped so hard we're 567 replies in and no new thread in sight.
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>>151872841Quacks ar your girl
>>151872787Jen
