>Lap:#8216>Countdown to THE SPHERE GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151918342>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:21>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:211>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:222 (221 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:NOR: 390 (+25)PIA: 366 (+10)VER: 341 (+15)RUS: 276 (+12)LEC: 214 (+0)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 756 (+35)Mercedes: 398 (+30)Red Bull RBPT: 366 (+15)Ferrari: 362 (+0)Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 1,297.52 (+84.40)NOR: 1,206.42 (+29.79)TSU: 1,201.24 (+80.14)>News:Jacques Villeneuve hails Lando Norris after Brazil GP sweep: "Not a wrong foot put"Toto Wolff says the "ship has sailed" for Max Verstappen's F1 title hopesRacing Bulls take action after team member encouraged Norris boosAntonelli as much to blame as Piastri for first corner incident - LeclercOscar Piastri: Baku F1 was the "worst weekend I had in racing"Sebastian Vettel "surprised" by Christian Horner's Red Bull exit: "Big footsteps"Toto Wolff in talks to sell some Mercedes F1 shares, valuing team at $6bnFranco Colapinto attacks Lance Stroll for ‘always taking people out’Ferry company apologises after “adult film” leaves F1 fans shocked
>>151928272kanker op
>THE SPHERE GPshit>Gas Vegas GPiconic
amx
nothing about the Alpine break-in eitherfucken hell 'br*t'useless
>>151928271he still believes in ferrari and he also knows that the suffering builds character meme is not a meme but truth. you as a viewer will break before he does as a driver
just put the macaron box in the oven lads
Chances of another Lekek podium in Vegas?
what does george kurtz even get out of paying 300 millies for 5% of m*rcedesfun that he races but htis just makes him a retard with more money than sense
>>151928292Sad he died a year too early to know he was wrong.
>>151928303how do you know he was wrong
>>151928303>to know he was wrong.He wasn't though.
evening to some of you
No burger on the grid but ps3 still getting wrecked by one
y'all
>>151928323yinz
>>151928309>>151928311The last 2 races proves that he finna win the WDC this year
>>151928319
>>151928328what if he never finna finnish a race ever again
>>151928328He just needs one bad weekend and the championshit is wide open again.
papua rules
>>151928335>leo following ordersThat excuse didn't work in Nürnberg and it won't work this time either.
>>151928335« Couché » ? Vraiment ?
>>151928342That will be in Vegas but Oscar will be shit there too.
>>151928352calm down
>>151928321very based if true
>>151928366gib mocha fiancée
Jensen butthole
>>151928361Maybe the whole field should start supporting Piastri then. Everyone knows they (minus Hamilton) can't stand Norris. They just need to act on it.
>>151928352
I tire of seeing the bourgeoisie rat
>>151928366>tfw you will never make love to and impregnate alexandra st mleux
>>151928384>Implying they can stand piss3lol, lmao even
pappenheim rules
>>151928366Is it just me or does she looks better without those instagram filters.
>>151928379please
>>151928395Given the choice between PS3 and Norris ... well, yeah.
>>151928395Lesser evil, and whatnot.
beautiful carbeautiful trackbeautiful driver (might be lulham who cares)
>>151928429>Spiderman liveryWhy?
>>151928437Yeah I could understand if it were Mark Webber
>>151928346is that code for cannibalism?
>>151928474probably
>>151928272nobody gives a shit about some british holiday
>>151928429That's clearly Verstappen's helmet
>>151928279>>151928283>>151928290>>151928536calm down
Norris is just British Vettel
>>151928548get raped
>>151928553Yeah, Brettel
ever did this?
>>151928579does doom scrolling count?
>>151928579Yeah he clearly did it when the picture was taken
>>151928582did senna ever doom scroll>>151928588thumbs down
>>151928579Sell merch and earn sponsorship money by using a dead person's fame? Yeah, all the time
>>151928595what's wrong with youstop being such a ghoul
>>151928579teeny tiny legs
>>151928605they're normal you fat
>>151928605Thighs serve little purpose for an F1 driver
>>151928553>Norris is just British VettelVettel won championships in the third-best car.Norris is more like a British Damon Hill. Wait ... that doesn't work.Rather, Norris is like a British Jenson Button ... fuck.Hamilton then. Norris is more like a British Hamilton. Yeah. That's it.
>>151928617I'll fucking eat you for breakfast m8
>>151928314>NorrisFine>AntonelliShould be 9, he had a chance to win the sprint, and failed.>VerstappenFine, maybe an 8 if you factor in both the sprint and the main even qualifying.>Bearman9 is fine>Gasly9 is fine, 10 if he overtakes and sticks Hadjar, he finishes 7th if he does that.>LeclercSpun in SQ2, mediocre sprint, good qualifying, I would have said 7.>Russell8 is only correct if he holds off Max, 7 is correct.>LawsonShould be 7, awful sprint>HulkenbergShould be 7, crashed in sprint, failed to overtake Lawson and secure 7th>Alonso6 would be fair since the Aston had no pace in the race and he only shone in the sprint>Hadjar4th to 8th, losing out to Lawson and Bearman, 6 is more than generous>Albon6 is fair, Brazil is a bottom 5 circuit for the Williams>OconShould be 4, He was woeful compared to Bearman>Sainz5 is fine>Stroll5 is too generous, should have secured a point in the sprint, no reason he should have lost a place to Gasly, 4.>PiastriCrashed in sprint, no pace in the race, never passed Russell, 4>Colapinto3, last chance to get points this season and he blew it.>Hamilton2, miserable race, nowhere in qualifying crashed into Colapinto, looked like a tired old man out there, Sprint start was very nice though>TsunodaShould be 1, nearly cost Max everything>Borteleto0, awful, both in qualifying and he is at fault for both his crashes, nowhere near Hulkenberg after he looked to have the measure of him over the summer.
>gimioink
>>151928636off your meds again
apart from 2025 japan livery, i dont remember 2025 cars at all, i remember shitters from 2022, i remember 2023 cars, i remember beautiful RB20 from 2024, but i dont remember 2025 cars at all, i dont have saved specific pics of 2025 cars, i dont remember them being posted in /f1/ this season like we used to do to compare changes and similarities between cars of 2 teams or upgraded cars
>>151928384Sainz and Albon like Norris.
>>151928665You know, I really don't understand why you keep reposting pictures that expose what I have to assume is your favourite driver. I haven't seen that particular one get posted in ages - other than by you replying to me and other German posters, that is.
>>151928665where's the updated version? also, making autism charts and stats is based
>>151928669What makes you think so? Did they come out and say so?
Which English driver does this proud Englishman support?
>>151928688Carlos has brought up Carlando being the best duo on the grid on grill the grid
>>151928688Sainz has been defending Norris all season and Albon likes everyone.
>>151928688proud and norris are known besties since they were teammates. they even endorse carlando
>>151928703>Albon likes everyoneFair enough. He really does need to grow a spine (and gift it to her boyfriend).
>>151928665But that's a useful and well presented chart?
>>151928700That's a guy playing a characterhttps://www.instagram.com/damien_slash/reel/DQz06t3DG1c/https://www.instagram.com/damien_slash/reel/DPq3GguDJ_7/
>>151928740but who does he support now?
>>151928656>>151928314>maybe an 8What is with you people that you see something so unlikely that it barely happens once every 10 years and just go "was alright, nothing special, not amazing like driving from pole to a win, though"?
>>151928753It's easy to do that when you have the best car.
>>151928752The character? I assume he disapproves of F1 until it reaches net zero carbon emissions
>>151928753they got the setup wrong, Max didn't do particularly well in Q1, then they did it right for sunday and he had a car like most of the other recent racesit would have been more impressive if he actually got P3 from that starting grid position and the setup used for qualifying because that was seemingly an awful car
>>151928684wow, i was going to ask that
>>151928790just upvote
>>151928793i just did
>>151928667I remember Pink Bulls from Miami. Not enough to save any photos but whatever.
>>151928808i dont remember the most characteristic part of current regs, sidepods, while i remember some cars from previous season, i have no idea about 2025 cars sidepods, 2024 RB20 was beautiful, and i dont remember any 2025 car at all, maybe only ferrari and mclaren rear wings because they were different than "usual shape of rear wing"
>>151928636
Updated EA F1 25 driver ratings>Verstappen 95>Norris 92>Leclerc 92 (+1)>Russell 92 (+1)>Piastri 91 (-1)>Hamilton 91 (+1)>Alonso 89>Hulkenberg 86 (+1)>Albon 85>Gasly 85 (+1)>Sainz 85 (+1)>Ocon 83>Hadjar 82 (+1)>Antonelli 80 (+3)>Bearman 80 (+3)>Bortoleto 79 (+1)>Tsunoda 77 (+1)>Lawson 77 (+1)>Stroll 77>Colapinto 73 (NEW)The updates are based on the period between Azerbaijan-Mexico.
>>151928845Take 10 points from both mclel drivers and hamilton and its a decent list
>>151928845funny considering they had Hulk as the 2nd or 3rd worst driver before the 2023 season started
>>151928845>hamilton 91
9/10 for the color combination3/10 for the application of those colors
>>151928879
>>151928886
>>151928896
>>151928859>Ocon 83>Norris 82 (-10)>Hadjar 82 (+1)>Piastri 81 (-11)>Hamilton 81 (-9)>Antonelli 80 (+3)>Bearman 80 (+3)>Bortoleto 79 (+1)Dunno, anon.I'd at the very least rate Antonelli higher than Hamilton. 2 podiums vs. 0. And in a worse car at that.
>>151928879>>151928886>>151928896>>151928908I wasn't expecting much desu
>>151928879>>151928886>matteFucking gross>inb4 auto union
>>151928879>>151928886>>151928896>>151928908looks ass, /f1/ did it better
>>151928845>Hamilton +1???he was so dogshit recently, why the fuck would these retards give him an upgrade?also PS3 deserves at least a -3.
>>151928911He got his podiums when the car was faster than Ferrari.
>>151928911mercedes is comfily better than ferrari this year
>>151928753So I guess ignore the other aspects of the weekend which cost him 14 points in the championship then?
>>151928937>when the car was faster than FerrariNo shit, Shylock. And Leclerc got his when his Ferrari was faster. Almost as if drivers made a difference!
>>151928928Needs to lose the "I" and the second "S" in the sponsor on the rear wing.
>>151928960i was going to post that
>>151928879>>151928886>>151928896>>151928908
>>151928984haha that would make it SEMEN and that's funny because semen is sex juice
>>151928960>>151928985Not really. Imagine if Ferrari had a competent second driver.
>>151928886looks like shit
>>151928879>>151928886>>151928896first time in the livery designer tierjesus christ
>>151928636>third best car2nd best, only because hamilton was truly shit
>>151928879>>151928886>>151928896>>151928908Audi? More why'd-he
>>151929016imagine if the second mercedes driver didnt fuck up 75% of the time. they'd have 2nd place in WCC secured long time ago. shammy has been driving a better season than antonelly and no it doesnt matter that antonelli is a rookie
>>151929016we are talking about the car, not the driversand kimis season hasnt been good either
Silver and red look like shit together. Still better execution than the vodafone livery
>>151929048antonelli is a rookie
>>151929058this doesnt make the mercedes car worse idiot
>>151929053cant even call your post straight cap its gay cap
>>151928665>17-2 if hamilton gave back the position he was askedFucking terrible lmao
>>151929053Fuck you.
>>151929062antonelli is a rookie
>>151929062why do you have to be so fucking rude?he was just trying to be helpful
>>151928879>>151928886>>151928896>>151928908WTF
>>151928636Vettel had the best car in 2010, 2011 and 2013.
>>151929079and 3rd best car in 2012
>>151929086the lotus wasnt faster...
>>151929067>posts probably the worst looking vodafone mclelLike, I know the germ is baiting but you're not exactly refuting his point
>>151929072it's called the relentless formula 1 general, not the nice formula 1 general
>>151929101ok, as long as you arent rude with me you can do as you wish
>>151928322grill'd are a dogfuck bad shithouse company anyway. (You) couldn't pay me to eat their burgers don't give a rats clacker how good they might be
>>151929100That's the best looking one.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lzytrf1mspAbooing in brasil? why didnt i see this before?
THAT AUDI LOOKS LIKE SHIT
>>151929067chrome was cool when it first turned up in 06 but looked lame a year alter (NOT helped by despicable, non gimi drivers) and the fact it lasted til like 2015 or 16 is laughable
>>151918466>jeff gordonHe was good enough for f1.I heard he was supposed to do Indycar before he switched. We would've been spared Scott Slow and other travesties.Kinda like how Palou is clearly an f1 level driver but doesn't get a ride for reasons not related to his skill level.
>>151929067If anything, the shade of red on the Audi livery looks better. The accents on the sidepods are also nicer than that retarded stretched logo on the McLel
>>151929134Hi I'd like to pay you to eat Grill'd burgers
>>151928272>Racing Bulls take action after team member encouraged Norris boosThere are anons itt right now, who believe this was the right action taken in a supposed competition sport.
>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>151929237Nico Rosberg established that booing drivers is, in fact, unacceptable
>>151928879yeah yeah, the real livery however will be bare carbon with hints of these colors
shame about the shit power unit
>>151929232if you can eat half a kilo of pounds sterling denominations (notes and coins), then i will eat the burger
>>151929239Alpine launch vibes
How crazy is it that without that tyre puncture Max would have probably won the Brazil
>>151929286well the redbull is the fastest car this season so that's not a surprise
>dutch>people Lmao
>>151929286He had the puncture behind the safety car so it didn't mean anything.
>>151928929Hes the face of the game pretty much, he's done the most advertising for the game
>>151929337>went from 13th to last and had to overtake shitters againyeah sure buddy
>>151929370Yeah because EA paid him a shit ton of money.
>Audi stole Renault's F1 car naming scheme<--- the only R26
i feel so deafeated, i feel so down
>>151929337it was VSC
>>151929268is that sophia?
>>151929488Yes
>car launch in NovemberThey'll either lap everyone or be worse than Mastercard-Lola
>>151929268>22 points in total in team standingsDid they know
>lose 8 seconds but have 13 laps fresher tyresI don't see how this was bad for Max
>>151929532Hulk will win a race.
>>151928761Then why didn't Norris do it in Bahrain or Baku?swap the cars last weekend and it's a Verstappen grand slam and Norris somewhere around p8
>>151929540that was for 2024 where they did okay-ish
>>151929532Hulk is the new jense, I've read the script
>>151929488Of coersch
>>151929532>Engine looks on par with Merc's engineThey will get podiums
>>151929550>swap the cars last weekend and it's a Verstappen grand slam and Norris somewhere around p8That's the entire season tbqhwyf
>>151929634merc engine will be shit, toto selling part of his ownership probably is a sign as well
>>151929550>Norris somewhere around p8More like somewhere around tsunoder
>>151929657and McLaren sacking all their junior drivers
>>151929558They were shit all 2024, the meme race in Brazil saved them
>>151929692they had genuine pace the last third, Ocon just only was good in Brazil
>>151929286I don't think so, I think the hards would have stunted his progress and necessitated an earlier pitstop.
>>151929702maybe monaco had something to do with ocons lack of pace
>>151928879my gf pointed out the sidepods have lips
>>151929731Or maybe his lack of pace is for the same reasons he suddenly lost pace with Haas at the same part of the season.He is not good when upgrades are added that affect the stability of the car, the rear specifically.Gasly and Bearman can drive with a loser rear and still keep the car in check.
>>151929735funny observation by your grandfather
>>151929079>Vettel had the best car in 2010Kek. Not even close.2011 and 2013, arguably. Just like Verstappen in 2023 and 2024. But even then, all of those were arguably more down to the driver never putting a foot wrong and the rest of the field faltering massively. You can make a kinda decent argument that Red Bull never had a clearly best car during any of their "dominance eras".
>>151929735dedicated semen-slurping sidepodsthis is the future
>>151929750cam onnnnnalpine said they were going to sit him for 1 race because of it, they didnt because ocon said he would still go to the race but with his lawyers(would have been kino)plus, alpine has/had money problems, it makes sense that they didnt have enough money to support both drivers, and if they had to pick one they would pick gaslyand monaco was an instant turning point, the upgrades took longerso i disagree>>151929813jesus...
>>151929845>jesus...Sorry, but you must have me confused.
so basically i have not watched the f1 movie and i dont intend to watch it im just not going to watch it
>>151929869i was flabbergasted
>>151929813>You can make a kinda decent argument that Red Bull never had a clearly best car during any of their "dominance eras".Come on, even 2023?
>>151929871Good, it's a shit movie made by people who don't watch F1 for people who don't watch F1 (and like hollywood slop)
>>151929871>>151929896I went to see it with my dad :)
>>151929896I enjoyed the f1 movie for how much it made fun of f1. Its like fast and furious, if you like ever the top fun slop its a good movie, if you want actual racing its bad.
>>151929880>Come on, even 2023?If there's one thing this current season proves, it's how much better Verstappen is than anyone else. I'd say that this was just as true in 2023. Yes, the Red Bull did look genuinely strong even in Perez' hands. But Max is the one who made it look more dominant than it was.
>>151929871ok>>151929907good for you
>>151929896>(and like hollywood slop)From what I've heard, it's pretty much just Top Gun on the road.
>>151929532this is just a "concept car", learn to readThe proper car will looks very differentlyLearn to read and think, are you one of those s4ndmonkey in finland living off of the hardworking whites taxmoney?
>>151929116I'm only mean to jamaica anon when he's hating leo
brainlets after seeing how tsunoda performed compared to verstappen:>wow, tsunoda is really bad/verstappen is really good :Obrainfags after seeing how tsunoda performed compared to verstappen:>wow, verstappen is shitting up the team just like kwablonso
does chuck own or drive a car that isn't a ferrari of some sort?
leo goes missing in china
>>151929974why would he? he's the nr 1 ferrari fan
>>151929208kinda like how americans dont have a really talented driver so they are pushing this palou storywe have enough spic in the championship.The latin quota is achieved The blackie, and asian quota are the ones needed to fill up to please the libs and achieve "DIVERSITY"
>>151929987just can't think that any ferrari is a good commuter mobil
>>151929988fuck you!!!!! never enough spics
>>151929936Yep, but at least Top Gun (original) was fun and I don't know shit about planes so I guess I was the target audience, F1 the movie (tm) is full of pointless forced drama>>151929913If you enjoy racing you won't enjoy this movie. I didn't even expect actual racing, but a more convincing scenario would have been better. In top gun fashion, there are a few good shots at least. >>151929907Did he like it?
>>151929990good enough for the streets of monaco
>>151929990You don't need a car to commute in Monaco though, the entire city is the size of a wallmart parking lot
>>151930017don't you mean the entire country?
>>151930027It's a city(state)
>>151930017>You don't need a car to commute in Monaco thoughyou are if you are chucky leclucky though. imazhine being him trying to go to the shop to buy milk and a chocolate muffin for leo and 200 people stopping him on the street "oh mon dieu, vous are charles la clerc star of drive to survive can moi have your signateur sacre bleu"his trip (15 mins in car) would balloon out to 2 hours
>max will spend the rest of his life malding about 2025 just like kwablonso will spend the rest of his life malding about 2007
>>151929990I want an ff.Ferrari station wagon is swag as fuck.
>>151930009I don't think either of us liked it but it was a good way to spend time together without talking to each other.
>>151928879>the only livery you get without paying extra in EA F1 Mobile
>>151930068based taste>awdgonna pass THOUGH
>>151930175FF would be only farrari i would drive in russia. don't trust those snowy icey roads and non roads
>There's a retard on this thread trying to claim Redbull wasn't dominant from 2010-2013Vettel is a worse carbaby than Hamilton. Just look at what happened when he had a close second best car in 2018 instead of a rocketship
>>151930199>2010>ynr kwablonso staying stuck behind petrov for 60 laps
>>151930068>ffThis you?
Lando "Iceman" Norris cruising his way to the WDC It's good to be a landochad
>>151929922The run until Miami in 2023 made the car look more dominant than it was, because the start (5 races) was actually pretty dominant. Monaco was a weak track for RB and from Barcelona upgrades onwards the car was very unstable and the other teams closed in
>>151930052>imazhine being him trying to go to the shop to buy milk and a chocolate muffin for leo and 200 people stopping him on the street "oh mon dieu, vous are charles la clercThe great thing about living in a tax-haven filled with ultra-rich arseholes (for a celbrity at least) is that most of them don't give a fuck how famous you are. As close to anonymity someone like Lekek can get (outside of 4chan).
>>151929871don't do it, hermanoit's shite
hopefully Lando will wrap this up in Qatar.If he has to score points in the last race, he will crumble under the pressure and fuck up qualy again.
fun fact: I have it on good authority that kwablonso was malding so severely about 2007 that he was prescribed strong antipsychotics that he was forced to take for years
>>151930272Norris doesn't crumble under pressure anymore, that's Piastri's trend now
>>151930175Just disconnect the axel that takes the power to the front, then.
>>151930297right so that's rorke and leftypol isn't itquestion is, which is which?
>>151930052You don't realise how many celebrities are wandering around monaco
>>151930293i hope that's true, but he just didn't have a lot of pressure recently.and still he almost fucked up Q3 in brazil.
The red and black is going to bring out Hulkenberg's inner nazitime for some serious racism from him
I wasn't thinking
>>151930326
>>151930304after early promise reform gets swept by the greens
>>151930218I never doubted him, feels good to eat my just rewards now
>I've accepted lando is winning it
Merc engine is going to suck. Aston will dominate next year
>>151930416
>2010 mentionedhaven't posted this in a whilehttps://streamable.com/9derrp
>>151930416im not ready
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)uh... brown manlet bros? our cope?
>>151930423tru tru
>>151930569>uh... brown manlet brosleast you've admitted what you are
a reminder that these are the """people""" caling Europeans brown, manlets, and different forms of shitters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS FORTNITE ZOOMER WINS WDC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151930528>brown manlets are still seething at vettellet it go, m8
>>151930613makes sense in regards to the forced spam of "medshitters". Same applies to the swissjeet and his spam of twink this and twink that. Both equally shit tier posters.
>>151930650I don't care if you're still seething about vettel, saar, but please learn to read, okay? or maybe the cow shit really has permanently damaged your brain
>>151930678imagine seething 15 years later because your brown manlet hero couldn't pass petrov for 60 laps
>post a pic of the sexo RB6 and a classic vid>HURR DURR MUH ALONSOwhy are streetshitters like this?
piss3 will finish p3 in the championship this season
>>151930739Good, little twat deserves it.
>>151930733>shitting in your own house
>he doesn't have a shitter at homeI've seen it on RT than life is hard in Canada but that's something else
>>151930938>jeet cant believe someone could shit in one's own housetop of the keks. explains a lot
gimi
>this baffles the jeet
I am very sorry Lando Norris
>Goat of the sportVerstappen>World ClassLeclercAlonsoRussell>Upper EchelonNorrisAlbonSainzHulkenbergPiastriHamilton>Has World Class or slightly below potentialAntonelliBearmanHadjarBortoleto>Perennial MidfielderGaslyOconTsunoda>Has Perennial midfielder potentialLawsonColapinto>Is here to driveStroll
>>151931146>PS3 in the same tier as Sainz, Norris, and Hamthe only reason why PS3 ever looked like a competent driver was the fact that Norris kept fucking up qualy and the car didn't work for his driving style.
>>151931146alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>1519311462025 Edition >Goat of the sportLando Norris>World ClassMax Verstappen>The restThe rest>ChokersOscar Piastri>Is here to driveStroll
>>151931196>the only reason why PS3 ever looked like a competent driver was the fact that Norris kept fucking up qualySounds like a good reason to put Norris in a lower tier, actually.
how do medshitter brown manlets reconcile kwablonso being simultaneously more or less equal on points with stroll and world class
>>151928636kek
>>151930613QRD on this cow shit stuff? I was finally getting up to speed with the zuttposting and 2 weeks later it's ancient history already, buried and forgotten.
>>151931308Only apply if he didnt win WDC
>>151931442>zuttpostingdo I even want to know what that is?
>>151931146Fixed it for you>Goat of the sportVerstappen>World Classn/a>Upper Echelonn/a>Has World Class or slightly below potentialn/a>Perennial Midfieldern/a>Has Perennial midfielder potentialn/a>Is here to driveStrollLeclercAlonsoRussellNorrisAlbonSainzHulkenbergPiastriHamiltonAntonelliBearmanHadjarBortoletoGaslyOconTsunodaLawsonColapinto
>>151931308yeah this whole thing is silly. Norris and Piastri are both car babies who have never won a race in a car that didn't win the constructor's championship. One being more shit than the other doesn't magically unmake the other being shit.The standout drivers of 2025 are Max and George, either of those guys would have dominated the field if they were in the MCL39 while no rizz and piss tree are barely eking wins despite the car advantage being so strongly stacked in their favour
>>151931442of course it is, abdul
>>151931442your foreskin is ancient history, buried and forgotten, abdul
>>151931529Norris would have won RUS 21 if he pit at the right time, so I wouldn't say he is a total car baby. He has always had strong pace, just shit racecraft, mental, and decision making.
>>151931592>unironically bringing up USAIDS-era resultsthe works team probably told him to crash to help kwabmilton in the wdc
hey guysi kind of like the audi livery
>>151931442saars being saars
If you have strong mentallity you should capable enough to watch the rest of the 2025 races and seeing Lando lift the WDC trophy at Las Vegas on Sky Sports F1 international broadcast (voiced by Crofty)
>>151931442okay so I did some digging on this zuttposting thing and all I'm gonna say is that fanfic fujos cannot even hope to reach a fraction of the level the people that wrote all these different religious texts were on
>>151931442>jeet so mald it replied twice
>>151931691you're cut
the zuttposting forced meme originates with jeets as wellwe should quarantine india from the rest of the internet desu
not as much as your foreskin was quarantined from you, abdul
>>151931716Theres nothing wrong for being cut
>>151931308he might be a bit inconsistent, but he has been dominating PS3 for the last 3 years with the exception of the first half of this season.
>>151931779never stop the cope, abdul
>>151931640but McLaren is dogshit in Vegas.he will lift it in Qatar instead.
Never choose an Australian driver for your F1 car no matter how good he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePcYo, listen up, here's a storyAbout a little jeet that lives in a shit worldAnd all day and all night and everything he sees is just shit, like him, inside and outsideshit his house with a shit little window and a shit CorvetteAnd everything is shit for him and himself and everybody around'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen, to listen)I'm cut, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-diDa-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-diDa-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di
>>151931767and the funniest/saddest thing is that only about 50% of streetshitistan is actually online, imagine the shit overflow if it were 100%
Newfags on /f1/ will thought of him as one of the greats like Damon Hill, Kimi Raikonnen, Jensen Button, and Nico Rosberg
>>151931910As opposed to car baby and teammate baby Max, globohomo car baby and teammate baby Vettal, globohomo car baby Hamilton, and braindead Schumacher, who are all such amazing drivers right?
>>151931910he could very well get 2 or even 3 titles if McLaren keeps delivering the best aero package.they have by far the best car despite having the 3rd best engine currently.
Max will retire in mid season in 2026 to drive in 24 hours of lemans instead if he got another shitbox
>>151931887>brown manlet defends cutfags
The jeet hates meds because they share the complexion but not the treatment, but what's the psychology behind his foreskin obsession?
i love coming here and reading dozens of posts about medshitters and cutfags
>>151932036Meds are much lighter than Indians.
>>151931959>he could very well get 2 or even 3 titles
>>151932036he is a muslim cut poojeet projecting. simple as>>151932037>not filtering indian postingngmi
>jeetoid really thinks Europeans view them and muzzies any differently
>>151932065He ain't muslim.
>>151932074>cutfag thinks it matters how people view you when you're cut
>>151929558Anon they scored 22 points in 2025 I checked before I made that post.
Colapinto is better than Stroll
>>151932036based Gurjeet
>>151931959aero doesn't do shit
>>151932773then why the fuck is their car the best?because it is definitely not the engine or their drivers.
>>151932855other merc drivers:>ruslel (evenly matched with kwabmilton who's getting 23-1'd by lecuck, is more or less where peeasstri is on points)>shartonelli (medshitter)>albon (50-0'd by max who's a medshitter)>sainz (got shit on by lecuck)>kwablonso (got shit on by kwabmilton who had never even driven an f1 car before)>stroll (getting shit on by kwablonso)aero doesn't do shit, the sooner you accept it the less pozzed you'll be in the head
>Australian boomers really thought Peeasstree would be world champion.
Did you guys feel that? We just switched timelines again.>Piastri leads the race>Norris fucked up the start so in third>thinks he'll rocketship past Max>Max rams him off the track for fucking up his quali in Singapore>Piastri leads WDC again
>>151932941Kimi*Reddit