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doyerpacos literally reek like shit kek
D O Y E R S OYERS
my pet doyerpaco just shit on my carpet. I think I ass fucked him too hard earlier
dodgers
Doyerpacos literally never stop thinking about poodrepacos. As an outside observer it's something to see
Let us be honest. Let us be fucking honest. Us Doyerbros have been ABUSED in this genny for the entire year.We deserve to enjoy it this time around.
Cubgers?
Uh so how do you stop the Dodgers from three-peating?
>>151932978cubs got this
>>151932976This! Can't you see we have been hurting all year!?
>>151932978It's simple, we uh.. let them.
Dodgers
>>151932978Pay your players.
>>151932998You've never known true joy until you've used one of those icy cold, with your boys, or true pain until you've done the same with volcanic hot spray.
>>151932976All white doyerpacos will be allowed to celebrate. That seems fair to me.
Yankees.
doyers
>>151933127>Sad Canadians yes... YES!!!!
already ready for next season
Doyers
>>151933157>tanner scott and michael kopech beat up jays
>>151932977I think so
kek doyerpacos
>>151933131Projection
Cangrejeros won that game.
what winter ball can I watch before spring training/WBC starts?
>>151933226Banana ball
marinahs
Buxton might be open to being tradedhttps://x.com/MLBDeadlineNews/status/1988602188873318813
>>151932925My pirates (:
>>151933273someone fuck this guy
>>151933127>I BET ON US, YO-ACK!
>>151933127it's just nice to see them celebrating
>>151933305
imagine simping for a dog kek
>>151933316Its a cute doggy tho
>>151933316KEK you simp for women
>>151933226LIDOM and the Roberto Clemente League.
>>151933127>that faggot packing up the c*nadaian flagFuck canada
>>151933359They don't respect flags
still triggered by decoy kek
>>151933226NFL and college football
>>151933328>>151933331>>151933392you want to fuck the dog lmao
>>151933420Decoy absolutely knotted this mans mind.
>>151933420autistic poodrepaco still seething and grasping at straws kek
>>151932978Rape em. Anally, orally don’t matter to me just tape the bastards.
So the scuttlebutt is that the cubbies are going to sign one of the top pitchers. In recent years Jed makes it obvious to beat reporters that they won’t be players at the top of the market, and that isn’t the case this year.Still, I’m skeptical because they had great “interest” in Fried last year and they gawked at the price pretty early and removed themselves from the bidding process.Hopefully they get one of them, they need it. Bad
buckbroken by a dog
>>151933444how did this gay shit score diggies
>>151933456It’s not gay if it’s against their will. It’s dominance.
Darshit ded lmao.
>>151933452thought you guys were trying to trade for Gore
When do they announce Ohtani's MVP?
>>151933475Tomorrow.
Doggies gottem seething!
>>151933316>>151933331THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH EITHER SEXY GIRLS AND CUTE DOGS ARE THE CORNER STONE OF DODGER FANDOM! YANKEES HAVE TO COMPENSATE WITH AI, LEAFS USE AD HOMINEM, AND EVERYONE HAVE NOTHING
>>151932978metsstearns will actually be cooking this year now that he knows dumpster diving doesn't work
>>151933505BUTTFUCK A CANUCK
>>151933511Mets got raped last year it will happen again if they even make the playoffs LMAO
>>151933511Ock kinda looks like he could be Lindor’s long lost middle eastern cousin or something
i'd 100% simp for decoy. he's worth itHOS AIN'T WORTH IT
>>151933545you don't mean that!!
>>151933452Hopefully they get super AIDS, they need it. Bad
>>151932925You know, I used to spend a lot of time downtown before it all went to shit again (thanks covid. also, round up all druggies and mentally ill and put them in an internment camp PLEASE).Anyway, there was a shitty japanese taco shop that advertised chicken that "tastes like Lexus." Ate there a few times while out and about because, well, you can't pass up a sign like that. It was pretty tasty. Think that place shut down (just like every fledgling business did in the subsequent years). Thanks for reading my blog, go Dodgers, sell the team Arte, and I repeat, SEND ALL DRUGGIES AND MENTALLY ILL TO CONCENTRATION CAMPS PLEASE.
>>151933579Yesavage and clement are kinda mid
>>151933613Idk about yesavage but ho on tiktok and search Ernie Clement and you will find an entire catalog of girls thirsting over him
>>151932976I'll be honest: the regular season sucked dick and watching the Dodgers was not fun for a solid 3 months straight. Like fine, great, another world series title. But it sure wasn't fun to watch the team in June/July/August. I will not look back on 2025 fondly.
>>151933505Um, ackshually, we have 27 world championships, dozens of hall of famers, play in the best city in the world, and are featured on the hit sitcom Seinfeld.
>>151933634>featured on the hit sitcom Seinfeld....in season 8
>>151933579women are so gay frfr
>>151933579just reminded me of that one mentally ill girl that thought she had some kind of connection to Bo Bichette
>>151933593now i might try to find it
>>151933464I wouldn’t be surprised if they did both, Shōta is probably gone. Their rotation is thin-ish and it’s obvious the way to compete is to stack your roster with as many good pitchers you can
>>151933661>he didn't see Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts
>>151933587Why would you even say this? Such an asshat.
>>151933705they actually asked him to be in that episode but he declined.
>>151933697it would make the whole Tucker rental even weirder to me if they get Gore and another high-end pitcher in fa.
>>151933672I'd like to meet a mentally ill girl that crushes over baseball players. How do I meet them
>>151933764they aren't as fun as you'd imagine sadly
>>151933764she wasn't a looker and seemed overweight also. it was actually pretty sad.
>>151933693like i said, i think it shut down but it was in little tokyo. https://www.yelp.com/biz/la-chicken-los-angeles
winky spotted
>>151933797>scrolling 2010 yelp reviews>filled with nostalgia>wondering where it all went wrong
>>151933835I summoned him with talk of mentally ill women>>151933782I'm not too high on the totem pole myself
>>151933579But those are all men. Are women gay or something?
guh...
>>151933849totem poles actually went the opposite way we think of them contemporarily
>>151933760Yeah understandable, I think where the Cubs are at is that their payroll is going to sit around $240-250m (that might even be over estimating it, I fucking hope not) and it probably doesn’t make a whole lot of sense in their eyes to allocate $35-45m on one player if that’s their budget. And I think they really like one of their internal options for the corner outfield spot and DH.If I’m being realistic they’re probably going to whiff on all the top SP but a trade for Gore/Cabrera and one of their second tier guys like Woodruff or King seems like the most realistic option
>>151933873It's the white man's burden to improve exotic cultures, sorry
Stoveminders, temperature and status of the stove please.
>>151933797oh ok......
>>151933797I honestly had no idea
>>151933797my bad
>>151933889She's given it all she's go', suh
for dodgerchads only... https://youtu.be/digQmLYJdi8
>>151933797I didn't know..
>>151933924based
>>151933757The more you know. I swear I saw him dunking a donut at Dinky Donuts. I also forgot about Elaine wearing gloryhole hat at Yankee Stadium.
>>151933880hopefully you won't be too disappointed, but I wouldn't trust them.
>>151932671https://www.redbubble.com/i/hat/Gawr-Gura-Please-Be-Patient-Hololive-by-Gawrgura/84438764.FACOX
>>151933968Thank you. And yeah I know I shouldn’t trust them but I can’t help it. If they don’t improve on this roster that just won 92 games then it’s actually so over kek
for me it's this deal right here
>>151934009Did you get a Mcrib?
Just shell out for Imai, pay whatever it takes. He’s 27 and he’s got swag
always thought the McRib looked a bit grim so I never bothered with it
>>151934009>ba da ba da daaaaa>i'm lovin' it!!!
>>151934037I’ve never had one. I will try it someday…shamrock shake as well..
>>151934009nice of them to keep the homeless alive. pay a buck for small drink and a large fry and you can survive til december
>>151934037>>151934064personally, you have to put mustard on it
>>151934089
>>151934037it's not really that good and it's worse slop than I remember. but my high school used to get good club rolls from bakeries in westchester; steak-um and rib-b-q lunch days were dank. >>151934064shamrock shake is legit.
>>151934089I put mustard in most of my sandwiches desu
>>151934108Many people are saying this
what's the purpose of umpires if we've already got the technology to instantly show strikes and balls on tv? why not just use that stuff?
Someone swirly this dork.
somebody wedgie this dingus
who/what would hand the catcher the new balls if umpies weren't there though
>what's the purpose of umpires if we've already got the technology to instantly show strikes and balls on tv? why not just use that stuff?
>>151934228I used to have high hopes for Grove
>>151934182Umpires serve important purposes, like getting the calls wrong and then ejecting players when their feelings get hurt
>>151934276We call it, “the human element” The players themselves aren’t human, only the umpires
>>151934209id like to have a dog run it out to the pitcher
>>151934037It’s alright. Just not worth the 6 dollars
>>151934313you back home lad?
>>151934337yeah, went back for a week or twohavent got a flight back to sydney booked yet
>>151932925Guess i know which hotel to avoid when i visit LA
>>151932925Ichiro > Matsui >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Roidtani
>>151934427love the 'ners, love the 'lot, love 'tani simple as
Mariners btw!
>>151934276Exactly, it’s kinosovl.
>>151934449>>151934440epicsauce
>>151934287Unironically this is why I like abs better than full robos. Cause players get calls wrong too.
>>151934427we've had at least 3 Matsui's play in mlb and if you combined all their accomplishments on top of Ichiro's they'd still fall short of Ohtani. Sad!
>>151934469I don’t think players are going to challenge the borderline calls unless they’re in really high leverage spots. It’s just for the one or two times a game when the umps have a brain fart
>>151934486Some of them are def too cocky to let close ones go tho lol. We are gonna see some funny shit for sure.
Imagine being a fan of another man miss me wit dat
>>151934561timmies seething
>>151934064The McRib is great. The Shamrock Shake is not. Maybe it was just the one I tried, but I tried it once and it was so gross I didn't even finish it.
>>151934228Going to miss Benny Biceps. He really stepped up for us when we needed him.
>>151934493Yeah some players are definitely going to chimp and waste their challenges on a meaningless call, YJK
Livvy’s other bf mogs degoy
>buckbroken by a dogcried
doyerpacos be like BWC is a human right!
I broke my two day sobriety today
>>151934561haha
>>151934735one day at a time anon
>>151934728Yeah big white cunny
>>151934723You just know decoy ain’t gettin any from mamiko tho
>>151934750For Asian boys!
>>151934735I'm breaking like a week or whatever sobriety so no biggie.
>>151934766https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_yhrl4Uqiccant wait for a one seat ride to watch our doyers at petco park!
>>151934798
bark bark!
>>151934798Damn doyerpacos, there’s plenty of BWC to go around. no need to be so aggressive
>>151934707nah, decoy is cuter.
decoy cucks literally have no life kek
>>151934921seethe more faggot lol
>>151934886I’m just stirrin the pot waiting for the stove to turn on dawg
Is Skubal leaving my tigs or getting signed to a mega deal?
Stove is going to be cold for a while no one signs in November, mlb is so gay with how long the free agency lasts.
>>151934921dodgers wonohtani wondecoy wonyou lost kek
>>151934921This revved them up but you’re right
decoychads stay winning
still buckbroken by a dog kek
>>151934933>>151934956>>151934956>>151934965>>151934985kys
>>151935016still autistic, still seething, still lost KEK
I’ve stayed out of this but i realized it is pretty odd how obsessed with a dog some doyerpacos are. But I guess they’re doing it now to make people “seethe” It’s better than that shark girl they kept posting
>>151935016No need to be so ruff
>>151935025you're the one seething every time I post ;)
decoy on em!
Do you guys think the Orioles could bounce back? What’s the sitch with their new owner? He no spendy?
>>151935045Never post an emoticon that’s a dead giveaway that you’re seething esp this time of night it’s a common thing
>>151935029I only post decoy because it triggers the autistic poodrepaco kek
>>151935052Like why the hell aren’t they playas for Valdez or Cease?
>>151935029Based griller
what shark girl?
>>151933632>I will not look back on 2025 fondly.Understandable anon but are you not imbued with a sense of hope, perhaps a greater understanding of our game in the modern era? The trials and tribulations which can lead to the highest success?
>>151935067Idk if it’s a poodrepaco but yes if anyone told me to stop posting something or complained about it I would 100% go out of my way to post it more
oh, you like dogs?
>>151934792Ya got the wrong guy!
>>151935077Spy Kids fans are so dismissive of RR's other fine pictures.
anyone else here cubger?
>>151935181
>>151934037pork prices dip below a certain threshold and it becomes financially viable for mcdonalds to offer a pork sandwich. that's the only reason it existsthat said it's the lowest quality meat they can get cobbled together to appear like ribs. I've never been happy I've ordered one.
who yougot now?
>>151935197I made this. surprised it still gets posted.
>>151935216I don't want them to fight :(
>>151935219it's pretty good I think
>>151935237I also made this one at some anon's request
>>151934208do you kiss your dog with that mouth?
>>151934561If white players did that, there'd be a massive media circus and anyone involved would have his career destroyed, but when le wholesome japerinos do it, nobody cares.
you're right, I don't care
>>151935276You can rest easy now since Pete is allowed to be in the hall
soulless: >>151934561soul:
way to kill the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrDacPNWBGAHow mad are the Braves that they let go one of the best clutch hitters of our generation?
>>151935372he hasn't lost in a world series
Cubbies got the hot hand?
>>151935372their fans were saying he wasn't very clutch so I'm sure they're feeling fine
>>151935372Freddie Freeman has performed 1 WAR better than Matt Olson has since 2022.
I did not photoshop Adam Friedland into these screencaps btw
>>151935365:(
>>151935465RIP catman
gn mariners nation
amazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRdmmUaWCzE
>>151935582
>>151935596HE CUTE
>>151934742That feeling when you realized you will never be Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrHTT2IEKpEDodgers vs Blue Jays game 7.
>>151935582ohtani saved us
the fuck?
>alejandro "tubby" kirk
Kek whitoids
>>151935955Primate Chimp Apestrong
go jays go
>>151936073>alejandro kek
Padres???https://youtu.be/UXqgyUWLAI4?list=PLC5yADvFOtkw6LvGhwOobcZQq9FhmQC7s&t=142
>>151935372It's not like it was their fault. They literally got fucked over by Freddie's agent just so his agent could force him to go to LA
gm
