Nucks Edition /hoc/vious >>151929108
I'm happy for the nucks anon :D
We're so back
>>151933631>>151933631>>151933631>>151933631>>151933631>>151933631
remember when brenden dillon cried during the press conference when he was traded from the sharksi do :(
He scored...again
>>151933670but is he going to milan?
a 9:30PM start time in Chicago?
Guys, I don't think Bedard is a bust...
CONNOR BEDARDS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>151933669the time's coming when you're gonna have to stop crying because your team will be good
>>151933670He’s so good man…so good..
>Buffalo
>PPG while being fed one sided penalties the entire period until you score during a (((national broadcast)))Sorry, doesn't count.
>>151933631This is a great thread. Thanks guys!
>>151933763I like it when /hoc/ looks out for each other
>>151933665raped
>>151933670He's the Connor now. Mcdavid is the mcbust
Bunch of shit games on tonight
>rags
I'm actually starting to get concerned. Are the Ducks for real this year?
>>151933953the Ducks are exciting
>>151933962They must have heard that exactly zero people here expected them to have an exciting season, /hoc/ is always wrong
>flyers
>>151933987
>>151933953
>>151933999checked>>151934000checked
>>151934000cheer for a good hockey team
>>151934014Go Flames!
>>151934014
>>151934030My heart goes out to all earnest Yotes fans out there.
>scorefull draw in Salt Lake City
>when you just wanna go to the pumpkin patch with your best bro but you're stuck with three peetys instead (they didnt wanna go)
The leap bedard took from year 2 to year 3 is hard to wrap my head around
>>151934050Never judge a player for what he does in the NHL as a teenager.
Can the Devils hurry up and score already I placed a huge bet on them and I owe child support soon
Stop giving the puck away pl0x ^_^
>it was 2-0
>>151934049Donnie & Dhali talked about this interview today. They didn't like his answers and body language, said as the captain of the team he has to do better than that and to show himself as a leader.Also mentioned how Vancouver Canucks ownership and the franchise view all the media attention as the "enemy", as though the passion and expectations from the city are just too much.
>Бyйвoл бyйвoл Бyйвoл бyйвoл бyйвoл бyйвoл Бyйвoл бyйвoл
>>151934050it took mackinnon a long time to adjust as well
The Buffalo Sabres are a money-laundering scheme. It's the only way this shit makes sense.
>>151934150Terry Pegula and his ex were in a marriage of convenience and defrauded anyone who would sit down long enough to sign shoddy paperwork Good luck trying to hold them accountable, though
I absolutely hate female color commentators. Just yap yap yap and they all have that annoying deep voice they do.
TUSKS UP
>>151934164You like a girl with a super deep natural bass like Dr. Girlfriend? weird.. https://youtu.be/NZudxWdQNRg
I fucking knew they were gonna give up a shitty goal before the end of the period So typical
buffalo just buffaloed (not in buffalo)
TRUNK DOWNTUSKS UPTHAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO PUCK
>>151934234How vulgar.
>>151934238
Buffalo Sabres Utah Mammoth buffalo buffalo Toronto Maple Leafs
>>151934238You wouldn't get it you don't have any good teams
I took my dad to see Nuremberg, his health deterioration in the past 6 months is indescribable, it's fucking awful to see.
watching nxt
>>151934242
>>151934067My Schaefer will be a bust?
I’m going to my teams subreddit this thread is dead
>>151933631Find it funny how the Red Wings guys keep trying to do that "pass the puck from across the ice near the goal" thing like they're Pavel Datsyuk or something, only to fail miserably.
found some cool vintage 50's paperbacks at the thriftshop
>>151934333Never judge them for negative things.
>>151934292oof. my dad is 78 and declining hard. I wonder how much longer he has left
>>151934355I really don't fucking care
SCAAAAAAR
>the city of Newark
SCARRRRRRR
MY MAMMOTH! :)
>>151934338Ok we can start quality posting again, he’s gone
>>151934292I’m sorry anon you’re a good son
The Devils are FUCKING TRASH
>a black NHL official in the city of Salt Lakewell, I'll be dipped
>>151934342what are the books about lad?
>>151934361fatherless behavior.
>>151934382you're gonna be fatherless before me from the sounds of it
>>151934388be better.
>And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon>Little boy blue and the man in the moon>"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when>We'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then"
Markstrom sucks, just run Allen and Daws.
>>151934382>>151934388Both of you guys stop this is retarded
>>151934067So you're saying Celebrini will be teleporting the puck behind goalies next year.
>>151934410Markstrom was never good I don't know why the Devils are giving him a chance
I love Bertuzzi
>>151934411I'm Bedarded
>>151934411But enough about you.
>>151934292Sorry to hear that dude
I wish I was at home on my couch watching hockey but instead I'm wage slaving while all the games are being played
>>151934446Don't you mean you're sorry to hear that saar
>>151934137>Also mentioned how Vancouver Canucks ownership and the franchise view all the media attention as the "enemy"It's not hard to figure out why the ownership sees media as the enemy. Haven't the Canucks media tried to their hardest to get that dude out of there? Writing stories about child abuse and shit when the child was like 25 years old.
>>151934446Thank you bro.
>>151934444checked
>>151934421What he meant is that there will be no more goalies to stop his pucks.
>>151934452keep striving brother, one day you will be in a better spot and you'll be to enjoy more hockey
>>151934464Now eat his poop
Let's Go Abbotsford
>scorefull draw in the Windy City
The devils are swarming
>>151934490CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!>the city of Newark
WHAT A GOALHOLY JUMPIN
HOLY FUCK THAT GOAL WAS INSANE
EXPOSED
going to guess it was Puke Poos who got beat on that
>goal so sick it hurt the tendie
That would've been a cooler goal if it was Bedard. Who the fuck is Lafferty?
>>151934500Did you really take the time to mark every single post from that guy.. are you okay?
>>151934511he injured filip chytil once
>more dangerous draw in SLCWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!
>>151934515Who hasn't?
thea hail a cute with her stumpy arms
what a play
>>151934517I think that game is actually over. How far behind are you?
puck watching
wtf was that, knight? Didn’t even bother to slide over
The Blackhawks haven't had a half-decent defenseman since Keith.
>>151934527knights play tomorrow bro
>>151934524Just seeing if the rest of you are paying attention
>>151934527 he can’t teleport dude kek
So I'm moving onI'll never forgetAs you lay there and watched meAccepting the endI knew you were scaredYou were strong, I was tryingI gave you my handI said it's okayletting go time to leave hereAnd I'll carry onThe best that I canwithout you here beside meLet him come take you home
>>151934534How has pretending to be retarded been working out for you?
>>151934541>pretendingyou're giving that poster too much credit
Which Hughes brothers do people think is the best
just my last marner of the night
>>151934545Hugh gives a fuck?
Man they’ve been all over bedard tonight
>>151934545Birth order
>>151934545Pretty sure most people would say Quinn>Jack >Luke
boomer beer league player here. these kids are insanely good at hockey but why do they never think to put a single part of their body on the opposing player's body? these back-and-forth, 17-pass-tic-tac-toe plays can get shut down way earlier if someone just played the body ?
>gary time
>>151934568fuck off baseball fag
>>151934545if luke had any other last name he would be in utica
>>151934558>>151934562That’s what I thought. Too early to tell but I don’t know if Quinn has the highest ceiling tbqh
WAAAAAAAVE YOUR HANDS FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND SAYOH I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRYAND JOE HENDRY IS SO PRESTIGIOUS
>50% of tonught’s gaymes go to garytimeWhen will >we rebel
>>151934550think you mean your last nic roy
Really miss Nazar…
>>151934594don't lie copey, we all know you don't think
bedard's great anytime obviously but he's better when there's fewer men to divide his attention and he can really focus on each of them
This woman is actually good desu
>>151934601no milly
Fuck this faggot holy shit someone kill him next time
hahaha calgary btfo
apologize to markstrom
What a fucking great goalie pass
>the city of Connor Bedard he'll git'em next time
and the devils secure their garypoint
Who even likes this team and why?
>>151934621we don't bully slovakia here
What a fluke. These cunt announcers were trying to jinx it
>>151934581>but I don’t know if Quinn has the highest ceiling tbqhI don't think Jack will ever reach Quinn's ceiling, because he's had 3 shoulder injuries already. My guess is that he will have at least 2 more and with each operation his ceiling will get lower.
>>151933631
>>151934625I shant.
>>151934636KEK BBC! Good one dude I love interracial porn
>>151934614no thoughts, head empty
>>151934656A thing of beauty
>>151934658we don't post our ailments here
>>151934575you can't be an 88+ IQ American and not like baseball but thanks for the >u
>>151934689I think you're posting in the wrong thread. You might be alittle under 88 IQ
>>151934636stop talking shit
>>151934680cope, my back hurts from carrying this genny
>>151934712you gonna cry if I don't?
>>151934700the question was about hockey, the image doesn't need to be related. that's how this place has always worked but maybe you showed up and brought your reddit rules with you, who the fuck knows.
>>151934568junior leagues have been discouraging contact for a while due to parental concerns, as i understand it
>>151934800>baseball fag>starts talking about redditwow who coulda guessed
My Debbie’s!
>>151934651Me too
>>151934820we all go through the edgy "baseball is boring" phase in our late teens, i get it>>151934816do you mean youth hockey in general or major junior specifically? either way i imagine you're right though i'm not sure it's a great idea
>>151934904no if you like baseball then you like balls and that means you are gay
>>151934936lmao gottem
>>151934904what then does liking pucks mean?
>>151934986meant for>>151934936
>>151934986>>151934993well apparently getting called gay means you can't post straight now. how is your aids?
>Another baseball bitch BTFO'd/hoc/ is blessed
hoc more like gay fag LOL LMAO
stfu poo peeland
>>151935107did ya get autosaged yet today bud kwab
>>151935188no
>>151935261what kind of other primitive instruments like the didgeridoo do you guys play down there?
>>151935369The lagerphone is a traditional Australian musical instrument
did they send me daughters when i askedfor sons
https://youtu.be/LhfB_kq1qg8
>36 NHL teamswhy not 72? why not 100?
>>151935473Why not merge with the KHL and have the Stanley Cup be contested interleague
>>151935473now THATS garyvision
>>151935473>He thinks there are 36 teamslol I see that you are canadian and you don't know hockey so i will give you a pass
>>151935505i literally just got here from india
my soilers played a good game of hockey tonight : D
didn't watch hockey today
>>151935552Didn’t ask
How?
>>151935583>six goals
>>151935593Like what the literal fuck where they thinking getting saros to do this commercial? He isn't even top 20 for goalies
>>151935602Should have used a Russian goalie who can barely speak EnglishFinns hardly seem to ever have heavy accents
>>151935557and yet tranny, tiny is kwaboty again kek
nobody asked, you stupid tranny fuck
>>151935480Lmao that's what they did 100 years ago. The stanley cup was an interleague championship. The obrien trophy is the chapionship trophy of the nhl
Ngl I kind of wish Russia wasn't banned from international hocky. Seeing Ovi, Demidov and Geno line would have been sick
>>151935473I'm Bill Daly and there should be more pucks too
>>151935702O'brien's also the name of the NBA trophyWeird
shartstorm made a good pass today
>>151935701nyla has aids AND tiny r con is a crackhead
Since Christmas season is around the corner I'm starting to miss telethon which CTV used to air, I remember binged watching like 5 movies a day when it aired and my local elementary raised money one time. People always talk about Saturday morning cartoons and shopping malls when it comes to 90's but never mention telethons.
>Once again struggled against a bottom feeder teamDo you think he is happy?
>>151935803I honestly think he's autistic why the fuck he bothered signing an extension?
>>151935794I watched the new smiling friends and it was gay. What makes you think cartoons are good?
Over here during Christmas, people would hang a star like one of these outside their house.
>>151935812he feels bad that he persuaded draisaitl to resign
>>151935817what the fuck made you think anyone asked
>>151935814>the newspotted your problem
>>151935814The recent Looney Tunes movies isn't so bad.
>>151935849Yeah I saw you too
>>151935914that's what you get for peeking in your mom's room
>ContendersColoradoCarolina>PretendersNew JerseyAnaheimMontrealWinnipeg>FraudsDallasBostonPittsburghUtah
>>151936058>Slumping earlyEdmontonLas Vegas>Hot but not sustainableChicagoSan Jose>Mid as expectedLos AngelesOttawaSeattle>Slighter over achievingPhiladelphia>Slightly under achievingNew York Islanders>RagsRags
>>151936067>2nd half teamsTampa BayMinnesotaFloridaToronto>Non playoff teamsWashingtonColumbusVancouverBuffaloNashville>Yzerplan tierDetroit>The absolute pits, bottom of the barrel, worst of the worst, no other team comes close to being this shitCalgary
great job looking at the standings chudmy flames still rule
Admit that you'd be happy if the >rags won the Cup /hoc/
they have adam fox, matt rempe and jt miller and i dont like them
>>151936072I think Florida would be bumped up to contender tier once Tkachuk and Barkov return.
>>151936156your Hoc-1B visa has been revokedyou must return to /cric/ immediately
>>151936146Rempe will probably be sent back to AHL
>>151936220If he's not waivers exempt he'll get claimed
>>151936104the basement
>>151936239counterpoint: Russian scene girl instathot
>>151936239Why don't Oilers fans have any furniture?
The increase in abuse of officials is concerning, especially at lower levels
>>151936326Nice
>>151936146Cope Adam Fox's father was a long-time season ticket holder for the New York Rangers
>>151936402still a scumbag for how he treated my flames after they watched him play and liked what they saw and drafted him. fuck you adam fox
Sharks got lucky and as always everyone treats the OT win like any other win. If I could strangle some of these people to death
>>151936072on the sixth year of yzerplan, my gm gave to meeleventh in the conference standings
>>151936388she has a few things going for her
>>151936434jen
geez i missed some retard kino
>>151936434Kek
Nemec my beloved got a hattyfuck that pork coach though, i hope Nemec finds a better home for him
>>151936058As a Detroit fan, I hate how well the Avs are doing. We used to be rivals for fuck's sake. We destroyed them back in 2008.
brooksie diedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhVC8uEbQU
>>151936537Cancer huh? Yeah, that will kill you.
>>151936537F
oof, kevin
>>151936675I hate Geekie's name so I'm agreeing with Kevin
Dallasies vs Montrealies tonite
>>151936104My expectations for the team were low but my God.. Whatever, they have just a high chance to win the cup this year as the Oilers. Still wont detract me from flamesposting
just set my alarm in time to not miss /ourgirl/
>>151936830hi and yeah ive been feeling really depressed lately about everything i wish everyone would just accept the tank but when you read the comments on flames social media i kinda get why were stuck in this loop :(the flamesposting must never cease
>>151936072>laffsKek
>>151936824ill be watching this game
>>151936675Based. More nhl players need to shitpost on Twitter
>>151936830The Flames still have a chance to turn it around with Wolf
>>151936858on twitter. not here. /hoc/ is 35+.
the laffs are 2nd last in the conference and they've lost the season series to the only team below them so far...
>>151936843will you still be a flames fan after they move back to atlanta?
>>151936882I'm 48, most of you guys are still young
the chicago blackhawks are 8-9 with a +11 goal differential
just woke up from a nightmare that the Leafs were so bad this year they got the first pick and drafted McKenna. I'm worried bros
>>151936887it's this kind of hubris that will land the leafs the first overall pick, let's choose our words carefully
>>151936898thats not gonna happenbut no>>151936929the mckenna talk seems to have slowed down a bit i wonder if hes not performing well
Let's have an amazing day /hoc/
>>151936882Wait are 32 year olds now too young for /hoc/?
Zoomers OUT
>>151936967if you weren't in middle school on 9/11, you are not welcomed, no.
Gary brought us bagels this morning!
Any news on Matthews yet? Looks like it's going to be another season where he doesn't reach 82 gp.
>He's 38 years old >Still posts in /hoc/
>>151936990I had already had sex with two (2) girls by the time 9/11 happened
>>151937064There's nothing wrong with posting in /hoc/
>I can't generate offense, it's not my fault.
>>151937064hoc is a U123 league.
>>151937101Dis this supposed net minder never hear tell of Brodeur?
Mammies :)
>>151936957Thanks for the reminder. Let’s have a great day :)
>>151936957woke up early to be fresh for the game tonight and also wagelyf>>151937101>
Jackies play tonight
>>151936929>the Leafs were so bad this year they got the first pickyou might want to sit down, I've got some GOOD news for you
>>151937238It's top five protected.
nightmare fuel: soilers first round pick is protected top 12. they could get mckenna
>>151937097Why is the rat so zesty? What’s up with Nova Scotians?
Leafs down to starting two Ahl tenders. My God, O my God, Treliving is a masterclass of dumbassery.
>>151937253so how will that work when they don't have next year's first rounder either?
Should Skinner be one of the back up at the Olympics?
>>151937342McKenna's draft class is 2026. Toronto's 2026 1st rounder is top 5 protected. The way leafs are playing, it is possible that they draft McKenna.
>>151937327we have pizzazz
he's not the only one
>>151937360>Heating upjust like my Islanders
>laffs
my dead wings will once again fail to win 40 games this seasonI can feel it in my plums
>>151937376That's what happens when you try to stand up to your wife's bull
>>151937376They really got RUINED
>>151937382Patrick Kane made a colossal mistake signing with the dead wings instead of the apehawks
>>151937376Matthews gave Treliving the Patrick Roy special after the Bruins loss. Seems like the latter has side with Berube. Big news coming.
>>151937395maybe he wanted to be shot by arabs instead of "youths"
Auston Matthews injury considered not serious, but will miss a couple of games
someone please post the webm of the canadian trying to break the leg over another player with his skatethank you
>>151937376Laffs somehow win more with Fatthews out of the lineup so expect them to bounce back.
I can't see the puck
>>151937541That's because there's no game on right now
>>151937543Pessimist, you'll get nowhere in life with a stark outlook like thatAlso, Solar Bears are playing the Icemen in Jacksonville
> "Reminder to come join us tonight for another exciting edition of 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh'. We've got a full slate of rape matchups brought to you by Rogers. Rogers, they always roger you."
>>151937101They hated him for he told the truth
>>151937264Imagine the hazing McDavid will give him
he's undeniable
Laffs are subject to clean out all vestiges of the Shanaplan, meaning Treetard and Berube both go.
>>151937616has treliving made a single good move? and no 'calling mitch marner at the trade deadline and begging him to waive his no trade clause and marner telling the old kook to fuck off' was not a good move
>>151937568They were acquitted you filty tr00n
>>151937712>They were acquittedLaffs were acquitted?Soilers?
Epstein was a huge caniac
gary should grow the game in southeast asia so i can get cheap bootleg jerseys
#TusksUp #Sabrehood
>>151937776
>>151937774North Korea Besters
When will it be the Sabres year?
>>151937798need a bigger marketkinda like snessandwidched between HUGE markets>rags>hasbs>laffs
>>151937798After the Gary's era. The Leafs will be moved to the Metropolitan division.
>>151937816Laffs have a big market and they're shit forever.
I hope the Gary era never ends
>>151937816>sandwiched between ragsPitt, Columbus, and Detroit are all closer than Manhattan.
Mackinnon is stat pad babby, all his assists are secondary
If a Canadian team was definitely going to win the cup this year, which team do you want it to be?
>>151937837Same
>>151937863Retard
>>151937857t.
>>151937863It's gotta be the Flames
>>151937874Shut the fuck up
>>151937883Don't talk to her like that
>>151937635Not at the Nhl level.
>>151937863
I'm going to be sick.
>>151937916Get well soon fren
>>151937916>who?laffs and boombs are in so much shit it almost pains me
>>151937916>laffs fans talking trash about the Bruins line up 2 nights ago
>>151937571>truththere are 12 goalies not named wolf who have contributed on offense this season
>>151937916> "Our feature game tonight on 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh.'"
>>151937916Man that Tavares contract becomes more and more undervalued each day. What a putz
Expanding the NHL into Canada was a mistake
>>151937986If the Canadian team arenas become US embassies they will become American teams and Gary the great will award them cups
My predictions for 2026 Olympics: >1-11 I dunno>12 Binlan we suck
>>151937798When they finally relocate
lots of atlantic action tonightexpect fraud to be unveiled
big bounce back game for slaf
>>151937916Imagine getting your heart ripped out because of boreball and this is what you return to kwab
>>151938052he's a big guy
>>151937863Habs
>>151937863>Canadian team was definitely going to win the cupKek, we don't post hyperbole here.
>>151938090Welcome black
>>151938090be assertive
>>151937916>laffs
>>151938090
>>151938052i look like this
>>151938202Mirin’ your jaw line
>>151938239thanks, man
>>151936338Perhaps they should do their jobs instead of pretending to be the arbiters of reality
For me, it's getting pucks in deep
>>151936338Spare the rod, spoil the ref.
>>151937984ya I'm sure he doesn't have a bunch of Boston Pizza ads lined up to skirt the cap in traditional laffs fashion
>>151936338builds character
>>151936675It was against the leafs so Gary allowed it.
>>151937916>laffs fans whine about the roster being soft and weak for years despite being the best they've had in history>replace nearly every talented skill player with meatheads and slow grinder players>team is dogshit>laffs fans are now upset and irate
>>151938239ngl i have yet to meet someone IRL with a weak jawline
would you rather:>your team gets refpuck'd in game 7 SCF >your team has a lady coach>your captain is a bisexual
>>151938315>We need to be more like the PanthersTheir goons are actually skilled too, dumb ass laffs
>>151938262Sorry coach I tried to do my gay little dangle again
>>151938322The Panthers having good players that don't quit on them is what matters most. I would take Tkachuk over Matthews every day of the week
>>151938320is the lady the head coach?
>>151938315Three things.1. This may come as a surprise, but laffs fans do not think with one mind. They have varying opinions.2. They're still not playing a 'tough' system. Completely passive. Dump with no chase. Never ever put any pressure on the opposing team. Stick-checks in their own end and just collapse to the slot if they push in.3. Yes, the team is dogshit.
>>151938317So you only hang out around other chads
>>151938004You’re not that bad. You have a decent chance at silver or bronze
We're watching Frölunda-Örebro if you're wondering
>>151938320Just need lady coach and my oilyboys have all 3
>>151938373Tldr>laffs
>>151938373>laffs fans do not thinkYes, we know.
Canada fatigue
>>151938492Damn I set myself up for that one.
Do Finns have fins?
>>151938430Go Frolunda!
speaks volumes.
>>151938578Check them the next time you sauna
I'd hate to get gaslit in press conferences and forced to watch Travis Hamonic by a woman
>>151938320>your team gets refpuck'd in game 7 SCFAt least I would have enjoyed the ride up until then.
>>151938711>femma
The #leafs have placed David Kämpf on unconditional waivers for the purpose of terminating his contract.As expected, and as reported earlier by @DarrenDreger
>minnesota gave up a first for this
>>151939109what a big baby
>>151939109NOOOOOOOOOOO not the heckin Kampferino and the waiverino he's got snoterino NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ottersisters, how could this happen to us? at this rate he won't even make the olympic roster...
>>151934570
>>151939142vgh...golden shower bros...we have four really bad players....who are we going to KWAB at now?
>>151939109didn't they loophole some guy in the minors for 1.5 million as well?
>>151939142
>>151939142He’s tired from his baby. Daccord will take his place in Milan
>>151939198I would have cried if that happened to me
>>151939197He refuses to play so he won't get paid, how is that a loophole?
>>151939359ya I wonder whose telling him not to play and how many free pizzas he'll be getting for the rest of his life
>>151933631>Nucks EditionShould be nukes edition and Vancouver should be nuked first.
2028 scf: habs vs. hawkscutefield vs bedard
>>151939457>soup (unc)I wish every tumblr faggot that invaded this sport gets sodomized
>>151939475>threatening tumblr with a good time
it is amazing
>>151937712The Governor of Long Island wasn't.
>>151939475>be perry's age>love soup>enjoy sodomisation (benefiter)
>>151939474Very exciting fr fr
>>151939457arber is never going to order nuggies
>>151939490
Got some smelling salts today so I can get zooted with the boys before puck drop. Never tried them.
>>151939474Retard
So bedard finally decided not to be a bust but still won’t make the Olympic team? Sad
>>151939492They should have real sharks swimming around under the ice
>>151939492Looks like shit.
>>151939631monitor on
>>151939492I’ve seen better
>>151939492not even saying this is bad (I would love it if I was a kid) but I wish there was a word for when actual artists produce something with an AI-slop aesthetic
>4 hours + 10 minutes before puck drops
>>151939644this makes no sense>have them exit mountain >but also put tusks on it
>>151939109Mein Kampf :(
went to watch my local ECHL team today. we won
>>151939815Based! Hope you had fun :)
>>151939631just like my oilers
>>151939815oops forgot to change the flag>>151939835yeah, the hat I bought cost more than the ticket
Hello /hoc/!
>>151939815>east coast league>in the ukNorwich Nordiques?
>>151939964Its the one dude here who pretends to be like 5
>>151939927Neat. I should go to my local AHL team’s game
luongo is backbob traded the edm
>>151940050
>>151940010its fuckin nice
>>151940066watch your language
We're getting an ECHL team but realistically I'm not sure how much I'm going to want to shlep up to Rio Rancho.
i wish my town had a pro team. i'd get season tix to the fphl, even.
>>151940073do you think you're the language police? that doesn't exist
>>151940073>filsdepouth
>>151940126i have a badge and a taser
>>151940126/hoc/ is a Christian general
>>151940126it does exist in quebec
>>151934292damn maybe that jewish movie is gonna be what does him in. you POS.
>>151940066I’ll look into it
In four games since shaving his head, Artemi Panarin has:>3 goals>6 assists>9 points
>>151940222checkedvery family oriented but for me the selling point is i can get shitfaced by bringing in booze and taking the bus home
>>151940126/hoc/ is a family friendly website. There could be kids browsing
>>151940252poor kids
Thinking about changing my name to Gary
>>151940289the lobster?bettman?some baseboll player?
>>151940171Kek he requested it.
>>151940318Bettman
>>151940289Just change it to Gay
Had a dream that all my old friends showed up on at my front door to surprise me for my birthday. I was crying in my dream because I was so happy. Then I woke up and wanted to kill myself. I've been friendless for about 10 years now. It's not my birthday either so don't bother.
>>151940393That's what I'm changing it from
>>151940411I'm sorry fren :(
>>151940413Nothing wrong with that
[good knews] knights play today :)
>>151940411There's also great value in solitude
>>151940411I know that feeling bro. I haven’t had friends since school
>>151940438Thats super gay
>>151940463based hockey is for everyone
>>151940484Even me?
>>151940526no
A Flamiac is a Flames maniac
>>151940484Only for the super gay teams
bought tickets for tonight's habs game but saw ed belfour and mike modano retired :(
>>151940566So a retard?
I'm going to hit the hay. Good night guys
>>151940566
>>151940692Sleep tight <3b
I’m going to get to attend a forum with Mike Sullivan next month :)
>>151940692It's literally the middle of the fucking day... are you on a VPN again?
>>151940773Why
>>151940950My company invited him to speak to us about winning mentalities
>>151940969Bro hasn’t won shit in 8 fucking years
>>151941005Then our company is in for a rough period
how does vegas consider the flames the favorite tonight against the sharks? not even just like a slight -120ish favorite, they are a heavy -167 favorite.
>>151941032the bookies know hoob has heated up enough to carry the team to victory
>>151940969Damn I need one of those. I should get Mike Sullivan to talk to me
>>151941107He'd probably call you a fag. Could you handle that?
>>151941141I have experience, which coincidentally is one of the traits Mike Sullivan values the most!
>>151941032Welp. Guess we're making easy money tonight
>>151941141I wonder if he’s even called Crosby that
>>151941270I've called Crosby that
>>151941291Unlock it Bud
Why did Gary send the preds to Sweden? He should have sent the nucks
>>151940411I’d be your friend.
>>151941032flames gotta get outta their slump sometime. maybe vegas knows that hoöb is heating up
>>151929108 (OP)Sorry I posted in the dead thread it should be here for discussion: Seems like there is an unwritten agreement where all the NHL teams have to have at least one nigger. It's jew enforced affirmative action to include unqualified niggers in the place of another White hockey player. Think you're watching a great White sport of hockey then jews have to ruin it by forcing teams to include a nigger. They've been doing this for over a decade now.
>>151941568Really? I don’t think the bruins have a single black player
>>151941568Dummy, Lucic, many such cases.
>>151941600He’s beating up rookies in the AHL right now
>>151941568Should have left this in the dead thread, buddy.
>The Avalanche have signed goalie Scott Wedgewood to a 1-year extension>AAV of $2.5 million
>>151941612And his wife at home.
>>151941723Holy fuck a goalie that knows his own value
which players are gayother than crosby
>>151941806>>151941806>>151941806New
>>151941421
>>151941578That's good. I was going through rosters and seeing too many token nogs on teams. Figured the jews were giving the team owners kickbacks for doing so.The only foreigners jews can get into hockey is other Europeans, which is okay. jews ruined baseball with all the spics. Football and soccer obviously has tons of nigs, which is the jews wet dream for entertainment for Whites.