first for bussy
men in goff jerseys get this bussy sopping wet
#1 seed
>>151947527>jj mccarthy faggots talked shit about maye all nightKEEP CRYING BITCH NIGGAS
>>151947527>you now remember the Titans fired Vrabelbut why though. He took the shit tier Titans to the fucking AFC Championship game. And you fire him. ????
>>151947478And reminder, this isn't even supposed to be the good year for the Pats. A lot of cap space for next year.
The Jets are going to blow their rebuild because of this Epstein stuff
>>151947536Hey, Goff here. I don't know what that is, but I guess I'll take it as a compliment. Thanks for the support. -JG
>>151947549Gaye was close to having his own arm punt tonight thoughbeit, but the two Jet defenders ran into each other.
The Pats can go 15-2, and I still wouldn't believe in that team.
>>151947550Why did they draft Levis?Why did they give up on Levis prematurely and draft Ward?Poverty franchise activities.
1 seed is meaningless when the only reason you're getting it is because the two other teams in the running won't make it just because of the ChiefsIf the Patriots make a playoff run, they'll have to play the Chiefs too
>>151947561Gaye will have to start playing way better his last three games have been pretty meh.
>>151947563>give up on Levis prematurely and draft Ward?To be fair they could go back to him next season if Ward shows nothing. He broke his collarbone in the offseason and wasn't going to play anyway.
>>151947561>>151947566Crybabies
>>151947550Woman owner. Just ask Bears fans, they had to endure it for decades.
>>151947561their defense is mediocre but Maye is one of the best QBs in the league at 23 years old. I don't think they're winning the Super Bowl but they should be a favorite for next year.
Sex with Kaylee Hartung
>>151947566>it's meaningless because the Colts and Broncos have to face a 5-4 teamAre you even listening to yourself?
>Treveyon Henderson praises God and Jesus >scores 3 TDsCoincidence?
>>151947573I know the titans suck but ward looks awful so far. Usually you can see a spark in a QB that has potential, like Maye last year. By the end of the year people kinda knew he was good. Ward just seems bad thus far, especially for a 1st overall pick.
>>151947552That's the crazy part. This was suppose to be the year where they just show improvement and maybe make the wildcard. The fact they're the #1 seed with the easiest schedule left is crazy.
>>151947527>All the statistics show Herbert under massive pressure but this one... he isn'tGetting tired of all these ultra specific statisticsAnyways look how small Drake Maye looks sandwiched between Mike Vrabel and Andrew Whitworth
>>151947603You're reading it backwards, it shows he's the most pressured qb in the league.
>>151947586Yeah she's a babe
>>151947585He looks like a really well coached black qb. Scrambles around a bit then lofts a pass to a receiver sitting in a zone somewhere
>>151947566>h-hey guys, remember the chiefs?
Patriots were not supposed to be this good again so soon after Brady. It's not fair. Yes, I am a seething Billsfag.
Imagine Justin Fields with an elite team around him. Just imagine.
>>151947603>I can't read a graph
>>151947612>>151947626Well they put it backwards sheesh>>151947625So a slower dumber Lamar circa 2022?
we're all watching aespa next right?
>>151947622keeeeeek
Of the 19 different teams Brady has beaten in playoffs, he beat 16 different organizations during all 7 of his Superbowl runs That's an entire division worth of teams and Brady beat them in playoffs during a Super bowl winning season. Idk why I looked this up but now you know
why doesn't Fields just run Wildcat? What's the point of starting him if he isn't running every other play?
>>151947622kek true. Everyone is focused on the Patriots, Colts, and Broncos that you completely forget about the Queefs.
Was it him all along?
>>151947564I always wondered who that guy's 'sarcastic snarky metrosexual' look was supposed to appeal to
>>151947654Yes, he's a beautiful example of the Peter PrincipleHe's an outstanding OC who is not qualified to be HC
9-2
>>151947642An entire conference you mean
>>151947645he does run every other play
>>151947654This dude is an enigma. The moment he leaves New England he turns to crap yet when he returns he's great.
The chiefs are the biggest frauds to ever exist in all of nfl history. No other team that's as loaded as the queefs would have lost two Superbowls (no thanks to their pathetic qb performance I might add). The 5-11 patriots under a rookie Brady won two Superbowl back to back something only the real goat could've done.Brady and the patriots never had any games in the owl come down to a random dpi in the past 2 minutes to get an asterick ring whereas the chiefs have 3 asterick rings.
>>151947642Mahomes meanwhile has beaten 9 different teams on his way to a super bowl MiamiJacksonvilleTexansTitansBillsRavens SteelersEagles49ers
The school board needs to apologize to Redden right now.
When are the Pats fans gonna return to the internet? In the Brady years they were everywhere but I hardly see them even now when their team is good again.
>>151947640>>151947651WE'RE STILL HERE
Reminder, Justin Fields admits to taking "four seizure pills" every morning to deal with his epilepsy.Reminder, doctors have no clue how the brain really works, or what epilepsy really is.Seizure drugs just blunt and dull the brain so it doesnt fire uncontrollably.There is a reason his reaction time is bad, and why he cant read the field or go through progressions and has shitty memory.Its too bad, he could be a huge role model for epileptic kids, but he CAINT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3glwtXrj0c
>>151947682>>151947686Statmutt is back
>>151947692The Melon-Muncher Mafia is keeping him down. No way he'll get his job back.
Bo Nix make __ ______?
>>151947699Do you mind deleting this? Just for now.
Chiefs aren't a main character this season
Chiefs lose their relevance if the Broncos win
Brady beatColtsSteelersWashingtonGreen BayRaidersChargersChiefs SaintsRavensPanthersRamsFalconsJaguars
Vrabel sounds like Stone Cold
>but coach, it's just a word. It doesn't hurt anybody>I KNOW but just don't say it in public!
>>151947699This is like one of those "studies" about Hitler having a micropenis. The dude just sucks theres no real need to make up extra reasons why he's shit
Patriots are legitThey sucked to open the season but beating the Bills unironically changed them on a spiritual level
>>151947735TexansSeahawksTitansForgot the last 3
My browns are making the owl next year. I think it's our time since we finally have a good qb.
>>151947713Bo Nix make ya afaggot?
>>151947750Josh Allen passed the torch to Drake Maye
>>151947750>AFC north
If this Sunday is full of shit games I might get upset
I'm feeling a lil hungry bros....
>>151947768Steelers aren't winning that division.
>>151947781Sir this is an NFL thread, Hope Solo belongs elsewhere
>>151947749Most NFL players use adderall. If your favorite QB was taking Klonopin before games, it would effect his performance.The fact that he is forced to take this shit means he has no ceiling, and it will never "click" where he turns the corner. It was over before he was even drafted.
>>151947696Lol
>MY 9-2 Patties
>>151947713a trip to Turkey
Teams Not Listed (12)Arizona CardinalsChicago BearsCincinnati BengalsCleveland BrownsDallas CowboysDenver BroncosDetroit LionsMinnesota VikingsNew England PatriotsNew York GiantsNew York JetsTampa Bay BuccaneersThe 12 teams to not have been beaten by Mahomes or Brady in playoffs during a championship run. Notable exclusions, Giants, Bengals, Patriots and Buccaneers. Eli ensured the giants wouldn't be, and Brady ensured neither of his teams wouldn't be beaten by Mahomes in playoffs during a championship run.
Can any ball knowers explain to me how Cam Wards throwing motion isnt a horrible detriment to his accuracy and power?
>PFF
>/sp/ doesnt have degenerates anymore, everyone goes to sleep for work in the morningSAD!
>>151947578Lions have a woman owner and now they’re good.Shiela Ford’s dad owned them since 1963 and they sucked.
pro football fungus
>>151947599Will this be the death of the meme QB?
>>151947841
>>151947841im here
>>151947867Tell me your best drinking story
>>151947895wet bussy
you know a team is for real when they win a trap game on a thursday night
What bust will the Jets draft at QB next draft?
>>151947962Mandozer
Which fanbases are spoiled?
>>151947972Well Tennessee shouldn't even have a team, so the Titans' fanbase
>>151947972Patriots by default...which I hate to admit.
>>151947972If your team won an Owl within the last 10 years then you're spoiled
>Blaxson DarkCant trust em
>>151947972It's not fair that the Patriots went from Brady/Belichick to Maye/Vrabel in such a short time.
need the sneed it or keep it update k thanks
More like snood it...goodnight /nfl/
Do you think the Rams can go 6-2 over their final 8 games?>vs Seahawks>vs Bucs>@Carolina>@Cardinals>vs Lions>@Seahawks>@Falcons>vsCardinals
>>151948106goodnight I love you
Just listened to Ocho say all Fields needs is Tee higgins or Jamar Chase to elevate him to being good. Do they not realize Garrett Wilson's actually a good player or something?
Nights like this you remember how worthless it all isHope more things about woody connections to Epstein come out hopefully
>>151947972packerfags
>JUSTin Fields
Redskins vs Dolphins might be the worst event to occur in Spain since the Peninsular War.
>>151948162Probably not thats a tuff schedule
>>151948162Seahawks, Lions, and Bucs can go either wayRest look good
Pats and Broncos aren’t even on the same level the Colts are on
>Pats have an incredibly easy schedule
Pats still lost to the raiders
>pats are the good guys now
this nigger justin fields game highlights are just throwing to a rb or te at the line of scrimmage. is this just a deformation of wildcat shit? same for that eagles nigger, dont think he is off the hook.
it's funny how the top 3 seeds in the AFC are all frauds
>>151948283Chiefs lost to the Jags. The Bills lost to the Dolphins. Eagles lost to the Giants. Whats your point?
>>151948300Fields had a really good throw dropped by his receiver
You how remember the Aaron Rodgers Jets era
>>151948345U r a faget
>>151948345>JagsAren't really that bad>DolphinsWhen Tua's playing well the team is actually alright>GiantsLol
I just came here to do two things, lick buttholes and Bo Nix. And I'm all out of Bo Nix
>mfw reading these posts and realizing nobody here knows ball
>>151948371Reddit has better football discussion
Even though the Broncos are super banged up at least Lil'Jordan Humphrey is coming back to Denver, right?
>>151948162Seahawks are a paper tiger. They're getting folded on Sunday.
>>151948383And the Rams aren't?
>they're a paper tiger>it's a trap game
You can't save the Jets, trash franchise
>>151948392i look like this and say this
Von Miller trade wants to sit on the sidelines in Denver and pray for another ring
Do I think the Bears can defeat the superior Minnesota KANGZ in their divisional matchup this Sunday? Heh. For me, that's an easy answer...Nein.
>>151948389seahawks have looked great against shit teams and bad against good teams. the 49s and bucs losses were close, but they were both losses. the rasm are a good team and seattles big hurdle to taking the #1 seed. i am not confident in the team rising to the occasion
>>151948429Ja
The Whiter Fanbase Won
>>151948494There are no white NFL fanbases, that’s a college football thing.
>>151948421He's missing the uncrustables.
>>151948389Rams faced tougher competition
>larping as a minn*sota sports fan againthe only question is, pissconsin, burrs or loins fan?
This explains a lot
>>151947555This could actually be the best thing because maybe they'll be forced to sell and the new owner will clean house and hire competent people before they have a chance to waste those draft picks.
>>151948429
>>151948531I'm inclined to believe every vikings shitposter is a legitimate fan because of all the nonsense I've seen them post for the last 10+ years. People that are completely out of touch with reality.
>There are no white NFL fanbases, that’s a college football thing.
>>151948451>>151948383Seahawks played a bunch of the teams still alive closeL 17-13 49ersSmashed Steelers in Pittsburgh Beat JAX in Jacksonville L 38-35 to BucsOf the rest, they won a lot in blow out fashion W 44-13W 38-14W 44-22
>>151948554lol nothe entire state is a humiliation ritual>no championships except the twins>somalians>st floyd>reddit flag>faggot cheerleadersanyone purporting to be a vikings fan is a rival of the vikings false flagging, most likely pissconsin but possibly also burrs or loins
I like men anyway vikings make you seethe?!
>>151948556>Beat JAX in JacksonvilleAnon I...
>>151948571It was HER time
>>151948571You act like Kwesi being somali is a bad thing. Minnesota prides itself on its progressive DEI initiatives, and obviously its working.
>watching football with family is a pain cause my dad just bitches about everything on screen
>AFCCG might be Colts vs Pats in the year 2026We've come full circle already
>>151948554>>151948531Its all 100% vikings fans, they 100% believe in gay gay. Nine is cringe shit, but if you lean into cringe shit and turn it into a meme you can control it instead of letting it be a negative.Gonna see a lot more of it the rest of the year, especially if he has a game where he puts up real numbers
>>151948590I dont talk NFL with my dad. Hes a super casual but also a huge doomer. Every word out of his mouth is negative or talking shit about the team.I ignore his texts about football nowadays
>>151948604>>151948588>>151948581sir why is there a block of cheese on your head
>>151947750Holy cow the Seahawks have snuck up on me this season, I knew they were good I didn't realize they were "back to the days of the Legion of Boom" good.
>>151948613Why are you afraid of your own fanbase. You arent new here are you?Did you forget last season?
>>151948616You watched Sam Darnold light the world on fire last season with the Vikings. Why are you surprised hes doing it again?
Why was Trevor Lawrence and Travis Hunter given that commercial that’s been running nonstop for months? Lawrence of all people? At least Hunter has his college hype.
>>151948610Well my dad's a Raiders fan so of course there's nothing but doom there lmaoI mean about pointless shit like what the Pats were wearing tonightYeah it looked bad but he just harps on about it when really one comment is enough
>>151948580Jags beat the 49ers and Chiefs the two games before falling at home to the Seahawks (and next to the Rams in London)
>>151947972QueefsIgglesP*ts
>>151948642Have you tried shock therapy? Get an extension cord, cut of the end and fray the ends out all nice for a good ball zapper. Plug it in and zap his balls and anus with it until you break his terrible habits that are killing him
>>151948677Wow this post is soooo edgy and humorous
>>151948684It's pretty normal even for most people that have never heard of it before. You're just weird
>they're really going to pretend to be vikings fans all season
>>151948699I'm pretending to be a Bears fan this season because the Bears are funny right now
>>151948590So it's just like watching it with anons in the gamethread where everyone complains about multi racial couples in commercials?
>>151948722
i'm still not sure if bears fans are white like white sox fans or chicanos like cubs fans
>>151948656I'm a fucking idiot. I thought it was the Seahawks that played them in London
>>151948732Cubs was all white when I went to Wrigley
>>151948722Same. My team is out of the race For my new team, it's Bears in NFC and Patriots in AFC
New Oliver Tree single just dropped
>>151948795Saar! This is racismoo!
New Inglan Patriatz I am not imprez by your performanz.
Give me your best bang for the buck budget hotel in orlando area /sp/
>>151948951My friend's apartment in Melbourne
reminder that MLFootball is a hack and it isn't real news until our man Dov breaks it.
>>151948699Im a real eagles fan
the old man then prepares to die regretfullythat old man here is mewhat I've felt, what I've knownnever shined through in what I've shownnever be, never seewon't see what might have beenwhat I've felt, what I've knownnever shined through in what I've shownnever free, never meso I dub thee unforgiven
>>151949078He won an Owl and has fuck you moneyWhy would he regret anything
>>151947527>Mac good>Brock badUh oh
fuck kinda name is drake anyway. nigga think he in uncharted
>>151947527You literally cannot name a more pressured division than the AFCW.llm at all that fucking pressure
>“I delete all my social media. I don’t even have it. Unless somebody says it to my face, I don’t even hear it.”What are.the odds bo nix is posting here as a stop gap to curb his social.media cold cutting
>>151948730Oh, hey, I've seen those eyes before
>>151949150If Bo Nix is reading this I want him to deliberately fumble on the first snap the Broncos have next game
Chiefs fan here. I will be reserving all my posting to r/r/AFCwmememwar if the Chiefs lose this Sunday where the banter is cordial and in good spirits.and jest However we all know when my Chiefs win ill be here all night
>>151948732>white like white sox fansLmao
>>151947527>AD Mitchell: 6 targets, 1 catch for 10 yardsSo you’re telling me the Jets got this STUD AND 2 picks at the bottom of the first round, and all they had to give up was their 25-year-old All Pro corner?
>>151947536I'm not gay but I appreciate the compliment
Tired of this man
>>151948348I mean, the guy played for them for essentially one season, so it's not much of an "era." Rodgers hasn't been the same since he left the Packers. That loss to Brady on the Bucs broke him.
Chiefs vs Broncos is probably the most important turning point game in the entire season. If the Broncos win, it might be the single turning point where the Chiefs dynasty collapses. If the Chiefs win, their dynasty continues. I don't see any kind of in between. The best the Chiefs can hope for if they lose that game is a 7 seed first round loss. If the Broncos lose it, they're frauds and will get bumped immediately in the playoffs. This game is going to tell us a lot.
>college coach didnt trust him to do anything >on a team that was stealing signalswhy the FUCK did the Vikings draft JJ holy shit lol
>>151949623GOTY for sure
>>151949623Chiefs are never winning another title. It's over no matter what. Big Dick Drake is gonna put them in the ground this playoffs.They had a good run in a weak NFL but now that's over.
15 they be doubting you15 they be saying a huwhyte boy betta than you15 they be saying your washed15 prove them wrong again
JJ make ya seethe, didjya? Just wait untilNINE is fully unleashed!
Bills vs Lions is the best SB outcome but it's probably gonna be Chiefs vs Eagles again
>>151949711It won't even be GotW
>Loins, Cowboys and Bengals are winning the turkey bowl
>>151949877Lions and Cowboys play on Thanksgiving every single year
>>151949886*and lose most of the time
>>151949886and water is wet
>>151949893See>>151949890I hit enter too soon, still half asleep
mettie jetties -_-
>>151949905...was always a forced meme
>there were 2 teams bad enough to lose to the Jets this year>there was a team bad enough to lose to the TitansHow does this even happen with QBs that consistently put up like 100 yards a game? It doesn't even seem like it should be possible to lose to them.
>>151949911just like my islanders...
>>151949922There have only been 2 winless seasons in the Super Bowl era and the 2008 Lions lost like 9 close games and the 2017 Browns would have won a game if not for a blocked field goal that was returned for a touchdown. It's rare to see a team go without at least 1 or 2 wins no matter how much of a dumpster fire they are
>>151949922Team sport
>>151948590>ding
>>151948590>SNAP THE BALL>GET HIM!!!
>>151949776CHIEF PAKIS WILL LOSE COME SUNDAY.
>>151949949shut the fuck up you stupid fucking frogposter. who gives a fuck what you think.
>>151949150is that why there's been an uptick in racist posts?
>I don't think Aaron Rodgers is the problem. Pittsburgh's offense has been unwatchable for years. Rodgers just stepped into their quicksand. The culture needs a shift to offense. They're old and win ugly. In a WiFi world, they feel like a dial-up.-Colin CowherdIs this a fair assessment?
>>151950082>talking headsspeaking of ass (essment)
>>151950082>
The Bills are not a serious organization
>>151950082for the most part yes. against the chorgers it was gayrons fault though, legit one of the worst games of his career in terms of hitting his spot, he could have had 275 and 2 tds if he didnt just miss wide open dudes that game. however the steelers still need a real offensive coordinator.
First for my Patties
>>151950178Repatriate this bussy
>>151949787I predict nine. Wins or losses.
>>151950227
>>151948539haaaaaah those draft picks are woodys and they'll be going with him when he gets evicted, they were promised to him 3000 years ago
The Chiefs are going to humiliate Nixo
>>151950347Oh, you’re so spicy! One might even say catty.
You're all scared. You should be.
>niggas really be thinking nine isnt going to lay the smackdown on the bears this weekSmh
>>151950549He finna show them why he's an Alpha, awooooooooo.
jwoww gives me a meddlesome fear boner and I don't care who knows about it.
how the fuck did the bengals give up 500 yards to the justin fields jets
>>151950639Justin Fields is just HIM
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>151950707not enough bussy
>>151950707forgot my pic
really makes you think
What is it about pats fans that’s so gay and retarded?
Imagine if the Eagles had a real QB
>>151950742Hi AJ
>>151950738This is what I imagine Bitchknees looking like
>>151950639spread eagle defense
you can tell that sports media doesn't really watch Bills games otherwise they would know the Bills season is fucking over and the locker room is falling apart.
>>151948555Exactly, you just posted the average NFL fanbases.
>>151950763delete this shit nephew
>>151950639same way they gave up almost 600 to the gayleb bears
>>151950751You have some sick fantasies.
>>151950779who is pissed off and causing trouble?
>>151950207Ouchy! I'm a patslut
>Justin Fields has a career total of 47 fumblesThat nigga SLIPPY
>>151950947He doesn't trust his arm. He doesn't trust his eyes. Just let go young Fields
>>151950913As sick as abducting a teenage girl from track and field practice?
>>151947602Easy money to take their opponents in the playoffs. I can’t say free money because they might win the divisional and/or get the ravens in the AFCCG
Thoughts?
>>151951018well done vikangz bros...well done
>>151950925McDermott lost the team.
>>151951018I'm expecting after the next vikings win that mcsharty says he runs though plays at home with chess pieces or something.
>>151947972queefs
>>151951018Are the dots the adjusted or the actual? What kind of retard graph maker wouldn't say that?
>>151951083Based on the order it looks like faces are the plot, dots are the pre-adjusted
>>151951018>Seahawks have JSN, Shaheed, Kupp, elite Line and RBs>Dak has CD, Pickens, Ferguson,>Goof has elite O line, Gibbs, ARSB, La Porta>Maye has 40 year old Diggs off an acl tearThis really makes me think.
>>151951018>Mariota is better than JDI tried to tell you guys that this 15 pound retarded faggot was a bum and a fraud but you didn’t listen……
>>151951115>ShaheedSeahawks just got him>elite run gameThey have one of the worst rushing attacks in the league>elite oline It's above average
>>151950803Are we still saying that?
>>151951115Kupp is washed. Diggs has been good this year.
>>151951126Stfu cowherd, and get Darnolds penis out of your ass and mouth
>>151951018whoever made this graph should do it over and make it cleaner, fuck man visualizations can be so much better than this, the future is now old man
>>151951145Trip on Bitchknees
>>151951125Mariota could be a starter for some teams. At least he could be a good bridge QB.
>>151951125I know you're kidding but it's criminal that Mariota is a backup while Justin Fields is a starter. Not that I'm complaining
>>151951172Mariota is so streaky, you don't know which one is showing up to play, he can be an absolute physical phenom when he's hot though
>>151951172Glenn hand picking Fields as his QB does not give a lot of hope for his future coaching career.
>>151951184Pretty sure Glenn was a DB, cut him some slack
>>151947550Because the Titans are a poorly ran meme franchise. I hope they are never good.
>>151951115loins o-line is not good at pass pronever has been
>>151948616Seahawks are frauds. Rams are destroying them this Sunday
>>151951249arguably top third in the league
>>151951257Rams are also frauds. Piss easy schedule legit easier than the Patriots. Except they lost to the good teams and the pats beat the good teams.
>>151950731Drake Maye passes the eye test
>>151951261maybe on planet retard
>>151950961You're fucked up, bro. Stop masturbating to children, it's not something befitting of the Bills' mafia.
>>151951269No he doesn’t, he’s a fucking fraud beating dogshit teams. He passes the ball 18 times a game and would have 3 ypa if the teams he was facing weren’t allowing wide open long touchdowns every game. Against the chiefs he would 1000% throw 3 picks and 80 yards.
>>151951275i don't think you realize just how bad the state of the league there
>>151951281>h-he's not following my specific guidelinesCope.
>>151951034>>151951053He just needs to develop.
>>151951286Gonna be so fucking funny when they get ass raped by the colts and JT runs for 300 on their faggot team.>my criteriaShow me an actual impressive win Maye has.
>>151951265Both of those losses were flukes. Rams came back and destroyed the 49ers and they would beat the Eagles too.
>>151951306Who are you quoting
>>151951297Sounds like sour grapes
>>151951327dont give attention to maori ban evaders
>>151947550Shit franchises don't know what to do when they stumble into being good look at the Commodes and Texans for the most current examples
>>151951265Rams beat the Colts
Jameis Winston is my team's quarterback
>>151951379i'd offer my condolences, but he's still an infinitely better alternative to the other healthy option
>>151951379russ to cleveland confirmed
>>151951379Jameis at least gives you hope that you could pull out a fluke win. Watching Russlel will just make you want to kill yourself.
>>151951172black people will destroy entire organizations to install they "bruthas" in key positions
>>151951379>OOOHH LAAWWWDDD
>>151951379>FUCK IT, SOMEONE'S PROBABLY OPEN DOWN THERE
>>151951407i haven't seen a qb this finished since 2021 big ben. even 2022 matt ryan had more life in him. he's not worth a minimum wage contract for 2026, let alone an actual nfl veteran minimum
>>151951434>throws it exactly where he wants every time
>>151951442modern defenses have solved midget QBs and it was already a massive uphill battle for them
>>151951442big rape was like a punch drunk boxer, dangeruss lives on pure delusion, i bet he still gets one or two more backup jobs
Imagine getting drafted to the Jets. Might as well just blow your brains out after working that hard your whole life just to end up there
>>151951379
why does scam newton hate drake maye so much
ELITE BALL SKILLS
>>151951530>longhorn wrs
>>151951529Cam hates everyone but himself. Most narcissistic guy I've ever seen in sports
>>151951529Its weird because Drake grew up a panthers and Cam Newton fan
>>151951529Cam is the pettiest hater in football, this and the fumble are what he'll be remembered for despite being an actual football god at his peak.
Pussy
>browns rather have this instead of giving shedeur a shot fucking retarded
Rams doin pretty well
>>151951639Shedeur is terrible too just taller
>>151951639Gabriel make faster reads than Shedeur, if anything he's doing him a favor and letting Shedeur slowly develop while he's busy getting blown up on the field
>9 starts>231 dropbacks>1067 net passing yardsJonathon Taylor>189 runs>1139 yds
>>151951639Shedeur would've taken a 20 yard sack there
I'll admit it: I miss Ryan Fitzpatrick. He was the streakiest QB of all time. Literally went from elite to utter dogshit week to week.
>>151951390Drake Maye is YOUR MVP.
I'll admit it: I miss Zach Wilson. He was the streakiest QB of all time. Literally went from elite to utter dogshit week to week.
>>151951701But that's just blatantly untrue.
I fucking want to murder Ryan Poles and NFL draft "experts". Drake Maye was obviously going to be fucking good and now we are stuck with the guy who has the biggest potential to be a bust.
>>151951713you know why
>>151951701It was kind of cute how much he seemed like he had a good time being a Bronco
This triggers 80% of /sp/, and there's nothing they can do about it. Sad.
>>151951766We only care about the Shithawks and Clots here
>>151951780Very sad.
>>151951786>very sadJust like your existence
When your team is doing better than expected, it's typically a good idea to keep it low key and humble (like Colts and Broncos fans). Pats fans are gonna get dunked on so hard after their wildcard round exit.
Realistically how do you even go back to the bench after this?
>>151951809It's really only bitchknees being his usual faggot self
>>151951801So mad.
>>151951812Their biggest accomplishment was breaking the ugly jersey curse
>>151951812he had worse plays than this on the bears
>>151951809>Buncostards>humbleKEK
Bo Nix is going to eat the Chiefs for breakfast
>>151951713What was his problem?
>beating the Jets at home is like winning an Owl to modern Pats fans
>>151951893Reason enough to fire this retard but the ownership extended him
>>151951898Very sad you feel insecure about the Patriots' surge.
I would rather Brady and the patriots win every Super Bowl for 10,000 years than see that faggot mutthomo win a single game ever again it’s that simple.
Kek wheeze OH NO NO NO Sheagle tranny faggots... How can we recover from getting irreconcilably BTFO by our CowGOD daddies...
>>151951921damn this nigger big mad
>>151951115Diggs is fresh off the boat
>>151951924>no super bowls in the last 30 yearsIf you watched and remember a cowboys Super Bowl and you still post on spee you need y kill youself
>>151951927Every accusation is a confession. Can't you just be happy the NFL has a great rebound story?
>>151951924BASED FUCKING COWBOYS
>>151951920Naw. My Clots have looked more impressive. Didn't lose to the Raiders, for one.
>>151951924
>>151951849Let us have our moment
>>151951950The Steelers... whatever happened there.
It’s actually so fucking insane to me that there are unironically cowboys fans. You have watched a senile faggot retard play “my gm” with a football team for 30 years lmao. He literally only cares about money, and you’re a retard for supporting this faggots dogshit teams.
>>151951990Looks like somebody needs a diaper change ;)
>>151951961Best I can do is let you have deez nutz
>>151951990Even worse the ones in the media still try to meme Dak as a good QB.
gonna have a me moment(gooning 8 hours)gthen treat myself afterwards(industrial bag of pizza rolls)live laugh love
Shit like this made me realize Mac Jones does not have an arm of varsity athlete.
>>151951924The debate is over
>bitchknees doesn't have a jobNot even surprised
>>151952050Your mothers job is servicing bbc
>>151952055My mom died 8 years ago
>>151952025Living your best life.
>post "We just fired our shitty coach" vibes boost>meme QB of all meme QBs starting>Packers offense sucksWe're winning this week aren't we
>>151952050Nice LARP. The goal of any man is to get a six figure job where you have time to shitpost after traveling to San Fran for a week of meetings. Also, it's Friday afternoon. What job does things now especially so close to Thanksgiving?
>>151952064Sorry for your loss
>>151952050snapknees is begging churches for a sausage biscuit and blueberries in the morning like some kwab in a 19th century book
>>151952070>when mom says the pizza rolls are done
I feel like every Maye webm I see is him throwing to a wide open receiver
>>151952064Your mom goes to college
>>151952085Post your savings account then and show me your 6 figures
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1989147766275338497How do you keep this legal, but outlaw the tush push in a way that is easy for referees to officiate?. Reminder, the single most important factor in the discussion about the tush push is that it is "difficult to officiate".
>>151952122Pushing the ball carrier forward through contact has always been a part of football. Doing it at the line of scrimmage is cheap and OP in short yardage situations. The Tush Push is bad for those reasons and also because it's dishonorable football.
>>151952122You're joking, right?>play involves a lateral>doesn't start at the LOS>is clearly a designed run with shoving at the endThat's nothing like the bussy bump
>>151952115>savingsConfirmed poorfag. I have 2 different savings accounts, an interest accruing HSA, a Fidelity account for ETFs as well as my company IRA, I have a HELOC on my primary home and the rest of my free cash I split between a shitty BofA account due to their atms being everywhere and a much better quality Credit Union checking account which gives me points.
When is he gonna snap?
>>151952122There's nothing wrong with pushing a player past the first down markers or a tuddy, it's the fact that replay shows that the Eagles false start every single time they tush push that will get it b&
>>151951990still america's team with more owls than 90% of the leaguestay mad ;) we dem boyz
This is how you look when you say you want the tush push banned
>>151952159He already has
>>151952153>lol trust me broYou can make whatever claims you want but you didn't post a picture of your 6 figure salary lmao
Should I buy the Jets?
See what I mean? I might actually make a compilation in a few hours when I get home from work. But I swear every Maye vid I see is passes like this. Don't get me wrong, it's good that he is capable and reliable enough to pull this off. But it screams schemebabby to me. I don't think Maye is as elite a QB as Vrabel is an HC
>>151952188Yes because photoshop doesn't exist. Also, yes I am jobless and I live in an apartment my parents pay for and off neetbux I get because I attempted suicide after I was gaped by 2 New Orleans Saints fans back in the summer of 2017, while now having nervous breakdowns over Bo Nix. Wait a minute...
>>151952214You're still deflecting
>>151952204Yes and take advice from this general for draft picks and front office decisions, since we know ball
the only thing more cringeworthy than tripfags are the schizos who obsess over them
>>151952169Refs just need to get better at calling false starts. That solves all the problems with the tush push and for a lot of other plays too. Offensive linemen always try to false start if they can get away with it by timing the snap, it's been part of the game for a long time and to an extent it's acceptable, but on the tush push they're pushing the limit of what is and isn't acceptable. If they review the play and linemen are moving more than 50ms before the ball is snapped it should be a penalty and almost every tush push I've seen this year would've been penalized accordingly. The play itself is fine. The false starts are not, and if it can't work without a false start they'll stop calling it. Make the fucking refs do their goddamn jobs.
>>151952206Maye was already showing signs of being good under a dei coach hire who was a complete retard. Give credit where credit is due.
>>151952221How so? You'd do better trying to gauge my success by asking a probing question which would show my skillset. A good way to do this is using the STAR method, example say right now I am working on a project for a major Pharma company looking to increase patient access for a new to market drug. Situation is that. Task is driving new scripts and increasing adherence. Action would be having my analysts design a 2 tier targeting list to leverage our company's sales reps to hit both primary care offices without scripts but known high related activity using LAAD data, while also hitting offices with historic patients who stopped filling after 1-2 fills to explore how the offices engage with their patients and see if there are access or copay issues. The result would be monitoring those office visits and tracking activity after to see where the best line of success are, who are the outliers, and build future state roles to support what works and ideate new ways to improve what didn't.>post ur savings account
>>151952248From what I've seen the Eagles crowd the LoS which makes it hard for the refs to see movement before the snap and penalties aren't reviewable
>>151951990>Literally only cares about moneyI think he does try his best to make the team succeed, he's just not good at it
If adonai Mitchell can catch a ball the jets win that game. Pats fans should be very afraid of the playoffs
>>151952233Better than listening to you retards give opinions on football
>>151952265You said you make 6 figures and I asked for proof. Typing out an essay no one will ever read isn't proof either
>>151952277We have better football opinions than all of your friends and your dad and all the talking hears and Colin Cowherd
>>151952206Maye has pretty elite pocket awareness and his ability to find the open receiver is really good. This is a Josh McDaniels scheme though so wide receivers are always open. Once teams start pressuinf up the middle we will see how maye really is
>>151952169Can you explain how the post-snap action of a bush is the direct cause of a pre-snap action that is a false start? Are you suggesting that Landon Dickerson wouldn't move early if Dallas gotedert and saquon Barkley were lined out wide, making them unable to push Jalen forward?>>151952150Sure, now legislate it in such a way that it's both easy to officiate and doesn't accidentally have unintended consequences like banning actions in other plays.
>>151952281Trust me, what I just typed out is an action no baby baller can do. You're gonna wanna google some of that shit to understand. Just know, I live in a nice big house in Rhode Island where I watch my Patriots excel and Drake Maye show off why he is the front runner for the MVP.
>>151952296Even the announcers are calling out the false starts, youre grasping at straws here
>>151952178I’m a pats fan so you’re BTFO tho
>>151952277>i don't come to /nfl/ for football discussion, i come here to post about tripfagsyou are pathetic
>>151952307So you don't have a six figure salary lmao. Enjoy your last (you)
>>151952335Doubt. Also if you have a six figure salary parking large amounts of cash in a 'savings account' is the dumbest fucking thing you could do. No money manager would ever suggest anything over 20% sitting in one account.
I'm genuinely surprised Jets fans even exist
>>151952265>pedosknee works for big pharmahe pushes the fucking clotshot omfg
>>151952322I didn't say the false starts weren't happening. I asked how the pre-snap action of a false start is caused by the post-snap action of pushing your quarterback forward?
>>151952371No they're moving before the ball is snapped
>>151952265just post a big number in one of your accounts retard damn
>>151952383Why do you need that? What does it gain you?
>>151952383He lives with his parents still
Will Levis is a good QB and should request a trade to a team that will start him. He would do well with the Cardinals
>It's another asking a tripfag for receipts episodeDamn, the writers for this season are hacks
>>151952397No, they pay for my apartment as the neetbux I get from my suicide attempts aren't enough for me to live and gamble on Bo Nix lines.
>>151952380And somehow, banning the action after the ball is snapped will change this?
i only talk to tripfriends
>>151952401Everyone mocked Levis, but Cam's struggles prove that the situation is awful
>>151952425You're completely missing the point, the Eagles are shown on replay getting sway with false starts on basically every single tush push but youre just a retarded Philly homer so I'm not surprised
>>151952159The Chiefs are going to buckbreak him
>>151952453Is that what Tay looks like without makeup and filters? That's fucking grim lmao
I’m so fucking mad we paid Gabe Davis, who’s a fucking dogshit hum, instead of Ward. Our defense would be fucking insane if that retard Davis wasn’t getting BTFO and giving up a TD every play.
>>151952449You have very impressive skills when it comes to circling back around. The Eagles get away with false starts on push plays. Why wouldn't they get away with false starts on more traditional sneak plays?
>FalseFalse McStarty
>>151952496Here’s a good-looking Taylor
>>151952496so true sis
>>151952496Bad lighting
>>151952534I'm sorry to break your sexual delusions but there are no females here
>>151947662Mike McDaniel
>>151952602Thanks for the sensible chuckle.
>>151952524I would lick every inch of her body
>>151952694our hero
>>151952694He does a good job
>>151952694Ruined football
>>151952694Anti-football pussy
>>151952524Gah damn
>>151952694made football watchablewe love you goat
18 week schedules, two bye weeks, every team has an international game, all 32 stadiums are indoor and climate controlled. This is the future of NFL and it's awesome.
>>151952743Bleak
>>151952743Ah, I won't watch in that future
>The Raiders had a perfect view of the immaculate reception kept in their storage for decades and never showed it to anyone because it definitively proved that Tatum made contact with the ball and Harris caught it before it touched the groundOof. I'm not sure there's a bigger KWAB moment for a franchise. Why not just admit it was legitimate? Madden went to his grave insisting it was a bogus play when he had proof it wasn't.
>>151952743>32 stadiums are indoor and climate controlled.Not gonna happen
>>151952743And it’s flag football now
>>151952770Only because chargers will never have their own stadium again and jets/giants are stuck together
>>151952694At least he's not that NBA guy
>>151952770it'll be 28 and 4 that are autistically designed against weather to the point the hole in the roof is is a design prop and doesn't actually do anything, like buffalos stadium
>>151952496Sometimes I forget that the majority of posters here are incels that have never actually spent a significant amount of time around women in real life and have mostly seen them through internet filters or think that women caked in makeup is just how women actually look. I can only imagine how much of a meltdown any of you have when you actually watch any female sport that doesn't allow for the luxury of makeup. Makes you wonder how many men have basically sterilized themselves via internet mindpoisoning.
>>151952770Every team wants one and it's good for the fans and players that don't want to deal with terrible weather.
>>151952823Its bad for kino
>>151952823Jags also want a new indoor stadium, Browns new stadium will also be indoors.
>>151952823This will be a thing of the past :(
Snow games are football, like games on Thanksgiving
>>151952823allegiant stadium is niceno i will not apologize
>>151952694Make the call Roger
post 'flickers
>>151952904It being a nice stadium doesn't really matter. Having zero weather games would be peak faggotry and I would stop giving the nfl any money at all if they made that move. Frankly I'm not far from that as is given how many high quality streaming sites there are nowadays.
>>151953010>I would stop giving the nfl moneyWhen's the last time you attended a game in person? More than 1 in a season?
Aaron Rodgers is no longer gay right?
>>151953049In 2023 he went to 2 taylor swift concerts and tried to hook up with her but failed
>>151953049He's gayer than ever
>>151953049He loves vagina so much. He can't get enough.
>>151952895This
>>151953071nigga stfu
Sneed vros.... He was caught being the getaway driver in a drive by shooting Not chucking like this
>patriots got shit on for missing Godwin and Kupp and getting washed Diggs>Diggs is the only one who hasn’t been shitLol
>>151953088it is facts
>>151952823that's fine it's not like snow and weather games are consistently the most kino and remembered games throughout the history of the sport or anything
>>151951379Sounds like a crab legs Sunday. The glory of the dragon
>>151953102Is that his wife?
It's a shame we aren't getting a night game for Seahawks @ Rams
>>151953162No thats the wife of Milles Teller (guy from the movie Whiplash)
>>151953174Sure
>>151953178Oh I see. He's right next to her
>>151953174It's indoors
>>151953102>>>/mu/
>>151952522Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek absolutely side splitting comedy in /nfl/ today. The debate is over. This is without question the best thread on spee rn
I am starting to think Rodgers made up his wife
>>151953031I have season tickets for the Toxins and go to most of their home games every year, and I also have sunday ticket. I pay the nfl several grand every year and have for years and that's not even getting into shit like merch. Not everyone on 4chan is a brokedick incel neet. If the league gets rid of all non-dome stadiums I will not give them another red hot nickel for the rest of my life.
>>151953228Seriously. This situation has the "she doesn't go to this school" vibe
Aaron Rodgers wife is real she just has a lot of body hair and a masculine penis
>>151953228It's not like he has a history of lying to the media or anything.
>>151953240my penis is bigger than yours
>>151953250>Erin is dating some big burly man instead of being up to his eyeballs in twink bussyThe darkest timeline
>>151953240Noted. Do the Texans do little giveaways? Do you like attending games at NRG?
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Anyone else miss this American hero and civil rights icon?
>>151953174night games on the west coast are afternoon slate games
