Dodgers
Mariners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!111!!!111one!!!!111!!11eleven!!!11!
>>151948396Stavvy thread, Stavvy world
>>151948412giver her the 'ole "cartel facial" and lemme keep them thighs
>>151948420Can't he see Bowser is about to crush his skull? Why is he just standing there? Are you sure you want a guy with this little awareness as your catcher?
>>151948420checkedepic bacon can haz moment!1!
>>151948424can't wait to read the obituary
>>151948396>>151948424these guys are both fags. is nick yankees or mets?
https://youtu.be/L80AmUWfVIs?si=FR4uuRc4cUXu4ucONew Lance kino. He’s really good at this stuff, would recommend this to anyone interested in the FA SPI wish he would write but he obviously knows where the world is headed
>>151948426 no one told me there was a new thread so answer my question pls ty
>>151948426This, striptease is the hottest form of getting naked. I haven't seen it but I saw it on the rotten tomaters list and the audience said it was boring and nothing happens so it's probably fucking great.
doyers
>>151948434I used to like them until I found out they are unironic blue-pilled cucks now I get filled with a murderous rage any time I see them. Thanks for that btw, OP.Stav is an O’s fan Adam likes the Dodgers
>>151948420>420blaze it kekYIPPIE!
Idk why but I think Gabe Newell should buy the Padres.
>>151948447Truth be told I will never begrudge the Dodgers for spending money and winning and their players being happy about it. This offer does not apply to the Bronx.
>>151948449>Adam likes the Dodgersabsolutely not he's obsessed with being a real nyc guy and has gripped a yankees fitted on multiple occasionsstav is an o's fannick is the wildcard
>>151948457The Christchurch Padres is actually fitting.
>>151948464Did Cal go to the IN N Out in Oakland? Cause that nigga was robbed tonight
>>151948467You don't know what you're talking about , he's a dodgers fan from when he lived in Vegas. He's talked about it on the pod before
>>151948464>Guggenheim Partners Inc, please fuck my wife!
>>151948449>I used to like them until I found out they are unironic blue-pilled cucksThey always were. I was listening from the beginning and they were always close to the chapo trap house fags and would go on each other's shows.Neither of them are really baseball fans. They're more basketball fans and Stav pretends to like football because his Ravens fan character got popular. I can't think of a single moment that Nick liked sports.
>>151948473I’m sure the Yankees hat is an accessory. He likes Arsenal the Lakers and the Dodgers.
is /mlb/ the only place people call him "yams"
>>151948473name the ep otherwise you're making shit up
>>151948438https://youtu.be/L80AmUWfVIs?si=FR4uuRc4cUXu4ucOIt's up
>>151948477I've deferred the kekking to the 7th year itch, I consider this team friendly but opinions may differ.>>151948471ayyyyyyy
I just don’t want Valdez or Cease. I just don’t!
Ohtani won't get 10 MVPs because he'll eventually get old and his skills will diminish. I say he can get at least two more MVPs though.
>>151948496I promise you I’m not dude, he’s talked about it before. I think the only sport he really cares about is soccer though
>>151948524why are you listening to podcasts from fat people?
It's funny seeing people claim Cal lost because of Yankees bias. If things were reversed and a Yankees catcher was hitting .240 while a player on another team put up the kind of stats Judge did this season, people would be freaking the fuck out calling it Yankee bias if he was even being considered.
>>151948524you're right that he doesn't really care about baseball and is ultimately just a fairweather but i have autistic memory when it comes to this shit and i don't remember him ever being into the dodgers whereas he mentioned going to yankee games fairly often
>>151948536See Ohtani vs Judge in 2022
>>151948536>Yankees biaseast coast bias, and the east coast starts at Denver
mario baseball
Jays fans, stop seething at the Rangers for winning the Team Gold Glove and Comeback Player of the Year.
cease is going to the red sawx and they are going to the alcs next eyar
>>151948547See Altuve vs Judge in 2017
When Ohtani isn't at bat or pitching, all of the viewers should be asking, "Where's Ohtani?"
>>151948536Jeter was unironically robbed of MVP in 2009 when the voters ignored his statistical lead due to their well-known Minnesota bias
Got a job at UPS as a preloader. Hopefully I can keep it until opening day.
>>151948540Idk I didn’t just imagine it, I specifically remember him talking about being a Dodgers fan when he was growing up. It was definitely in an earlier episode. Idk
>>151948574cease stinks and if crochet can't carry them nobody can
>>151948614hey wage, preload *this*
Tomorrow, I will order the Baja Blast Pie.
>erin jej will never win a wsYou love to see it
>>151948673taking HGH disqualifies you from winning the 'eries
>>151948632Get some Julian pie, bruh. Ima head there next week. Maybe I'll buy some apples and make Hard Cider.
>>151948749It's nog season.
nog this!
>>151948479Adam supports the cubbie bears
>>151948449>I used to like thing until polyticks
that funky muncy
oh I didn't realise that Jon Bois dude was the same guy that did the Dave Stieb four part docowatched that a few months ago and it was a pretty incredible yarn
>>151948396>/mlb/ is a cumtown generalI haven't watched baseball consistently in probably 15 years but you guys are alright
>>151948923We fucking love baseball, assorted cheeses, and the sandlot around here. Any fucking questions?
>>151948938Actually yes, are the Giants still ass?
>>151948956jints stink
>>151948956They have not been good; there was a window this year where they could have made the wildcard but they did not. This winter should be interesting for them once the stove is lit.
Wow the Cubs pitching lab was so successful with Brad Keller that teams are looking to sign him as a starter. He’s gone for sure but I guess that’s kind of a good ting if I’m looking for a silver lining
Cubs won that game
>>151948412*fap fap fap* ehe
Cubs are winning right now
>>151948923How about Shogey Ohtani and he sucks cock and takes it up the ass at the same time?
>>151949272And he’s Chinese
>>151949297Ah so
>"Those pesky greedy small/mid market owners who refuse to spend onsigning high profile free agents or extending their homegrown superstars are what's ruining baseball, not my dodgers or yankees outspending every team in the league!!!">small/mid market Padres invest in high profile free agents and superstar potential homegrown talent>"ERMMMM, WHAT THE FUCK, NO YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, YOU DESERVE TO LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY AND HAVE TO SELL AND MOVE, SHOULD'VE BEEN PENNY PINCHING INSTEAD, MANFRED STEP IN AND STOP THEM"you mean to tell me that the "we don't need a salary cap, small/mid market owners should stop being greedy and spend" argument was nothing more than a deflection from the yankees and dodgers having an objective financial advantage over the rest of the league??? color me surprised!
>>151949441kys
>>151949441You shout have lened the cubbie Bears your power
>>151949462don't worry, if the dark timeline where some terrible owner comes along and sells away all my favorite players and moves the team to san antonio or something, i will either switch to full time supporting my AL team(The Mariners), or I'll switch to the cubbies since I have in-laws from Chicago who are cubs fans!
>>151949467Cubbies turn another 1 out
gn bros
give them cubger bearies a chance
judge may have won the mvp but cal won the real prize - reddit gold
DOYERS
Not my mettiejetties nooo
Remember how cocky Petebros were? Not even in voting argument
Sports are so predictable and I hate how people treat people like Ohtani as someone who is "suddenly" great. News Flash, Ohtani since High School was touted as Japan's greatest talent. So much so that Japanese teams bent their knees or use everything in their power to get him. Ichiro and Nomo wasn't even drafted in the NPB until later. Those guys are heroic stories. Ohtani was drafted 1# first try despite insistence to join MLB right away. Nomo had no control and Ichiro was physically weak. Ohtani was compared to Babe Ruth as a skinny stringbean in Japan.Tl;dr, people knew Ohtani was gonna great and Ohtani is great.
go jays go
El Paso Jays
>ohtani wins>kisses his dogthe man looks good with a beard
>>151949755Where Guerrero Jr on the ballot
I'm in a hate my own team binge but the cap wins again, grats
>>151949796who caressubjective awards are garbage
>>151949799>No MVPOkay then
>>151949811yep, some old men didnt like our playerswcyd
>>151949272>>151949297>Chink and Gook copiumHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
>>151949821Disingenuous fucker
>>151949842>every leaf is the same posterwhy are you being retarded
>>151949844Yes, I refuse to believe any leaf beside you would show their ugly mugs here after the World Series.
>>151949844Bullies get bullied
>>151949626>>151949737yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Midwit
>subjective awards are garbageLeaf arguing MVP in favor of Ohtani
this obsession over leafs flags is amazing4chan autism on full display
>>151949889No need to sign your posts
Doraemon and Major creator's fanart of Shohei Ohtani
https://youtu.be/tXbPI-ySpxQ2025 Highlights
>>151949889That's not true.We recognize that the World Series was a huge success thanks to the enthusiasm of Canadians (Jays fans),and I'm not being sarcastic here, but Dodgers fans in particular are grateful to you.
>>151949953Suck him bro
>>151949891>a literal nou
>>151949991Ha triggert
>>151949842>>151949884more please
Morning everybody.
>>151950002Gay mets lad
>>151948447Crazy to think Yamamoto is making less AAV than the likes of Cole, (((Fried))) deGrom and Burnes. Kek
blow gays kek
the white man marches on
>>151950057You have a sick obsession with me and it's fucking psychotic
This is cringe
>>151950064it's so funny that Tyler Wade is just there for some reason.
>>151950064I feel like judge's skin color is slightly different from that of the parents behind him.
>>151950109he's adopted, this is public information
>>151950126Wow, that's the first time I've heard of it.
>>151950064why is this black man's entire family white?
>>151950081Doyers won once again
Sally Sally! The losers name is Raleigh Raleigh!Kek!!!!
>>151950175at least you're not the poodres
>>151950174Dave Roberts is coming for that award, vladdy! We're about to see MAXIMUM entertainment purposes moves
>>151950174Hey Vlady, you dropped something
>>151950208I think they'd rather be the poodres because at least they wouldn't have Dick Monfort in charge
OAKLAND PADRES!
>>151948434Nick is a "sportsball" type
vladdy won the participation trophy :)
>>151950453Stop gangstalking me NOW
The Colorado Rockies still have 3 more years on Kris Bryant's deal.
this shit is gay afhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKZdlraXkaA
>>151950588i love how thugtani named his dog "decoy" to deflect from all his scandals. psychopathic behavior
>>151950523They paid him $182M for 181 good at bats.
>>151950588he probably beats the shit out of that dog. the laughing while carrying him off of the field is actually him laughing at his worshippers who dont care that he funded a crime ring and threw his friend away because he hits dingers.
>>151950666Tendalaze da meat
gm bros
genuinely can't see any team that would be interested in arenado
>>151950627Post Ohtani with his shirt off
rockies
>>151950453I don't see Vladdy jr
>>151950174How come Recker didn't won his Entertainer Of The Year?
good morning mariners nation, the time is 6:32am, the temperature is 47f and yet again we find it to be raining lightly. I hope you're all doing well.
Bro, give Shohei the Most Entertaining Award. I swear, if Ohtani cried on stage, they would have given him it 100%
Marfan lost.Jack Horner won.
>>151950174Ohtani should have won this award
>>151950766He won Entertailer of the year.
>>151949799You say the MVP award is the most subjective yet you post subjective award possible to your hero, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. >>151950174
It's the wankers I can't stand
It should have been Shohei Ohtani as the Most Entertaining Player. Even his infamous detractor kneeled for OHTANI
What a joke, how did Ohtani not win the Most Entertaining Player?
>>151950174what the fuck award is this??? utter woke nonsense
>>151950662Kris Bryant or Anthony Rendon contract. Who you got?
>>151950174Biggest clown award LMAO
>>151950920it's called heartyou wouldn't get it
>>151950877tough call. I guess technically Rendon was more "productive" since if you can believe he actually played more and did get on base a little bit. he was also paid $63m more.
>>151950936>Having the nicest man on your team Doyers win again
>the seethe generated from Judgetani winning brought back Yankgers for one nightYou killed the man, but not the idea.
>>151950960I think a negative to Rendon was it sounds like hes a completely miserable person to be around in the clubhouse (When hes there) I dont remember hearing that about Bryant.
>>151950174>>151950453HE HAS SERVED HIS ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES FOR THE DODGERS
>>151951038Thank you Vladkek
Is it possible to be an executive for an MLB franchise without being an Ivy League jewish manlet? All the stories I read about GMs/PoBOs and their analytics departments make them sound so fucking gay. Is this yet another industry goyim have been shut out of?
>>151950174>minstrel awardjazz was robbed
>>151950143If his parents were black he wouldn't be playing baseball
>>151950766>>151950821
>one of the greatest players of all time (arguably the GOAT it terms of mastery over both sides)>get your top graphic designer to make him something special>okay, now put some genAI all over it kek>bats look fucking hideous and deformedjesus christ, they really need to stop pushing this stuff out. so many glaring errors
>>151951221Dude who cares it looks fine for most people
>>151951232because it looks like shit? the official MLB posters looked infinitely better despite being way more basic
gm mariners nation
Cal was robbed, typical east coast big market bias
>>151951221>>151951252>We will never get one of those classic posters from the 80's with OhtaniI hate AI so fucking much.
>>151950081Decoyposters won bighttps://youtu.be/qKZdlraXkaA
>>151949467I hope you join in Cubger posting
>where is my award?
>>151951316fuck this brought back memories, I used to have this poster hanging on my wall. forgot all about it. look at how scared that pitcher is.
>>151951338cringe
>>151951338based
>>151951038Fucking KEK
>>151951314>centralfag flyovers mindraped by the yanks into total subservienceThey deserve the Haitians being sent to replace them.
I'm not responding to your /pol/ babble
>>151951387It was a better time.
>Kroenke buys the Padres>convinces Arte to sell the Angels to some mormon billionaire>The Angels move to Utah>Kroenke moves the Padres to LA>The Chargers and Padres win their first championships ever in LA>Both socials make posts about how they did this for LA
>>151951221>mastery over both sidesohtani has never played defense
>>151951252>>151951352is that his hecking JAPANESE name?? i hecking LOVE JAPAN
>>151951818APOLOGIZEhttps://youtu.be/8jF4askAoM0
I gotta have it!
do our tiggies have the balls to sign skubal?
bring him home ken
>>151950766>>151950821>>151951215Entertainer of the Rear
>>151951792>things that will never happen
>>151951937FAGGOTbacks!
>>151951349Look at them go!
>>151950174The most prestigious award. Only one EVER.
>>151952026sneks make ya sneed?
>>151951937haters aren't ready for this
>>151952061>sneks make ya sneed?kek. FAGGOTbacks!
The Mariners won't even make playoffs next season
>>151951004AiYankeebro, did you know people think Aaron Judge's voice is sexy and cool in Japan.
>>151951352Too heavy
>>151952110One more peep out of you and youre losing your spring training privileges
>>151951937pretty much the exact big move arizona actually needs
>>151952177My bad sir
>>151951831
It's crazy that Ohtani can get any woman he wants, but he's so baseball focus, he chooses a 5 11" Japanese Woman. He wants his kids to be an athletic monster.
>>151951818He was tagging batter during yeh World Series and have been known to catch his own pitch. Ohtani was performing Betts' job when Bett was on the field.
>>151952061bring these unis back
enjoy the rain doyerbros
>>151952231in fact, if there is a ketel marte trade to be had -- this might be it.
>>151952315she can't compete
>>151952483Model, Idol, Singer
>platinum gloveShould have went to PCA, went to the brown flaming homosexual drug cheat Tatis, on a team that is in complete financial ruin and is going to be sold soon>NL ROYShould have went to Cade Horton, went to the brown catcher who plays in Atlanta, one of the worst teams in baseball >All-MLB teamShould have been Nico Hoerner, went to the flaming homosexual special needs retard that plays in Milwaukee and is likely on steroids >NL SSShould have went to Dansby, went to the flaming homosexual brown guy that players for St. Louis, one of the worst teams in baseball
>>151952438many are saying this
>>151952483Sweeney is hotter
“Should have went”
>>151952464I don't know why the tigers would want a 2B on the wrong side of 30 if they are capitulating to a rebuild by getting rid of skubal. They should want a haul of prospects they can build their future around.
>>151952459I love it. wish I didn't have to work today. I might just log off early, fire up rdr2 and put a show on my laptop for maximum comf.
>>151952464I sent Marte's mom a text last night lol
>>151952530>flyovers actually believe this
Doyers
>>151952623you sick fuck
AA Binghamton
>>151952601the idea would be they aren't capitulating to a rebuild.
>>151952483They're all hot to met. high T
decuck has to be the most reddit dog out there
pfma
>Padres are proof small markets can't spend big-Gave 30 year old Xander Bogaerts an 11 year $300 million deal-Gave 36 year old Yu darvish a 6 year $100 million extension-Gave Cronenworth a 7 year extension-Traded the farm every year for the last 5 years for players they don't retainIf they didn't give out abysmal contracts and kept players from their farm to produce on cheap contracts they would probably be ok. Turns out going "all in" every year isn't sustainable.
“Rebuild” and “rebuild”! What is “rebuild”?
>>151952749Rebuild is shit team cope. Good teams never need "rebuilding"
>>151952636>>151952796>ohtani married himselfegomaniac
>>151950718I remember last off season the local talking heads guaranteed he would be traded and now they're saying the same thing despite arenado having his worst year yet. Just shows you don't need to be all that bright to write or talk about sports for a living
>cy young threw 749 complete games
>>151952769
>>151952873have you been using the same meme generator for 20 years?
>>151952769Hold on there partner!
>>151952769Consider
>>151952873Facts and logic this ninny
>>151952769Collar this rat
>>151952866>played 1890-1911Easy mode
i think old memes were better
stove status?
>>151953022
>>151953022The GM meetings were a nothing burger
yeaaaaah coz I fucking love SCIENCEand I fucking love WEIGHTED ON BASE
I just think it's weird he has more affection for his dog than his wife is all
>>151953067pr made him more relatable for timmies
>>151953067okay boomer
Ohtani should have won MVP in 2022
>>151953077The only Tim's I've met are East Asians giving you their English name. Brandon/Hunter/Ryan/Justin now those are white boy names.
>>151953067i can’t decide if it’s classic le japanese culture doesn’t lend itself to PDA or if he truly is Zestani
dave roberts on shohei, yams, and roki participating in the wbchttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763149054759883.mp4
>>151952140They have good taste, but I really want to know what they think of Bob Shepard.
Keepin it old skool!
>>151952861they want to trade him and he wants to be traded, but i'm just struggling to see anywhere that makes any sense at all.
Scott Boras is keepin it old skool!
Never forget, Pedro Martinez reversed the curse. Heralded in the golden age
>>151953212The Assfuckers
>>151952738They came in way high on Bogaerts and they didn't need to extend Cronenworth -- though Cronenworth has been good and worth it overall and is not the reason they have payroll issues. If they wanted to move Cronenworth I don't think they'd have an issue doing it.
>>151953212He’s an assfucker.
asshole retard fuckface
Die.
>>151953237>>151953245The Angels are still paying Rendon $36m next year.
>>151953275Sugoi Miniasiansama
>>151953275the raped
>>151952866dead ball era
>>151953134Cane’s
this is a popeye's genny
Which players would you like to ass fuck?
>>151953604Cameron Brink
>>151952635>chicago >flyoverDon’t speak you black eyed spic mutt
*flys over you*
good afternoon sirs, it is I, the blue eyes white dragon
>>151953942>tfw Blue Jays instead of Blue Eyes
I missed my flight
>>151953977You live near an airport?
>>151953995NTA but I unironically live in a condo about 5 minutes from the airport. Thankfully I can't hear them unless I am on my patio smoking and even then it's quiet.
>>151953932Do you live in an airplane?
>>151953984kek
the weakest jankee fan
how will the mets win this offseason and how much will it cost?
>>151952811If you were an elite, you would probably want to marry someone that look like you to preserve your genetics. Sure, we can all marry hot blondes, but they become freaks
>>151950718the rockies would take him back
>>151951681this is what his wife saw in her nightmares
>Utah sports mogul Ryan Smith has expressed interest in purchasing the San Diego Padres.Utah Padres 2030!UTAH PADRES 2030!
>>151950718>older>righty>numerous accolades>3BGreat fit for my Yankees.
What a multitalented guy
>>151954312grim
>>151953048i would love to know how many of the gms/assistants had sex with prostitutes. i would also love to know who lost and won the most money gambling. we need real salacious reporters to cover sports in this country, gimme da fuckin dirt
>>151954169Dark Magician is for losers. Blue-Eyes is for tryhards. True duelists know Red-Eyes is the best.
>>151954424I think Jeremy Schaap has been blacklisted
>>151954312It's happening >>151951792
>>151954453more like blacked listed
>>151954241My Mets will convince Pete Alonso to defer a fair deal and move to DH
>>151954312>source:fuwawa's assi see literally nothing about this
>>151953165mmm, I think the Dodgers can realistically block Sasaki from playing since he was injured, and they will likely ask Yamamoto to not pitch (and he will understand). Ohtani I still believe will be there no matter what, The other day I saw some guy here posting that the Japanese don't want them to participate because they now consider the Dodgers as their national team, but from what I've reading a lot of them seem rather mad because the rights for the next WBC are exclusive on Netflix, and they want them to bite them on the ass so it can go back on public tv for future iterations
bryce starting to look more and more like a 70s player who drinks and smokes during every game
>>151954619They’re both playing. They literally saved baseball and they’re both anime personified.
How many years until the marlosses return to teal with a fish logo?
>>151954654What a fucking dork ass lookin’ cracka ass yt boi. Looks like he crawled out of a ditch.
>>151954654He looks awful, genuinely. No clue what happened to this guy, if it's the raw milk and all that bullshit but this isn't what a 33 year old man is supposed to looks like, especially not one who is supposedly a high performing athlete, he could easily be 10-12 years older and I wouldn't second guess it, he looks like he's Verlanders age.
>>151954619>the Japanese don't want them to participate because they now consider the Dodgers as their national teamincredibry dishonorabur
>>151954312kys obsessed retard
shohei ohtani
>>151954834it's called having high T you twink
>>151954654manfrauds goons want to know your location
>>151954922you're an idiot T doesn't make you age at an accelerated rate
>>151954654the stache isnt doing him any favors but dear god those eyes. did bryce just have a newborn why does he look like he hasnt slept in weeks
>>151954964he did do a gender reveal during the season, so he probably had another baby recently, but he's been looking like a ghoul for the last two years now, it got way worse this year though. last year people had seen him starting this transformation and joked it was the raw milk since he posted about using it for his coffee
>manfred is already shopping the overdose narrative for poor ol' bryce boy...grim
>>151955029>manny and bryce have been hand in hand through the 2010s with very similar careers and trajectories, including being the top picks of the 2010 draft>both of them seem to be actively sabotaged throughout their careers since Manfred took over as commissionerwhat did manfred mean by this?
WAR metrics are funny because the stat that rates defensive WAR has only two 1B with positive WAR in MLB history. Keith Hernandez and Matt Olson. Not even Don Mattingly or Jon Olerud. And Keith's dWAR is comparable to noted defensive wizard Mike Piazza
arizona fall league championship is livehttps://www.mlb.com/news/2025-arizona-fall-league-championship-game?t=arizona-fall-league-coverage
>>151948396He's hott. hot white girl
It's so weird to me that Michael King is obviously the better pitcher with more upside than Ranger Suarez but it's a near certainty that Ranger Suarez is going to make more than King. Probably by some retard team like the Padres or Angels
>>151954834you don't know shit, you fucking nerd lmao
>>151955236King is more injury prone right now, so people are going to be weary making a big financial or time commitment with him. It's why I was a little surprised he rejected his qualifying offer, feel like if he really wants to test free agency, he should've used that opportunity to get a fully healthy stat boosting season next year because I feel like he'll make way less than he would've and arguably deserved and be stuck in that commitment.
Watching Dodgers players celebrate WS win is weird. On one hand, Im happy for these talented athletes to have their hard work paid off but on the other hand, it's the doyers and they're bitches
>>151955528the players on all the teams are fine in aggregate. it's the fanbases of all the teams that suck.
>peeoria
>>151955670Hey fuck you asshole
>most entertaining playerkek
never forgethttps://youtu.be/zMr3bVfz7jM?si=1u0DSXCIpOMoea6K
>>151955989
who won the tim anderson black excellence award?captcha: STNK8
>>151956016Jose Bautista
I like Vladdy :)
O yea he’s coming home (again).
>>151956016Can't wait until he makes the WBC roster again to fill the nigger quota
>>151956074it's a stupid award that makes no sense. anyone getting it that doesn't win a ring in the same season will always be ridiculed.
>>151956122You're a stupid award!
>>151956134we need the winner to talk about what it means to win it to make it legit
You know, Dodger fans get a lot of flack on this general, and perhaps rightfully so. But you know what is never talked about? It's the fucking dildos that move to this city and loudly SHIT on every home team we have. It's not enough to simply support their home teams; hell sometimes they don't even have a team of their own. And yet they still cannot help but gleefully hate. They move here, they fully pick up from their shithole hometown or state, say "fuck this place I have no future here", settle down in our city and then waste no time to proclaim, as if some virtue, how much they hate it and how much they want our institutions to fail, lol. They're so entitled it's unreal. And we just sit here and accommodate it. Hell, whatever destitute flyover city you come from will probably have its own dedicated sports bar somewhere within city limits. "We're a packers bar, we're an eagles bar! This is STEELER NATION! BILLS MAFIA!"It's so fucking GAY.Anywho. Not to belabor the point, but I submit that if you are to make fun of the humble LA sports fan you should make fun of us for the right reason: We Are Absolute Cucks.
>>151956159>footballwho cares
>>151956269well yes all the bars use football to advertise themselves but that's not the POINT, anon.
>>151956102Hes not in the league anymore.
>>151956159You need to travel more because every major city in the US has bars like that
>>151956159no one cares about your teams because they're all soulless>Dodgerssoulless baskin roberts trust fund team sucked off by hollywood pedos>Rams/Chargerstwo franchises that ditched their homes to go be sucked off by hollywood pedos>Lakersbruh muh lebron, muh kobe>NHLlol>MLSeven BIGGER lol
>>151956288maybe but I think if you went to Dallas and talked shit on the cowboys with the intensity of expats in LA you'd get lynched
>>151956293solid bait good luck out there
>>151956306lol no, 99.99% of people are not interested in spending a night in jail over sports. You might get some boos and that's it. Hooliganism is dead in the developed world, and it was never a thing in the states. If someone gets in a fight over sports good chance they had a hand in escalating it.
>>151956098PETE PLEASE
>>151956352anon I'm not literally saying you'll get murdered. whatever. I'm just saying if you moved to a new city wouldn't you acquiesce, embrace? to not do so is just third world
I'm gay.
>>151956380Shohei?
>>151956380chop on, brotha!
>>151956380pfma
>>151956293Rams ditched LA first retard, stop acting like they were always in st louis before 2016>>151956159The best thing about the Bryan Stow incident is that it scared away visiting fans from filling up dodger stadium like they do for NHL and NFL games in LA. Laker games don't have this problem either
>>151956375I never said anything about murder, I was implying battery/assault idk I'm not a lawyer. And no I wouldn't, I've lived in my city for most of my life, if I ever moved I would take my sports fandom with me. Especially in the modern day where it doesn't matter where I am I can watch my team. To abandon your roots for a new land sounds kinda 3rd world to me.
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>>151956380FEE FI FO FUMI LIKE THE TASTE OF CUM
>>151956415>To abandon your roots for a new land sounds kinda 3rd world to me.Yeah except I didn't say that. I didn't say anything about abandoning your home team. Just not shitting on the team of the city you moved to.I lived in Dallas case in point, and while I'm always a dodger fan etc, I had no problem going to a Rangers game and supporting them. I honestly don't know what kind of person you'd have to be to be unwilling to do that. At least, provided they're not playing your home team.
>>151956380sorta
>>151956159Yea I’m def gonna read all that SIKE!!
>>151956416more like mest kek
watched the jomboy free agency draft/predictions and i enjoyed it :)
>>151956419No meme arrow means you look like that and say that tho
>>151956475it's okay thanks for the (You)
lets go mets we're the best
>>151953604i would settle for a few hours of facesitting, but either would be nice
no...NO!!!
>>151956432>I had no problem going to a Rangers game and supporting them.that's not a big leap considering they don't have any significant recent history together and play in seperate leagues. But could you move to the Bay, Houston, or SD and keep that same ideal? And how do define "shitting on them"? Because the line between banter and disrespect is gray based on who you're interacting with. My bigger problem is people who were born and raised somewhere but choose to support a team half way across the country because the local one isn't successful enough for them. People don't hate my city with the passion and vitriol people have for LA so I can't say I've experienced what youre saying.
What if the MLB tried to enter the China market like the NBA
>>151956380you are valid
>>151956537technically they're already the china market (taiwan is china hehehehe)
>>151956537Cant play baseball there. They would try to eat the bats.
I'm moving out of California soon, will still support my dodgers, will go to opposing team's ballparks in my dodgers gear, simple as.
>>151956575*Rapes your butt at the ballgame*Hehe nothing personnel, kid
>>151956532>But could you move to the Bay, Houston, or SD and keep that same ideal?If my intent was to live in those cities then sure. If I move to texas I'm gonna do texas things, if I move to San Diego I'll absorb the culture (the city is incredible), if I move to the bay I'll start taking it up the ass etc. >And how do define "shitting on them"?I give; I'm just salty because I overheard my neighbors in my complex just loudly talking about how much they hate the dodgers before game 1. I'm overall sick of people who treat this city like it's their temporary stage of hell they must overcome. It unironically feels third world, they bring their culture (of shitting on LA) and refuse to embrace local custom. >My bigger problem is people who were born and raised somewhere but choose to support a team half way across the countryYeah never understood this one. Absolute raped/pillaged mindset.
>>151956575>will go to opposing team's ballparks in my dodgers gear, simple asBased if you do that at games where the dodgers aren't even playing.
>>151956567
>>151956436only cum chums will get this
>>151956575make sure to represent like https://x.com/mlbfights/status/1514806722233131017
>>151956592>people who treat this city like it's their temporary stage of hell they must overcomeI'd take it with a grain of salt, no other city attracts the vapid self absorbed Tik Tok types quite like LA and NY. Just be happy you got nice weather to go along with the shitty expats.
>>151956575thank you for turning texas blue!
>>151956575Go to the park in Dodgers gear even if the Dodgers aren't playing there. Assert dominance
>>151956663Yeah you're right. Cheers *sips sapporo*
>>151956691*farts in your face*fuck LA :^)
>>151956700I'm gay, so.
Which players deserve a good fuck you and why?
>>151956706forgot image
>>151956159That's only a problem in football because that place had no team for 20 years
>>151956721Doyerpacos don't even go to the stadium even when their team is winning
>>151956601>>151956679when i go to non-dodger games I just wear my dodgers cap and some kind of baseball related shirt.
>>151956732Yes and no;Bars had to adjust but they wouldn't have chosen those teams if there weren't people from those regions in significant enough quality. AFAIK people from LA rooted for other CA teams; 9ers, Raiders, and Chargers, or supported UCLA/USC football. Those rivalry games regularly reached 100,000 in those days.
>>151956721he's bitter because the Cubs and Cardinals literally beat the shit out of him this year and last
>>151956781This is psychotic…
>>151956781This is incane
>>151956775Plug in or nah?
Let's not forget about the Cubs
High alert! The Sandlot is on MLB Network now!
>>151956830no FREAKIN way! discord watch party??
>>151956781Just checked the stats..you aint lying...damn no wonder he's seething and why he's running away from the central..
Cubz on topp
Which ball park has the optimal playing conditions?
>>151956721>>151956781centralbros gaped his azz
>>151956881Anthony freakin' Recker....'nuff said!
>>151956892Emmy award winning analyst Anthony Recker?
>>151956909Swaying to the bandMoving like a hammerShe's a miracle manLoving is the oceanKissing is the wet sandShe's got the look
>>151956917She?
>>151956924"She-sus!", whenever ya see her azz
>>151956881
>>151956933>"She-sus!", whenever ya see her azz?
Gawd I could cat-call that he-she
>>151956881San Diego
>>151956972>that he-shewho?
>>151956989Antonius Gluteus Maximus
Judge will most likely surpass Derek Jeter in total WAR next year.
>>151957035What about Antnee Vulpy he’s sposedta be da next jeetuh ya know
Mink man in da hizzy
>>151956752rent free
mister browneye give me a wink
>>151956697How do >we feel about the Giants dynasty?
Always keep it Cubs related
>>151957005if you refer to recker, how is recker a he-she?
>>151957106Mr Winky gave me a brown eye
>most entertaining player lmao
so who you got
>>151956809wat
>>151957219It's basically a bet you think/hope Ohtani gets hurt. Otherwise there is no reason not to pick Ohtani.
>>151957235Voter fatigue?
Paul DePodesta (new president of operations for the Rockies) on his failed Deshaun Watson signing in Cleveland: "I was also calling plays for the Browns." he joked. "Those are organizational decisions; if you're a senior leader, then you own that...I lost my 'no-hitter' long ago."
>>151957275Doesn't seem to be influencing the voters given how often Ohtani and Judge are winning it each year.
I just realized decoy is the dogs name not the wife.
just keep giving it to him
>>151956881probably an indoor stadium with climate control, duh. or san diego
just keep giving it to me
>>151956892what?
>>151957326>I just realized decoy is the dogs name not the wife.Decoy is the name of Aaron Rodgers "wife".
>>151956159don’t act like you cunts don’t move to other places and shit it up there too
>>151956881A stadium in Tibet for the dingers
>>151956159Flyovers are scum anon, I’ve been saying it for months now. Everybody east of the Rockies can eat shit and die for all I care
>>151957416Baseball in tiber? Heh, seems crazy right? Turns out it's not as crazy as you might have thought...https://www.mlb.com/news/featured/bhutan-hopes-to-be-next-great-baseball-country
Lowlands=low class, tale as old as time
>flyovers LMAO
>>151957445Would it be a sin if you hit a dinger off the Buddha
>p-please notice me east coasties
>>151957470sounds more like a blessing to me
>>151957456>appalachians high classbig brain analysis here
>>151957456nothin higher class than appalachia
>>151957470Buddha doesn’t recognize the concept of sin
>>151957456>I’ll Pee hickslmao
>>151956159tbf I have met a lot of people who support extremely random NFL teams despite only ever living in SoCal. Football is really soulless like that.
Thread baker... use this kino for the next bread
Framing pitches should be illegal. Catchers moving the ball 3 feet after they catch it to trick the ump is low class.
>>151957526agreed.
So the pitcher can’t trick a baserunner but the catcher can trick the ump? Fuck that
You could get rid of the catcher and the ump but just putting a frame the size of the strike zone behind the plate with a net or some other contraption to catch the ball to record a strike. If the ball goes in the net, strike. If it hits the frame, strike. If it misses the net and frame, ball. There I solved baseball.
>>151957344fuck having standards and shit just keep giving it to le japanese man who needed the rules and traditions of the game bent in his favor
>>151957573who's gonna throw the ball back to the pitcher?
>>151957581awww boohoooo muh flyover bumpkin din win nuffin boohoo
>>151957586The batter
>>151957591fuck you half the state hates you
>>151957581timmy kek
>>151957555cuz umps don't want to admit that they fall for it
Pete Alonso is a real dangerous slugger. Whoever is getting him is getting one heck of a baseball player.
>>151957601boohoo boohooohooo
>muh rules>muh traditions!lmao what a loser ahahahaha
>>151957625You don’t know that, he could be a US citizen with MacBook money
>>151957581he really is the jordan of baseball kek
>>151957625I’m a CA state employee with a $750k house, have a $15k/month pension in my future, and am whiter than you. Eat shit and keep crying in your double wide, flyover faggot.
>>151957641when is nintendo making a new Mario baseball?
really hoping an ump (cuckner) gets buck broken by ABS next year. Imagine how humiliated he would be after 10 successful challenges in a row.
>>151957526Robot ump will solve all
Bowling figured out the catcher problem years ago
DMV employee here, jelly poorfags
>>151957674seething flyover
>>151957697how many macbooks do you own dude?
>>151957674yeah, it’s embarrassing having better benefits than you, making more money than you, working less than you, and generally being better in every single way. You don’t even have any letters after your name like the ignorant shitkicking retard you are. The only joy in life you can even have in your little cornfield of a “state” is pretending to be winning on a Thai crayon symposium.
>>151957708You work at the DMV lol
>>151957456for me it's the west of the rockies ethnostate
I’m an aryan hispanic social worker AMA
>>151957456>CPdamn utah i had no idea
>>151957728You spelled DOJ wrong. Not surprising though
there's always someone who takes this shit too seriously
>>151957573i agree, replace catchers with a wooden bucket. any ball landing in the bucket is a strike
>>151957625who
>>15195772890% of the dmv workers and post office workers in my area are black, but blacks are only like 9% of our local population. i'm not sure how that works. is it like getting a job at the fire department, where you have to know someone or be related to someone to be considered?
>>151957792Nu
>>151957790also sorry i didn't mean to derail our sports genny. i got banned for 3 days once for posting off-topic like this :(
>>151957790I feel like all state workers are just minorities, they’re drawn to it because there’s a very low standard of competency and it’s impossible to get fired. Like the paco here who was bragging about working for the state and not doing anything at work
>>151957456For me, it's OzP
>>151957652>15K/month>CAEnjoy poorfag or working until 95.
What the fuck is going on here
I've been in love with the same girl since 2008. She's married and has a kid now. Should I move on?
>>151958229Yes
>>151956752At least we had an NLDSLMAO
>>151957641Why is this nigga so close
