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Flames edition
talk about the Flames win streak
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>>151948821
knights lost
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i don't get it :\
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>>151948839
kwab he was praising the knights a few weeks ago for signing hart
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>>151947659
>>151947638
>>151946779
>>151946273
Today was a good victory swedefren, we may not get many this year but a W is a W, and it's very obvious the team tries extra hard to ensure Wolf gets the W on his hometown team.
I think the bookies know this too which is why they had Calgary as such a heavy favorite tonight.
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My penguins ):
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>>151948839
we should kick this retard's ass
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>>151948857
What the hell is wrong with you?
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Season over :(
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>>151948833
I'm gonna take a Marner, just like Marner did earlier.
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>>151948946
we don't call those that here now
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>>151948839
oh stephen... come on buddy.. i get it, you like these things, you want some anime to step on your penis while she smugly looks down on you but dont project this onto something else, i know you're happy your team won but when you act like this its why you get made fun of so much
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>>151948973
Thanks for asking! The Marner was pretty big and slightly messy. Needed to flush the Tavares four times. And yes indeed, we still call those that here.
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habs sisters, we just keep taking Ls...
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>>151949166
bro is never going to touch a woman huh
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>>151948649
thanks for the advice bud i just seduced and banged my billie eilish step sister shit took me like 45 minutes to seduce her with beer and mario party jen
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>>151949182
it appears so.
in a way its just nature inevitably culling the irreparable.

theres a time and a place to add an anime with a fat ass into the conversation and that ain't it
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>>151948870
your gimmick always sucked
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>>151949368
just like your flames
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>>151948973
Yes absolutely I can help you clarify what "taking a Marner" means!
It's a joke from the online ice hockey forum hocgeneral.com. It means "going to take a shit".
Is there anything else you would like help with today?
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>>151949424
nice try retard but those are called nicolas roys here now
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>>151949380
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>>151949436
Yes absolutely I can help you clarify what "taking a Marner" means!
It's a joke from the online nicolas roy forum hocgeneral.com. It means "going to take a shit".
Is there anything else you would like help with today?
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>>151949449
we don't copy/paste replies here
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>>151949508
we do copy/paste replies here
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grim
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kwab
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>>151949446
god lanny was a beauty
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the two worst teams in the league in 5v5 goals against are the leafs and the oilers
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>>151948821
why doesnt wolf just stop all the pucks every game?
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make an ai picture of mcdavid reading one of his creeper mangas
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>>151949692
PP and PK are part of hockey.
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>comes back
>the >rags stop looking like outright shit on offense
Is this guy really that important?
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>>151949975
Sure thing pal the rags are back
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its snowing so much bros feels good living in the snowbelt
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>>151950034
>scored 6 and 7 goals since he's come back
They look back to me
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just took a big morning marner
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>>151950046
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>>151950046
I don't think two games where the opposing goalie absolutely shit the bed while getting getting out played for the majority of the game is indicitive of the rangers being good now.
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Thank god it’s Friday
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>>151950096
So yes goals?
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>>151950114
Yeah, huge shout-out to the cosmic sky landlord for letting the Earth rotate exactly as it has for 4.5 billion years.
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>7-0
Another night of efficient shots. A lot of amazing goals. DeSmith keeps being solid. I'm starting to like this Gulutzan hockey.
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>>151950131
heck ye
>hasb
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>>151950114
G-d*
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The habs collapse over the next two weeks is going to be enjoyable and show what retards the power ranking tools are
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>>151950256
>light hickup
>its over posting
You are acting like they are the leafs
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>>151950278

> CORRECTED
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brutal 5am spicy ramen marner, gonna have to shower off before i go back to bed
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>>151950444
the neet alarm clock
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>>151950256
Tried telling /hoc/ how fraudulent they were and all I got as thanks were accusations of being a >laffs fan.
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go flames!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmQjCeNqaHU
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Everyone loves my rat :)
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Do sunbelters even know what ice is if they've never seen it?
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lindros was such a chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd6LsXUGAj8
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>>151950478
>laffs
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>>151950037
We had our first snow this week but it all melted
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There are three polacks in my driveway staring at my house
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honhonhon montröö
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Hutson is elite except when it comes to keeping pucks out of his own net
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>>151950536
Wanna hear a true story? (I’ve told it before) About 11-12 years ago I was visiting a friend in Rhode Island. I stop at a gas station to get a RedBull and a carton of camels. I’m checking out and the guy says to me
>watch out for the black guys
I’m incredulous. I say
>sorry what?
He says
>the black guys there’s black guys everywhere I’ve been hearing sirens all day
I don’t even know what to say so I thank him for warning me, get my shit, and hit the road. About 5 miles later when I slid in a ditch it dawned on me that he had been saying “black ice”
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>>151950620
You do need to watch out for black pipo in Providence
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>>151949621
kek the three prerequisites needed to join the leafs
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>>151950610
Fug :DDDD
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>>151950620
If he was talking about black people he would've called them Canadians
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>>151950617
-4 yesterday. Those are some elite numbers indeed
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>>151949621
>laffs
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>>151950464
very true
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>>151949621
What in the ever living fuck is this defensive structure? If they collapse any further we're going to reach the singularity.
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I like Mikko I’ve come around to the idea of him being the next Captain.
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Did Dobes cry last night?
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>>151950610
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>>151950705
At this point they need to return to the basics
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Mackilini Cuckbrini
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that game was a heck of a lot closer than the 7-0 score indicates
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>>151950787
True it was just a few unlucky bounces
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>>151950571
did they break in yet or are they waiting for you to leave first?
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My stocksies :(
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>>151950837
Did my Trumpies do something dumb again?
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>>151950837
My S&Psies are collapsing :(
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>>151950840
Yeah he funded the government
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I can’t watch the Sweden game since I have work
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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
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Morning hoc. Do you ever get behind on your correspondences? I sure do. But I found a simple solution:
>select all
>mark as read
>archive
Let's share your stress relief tips. We're all in this together.
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What euro leagues are worth watching?
Also go pens
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>>151951101
Here is a list:
>
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>>151950617
his head movement/60 is league leading
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Dustin wolf got a shutout last night
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i call the habs "james bond" now.

>007 with a license to being a fucking fraudulent dysfunctional team
>for a few garytimes more
>you only score twice
>from quebec with loss
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The Toronto Maple Leafs will finish higher in the standings than the Montreal Canadiens and the Ottawa Senators.
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>>151951101
i can offer a few more additions to the other list:
>
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>>151951243
So leafs finish 29th. Got it.
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>>151951243
I strongly disagree. Laffs are at the level of the sharks
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>>151951241
>foldandcry
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>>151950837
>>151950854
we're back
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>>151950278
>1-4-1 against 2025 playoff teams
>7 of next 10 games are against 2025 playoff teams
It’s going to be glorious
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GAME IN SWEDEN TODAY
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>>151951264
1st place and 7th place in the Atlantic are separated by 4 points with 63+ games remaining.
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Gary standings are a fucking joke.
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>>151951380
>5 regulation wins

what the fuck HA
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>>151951380
Praise be to the Garypoint
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>>151951386
With the softest schedule in the league too.
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FIRST for Whitley WARRIORS
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>>151951424
this is problematic
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>>151951300
I have no idea who’s making playoffs. I still believe kitties are the best team in the east
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>>151951380
My penguins should be in first ):
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>>151951432
>name your team after the coolest, hardest thing you can think of
>people get mad

I never understood this. You pick a mascot/icon because you think it's fucking tough. If anything it's a sign of admiration and respect.
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>>151951432
Tony Hand is head coach so it's okay
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Our penguins start soon
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>NHL Geriatric Series
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>>151951465
Shut the fuck up
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>>151951465
Stankos vs Crosby would have been cool 6 years ago
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>>151951453
Tony Hand couldn't handle the hustle and bustle of the NHL
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these grand pas surely kicking our hasbies zoomers asses
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>>151948839
>>151949166
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>>151951303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-99UXa76ebs
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>>151951491
16 you mean
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What's with all the cartoon profile x.com women and tr00n accounts "discussing" hockey lately?
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>>151951588
>>151951538
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Our matherfackin' Sennies :)
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>>151951462
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>>151951600
still stink with the loss to the laffs in 6
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Fraud status?
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>>151951630
Locked and loaded
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>>151951303
>>151951563
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>>151951630
pending until ruins game
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Nemec needs to get traded out of the Devils ASAP
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>>151951630
He's not the one who went -4 last night
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>>151951662
o h
m y
f u c k
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Is "tusks up" a reference to the Penis
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>>151951665
You need to shut your mongrel mouth.
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>>151951662
mashallah
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>>151951630
It's fine they just need Laine to come ba- ahahahahaha
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>>151951709
>1g
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> "We're pleased to award our 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh' Rape of the Week to hasbs. Those cute little twink bussys got gaped in spectacular fashion. You can enjoy this at our HRIC site. Members get to view clips from our on-ice rape cam. Sign up now!
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>>151951665
why
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>must grow game at all costs
>especially in sweden!
>must not send any good swedes
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>>151951747
or what?
>>151951915
because he's being treated like shit over over the past year and the coach being biased and stupid
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>>151951934
Gary’s interns didn’t understand the assignment. At least Swedes get to see Crosby
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Almost had a panic attak today. I was reading a hockey thread when a couple were saying something along the lines of implying Messier was gay. I was like "Wait...what?" I took to google to confirm whether that was true or not. The whole time I was thinking "Oh God please don't tell me, nononno please no please no please no."

Imagine my relief when I found out that was fake news and he's married to a woman.
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the canucks lost the Horvat and Miller trades
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>>151952066
>the canucks lost
That's all you had to say.
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>>151952042
he's a scumbag who glorified gambling
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>>151952038
They'll love to see the 2010's face of the Nhl. In other news, I hear Gary is planning a Capitals game in Finland.
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Messier here. Any of you fags want to hang out?
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>>151952096
Nah. There are better ways to get a quick lay.
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>predators
>penguins
>PP
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>>151952095
Imagine the boos ovi will get. Granted he’s returning to the khl next year
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>>151952096
Ashley?
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>>151952109
>better ways to get a quick lay
unlikely
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>That'll be 12M+tip
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>>151951934
>good Swedes

Oxymoron
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>>151952244
Imagine losing on a pp
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>>151952244
>Golden Softies
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>>151952244
there are mouth breathers in this very thread who conflate winning a game in overtime and gary points, this will shake them to their core
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who's ready for middle of the day hockey?
i know i am
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I'm ready for 7am hockey
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ouch
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>>151952320
nothing gets my juices flowing like a 2pm puck drop on a Friday afternoon live from Nashville Tennessee
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>>151952336
i thought they were playing in Cuckland?
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Montreal decided it was time to be like the Florida Panthers and not care for hockey
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>>151952042
That doesn’t mean he’s not gay
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>>151952367
Elton John was married
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>>151952244
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>>151952362
sorry I live under a rock
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>>151952244
Marner kept Pageau to the outside to force him to take a low-danger shot. It's not his fault his goalie is shit.
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>>151952042
Bald people are gay
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>Oilers fans are now expressing their desire to hire DeBoer
Would be pretty funny
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>>151952407
thats still garbage defending since he gave up on the play. Also what the fuck is Hertl even doing.
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a little gift from gary to neets
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>>151952439
I work from home and it's a pretty slow day today. Might catch this one
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day off from waging today :)
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>>151952439
Frankly, I dislike both teams and hate Karlsshit so I shan't be viewing.
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>>151952407

>laffs forever
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>>151952549
Yep. They ran him out of town and now they're on pace to miss the playoffs. Sad!
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how many more games until the Laffs fire Berube?
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>>151952560

>lafftards forever
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>>151952582
the real question is how the fuck haven't the flames fires huska yet
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>>151952599
Flames are rebuilding
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>>151952620
for the 3rd decade in a row?
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>>151952620
everybody has been regressing
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>>151952620
Summer: "heh, the flames are really good and so is Dustin Wolf! We're going to win the cup with Huberdeau and a bunch of rookies!"

November: "uhhhh Flames are still rebuilding you see, because Wolf is not yet ready and Huberdeau hasn't heated up yet!"
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>>151952646
Hey I never said they were doing a good job at it
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>>151952666
>a grown man named MacKenzie
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im thinkin' popeyes tonight
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>>151952666
>Weegar
>-16
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>>151952695
>Coronato is a -12
>>
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>>151952540
Based enjoy your day off :)
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brb going to take the daily Marner
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>>151952779
We still call those that here
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will gary honour puck drop time?
euros are pretty laid back I've heard
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i dont care who wins i just hope the game is a stinker so swedes feel like they wasted their money and go home sad
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Drop the fucking puck Gary.
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>>151952905
du gämla du böga
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>>151952094
Lays suck
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>>151952677
Did indians take over popeyes up there too or are they staffed with angry black people like down here?
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Why the fuck would swedes give a shit about either of these teams
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>>151952905
She doesn’t look like a Gary
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>>151952950
vgh... moder svea...
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>>151952950
This is racist
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>>151952976
you gotta luv them
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there was a reason why tampa didnt keep Howard btw
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>>151952677
For me it’s frozen pidser
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holy FUCK
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>>151952982
herregud
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>scoreless
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0-0 final score thanks to jet lag
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>>151953055
>Buttson
>DeMIDov
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>>151953055
> sladDANKský
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>>151952723
>2 world class cities with 10 minutes of each other
The perfect final
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>>151953093
>>151953106

>laffs
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Slurper is Stockholm
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you're the gary in my life
you're the inspiration
you bring gary to my life
you're the inspiration
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SCÄÄÅRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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The Flames are officially elite
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>>151953173
say wallah
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>white shirts on white ice
who's brilliant idea was this?
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Weekend from hell with Avatar prereleases and Pokemon new release.
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had a dream i was drinking cardamon tea, but ive never had cardamon tea before so when I woke up I went out a got some cardamon tea. its delicious 10/10 dreams do come true
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This game is boring
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has anyone used carvana?
is it good for selling your car?
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>>151953196
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>>151953179
wullahi my guy shwalli this life i live
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>>151953196
Scheduling slurptastic games outside of North America is how Gary grows the game.
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>This game is boring
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>>151953173
at giving false hope to everyone
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lol Frölunda sells more tickets on a mid week game
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>>151953236
i thought you guys liked the NHL?
is it the teams?
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>>151953254
no one here cares about the nhl. we only care about our local team and the national team if we win.
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>>151953254
Tickets are very expensive and we're an impoverished nation
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>>151953226
you are a fag
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What a slurptastic first period. If I were a Swede I'd be pissed at Gary for sending such a shit product to my country.
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I love Sweden and the Swedish people
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>>151953278
>>151953286
one of you is lying
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>>151953254
I'm not giving bettman 3000kr per person only for him to laugh all the way back to new york
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>>151953299
swedes don't get pissed. except for the paper boy i guess
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Love me Preddies but come on Gary we don't fucking belong here
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>a scoreless first period in Stockholm, the capital city of Sweden
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>>151953309
>$300 usd
lmao gary is such a jew
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so glad my country doesn't use yellow in their identity
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>>151953186
SAAR
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>>151953306
i wonder which one of our swede posters that is
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>>151953328
Slutty lager lmao Swedebros what are we doing here
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>>151953306
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>>151953186
>cardamom*
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What team are my Swedish anons rooting for and why is it the Predators?
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>>151953364
i dont think they care enough lol
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>>151953324
shut the fuck up
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>>151953346
>yeah, frondell should have gone first. sharks and isle are going to be regretting that blunder
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Killing my last work hour by doing some mandatory training and watching the game. Thank you Gary
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The upper-middle class office workers who don't give a shit about hockey are going to have a great day on monday telling everyone they saw an NHL game
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>>151953404
Just like /hoc/
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>>151953404
how will that conversation go?
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Do you have ball knowledge, /hoc/?
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Tanger, buddy. Your incredulity strains believability at times. Yes he sold it a little but you can't stiff arm someone like that and expect good things. His selling it doesn't make it not an infraction.
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isn't everyone in Sweden, except for the migrants, upper middle class?
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>>151953328
You better go if you have the money
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>>151953404
>trälberg is going to yap about this when I'm waiting for my coffee to brew on monday
helvete
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>>151953424
Man why do swedes know who Livvy Dunne is? Social media sucks
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knights play tomorrow
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>>151953236
Makes sense. Frolunda is a local team with a community
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>>151952982
She looks like a man
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>>151953474
knights lost again tomorrow
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why does sweden name their sporting arena after od'd junkies?
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>>151953456
we are a terminally online people and love to ape the big dawg in the world.

back in the day it was germany and the hansa, so we became like them (gave them a good raping too in the 1600s)
then it was france, we spoke french and guzzled french shit
then it was germany again, so we instituted racebiology institutes and measure craniums
then it was usa, so we all sit here speaking english watching your media.

if china is the big dog tomorrow, you bet we're chingchonnging bing chilling then
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>>151953495
I still call it globen and the metro and tram station are still known as globen and the area is known as globenområdet
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>>151953504
>a good raping
reminds me of what took place on a certain chilly easter evening
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>>151953489
hopefully we at least get a point
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>>151953495
I like Avicii
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Not a good look having the American flag up there after Trump has basically threatened to invade Europe
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>>151953562
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swedish house mafia was a more respectable edm group
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>>151953504
so being american over there wouldn't be seen as a negative?
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>>151953581
Imagine if your president actually gets impeached and arrested for being a pedophile.
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>>151953596
that would be hilarious
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>>151953504
Surprised you don’t have more weebs/koreaboos
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>>151953452
F and disrespectful
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>>151953581
not a single thought bouncing around that noggin'
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>>151950837
>>151950854
>>151951294
>futures (considerations)
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>>151953621
As God intended
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>>151953586
depends
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I always forget the flyers exist.
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Holy shit what a boring game
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>>151953606
we do. I see them every day in the metro
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>>151953672
hey fuck you buddy
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>>151953672
You're only allowed to do that with sunbelt cities
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>Holy shit what a boring game
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Gary really sent his finest
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>>151953697
get some stronger glasses dweeb
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>>151953679
I just turned it off. It’s truly dull
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>scoreless draws
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Thinking about leaving the big city and moving back to my hometown. I just don't feel like a man sitting in my cuckbox apartment and riding the bus to work.

When my father was my age he owned a house and a car and was married.
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>>151953596
we don't sign our posts here
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smackdown toknight shant be watching since it doesn't stream anywhere
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>>151953766
If you're unmarried and childless you should afford a house at 25
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>>151953785
im 35 jobless, childless, houseless and frenfull
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>151953785
>a Utopian expounding his utopian ideals
fucking hilarious
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>>151953622
Cute :3
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I got some gingerbread to go with my coffee, I'm ready for some cozy hockey
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>Newhook out 4 months
>Guhle out 8 to 10 weeks
>hasb
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>>151953785
This inst true in north america for anyone that lives anywhere
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no one has scored yet
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>>151953822
My god, how do you do it?
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>game so shit players have to score own goals to spice it up
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100 days until the gold medal game
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>>151953785
If I move back home I could buy a house no problem. But if you live in one of the big three shitties it's at least another 5-10 years away, and that's with a significant mortage.
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HE PUT THE BISCUIT

IN THE BASKET
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>>151953837
someone has now just scored (they weren't trying to shoot)
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>>151953853
I cant wait for February :)
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>>151953890
Well, I'm afraid you'll have, too
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>>151953913
bud 1
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>>151953890
Too cold
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>>151953766
There’s nothing wrong with that. I wish I could move out of my city but there are no jobs in rural areas
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>>151953822
That’s unbelievably cozy. I should pick up some eggnog
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>>151953989
So people just magically exist in rural areas, surviving on dirt and sunshine?
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>>151954017
We run meth labs.
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for me, it's a beach town where I can go crabbing during the summer while my flysies aren't playing
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>>151953824
lane laine status?
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>>151954017
I’d either work in a convenient store or do manual labor
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>>151954017
>surviving on dirt and sunshine?
Yes I think they call it agro-something
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>assve
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>>151953824
that's why my habbies stockpiled points early and tucked them away
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>>151954109
Grim
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>>151954093
Well la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure
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>>151954109
I like wing night
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Devils' Jack Hughes sidelined after cutting hand at team dinner
Elliotte Friedman
@FriedgeHNIC
November 14, 2025 - 3:56pm
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>>151953434
no there are "people" called raggare in the countryside
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It's up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08XwfAJdZz8
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>>151954157
Retard
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>>151954164
>6-7
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>>151954161
Is that analogous to "redneck" or "white trash"?
>or hillbilly
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>>151954236
6-7 isnt zoomer core it's literal children saying it
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It's up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr_2dIaeqFs`
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>>151954164
>not a single Calskrove
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>>151954243
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>>151954243
si senor think of hills have eyes mixed with deliverance
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>>151954243
They blend redneck and rockabilly culture with being white trash.
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>>151954253
Is that pizza or a burger?
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lol
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>>151954253
meme food fuck off
also don't let americans know
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>>151954339
TIL I can move to Sweden and be accepted
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>>151954342
It looks like a breakfast sandwich inside a pita pocket
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>>151954157
>>151954348
Glass Hughes
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>>151954127
wtf its hairy too
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>>151954342
It's a double burger inside a folded pizza.
>>151954359
Just start to snusa and you'll be accepted.
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>Jack Hughes can't be trusted not to injure himself, not even while at a paid steak dinner with the team
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>>151953434
Upper middle class means rich in Sweden. could be a manager, lawyer or something. Everyone else has a similar middle class, relatively low income lifestyle
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Believe it or not I dont give a fuck.
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I bought two tickets for Sunday game. Hoping that Malkin scores again. Shit was expensive as hell and since I have a wife I had to buy two :/
5600 kronor in A row fuck me
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Then why did you ask you fucking mongrel
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>>151954463
Based! Have fun! :)
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>>151954463
You gonna scalp the other ticket?
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>>151954463
>500 euro tickets
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>>151954463
I got something you can scalp right here pal
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>>151953504
Shut up faggot, nobody cares who you side with, you're not an RPG character where your choices matter and impact the world around you. Put the fries in the bag.
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>>151954463
I hope you enjoy the game swedebro
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Cope I'm a level 17 monk
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>>151954479
>>151954485
>>151954486
>>151954499

It was around 250 euro per ticket, well wife gonna come with me obviously.

Last game I watched was when Russia beat Sweden and I bet on Russia, since I am biased. Now I am pissed since they don't get to play in nationals. Otherwise I only seen Färjestad play, btw it's the only fucking Swedish club that matters!

When I scream Vargarna från Värmland!
You shout FÄRJESTAD!
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Jack Hughes cut himself eating dinner and is injured, better be back when I go to their game in 2 weeks faggot
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>>151954526
Are you gonna drive from Karlstad or do you actually live in Cuckholm?
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>>151954539
>2 weeks
i doubt a cut hand means you get to miss 2 weeks
especially as a hockey player
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>>151954539
lmao
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>>151954553
seething skellefteåanon detected
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>>151954566
just answer his question.
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>>151954553
No not in Karlstad anymore.
Cuckholmen
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>>151954526
this guy was a menace back in his day
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>>151954586
jorgen my jonsson if you catch my meaning
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scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
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1-0 borefest, perfect for yurop
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>most dangerous draw
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tied up with 1:10 left
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>>151954556
These Hughes boys are made of glass, it's hard to tell how serious an injury is for them
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>Gary Time in Stockholm maybe
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>>151954586
Yes Färjestad had plenty of good players also Leo Karlsson from Anaheim is from Karlstad. I should have played hockey instead of fucking football one of the biggest regrets of my life.
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>rape time in boise
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>>151954395
Aren't Glass Hughes and Glassthews supposed to be America's answer to McDavid and Mackinnon?
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>>151954634
>fucking football
as opposed to virgin football
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>>151954582
Grim.
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>>151954634
*soccer
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>letting washed up Stamkos score on you
>pongs
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Stammer
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swedes are slurp fantatics, can't get enough of slurpers so obviously gary used some of his magic to squeeze some extra slurpage out of this slurper
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penguins don't even deserve a gary point
absolute joke team
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What a comeback for Nashville
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Stamkos.
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Can Dubas trade some retards yet
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>>151954513
Ty ameribro but I am Russki although I love snus and basically look like some swedes
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>>151954526
FÄRJESTAD
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>gary tour went to overtime
imagine my shock
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welp I think I know how this seasons gonna go
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>>151954693
Maybe he isn’t completed washed
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who's the most soul nhl team that can still win a stan lee this year
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>>151954746
Not my islanders
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Is Swedish flyers fan still posting here ?
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>Jack Hughes out with a non-hockey related hand injury
I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>151954746
it is without a doubt the ottawa senators
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>>151954746
I like the storyline behind the mammoth
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>>151954768
Bro can’t use silverware
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>>151954775
Based
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I guess unc can still lay pipe
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>>151954794
How did he get traded from Tampa btw?
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>>151954702
Are you a spy?
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>>151954782
Next time they’ll get KBBQ so he can use chopsticks
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>>151954824
He wasn't. He said no thx to Tampa's offer and went to free agency.
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just saw Darren "panger" Pang on real kyper and bourne, and it reminds me of when he would try and weasel his way into Overdrive appearances and kiss odogs ass, and our guy ODog was disgusted and he hasn't been back in months
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>>151954844
>BREAKING: New Jersey Devils Jack Hughes Stricken Blind By Freak Chopstick Accident
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>>151954862
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>>151954851
I see I guess some players want some adventure and he became a predator. I know I would have stayed at Tampa with Kuch and the gang
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>>151954873
Jen
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Winnichug might make a soulful Cup winner. Bobby Hull, Selanne, they should play a game in the old arena with the Queen's picture hanging.
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>>151954826
Hehe right Pekka
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>>151954824
He sucks
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>>151954824
He wanted sumdat monayyyyy
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>>151954851
>>151954884
and Tampa's offer might have been really low, as in basically saying, fuck off
not sure if true though
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>>151954905
Hellebuyck would be vindicated
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Gary's puck magnets were good today so Europeans could watch free extra hockey.
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>>151954928
So the same story as Marchand
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>>151954916
I was gonna say he is old but he is not wtf, still he did score a lot of stationary scores for Tampa but I guess outside that he rarely scores.
>>151954917
Mm yeah maybe
>>151954928
Yeah but they got rid of sergachev as well although he seems to like it in Utah
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>>151954873
Dougie did the Joker pencil trick in him
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I think the Flames might be elite
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can a tall goalie ever have the same level of sovl as a panger or wolfie?
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>>151954957
besides being traded sure
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>>151955086
Panger maybe. Definitely not Wolf
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>>151955191
this was debunked
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WE NEED AFTERNOON GAMES!
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>>151955086
Short people don't have aura though
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>>151954928
its a bad look that they were going to give guentzel 9m/year but then somehow drew a line at 8m/year for one of their franchises top scorers of all time. i would have been insulted too. tampa basically spat in his face. what a low class move.
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>>151955243
Wolf does. He hangs out with Takagi
>>
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>>151955249
Do you think cap space grows on trees?
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>>151955300
yes it does just like the money garys people prints
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>>151955249
it's business and the GM wants to win
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>>151955249
>somehow drew a line at 8m/year
>tampa basically spat in his face
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>>151955300
Where does it grow?
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>>151955222
checked
also, collage is on and Quack league is dropping puck 20 bing
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>>151955334
and now they are caplocked into hell with guentzel and hagel and not even close to getting out of the first round lmao
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>>151955300
With adequate sun it does
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>>151955373
>laffs
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>>151955348
>cant come to terms with that
>offer this to crosbys bus rider the next day
kwab
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>>151955424
he scored 41 goals last year, do you even watch hockey kid?
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>>151955359
Chicago
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>>151955443
yet their season was as successful as as the predators
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>>151955362
BC vs. UCONN
who ya got?
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>>151949621
Such an overrated coach. He coached a Blues team that caught lightning in a bottle with a hot goalie and people pretended he was an amazing coach because he looks LE MEAN.

At least Keefe’s teams play with some semblance of structure.
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Worst logo Calgary Flames ( reminds me of hot wheels ugly as shit just change it a bit)
Worst club name Vancouver Canucks I am prob braindamaged, but i am always thinking about Vancouver Cucks when I see that name
Nashville predators is a second close.
Worst players lastname Bussi ( I feel sorry for him, he might have been bullied for it)
Now do yours pls
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>>151955485
i have the men's BC team playing UMass and the BC Ladies hosting the Terriers
>also, men's UConn is playing the Northeastern Huskies, and I dunno about the lady UConn, think they have a BYE this weekend
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KWABOTY
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>>151955485
Bc
My sister went there
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JACK HUGHES PLAYS WITH KNIVES AND CAN'T BE TRUSTED
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>le scoreless draw
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>>151955631
I wonder what they were eating
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I just realised that the name Casey Desmith sounds like case dismissed
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>>151955485
penn state
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>>151955631
>>151955638
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>scoreless draws in Quebec
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>>151955498
Counter-argument: Keefe is a faggot, Berube is not.
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>>151955631
>AAAAAAAH IS THAT THE WASHINGTON CAPITOLS I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS
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>most dangerous lead in New Brunswick
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>another friday night alone
>feeling blue
>want to watch hockey to forget about things
>only 3 absolute abhorrent matchups on the docket
Gary is starting to lose me.
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>>151955373
>not even close to getting out of the first round lmao
that is what you think, retard
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>>151955631
you just know there are couple of anons in here who are appalled that one of their NHL HEROES has to cut his own meat
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>>151955783
Watch minors, more games, more potential time to waste
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>>151955796
I dont think so
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>>151955802
woah bro phrasing
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>>151955783
Gary wants us to go out and reproduce on fridays
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>>151955802
Nonce
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>>151955826
Kinda weird that you went there, is this your first time on /sp/?
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>>151955812
no no bro trust me I remember it clear as day a couple of Sally's were clutching their pearls over their NHL HEROES potentially having to eat pasta during the Olympics
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>>151955872
You read too many tabloids; that shit isn't good for you
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>>151955631
How do you cut your hand while dining?
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>>151955896
You're cursed by god for being a Devil
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>>151955896
He wasn't watching himself and cut himself with a steak knife
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>A.I. IMAGE PROMPT
>Jack Hughes with a pentagram carved into his palm a'la Richard Ramirez
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>>151955919
i was just listening to a podcast of ramirez. that guy was a real jerk!
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>images that precede disaster
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>>151955925
He was convicted of 13 counts of murder, five attempted murders, 11 sexual assaults, and 14 burglaries and sentenced to die in California's gas chamber.
So your statement is accurate, but a euphemism nonetheless
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>>151955935
JEN
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>>151955783
canucks play soon
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>>151956025
I hope Shannon gets groupies now that he's a TV star
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Shannon is a girl's name
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>>151955783
my collegepuck team plays tonight :)
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>>151956048
Shannon is a good christian man. He would never engage in infidelity >:(
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What did we do to deserve this....
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>>151955424
>laffs
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>>151956025
chad + stacey
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Hughes is just adambanksmaxxing no worries boys
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>>151956059
Yeah
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Not feeling as excited these days lads
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>>151956169
they're still making playoffs
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WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
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>>151956169
>wah wah my young team with all the reason to be optimistic in the world is defensively poor and has trouble closing games out in their first season of being good
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>>151956169
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>>151956208
>>151956208
>>151956208
NEW
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Cuck?



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