Dagestani edition
Hes boring
Fucking craig jones
Morales is the zestiest heemer on the roster
Call the police white boy
>>151985381Chatri won. The brazza got grounded knees
We need some to heem Islam
>>151987845Webm please I need it and how did stamp do
Real retards convinced themselves that JDM was the solution to the Dagestani menace because he beat an American wrestler.
Only one man can save us
>>151985381so we have two lightweight champions?
Morale boost is that our Erin won thank god>>151987892In my defence I am uneducated and high every day from sunrise to sunset also in between
>>151987889Stamp lost
>>151987903No daner has ended that to avoid things getting held up ilja is undisputed
>>151987912Can this weekend get any worse
Divisions safe from Brazzas>All women>Flyweight (Mokaev banned)>Lightweight >Light Heavyweight>Heavyweight
>>151987917oh that's nice, it would be really stupid to have two double champs somehow holding the same belt, I mean it's not like they're both the lineal holders of the BMF title and this shit is more scripted than the WWE
Chimev needs to jump back down to WW. It's the only way. Save us Rat Lip.
>>151987928ahahha I still can't stop laughing at this shit, he lookes like he came out from Breathe by Prodigy, hopefully I'll this cretin get knocked the fuck out in comical fashion a couple of times more before he fucks off
>>151987928Lmao you're right I had forgotten about the mickey mouse belt ari is not even trying to be subtle
>>151987935looks*, I'll see*, the brain damage is from the shit fights not staying up to watch them
>>151987887with extreme prejudice
>>151987935Man so much hatred for Leon but why? What did he do to deserve this?
>>151987946that faggot never fights and even when he's in the octagon is doing anything to avoid actually doing it, and I would have better chances of tolerating it if he wasn't an uppity entitled bitch
Leon Edwards? More like Leon Headwards (into the canvas)
jack doesn't didn't do enough should have just thrown haymakers
Jack’s Italian heritage really showed tonight
>>151987942Did he permaheem brando in the end or was it a dream sequence
>>151987977Sardegna is not really italy it's more corsican if we keep it a lira fifty
>>151987987he's sardinian?
>>151987979idk I haven’t read heart of darkness in a decade
>>151987990His grandpa is
Absolute shit fight
rekon a tradie who bet his meth money on JDM has snapped, big cop chase by the sounds of it sotr near the Willetton Scrappys gym lmao
darcy vendy tapped wogalena in round 1 islam sucks
>>151988027just pulled over to say you're a soft cunt for not coming out here for a punch on with me mate. don't even think about (You)ing me, these coppers are cruising for a bruising
>>151988027Lol we have a corpse found this morning maybe 1 hour from me police not commenting further yet which often means suicide
Australia in shambles!
>>151988048fuck these wog cunts if we're gonna have immigrants they should do something
>>151985381A reminder that Turdporia has only fought once this year, while Islam has fought twice and won the WW belt.
>>151988048Every australian fighter is gigareddit
I think Jack wins the rematch
>>151988056>nah it's no->tuivasa>pissy >hooker>rob>volk>ulberg>riddell >blood diamond...Jesus God. >but anon new zela-nobody gives a fuck.>w-what about JDMItalian.
all my picks were right but i forgot to write them in the usual thread
>>151988056reddit copied us
JDM won. Damaged based scoring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeWO5XC6Wswits up
>>151988093It's actually clittyleakage based scoring sadly
>hype job got KWABedwho could have thought.
What happened in the Weili fight? I thought Shevchenko was washed?
>>151988070Is hooker reddit? He accused brazzas of IV cheating and arranges bumfights with canor
>>151988106Her weiussy got smeshed by shevmommy
>>151988108nothing to accuse of, it was the truth... He was more retarded before the cte took over and started to cover himself with tattoos
>>151988056his name is not ''jack'' but giacomo della maladena, he is italian and Volk is greek-macedonian as proven from his custom shorts that have the Macedonian sun symbol, whitaker is from new zealand not australia
The GOATs are whoever had the longest ufc undefeated streaks.
>>151988095BDlal's eye is the biggest liability to tom "ass" pinal's credibility
Glad I didnt stay up for this blanketfest
>>151988122Factual truth nuke
>>151988116Ok I used wrong words but I mean dan has many anti reddit qualities to him and he is only doggywanker's friend because of CKB
>>151988122Merab might actually beat bonesy
>>151988129it's the cte taking over the faggotry, really interesting process to see. I feel for his wife though.
>>151988056Scary trvke
Della Maddalenaing the Giacomo lads
Carlos Prates is based, wrestlefuckers get the rope
>>151988140Hangman stays in the top 5 benoit rankings quite steadily even volk and tony have dipped out
Michael Moralless heems pisslam inside of one round
>>151988122>Royce Gracie: 11>In 1 yearWhy don't we get this anymore?
>>151987946Because he is a boring quitter. He has good striking technique, and alright grappling. But he is just mentally not there. He doesn't push his advantages enough, he doesn't heem, he just cruises to decisions. We know he is capable of being a good fighter, see Usmeng KO, but the last finish before that was 4 years before. He is a boring decisionator.
>>151988163because you can't just rear naked random office workers that have a background in bullshido anymore
>>151988048only 2 fighters in the last 6 years to go to a decision v mackachev are jdm and volk story win intact only champ flags may reply
Michael Morales heems the Dagestranny rat I fear.Afro latinxs are the strongest race btw
>>151988163Isn't that the fakest time in poohfc even faker than the tko era
ufc is shit
>>151988174Doesn't this guy date a tranny
Jack by falling piano
heem
>second fight that ends with knees to the dome after sprawling it's that fucking easy
the crotch sniffing slime era is close to an end, have faith. BIG AMERICAN BULLS (WHITE AND BLACK AND BROWN) ARE COMING TO THE FOREFRONT STRIKING WITH SUPERIOR MUSCULATURE, NO ZUTT IN EM, PURE KILLER INSTINCT
>>151988163parity + """agents"""
>>151988121yeah it's why they're bums
>>151988171He had incredible potential. When he decided to actually fight in the last round vs Belal he absolutely demolished his face.
What was Leon laughing about?
>>151988056They are gigafaggot liberals. I don't think I've ever seen a population more pozzed.
boyed jdm even more after he refused to fight but stopped islam submitting himif the crowd was nicer he would have kod islam but they were cunts so he killed the card hype and weili backed him up so they were bored
>>151988174Morales will get exposed as soon as he fights someone elite he can't just size bully. Brady was a very favorable matchup and even that short bastard got some solid offense in despite being a no-hands BJJ fag. Shavkat, Islam, and Ian Cucky would all beat him and I think even Usman stands a decent chance.
I unironically think colby would have done better than jdm vs islam
Noiri will zeem
Prates skull and jaw look like they could be cracked with a jab but is actually quite durable
>>151988295fat piggy got buck broken
I hereby sentence you to lick Alexa Grasso's pitsweat every day
yall niggas watching AIslop ppv baka
Thoughts on my goat's performance?Only nerd I like btw
if i fought islam i would simply offer my neck and then quickly stand up. that dumbass would fall for it every time.
>>151988336Why I love CP
>>151988266If kneeing grounded opponents was legal in the UFC like in One than JDM would be dead by now.
/sp/ turned full reddit when an Aussie with 10% italian heritage showed up. Islam was ALWAYS the correct pick if you had checked your estrogen levels.
>>151988350dont care, always cheer for the non muzzie
>>151988356
Superbon is cucking Noiri
reckon noiris arm dont feel so good
So basically if JDM > Belel > Leon, this makes Leon literally the weakest champion ever rightI'll give Usman a break because of the age and knees and he was winning before the KO
Am I wrong in thinking Belal would have won if he didn't let the audience get in his head and stuck with wrestling?
superbong and no eary is a better fight than goyFCs muslim makelchief and JDM
1) It took Ilia 2 minutes to secure a second belt with a brutal KO against bigger opponent2) It took Pisslam 25 minutes of non-stop crotch-sniffing and panic wrestling against smaller opponent to get a second belt.3) Pakistanis/Araps/SEA shitskins are genetically closer to Indians than any CaucasiansThese are three, factual statements, If you disagree you're a wonk nose paki.
>>151988392all true, factual and real.
>>151988392Georgia will always be based. The real dagi's of Caucasus.
>>151988400>The real dagi's of Caucasus
Noiri won the story
>>151988392The choice is between Morales and Ilia.Knowing the UFC, they gonna give us shit like Usman vs Islam.
theres a blatte among the swedish flags
Those little pillowtap punches actually fucked up Noiri’s eyesGood performance from Superbon
noiri lost, too careful
I thought Craig Jones was Jon Jones.
>>151988426They do look alike
What was Leon's plan? Get baited then one-shotted?
Superclinch
>>151988407>The choice is between Morales and Ilia.The Arap sheikhs will never allow Islam to fight Ilia, Look what they did to Merab, They forced him to fight THREE months with fucked up legs and backs, denied him entry to UFC PI and pulled massive campaign about how he dared to say that guy with 1 ranked win doesn't deserve a title shot. After Merab put Poomar in its place, All of them went real quiet. No way they'll let Ilia heem the shit out of Pisslam, Araps have paid for it. We'll get Leon vs Islam, and fat nigger DC will start hyping up Leon, just as entire UFC was hyping up fucking Giacomo, a bumass who strugged against nobodies.
>>151988383JDM fought a smart gameplan in their fight and sold out on the feet to keep Belal from even attempting to take him down. Islam was fucking JDM up with his striking so he couldn't implement a similar gameplan but 2bh it didn't look like he was even attempting to thwart Islam's grappling in this fight because he wasn't even doing the basic shit that got him the title to begin with like matching levels to deter takedowns. Carny piece of shit Craig Jones strikes again just like he did with DDP.
>>151988433that was gay as fuck for real
>>151988432He was in there to have a good time
>>151988432To smile
>>151988434By the way, Belal would have wrestlefucked Giacomo, but he threw fight due to obvious reasons. Belal has NEVER thrown just one takedown besides that particular match. UFC is rigged to gills.
>>151988438I prayed for this and it happened
>>151988392Clitia is 5'7 he can go "fight" ants and bugs. All georgians are midget fags
>>151988455Based
A perfectly good event spoiled by the co main and main. Many such cases.
>>151988438>did you just heem me bruv?
Noiri is getting heemed by Marat next
I didn't watch a single second of Schaubshenko vs Weili
>>151988456Look Maga, I know that your mother is actually your cousin and your father is actually your uncle, But try to have less of inbred moments. Why don't you go dance Lezginka for us?
Zhang made my pp hard
>>151988461
>>151988461Why didn't you like the co main?
>>151988478>t. 5'5 big nosed armenoid christian talking shitThe most inbred man in Dagestan is physically superior to you
>>151988487someone grill mmafatass on Tom quitting
>>151988434Islam eats Ilia alive. That nigga is 5 foot 3.
>>151988434>No way they'll let Ilia heem the shit out of PisslamMerab or Usman will do it. If Dana doesn't find a way to tell these Saudi's go fuck themselves and force that llia vs Pisslam fight in DC next year then UFC as a company will die at this point.
Кeк
>>151988501Dude is KWABOTE
>>151988446Belal is now a real one for actually fighting like a man instead of laying and praying simulating man sex without being able to penetrate.
>>151988491>Talking shitAre you saying Dagestani is one of most inbred regions on the continent? It's literally a fact.Another Fact: Despite existing for thousands of years Dagestan has never formed any sort of statehood, as a contrast wild African tribes managed to form states and countries, had diplomatic with one another. But Dagestan? Not even a written language, not even a WHEEL. Dagestans showcase for existing for thousnads for years are Dagestan equivalent of mudhuts, called Auls where they howled and raped each other for centuries, Whereas people less than few hours drive on other side of mountain where forging kingdoms Dagestanis were howling in their auls, This is a simple fact, Do not get upset. Even your lezginka was invented by Chechens and they also have very strict clan system and don't practice inbreeding like Dagestanis.
What does dillon danis do? How does he make a living because it sure isn't fighting?
>>151988515Nigger I'm not reading that novel.
Usman is the only hope to beat Pisslam you will see the best highest caliber style wrestling you ever seen.
>>151988446>>151987928
Is there anyone who can heem the dagestani menace back to Russia? >>151988518He writes twitter posts and finds cocaine
>>151988493>eats Ilia aliveI've never seen a white man or an European use this term, Why do Pakistanis like using these term so much? How wonked is your nose, Ahmedjeet?
>>151988525Your brown lol
>>151988489Don't play dumb if that's the best high level wmma can put on its a joke.
>>151988521Usman is 40 years old with bad knees, He's not beating Islam. Only ones who can are: Ian Garry, Morales, IliaAraps will not let any of them fight Islam and instead we'll get Leon vs Islam.
>>151988514
>>151988520>Dagistani> I'm not readingLike a clockwork.
>>151988539Absolute zinger. Clitia is still 5'7
>>151988530Bad knees is nothing to him he can't beat Pisslam at his own fucking game.
Why are Muslims so good at fighting it's just not fair to everyone else
I stand with European Georgia.
>>151988552Muslims: 2 BillionUFC Champs: 1Orthodox Christian: 200 millionUFC Champs: 4
>>151988552fighting or roiding to the max and holding on for dear life because bumlal is a wonk nose and he got wonkd
>>151988552>Muslimsyou mean caucasians
reminder that Giacomo wasn't even 5th hardest fight for Islam in WW. even Belal would do better job and yes 50 years old Usmeng would absolutely wreck Slampiggy.
>>151988556Islam and Khamzat are champs in the fully sized men weight classes. You can have the kids belts.
>>151988552Why are Muslims so good at pressing themselves against other men*
>>151988564>less than 100kg>fully sized menLMAO
>>151988567What the fuck is a kg
>>151988552still trying to force that meme aren't you? it's Caucasians only. Pakis don't even have UFC fighters, hell even pajeets do.
>>151988570two stones or whatever the fuck you blubbers measure with
>>151988172It was a better time.
>>151988564>fully sized men weight classes>77kgI seen women in gym squat more than that.
>>151988552Caucasians* wrestling*
>>151988570It's four pebbles, a rock, half a football ball and 1 foot of a Germanic woman.
>>151988511brazza delete dis. dis not how we wrestle
good morning heem
The real star of the show is undeniably Bo Nickal. What a headkick KO what a bounce back.
>>151988398wtf real?
Pisslam's sister got ZUTT'd on camera
The real star was David
I couldnt even finish HIGHLIGHT video of islam match, how the fuck this shit sport has any hype left, its boring hugfest
>OHHHHH HE HUGGED HIM!nice "sport" lmaoBoxing OWNS PooFC.
dariush, you go to welterweight and hope your chin is betterbrady, you go to lightweight where you can size bullyedwards, you go to retirement home
>>151988611What can I say. When you don't let the sport have any real way of deterring wrestling heavy styles that's what happens. People are gonna say that we already have a very anti wrestling ruleset in the UFC but those people are full of shit.
>calls you boring>knocks you out
Bo should not have gotten a bonus for that.Bonus should have gone to the Wellmaker fight, that was the second best fight of the night.
>there are actual people who paid money to watch that semen slurping crotch sniffing bore of a final
Prates is going to smoke JDM and we’ll never see him in the rankings again
I am so happy that I didn't even consider waking up early to watch that shit.
Ian Garry vs Belal Muhammad next week. This one has major implications
wmma to the prelimsIt's time.
Which weight class would I be in the UFC? I'm 5'6" and 280 lbs
>one fcs only stacked card of the year>its mediocreim thinking its over for them
>>151988644You would pay money too if you had any
>>151988669Heavyweight
Give it up for Ethyn Ewing everybody
If Dana wasn't such a slut for oil jew money he would be shitting on all the boring muzzrats
>>151985381Is mmaguru okay?
>>151988674Sneed
Are all Georgians closeted homosexual freaks? Poor poor sweet Georgina....
Im the ultimate heemer, I’ll save the UFC from crotch sniffers. Dana, give me a contract, I’m ready…
THE Maddalena?THE Moicano?THE Dustbin?THE Volk on short notice?THE Pooliveira?
Tourist here, what's a heem?
>>151988736did you photoshop triple d's to ilias chest?wtf is wrong with you
>>151988576You know they weigh 77kg for a very brief moment whoch is the weigh ins, right? Someone "fighting" at 77kg is actually fighting at 85kg.>>151988533I don't see Garry beating Islam, nor Ilia (at Welterweight) or even Prates. Morales is a question mark though... he's somewhat skilled while also being way bigger than Islam (JDM was only marginally bigger than Islam).
>>151988791This
>>151988791Hold still, anon, I'll demonstrate
>>151988791This*heems you*
>>151988804is that infamous Zutting we have heard about?
>>151988791HeemEveryoneEvenMyself
>>151988839Littel bit sexy time brazza the prophet taught pbuh
>>151988736How do you choose those clothes and think you look a) good and b) masculine
Volk and Dustin were the real winners last night
>>151988875could it be... photoshopped?
:D
>>151988932HEADSHOT DEADBALDSPOT HEAD
>>151988932>that was a good heem bruv :D
>>151988802>>151988914Sadly this is a 100% real photo i found from this guy's InstagramNaturally i unboyed this mentally ill freak the second i saw it
Leon was smiling because in that moment he went to the seventh layer of hair and met his dad
>>151988964Did Giorgina break up with him because he was sucking mengs on the down low?
>>151988964zamn...
The smiling Usmeng edits were prophetic
>>151988932He's old and his chin is gone. For cazzies, what "chin" means is actually something like "lifetime brain damage." If you have a strong chin, you've absorbed less brain damage. If you have a weak chin, you've absorbed too much brain damage.
>>151988552>mudslims>just dagis>specifically only Cumshot, Kebab and Pisslam
>>151989020Yeah that's why retards like Vettori and Chito have indestructible chins
>>151988964Has anyone ever lost the story harder and so suddenly? Connor's "haha time to post some speedo pictures on instagram to my legions of male followers!" arc was pretty cringe and Tommy's "ack! 'e gouged me bloody peeper! not me bleedin' orb!!!" was similarly humiliating. But Ilia? Just look at this little guy. He's bowlegged like he's trying not to let the cum slide out of his ass. That look on his face like a submissive, breedable little unit. The gay tie, the pouty lips. I'm not sure anyone has ever lost like this. I'm not sure anyone ever will again.
We were well on our way for a heem card but something stopped us along the way
>>151989040As long as he wins, he can't lose the story.
>>151989046I wonder what it was.
Glad I’ll never have to hear someone talk about that ugly fucking faggot JDM againUgly hearlet faggot got what he deserved and it’s his fault the fight sucked
>>151989058Well let's put it this way. The route of the main card was 5 miles/km. The 2 were no problem but by the 3 we started running out of gas a little bit but still managed it, but by the 4 and 5 things really came to a stop.
>>151989083Hmm yeah you are brown
>>151989083>Ugly hearlet faggot got what he deserved and it’s his fault the fight suckedIt's both of their fault. Jack Delhi for sucking too much and Pisslam for just wrestlefucking
WE DID IT! WE DID IT, REDDIT BRAZZA!! BREAK OUT THE RED BURHKA!! ISLAM WON!!! ALHAMDULILAH!!! KEBAB IS GOAT!! HALAL FOR EVERYONE!! FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!! FREE PALESTINE!!!
>>151989083Hey fuck you man
JDSM looked like he was about to pull Reiner de Quitter between rounds.
>>151989083säg wallah
Jack is a based heemer and deserves respect
Just how good is Bassil Hafez?
Prates title shot next
Ian Machadaddy Garry OWNS welterweight
Alhamdulillah for everything
Remember when Jacky called Ian's kid a bastard
Can we settle this once and for all? Are Dagenstanis white? I want to know if it's ok to celebrate my white brethren victories
>>151989254Some Dagestanis can be White passing, but they're heavily mixed with non-White populations and their culture/mindset is completely foreign to most actual Whites. If you want actual White Muslims, look at Bosniaks or Albanians
>>151989254Good question
I'm gay
Ey it's on temu dawg
>JDM's best strike was an illegal upkickwhy are brazza haters so low iq?how much of a loser do you have to be to get this emotional over a sporting event?
>>151989201You cannot say aluminateduh and post pic of the haram no way
>>151989254>whiteMade up muttmerican term
>>151989028AnkalaevAzamat BelalUmarMVPAll champ material
>>151989297why bitch nigga
thank u Dustin very cool
Pretty even year for Brazza success vs failure>Umar embarrassed and emoted on by Merab>Khamzat 50-45s Dricus but loses stock in the process>Poatan destroys Ank in the rematch after barely losing the first fight when he was sick and injured>Islam 50-45s JDM and potentially secures GOAT statusI'm not counting Islam vs Moicano because that's what a dominant champ should be doing to the number 10 ranked guy on 1 day's notice, Arman would have given him a much tougher fight. Fuck that little nepo baby for ruining the main event with his pullout
>>151989386Where's Jolie
Islam showed that even having a microclitty can't hold you back from being great
Huge win for spammy.
>>151989386Dustin has always been low iq louisiana swamp trash
People actually fucking doubted Bo.
>>151989386Based
whats that site that has all the fights in like clips? i fell asleep during schev's boring ass speech
>>151989439He's never exhibited heem power like that before.
I'm surprised Islam didn't mention Fazza's plan in his interview speech. Maybe didn't want to draw attention to the fact that he succeeded in completing it while Khabib retired like a coward before he could go 30-0 by beating the 170 champ like Fazza wanted
>>151989442mmacore
>>151989254They're almost the same as Beneil lol, from bordering regions
>>151989431Nah that's you
>>151989439I know right
>>151989451Bo has always had power, he had Val Woodburn on skates with one punch. it just isn't his usual fight style to look for the heem
realistically speaking, who can save the UFC?
>>151989472Topturo if he fights more often. He's the only exciting fighter in the whole gay organization.
>>151989472ENTER the pleasure man
>>151989439damn he beat a BJJ specialist on the feetcrazyguy is in his 30s still fighting cans
>>151988943Congratulations anon, Fairy really liked that baldspot dead joke.So much, she remembered it and mentioned it in her recap.
>>151989254No we are not>>151989280We're not "heavily mixed" with anyone
>mfw when the pawg milf puts it in her poop hole
>>151989460Purged
>>151989254Yes, if you use it as a generalist term in place of Caucasoid.No if you're a nordicist or WASP-only retard.
>>151989506>we
>>151989472Islam and Khamzat are the only Brazzas who have a genuinely unbeatable aura right now, just need to wait for them to retire honestly. Islam is 35 next year, so he probably won't be around that long now. The younger generation of Brazza really don't seem to be made of the same stuff that Khabib and Islam are. Umar already lost to Merab and had a tough fight with Bautista, he's definitely not some monster who the rest of the division can't handle, and Evloev would lose to Volk, but Volk is probably gonna retire after beating Murphy
Dage's wouldn't have passed Ben Franklin's White test and thusly, are not White.
>>151989526Drop and give me 20 slav(e)
to be white is to be a jew slavethat's why even mixed race people always identify with their nonwhite side
>>151989546man hol up, we didnt pass it either
>>151989568I'm sorry you had to find out like this Sweden
>>151989568>Ben Franklin would've called this a SwathoidBro would have loved /pol/
*passes the white test with flying colors*you all work for now, I hold the keys to this yard.
>>151989386
>>151988530Valentina is always a pleasure to watch her, she has such great technique. The fight was much easier than expected but that's how the fight happened, it doesn't anything to do with her level. Weyli just couldn't find a way to do something and she was blocked.
>>151989615No wonder this guy sucks
>>151989522"Dagestan is white" is a cope that appears every time a dagestani wins. We're not self hating like turks or georgians, fuck whites
>>151989546obese....balding mentally ill FREAK
>>151989610You haven't checked in with the Shot Caller
>>151989638yep that’s a white man right there
>>151989638ya swarthy
>>151989631You need to stop coping Rajeet...
>>151989522Dagestanis are not white. They're Russo-Iranian mutts mixed with other asiatics.
>>151989651this dood covered up his neo-nazi tattoos
>>151989651>GustaffsonNon White
Why haven't they announced the 324 main event yet? Paramount paid 7 billies
*toggels airplane mode*Yeah so anyway like I was saying uh
Hitler was not White by Ben Franklin's standards
>>151989667You're more mutted with turks, slavs and greeks than we are with iranians or russians.
>>151989700Sure, sure, brazza
>>151989631I say it all the time, because it's true you stupid faggot.The map of Indo-European language spreads directly out to your barren shithole just like it does to the west, and it's effectively a map of where all white descendants spread to. Iranians are white too.
>Khabib is talking about Sudan nowHis Oil Sheikh patrons in the UAE ain't gonna like this
>>151988511We need this in the UFC. At least wrestle slop would make the fights end quicker with grounded knees.
>>151989759>Iranians are white tooPfffft iranians are middle easterners and have nothing to do with whites
>>151989765Who cares about some niggers? Especially mudslim niggers at that.
>>151989810If you have a Caucasoid skull, you are white.And no, African horners don't have Caucasoid skulls, they just have white-like features.
>>151989844>If you have a Caucasoid skull, you are white.You're right if you have European physical characterristics, you dumb mutt. Otherwise semitic arabs and jews are 'white' per your definition.
>>151989844If you don't have blue eyes you aren't white.
>>151989765I heard Turki uses Khabib's face as a toilet sadly....
>>151989859quite frankly if you dont have a pink anus you arent white
>>151989631wash your mouth before mentioning us horse thief. you groids barely pass as Caucasians genetically.
>>151989859Truth nuke.
>>151989844White means european you dumb cunt
>>151989870We are THE caucasiansYou're a big nosed kartvel monkey who constantly buckdances in front of europeans and begs for their approval. Grow some balls and dignity
So Islam Makhachev proved that top control is the greatest control
>Giga isn't whiteMakes sense since no whitetroon can be considered a chad KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
How is bro a top with such baby meat
>Islam couldn't escape his Asian genesOh dear oh dear oh dear.......
>Craig Jones left the cage after the second roundKWAB
Jack Della Maddalena was immobilized for just under 25 minutes. Threat neutralized. In a simulated street fight, this was Islam restraining him while waiting for law enforcement to arrive.
Okay all you "experts" what should JDM have even done differently?
Ilia chinning Pisslam will save the sport
Name a group of worse back-to-back champions at Welterweight.>Leon Edwards>Belal Muhammad>Jack Della MaddalenaJDM was only champion because the top of the division has been utter fucking dogshit for years. I remember him going life and death with the regional rando with the breast cancer survivor tattoo.
>>151989982He shouldn't have been a champ in the first placeLook at his humiliating resume prior to getting a title shit out of nowhere>2x split decision with nobodies>1x hail mary KO with corpose of Gilbert Burns
Craig is a great jocky. He just needs the right horse.
>>151989982He should have knocked Islam out
>>151989996Did you just call Kevin Holland a nobody? Dude fought 7 times this year
>>151989982Buggy choke attempt to set up the octopus sweep into a heel hook. Yes, I do have a blue belt in BJJ, how could you tell?
>>151989911you are merely larping while having basically one of the smallest relation to original populations of Caucasus. just a step above Armenians. you are literally less Caucasian genetically than people here who are butt end of nigger jokes.
>>151989984I've been saying this for years and nobody's been listening. The fluke Leon had disrupted the timeline and resulted in bad fighters getting the WW belt
Whittaker goes back down to 170 and gets revenge for volk and jdm.CAP THIS POST.
>>151989615Unironically you don’t like MMA if these weren’t your picks as well
I can't believe you FUCKING RETARDS actually picked JDM and Weili, lmfao!!
My dear racist, worthless neets who continue to hate watch a sport they claim is dead/ruined on Saturday nights because they have no skills to ply or real friends/people to interact with:Are you ready to apologize and change your ways? Even you can be a happy person, you know.
Jack should have used his optic beam
>>151990057you guys hated Usman and were delighted Smegwards heemed himenough with the revisionism
There is a reason Islam is sticking to WW and won't move up. That reason is Bo Nickal.
Jack should’ve used his secret move
>>151990057Morales will correct the divion course and restore balance
If the unified rules of MMA didn't ban shapeshifting Jack could have won in mountain lion form
>>151990075The last Russian Whitaker fought literally broke his face.
A tall striker with nukes in their hands might be the only option to beat Makhachev, so Prates or Morales might save us. If you have a similar frame to Islam and no one punch KO power, he's going to close the distance and smother you
Yeah who's gonna beat Islam? I'm thinking a gay dominican named Michael
This one Georgian constantly living through Topuria is the saddest thing on /heem/
The crowd came focusing on Usman after both the Prates and Islam fights wad hilarious, you could see on his face that he wants nothing to do with either of them
>>151990162Usman almost beat Khamzat, and Khamzat would shit down Islam's neck
>>151990162Prates got his back taken by Peon. He gets obliterated by Islam.Morales might do good. He has a little bit of all the various negroid races in him, Islams asian genetics will struggle with that.
>>151990226khabussy would get slammed by makhdaddy
So who is Islam going to fight now because now he can only fight absolute killers or retire
>>151990247this makes sense
ITT: Fighters only you remember
>>151990247He says he wants to fight on the White House card, which is in like 8 months. That's enough time for Prates/Morales/Usman/Gary to have a few fights to determine the clear number 1 contender
>>151990285Usman? Lmao
>>151990289If he fights on the Whitehouse card, it will obviously be against McGregor.
>>151990286
Islam Makhachev is a propaganda tool
>>151990285That seems more like a legacy fight rather than fighting the top contender >>151990289Prates or Morales would be best from a competition standpoint
>>151990112I loved the Usman era. He was an actual great.
>>151990285Usman is under contract with the UFC? I assumed he was in PFL.
I should have known JDM was going to lose after the soonfaggot picked him
>>151990286Bum to possible title challenger back to bum in less than 8 months kek
Why would a one dimensional BJJbro accept a fight with Bo Nickal?
Usman is 1-3 in his last fights. Past his prime, islam just looking for an easy defense
Khabib vs La Quinta tier title fig24n0hht
>>151990286The shame of Philly. Imagine kwabbing out more than Pat Sabatini.
>headshot, dead
>>151990399Bruvbroken
>>151990362despite everything Islam isn't gonna wet blanket Usmeng so it will automatically be better fight than JDSM
>>151990362Islam has been phoning it in awhile now. His last 5 are that old featherweight dude twice, Dusty Bitch in an undeserved title shot, Renato Moicano LMAO, and now he ducked Topuria to instead fight the worst WW champ in history.
>>151990399Why was this nigga so happy to be knocked out?
Michael...Morales...I kneel....
>>151990419I think you’d be surprised
>>151990432He literally got knocked retarded for a moment
>>151990419Itll be a boring cage stalling fight. But usman should fair better. The rightful contenders are prates and garry. Usman isn't much of a legacy
In retrospect JDM had 0 good wins.
that leon ko was the best of the night. very satisfying ko
>>151990419Stop entertaining the idea. Usman has zero business fighting for the belt, period. He is at the point in his career where he should be trying to fight Jake Paul for one final payday.
>>151990464Yeah no shit
>>151990455Even though Gary has a great win over Prates and probably beats Belal I just think he’s way too frail to hang with Makhachev
>>151990444so that's why guru is always angry
>>151990424I tuned out after the 3rd round. I miss fun title fights. Grinding out a safe decision is the gayest thing about the sport
>>151990472He literally beat khamzat on short notice
BALDSPOT DEAD
>>151990477I dont think garry can hang with islam either.
Could Leon get the belt back if he just shaved his head?
>>151989439brendan schaub is officially off the bo nickal train
>>151990545Hair transplant would be the right move.
>>151990017Yeah and he's absolute ass.
>>151990517Gary probably has the best movement and footwork in the division apart from MVP. That might make him a bit tricky for Islam to shoot on, but yeah, I can't see Islam losing in a 5 rounder to the cuck
Leon and Brady looked tiny compared to Prates and Morales, like a lightweight versus a middleweight
>>151990561islam literally means submission, he's going to join gary in that cuck chair, watching the zutts go to town
Conor vs Islam will headline the Whitehouse card. Yes, Conor will win, obviously.
>>151990472they aren't going to give title shot to shartkat anyway so it's either chain-smoking CP or picrel. try claiming that he doesn't do better than both of them. Morales would be interesting though but he most likely won't jump cuckchado.
>>151990574It's crazy because there's a photo of Leon where he's mogging Darren Till. Fighter sizes are so weird
>>151990607Next title shot will be either Colby or MVP.
Who the hell is Conor
Nikita Hand must got that snapper
>>151990561Islam probably submits garry.
They need to start penalising control time instead of rewarding it.It's already exhausting the opponent they don't need to give points on top of it, literally no incentive to fight.
>I hev to fight real gangster Matt Hughes at the White House for my legasi brazza, dis iz Fazza plan you know dis
Islam vs Usmeng will be Colbussy vs Usmeng tier kino
>>151990720Prime Matt Hughes would wiped the fucking floor with him.
Islam looks a lot like the pornstar Kira Queen, has anyone noticed?
>>151990713Yeah, control time is killing my passion for the sport. I can do joe gaslighting everyone while nothing happens>absolute brutal domination ladys and gentlemen this is the pinnacle of the sport it doesn't get better than this>two dudes just laying on the ground
>>151990713They should have a shot clock on the ground. If you are in the same position for 25 seconds, they stand them back up. And your opponent gets one free leg kick to help stop you from just spamming the takedown again.
Does Carlos Prates have the most power in the history of the WW division? Every win is a legit walkoff KO. He is deading everyone, including people who never get iced (Edwards, Neal, Leech).
>>151990757Cant*
>>151990761"No"
>>151990805So who is?
>>151990870Islam
Schaub answers "fan" questions on his failed whiskey that he wrote to himself on alt accountshttps://youtu.be/IWcWDafec7M
>>151990757Yeah the gaslighting doubles the irritation. The average pornstar actually takes more damage than these pro fighters.
damn we had a fun card up until the co and main events. im so fucking sick of side control stalling out and taking the path of least resistance
Islam has 8 finishes in his last 10 fights and was fighting for submissions the entire fight unlike Valentina, he's not a crotchsnifer.
>>151988122>Silva got heemed 13 years agoI remember getting home from a wedding at that night. The bride's kids who didn't exist at the time are almost as tall at me nowadays.
>>151990761Leons chin seemed a bit suspect after the Nate fight>>151990870Hendricks?
>>151990954he still stalled out the fight. that style isn't fun to watch when they don't do anything with their control.
Control time is intended as a tie breaker when damage is equal, deliberate wrestlefucking is exploiting the rules
>>151990758Yeah shot clock or something along those lines would help balance the scales a lot, so many sports introduced a rule change to force action.I think it's purely financial though, UFC is trying to capture more international markets and middle east is guaranteed support for any Muslim fighter.
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>>151990289surely he won’t sit out for 8 months after taking absolutely zero damage and logjam the hottest division going right now
Donnie Molina would be thrilled to host the UFC
Matt hughes straight up looked like he's 50
I think kickboxing is more entertaining than mma
>>151991057and yet there's no kickboxing general while heem has thousands of posts daily, its strange to think
>Wastes a corner slot
imagine rating the sissy jackie bella magdelena, who beat THE bumlal, got dominated by Dilbert BUMS and took Holland and BASIL to a split, lmao tailor made matchup for Islam, easiest road to double champ
>>151991082heem is a combat sports general not an mma one. we watch kickboxing like K-1 or ONE when it's on
Leon didn’t really even do anything technically wrong, apart from move back in a straight line which is usually a minor mistake. He just got smoked by a guy way bigger, stronger, more powerful and more athletic. Pretty much the same with Brady Vs Morales. It’s wild to see how fast new generations of MMA fighters improve in terms of athleticism.
>>151991037>Jake Paul when he saw Matt Hughes in the audience
>>151991115Leon was part of an abnormally weak WW era.
Bros... I feel bad for my girl Weili. She's so cool but just got totally sizemogged. Couldn't fight at any range. But she has an indomitable spirit! She falls and gets back up every time! Weili fighting!!!
Did anyone else see Leon’s lip quiver when Prates was talking to him before he KOd him? I think that really got to him, he looked like he was about to cry
so the UFC is past the hill right? none of these matchups and fights are as exciting as they were ten years ago
you must admit, gooby's loss to khabib ages like fine wine every day
>>151991115He kinda got baited into a stand-up fight.
>>151991145Maybe but he just got smoked like he was some prelim bum and not a former champion with a few defences of his title
>>151991177Brock Lesnar brought the excitement to the UFC when he came in and took it with him when he left.
>>151991177Yes ignore the 8 billion dollar rights deal or soaring stock prices, UFC is totally dead because you personally don't like the matchups right now
Why do you retards keep trying to convince yourselves that the UFC is dying instead of just recognizing that the sport has passed you by and nobody cares if you stop watching because you pirate everything anywayJust shut the fuck up and leave. Stop being so dramatic about it. That's how normal people do things. Stop being pathetic
>>151991339who is lil bro talking to?
How are MMA fighters so stupid they still haven't realized BJJ is not the way to counter Dagi wrestling? What the fuck had Craig Jones ever done to show he can counter Dagestani wrestling? The only thing he can do is teach you how to survive. Surviving isn't the problem for these guys, they need to get back up.
kinda feel bad for Leon. fucker got retarded with that punch. might as well retire because now even wind will knock him down.
CP might just be the most based nigga in the UFC. Brazilian pura la vida heavily mogs (in both spiritual and mental capacities) Dagestani fake-humble blueball stoicism. Few understand that tobacco is a miracle drug.
>>151991355why is your 40 year old big bro ass on 4chan. get a life and make me some meatballs bitchalso the entire thread is full of salty losers bitching. learn to read
>>151991375Royce Gracie was the worst thing to ever happen to fighting. He beat up a couple mall karate guys in a tournament 30 years ago, and because of that Americans to this day still believe the BJJ myth.
>>151991327>the state of the UFC is dictated not by the fans but how much money Dana can stuff into his pocketslmao, greed will eventually kill the promotion
>>151991375What is the way to counter dagi wrestling?
>>151991489oil check, brazzas tap out immediately
>>151991489Be Merab. That's it
>>151991488Retarded fuck.
This weekend just keeps getting worse
>>151991488MSG just sold out again for a $13M gate. You're a worthless fan who steals everything, as is most of 4eddit. Nobody gives a fuck about you dawg. Stop watching and stop friend simulating and move on with your life instead of constantly crying about it like a fat girl who got dumped 8 years ago and is still giga coping
>>151991524>corporate greed is goodlmao, why are you so mad though haha
>>151990444>Slovenia so far ahead they didn't even put it on the chartLEVELS
Well, well, well looks like Trump wins once again!
why was JDM grimacing the whole time? did u see his face
>>151991489Muay Thai heavy on clinchwork and good TD defense.
>>151991546That's not my point because we weren't discussing morality. You're a coping loser. No more (You)s. See you next week for more whining because you're lonely as fuck and don't have enough character to move on to anything else
>>151991524You talk like a deranged vince mcmahon with none of the charm pal
>>151991558I think Islam was hurting him possibly.
>>151991563shouldn't petr yan be a great dagi wrestling counter then? Maybe he'll fight umar and well see
>>1519915639-1 is pretty funny but that 1 was a fluke
>>151991489Adriano Martins beat Rustam Khabilov and Islam back to back.
Who had the best heartbroken soiface under the crushing weight of Caucasian grappling?>McGregor>DDP>JDM
>>151991558He's bitchmade.
>>151991631Factual
>>151991570what the fuck are you on about? i like fun fights, i want to watch fun fights. I don't even dislike Islam, i enjoy him when he puts on a performance. stop projecting yourself onto me, i have plenty of friends and a healthy life with a good paying job. I can shit on the UFC if i feel like it. Oh, and i pay for SOME of the product just not the PPVs because that's just wasteful spending. The co and main event last night were dogshit snoozefests
>>151991610Dan hooker
>>151991649Dan had the best scream. Officially should've been recorded as a verbal tap (pain/terror)
JDM should’ve started kissing Islam’s neck and moaning and squealing like he was enjoying the wrestling. Maybe start whispering in his ear how sexy he is and fondle his balls a bit. Brazzas natural homophobia would make them quit. This is a fool proof way to be dagestani wrestling
>Tom>JDM>DDP>ColbyWhite bros how come all of our fighters are fucking pussies who suck? Sincerely.
>>151991666Well well well dude look at those digits
>>151991669>our You’re about as white an oak tree muttley
>>151991489Not sure exactly but it's obviously not BJJ yet they still focus on that every camp. The goal should be impeccable takedown defense, maybe a Muay Thai focus on striking and further study as to how best approach getting up instead of merely surviving on the ground.
>>151991698Being white isn't worth much when you're a neet (like yourself) who lives the same quality of life as a Somali refugee dependent on gibsBeing white isn't worth anything actually. That's why you spend all day on 4chan instead of in the real world. Your fellow whites don't think of you because you are worthless
>>151991722Mad because you’re brown
>>151991722Broootal
next weeks card will have a better main event
>>151991698Whiter than you Muhammed. >>151991722Intercontinental Ballistic Truth Missile
>>151991722Bodied that piglet freak
>>151991489Simply become a physical specimen
>>151991722ww3
>>151991737I'm not mad at all. You are white but you live the life of one of the biggest losers in the world. Plenty of POC are more successful than you will ever be. The only thing you hold onto is having white skin because you literally have nothing else. Your own "kind" won't look out for you beyond refugee-tier gibs. You are a failure despite having a skin color you're so obsessed with
>>151991722Bodied that TWC'd freak.
>>151991778kill yourself, racebaiting freak. get the fuck out
>>151991778>pocnigga get the fuck out
Slamdaddy gained 15lbs of schmeat after the weigh ins
>>151991778He’s already heemed goddamn, chill on b!
given Islam's performance last night, he did NOT get the contract. better next time kid
>>151991797I'm doing the opposite of racebaiting. You are terrified of looking at yourself beyond your skin color, which is the strongest form of cope there is. You think you're better than others but in reality you are bottom of the barrel by every quantifiable metric>>151991801easier than typing every color
>>151991802JDMaggot Minge got xer bacon bussy pumped with creatine pozz loads I'm afraid...
im messican af and ill heem this retard posting above me if you guys want, ill go fucking loco on him
>>151988070Blood Diamond is based.
>>151991820niggerbrained vermin. you deserve to be gassed, get the fuck out. quit bringing up race you demented freak
>>151991778Seething brownoid
So, what was Sean Brady's gameplan?
>>151991861he had an ankle injury
>>151991832Islam has AIDS??
>>151991861Throw a cheesesteak at Carlos
>>151991846other guy brought up race. I'm bringing up character. you can keep making posts full of hatred and freaking out but it doesn't change the truth>>151991852I hope you find it within yourself to leave your council house and earn more than a Jamaican single mother on welfare
>>151991861get heemed. coach was like>go out there and take it on the chin
>>151991883>White bros how come all of our fighters are fucking pussies who suck?seems you started it and then had a sperg out lil bro
>>151991722Bad year bad bad year
>>151991902that wasn't me. believe it or not, not every American flag is the same poster
I thought Sean Brady and Tom Brady were the same.
>>151991722>>151991757>>151991778>>151991820call him a mutt and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>151991917they are
>>151991920Well this changes everything again.
>>151991883Fuming turdskin
>>151991918Kill yourself mass replying seething faggot
>>151991918Who would want to be a disgusting demented deformed pink piggy?
>>151991932here's a walking bear
>>151991918>>151991939I'm not a "mutt," though there is nothing wrong with that either. Only people who lack good character fall back on race-measuring. But of course if you understood any of this, you wouldn't be so obsessed with race in the first place, wouldn't post hatred on an anonymous image board like it's your full-time job, and would have the awareness to know you're not better than anybody while on the dole like a guy fresh off the boat from Sri Lanka who doesn't even speak Englishthe question is, can you save yourself?
>>151991091Craig is a meme, unfortunately. Really love the guy, but he's shit.
>>151991967He literally lost a grappling match to Sean Brady by getting pinned underneath him for 10 minutes. Why the fuck would anyone think he is the answer to Islam?
>>151991964Calm down mutt
I'm too depressed to make it lads
>mfw youre posting
first line of insults is about how whites are not looking out for each in typical 3rd world nepotistic clique fashion xdd
>>151991990I am like placid water. I will pray for you, anon. I know you are in pain.
>listen to "Din Thomas" gabber every fight>no clue who he is>corners a fighter for the first time>instantly knocked outimagine being in a top contender fight and having Megan Olivia or Brendan Fitzgerald cornering you
>>151991964
>>151992003I'm not sure that's even factual it's probably quite regional if anything
>>151991995Awhh you're depressed? Drink up bro, it dulls the pain :((
>>151991802Imagine being a pro-athlete who trains all day for a living and still having love handles. I would kill myself.
>>151991983it's hard to get the dagi style of wrestling to practice against since they tend to be so tight-knit. craig is big so i guess that was the reasoning, have JDM roll with someone heavy. Islam's trips were cool though, and im surprised they didnt gameplan for them.
I'm drinking rn
>>151992022Both weili and stamp lost it's been a rough weekend a whole that drink cannot fill I fear
Why do all the Aussies go to Craig Jones, and not the true Aussie goat?
>>151992008Don’t cry muttley
>>151992015He trains Gillian "Elbow to Anus" Robertson
Going to find some desistanimali minge to heem tomorrow to help myself feel better
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>>151992032Chances are you’re going to do that anyway
>>151992037im drinking coffee
>>151992015din thomas - 1.000 record vs matt serragsp - 0.500 record vs matt serra
>>151992085Islam would go under white male in this graph
>>151991557Damn he actually did when you think about it
>>151990605Unless they're fighting at heavyweight, i don't think that fights happening b
