WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION UEFA>Sunday, Nov 16, 202520:45 Italy - NorwayEURO U21 QUALIFICATION>Friday, Nov 14, 202516:00 Poland U21 - Italy U21>Tuesday, Nov 18, 202518:30 Montenegro U21 - Italy U21Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, use machine learning to sign new shitters and stay rakfiskpilled
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nihao
la qualificazione non es possibileor something
What is worse, winning nothing with a golden generation or failing to live up to expectation with a disappointing generation?
>Rodrigo Mendoza, already scouted by the Bianconeri at the Under-20 World Cup, has a (negotiable) release clause set at 20 million: last summer, Elche turned down offers from Arab clubs and from Fabregas. Born in 2005, in his homeland he’s compared to Pedri, and he is already a mainstay of the Under-21 team; his profile is similar to Bernabé of Parma, another player that has been monitored — but he costs less. [Tuttosport]Baby Pedri in Shitaly>>151990922Probably the former, at least it’s memorable (it’s better to have loved and lost). You can still nostalgiapost about Hazard & co, Rooney & co, no one does that for shitters.
>Portugal wins 9-1>everyone scores, even playmobil-sized attacking players>Lmao ends up with none
>>151989601nvm she's still hot I guess my eyes were playing trick on me
>>151990728Good op!
>Rovella ded for another ~40 days >Hysaj just stopped running and asking to be subbed I will always despise sfinternational break with all my heart
>another ACK in Turin
you have exactly twenty seconds to come up with a brand new idea to revive the fortunes of Italian football, GO!(abolishing the kidnapping of Serie A footballs is not an option)
>>151993350More eleonora posting
>>151993350retvrn
really gud calcetto. there is one dude who looks like julio cruz and moves kinda like him
>>151993690Ask him if he can win from third place in the standings. If he says yes, it's him
Ireland kinoTheir hat-trick hero of a striker is bound to be the next Memedivisie scam
Italy will qualify directly ti the world cup 2nite, I know my farse
So much anticipation for tonight's match that there are fears the entire nation will come to a standstill
pre-emptive >Dimerdenzo
Liking hogwarts legacy so far. The castle is incredible detailed. Lookinf forward to the italy game too
GRAVINAGRAVINAVIENI A PESCARE CON NOICI MANCA IL >>151990811
I just bet my entire patrimonio on shitaly winning by 9 goals 2nite, see you fucking poorfags kekekekekekekekekekekekek
>>151993350gachaslop
>>151994864Why? You'll go to playoffs pretty much no matter what
>Bastoni in a 4 man defence >Politano instead of Orsolini>Pio Exposed a Toe startingSo Rhino thinks this is a lost cause and is just spamming printer & napule players in the starting 11 to hopefully get them worn down and injured for next league round, right?
Going to see Predator Badlands now. Maybe Gravina should promise the Azzurri a round with Elle Fanning if they do well in the qualifiers for WC 2030. Maybe they will do well then.
>>151995919Post your thoughts, gonna watch it mid-week
Italy won!
if I’m Norway I’m letting in a few goals in as banter
>>151995544Issa joke, nobody really expects much from this clown show at FIGC
are the terroni still going to boo their brethren Paperumma?
PIOOOO
I really wish he didn't boycott the u21 to play the club world cup, would have been my pupil :(
Based Pio, he's already a legend in my FM save
c'mon fras, only 8 more goals to go
I dont understand gattuso. Camarda is more developed than espo. He could have been the game changer tonight
>inter players once again saving the day
Magnificent shot by Locatelli, 2-0!
that kit is going down in history as the prettiest kit in the history of qualification playoffs
Oh look at that gravina sitting next to "random" people...>>151997275Looks like an ukraine kit
I respect the fact that Politano plays as if he truly believes to be a top player
>>151997354Kek
>>151997257as they did in the last euros
so Norway is going to be to CUM26 what Turkey was to euro 21
turkiye, please understand
Why is everyone suddenly posting in the match thread?
it feels like the Norwegian federation bet their annual budget on 1X desu
>Barella booked before the 75th minuteHow dare they?!
I wasn't home, how are >we playing?
>>151997354He even has his own signature move
>>151997354put yourself in his shoes, he has won a few scudettos, he's an ironclad starter for napoli, makes millions a year, is often called up for the nt, you'd grow deluded too
Bring ricci and gabbia in. Italy will win 10-0
wasn't Locatelli good at shooting once?
How do Danes cook turnip cabbage?
>>151998868no
me? i would put ryerson in a guillotine
me? I would put superior northern genes in all of our concettas so we can have a decent nt again
>>151997760>missing the chance to tick some /int/fugee offngmi
>>151999171>you have to post in a thread were they talk about everything but the game otherwise you arent going to make itOkay
Well well well would you look at that it's almost monday
Should Milan buy Nusa?
Nusa is the player that Politano thinks he is
how do you even concede a goal from there lol
>lock-a-telly is the better midfielder so farthe jokes write themselves
>>151999468deflection
>Cristante LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Tristante will drag shitalia to the W
>look up Nusa>Adani and Dimerdenzo are making him look as the new Bale when he's a bang average bundles player >mfw
This national team needs more wiretaps to succeed
>Oscar Bobb>it's his real namelol
Should Milan buy haaland?
i hate dimerdenzo so much its unreal
why are defenders still a thing when they can't defend? Play with 9 midfielders
>>151999889Im asking again
Shitalian defending
Italy will choke the playoffs to Kosovo
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
at least now everyone knows they're losing the playoff match. I'm just curious to see how badly Norway is going to lose against the first normal team they face.
raped. hehe
Bastoni masterclass in both goals
>>152000055it's cringe as fuck to try and bring down a team beating us like that, norway is objectively good right now
dude...
gattuso was not the play, fratelli
>>152000055people said the same about Sweden in 2018 and they went pretty far
>>152000055Been meaning to ask, what's the general consensus in Italy right now about the national team? Was there new hope or is everyone focusing on club football? One of my mates is from Turin and hes lost all interest in the national team
>>152000082Cats wouldn't have let that happen, he would have gotten a red card for elbowing Haaland in the face like 65 minutes in but still
Shitalianbros… not again
okay Italy but look at the bright sideI dont know what it is, but you gotta look at it regardless
There's just no way Italy will miss the 3rd World Cup in a row, right?R-right?
>>152000104any normodato fullback is going to pocket Nusa, I'm telling you they're doing a dark horse and going out in the pool against some unexpected team like Morocco, screen cap it.
the absolute state
>Bastoni in a back 4 >Di Shitco defending>Politano starting instead of Orso>No Palestra>No Ricci>No Pinamonti CF
They did the Munich double step!
>>152000148among the normies no one cares basically, they only care about their club for the most part nowadays
2 DANES!??!?!
LMAO MAMA MIAAAAA
>>152000148nobody cares, the NT has become nothing but a tool for the players' agents to inflate their value.
>Hire Gattuso>Expect a different outcome???
Why didn't FIGC hire Mancini again?
>>152000203I agree. People underestimate how much of a bullshit group this was, which is the only reason Italy won 6 matches.
kek why did he take out Bastoni for Buongiorno After Bastoni lost him the game?
>>152000148Right now only interfags and nabuletans think this is a national team worth caring about, that should tell you the kind of Chronicles of Narnia surrounding it
Nu-Italy really is the Black Ops 7 campaign of National Teams
all this is because bonucci laughed at maguire, get fucked
*saves shitalia wc qualification*
>>152000448imagine having won less than a team that hasn't been at the wc in a quarter of century
Oh he cooked
THE HUMILIATION WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!
Mo today's result makes England win the Yuro 2020
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
lol kekjejlmao
I'm just glad people will stop rating Gattuso
how do you collapse this badly in the 2nd half
FC Groningen DNA
The heros of Munich do it again
Death Stranding Larsen
what do you guys even do?
>Adani cumming live about muh Norwegian talentsI hope he commentates their elimination match
GET FUCKED, GREASEBALLS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>north macedonia is also in the playoffs
Chiesa and Calafiori saw this figura di merda coming from miles away and dodged the call up KEKW no way to take the project serious with Gattuso as manager
Unironically gattuso is doing a miracolozzo with the squad he has
>Potential play-off semi-final opponents:SwedenRomaniaNorthern IrelandWales or North Macedonia (will be decided on Tuesday)Who of those can Italy beat?
>>152000608Tonali too refused to show up and rightly so, Gravina FC should only employ the incredibly generous talents from Appiano Gentile
>Liverpoop unironically wants to spend 100 millies for Bastoni
mo whats dollar yapping to the refd about
>>152000643E partita berardi 2 please
>>152000643>SwedenIf they have a good night. Otherwise no.>RomaniaYes>Northern IrelandYes>Wales or North Macedonia (will be decided on Tuesday) Yes yes
>>152000669He's trying to explain that they are in fact shitalia not printer
>>152000669He suddenly realised that Camarda was right, it's the fault of the lights at San Siro
>>152000608>>152000654>showing up to the NT only when it's convenientyeah real winner mentality there....I would reconsider fielding these frauds if I were a club
>>152000643I can already see the Dennis Man gole at the 89th minute coming, the worst is that these NTs suck balls
>>152000643>Swedenwhy?
>>152000539Is this really on the manager? Italy missed the past 2 world cups. At one point are the players just not good enough?
>>152000643All beatable
>>152000643>Italy missed the 2018 World Cup after losing the playoffs against Sweden>Italy missed the 2022 World Cup after losing the playoffs against North MacedoniaAnd now in the 2026 World Cup playoffs they could be facing either of them again...
>>152000756Nationas League
If I were Comolli, I would already be preparing medical certificates to keep Locatelli and Cambiaso out of this dumpster fire for the playoffsFucking get to it Damien
>>152000735>yeah real winner mentality thereLiterally where are the winners in the NT lmfao, the only guy who could be called a winner is Donnarumma
So it happened again
vaffanculo
>>152000815Not like those two really bring a lot to the club either
>>152000427sei un malato mentale
>>152000858BloccoInter tonight was *chef's kiss*
>>152000819yeah but they are still the biggest losers, because at least their teammates showed up
who does Italy get to face now in order to qualify
>>152000858What planet you going to?
>>152000654>>152000427sei un malato mentale
>>152000869They may not be World Cup tier aces, but it's better not to risk injury concerns with these bums at FIGC
What are the kids doing if they're not playing calcio in the street?
Could prime Toni save this national team?
>>152000788No but he's still a shit manager hyped because he managed to defeat the mighty Israel and Moldavia, but now everyone can see he's even worse than Spalletti.
>>152000812then why even play the qualifying matches?
>>152000643>SwedenDidn’t they finish last in their group? How the fuck can they qualy European qualifiers make no sense
>>152000885>>152000917mr. gravina ova here!
>>152000935Not even prime Balotelli could save this squad
>>152000969Nations League saved them
Explain to me why the line up wasnt--------Pinamonti - Bonazzoli-Zaccagni -- Zaniolo - Ricci - Orsolini-Bartesaghi - Buongiorno - Gabbia - Palestra----------------------Carnesecchi
>>152000967idk it's retardedi don't even wanna learn how the system works because it's not intuitive at all
how could iracy kill our hopes of qualifying?
>>152001016because we werent trying to lose 0-20
Which one of these teams is taking out Pot 1 Italy?
explain to me why the lineup wasn'tbuffonzambrotta maldini nesta grossopirlo gattuso de rossitotti toni del piero
Bonvcci (milanBVLL and ultramegagiga antigobbo) would's still do his porca figura in this shitaly team
>>152000967Pot 1 to 3 are reserved for the 2nd placed teams in the qualifying groupsPot 4 is reserved for the teams that failed to be 1st or 2nd in the qualifying, based on the Nations League ranking (the best 4 teams qualify)Pot 1 play against Pot 4 (home advantage for 1)Pot 2 play against Pot 3 (home advantage for 2)The winners of the 1 vs 4 match then play against the winneers of the 2 vs 3 match (home advantage will be drawn)The winners of that match go to the World Cup
>>152001155curpa da juve, moggi in galera, etc etc
>>152001155>totti
I believe that many will agree with me, today more than ever, after the recovery of Di Lorenzo, who has never been so authoritative, so charismatic, so imperious, the dominus of the department, the Italian culture of defence. If Eupalla, the goddess who presides over the fortunes of footballers, is kind, Koh-I-Noor, Mountain of Light, could cap a career often hampered by injuries, perhaps in the shadow of even greater champions, with a call-up for the most prestigious event, the World Cup in North America. Gennaro Gattuso could count on an eclectic, mature, experienced and reliable defender.
>>152001171
>Nigeria out of the wcb-b-b-but rattuso said
the day they don't call up the likes of Bastoni and Di Lorenzo is the day this team has any hope of going back to beating the likes of Norway, Switzerland and Belgium. Luperto and Prato would be more solid than those two, but ofc you would get fired the following day if you insulted certain players by excluding them.
>>152001016This line-up wouldn't win against Malta
SSSATURDAY, MUTHAFUCKAAA!! WATAYA:>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN>PLAYANRise of Nations and Diablo IV>WATCHANThe Americans>LISTENANMercenary radio (vietnam music and russian music)>READANJust caught up with Chainsaw Man>EATANMade a couscous salad from some roast chicken leftovers>DRINKANGin-tonic>FAPPANTall chicks, tattooed chicks, goth chicks.>FEELANQuite nostalgic. does everything ACTUALLY suck more nowadays, or is it an illusion? surely there has to be some truth to it
Sorted by foreigners-%
>>152001288WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.............. that corazzata turca of the grande Dildiz didn't even top their group? Even with all thise Del sieroesque golazo that svrely scored?
>>152001266
Does he think its saturday?
>>152001388Mindful of 80 years of Catholic communism, the solution seems obvious to me: make Italy as inhospitable and degraded a place as Albania to drive foreigners away
>>152001324Captain, it's Sunday.
>>152001421They got absolutely raped by Spain (and will be again on Tuesday probably)
How do you even blame Gattuso? Have you seen the squad he has?Norway has a better squad
>>152001388it's irrelevant when any young Italian talent either ruptures their acl before turning 19 or is sold at 18 so that their broken club can stay afloat another season.
>>152001504a better manager wouldn't lose 4:1 even with this shit squad
>>152001510Believe it or not, but Italians aren't the only human race with ACL's
>>152001504see >>152001016
OK they tried with argies, with macacos, strayan, bongs, what if.... listen desperate times, what if they tried with zingaros
>>152001504the drones you currently see itt spouting their opinions don't know much about football, please understand
>>152001504Truth nuke
/calcio/ idea to save Italian football: Auslanders raus.
rare Maurizio sighting in Duccio's thread
Bad news, lads.The printers at the Calcio Intelligence Agency headquarters have run out of ink for the new passports
>Billionaire Peter Thiel’s latest 13F didn’t show off a mere trim, but a full-blown exit from calcio bellwether Shitalia (SITA).
>>152001532so whoever is preparing their fitness programs is doing something wrong probably because he's been taught so, for every Ansu Fati knee that blows up there are 10 Italian knees blown
>>151995975Have you watched the first season of The Mandalorian? That had some great episodes where Mando basically goes monster hunting. A large part of this movie is kind of like that, just great hunting/action scenes after another. In terms of world-building and story it's not all that deep, but you're crazy if you come to Predator movies for that. It's all very believable, even if Predators look a bit silly without their mask on. It starts well, has an engaging middle section and manages to pull it all together for a solid landing. At least I wasn't left with any questions.And finally; every movie would be better with two Elle Fannings. And it's a crime that someone with a bunda as plump as Elle's has to spend so much of the movie with only her torso.7,5/10 for me.
>>151995975>>152001957Pls post yours if/when you get around to seeing it. I'm curious and Letterboxd is useless these days for user reviews.
There have been 22 Italian World Cup winners who played for Juventus. This makes Juventus the club with the most Italian World Cup winners, with players from every Italian victory.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 22 Italian World Cup winners: This total includes players from Italy's four World Cup victories (1934, 1938, 1982, and 2006).( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) Club with the most winners: Juventus holds the record for the most Italian World Cup winners among any Italian club( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 1934 World Cup: Juventus formed the core of the squad, contributing multiple star players like Raimundo Orsi, Luigi Bertolini, Giovanni Ferrari, and Luis Monti to the winning team.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 1982 World Cup: Paolo Rossi, a Juventus player, was a key figure, winning both the Golden Boot and the Golden Ball awards for his performance.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 2006 World Cup: The squad featured multiple Juventus players, who played crucial roles in Italy's victory.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 1990 World Cup: While Juventus players like Salvatore Schillaci won the Golden Boot, Italy did not win the World Cup in this tournament.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) Continuous contribution: Juventus is the only Italian club to have contributed players to every Italy national team since their first appearance in the second World Cup
>he posts that as Gatti, Gambiaso and Locatelli are the best his team could offer
napulebros, to think that we wanted nusa at first and decided to instead get lang creaturang...............
>>152002374-15 to Jj for not carrying enough
>>152002374Have you stocked up on nappies for the playoffs in March? There are lots of great deals around
who still watches national football anymore here in Italy? lmao
>>152002665the tilers who log on to transfermarkt in the evening to raise esposito's market value.it's important.
Imagine shitaly failing to qualify for the third time in a row
>>152002752we literally can't fail to qualify, not with francesco dio fenomeno's goals
>>152001324>KURPINstill troon copemeiners
real strisciate hours
If we all collectively stop irating matches then Italy can make it through
Italiover
italy will only qualify if by the grace of god di merdenzo has a crusader
>>152002831>La frase "francesco dio fenomeno" può riferirsi a diversi concetti: il "fenomeno Francesco" inteso come il Papa Francesco e la sua influenza spirituale, o a un gioco di parole che potrebbe alludere a San Francesco d'Assisi, fondatore dell'ordine dei francescani, oppure al Fenomeno come personaggio dei fumetti, come riporta Wikipedia.
oof. i blame buciano for this mental weakness he created
Yeah always a person employed by Jj's kurp, never the sbocco sfinter's kurp
>>152003306it would be appropriate to carry out some dragnet surveillance on him, are there enough cassettes available in order to wiretap?
>>152000377There was a falling out after he failed to qualify for 2022, iirc. They hate him, and the feeling is mutual.
>>152003345he'd just use taiyoken to blind the cameras
Luciano Dragnetti
What did he mean by this
>>152003842cut that anon some slack, he still needs to get accustomed to active and passive forms
>>152003842anon is a norwegian on holiday
when I become Giorgia Meloni’s husband I’ll make sure the 5-step plan to revive calcio takes root, starting with the first step of the total eradication of FC Internazionale and its supporters
>>152004144Do you have any idea how many more weeks until you become said husband?
>>152004144you'd need to force francescas and concettas to have babies again or we soon won't have enough potential players either
>Gazzetta dello Sport: The evening will nevertheless be one to remember for Pio Esposito, who scored his first goal at San Siro and his third in five appearances for Italy. Haaland now knows who Inter's striker is, even if the City forward, who has scored 32 goals in 20 appearances for club and country this season, is currently on a different level.
You know, the worst part about having to go through the playoffs again is I gotta wait four months just to see this shitty ass team die when it matters most yet again.Spare me the utter nonsense that things are different or that they'll actually get it done this time. We will fuck it up, they will lose in the playoffs and it will be 3 straight missed World Cups. It's just a matter of who the executioner is this time. I'm sure someone in the British Isles will enjoy getting something over the English.The only consolation is maybe after this upcoming utter failure they'll take down the FIGC to the studs and maybe we'll get some actual competent people to run this godforsaken organization. Knowing how this shit usually goes, the incompetent dinosaurs will cling on to power and throw Gattuso and the 4 or 5 players actually worth any sort of shit under the bus and nothing will change.All I have left to say is if it weren't for Roma having a good season and Canada giving me something to look forward to internationally, I'd be going into an indefinite hibernation because even reading about this country's utter ineptitude just sucks all the enjoyment I get from watching this sport every time the international break happens.To Norway, congrats on finally ending your WC drought. Enjoy the World Cup experience that is becoming increasingly foreign to me from an Italian perspective. To every other team in the playoffs, you'd best hope you get Italy, chances are you'll get some joy from beating our carcass of a national team.
>>152004323is this a shitpost or not
>>152004714it's real
>>152004714it's the opposite of the impossible of the suboptimal of what you're thinking
>>152005227Unreal picture lmao
THREE IN A ROWTHREE IN A ROWYOU'RE STAYING HOMETHREE IN A ROW
Il Dimash, il Bare, il Basto, Frattesi's exultation... Inter's unplayable bloc once again drew football with a capital 104
>>152004323LMFAO SHITALIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT
>“The game changed when they took their shot on target in the second half, we started to get scared.”- GattusoLole, lmao even
>>152008030very grintaful statements
Business idea: wire-traps
G-g-gasperini?
>>152007779Why the fuck does Frattesi keep getting called up? Even for the standards of this Chile-tier NT he's garbage.
Well well well, looks like it’s monday again
Winter
malakia.
>>152011582KEK
the WC 2026 draw is on December 5th and I've never before been this anxious to see itmaybe... maybe this is the year, you know...
Good morning!>A new 9 depends on Gimenez: only in case of a sale would Tare go strongly into the market. Brentford and Sunderland have made inquiries and are interested in the Bebote, convinced of being able to impose himself in rossonero: Milan remains his priority for present and futureFüllkrug we can nominate him as a market idea for January. He's on the market, for teams looking for a striker he could represent an opportunity, there aren't many out there for strikers in January. He's a name that will be proposed in these days to Italian clubs>Milan is considering Thiago Silva: A suggestion, which however is gradually taking shape. Thiago Silva to Milan, in January: it's not a utopia. Within Milan there is an open debate: who would seize the opportunity, who instead believes that he has had his timeAC Milan and AS Roma are monitoring the performances of Samuele Angori, a 22-year-old player currently playing for Pisa.>Pic rel: Matches missed due to muscle problems after 11 matchdays.Also I overslept today and my boss noticed it
>>152014524croatia and belgium can realistically win the worldc up
>>152014631realistically? no, but it wouldn't be a total shockreally for us to be able to compete with the big dogs is going to be how much Dalić will push shitters in the attack like Kramarić instead of letting players like Petar Musa and Marco Pašalić play (who are MLS shitters themselves, but provide more of what Croatia needs up front than Kramarić) because the rest of the team is great
>Haaland on Mancini: "At 1-1 he started grabbing my ass, and I thought, 'what are you doing?' So I fired myself up a bit and said to him, 'thanks a lot for the motivation, let’s fucking have it.' Then I scored two goals, we win 4-1, so that’s great. Thanks to him!"
>>152014670
I honestly can't tell if that's a real quote or not
>>152014670Would've been a great joke if the fennel still coached the NT
>>152014670Good goy just ignore the fact that the goals were Bastoni fuckups
Italian players who play for Juventus.Di Gregorio, Perin, Pinsoglio, Gatti, Rugani, Locatelli, Miretti, CambiasoItalian players who play for Milan.Terracciano, Bartesaghi, Gabbia, RicciThe end.I remember when Inter was considered a problem because they didn’t provide Italian players for the National Team
>>152014779
>>152014831don't want my club to risk providing fake plusvalenza players to the national team, which could result in further penalties in the standings.impeccable FIGC can make do with what remains.
>>152014670garra charrua or something
Italian footy is a lost cause, follow other sports
Donkey Kong Maranza
>>152014897No sir.The pine cones will continue to rain down on the heads of Inter fans until it is they who switch sports.
where's that kanker nederlander
How many coaches are we going to change before we admit the current zoomer players are a bunch of weakminded scappati di casa?
Das rite, Gattuso is an elite coach and it's not his fault he can't field a solid starting 11
>>152015131as many as the underground gravinoid needs to save its own withered skin
This Inacio kid should choose brasil if he cares about his career
>>152015159What career? Unless he starts playing as a winger/CF his career is pretty much over anyway lol
italy losing not gud.
>>152015187Why? It's like Christmas morning, a total shitalian defeat
>>152015195have you packed your schoolbag for tomorrow's lessons? remember you have PE.
>>152015312compagni di merende
>>152015131I don't blame zoomers but football accademies
The west has fallen
Emily wall
tired of these fucking winds, nigga
Day 3 of living in a country with legislation that prevents egregious chinkslop from being released; and being happy about it.>>152015904Who even is that ode to bogging? I vaguely recognise her (?) but can’t think of a name.
>>152015960its cher
>>152015172retard he is crazy good, thank God he plays in Germany
>>152015027>muh sfinterevery fucking Italian "top" team is pure shit
>>152016020Crazy good for U17 where tactics matter very little, once he gets promoted to the first squad he'll face the inevitable truth that attacking midfielders and/or second strikers are only a thing in Shitaly where old farts still can't move on from their outdated tactics.
>>152015960Melissa satta
don't look now, but Italy U20 is currently playing against germany and it doesn't look good at all
>>152016027not out of choice
>>152016125>5:0grim
Cities Skyl-ACK
>Lazio get new eagle for first time since handler scandal
>>152016245il dimashil bareil bastofrattesi's exultationpious expositus
>>152016125but muh muh young champions that THE EVIL SERIE A SYSTEM keeps down!
>>152015323Drumpf is made for the BBC (Big Bill Cock)
You just know they are going to gift it to wokexpedition 33
>>152016245rip in pizza, calabrezos
Opti Pobà Bananza
Danejeet here posting from the motherland (shitaly) a lot of jeets spotted at the local train station. More updates to follow
>>152016640Which train station?
>>152016744Cagate sul Lambro
40 and still the best passer in the world
stadio ozempico
>>152016932Maxime Lopez has some very good metrics this season, eternal vindication is promised to those who rate old Sasol players
How the fuck did Ghost of Yogay get so many nominations lol
>>152017117Because it is what ac shadows was was supposed to be
>>152017159An uninspired copy of Ghost of Tsushima?
>>152017175Yes. Clair and walking simulator 2 are bigger surprises. That they were even nominated for anything is strange
>>152017062
I see Twinkazzo is still seething at KojiPro's and Sandfall Interactive's refusals to collab with Hello Kitty.>>152016527Hades and Hollow Knight released with so much commotion, but then passed by like a fleeting fart in the wind. Can't have any complaints with Expedition 33 winning it I reckon.>>152017117On all kinds of "direction" stuff I think, and probably audio too since Sony games at least always have that. But you can get nominated even if you have a snowball's chance in hell of winning it so this doesn't say all that much.
Calcio /biz/idea allegro but with cherubism
>>152017221intrasting webbum but I don't think it'll be enough to attract malawi back here
Officially a tennis nation now
What colour is the Nigerian coch wtf
>>152017611kek no fucking way
>>152017611didn't gazzetta cockroaches recently throw a tantrum because "muh sinner lives abroad and won't pay muh taxes and drives in a ferrari hurr durr"? how come they're singing his praises all of a sudden?
>>152017611>the italian king is a Milan fanInteresting
Clostebol's shadow, Forbidden strengths are whisperedA dark legacy
Apologize
A.L.@Bling_BlingALBLACK & WHITE 4 LIFE! . Was cancelled by @juve_belgique and threatened with litigation by @GJustjuve. BLING BLING! CHRIST IS KING!
>De Ligt is playing as a starter again for the first time in foreverHow long ago is long enough for something be be nostalgic? It feels that way...
>>152018584Insane amounts of matcha tea went into the effort, many are saying this
>>152018741W-w-what?
don't call it a comeback...
>poland>croatia
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152019715dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same
Luciano Valente? Ours now.
>>152019916whitest dutch in business right now
Serie Ass bros
>>152020175Frenkie de Jong literally exists
>>152020225yeah, against lithuania
>>152020258kurpmeiners doesnt even exist against lithuania lmao
I still can't believe how much time Jayjayists spend talking about Koopmeiners with the big 2026 ahead of us
>>152020258And at the World Cup #NotForEveryone
>>152020225All right, then he would be second place (a position that is quite appealing in the Netherlands)
Peter Thiel just bought €100m of Ernest Poku stock
But does he know about the antichrist?
Sleep tight /serieredd/
Calcio /biz/ idea: Ardoino-powered Tetherlands
Late night fabbrica hours
152016056>attacking midfieldersAhem>second strikersAhemI hate you so much, kill yourself, etc etc
le heckin trequartistas
What does /seriea/ have for breakfast?I have 2 kiwi’s and oatmeal with raisins for that fibre
>>152027558Sanrio instant breakfast
Teemu Pukki... shoutout to a real one... rip
>>151990728
I don't eat breakfast during the week.
>>152027558double breakfast this morning, cappuccino and krapfen and a coffee and strudel
Eastwood is up
>>152027558one bowl of oatmeal with a sliced kiwi and some cashew nuts2 egg omelette with black pepper, a sprinkle of olive oil, and some grated parmesan on top150g baked beans (the good savory ones not the sweet liquid Heinz slop)freshly squeezed pineapple juice vitamin D3 & K2 supplement
>>152027558polenta
>>152027964Not even cereal A?
>>152028037You aren't tricking anyone danejeet
>Council of State rejects last appeal of No Stadium committee over Pietralata's woodsIt's completely over riccibros...
What the fuck
>>152028088Good morning to you too, Lidl Calcio
>>152028099>he doesn't have real sugarKWAB
>>152027558skipped brekkie and about to go straight for lunch, meatballs and sauce
Cloudfl-ACK
>Foreign workers treated like slaves, paid little more than one euro an hour and forced to live in degradation and among rats. >Three Italians were arrested for human trafficking, slavery, and animal cruelty.Italiani brava gente
>>152028534which serie a youth team is this?
>>152028534Did they happen to also be around the hills of saravejo between 1993-1994?
>>152028534Can we all agree that leftists who want more African refugees do so to enslave them?
Are XCalcio immigrant bvlls welcome here? Xitter is down
>>152028680Nah I'm good, I have plenty of shitalians to enslave already
>>152028534I can't believe the caramba just reset the Udinese scouting department like this
>AWS and Azure outages just a few weeks ago>now CloudflareI can't believe Comolli's algorithm is killing the web
UzbeKWAB
I can't believe this is not Atta
*snots on the following post*
>Andy Serkis didn't get nominated for best performance>Charlie Cox didDORITO POOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEE
>Internet getting nukedHmm I wonder what dreamland is up to
>>152029227glowcazzos kurp
>>152028083The last time I ate cereal was actually last friday. But strangely it was my lunch
>Cassano takes it out on the players: "We're at Bosnia's level now! And we make Bastoni, Barella out to be phenomena..."Tare: "I'd be a liar to say 'I don't want to win the Scudetto'. We've brought in 19 players and sent away 23. We're on the right track, I have this desire to win some important trophy with this glorious club.>January transfer window? We haven’t discussed it, I’ll give you a political answer (laughs, ndr). We’ve touched on points of view but without going into depth. We’ll be very attentive to any opportunity that we deem right to help us”
>>152029371>Tare: "I'm not a big fan of data and artificial intelligence; to me, they're things that help to have an even broader perspective, but they don't give you the sensitivity to understand players' characteristics and personalities. They need to be used in the right way."
>>152029323another academic thursday night of revelry on the Hello Kitty Adventure Island servers, huh?
>>152029371KEK
>>152029371>>Cassano takes it out on the players: "We're at Bosnia's level now! And we make Bastoni, Barella out to be phenomena..."Can't tell if it's a punchline or the first interfag willing to engage in self-criticism (but only because of despondency)
>>152029035>A French under-17 player is called Milan LecceseNow people name their children after Serie ass match-ups kek
>As of today, Juventus has not yet made a 100% decision on the new sporting director. Ottolini remains the most advanced name, but keep an eye on Palmeiro from SportingCP and another name of a foreign sporting director. The choice will be Comolli's. [Moretto]well to be fair he only had a whole 7 months
calcio /litmus/ idea: comprendonio gonde
Thiago dark out of nowhere
>that one profile on backwater pornsite #358 uploading 1080p and 4k enhanced versions of classic movies was taken downToday I feel defeated
>>152029600I would cry too if I was in Reggio Calabria
enjoying Where Winds Meet more and morepower to the players
>>152029600"Pensati Sexy" is confirmed for S2 though, that's pretty cool.
>>152029727By 'classic movies' I was referring to international cinema classics, not this uniratable subscribe-and-watch broth
Where be the HL3...
>>152029932Watch this
All my von der leyen paper shitcoins are still going to be valuable r-right?
>>152029975This poster shows a less energy-sapping trycicle, so I unironically will
Perr Bon Schuurs (Adopo)
>>152030008>https://youtu.be/wSfKb7Ixw20Dont its a really bad movie. But the general movie idea is funny
>>152030107It's too late now, one of the actors in the cast is called Leonardo Nigro
kalunigro
PLEASE LOOK AT MY ASS AND IMAGINE TOUCHING IT AND HAVING SEX WITH IT BUT DON'T YOU DARE COME NEAR ME OR I WILL HAVE YOU JAILED FOR RAPE THIS ASS IS FOR BLACK BOYS ONLY BUT SEND ME YOUR MONEY PAYPIGS!! FORZA INTER!!
>>152029955Tomorrow fratm, on HL1's anniversary
Nobody tell this Insta sfinter whore that aging exists and she'll be an old dying bitch before she knows it.
>>152030243I believe itSee you tomorrow
CHECK OUT MY ASS PLEASE CHECK OUT MY ASS BUT DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME YOU FUCKING WHITE LOSER. *drips Jamal Negroni's cum from her anus*
Diagnosis following this crashout?
>>152030314We need another Cloudflare server fart
THIS ASS AND PUSSY AND MOUTH ARE FOR BRAVE AND AWESOME IMMIGRANT BLACK MENDEATH AND CASTRATION TO ANY AND ALL WHITE INCEL ITALIAN CHUD LOSERS
>Ahhh amico mio you are-a so heckin wholesome!! I would never dream in my worst nightmare of being racist. I'd rather kill my children than say the N-word. Please continue having all the beautiful Italian women all for your big juicy meatstick. ITALIA LA GRANDE!!>God, he's so fucking hung and hot. When will this white incel loser stop talking already???
>>152030314Italian Girls Diagnosis: BLACKED
sfinteristi aren't Italians
so, about the international break as autogenous self-help therapy
so, about the fact that the vast majority of Italian females have received African cock inside their vaginal insides and have tasted it with their mouths! While she asked him for a photo, there is a non-negligible chance that particles of black man cum flew from her mouth towards poor Luciano Spaletti.
Imagine her kissing her mother, aunt, father with the same mouth that she used to fellate and drool over well-melanated gentlemen and engineers from impoverished nations who are the future of Europe!! Such a dignified female!
BLACKED
This is what you get when you don't leave seats available at the internet café for Anaximander
funny you mentioned seats cause this seat (her vagina and rectum) are only for black boys and men and not clitdick incel white chud losers who should all be fucking killed.
>i like my coffee and my teddybears like I like the cock I suck
why am I seeing Gnabry rumors
second gol conceded where there is an obvious foul on Lipani not given because reasons lol, totally a coincidence that our U21 always gets refballed in every competition it partakes in.
>>152030854maybe gravina should suck off ceferin more, but he's probably already given it a go :^)
>taty had a rovella moment and wont be back for another month >Senegal won 8-0 but Dia didn't score a single gol >announce new iggle using a picture of the old one give me some calcio to forget about calcio
>>152030921Okay my boiling foaming anger has subsided and I can compose myself to enough to weigh on recent events. First off, Gattuso is a joke of a man and not a serious person, let alone football manager and he should be fired immediately.
quiet piggy -Serse trumpmi
mark it on your calendar Camarda did something good
>>152031096transfermarkt value status?
New whiteness map just dropped
Any Catanians that want to swap places?
Here's your 19 year old baby talento fra
Nick Peesilly
>>152031219are you going to attend the milan derby?
I'm pretty sure there is a huge betting syndicate behind every youth team, doesn't explain the dozens of retarded yellow cards they get, the used Beans as a scapegoat to get away with the system
>>152031219There was snow in the mountains today
I guess I'll watch some concakino later
>>152031356>the used Beans as a scapegoat to get away with the systemas is tradition for which federal regulations have been applied around these parts. there are those who can be sacrificed on the altar of the nation; he and Tonali are not part of the state syndicate that needs salvation at all costs, so away with them.an unwritten law of Italian football is, 'strike one to safeguard one hundred'.
have food zorba
MCTOMINAY
what a gol
I'm a spy I'm a spy
She studied to be a kindergarten teacher in Leiden, but when the headmaster began to flirt with her conspicuously, she was removed from the institution by her godfather.
Efendi 'tioned
this guy (charles de ketelaere) always kinda sucks when i see him play
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>152032003that's a great falso nueve assist according to guardiolists
>dan marino is losing by an irremediable marginYep, time to switch off and go to bed
New Risk of Rain 2 DLC is up and it's apparently good
Locatelli is the type of person that enjoys the sound of walking through snow through the speaker in his Dualsense controller
Camarda scored.
i spoke too soon. this is a brilliant assist from mr CDK
okay de ketelaere scored 2 goals in 2 minutes now, which makes my private joke less entertaining to me
