>>152004919
It's a rock paper scissors scenario with JDM Belal and Islam. Much like Glover, Smiff and Gustafsson.
JDM beats Belal, Islam beats JDM but Belal stomps a hole in Pisslam easily on the feet and uses the knowledge from Khabib's camps to always get back to his feet.

>>152005106
Wasnt gus giga flushed by the time he fought smiff

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Bo.

>>152005218
leon usman esque

This thread was posted first. Therefore it's the thread, I'm afraid.

can someone post the webm of craptes wonking the smile off him

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>>152005468

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>John Pork

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So we agree that chatri won?

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seriously how good is garry

>>152005524
Ik that shit hurt though

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it turns out bo nickal is the greatest fighter of all time

>give me usman brazza
this inbred wonk nosed rat has zero shame
only wants to fight old men and people in different weight classes

>>152005676
Free bonesmashing/looksmaxxing

>>152005699
One of the fighters of all time

>>152005666
Roughly good enough to suckle on Slamdaddy’s shmeat for 3 rounds before tapping to a d’arce

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Indian champion by 2030

Damn bro that’s WONKERS

>>152005757
garry can snatch the back of everyone

>>152005712
Yeah he should fight JDM that guys the champ

Blow my shit smoov off playa!

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>>152005783
kek based

>>152005666
people hated him from day 1 because on some level they knew he was gonna expose the division

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heemsters were simping for this..

>>152005839
small dicked white boys, your response?

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TOTAL WONK DEATH

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>>152005901
not all of us

>>152005712
He should've called out Mike Mallot

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>>152006006
>the paper golem

Guys I'm having next day regrets. I can't uneat Fatima Kline's ass.

Why couldn’t Islam submit that bum?

>>152006006
NYC truly the new Mecca

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What do you think Khabib’s shoulders smellled like after this

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maCHADo

Yeh yeh ill give you a buzz

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poetry in motion

>>152006006
They still assimilated to White Christian culture though, it’s not like he ran on islamic policies

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Morales heems InsimentIan Gayraped

>>152006469
2-3 years dagestan

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Luke Thomas is now referring to himself in third person.

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it's over

garry will walk through belal and steal the title shot from everyone

>>152006551
>steal
He’s clearly the number 1 contender with Shavkat injured and inactive

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>>152006469
what is this
he dancing like woman

>>152004919
You guys are pretty funny

its up
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sNgNRwh0MfU?feature=share

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Would you go in the brazza bath?

>>152006677
as if I'd have a choice

>>152006469
Gay nigger!

>>152006677
I would piss in it

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>>152006792

say what you want about Leon Edwards, but he was undefeated for a long time so now he has begun his Tony/BJ Penn fall off era and thats just beautiful

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I might slide up on your block, with intelligence

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seethe

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>>152006861
Love to see this fat ugly golem go through it whenever his boys lose. Which happens on a constant basis by the way.

>>152005666
Same level as Prates. Both lose to Shavkat by smudged bore fest.
If you forced Prates to run away from Garry in a rematch and they were both just running away landing leg kicks at range it would be a split decision fight going either way.
Honestly the 5th round of their fight for Garry was a story loss like Edwards against Diaz.

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>Yeah so basically that's why Muslims are ugly inbreds and I'm like master race or something hurr

Mate you literally have a wonked nose and lazy eye. You're hideously fucking ugly I can see you right here on my fully operational monitor.

Khabib married his cousin

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>>152006999
Your opinion = wgaf!

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realistically how does he do vs islam. he's muslim too so no allah advantage

Correction: Khabib married a towel

>>152005660
It was pretty gay so I guess it won the gay contest.

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volk wasn't happy with JDM

Everyone knows white chocolate is just better.

>>152006954
Ngl he looks like you

>>152007219
many are saying this

>>152006357
wouldn't be any different from normal
they probably all bathed together in the hotel

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>>152007049
There could be a good story angle here between the two of them.

>>152007219
Based face-blind fucking retard!

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Fuck Dillion Danis

>>152007346
Honestly? Probably feels good on his meng and he never has to worry about meals.

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>>152006575
isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

>>152007049
islam subs him inside 2 unironically

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>>152007335
>w-where is my horse? WHERE MOMODOV?!

>>152007408
idk who that is

>>152007442
Just seeing a white woman got bro bricked beyond belief, we've all been there.

>>152007382
>Doesnt have to worry about meals.
Wdym? She probably eats everything in the house he looks malnourished.

>>152007515
There's probably scraps in her folds, enough for him to feast off of.

Kinda sad Mamdani didn't show up.

>>152007606
hes already retreated to his heavily fortified ugandan compound

The welterweight division is lit. Wouldn’t you agree?

Morales vs Covington book it

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>>152007606
he's busy

>>152007408
He turned down Belal. After his last inactive stint and this new one, the best Dana will give him is a backup spot.

I just beat Minecraft today for the first time. Any thoughts on that?

>>152007823
Not your friend simulator and not your blog

I'm also feeling pretty lonely today, not sure if that's relevant or not but I thought I'd include that part too.

>>152007869
We know.

arman this, paddy that... meanwhile cowboy cerrone is the clear number 1 contender and a nightmare matchup for ilia

we didn't feel like getting up

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>CROIKEY M8 DIS LIL FELLA BLOOMIN STRONG
ALREADY!

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i have found your ufc white house feature fight

>>152008028
ufc is gay now. they should have knuck at the white house

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>>152008014

>>152005712
you'd cry no matter who he fought you little girl

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THE cherry picking goat

anyone notice herzawlg missing?

Islam Makhachev vs a fully grown wild Tyranitar

>>152008142
oh well he's getting garry in dublin

>>152005218
Levels

>>152008175
federal fucking prison

>>152008014
>>152008108
>smiles, presents blk boi bussy instinctively

>>152005524
holy AURA

>>152008142
tbf usman is a bigger challenge

>>152006469
Zesty!

sweden don't you fucking start

What's next for Islam, legacy fight vs Kamaru?

you mad

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the last hope

>>152008408
sorry bro, it looks like we're gonna go ahead with the gay nigger plan instead >>152006469

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Edwards is okay.

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hasbullah almost got kidnapped bros

>>152008641
Somebody should have smashed his face in with a hammer I think.

>>152008641
I wonder if this nigga more dense than a similar size baby

>>152008464
kek

Imagine a 6'1" tall Volkanovaki.

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After a dominant, legacy defining victory like that Islam likes to relax and unwind with some recreational fishing.

6'4 Volk alternative timeline with roids and soccer kicks being legal

>>152008945
His arms would be like 30 feet long

kinda crazy how good volk is considering he started training mma for a laugh in the rugby off season or something

>>152008993
Just goes to show natural talent beats hard work every time.

>>152008641
even the nurmagomedov crew hate their paki 'brothers' kek

I wish Guru would go live tonight

>>152008993
I could do the same. Imagine if I cared about mma

>>152009023
Islam is clearly less talented and less athletic than Volk but beat him by training hard for years though.

>>152008132
he quite LITERALLY ran away from his biggest challenge

Dillon Danis got fucked up by John Pork's whole crew, kicked out, and banned from all events. Kwaboty contender?

just like 4chan getting banned is a story win

>>152009301
Ive won over 100 stories this year alone sadly

>>152009301
they said they aren't going to bother enforcing all that weird shit here because not enough kids use 4jeets these days

>>152009607
Big if true

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ko of the year

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who will main event ufc white house?

Most People flew to Epstein's Island to fuck kids. Dirty Diaper Donald flew there to suck Bubba's meng. YUECK!!!

>>152009753
Holy diver

>>152009859
LEVELS

I’m glad Sean Brady lost. We don’t need another boring, mediocre white guy as a welterweight contender.

>>152010015
He probably only lost so badly because Luke Thomas likes him so much and god hates that motherfucker.

well this is an interesting development. looks like i'm either permaflushed or i have entered my second prime. do zoomettes like grey pubes?

>>152010055
Surely we can come up with better posts than this right mate?

Leon got straight up donkeypunched. That was one of the worst calculations all year, but I guess he’s too used to being southpaw against orthodox

>>152010015
100 percent this

What race is Dilian Danis?

CIRYL FUCKING GANE

>>152010360
American

>>152009212
Don't know. John Pork's knuckles were bloody but there wasn't a scratch on Danis, which means he drew first blood, which is bad for Pork I'm afraid.

If you buy a bigger bed you have less room in your bedroom but more room in your bed.

Isn't that concerning?

>>152010534
I'm sure these two have a strictly professional and platonic relationship

>>152010360
looks like a sinister arab phenotype like jafar. imagine him with a big thing wrapped around his head and a curved sword.

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He was laughing at the idea of fighting meng on media day. Now it is his only option left..

>>152010569
fuckin kek

Baaah, that's 4 fights in a row!!

>>152008218
>>152010618
DONT LE HIM KNOCK CHU OUT SON

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isdaddy's abominable aura puts champions into a contender mentality
L E V E L

>>152010749
is this the guy who was giving him the leon edwards tier motivation speeches on the stool? beast of a coach

>>152010749
You expect me to read all of that?

>>152007443
When is shavkat going to get a title shot?

>>152010618
that was a funny punch to get ko'd from. its right on the face lol