>>151995638
>>152004919It's a rock paper scissors scenario with JDM Belal and Islam. Much like Glover, Smiff and Gustafsson. JDM beats Belal, Islam beats JDM but Belal stomps a hole in Pisslam easily on the feet and uses the knowledge from Khabib's camps to always get back to his feet.
>>152005106Wasnt gus giga flushed by the time he fought smiff
Bo.
>>152005218leon usman esque
This thread was posted first. Therefore it's the thread, I'm afraid.
can someone post the webm of craptes wonking the smile off him
>>152005468
>John Pork
So we agree that chatri won?
seriously how good is garry
>>152005524Ik that shit hurt though
it turns out bo nickal is the greatest fighter of all time
>give me usman brazzathis inbred wonk nosed rat has zero shameonly wants to fight old men and people in different weight classes
>>152005676Free bonesmashing/looksmaxxing
>>152005699One of the fighters of all time
>>152005666Roughly good enough to suckle on Slamdaddy’s shmeat for 3 rounds before tapping to a d’arce
Indian champion by 2030
Damn bro that’s WONKERS
>>152005757garry can snatch the back of everyone
>>152005712Yeah he should fight JDM that guys the champ
Blow my shit smoov off playa!
>>152005783kek based
>>152005666people hated him from day 1 because on some level they knew he was gonna expose the division
heemsters were simping for this..
>>152005839small dicked white boys, your response?
TOTAL WONK DEATH
>>152005901not all of us
>>152005712He should've called out Mike Mallot
>>152006006>the paper golem
Guys I'm having next day regrets. I can't uneat Fatima Kline's ass.
Why couldn’t Islam submit that bum?
>>152006006NYC truly the new Mecca
What do you think Khabib’s shoulders smellled like after this
maCHADo
Yeh yeh ill give you a buzz
poetry in motion
>>152006006They still assimilated to White Christian culture though, it’s not like he ran on islamic policies
Morales heems InsimentIan Gayraped
>>1520064692-3 years dagestan
Luke Thomas is now referring to himself in third person.
it's over
garry will walk through belal and steal the title shot from everyone
>>152006551>stealHe’s clearly the number 1 contender with Shavkat injured and inactive
>>152006469what is thishe dancing like woman
>>152004919You guys are pretty funny
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/sNgNRwh0MfU?feature=share
Would you go in the brazza bath?
>>152006677as if I'd have a choice
>>152006469Gay nigger!
>>152006677I would piss in it
>>152006792
say what you want about Leon Edwards, but he was undefeated for a long time so now he has begun his Tony/BJ Penn fall off era and thats just beautiful
I might slide up on your block, with intelligence
seethe
>>152006861Love to see this fat ugly golem go through it whenever his boys lose. Which happens on a constant basis by the way.
>>152005666Same level as Prates. Both lose to Shavkat by smudged bore fest. If you forced Prates to run away from Garry in a rematch and they were both just running away landing leg kicks at range it would be a split decision fight going either way. Honestly the 5th round of their fight for Garry was a story loss like Edwards against Diaz.
>Yeah so basically that's why Muslims are ugly inbreds and I'm like master race or something hurrMate you literally have a wonked nose and lazy eye. You're hideously fucking ugly I can see you right here on my fully operational monitor.
Khabib married his cousin
>>152006999Your opinion = wgaf!
realistically how does he do vs islam. he's muslim too so no allah advantage
Correction: Khabib married a towel
>>152005660It was pretty gay so I guess it won the gay contest.
volk wasn't happy with JDM
Everyone knows white chocolate is just better.
>>152006954Ngl he looks like you
>>152007219many are saying this
>>152006357wouldn't be any different from normalthey probably all bathed together in the hotel
>>152007049There could be a good story angle here between the two of them.
>>152007219Based face-blind fucking retard!
Fuck Dillion Danis
>>152007346Honestly? Probably feels good on his meng and he never has to worry about meals.
>>152006575isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
>>152007049islam subs him inside 2 unironically
>>152007335>w-where is my horse? WHERE MOMODOV?!
>>152007408idk who that is
>>152007442Just seeing a white woman got bro bricked beyond belief, we've all been there.
>>152007382>Doesnt have to worry about meals.Wdym? She probably eats everything in the house he looks malnourished.
>>152007515There's probably scraps in her folds, enough for him to feast off of.
Kinda sad Mamdani didn't show up.
>>152007606hes already retreated to his heavily fortified ugandan compound
The welterweight division is lit. Wouldn’t you agree?
Morales vs Covington book it
>>152007606he's busy
>>152007408He turned down Belal. After his last inactive stint and this new one, the best Dana will give him is a backup spot.
I just beat Minecraft today for the first time. Any thoughts on that?
>>152007823Not your friend simulator and not your blog
I'm also feeling pretty lonely today, not sure if that's relevant or not but I thought I'd include that part too.
>>152007869We know.
arman this, paddy that... meanwhile cowboy cerrone is the clear number 1 contender and a nightmare matchup for ilia
we didn't feel like getting up
>CROIKEY M8 DIS LIL FELLA BLOOMIN STRONGALREADY!
i have found your ufc white house feature fight
>>152008028ufc is gay now. they should have knuck at the white house
>>152008014
>>152005712you'd cry no matter who he fought you little girl
THE cherry picking goat
anyone notice herzawlg missing?
Islam Makhachev vs a fully grown wild Tyranitar
>>152008142oh well he's getting garry in dublin
>>152005218Levels
>>152008175federal fucking prison
>>152008014>>152008108>smiles, presents blk boi bussy instinctively
>>152005524holy AURA
>>152008142tbf usman is a bigger challenge
>>152006469Zesty!
sweden don't you fucking start
What's next for Islam, legacy fight vs Kamaru?
you mad
the last hope
>>152008408sorry bro, it looks like we're gonna go ahead with the gay nigger plan instead >>152006469
Edwards is okay.
hasbullah almost got kidnapped bros
>>152008641Somebody should have smashed his face in with a hammer I think.
>>152008641I wonder if this nigga more dense than a similar size baby
>>152008464kek
Imagine a 6'1" tall Volkanovaki.
After a dominant, legacy defining victory like that Islam likes to relax and unwind with some recreational fishing.
6'4 Volk alternative timeline with roids and soccer kicks being legal
>>152008945His arms would be like 30 feet long
kinda crazy how good volk is considering he started training mma for a laugh in the rugby off season or something
>>152008993Just goes to show natural talent beats hard work every time.
>>152008641even the nurmagomedov crew hate their paki 'brothers' kek
I wish Guru would go live tonight
>>152008993I could do the same. Imagine if I cared about mma
>>152009023Islam is clearly less talented and less athletic than Volk but beat him by training hard for years though.
>>152008132he quite LITERALLY ran away from his biggest challenge
Dillon Danis got fucked up by John Pork's whole crew, kicked out, and banned from all events. Kwaboty contender?
just like 4chan getting banned is a story win
>>152009301Ive won over 100 stories this year alone sadly
>>152009301they said they aren't going to bother enforcing all that weird shit here because not enough kids use 4jeets these days
>>152009607Big if true
ko of the year
who will main event ufc white house?
Most People flew to Epstein's Island to fuck kids. Dirty Diaper Donald flew there to suck Bubba's meng. YUECK!!!
>>152009753Holy diver
>>152009859LEVELS
I’m glad Sean Brady lost. We don’t need another boring, mediocre white guy as a welterweight contender.
>>152010015He probably only lost so badly because Luke Thomas likes him so much and god hates that motherfucker.
well this is an interesting development. looks like i'm either permaflushed or i have entered my second prime. do zoomettes like grey pubes?
>>152010055Surely we can come up with better posts than this right mate?
Leon got straight up donkeypunched. That was one of the worst calculations all year, but I guess he’s too used to being southpaw against orthodox
>>152010015100 percent this
What race is Dilian Danis?
CIRYL FUCKING GANE
>>152010360American
>>152009212Don't know. John Pork's knuckles were bloody but there wasn't a scratch on Danis, which means he drew first blood, which is bad for Pork I'm afraid.
If you buy a bigger bed you have less room in your bedroom but more room in your bed.Isn't that concerning?
>>152010534I'm sure these two have a strictly professional and platonic relationship
>>152010360looks like a sinister arab phenotype like jafar. imagine him with a big thing wrapped around his head and a curved sword.
He was laughing at the idea of fighting meng on media day. Now it is his only option left..
>>152010569fuckin kek
Baaah, that's 4 fights in a row!!
>>152008218>>152010618DONT LE HIM KNOCK CHU OUT SON
isdaddy's abominable aura puts champions into a contender mentality L E V E L
>>152010749is this the guy who was giving him the leon edwards tier motivation speeches on the stool? beast of a coach
>>152010749You expect me to read all of that?
>>152007443When is shavkat going to get a title shot?
>>152010618that was a funny punch to get ko'd from. its right on the face lol
Islam moved up to a higher weight division, fought the champ, won his second belt, and still managed to fight twice in a year.
Farted myself awake
Prince St Pizza sponsored by VeChain
>>15200491920 hours later, bro is drowning himself in alcohol and sodium filled italian sandwiches
Islam will NEVER be a LW championIslam will NEVER be a WW champion
>>152011354Looks like a burger b
>>152011354>drowning himself>1 drink
>>152011490There's a beer in the background fucking retard!!
God it stinks in here
>>152011569Smells like dead mother and Somalian semen.
*clap clap*Dead mom!*Clap clap*Dead mom!
Volk is done
>>152010618I love seeing black people get heemed.
>>152010618Realistically what could Edward's have done to avoid this?
>>152011490The semen obsessed scatophile freak has never eaten with other people judging by his replies to you and is projecting his own misery on GDM
>>152011720Lots of things
>>152011746Calm down nigga damn
>>152011354Do Americans not have cheeseburgers lmao
>>152011790Normally I like mine cooked
>>152007049shavkat is legit handsome despite the mongoloid features, he looks like a well adjusted man
>>152011822Its all about the quality of the meat. If you got a high quality piece of meat, you really dont got to cook it much at all or you cook out all of the natural flavors. Learned that from cooking with volk
Watch who you tell when you a boy new heemerCareful who you confide innaA nuh anybody post my drinkA nuh anybody post my dinner>>152011783See >>152011592 >>152011636And understand how desperate you are for the slightest bit of attention like an abandoned dog
>>152011354not like this jdm bros
>>152011354a cry for help
>>152011845Basic 7 round here shame he fizzled out so unceremoniously from a meme point of view
>>152011873Literally all me btw
>>152011936Hes just a little down in the dumps right now. He did get dominated
Let's be honest. Ilia Topuria
>>152011985Perhaps he should have fought better then, hmm?
>>152012019who
>>152012019alien bitch
Inbred freaks
>>152012069Turn your monitor on and stop signing your posts.
Inbred rat snitches
>>152011978>it was another usa flag posting at the same time as me that i randomly defended for no reason >>152012019Ilja is just barking now I don't think fighting at 70kg will be competitive for someone so small he needs to accept he isn't that big of a draw and fight fucking arman and paddy before calling anyone else a pussy
>>152010618>>152011720What's done is done
>>152012130I don't know what the fuck you're talking bout
>>152006469wtf? since when do we have contact with outer space?
>>152012172>bro I'm just replying to people with no idea of what I'm typing lmao I'm so random
>>152012161These are getting advanced b I'm not sure if I dig them in mp4s but might be my age showing
>>152012224forgot pic
Dropped by Moicano
>>152012300eyes rolled into his head, back of his skull slammed into the canvas, moicano turned around and walked away... just absurd that it wasn't stopped. moicano is champ.
>>152012130Khabib and Islam are the ones who are saying it's "it's the biggest fight of all time" not so much Ilia. Dana wouldn't have been talking about it if it wasn't a draw. You're missing the part that it has the rare heem factor that makes it a giant fight. Islam fans want to see islam win, against any other opponent, but they really want to see Ilia lose, preferably heemed, by any means necessary. Other big fan bases like Volk and Max's fanbases REALLY want to see Ilia heemed. That alone would be a draw, that and Ilia is the only opponent who will promote the fight for Islam, which bigger numbers will get bigger pay for Islam's fight. I want to see because the build up would be fun.
>>152012236Mad bitch.
what even happened to leon? did the punch that dropped him really heem him? or was he stunned and the follow up heemed?
>>152012161leon... had a hard life
>>152006469ian machado vs michael morales twerk off for the zmf belt
>>152006469>>152012465being zesty is the best base for MMA
>>152012411We both know you don't believe this, usmeng is likely the fight and topuria will never happen he's just larping as canor again, I hope paddy heems him the bongs need a victory and it would be satisfying to see an arrogant dwarf lose the fight and story to an 80iq scouser>>152012417I'm not your psychologist you'll have to ask him/her
>>152012424He looked knocked the fuck out buddeh as the follow up hit to me
crazy thing about garry is he has a shitty reach for that height. imagine a fighter like gaethje fighting with such precision and elusiveness.
BSD and Arman both beat Dariush and Frevola. BSD only needs a win against Charles or Gamrot to have the same quality wins as Arman. Some would even dare to say BSD already has better wins than Arman.
>>152012582not to me because his head barely booped the canvas
Topturo ends Islam's life
>>152012465achievable natty?
>>152012558No you misunderstood. Khabib and Islam both said it would be the biggest fight of all time during this fight week. Not me. Paddy would get starched man. He's really bad. I hear the head kick meme but Paddy has the slowest no-set-up head kick maybe in UFC history. The single time it landed was against Gordon and it broke his own foot. Chandler really sucks and paddy has no gas tank. Islam has the best shot on the feet out of Paddy and Arman.
Tommy Asspainal has been released from the UFC, for having an anus that was too gaped.
>>152012656From the birds eye camera it looks like he might be trying to defend himself slowly but I'll have to frame by frame this
YOUR champions
Bare minimum pre-requisites to have a title fight against these guys : 1. At least 3 submission victories2. An average of 5 minutes or more of ground control in all your fights.I don’t care if you’ve been n1 ranked for five years, you’re 50-0, and you’ve won all your fights by KO in the first 10 seconds. If you don’t meet the aforementioned requirements you are not getting past them.
>>152012782Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
> BANGER ALERT!!!!> GOAT!!! GOAT!!! GOAT!!!
English champs are so bad holy shit.Who's the next bloke that will give us another embarrassing reign?
>>152012782Exactly. Also they are not bad standing, Khabib was very basic there but Islam and Khamzat are much better.
>>152012677Disappointed they're going for a featherweight, either way islam will beat him at 70 kilos and it will be the shittest booking of all time there's no sense in it and it discredits the belts, the only "plus" is that it unifies the lineal BMFs. Paddy is getting better with time and would take ilja more seriously than he took ferguson and chandler don't count him out like that
>>152012782who are some non-muzzie wrestler champs?I can only think of DC and CCC, literal olympians.
>>152012852Ilja is a wrestler merab is a wrestler
>>152012852like half of the american champs were wrestlers. randy couture, brock lesnar, kevin randleman, jon jones, kamaru usman
>>152012852casual
>>152012914Kamaru is muslim, but regardless I guess we need a young Usman to dethrone Islam and Khamzat. the latter he almost did.
>>152012933doesn't matter, I'm team muzzie so I am the superior mma fan.
>>152012776sorry wrong image
God took Lucas Tracy from us and replaced it with Fight Fairy 7 hour UFC livestreams>>152012942muslim doesnt stop you from being american, also hes not actually full fledged muslim, hes muslim how americans are christian, not actually following anything
>>152012942Isn't kamaru a fairweather muslim
>>152012961topuria, volk and merab are not champions.. theyre titleholders, the champions are Arman, Movsar and Umar
>>152012969She's cruising for a harpooningScheming for a heemingBegging to get my peg inDemanding a good pounding (boston accent)
>>152012991Umar lost to Merab.
>>152013008umar won 4 rounds
Arman isn't even a muslim what are you doing retardPortugal absolutely crushed armenia yesterday btw
>>152013037arman is still the uncrowned champ, armenia is not good at soccer, portugal has one of the best teams in the world
I love big beautiful breasts
>>152013016Beastrab broke Poomar's pig hoof and raped him i fear....
>>152013068take that sort of talk back to /tv/, this is a gay general
I love big beautiful balls
