Dan KK day>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dcheck previous thread >>151983033
sumo
do we have an updated sumo tier list
>>152013355Yes. It's the first link in the OP.
>>152013364no i mean the epic funny lol haha tier list with sobrino azul and shiganosuke and that stuff remmber the funny one ok
>>152013372Kill yourself.
>>152013379You first
>>152013379why
>>152013379how do I do that myself
>>152013372shut the fuck up
>>152013312God damn what an ugly fucking gnome
>>152013386Sumo is serious business bub
>>152013395why what is wrong with my post
>>152013405you're gay and nobody likes you
>>152013404o ok sorry so is that a no
>>152013372No I got tired of updating it and it's as full as it can get. There probably won't ever be another update again unless there's a radical division shift/intai spree that frees up space.I did update the favorite anime chart though.
>>152013415It's probably in one of the /xs/ threads.
serious sumo question. Who is the hottest ōkami-san
>>152013434Tatsunami
>>152013427>shitshit>capeshittypical. what a faggot.
>>152013427>Wakamotoharunoticeably better taste than his brother>Urabased and fitting>Tobizaruan insane show for an insane man>Shishilmfao
>>152013434Terunofuji's wife
>>152013427anime is for faggots
Thank you cameraman for zooming in on Kayos ass
K A Y O ! ! !caught that faggot midget tryna pull a fast one lol
I'd really like to see kayo vs chiyomaru some day
Shirokuma you sack of shit.
>>152013476Probably not going to happen. Chiyomaru's washed. 34 years old and sinking like a stone in makushita.
emphatic throw, probably put some new cracks in the dohyo
How is Hidenoumi related to Tobizaru?
>>152013522Tobizaru is his younger brother.
>>152013535Sorry, when I said "how" I meant "how the fuck".
Remember when everyone thought chicken-legs would rival Onosato for Yokozuna?kek.
>>152013555Why? Hidenoumi's just past his prime. He first hit Makuuchi in 2015 when Tobizaru was in Sandanme.
>>152013556we all should have realized he was a hangar queen when he got injured in his first makuuchi basho
>>152013454Yeah well I bet you like Tom & Jerry which is totally not gay because it comes from the U S of FUCKING A!!
>>152013581you seem upset
>>152013581Kill yourself.
>>152013597Watch some films.
I want the best for Kotoeiho but beyond excellent shiko I don't really see what he does.
>>152013622He wins.
>>152013622he wastes everyone's fucking time with his stupid ass split stomp nonsense the stupid fuck i hope he gets raped to death by a pack of bonobos
>>152013636Why not nihonzarus?
>>152013642wjat tje fc ms is a njihhonzaru???????
what streamer is best for watching stuff that isnt top div?
>>152013647VPN + ABEMA
>>152013647midnightsumo he's the best bro i love his channel haha
>>152013642You okay? It's the macaques that are Japan's native monkey. You may have seen them in nature docs chilling in hotsprings in the winter.
>>152013647MidnightSumo
I want to be the girl that Asanoyama broke Covid quarantine to fuck.
>>152013659based i love cock
>>152013647AvoidingThePuddle
>F*rmer Ozeki
Seemed clean, but I guess it's worth a look.
>>152013647Leo Cock in sonSumo Mainichi but only every 7th day of Juryo
Why does Ura get so much applause
Its asanoyover
>>152013701he's popular
>>152013712yeah but why. What makes him popular.
>>152013734he has a unique brand of sumo and often does stuff out of the ordinary
>>152013734He's popular. What part of that did not you understand?
>>152013742thanks for the real answer
HE FUCKED UPREVOKE HIS YOKOZUNA STATUS
EVIL SPIRITS ARE OUT TONIGHT!
>>152013752>>152013759oh shit what did I miss who fucked up and how
>>152013734he's both kawaii and kakkoii at the same time
>>152013764Onosato almost fumbled the 1st stomp. He lost balance at first but then he managed to finish it.
>>152013784wtf hoshoryu is channeling evil spirits to throw onosato off so he can win the tournament and stop being accused of being a fraudkozuna, this is insane
>>152013792drunk as a skunk
>>152013792It's actually over, how will he recover from this?
>>152013792Dishonorable. He should take the tate gyojis dagger and commit ritual seppuku in the doyho to appease the spirits.
>>152013792Is this a 1st? Like is there any other example of someone messing up the dohyo iri like this?
>>152013792
Need a 37 year old hag sumo gf who I will impregnate and have retarded down syndrome children with.
>>152013812Hoshoryu did his first one backwards, sort of. Also this.
>>152013734hits people with WWE finishers once in a while, does cartwheels into the stands for no reason
yeah get fucked mitakeumi
>>152013827alright so not quite as horrendous as it could have been, if he was literally the 1st guy to mess up slightly then that would be a big deal
>>152013792One of the best things about Grand Sumo is the audience.
>>152013837Fuck you, tater-tard.
Nice try lol
Lots of losing henkas amongst the salarymen tonight
>>152013792Its over. Onosharto should just retire for this kind of disgrace.
>>152013647You're canadian, so midnightsumo is the right choice for you.Everyone else heads to datasumo since he streams the full day
>>152013874Buy an ad.
>>152013874Stop shilling your gay ass ai channel faggo
>>152013875suck my dick you piece of stupid piece of fucking stupid shit fucking kill yourself you fucking piece of shit
Shonannoumi sure does suck
/sumo/ has no hinkaku...
Losing to a man with one leg must be so humiliating.
Tokihyate is White
Tokihayate for the fucking win!
goddamn, thought he had him with the kubinage
>>152013898i'll have you with a kubinage you italian fuck kubinage with meatballs ala bolognese fuck you you stupid pice of shhit
>>152013906You okay, bud?
>>152013911shut the fuck up stupid burger your kind will die when we come to take over stupid cpiece of shit
>>152013906>>152013877lay off the sake Anon-zeki...
>>152013915>burgeranon...
>>152013919Zamierzam cię zgwałcić i zabić całą twoją rodzinę, ty głupi gnoju
>>152013915anon, i....
>>152013919>>152013925yeah im just having a bit of fun lads don't mind me lol whoops
>>152013931Kill yourself.
>>152013934fuck you american retard you ruined my country and now we are going to ruin yours you stupid piece of shit
Lion > horse
S H I HI
>>152013812Not exactly but Kitanoumi almost fell during his kanreki dohyo-irihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TijMa9pzJH0
>>15201394760 year old bastard brought 10,000 years of evil spirits down upon us with this
>>152013947Chiyonofuji almost lost hist tsuna. That would have been a million times worse.
>>152013947>Comparing 60 year old wreck to a 25 year old giant
A B I BI
how much longer is the k*toshoho banner of shame going to be flown at the arenas
>>152013971Just the one arena. Years though....
>>152013875>>152013876I get the feeling he's more into reddit normies than channers anyway
>>1520139713 years I think or something
Abi is on he way back to KKland, that 5 match losing streak was just a minor setback, he has his attack mode back working like a well oiled flowchart
>>152013977>just the one oh that's not so bad>yearsgrim
>>152013984>>15201398132 portraits, so closer to 5 years.
You now remember kotosoho won a yusho a few months agoYou thought it was a fever dream, but it happened
>>152013993And it was glorious.
>>152013998vs the "yusho" that made Horseshoryu a "Yokozuna"
>>152014006Wrong
Not sure who sucks more between Shonannoumi & Kinbozan. Big guys who seem like they could be good but are total talentless wastes of space instead
Is Hoshoryu the weakest yokozuna in the past 40 years?
>>152014031Too early to tell.
>>152014030I know Kinbozan struggles with neck and back injuries, not sure if Shonannoumi has anything majorly wrong with him.
Mirarthhas never had a good advertisement. Takara Leben has been shit this decade, but at least they use to have the Professor Nebel series back in the Tochinoshin days
If I hear Hiro say "so-uh" one more time I'm gonna hire yakuza to kill him on air>>152014042I miss Professor Nebel :^(
SMALL MAN BIG HEART!!!!
>>152014031He was extremely unfortunate to be promoted when he was, I think he could have grown into a much more impressive guy than he is.
ura & midori with a touching manlet bro moment over the power water
god i want to fuck one of those geisha, ever since i first saw one in some flags of the world book when i was like 5 years old i've been obsessed with themhow is there no geisha JAV
>>152014093>how is there no geisha JAVRule 34. There must be. You're just not looking hard enough.
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wakamotoharu is usually a bad matchup for Ura. God job, pinku faggu.
>beat hosh, ack and kusano back to back>lose to uraI'll never understand the WT brothers
Love how Hakuoho is built and fights like a cannonball.
>SAY!>MY!>NAME!
>>152014093>>152014095There's probably not actual JAV of geisha for cultural reasons... but there's 100% other stuff.JAV is special though, true artistry at work. They work hard to make everything erotic since they have to censor the explicit stuff
>>152014133Jigglypuff?
>>152014134>JAV is special though, true artistry at work. They work hard to make everything erotic since they have to censor the explicit stuff
>search for 芸者AV>dozens of image search hitsyeah this guy called it >>152014095
>>152014149I did, and I was literally about to type this, lol
>>152014141nah this is closer
Damn WTK is sidestepping a lot off the tachiai this basho
>>152014166Kill the Waka bros.
Bird battle.
Good match.
very dramatic back and forth there between tom & oho
For some reason that whole bout felt in slow motion
Fuck man this is the third loss in a row where Tamawashi just barely loses. >>152014185Tachiai was looked pretty slow so I can see your point.
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>Dan the Terrible>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
sayhisname
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
aonishiki grabbed his dick disqualify this queer
Chinpo otoshi?
The white devil goes for the balls
>Aonishiki going deep inside of Hiradoumi!!lol Hiro
Guys... he might break the 11-4 limitWhat shall we do ? It was never supposed to happen
Picked his ass up and told him to get the fuck out of his bar
>>152014204Looked like a hansoku to me too. Strange they didn't look at it.
>>152014210it got a giggle out of me
did p well to deal with everything Hira tried
>>152014215he'll have a long career as a bouncer once his sumo career ends
dishonorabru crotchu grabu
>>152014215idk man, horse will break his streak against him or smth
That was a good fuckin match.
>>152014210not like this Takanoshbros...
Aonhisiki is very impressive to watch in slow motion. He anticipates pretty much everything his opponent is about to go for, and can react effectively.
>Aonishiki goes 14-1, beats Hoshoryu and loses to Onosato>Onosato goes 14-1, beats Aonishiki and loses to Hoshoryu>Aonishiki wins in a playoff after utilizing his new technique of grabbing the dick and ballsnew ozeki incoming
>>152014211do not worryafter he gets to 11 wins, they can just call torinaoshi's on every other win he gets, even if it doesn't make sense, until he loses. the 11-4 is eternal
His lesbian life partner.
>>152014251Who's the guy in the hallway?
nobdog went full retard with that last charge
>>152014251>>152014253shut the fuck up
that was not ozeki sumo
Zak looks straight up unhealthy. He was slow as hell that match and was gasping for air afterwards.
How do they decide how much money each fight is for? Is it the rank of the higher person, the rank of both, or something else?
>>152014261Don't worry, we have a replacement brewing in Jonokuchi
kotozakura standing in the edge of the ring seemed prime for an skating edit too, like grinding>>152014262do you mean the envelopes? those are decided by the sponsors, you have to buy for the 15 days and then decide which matches to sponsorin those they show your banner prior to the match
>>152014262They are sponsored. The advertising banners they walk around the ring prior to the match correspond to the envelopes the winner gets.
I don't understand why he keeps showing up with these, is getting your back sucked before the fight worth having a giraffe skin pattern?
>>152014266Okay, just how the fuck you do end up with a body like that?
>Kotozakura with shattered knees>Keeps winning fights because everyone just throws themselves to the ground without thinking
>>152014274Kitanowaka's have been 10x worse this basho. If it makes them feel better, it's worth it.
>>152014274God look at that bottom left one. It's disgusting. Is that acne in it?
>>152014276If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>152014274Cupping therapy is a form of alternative medicine in which a local suction is created on the skin with the application of heated cups. And please don't debate cupping in chat, we're here for sumo.
Holy shit, hoshoryu's acne or whatever that is gets worse everyday. That looks awful.
Get to the rear and push him out of the ring? Sike here's a pull
lol, lying on his back like he was enjoying the grass at the base of mt. fuji.
very impressive
>>152014274Better than getting hot iron shoved up your ass
nice try bro
>Yoshinofuji, whatever happened there...
>Hosh gets Tamawashi's back after they stand apart from each other doing nothing, very out of character>Hosh gets Yoshinifuji's back almost immediatelyThey're rigging the matches to make Hosh look less pathetic lol
Yokozuna shitposting aside, it's still fun to watch Hosh fight with throws like this
Yoshi pushing backwards with his whole weight and Hosh just letting him fall lmao
>>152014284Oops, posted before seeing this. Thanks anon.
>>152014305You look pathetic.
>>152014312>no youYou sound angry.
Seems like Tokihayate is headed for his first matchups vs sanyaku
If Oshoma wins I will kill myself
>>152014315>They're rigging the matches>You sound angry
>>152014308Agreed. I know he's getting praised by the JSA for the more forward pressing style but Hosh throwing dudes is more exciting and impressive than him pushing .
>>152014274putting those marks on his back gives him a prepared excuse if he loses too much and decides to kyujo out of shame. >muh bad back and sheeiiitt or something
>>152014262If you want more infoThats called Kensho-kin and are paid for by sponsors that have their banner paraded around the doh-yo before a fight of their choosing each dayIt costs 70000 ¥ and you have to buy the 15 days for a total of 1050000 ¥ that translates to roughly 450$ a day or 6750$ for the whole tournament. You can buy as many of those as you want, you will sometimes see the same brand parading 3 or 4 banners in a row.High profile matches might have so many banners that the attendants have to do serveral laps around the dohyo picking new banners.Out of those 70k ¥ 60k go to the winning wrestler 30k¥ inside the envelope 30k¥ added to their retirement account and 10k¥ go to the JSA
2 pushes, thats all it took
>>152014335I believe they recently lowered the amount inside the envelope for security reasons.
He's just too good
Oshoma just accepted his fate
>move forward>win
I think he was angry about fucking up....
Do we have any info on how much Onosato lifts? He has to be insanely fucking strong.
>>152014351he deadlifts shirokuma in bed
>>152014342>>152014335yeah it's 100 in 500 retirement, i believe.
>>152014335So do the sponsors pay for the maegashira #10 fight or do they pay for a specific rikishis fight?
>>152014364>before a fight of their choosing each day?
Anybody else find Hosh's fights more exciting than Onosato's because there's a real chance he'll lose?
>>152014374exciting yes but I don't like excitement I like it when the people I want to win end up winning and so if they don't lose ever I am more happy
>>152014372Oh I'm stupid I missed that. So they buy fifteen (or more) sponsorships and each day pick which match will get it. So theoretically there could be zero to everyone except for shishi who just makes bank that day if he wins
>>152014374They are, but every Onosato bout turns into an underdog one for his opponents. It's exciting to wonder on any given day whether the guy going 4-6 will give him his sole lose for the basho (lol)
>>152014341>>152014348need a sumo version of this with Onosato
I like how Dan threw half a dozen or more "fancy sophisticated rare kimarite" techniques at Hirdoumi and non of them landed so he just resorted to crudely tackling Hirdoumi out of the ring instead
>>152014403to be fair a single leg/double leg is pretty rare in sumo even if it's an extremely common technique in "normal" wrestling
>>152014399Seems doubtful that Onosato has a lot of spare time to play video games between all the training and publicity stuff he has to do
>>152014409The futagoyama boys play games every night though
>>152014261Are we making shit up now?
I'm used to seeing 12 sandanme shitters every time I check the beya, but then I found picrelated and now I'm wonder how do they even train? One old man that doesn't even live with them anymore, one low sekitori and one newfag stuck in jonidan
>>152014380Yeah, you already know that the yokozuna matches gonna have a fuckload of banners so you might want to focus on other bouts so that your banner is well seen and set apart, there are brands that sponsor an specific rikishi for different reasons, maybe the brand is well known in the city the rikishi is from or he has done an advert for them in the past
>>152014403Felt like that was the same thing that happened against 'yasu.
>>152014424that's why they're all floundering in jonidan and sandanme, video games are for losers
>>152014559>video games are for losersI think so too, what are your hobbies?
>>152014559Thank you for your coaching insight. I'll send Futagoyama and the president of the fan club a fax immediately letting them know. I can't believe it was so simple, all we have to do is take away the Nintendo Switch and suddenly even Koga will be able to hold his own in the makushita joi. By the way, for when we write an article about you in the fan club newsletter, where did you learn your sporting and coaching knowledge? I'm sure all the fans will be interested.
'Sup /sumo/
>>152014399
What are the chances that Tamawashi lasts for a few more years in order to get to 1231 bouts?
>>152014788i love you anon>>152014813
>>152014667Us whites are genetically engineered to have better wrestling sense than you Japanese. Look at Aonishiki. I rest my case.
Dan's tenacious, but is he going to be okay? Seems like he's flown head first out the dohyo onto his back almost every win this basho.
>>152015230i mentioned this to a friend and was called sillyDay 7 Aonishiki wrestled TamayasuI believe that Dan hesitated throwing takayasu onto the nether and instead tried to walk him out gingerly which ended up happening is that takayasu's arm was still entangled with dan's and ended up dragging him down to the pitI might be overthinking it, but thats the feeling i got watching it live and i still think thats the case after watching it on a repeat, Dan could have disengaged that arm pushing tama away once they were about to cross the tawaraFrankly i would like people to rewatch that bout and tell me if im crazy.https://youtu.be/CHW-2Z62viE?si=12gsVQos-L7eRiKf&t=1212
I missed the weekend due to a family camping trip, anything out of the ordinary happen?
>>152015477Ura got murdered.
>>152015471I hope it wasn't intentional, it would be a shame for such a hot prospect to injure himself trying to save an aging veteran. When you step onto the dohyo, you must be prepared to die.
>>152015526i might be just overthinking it, dan might have done it unintentionally, their arm might have been entangled to a point that even pushing might not been enough, he might not have had the leverage to push...there are a handful of possibilities, but if it all stemmed from dan trying not to push Takayasu, then that sucks. Im not advocating always throwing (recent hoshoryu-ura bout) but i believe you have to protect yourself first.
>>152015548Aonishiki is sharp enough to make active decisions that quickly, but that doesn't mean he necessarily did in this case.
who is the guy on the left and why does he get screen time?
>>152016086>>152013395
>>152016086they just showed him cause the cameraman noticed how the neckcut of his kimono lined up perfectly with the banner behind
>>152016086He's the tunnel watcher. He watches the tunnel and makes sure nothing happens within the tunnel.
>>152016086That's onosato's body pillow
The talent level right right now in maegashira is garbage. There are too many old guys past their prime hanging on with no one to push them out. Hopefully as goshima, kusano, kazuma and ochiru rise up and Nabatame comes back from injury they will make things more interesting.
>>152016086It's actually an interesting story. Zak locks eyes with his attendant in the tunnel, reminding him of what he fights for and the weight of his Ozeki rank. This beautiful ritual ignites his fighting spirit and pushes him to strive for more 8-7 records.
>>152013427More mentions of Wan Piss than Dragon Ball is just sad.Ura is so unfathomably based beyond belief it's unreal.Kusonofuji, Nishikifuji, Aonishiki, Ryuden, Hakuoko and Tobizaru.with the based taste as well.lmfao @ horse, ureshishi and kinbozo
>>152017001Hosh is based for saying Bleach tho
>>152013427
>>152014201the pidor of pokrovsk...
>>152016946That's just Tom skewing the numbers. If he doesn't retire by March then he'll break the record for oldest in maegashira since the JSA was founded.
>>152017001i said it a while ago that Ura's pick is so fucking based that i didnt even believe it, that somebody picked it for himdude is incrediblehttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DGZrOc5vpdO/
>>152017229Tom isn’t even my main problem he still can give onosato a run for his money at 41. Once you get past onosato there is just Dan and horshoryu and that’s it. Everyone else is up and down and has very little shot of competing for the yusho except for clown basho scenarios where a loser like kotoshoho wins.
>>152017413>once you get past the best 3 guys in the division, everyone else is up and down with little shot of competingThat's literally every era.
>>152016946The top half seems fine to me, pretty much every match is exciting. The bottom half not so much, the only fun part is watching the manlets fight hard.
>>152017001DB is old as hell these guys would've all grown up with OP as a new thing.
>>151991258
>>152017604kek.
Was hanging around 200th for the first week of fantasy but have jumped up to 29th with 15 wins in the last 3 days. Heh.
>>152016946Why did you put Nabatame on this list? Replace him with Bukchuluun immediately.
>>152013827Akebono also had an extra heavy 44lb tsuna though, which weighed more than double the typical tsuna.
>>152017922>I told Takana to stuff extra into this gaijin's tsuna and he actually did it, absolute madman
>>152017798Nabatame mogs your new favourite mong, Chris (((Gould))).>>152017604lmfao
>>152018084based mita, fucking his knee so he can hang out more with nabatame
Dan has still never lost a match on days 7, 8 or 9 in makuuchi
>>152018217Dan had also never given a handy in the middle of a bout before, but there's a first time for everything
>>152018248Mind explaining what Dan was doing with his right hand today then?
>>152018278Do you not know what "had" means?
>>152018287Yeah, but I skim read your post.
Aonishiki's plan is to grab Onosato by the balls and squeeze hard while pushing.
>>152018327>Kintamaotoshi
Onosato is starting to get near record territory in terms of consecutive KKs following debut
>>152018498What's the current record?
Inb4 11 set by Onosato two months ago.
WTK is the first guy to ever successfully henka Aonishiki from what I recall btw. Probably because the other guys who tried completely jumped out of the way while he hit and then moved while pulling. It would be hilarious if Hosh sees all the henkas flying around and tries one on Aonishiki and gets flattened for it.
So he's been Yokozuna for 6 months and is just about to win his 6th yusho, and he hasn't competed in Makuuchi for two full years yet. Onosato's numbers are stupid.
>>152018659If Hoshoryu attempts to perform a henka on Aonishiki and fails, the JSA will immediately, without hesitation, execute him right there in the dohyo: the shimpan will all ridiculously draw firearms in full view of everyone and mercilessly genocide his mongol ass with bullets.Hiro will make a comment about it, but no one will pay it any mind.
>>152018782Don't gyoji carry a ceremonial dagger they can sudoku with if they make a bad call? Just off him with that.
>>152018217He's a dick fondling ball grabbing sex pest
WTK is evolving into Abi.
Kinboshi's should be edible.
Oshoma isn't going to bother putting effort in against Yokozuna because risking injury in a fight you'll never win is dumb. It's why he just let Onosato blow him backwards in two shoves without really resisting. I guess it's a compliment from Oshoma to Onosato really.
Do any stables have a foreign recruit who just turned out to be a turbo hitter, never making sekitori
>>152019334*turbo shitter
>>152014435They make it work.Just checked because I knew they had 4, Tamatensho retired after the last basho.
>>152019284Lamest bout of the day
>>152019334Kyokutenzan never reached sekitori, but he was pretty influential in the success of all the other Mongolian wrestlers.
>>152019334Musashigawa struck out with Wakaichiro
>>152018760indeed, it's absolutely mind-blowing. Since his debut, he's had zero makekoshi. The only other current guy with same success is Aonishiki.. and he has almost 4 year age advantage over Onosato.
>>152019334There have been a lot.
>>152018760It's crazy to think that we're going to see him win another 20 minimum over the next 10 years or so.
Moriurara bros! he's up first
he won! let's fucking goooooooooooooo
>>152020978knees could explode at any time
The n word is in action later today, so is enho, what other memes are competing in the lower divisions today?
>>152021614Cool it with the racism.
>>152021642Cool it with the faggotry
>>152021614Dewanojo, Hikarumusashi (your countryman), all the youtube beyas boys (for me kazuto and okaryu)
Umeyama bros, we can still KK.
that kosei daigo bout was sick
big azn man
>>152023312bravo rowling
>>152023312He could be a character in the next Kojima masterpiece.
>>152023312>dewanojo vs bigaznman>both are big asian menwho writes this shit?
back to back mono ii kek
>>152024499Biz azn man wins
datasumo got banned wtf
>>152025321this is like the 3rd time it's happened.
>>152025321Good. Hopefully Midnight is next.
>>152025367Happened already, he came back with no problems. Makes you seethe he does nothing for 3 months and lives comfortably doesn't it.
>>152025444Yea
>>152025321midnightnight had his mods mass report datasumo same thing happened last basho. stupid streamer drama
A black sumo wrestler?!?!?!?!?!?!? Oh my heavens what has the world come to...
Hakkaku went out of his way to specifically call out Dan for praise for rushing to KK with an 8-1The boss clearly wants to see Dan promoted to ozeki ASAP, he wouldn't be singling him out for compliments like that otherwise. https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/11/18/articles/20251118s00005000037000c.html
>>152025741Why, only he gets the gibs?
Enho status? He winning?
the n word lost lol
enho got smacked downtotal manlet tmd
which shimpan is this?
>>152026509>Why, only he gets the gibs?exactly
>>152026981Hokutoriki (Tanigawa) maybe?
total seihakuho tmd
thought that one might go to a water breakand without too many long standoffs either
What the fuck Fujiryoga lost yesterday, and Hakuyozan made it look so easy
>>152027054Suprising to see the total weight loss
>>152025741I wouldn't be surprised, sounds like something the midnightroons would do, but how do you know this is what actually happened?
>>152026937obsessed
>>152027129
asaenho being a little bitch over the tachiai
>juryo 9 north
why doesn't futagoyama have a coach or a hairdresser or a yobidashi or a cook
>>152027215go ask about redditgoyama on reddit
Kitanowaka touched the sand with the top of his foot, Shirokuma should get this
they're gonna torinaoshi that shit
>>152027249hopefully the 2nd contest is a good as the first way
Shirokuma earned that one
Poor lady took a nasty spinning back fist to the face from Kitanowaka
Asanoyama vs China was another high quality contest, juryo being excellent tonight
>le shiko master man>loses
>>152027325yes, but win or lose he gets tons of extra camera time with that fancy shiko
Fujiryoga is gonna have to take on a bunch of upper level guys with pretty good records to yusho and he will probably lose several if not all of the contests.
Got into the stream, and we are still in juryo? Timekeeper fucked up or some horrible tragedy put them behind ?
Meisei is back. RIP
>>152027365Shirokuma took forever to beat Kitanowaka & Kotoeiho's shiko didn't help
Tomorrow starts off two intersanyaku matchups per night, plus a Dan vs Kusano rematch
>>152027365Loads of mono ii today.
Once Dan is yokozuna, do you think he will have shishi escort him
>>152027419Shishi Swordbearer, Roga Dewsweeper.
Oho vs Hosh tomorrow, Oho has a career 7-5 advantage, they faced off in mæzumo, jonokuchi & makushita
Gaga on abema
>>152027423they're both in the wrong ichimon, he could use hakuoho & yosh and make a nice young guns group
>>152027183you're the one making edits about it lol
Oh, Meisei is back
Sadanoumi old man....
Will Sadanoumi continue fighting in juryo or will he decide to retire after demotion?
Here comes the big Tokihayate contest. He will be fighting in sanyaku on day 12 if he wins here.
>>152027508Doubt he'd retire. He fell to juryo this January, but bounced back alright.
gonoretard...
sidestepped again
manlets btfo
Nice one Mitakeumi
ryuden getting fucked up this basho kek
midorifuji did the meme
>>152027583lmao
lmao
Fujinokawa lost 4 of his last 5
>>152026477>Hakkaku said my name
How many women do you think Ionoshiki has conquered since his promotion
manlet bros, what happened
torinaoshi sisters we are eating good today
NHKcels seething lol
>>152027635Henka bros, WE ARE EATING GOOD TODAY
I'm waiting for the fabled double henka, where both wrestler jump and collide.
smattering of applause from people who were afraid of being accused of racism if the didn't clap for the foreigner
Why do I smell shit, oh it's shishi...
I still believe in my manlet, he is only 20. Not everyone can be aonishiki to be sanyaku by 21
got spun way too easily and I'm not sure how
>SAY!>MY!>NAME!> |:D
HAMMU CHEESU!!
Fucking atami, every time i start to believe he loses. Feels like i have seen this before
torinaoshi time
Here we go again
Damn, how slow were the lower divisions today?
>>152027725Koga intentionally caused torinaoshi situations to punish his opponent. I believe he forced 6 rematches.
It's time
Oo there's a bunch of cute girls near the front day.
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>the K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>Dan the Terrible>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
11-4 bros, I'm starting to get nervous...
Did this fat bitch try to henka dan
Aonishiki had an easier time with Tamawashi than both Yokozunas.
still a bit gun-shy from that wtk henka but it helped him here
Tom tried to get cute with that off center tachiai, not his style, made him and easy out for Dan. Tom played himself, what a chump
Man can this cunt with the resting bitch face leave?
REPEAT AFTER ME:WHITEBOYYOKOZUNA
>>152027775It's kyiv now chud
hark, from yonder hallway what beauty breaks?
why did zak rub his tit sweat on his face
Does anyone have a video of that super cute girl in the tunnel with the big glasses and the uniform? I think she’s an attendant or something. She appeared briefly on abema after the aonishiki match.
Can we have two Yokozuna-ozeki if Zak falls?
Onosato loses here
Onosato wins here
>>152027800I think that's just a thing. Don't some of them wipes their face with the towel after they wipe their pits?
Zak still might get to KK, but if he does he is going to have to beat either a yokozuna, a yokozuma or dan
HOLY FUCK
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>152027810Fuck you
Wait I just realised, why are they throwing ex-Kusano into the grinder like that? M5 getting Y-Y-S
ohnonono
WASHED UP RETIREMENT IMMINENT
WOW!
its getting interesting
HOLY FUCK, THAT WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD
>>152027825It was actually rigged
>"The Choosen One"...
GOLD STAR SUMO
>go backwards >lose
GOLD STAR BABYYYYYYYY!!!
oh-no sato
>>152027826Nevermind lmao
DAN YUSHO INCOMINGSAY IT WITH ME:WHITE BOYYOKOZUNA
Did Onosato pull again towards the end there?
Onosato's weakness is that he's big so he thinks he can overpower or take anyone's charge.
>>152027836He pressed S not W...
Nice of onosato to give these shitters a chance
Dan is winning this basho
The fucking retard went backwards again. Kisenosato is clearly not beating him enough. I thought he might have broke this habit. He practically run out on his own.
>>152027818Hoshoryu seems to be the one he was the best chance with.
>>152027842he really loves to pull, but it won't work everytime.. and it's a shame a guy built like a dozer does this
>>152027848this. He's setting this up just to crush the hopes and dreams of that white devil later on.
>>152027843This might actually be true. Onosato might see the other dude not fly backwards and think "Oh shit what do I do now?"
>>152027842He forgot to pull. Instead he just went backwards.
>>152027866He should do exactly what he did in May; dig in and keep pushing forwards.
Watch, Hoshoryu is gonna lose now. He saw Onosato lose and he'll overlook Oshoma
>>152027876about that...
>>152027876Fuck you
MONGOLS TRADING BOUTS
Good sumo by nephew.
I'm getting flashbacks, Hoshoryu is 1 behind Onosato again.
If the zuna win out we'll end up in exactly the same day 15 situation as last basho.
lot at stake for the last couple days, thank you kusono
>>152027878He'll drop the ball eventually. Won't be today, but it'll happen. He'll give people hope that he can win the whole thing and then fuck it up at the finish line.
REAL GRAPS
Looks like Hosh hurt his fragile elbow
Aonishiki will lose against The Rikishi Formerly Known As Kusano and Onosato.
>>152027885Hasn't faced Dan yet
>>152027894never, that first one was a fluke
Gagamaru lost a ton of weight quickly after he retired, but his weight loss seems to have stopped abruptly and far before he reached normal human proportions.
>Hakuoho had a good tachiai against Onosato last basho and won>Hoshoryu surprised Onosato off the tachiai during their day 15 match last basho and won>Yoshinofuji has a good tachiai against Onosato this basho and wonIs having a more explosive tachiai than Onosato the way to win? Sounds fuckin obvious but given Onosato's size that's easier said than done.
>>152027889Me on the left>AAIIIIEEEE DON'T HURT ME GHOST OF KYIV!!!
>>152027929If he can't go forward & win immediately then he panics, goes backwards and loses. his flowchart is shorter and simpler than Abi's
This is purely hypothetical, but will people call Hosh a fraud if the last day yokozuna play-off happens again? Barely losing the cup to Onosato twice in a row would be pretty impressive imo
If WTK went kyujo I'd jump to #1 in fantasy.
but if you close your eyes
does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all?
>>152027973that tachiai is explosive
>>152027973who is that?
>>152027977vertical video for sumo, god i hate tiktok generation
>>152027987Kisenosato v Terunofuji
>>152027987colonel sanders
>>152027929I think due to his size Onosato believes it is wiser to take it (relatively) slowly at the tachiai to avoid any possible henka.
>>152028010>his sizeONOSATO HAS FORTY FUCKING KILOS ON HIMKUSANO IS EXTREMELY AVERAGE IN SIZE
>>152028014I meant Onosato's size, Anon.
>>152028018Good because I'm sick of hearing people say Kusano is huge. Ichi-fucking-yamamoto is heavier than him.
>>152028010Idk but these passive starts are costing him safe leads in bashos. He's getting away with it but I'd like to see him just floor it off the tachiai, henka be damned.
If Onosato's footwork is as good as they claim, why NOT just go full bore on the tachiai? Surely he can react?
>>152027900Dan will lose. The 11-4 was written in the stars.
Dan will lose to both Zuna. Question is who his 4th lose will come to. Yoshi is a decent shout if he can put out Onosato levels of power as Dan can't handle that.
Given how big Onosato already is, I hope he doesn't gain more weight as he gets older. I saw some Akebono footage recently and he looked so much more quicker, explosive, and dynamic when he was a bit slimmer. All of that looked gone once he gained more weight. Onosato's huge, strong, quick, AND explosive. I don't want to see him trade the quickness and explosiveness for more raw power.
Dan is tied for the lead and the anti-Danners are absolutely livid and seething with frustration and resentment
>JSA: Behold, the Mighty Sanyaku on day 10>Yokozuna>9-1>8-2>Ozeki>5-5>Sekiwake>9-1>4-6>Komusubi>2-8>5-5Aonishiki is effectively fighting as well as a Yokozuna in this sanyaku, I still can't believe that Kotozakura is still an Ozeki or that Takayasu is tanking his Komusubi position by having MK over and over again.
KWAB
>>152028077But with that age and size comes lack of giving a fuck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B_5p_FiANQAkebono could've quite happily walked back to his side of the dohyo awaiting a bow while any of these opponents lay ringside with a broken neck. He was beyond giving a fuck.
i understand that im a newbie and a retardbut doesn't Onosato seem only weak at the tachi-ai?It seems he is not comfortable rushing down to meet the opponent (maybe doesnt want to get henkad) and is content not committing early, but that makes vulnerable those early secondsEvery single one of those fights that we say "was close" is him navigating rough waters very early, once he is back with his 2 foot on the clay and just pushes forward is ggSo w/e i understand this is very surface level brainlet analysis but thats what my gut is telling me, that you either take him out with a very strong start or once he is recovered and set you are gonna fly out of the dohyo and he is gonna do a little jump or that little gesture he does with the extended arm>>152028085Dan Yusho would be great
I'd be happy with either Zuna getting the cup. I think I'd prefer Hoshoryu more just so he'd get that win as a Zuna and keep things interesting instead of Ozumo devolving into Asashoryu/Hakuho one sided dominance.
Hot take: Zak shouldn't just tank kadoban, he should full-on tank Ozeki. Get the knee surgery, skip two basho, then go 10+ the basho after that to bounce right back to Ozeki. At this rate he's guaranteed to slide into nothing. Just a worse Mitakeumi.
>>152028157But he has to go kachikoshi first which he might not do this time
>>152028171Competing in this basho could be the biggest mistake of his career.
Oh Jesus. Sorry for comparing Mitakeumi to you, Zak.
>>152028144Yeah, if you watch his start its mostly the same even in training. He does not extend his knees, just gets upright, absorbs the hit with right arm bent and left trying to get a belt grip.
>>152028198>>152028144Are we really criticising fucking Onosato? The fastest Yokozuna of all time who in just 12 Makuuchi basho has 5 yusho? It took Hakuho 22 basho in Makuuchi to win 5 yusho.
>>152028204Oops sorry Onosato has only complete 11 basho in Makuuchi to this point, giving him a clean 2x yusho rate over Hakuho. But yeah go ahead call him shit.
Aonishiki vs Yoshinofuji tomorrow, what battles await him in the next 4 days?>Kotozakura>Hoshoryu>OnosatoThese are 100% guaranteed, and who will be the last one?
>>152028204>>152028210Not calling him shit, since this style clearly works for him. Just agreed with spain anon, that his tachiai is different from what you usually see
>>152028204criticising? the fucki was analyzing that IF he has any weakness to my newbie eye is on the early moments of the tachi aifuck off
>>152028217I still can't come to terms with Zak's multi-tits
I want hoshoryu to win the yusho so we get yusho slop
for me, it's a four way playoff
>>152028204>>152028204retard, think before posting eh?
I can't believe Onosato got Onosato'd, that or Onosato Onosato'd himself
>>152020695>hee hee
kayo bros...
>>152029127Piss meatball bros... Not like this
>>152029127>>152029217Kayo is possibly the fattest rikishi I've ever seen. No, not the heaviest, I mean the fattest: 80% of his body is his damn belly. He has no legs, no arms, his belly is so big that even the mawashi doesn't compress it to create any solidity in his lower torso. He's literally a ball; I'm surprised he doesn't fall flat on his face every time he tries to push his opponent. Even Takakeisho, who also had a round build, was less outrageous than Kayo.He really is a damn ball of fat.
>>152029237and thats why we love him
Never had the makings of a yokozuna athlete
>>152029237yes, he's the best
Hoshoryu just throwing hoes after getting henka'd kek
>>152025321he got reported as ai and had to prove its him talking all day. his account is unbanned and hes back now
>>152027693This one looks delicious.
Kuso bros we're eating good.>>152028085You will say Kusano's name.
>>152029631so i did a day of data sumo and a day of sunday morning sumo show in youtube and im gonna go with datasumoThats all, thanks for reading my blog
>>152027977Hard to believe Kusano could just overpower Onosato like this.I wonder what really happened here.
>>152030270He went backwards. The moment Onosato loses confidence in going forward is the moment he loses, always.
>>152030184Kusano was winless against yokozuna. Yoshinofuji is undefeated against yokozuna. Clearly the name change was a good decision.
>>152030315He will forever be Kusano though.
>>152030334That's 77th yokozuna Yoshinofuji and future dai-yokozuna to such a degree that they bring back ichidai toshiyori kabu which will allow him to be Yoshinofuji-oyakata, to you.
problem with a dan yusho is that unless he's able to do something different he has no chance against Onosato, so like two more people need to beat Onosato or Dan will just lose the lead when they fight or he'll lose in a playoff
>>152030367KUSA NO.
>>152028027I'm not saying he,s huge, but he actually look like he has muscle under the fat ( i know they all do, but him especially) He's like a muscle manlet but without the manlet.
>>152030315He literally lost against Hoshoryu the day before
>>152030372>Henka to Onosato
>>152030190What makes datasumo better?
>>152030456same reason i stopped watching midnight sumoi dont care for people non stop talking between matches trying to make me feel like we are friends watching a showi just want to watch sumo
>>152030503that creepy parasocial shit always feels condescending and fake
>>152030525at least, to their credit, the sunday morning sumo guys had their own vibe but whenever they would talk about anything other than sumo i wanted to kill myselfmidnight sumo just seemed fake all around
>>152030372What else can he do though besides use hyperborean mind tricks to make Onosato walk backwards?
>>152030451You are mistaken. That was Kusano. Kusano and Yoshinofuji may look similar but they are very different.
>>152030566why does kusano look more asian than yoshi?
>>152030372I hope Dan has a new trick up his sleeve for this go around. He has been looking very strong this basho so far. Hopefully he pulls the move Hakuho used against shodai and does a long distance tachiai.
>>152030566Both of those kesho mawashi are cooler than the original
GIT THAT PIT, MIDORIFUJI!
>>152030697That would just give Onosato more chance to press W. The trick would be to start as close to him as possible, so you can start moving him backwards before he can move forwards.
new thread >>152031119>>152031119>>152031119>>152031119>>152031119
He flew too close to the sun.
