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lmao imagine looosing to the Buffalo Sabres
YOU'RE ON THIN ICE BOB
>>152022362Provorov has a beautiful dog :)
>>152022362Shit man TWO jackets threads?>>152022378
Why is one game 0-0 while the other has 8 goals? Unironically, what's the explanation? I wanted to watch an NHL game tonight and i'm watching a 0-0 and when i check the other scores Panthers is 5-3
i forget that zoomers only know the sabres as being shit. they were fun in the 90s.
I'll take a solid 10-6 win
Go Bruins!
>>152022434Its 1-0 actually
>>152022434sometimes goalies are really shit. sometimes teams don't know how to generate offense. hockey is a volatile sport
>>152022464Yeah i didn't catch it, i was making that post
my bruins :(
Gary rocks the Casbah
>>152022524this period is the worst bruins have played all season. they are lucky its only 1-0
>>152022552that's honestly the silver lining. this is going to be a rough season for them
knights play tomorrow
>>152022408drake has such a fun instagram
>LOCK THE FUCK IN
alexa bliss is from Columbus
kek zadorov making faces
>>152022660freestyle dance instructor?
>>152022660she graduated in the columbus arena
bruins are making hall look like mcdavid
do you ever realize how three assists in a game isnt called something cute like a hat trick? thats because literally nobody gives a fuck about an assist and nobody would even think about throwing their hats onto the ice just because some retard was able to set up three other guys to score a goal in one game. people go to games to see goals scored not pucks being passed around.
Uh oh chimpout.
What's going on in Buffalo?
>>152022754Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
>>152022736go back to baseball fag
watching our raidies :)
Just farted
>>152022792check out this newfag that wasnt even around for our paul coffey discussion lmao back to whatever fatigue sport you are trying to escape
>>152022810me too :))))
WHO SHIT THEMSELF? SMELLS LIKE HOT MARNER IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCx0ynP6Om4
My canesies got a silly penal
>>152022754they are beginning to believe
Here’s my 30 yr old boomer take of the daySee that fuckin leafs jersey over there? That means we live in Canada. Lord Stanley lives on front street. In this country, we wear the fuckin poppy and we watch fuckin hockey, even if it hasn’t snowed in 32 years.You try to make me watch niggers play ball type sports I’ll fucking make you statistic number 37. SO PUT ON THE DAMN HOCKEY
>>152022954it's Nicolas Roy now
>>152022982Calm down
Mcdavid regrets signing with edmonton
1 - 1 in Columbus
>>152022873Hockey is my sport.NOT YOURS
Panny is -16
>>152022998Do you think he’s pissed? Like legitimately pissed?
kappy BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
kwabs
if i played for the florida panthers I would have sex with cuban women in my spare time
>>152023031seems like there's a lot of fighting this year
Et le but!Cousin Oliver scores!
A slapper from your own blueline in the closing seconds of the 2nd is a sad way to get your team's 10th shot of the game
HEATED RIVALRY THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT GAYS THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT HOCKEY THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT CLOSETED GAY HOCKEY PLAYERS ONE IS SLAV ONE IS ASIAN THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT THIS what are we feeling
Lmao
>>152022934based>>152022954we don't call those that here now
>>152022362>Previous >>152010544fag detected
Too many shit games to watch
>>152023177we simply need to start killing women
>>152022954i have not Marnered myself in a few months now
>>152023124Aroused
>>152022719that's interference
what was that
>>152022362Is guy on right cuck by dog?
since when was a goal disallowed if it touched a linesman or a ref
Dobes status?
I think it's based they made the lead a gay Asian (canadian) male
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFantilli!
>>152023275Whenever the Canucks are not playing so they can score without a shot on goal
>>152023275Offside
>>152023284Penetrated
>>152023305Me too A bomb.
>>152023305Do one of those with ep40 and a dildo
>>152023177To get it out of the way: This isn’t an enemies to lovers; it’s a rivals (with benefits) to lovers. Shane and Ilya say they hate each other, but we know what that means. So to put it short, Heated Rivalry follows Canadian hockey player Shane Holland and Russian player Ilya Rozanov who are two idiots always horny for each other. That’s it. That’s all this is about. I consider it rivals to lovers and not enemies to lovers (although I’m having trouble understanding the lovers part) because the two are so competitive and always try beating each other during their games. I want to say that they have hate sex once or twice, but I already forgot with all the sex they had. Still, the hate is never really there. This is a reason why enemies to lovers is not something I read a lot because the trope feels so loosely marketed all the time. The characters always hate each other for like, 10% of the book, and later on start developing feelings, whether romantic or sexual, that the hate is suddenly invisible. Two characters will dislike/hate each other so much but they're so attractive and sexy that it overpowers that dislike.
Marchenko extended his points streak!
>>152023335Dillo has J.T.M. written on it
why are hockey players so bedarded?
>>152023171our big dick mikksy might've been a bit dirty here
>>152023335Disagree. EP40 is all about chastity. NHL leader in blocked shots.
>>152023386Fuck off back to r/NHLcirclejerk
>>152023386we say slurs here pal
>>152023272yeswoman loves dog. look at her face
It's over Montreal
>>152023461I don't see the resemblance, the one on the right actually looks good
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVoronkov!
My Habbies :(
can't wait to get our make up pps
>>152023496Slut
Anon's dad status?
>Inhabitants
Can November end any faster?
>>152023535Leaving for Pattaya and anon having to live with Stepdad Rick
>>152023531He doesn't know
>>152023535a few weeks ago he watched the Sandlot with him. chatgpt has helped him with his dad issues
>>152023518Les incompetent
Montembeault? Vindicated.
>>152023569pattaya is an incredible place
>>152023598no this is what happens when you treat him that bum like an untouchable and destroy Dobes' confidence
Come on Makekachern save us!
>>152023611I will be there next week. Second time going there. Hoping to get to the bottom of the mysterious disappearing cucumber that is an enduring mystery from my first trip.
Panthers suck so bad in their own zone
It’s funny how /hoc/ is such a contrarian I’m supposed to believe the leafs and oilers are shit but the flames and buffalo are good.
Imagine complaining about EP40s contract and wanting him traded.
is pettersshit unbusting himself
Wait is Petey elite again and going to complete a comeback with a hat trick
>10 goals in sunrise
>>152023682The Flames are heating up
>>152023705Makes that 11. On like 20 shots hahahahah
>>152023683Would rather have Milly than pettershit desu.
Hell ya Hronek!
>>152023535Went to see Nuremburg last week. He's eating a little bit better but needs to get stronger, his mobility is still shit.>>152023591Sandlot yes! No chatgpt
>>152023717
>>152023722And his 9 points lol no
Panthers just fucking meltdown randomly. So inconsistent.
>oilels
For the gamers in the threadIf the Canucks use a red tear stone ring buildWhich team uses a blue tear stone ring build?
>>152023740But then solidify
They ran an ad for the gay hockey player show during the NFL game, it's over
>>152023737tu me fais une pipe pëkkä?
>>152023739Pooper shit bad.
Maybe the Oilers should get a goalie
>>152023740I think Bob's seven saves and five goals allowed might have something to do with it (not saying that the skaters are skating good either)
So someone is spreading a rumor that Matt Duchene had a mental health crisis and was in a mental health clinic on the west coast until recently. I hope that’s not true.
Idk why I have cable when almost every hoc game is on blackout, unless it's some slurper American teams desu
>>152023782Mental illnesses aren't real unless you go on a suicidal twitter rants like Lehner
Panthers tonight.
my sabres :)
Foote is going to play Hughes 40 minutes a night now lol. Not going to be much left of him come the Olympics
>>152023889>čhěčķđ
>>152023896Foote is a proud Canadian strategically wearing down the best American player.
>>1520239634 D chess
SCarrrrrr
Another upper body (hurt feelings) injury for the leafs. Something stinks in that locker room.
>>152023863Benny above 0.33 ppg!
>>152023177GAY RAPE CULTURE!!!
>deadmonton getting gaped by buffalowhere are they relocating?
holy fuck my raidies are shit KEK
>>152024008Houston
>>152024008No sure but I can't wait for the next volume of the Amazon documentary behind the scenes with Connor and his heated driveway
7-5 on 45 total shots
>>152023999Checked and cute kitty
>>152024008Any charities they could evict from their properties?
>>152024065i'm gonna find out where he lives and go dunk my nutz on his fancy heated driveway
>>152023896His toi has always been high. Maybe he's getting better.
My socks smell like cool ranch doritos
I think I have a fungus between my toes
>>152024086>shots 12-33 after 50>1 shot every 4 minutes>can'tpucks
>it was 5-5
Oilers are fucking shit I hate them so much. Easiest conference easiest path to the WCF where they face a better but beaten down team they luck past only to get obliterated by fucking FLORDIA of all places. Make no mistake they are the worst team in the entire league for the opportunities and advantages they’ve received and the big fat platter of fucking nothing they always have to show for it. Annex Canada? Not worth it. I don’t care for these people, it’s not enough for me. They need to be nuked!!!
Bob is ATROCIOUS tonight, if the Nucks had any shots, he would have been pulled long ago Take his fucking badge
>>152024116Do you get yellowish dust on your fingers when you touch them?
>>152024128Kill it with lye.
Come on Kampf fucking do something.
>>152024192lol
>>152024138i heard internal affairs is investigating officer bob for his recent shenanigans on the job
>>152024192Him and Reichel are going to blow up Abby when Bleuger and Hogs come back.
Heading back to India for a couple weeks so I won’t be able to watch games live with y’all for a bit. Hope you guys remember my good posts.
Kings lost but at least we checked up Wilson there. Kempe did everyone a favor
>>152024192The cardio merchant will skate around for 10 minutes doing nothing and you'll be happy
>>152024231>Heading back to India for a couple weekswhy bro
>>152024231Going back to Canadian homeland
Noah Slobson is shit
>>152024270If he can survive the food at whetever guru Toews visited, he'll conquer any disease
>>152024225I miss Hoglander so much. Can’t believe he’s missing a quarter of the season injured because he chimped out and hurt himself in preseason.
getting ugly for the soilers
>oiler5
>>152024231I will remember. your posts have been very exceptiontional. thank you sir!
>>152023682At least Buffalo is trying but the Oilers are not good. This defense aint gonna cut it.
Canucks can suck.
>>152024371Preferred pronouns are saar/scammer
oilers a shit
Seven minutes, a powerplay and a goalie pull later, canucks got that magical 13th shot of the game
>>152024389You just jealous of the forever 42 and 42 bros that we are
>>152024356HOLY FUCKlol what is their problemI thought they were cup contenders.. WATCHOUT HERE COME THE BUFFALO SABRES
yep this is a team of bums
>>152024415I am frustrated by this. Wasting a shot like that is a complete disaster. The shooting percentage!!!
can't blame gary bettman for why canada cant win a cup of all your teams are total ass
How do you lose to BuffaloLmao
>>152024471By scoring less goals than them
>>152024424if they could get their shit half together big bad barkov wouldnt be there to cuck mcdavid this year
>>152024498Connor isn't making the finals this year
This ends up being a goalWhat is #53 doing
marchand scarrrrr the streak is alive
I hope the Soilers keep losing so I can watch some good prospects in Bakersfield in a few years
1310 days
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
>Darnell nurse>Evan bouchard>Jake Walman
>>152024498Cope, barky's got some of that secret Ekblad juice and is already hitting the gymalso Marchy SCARR
Broonsies
Brilliant empty net call.
>>152024569no boobs, fake fan
habs just up and decided they don't like hockey anymore
oilers fukken suck
we're so back!
>>152024571>Wow what a brilliant $50M signing by Stan Bo-ACK
>>152024613yeah yeah anderson BUT
>>152024628>collab with the annoying negro>suck
Thanks for getting Bob's save percentage to above .666 with those last shots, canucks bros
>>152024672check again, it's .1310
Canada's best chance... is also Canada's biggest embarrassment
>>152024699>embarrassmentreminds me of 04/17/22
holy fuck what did i miss
>>152024723so sorry that happened to you trb
>>152024756the sabres are for real
not one pp?
>>152024756Skinner in playoff form?
>>152024787I have one pp
>>152024775>n-no u!kek what a rb
>>152024756Sometimes Noah Ostlund can just turn it on.
>>152024803>onereminds me of what bud and mitch did
How is that not a high stick
>>152024756And I thought my Leafies were bad
they didn't just lose to buffalo, they got blown the fuck out
>>152024756Head-smashed-in buffalo jump
>>152024822when that happens to someone they typically deflect like you are
GG Randy You were much stronger tonight
My Jackies can never close out games
Who's talk shit about Hutson now
the habs OT luck is making a cumback
>soijackets
HUTSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
well well well habs going to garytimewhat a pleasant surprise
>>152024894les reffies détestent notre bleu jackies :(
>Play against shit teams>Barely win in overtime>Play against good teams>Get exposed as frauds
I FUCKING LOVE GARYTIIIIIIIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152025055What's it like being a miserable cunt all the time?
>>152025055Those are my Habbies
Jackets and losing at the last second, the most iconic duo
>soiler5imagine if mcdavid misses playoffs
Wow good thing the Jackets called that timeout and drew up a play where they didnt touch the puck for the last 20 seconds
crock of shit that the jackies didn't get that high stick call but they need to stop blowing leads either way
Who's ready for an exciting game?
I ALSO FUCKING LOVE SHOOTOUTS IM GONNA CUUUUUUM
>>152025178I can't sleep anyway so I might as well watch some Q hockey
>>152025178Id be more excited if they had their awesome purple and black jerseys back
TUSKS UP
>Garyouts in Columbus
>>152025202thanks teemu. go to sleep when you feel tired
peepu salami
I need to go hide before dad finishes the bottle.
Oh wow another softy by Dobes
Habs top line looking like a joke
How hard is it to score on a breakaway you LOSERS
i'm sick of garyoffs
>DobesOh yeah he's gonna need some kleenex after that one.
Jackies win!
Jet, you are cleared for take off
Try not shooting it right into the goalie, retard Demichud
Gaudreau drunkenly wobbling on his celestial bicycle and smiling over his beloved BJs
Jackin it!
>Habs can't even beat shit teams anymoreC'est fini...
Five goals and thirteen shots is crazy
>Play against shit teams>Get exposed as frauds>Play against good teams >Get exposed as frauds
>>152025411Bob sucked, but the Nucks as a whole sucked more
>”I just wanna think about how score goals, and make a wins”Marchenko IS a hockey god
>Blue jays 3 world series appearances in my lifetime >Raptors championship not long ago and look gnarly this year >leafs have sucked my entire life Wtf is their problem
>>152025429Where's he gonna go when his contract is up
>>152025450He’s staying in ColumbusHe’s gonna sign huge contract
>>152025446Has to be bad on purpose, just good enough to keep fans around for max profit. They don't need to be good
>>152025450He'll stay in Columbus
>>152025450Hell still be an RFA at the end of his current contract in 26-27
>>152025450hopefully stay with the jackets because they are actually good now
>>152025411Remember when Bob was mocked for having the worst contract in the league like 36 months ago for having off nights like this before he won his first cup
>>152025492Because he was bad in that first and second season
>>152025460Yeah but imagine how much more money theyd make if they were actually good ticket prices at the ACC have dropped by hundred bucks at minimumLook at canadian tv ratings people tune in more to see them bottle it in the first round than the stanley cup finals imagine the money they would make getting that far
apparently ziggler made a surprise appearance on raw based
>>152025492He literally had the biggest albatross contract in the league and Alex Lyon got them into the playoffs the year they lost to vegass. Just goes to show great goaltending is sometimes just good defence and coaching and a little bit of confidence
Who's the dolph ziggler of the nhl? Taylor Hall?
>>152025490
>>152022399I just laid the fattest marner in my life just now
>>152025573He’s going to be an RFA in 27-28, he’s staying you dipshit
>>152025573they are a playoff caliber team whether you like it or not
fact: the edmonton oilers have the second worst 5v5 goal differential in the league, ahead of only the predatorsfact: the edmonton oilers have gotten the lowest percentage of their points from regulation wins in the leaguefact: the oilers have played an easy schedule so far
>>152025676This but the laffs.
>>152025512Maurice's system where every forward is expected to skate his ass off is the biggest gift to Sergey's legacy, the defensive breakdowns from Q's run and gun system were a disaster for him. (Also Matheson was still in the kitties top 4 IIRC).Dostal seems to be faring way better judging from his advanced stats, hope he enjoys facing breakaways.
>>152025718no refunds
>>152025718system being trying hard isn’t really a system it’s more like a philosophy
Sportsnet would rather spend an hour talking post-game about games with Canadian teams than air a currently playing game. Fuck you show me ducks/mammoth instead of talking about the games that are done
>safetyKWAB
>>152025758Not a soul other than you wants to watch a game between the utah hawk tuahs and the anaheim ducks
>>152025781cope the ducks are exciting
>>152025781id watch the halifax hawk tuah and the québec ville canards
>>152025740Yes might be more of a Zito getting the right personnel thing, I'm still amazed they're willing to agressively forecheck most nights this season and usually dominate the made-up computer stats even after three deep runs and all the injuries.
The purpose of the system is what it does
clubbie MILF tour
>>152025781I'd watch the game. It's the only thing Gary's got going on tonight. Interesting matchup as well, two potential frauds fighting for legitimacy.
are there actually mammoths in utah?
>>152026130We're fucked
>>152026113No, the Lamanites hunted the curelom to extinction.
>>152026130put size 39 pants in net
>>152026130The center depth and bottom 4 d pairings are fucking awful.
>>152026130>the power of frenship
forgot to thaw any chicken so i'm eating six microwaved burritos for dinner
im just trying to survive in this world its getting hectic as hell every time i turn my back anons are going to jail
>>152026113No just one mammoth
>>152026367good idea ill make chimken tomorrow
Gary's late night offering is working wonders for my insomnia, might have to bow out in the 3rd
>>152025557He said the word
>>152026435its 630 am pekka shouldnt you be waking up by now?
>>152026435Hyvaa Yota, ojvind
>>152026481It's fine Mr. Goldberg, I work flexible hours from home
>>152026130Coached by torts
i was promised exciting hockey, what is this shit
>>152026533A happy Mrs. Guenther in the stands sure does get one's tusks up
>>152026533Today is opposite day!You're watching boring water polo.
>>152024571no playoffs for oil country this year
>>152026552water poloists are derangedthink of a full brad marchand team
>>152026570He should have started a wrestling podcast after he got fired.
>>152026570He’s the reason why the CHL is hesitant in granting exceptional status
>>152026503why are you calling me a jew when you are the one who didnt sleep to watch garyslop and now have to work lol
K E KEKcall-gary is fuckin doomedhttps://youtube.com/shorts/XHWTTUvsSH0?si=Yxu7LmuDmV0JfOof
did the ducks just forget they are supposed to be good again or something
>>152026570What is it with Habs fans and thinking every 13th forward they acquire has the potential to be a top 6 guy?
>>152026716>i beleaf
bud1
bud did not 1
he did
>>152026646>he can't even link youtubeare you a fucking tard or just canadian?
Dan: "Empty net for Edmonton"Rob: "Yeah it has been for most of the night, so what's the difference?"LMAO
>>152026851its a shorty buddy
>>152026857McDumbass decided to extend with the team so he no longer has any reason to be mad. It was his choice.>WE'RE KEEPING SKINNER???? AND PICKARD...... YESSSSSS!!!1-5 against Buffalo1-9 against the AvsWho doesn't see this??
>>152026875So when can I click on your link?
>>152026898fine i give uphttps://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=A_K7IMeFfrvKvoGr
How do you go from best offense in the league to cant score on a prostitute
>>152026903See now that link I could preview and I knew this was a canadian(jewish) trickThank you
>>152026256So your mom
AH DUCKS ARE SO FUCKING BACK
quite exciting, this empty net magic, quite exciting
18 hours until treviling announces that matthews is out for the seasonhe hasn't skated since the boston game
and Gary said, let there be time, and there was more time
DUCKS WIN
MY DUCKIES
gg danks
based duckies
lol lol lol vermelka
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>152026918nice deflection, but we all know you wear size 39 pants
and that's a wrap for tonight
>>152026969purple and teal gives me the iick
>>152026993why'd the goalie do that? is he stupid?
>>152027003trusted his defense to take away the pass
>>152027150>gun and badge broflovsly
>>152026570Why on earth did Marek think that Joe Veleno had more potential than he's already showed? If he was European he would be a AHL/European league lifer.
>>152026993Another fraud october for the Utah/Arizona mammoth
>>152027171i only watch hasbs and i can understand why he made the teamhes not elite but he tries hard
Please let buffalo get ahead of toronto... itll be so fucking funny
>>152027203Again, if he was European he would play in the AHL or in Europe. Now he's both Canadian and a 1st round pick and he'll get tons of undeserved chances to prove he's not a NHLer.
canucks lost despite the bald guy scoring 2 goals for the first time since like 2019
>>152027292it seemed like a very silly game
After Canadian teams, I root for the ducks and the sharts.
If the playoffs started today, only Montreal and Winnipeg would make the playoffs. The world is healing from the Can'tnadian virus
>>152027312
didn't watch hockey today bro's
>>152027493you missed some wild shit
>>152027512damn
>>152027517ignore him, minnesota didnt even play
I could knock out anyone in this thread
yeah, from your BO
update on the girl i said that i wanna lick her grool off her assholeshes into it ill let you know how it went in the next update
>>152027609KWAB you btfo that guy
heard raw was kino
>>152027616How many ton is she
>>152027616we dont post our conversations with AI here.
slackoffsky confirmed bust?
is this good
did i ever tell you guys that my zoomer coworker didn't know "let's get it started" by the black eyed peas was originally "let's get retarded"
>>152027701mtl is just going through a rough patch as a whole right now
>>152027705yeah
>>152027701cope wright hasnt humbled him yet
>>152027705I havent thought about the black eyed peas in 20 years i'm gonna listen to that song my humps
why I cant upload images?
>>152028041Retard
>>152028079Cant post em on /tv/. Isp is banned from posting images. I havent browsed that board in months.
there isn't one team in the atlantic with a positive goal differential
the darkest hours of the night
>>152028250I just woke up :)
>>152028196Close enough welcome back the norris division
posting in honor of our absent sabres buds
Craig Ludwig in Spittin' Chiclets.>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].Please verify your e-mail address or try again later. The fuck is this.
>>152028377stop posting cp on /tv/
>>152028323>laffs>last placeLike pottery
>>152028328o7 so many lost anons
thanks gary
>>152028387>last place>made the playoffsrmyt
>>152028323Cope, the Yzerplan is working
>>152028079>>152028377toda so
>>152028395>rmytYes, about 1967.
>>152028429why would you think about that, laffer?
>>152028250In the still of the night A tuneless moonlight With just the I-need-yous and here’s whySnoring Gords and Cheryls
He shcored the empty net goal that won the Shtanley Cup is what he did. He wash a brave, Irish Canadian hockey player and in this houshe George Armstrong ish a hero end of shtory!
>>152028196It's the magic of Garypoints.
goaltending is worse than its been in 30 years
>>152028430>lafferKek, no.
>>152028479no? yet you let 1967 live in your head rent free
>>1520284831967
>>152028377>>152028421cloudflare down
It’s important that the fanbase not go full doomer. We’re going to be fine.First off, it’s been a really good start to the season, despite the recent drop off.I think it’s important for the fan base to be positive right now. We’re going to be so fucking good in a couple years and I really don’t think the fans shitting on these young guys and hurting their confidence early is helpful or called for.Every loss, just think “That cup is gonna be so sweet”Some other franchises would kill to be us. Some that even have better teams than us right now but are aging out.
Six seeeeeveeeennnnnn
>>152028505habs?
>>152028533Hockey?
>>152028507Their arena is dilapidated
>>152028533This is some shit my uncle would post on facebook
>>152028578Sounds like your uncle hasn't had much luck with the girls
> Scott Laughton was a big push for inclusive Pride events in Philadelphia that went way beyond tape, and he's brought that sensibility to the Leafs:
>>152028605
>>152028605We're bringing back woke. Me and Scott Laughton (he was traded for a first round pick)
>>152028605Based unironically
>>152028578The joke is that you think the top text is about the kangaroo, but then as you read the bottom text you find out that it's actually about whatever that thing is on the left.
>>152028730Hi Scott
>>152028605>inclusive Pride eventsLame. I only go to VIP Pride events
You people.
>>152028533women btfo
kwab
>>152028736>whatever that thing is on the left.pretty sure its a kangaroo
My Cloudflares :(
>>152028791No, it's a dog
>>152028804no this is a dog
>>152028736this is my all-time fav
>>152028811>what do you think of the flames season so far>ruff
>>152028811that silly bitch got the jersey on backwards JEN
>>152028661>>152028605americans posting this shit like theirpresident hasn’t been suckin cock lmfao
the revenge of the six frozen burrito dinner
>>152028866Ok but it wasn't Clinton ok? It was some other guy he gave sloppy style to completion ok
There's no way those were the first two presidents to ever suck each other off. I wasn't born yesterday
The Jackies play again tonight
What a save.
What kind of a hockey fan would "bubba" be if he was really into the sport?
Reminder to NOT tune in to my team’s game tonight unless you fully support them in your heart
I hope you tune in to hate watch my team so you can see them win :^)
i'll be tuning in to watch one of your shit teams because mine doesn't play again until THURSDAY
debbies/blots should be good tonight
Say hello to your caca teams so fad
>>152029003thank goodness they have garytime in the garyoffs
>>152029003dullest of gimmicks
>>152029026t. Fan of a caca team
>>152029003You forgot laffs. And you forgot that this is the dogshit list.
>>152029026t. fan of a dogshit team
>>152028907he's a rags fan so is Tommy dreamer
>>152029026t. fan of a team
for me, just watch my reffies :)
>>152029137Tommy Dreamer almost brought a gun to the ring so he could murder Paul Heyman
> "Last night's 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh' was an eventful night of forced entry, highlighted by the soilers' total submission of their bussy too bufflel benis. Good luck to our valued partner assailants!"
>>152028811>Animal abuse
Is it too late to stop the jeet virus?
taking my morning marner (pre coffee) >>152029270yes, it is still possible but you were supposed to vote out the kikes that did this to you but you're too stupid (canada as a whole) and smug to see it. canadians might be the biggest retards on the planet regarding politics
>laffs>krakies>blots>jackies>stors>flames>knights>sharkies
>>152029003>soilers
>>152029355Retard
>>152029355Genius
>>152029374thanks, man
Gary unplugged the cloudflare box again didn't he
F
>>152029457Goombah ass name
>>152029469shut up bitch
>>152029469No italian shaming please
>>152029457Is that the guy who beat the laffs?
unironicly making a hot pocket go flames go islanders
>>152029504
I'm ironically making a hot pocket
>>152029003Holy shit someone please get McDavid out of Edmonton
Anon S&Psies :(
>>152029457His death resurfaced 3 days later
>>152029457
>>152029457F
>>152029453Gary got upset that people were translating tweets
>>152029523I’m never escaping the wage cage :(
>>152029508>>152029514Get the ingredients to make homemade hot pockets
>>152023461Max burgers are trash
the edmonton oilers haven't won a game in regulation since october
>>152029586@grok is this true
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>>152029586Oilers suck
>>152029576so true bro
@grok is this poo?
>>152029599Ask trb and bud
>oilers 63 goals for 73 goals againstThat’s bad
>>152029586KWAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GYlNgBc5HU
>>152029613It's 75 goals against.
>>152029613Imagine if they miss playoffs
>>152029603According to my calculations, yes
>>152029801They will
>>152029829>>152029829>>152029829New
>>152029003what an arbitrary cut off point
>>152029791I don’t count shootouts