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Doggy Edition
Previous >>152010544
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lmao imagine looosing to the Buffalo Sabres
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YOU'RE ON THIN ICE BOB
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>>152022362
Provorov has a beautiful dog :)
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>>152022362
Shit man TWO jackets threads?
>>152022378
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Why is one game 0-0 while the other has 8 goals? Unironically, what's the explanation? I wanted to watch an NHL game tonight and i'm watching a 0-0 and when i check the other scores Panthers is 5-3
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i forget that zoomers only know the sabres as being shit. they were fun in the 90s.
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I'll take a solid 10-6 win
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Go Bruins!
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>>152022434
Its 1-0 actually
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>>152022434
sometimes goalies are really shit. sometimes teams don't know how to generate offense. hockey is a volatile sport
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>>152022464
Yeah i didn't catch it, i was making that post
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my bruins :(
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Gary rocks the Casbah
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>>152022524
this period is the worst bruins have played all season. they are lucky its only 1-0
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>>152022552
that's honestly the silver lining. this is going to be a rough season for them
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knights play tomorrow
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>>152022408
drake has such a fun instagram
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>LOCK THE FUCK IN
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alexa bliss is from Columbus
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kek zadorov making faces
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>>152022660
freestyle dance instructor?
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>>152022660
she graduated in the columbus arena
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bruins are making hall look like mcdavid
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do you ever realize how three assists in a game isnt called something cute like a hat trick? thats because literally nobody gives a fuck about an assist and nobody would even think about throwing their hats onto the ice just because some retard was able to set up three other guys to score a goal in one game. people go to games to see goals scored not pucks being passed around.
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Uh oh chimpout.
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What's going on in Buffalo?
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>>152022754
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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>>152022736
go back to baseball fag
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watching our raidies :)
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Just farted
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>>152022792
check out this newfag that wasnt even around for our paul coffey discussion lmao back to whatever fatigue sport you are trying to escape
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>>152022810
me too :))))
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WHO SHIT THEMSELF? SMELLS LIKE HOT MARNER IN HERE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCx0ynP6Om4
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My canesies got a silly penal
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>>152022754
they are beginning to believe
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Here’s my 30 yr old boomer take of the day

See that fuckin leafs jersey over there? That means we live in Canada. Lord Stanley lives on front street. In this country, we wear the fuckin poppy and we watch fuckin hockey, even if it hasn’t snowed in 32 years.You try to make me watch niggers play ball type sports I’ll fucking make you statistic number 37. SO PUT ON THE DAMN HOCKEY
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>>152022954
it's Nicolas Roy now
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>>152022982
Calm down
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Mcdavid regrets signing with edmonton
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1 - 1 in Columbus
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>>152022873
Hockey is my sport.
NOT YOURS
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Panny is -16
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>>152022998
Do you think he’s pissed? Like legitimately pissed?
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kappy BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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kwabs
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if i played for the florida panthers I would have sex with cuban women in my spare time
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>>152023031
seems like there's a lot of fighting this year
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Et le but!
Cousin Oliver scores!
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A slapper from your own blueline in the closing seconds of the 2nd is a sad way to get your team's 10th shot of the game
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HEATED RIVALRY
THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT GAYS THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT HOCKEY THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT CLOSETED GAY HOCKEY PLAYERS ONE IS SLAV ONE IS ASIAN THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT THIS

what are we feeling
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Lmao
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>>152022934
based
>>152022954
we don't call those that here now
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>>152022362
>Previous >>152010544
fag detected
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Too many shit games to watch
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>>152023177
we simply need to start killing women
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>>152022954
i have not Marnered myself in a few months now
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>>152023124
Aroused
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>>152022719
that's interference
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what was that
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>>152022362
Is guy on right cuck by dog?
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since when was a goal disallowed if it touched a linesman or a ref
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Dobes status?
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I think it's based they made the lead a gay Asian (canadian) male
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Fantilli!
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>>152023275
Whenever the Canucks are not playing so they can score without a shot on goal
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>>152023275
Offside
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>>152023284
Penetrated
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>>152023305
Me too A bomb.
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>>152023305
Do one of those with ep40 and a dildo
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>>152023177
To get it out of the way: This isn’t an enemies to lovers; it’s a rivals (with benefits) to lovers. Shane and Ilya say they hate each other, but we know what that means. So to put it short, Heated Rivalry follows Canadian hockey player Shane Holland and Russian player Ilya Rozanov who are two idiots always horny for each other.

That’s it. That’s all this is about.

I consider it rivals to lovers and not enemies to lovers (although I’m having trouble understanding the lovers part) because the two are so competitive and always try beating each other during their games. I want to say that they have hate sex once or twice, but I already forgot with all the sex they had. Still, the hate is never really there. This is a reason why enemies to lovers is not something I read a lot because the trope feels so loosely marketed all the time. The characters always hate each other for like, 10% of the book, and later on start developing feelings, whether romantic or sexual, that the hate is suddenly invisible. Two characters will dislike/hate each other so much but they're so attractive and sexy that it overpowers that dislike.
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Marchenko extended his points streak!
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>>152023335
Dillo has J.T.M. written on it
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why are hockey players so bedarded?
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>>152023171
our big dick mikksy might've been a bit dirty here
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>>152023335
Disagree. EP40 is all about chastity. NHL leader in blocked shots.
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>>152023386
Fuck off back to r/NHLcirclejerk
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>>152023386
we say slurs here pal
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>>152023272
yes
woman loves dog. look at her face
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It's over Montreal
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>>152023461
I don't see the resemblance, the one on the right actually looks good
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Voronkov!
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My Habbies :(
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can't wait to get our make up pps
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>>152023496
Slut
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Anon's dad status?
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>Inhabitants
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Can November end any faster?
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>>152023535
Leaving for Pattaya and anon having to live with Stepdad Rick
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>>152023531
He doesn't know
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>>152023535
a few weeks ago he watched the Sandlot with him. chatgpt has helped him with his dad issues
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>>152023518
Les incompetent
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Montembeault? Vindicated.
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>>152023569
pattaya is an incredible place
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>>152023598
no this is what happens when you treat him that bum like an untouchable and destroy Dobes' confidence
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Come on Makekachern save us!
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>>152023611
I will be there next week. Second time going there. Hoping to get to the bottom of the mysterious disappearing cucumber that is an enduring mystery from my first trip.
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Panthers suck so bad in their own zone
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It’s funny how /hoc/ is such a contrarian I’m supposed to believe the leafs and oilers are shit but the flames and buffalo are good.
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Imagine complaining about EP40s contract and wanting him traded.
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is pettersshit unbusting himself
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Wait is Petey elite again and going to complete a comeback with a hat trick
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>10 goals in sunrise
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>>152023682
The Flames are heating up
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>>152023705
Makes that 11. On like 20 shots hahahahah
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>>152023683
Would rather have Milly than pettershit desu.
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Hell ya Hronek!
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>>152023535
Went to see Nuremburg last week. He's eating a little bit better but needs to get stronger, his mobility is still shit.
>>152023591
Sandlot yes! No chatgpt
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>>152023717
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>>152023722
And his 9 points lol no
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Panthers just fucking meltdown randomly. So inconsistent.
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>oilels
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For the gamers in the thread
If the Canucks use a red tear stone ring build
Which team uses a blue tear stone ring build?
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>>152023740
But then solidify
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They ran an ad for the gay hockey player show during the NFL game, it's over
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>>152023737
tu me fais une pipe pëkkä?
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>>152023739
Pooper shit bad.
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Maybe the Oilers should get a goalie
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>>152023740
I think Bob's seven saves and five goals allowed might have something to do with it (not saying that the skaters are skating good either)
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So someone is spreading a rumor that Matt Duchene had a mental health crisis and was in a mental health clinic on the west coast until recently. I hope that’s not true.
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Idk why I have cable when almost every hoc game is on blackout, unless it's some slurper American teams desu
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>>152023782
Mental illnesses aren't real unless you go on a suicidal twitter rants like Lehner
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Panthers tonight.
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my sabres :)
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Foote is going to play Hughes 40 minutes a night now lol. Not going to be much left of him come the Olympics
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>>152023889
>čhěčķđ
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>>152023896
Foote is a proud Canadian strategically wearing down the best American player.
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>>152023963
4 D chess
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SCarrrrrr
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Another upper body (hurt feelings) injury for the leafs. Something stinks in that locker room.
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>>152023863
Benny above 0.33 ppg!
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>>152023177
GAY RAPE CULTURE!!!
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>deadmonton getting gaped by buffalo
where are they relocating?
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holy fuck my raidies are shit KEK
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>>152024008
Houston
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>>152024008
No sure but I can't wait for the next volume of the Amazon documentary behind the scenes with Connor and his heated driveway
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7-5 on 45 total shots
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>>152023999
Checked and cute kitty
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>>152024008
Any charities they could evict from their properties?
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>>152024065
i'm gonna find out where he lives and go dunk my nutz on his fancy heated driveway
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>>152023896
His toi has always been high. Maybe he's getting better.
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My socks smell like cool ranch doritos
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I think I have a fungus between my toes
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>>152024086
>shots 12-33 after 50
>1 shot every 4 minutes
>can'tpucks
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>it was 5-5
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Oilers are fucking shit I hate them so much. Easiest conference easiest path to the WCF where they face a better but beaten down team they luck past only to get obliterated by fucking FLORDIA of all places. Make no mistake they are the worst team in the entire league for the opportunities and advantages they’ve received and the big fat platter of fucking nothing they always have to show for it. Annex Canada? Not worth it. I don’t care for these people, it’s not enough for me. They need to be nuked!!!
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Bob is ATROCIOUS tonight, if the Nucks had any shots, he would have been pulled long ago
Take his fucking badge
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>>152024116
Do you get yellowish dust on your fingers when you touch them?
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>>152024128
Kill it with lye.
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Come on Kampf fucking do something.
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>>152024192
lol
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>>152024138
i heard internal affairs is investigating officer bob for his recent shenanigans on the job
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>>152024192
Him and Reichel are going to blow up Abby when Bleuger and Hogs come back.
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Heading back to India for a couple weeks so I won’t be able to watch games live with y’all for a bit. Hope you guys remember my good posts.
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Kings lost but at least we checked up Wilson there. Kempe did everyone a favor
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>>152024192
The cardio merchant will skate around for 10 minutes doing nothing and you'll be happy
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>>152024231
>Heading back to India for a couple weeks
why bro
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>>152024231
Going back to Canadian homeland
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Noah Slobson is shit
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>>152024270
If he can survive the food at whetever guru Toews visited, he'll conquer any disease
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>>152024225
I miss Hoglander so much. Can’t believe he’s missing a quarter of the season injured because he chimped out and hurt himself in preseason.
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getting ugly for the soilers
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>oiler5
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>>152024231
I will remember. your posts have been very exceptiontional. thank you sir!
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>>152023682
At least Buffalo is trying but the Oilers are not good. This defense aint gonna cut it.
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Canucks can suck.
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>>152024371
Preferred pronouns are saar/scammer
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oilers a shit
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Seven minutes, a powerplay and a goalie pull later, canucks got that magical 13th shot of the game
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>>152024389
You just jealous of the forever 42 and 42 bros that we are
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>>152024356
HOLY FUCK
lol what is their problem
I thought they were cup contenders.. WATCHOUT HERE COME THE BUFFALO SABRES
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yep this is a team of bums
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>>152024415
I am frustrated by this. Wasting a shot like that is a complete disaster. The shooting percentage!!!
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can't blame gary bettman for why canada cant win a cup of all your teams are total ass
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How do you lose to Buffalo
Lmao
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>>152024471
By scoring less goals than them
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>>152024424
if they could get their shit half together big bad barkov wouldnt be there to cuck mcdavid this year
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>>152024498
Connor isn't making the finals this year
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This ends up being a goal

What is #53 doing
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marchand scarrrrr the streak is alive
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I hope the Soilers keep losing so I can watch some good prospects in Bakersfield in a few years
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1310 days
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CANES WIN!!!
\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
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>Darnell nurse
>Evan bouchard
>Jake Walman
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>>152024498
Cope, barky's got some of that secret Ekblad juice and is already hitting the gym
also Marchy SCARR
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Broonsies
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Brilliant empty net call.
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>>152024569
no boobs, fake fan
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habs just up and decided they don't like hockey anymore
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oilers fukken suck
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we're so back!
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>>152024571
>Wow what a brilliant $50M signing by Stan Bo-ACK
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>>152024613
yeah yeah anderson BUT
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>>152024628
>collab with the annoying negro
>suck
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Thanks for getting Bob's save percentage to above .666 with those last shots, canucks bros
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>>152024672
check again, it's .1310
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Canada's best chance... is also Canada's biggest embarrassment
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>>152024699
>embarrassment
reminds me of 04/17/22
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holy fuck what did i miss
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>>152024723
so sorry that happened to you trb
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>>152024756
the sabres are for real
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not one pp?
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>>152024756
Skinner in playoff form?
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>>152024787
I have one pp
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>>152024775
>n-no u!
kek what a rb
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>>152024756
Sometimes Noah Ostlund can just turn it on.
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>>152024803
>one
reminds me of what bud and mitch did
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How is that not a high stick
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>>152024756
And I thought my Leafies were bad
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they didn't just lose to buffalo, they got blown the fuck out
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>>152024756
Head-smashed-in buffalo jump
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>>152024822
when that happens to someone they typically deflect like you are
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GG Randy
You were much stronger tonight
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My Jackies can never close out games
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Who's talk shit about Hutson now
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the habs OT luck is making a cumback
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>soijackets
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HUTSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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well well well habs going to garytime
what a pleasant surprise
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>>152024894
les reffies détestent notre bleu jackies :(
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>Play against shit teams
>Barely win in overtime
>Play against good teams
>Get exposed as frauds
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I FUCKING LOVE GARYTIIIIIIIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>152025055
What's it like being a miserable cunt all the time?
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>>152025055
Those are my Habbies
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Jackets and losing at the last second, the most iconic duo
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>soiler5
imagine if mcdavid misses playoffs
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Wow good thing the Jackets called that timeout and drew up a play where they didnt touch the puck for the last 20 seconds
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crock of shit that the jackies didn't get that high stick call but they need to stop blowing leads either way
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Who's ready for an exciting game?
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I ALSO FUCKING LOVE SHOOTOUTS
IM GONNA CUUUUUUM
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>>152025178
I can't sleep anyway so I might as well watch some Q hockey
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>>152025178
Id be more excited if they had their awesome purple and black jerseys back
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TUSKS UP
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>Garyouts in Columbus
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>>152025202
thanks teemu. go to sleep when you feel tired
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peepu salami
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I need to go hide before dad finishes the bottle.
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Oh wow another softy by Dobes
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Habs top line looking like a joke
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How hard is it to score on a breakaway you LOSERS
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i'm sick of garyoffs
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>Dobes
Oh yeah he's gonna need some kleenex after that one.
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Jackies win!
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Jet, you are cleared for take off
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Try not shooting it right into the goalie, retard Demichud
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Gaudreau drunkenly wobbling on his celestial bicycle and smiling over his beloved BJs
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Jackin it!
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>Habs can't even beat shit teams anymore
C'est fini...
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Five goals and thirteen shots is crazy
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>Play against shit teams
>Get exposed as frauds
>Play against good teams
>Get exposed as frauds
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>>152025411
Bob sucked, but the Nucks as a whole sucked more
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>”I just wanna think about how score goals, and make a wins”
Marchenko IS a hockey god
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>Blue jays 3 world series appearances in my lifetime
>Raptors championship not long ago and look gnarly this year
>leafs have sucked my entire life
Wtf is their problem
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>>152025429
Where's he gonna go when his contract is up
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>>152025450
He’s staying in Columbus
He’s gonna sign huge contract
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>>152025446
Has to be bad on purpose, just good enough to keep fans around for max profit.
They don't need to be good
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>>152025450
He'll stay in Columbus
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>>152025450
Hell still be an RFA at the end of his current contract in 26-27
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>>152025450
hopefully stay with the jackets because they are actually good now
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>>152025411
Remember when Bob was mocked for having the worst contract in the league like 36 months ago for having off nights like this before he won his first cup
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>>152025492
Because he was bad in that first and second season
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>>152025460
Yeah but imagine how much more money theyd make if they were actually good
ticket prices at the ACC have dropped by hundred bucks at minimum
Look at canadian tv ratings people tune in more to see them bottle it in the first round than the stanley cup finals imagine the money they would make getting that far
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apparently ziggler made a surprise appearance on raw based
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>>152025492
He literally had the biggest albatross contract in the league and Alex Lyon got them into the playoffs the year they lost to vegass. Just goes to show great goaltending is sometimes just good defence and coaching and a little bit of confidence
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Who's the dolph ziggler of the nhl? Taylor Hall?
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>>152025490
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>>152022399
I just laid the fattest marner in my life just now
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>>152025573
He’s going to be an RFA in 27-28, he’s staying you dipshit
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>>152025573
they are a playoff caliber team whether you like it or not
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fact: the edmonton oilers have the second worst 5v5 goal differential in the league, ahead of only the predators
fact: the edmonton oilers have gotten the lowest percentage of their points from regulation wins in the league
fact: the oilers have played an easy schedule so far
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>>152025676
This but the laffs.
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>>152025512
Maurice's system where every forward is expected to skate his ass off is the biggest gift to Sergey's legacy, the defensive breakdowns from Q's run and gun system were a disaster for him. (Also Matheson was still in the kitties top 4 IIRC).
Dostal seems to be faring way better judging from his advanced stats, hope he enjoys facing breakaways.
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>>152025718
no refunds
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>>152025718
system being trying hard isn’t really a system it’s more like a philosophy
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Sportsnet would rather spend an hour talking post-game about games with Canadian teams than air a currently playing game. Fuck you show me ducks/mammoth instead of talking about the games that are done
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>safety
KWAB
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>>152025758
Not a soul other than you wants to watch a game between the utah hawk tuahs and the anaheim ducks
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>>152025781
cope the ducks are exciting
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>>152025781
id watch the halifax hawk tuah and the québec ville canards
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>>152025740
Yes might be more of a Zito getting the right personnel thing, I'm still amazed they're willing to agressively forecheck most nights this season and usually dominate the made-up computer stats even after three deep runs and all the injuries.
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The purpose of the system is what it does
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clubbie MILF tour
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>>152025781
I'd watch the game. It's the only thing Gary's got going on tonight. Interesting matchup as well, two potential frauds fighting for legitimacy.
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are there actually mammoths in utah?
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>>152026130
We're fucked
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>>152026113
No, the Lamanites hunted the curelom to extinction.
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>>152026130
put size 39 pants in net
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>>152026130
The center depth and bottom 4 d pairings are fucking awful.
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>>152026130
>the power of frenship
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forgot to thaw any chicken so i'm eating six microwaved burritos for dinner
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im just trying to survive in this world its getting hectic as hell
every time i turn my back anons are going to jail
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>>152026113
No just one mammoth
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>>152026367
good idea ill make chimken tomorrow
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Gary's late night offering is working wonders for my insomnia, might have to bow out in the 3rd
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>>152025557
He said the word
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>>152026435
its 630 am pekka shouldnt you be waking up by now?
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>>152026435
Hyvaa Yota, ojvind
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>>152026481
It's fine Mr. Goldberg, I work flexible hours from home
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>>152026130
Coached by torts
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i was promised exciting hockey, what is this shit
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>>152026533
A happy Mrs. Guenther in the stands sure does get one's tusks up
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>>152026533
Today is opposite day!
You're watching boring water polo.
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>>152024571
no playoffs for oil country this year
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>>152026552
water poloists are deranged
think of a full brad marchand team
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>>152026570
He should have started a wrestling podcast after he got fired.
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>>152026570
He’s the reason why the CHL is hesitant in granting exceptional status
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>>152026503
why are you calling me a jew when you are the one who didnt sleep to watch garyslop and now have to work lol
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K E K
E
K
call-gary is fuckin doomed
https://youtube.com/shorts/XHWTTUvsSH0?si=Yxu7LmuDmV0JfOof
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did the ducks just forget they are supposed to be good again or something
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>>152026570
What is it with Habs fans and thinking every 13th forward they acquire has the potential to be a top 6 guy?
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>>152026716
>i beleaf
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bud1
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bud did not 1
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he did
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>>152026646
>he can't even link youtube
are you a fucking tard or just canadian?
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Dan: "Empty net for Edmonton"

Rob: "Yeah it has been for most of the night, so what's the difference?"

LMAO
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>>152026851
its a shorty buddy
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>>152026857
McDumbass decided to extend with the team so he no longer has any reason to be mad. It was his choice.
>WE'RE KEEPING SKINNER???? AND PICKARD...... YESSSSSS!!!
1-5 against Buffalo
1-9 against the Avs
Who doesn't see this??
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>>152026875
So when can I click on your link?
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>>152026898
fine i give up
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=A_K7IMeFfrvKvoGr
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How do you go from best offense in the league to cant score on a prostitute
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>>152026903
See now that link I could preview and I knew this was a canadian(jewish) trick
Thank you
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>>152026256
So your mom
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AH DUCKS ARE SO FUCKING BACK
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quite exciting, this empty net magic, quite exciting
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18 hours until treviling announces that matthews is out for the season

he hasn't skated since the boston game
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and Gary said, let there be time, and there was more time
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DUCKS WIN
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MY DUCKIES
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gg danks
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based duckies
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lol lol lol vermelka
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>152026918
nice deflection, but we all know you wear size 39 pants
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and that's a wrap for tonight
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>>152026969
purple and teal gives me the iick
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>>152026993
why'd the goalie do that? is he stupid?
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>>152027003
trusted his defense to take away the pass
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>>152027150
>gun and badge broflovsly
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>>152026570
Why on earth did Marek think that Joe Veleno had more potential than he's already showed? If he was European he would be a AHL/European league lifer.
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>>152026993
Another fraud october for the Utah/Arizona mammoth
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>>152027171
i only watch hasbs and i can understand why he made the team
hes not elite but he tries hard
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Please let buffalo get ahead of toronto... itll be so fucking funny
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>>152027203
Again, if he was European he would play in the AHL or in Europe. Now he's both Canadian and a 1st round pick and he'll get tons of undeserved chances to prove he's not a NHLer.
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canucks lost despite the bald guy scoring 2 goals for the first time since like 2019
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>>152027292
it seemed like a very silly game
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After Canadian teams, I root for the ducks and the sharts.
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If the playoffs started today, only Montreal and Winnipeg would make the playoffs. The world is healing from the Can'tnadian virus
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>>152027312
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didn't watch hockey today bro's
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>>152027493
you missed some wild shit
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>>152027512
damn
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>>152027517
ignore him, minnesota didnt even play
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I could knock out anyone in this thread
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yeah, from your BO
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update on the girl i said that i wanna lick her grool off her asshole

shes into it

ill let you know how it went in the next update
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>>152027609
KWAB you btfo that guy
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heard raw was kino
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>>152027616
How many ton is she
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>>152027616
we dont post our conversations with AI here.
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slackoffsky confirmed bust?
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is this good
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did i ever tell you guys that my zoomer coworker didn't know "let's get it started" by the black eyed peas was originally "let's get retarded"
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>>152027701
mtl is just going through a rough patch as a whole right now
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>>152027705
yeah
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>>152027701
cope wright hasnt humbled him yet
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>>152027705
I havent thought about the black eyed peas in 20 years i'm gonna listen to that song my humps
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why I cant upload images?
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>>152028041
Retard
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>>152028079
Cant post em on /tv/. Isp is banned from posting images. I havent browsed that board in months.
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there isn't one team in the atlantic with a positive goal differential
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the darkest hours of the night
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>>152028250
I just woke up :)
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>>152028196
Close enough welcome back the norris division
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posting in honor of our absent sabres buds
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Craig Ludwig in Spittin' Chiclets.

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The fuck is this.
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>>152028377
stop posting cp on /tv/
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>>152028323
>laffs
>last place
Like pottery
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>>152028328
o7 so many lost anons
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thanks gary
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>>152028387
>last place
>made the playoffs
rmyt
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>>152028323
Cope, the Yzerplan is working
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>>152028079
>>152028377
toda so
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>>152028395
>rmyt
Yes, about 1967.
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>>152028429
why would you think about that, laffer?
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>>152028250
In the still of the night
A tuneless moonlight
With just the I-need-yous and here’s why
Snoring Gords and Cheryls
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He shcored the empty net goal that won the Shtanley Cup is what he did. He wash a brave, Irish Canadian hockey player and in this houshe George Armstrong ish a hero end of shtory!
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>>152028196
It's the magic of Garypoints.
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goaltending is worse than its been in 30 years
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>>152028430
>laffer
Kek, no.
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>>152028479
no? yet you let 1967 live in your head rent free
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>>152028483

1967
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>>152028377
>>152028421
cloudflare down
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It’s important that the fanbase not go full doomer. We’re going to be fine.

First off, it’s been a really good start to the season, despite the recent drop off.

I think it’s important for the fan base to be positive right now. We’re going to be so fucking good in a couple years and I really don’t think the fans shitting on these young guys and hurting their confidence early is helpful or called for.

Every loss, just think “That cup is gonna be so sweet”

Some other franchises would kill to be us. Some that even have better teams than us right now but are aging out.
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Six seeeeeveeeennnnnn
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>>152028505
habs?
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>>152028533
Hockey?
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>>152028507
Their arena is dilapidated
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>>152028533
This is some shit my uncle would post on facebook
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>>152028578
Sounds like your uncle hasn't had much luck with the girls
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> Scott Laughton was a big push for inclusive Pride events in Philadelphia that went way beyond tape, and he's brought that sensibility to the Leafs:
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>>152028605
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>>152028605
We're bringing back woke. Me and Scott Laughton (he was traded for a first round pick)
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>>152028605
Based unironically
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>>152028578
The joke is that you think the top text is about the kangaroo, but then as you read the bottom text you find out that it's actually about whatever that thing is on the left.
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>>152028730
Hi Scott
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>>152028605
>inclusive Pride events
Lame. I only go to VIP Pride events
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You people.
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>>152028533
women btfo
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kwab
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>>152028736
>whatever that thing is on the left.
pretty sure its a kangaroo
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My Cloudflares :(
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>>152028791
No, it's a dog
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>>152028804
no this is a dog
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>>152028736
this is my all-time fav
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>>152028811
>what do you think of the flames season so far
>ruff
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>>152028811
that silly bitch got the jersey on backwards JEN
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>>152028661
>>152028605
americans posting this shit like their
president hasn’t been suckin cock lmfao
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the revenge of the six frozen burrito dinner
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>>152028866
Ok but it wasn't Clinton ok? It was some other guy he gave sloppy style to completion ok
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There's no way those were the first two presidents to ever suck each other off. I wasn't born yesterday
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The Jackies play again tonight
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What a save.
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What kind of a hockey fan would "bubba" be if he was really into the sport?
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Reminder to NOT tune in to my team’s game tonight unless you fully support them in your heart
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I hope you tune in to hate watch my team so you can see them win :^)
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i'll be tuning in to watch one of your shit teams because mine doesn't play again until THURSDAY
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debbies/blots should be good tonight
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Say hello to your caca teams so fad
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>>152029003
thank goodness they have garytime in the garyoffs
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>>152029003
dullest of gimmicks
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>>152029026
t. Fan of a caca team
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>>152029003
You forgot laffs. And you forgot that this is the dogshit list.
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>>152029026
t. fan of a dogshit team
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>>152028907
he's a rags fan so is Tommy dreamer
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>>152029026
t. fan of a team
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for me, just watch my reffies :)
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>>152029137
Tommy Dreamer almost brought a gun to the ring so he could murder Paul Heyman
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> "Last night's 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh' was an eventful night of forced entry, highlighted by the soilers' total submission of their bussy too bufflel benis. Good luck to our valued partner assailants!"
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>>152028811
>Animal abuse
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Is it too late to stop the jeet virus?
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taking my morning marner (pre coffee)

>>152029270
yes, it is still possible but you were supposed to vote out the kikes that did this to you but you're too stupid (canada as a whole) and smug to see it.
canadians might be the biggest retards on the planet regarding politics
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>laffs
>krakies
>blots
>jackies
>stors
>flames
>knights
>sharkies
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>>152029003
>soilers
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>>152029355
Retard
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>>152029355
Genius
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>>152029374
thanks, man
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Gary unplugged the cloudflare box again didn't he
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F
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>>152029457
Goombah ass name
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>>152029469
shut up bitch
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>>152029469
No italian shaming please
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>>152029457
Is that the guy who beat the laffs?
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unironicly making a hot pocket go flames go islanders
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>>152029504
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I'm ironically making a hot pocket
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>>152029003
Holy shit someone please get McDavid out of Edmonton
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Anon S&Psies :(
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>>152029457
His death resurfaced 3 days later
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>>152029457
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>>152029457
F
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>>152029453
Gary got upset that people were translating tweets
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>>152029523
I’m never escaping the wage cage :(
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>>152029508
>>152029514
Get the ingredients to make homemade hot pockets
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>>152023461
Max burgers are trash
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the edmonton oilers haven't won a game in regulation since october
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>>152029586
@grok is this true
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hello i was wondering how to have gay sex, please respond in kind when you have the time
finland poster wanted me to make this post i am being held hostage please call the
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>>152029586
Oilers suck
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>>152029576
so true bro
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@grok is this poo?
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>>152029599
Ask trb and bud
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>oilers 63 goals for 73 goals against
That’s bad
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>>152029586
KWAB
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GYlNgBc5HU
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>>152029613
It's 75 goals against.
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>>152029613
Imagine if they miss playoffs
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>>152029603
According to my calculations, yes
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>>152029801
They will
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>>152029829
>>152029829
>>152029829
New
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>>152029003
what an arbitrary cut off point
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>>152029791
I don’t count shootouts



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