>#NYR captain J.T. Miller:If I can raise my personal standard and lead the team a little bit better production wise, I think our outcome in these games are going to change. So it's making me frustrated. It's hard to control that…Trust me, it's on my mind, but same time, come a long way, in a sense, of not getting wrapped up in that shit.”>Trocheck on Miller: “As long as you’re doing all the little things, that’s all I can ask out of a teammate. And 8 does all the little things."
knights won bros
>>152041178>>152041178>>152041178>>152041178
>big markets need big personalities
Celebrini - Mcdavid - BedardCrosby - Mckinnon - MarnerLafreniere - Scheifele - PointMarchand -Reinhart - Wilson
>>152041151You VILL listen to their PODCAST and you VILL be HAPPY
>>152041189Sad>>152041221Lazy
>>152041225Grim
Bedard is a full-grown man now.
>>152041178Beer league tier effort.
>>152041234Full-grown manlet
>>152041223>merchant-reinhart-wilsonthis corrects burgers
>rags
>>152041256knights beat em
After a less-than-stellar first month in his freshman season at Penn State, Gavin McKenna isn’t a lock to be the No. 1 pick in the 2026 NHL Draft.If the draft were held today, I still think he would go first, but the debate among NHL scouts and front offices over him would likely be far more intense than most observers imagined it would be in the summer. I’ve talked to seven NHL scouts who said they would have a different name at the one slot on their list. Ten scouts I’ve talked to argue he’s still clearly the guy, though, emphasizing his body of work over a dozen college games.McKenna has never been a perfect player. He has often frustrated scouts over the years with his effort level and perimeter play, but he softened those concerns with dazzling displays of skill and incredible offensive production at the junior level. The scouts who love McKenna compare him to Patrick Kane; the ones who are not quite as high on him reference Mitch Marner or Artemi Panarin.He has struggled to translate his game to the college level. He looks electric with the puck on his stick and on the power play, but the physicality of the level has pushed him, and he’s struggled more than expected at even strength.Some have and will continue to argue that if he had returned to the WHL, we would not be having this discourse. As a player who put up absurd numbers and dominated major junior last season, he would have been extremely likely to repeat that feat and waltz to the top pick.But that’s not the reality we’re living in. He went to the NCAA to play against better players, and we have very compelling information through the opening month about how his game translates up levels.
>>152041309Who are the alternatives?One of the biggest variables keeping McKenna at the top of many scouts’ rankings is the lack of a clear alternative. There are other excellent prospects in this year’s draft, but nobody has clearly grabbed the mantle. We may be looking at a below-average draft at the top.North Dakota defenseman Keaton Verhoeff’s game is nowhere near as spectacular and dynamic as McKenna’s. His profile often inspires comparisons to Aaron Ekblad, and Ekblad did go No. 1 in his draft ahead of dynamic offensive players in Sam Reinhart, William Nylander and Leon Draisaitl.Windsor winger Ethan Belchetz’s toolkit is easy to draw a comparison to 2022 No. 1 pick Juraj Slafkovský. He’s a huge winger who can skate, has legit skill, plays hard and has a finishing touch, all elements that led to Slafkovský being the top pick in his draft, even if I think Slafkovský may have a bit more natural offensive ability.Muskegon’s Tynan Lawrence is a dynamic two-way center. He has great speed and skill to go with a super high motor. In some ways, he reminds me of the profile that led to Nico Hischier being the top pick in 2017, and a lesser version of Macklin Celebrini’s profile. When he’s played, he looks like a challenger for the No. 1 spot, but he’s been injured all fall.Frolunda’s Ivar Stenberg is an electric smaller winger, but the profile is probably too analogous to McKenna and arguably a step below skill-wise.Some scouts would argue for Alberts Smits, Jukurit’s big Latvian defenseman, in this discussion as well. He has been attracting a ton of attention early on this season in Liiga.
>>152041314McKenna’s path to No. 1McKenna is a 5-foot-11 winger without elite speed who isn’t overly hard to play against. Unless the offense is off the charts good, which, to date this season, it hasn’t been, his profile won’t excite general managers with the first pick.I wrote in the summer that I thought McKenna would be an average top pick because of those flaws. The difference between him and some other great juniors whose offense didn’t translate against better players like Alexis Lafrenière, for example, is due to the new landscape of amateur hockey; we are getting our first look at it with McKenna.There’s a lot of hockey left to be played, more than half his college season, and a crucial World Juniors, where he’s expected to play a leading role for the favorites in Team Canada. There’s still a probable path to McKenna going No. 1, but what’s clear is that there’s now a race for the top pick. Let’s see how the rest of the season plays out.
>>152041309>>152041314>>152041322Not reading all that. Summarize all these posts into 1 word for me.
>>152041322>>152041314>>152041309esl here summarize saar
>>152041309yes, he is not going to be as good as he is hyped to be. but gary needs to sell tickets and jerseys so he will continue to be hyped. enjoy your bust calgary.
>>152041309>>152041314>>152041322
>>152041330>>152041360Bust.
where's usa?
Damn, I wasn't aware that Jihadri has 4 years left on his contract.
>>152041178>>152041189It's not like it just affected Miller. Look at Quinn, look at the damage it caused, he's a shell of a human losing his best buddy to such trauma. Hopefully we can all learn from this and make sure it never happens again.
>>152041596>Connor McDavid wants to shoot more this year, just give him the Rocket already, it's over for NHL goalies>only 9 goals>Connor McDavid has his sights on the Selke Trophy this year, and when McDavid wants something he always gets it>-3
>>152041667
>>152041667If Johnny Cash was still alive he would write a song about what went down in that patch
ivar stenberg scored again last night for frölunda, he will also be a franchise altering piece and im happy if my flames get him
Remember when /hoc/ said that Misa and Hagens are the real #1 picks in the draft? I remember
will you all shut the fuck up about the goddamn pumpkin patch already
>>152041667>like, come on guys, umm, if you'd like to play a little harder, you know, umm, go teamThis dude oozes charisma and authority, definitely a huge locker room presence
>>152041776Never, JT
>>152041776Miller, no.
so it happened again.....
>>152041842Did the flames chimp out at the end?
>>152041842bros I was told that Wolf is a vezina-candifate? But he does this cutesy meme jump...
>>152041776HIS NAME IS JT MILLER AND HE IS FROM PALESTINEAND ALL OF HIS OLD TEAMMATES THINK HE IS A FUCKING SWINE
>>152041890he won
>>152041772i fell off the misa wagon earlyit was obvious in the ohl playoffs that the guy was shit
>detroit drafted this future vezina-tier goalie who is looking 40 at 20Damn, sweden is just about to hop back from the tampa bay mayweather train to detroit
>>152041902His post-season stats are actually weak as fuck, damn
>>152041908unlike finns, swedes support their teams through thick and thin and dont just switch teams depending on how many swedish players are in that team at any given moment. how many finnish colorado fans are there after rantanen left?
>>152041914yeah, it should have hurt his projected slot harder but the whole exceptional status thing
>>152041896He thought his way to success.
>>152041916>through thick and thinYeaaaah not a lot of bolts fans anymore huh but a resurgence of detroit fans, come on now man
just stop. swedish hockey fans and finnish hockey fans are identical genetically. and genitally.
>>152041961it's sibling banter, it's not that deep
>>152041985but they love dongs though LOL
>>152041881Cope, Flames about to go on a bloos 2019 run before the deadline and win the cup
>>152041908>mayweather train
>>152041955canuck fans evaporated
>Rantanen was assessed a five-minute major for boarding and a game misconductScott Mayfield was holding Rantanen and get him off balance.>Roy tomato against RantanenThis retard should be calling out Mayfield>goaltender interference on Jason RobertsonChinaman was tangled up with the Islanders defender and Rittich acts like a bitch.My Stars got robbed.
>>152041961Finns are literally a unique race not found anywhere else on the planet
>>152041992im an ass man
CHL standings for the one person in the world who might care
>>152042074
>sedin era
>>152042078After what Kometa Brno did, it can't be taken seriously anymore.Travel to an away game with basically a U20 team plus the backup goalie then change goalie to the 3rd goalie because it's 1-1 in the 3rd period.They shouldn't have even been allowed to play the second leg at home. Should've been thrown out from the tournament then and there.
>>152042074dongs in the ass man you mean...
>>152042078My Ilves
>>152041178It’s painful how Schaefer has to play for a rock bottom shit team like the Islanders
>yfw i enter dry
>>152042193sweden eternally btfo
>>152042246Oh boo hoo he's on the Islanders and not buffalo or the predaturds. I didn't know long island triggered Finland so much
i am a chadi am a flamiacand a chad feels no painand a flamiac never cries
>>152042292Seethe
>>152042033And Dallas are a bunch of dirty faggots who tripped up Horvat and got one of their own players injured as a result. Imagine if they cared this much against the oilers instead
>>152042334Know your place nephew, playoff teams are talking. Also, it was Mayfield's fault so it's maximum one game suspension for Rants
>>152042362>Playoff teams are talking The Islanders would be in the playoffs if the season ended, and Mikko has a suspension coming for still putting Romanov into the boards. Dallas are a dirty team that cries to the refs and shouldn't win shit. Have a good day
>>152042368You too bro
Man, wtf was that devils game last night?>1 - 5They just let the lightnings curb stomp their asses
we love our Stephen here
She alberts on my smits
>>152041992>>152042074>>152042193>>152042290sweden is not GAYwe have relationships with WOMENand sex with MEN
hello i am finland poster in disguise and i am having gaysex with deezguys
You won’t finish the game at home! Why won’t you come and talk in New York!? You’re not gonna fucking finish that game!
>>152042246Imagine having a teen as your best player
>>152042444based threats by Patty
>>152042456don't have to and it's really fun. He makes everyone else better
>sexhavers on my /hoc/bros..
Morning Marner on company time is a go
>>152042560I would never
wtf is his problem?
> "We here at 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh' strive to always give you the highest standard of ravaged bussy, and so we are disappointed that >laffs somehow managed to rob us all of that imperative last night. We are committed to giving you gaped >laffs, but blows got in the way. We are not afraid to admit when we falter and we promise to be better. On behalf of all of HRIC, we thank you for your support.."
>>152042676Epic narwhal bacon
Wish we had Buc-ees
>>152042560I’m saving myself for marriage just like Crosby
>>152042676Good gimmick
wyna liu should be fired for what i saw today, it's taking all my energy not to blast her for the dumbest category to date
>/hoc/
Wordle in 3 now time to try the self-suck
>>152042714retard
bud + 1 = trb
>>152042946kek
>>152042946I love diagonal names on hockey jerseys. I think Utah has one of the best away jerseys in the league. This looks good
>>152042946The light in his eyes is totally gone
>>152042973playing for a snowbelt franchise does that
My penguins (:
i plan on watching the soilers versus the craps
terrible
I thought the pumpkin patch story was made up.. Now I am willing to believe it
Islanders are legitimately so retarded they actually believed Mikko would be suspended or fined for the crime of being shoved.
>>152043149we don't talk about that incident here
kwab
>>152043172Looks like something you’d get at Spirit Halloween. Does the NHL not have the budget for actual embroidery anymore?
>>152043172The thing on the right... is that a prototype?What do bumble bees have to do with panthers?Gary is at the top of his game right now.
>another day without a game featuring Our Sennieswhat the FYUCK garyb
>>152043149Why would you believe it was made up didn’t hockey reporters report on it?
>>152043153>>152042368anon-kun....
>>152043153Patrick Roy also threatened his life as he was leaving the ice
I don't know if it's the camera angles but the Dallas arena looks awful, moving wouldn't be a bad thing
>>152043234They need rest to reach their full potential
>>152043276Roy threatens your life if you even look at him
>>152043310just like my Stephen
>>152043276That's just banter.
>>152043304by god is that Tkachuks music I hear?
>>152043234Gary has been fucking with our Sensies as much as he can since Andlauer publicly called him out.
>>152043276Maybe he deserved it
Still waiting for the inevitable disaster.
tradies and operators run hoc
>>152043543Those walls are held up by Allah's will and supported by the indian bones they're ontop of
into the ground
>>152043543Just like my Flames
>>152043581smoooooooth operator
>>152043543>arena crumbling like the hopes of their fansthis is some Neverending Story shit
>>152043613Shut up Sade
>>152043644Jen
>>152043172That Florida jersey is putrid shit.
Beat a playoff team, with rookies as first 2 stars, how 'bout that Yzerplan?
>>152043721it's been a long 6 seasons but finally beating the krakies was worth trusting the yzerplan
>>152043172Why aren’t they holding the game at Disney? Anaheim vs Tampa would be cool
>>152043721>Yzerplan can only hang when everyone in the Atlantic except for them is dealing with injuriesBased
the real end goal of the yzerplan was to make grand rapids an unstoppable juggernaut, it had nothing to do with detroit
KWAB
>>152043721danielson scored a highlight reel goal but gary took it from him
>>152043543
>>152043543>you can clearly see the cracks and crumblings on the flames home rinkuhh no I can't chief
>>152043721years of drafting bust swedes and americans the yzerplan finally takes off lead by two canadians :')
> Yzerplan makin' /hoc/ seetheBased
https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/article/canadiens-top-tsns-core-4-u-24-team-ranking-for-second-straight-year/Thoughts on TSN's ranking of best under 24 cores? Buffalo at 19th... I didn't know they were that filled with busts
>>152043886I'm waiting for Hockey Rape in Canaduh's rating.
>>152043543State Farm arena in Atlanta isn't crumbling
i saw a canadian at the zoo the other daythats fucked up, i thought we werent allowed to put people on displayit kept asking for "toonies"
when does the season end??
>be drafted by the blackhawks as their next great hope>hairline immediately starts receding
>>152043986Something gives me the feeling that zoomers will be the baldest generation, which is funny considering theyre all aspiring e-boys obsessed with their looks.
>>152043937>canadians>"people"Huh?
Yeah I think Bedard and Celebrini are the next Ovechkin and Crosby
>>152044017Sad
>>152043986>>152043996Not sure if it's either hilarious or sad how different these dudes are, the other is a soulless autist and a charisma vacoom and the other is Celebrini
>>152044022bedard vacuums more than charisma iykwim
>>152044022They are both from BC
>>152044001At first I thought the broccoli hair swept forward was just a trend among zoomers, then I realized it's because they really are fucking bald. I thought it was just an internet meme
Everyone talks about Celebrini but Will Smith is almost at PPG right now
>>152044001>obsessed with their lookssays the guy obsessed with how a hockey player looks
>>152044061Bald zoomer detected.
>>152044066I'm a geezer with hair
>>152044061I actually dont care at all about other men having hair and I'm a big fan of patty kane besides. You might be schizoing-braining yourself into thinking I'm another anon.
grrrr I just hate Canadians so much grrrrrrrrrrr
>>152044092get off our vpns leaf
>>152043543>pull it
What went wrong for the Bedard generation?
>>152044092This
>>152044110Microplastics
>>152043838finns and fire do not mix
>>152044091I literally quoted your post where you were obsessing over another dudes hairline
>>152044149That's literally not my post you dumb fuck.
>>152044185then why would you reply to me out of nowhere?
>>152044214Shut up bitch.
Do you guys even know who bulju is??
>>152043838Must have been a gas grill. That's what you get for not using coals
>>152044214The first post commenting about players hairlines was not mine. The second post pointing out how amusing it is that such a vain generation is going bald was mine. In no way would a sane and reasonable person infer that I'm "obsessed" with your favorite zoomers hairline based on it.Okay I'm done clarifying things for canadian shutins who post on /hoc/ all day now, God bless.
>>152044233A bust
>>152044110Lack of sex
>>152044271You know nothing about ice hockey
>>152044311jlmi
please mr ryan "i really liked our game tonight/i thought we came out with energy tonight" huska dont play wolf tonight let him rest and develop cooley
>>152044255I think this was my writing style when I was whining at a tall girl with glasses for breaking up with me in high school
>>152044233isn't that tongue in nose guy?
>>152044233He’s immortalized in the /hoc/ wiki
>>152044255this proved to me you're perfectly sane and not obsessed
>>152044412Okay.
Nylanders own goal looked like high sticking so why did it count?
Panthers are best nye~
>>152044233A rally driver?
I'm day-to-day with a cold
so hawt
>Blackhawks lead the NHL by trailing in just 16.8% of game time this seasonSpencer Knight should be on team USA desu
>>152044592>OH NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GOALTENDER BOSTON GOT RID OF DESPITE WINNING A VEZINA WAS ACTUALLY LE SHIT I THOUGHT WE FLEECED THEM RETARDBROS
>>152044609I think we need to go with Wolf
>>152044596get worse soon
>>152044650I though /hoc/ was for frens :(
>>152044136My testicles are so full of micro plastics that when I scratch my nuts it sounds like I’m crunching an empty water bottle
Mikko Rantanen and Andrei Svechnikov are both dirty faggots
I'm stealing that joke without even the common courtesy of providing a (You)
>>152044668
> Fags out. That's it.
how many more years does the nhl realistically have?
pressure? what pressure?
>>152044751I think we gave at least 10 more Garys after Gary the first gives up his crown
He must have put coals in the trash
>>152044773:)
>finnish grilling
>>152044761>laffs
>>152044596Feel better soon fren <3
>>152044808six seven!!!!1!!!11
>>152044592Ovi clearly gave up once he broke that record
>wake up >check the scores >the flames lost again >mfw You'd think this ""tank"" is gonna be worthwhile until you realize Gary is gonna give the number 1 pick to Nashville via his ball machine.
>>152044842Thanks fren, you too
>>152044611Both Swayman and Ullmark have been exposed as tandem babies. But Swayman still has room to grow
>>152044751I’d give the us/canada 8-15 more years before collapse
>>152044773>>152044786It also took MacKinnon a long time to adjust to the nhl
>>152044808JEN
>>152044874the funny thing is this draft class is full of busts :^) fumes should have tanked from 23-25 instead but oh well!
>>152044902>generational talent>hasn't won hart or art ross
>>152044902Jack Hughes too
>>152044957jack pooghes is a bust
>>152044808In a way it's pretty cool knowing humanity is gone as we know it in a few hundred years
>>152045040It won't take that long.
>>152045025>t. Retarded bitch nigga
is hoc a tom petty friendly general?
>>152045072hang those patio laterns
>>152044913McKenna wouldn't have been a bust if he stayed with the Tigers dayo
>>152045072no hoc is a dog petting friendly general
>>152045072i miss tim potty :'(
Bill Simmons proclaims Columbus Blue Jackets ‘most irrelevant franchise in professional sports’"I've never heard a single conversation about the Blue Jackets."
>>152045115I miss Tom Poti
What finns are elite grillmasters?
>>152045123bill simmons doesn't know about ted and is therefore a casual whose opinion can safely be dismissed
>>152044233a generational winger who would have been a hall of famer if only he wasn't retarded
>>152041178Canuck fans are saying this is normal for him
>>152044666my testicles are so filled with plastics that attractive latinawomen try to get their lip injections from sucking them but not on my watch
business idea: build a time machine and raise bulju to speak english so he doesn't bust out of the nhl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYQSOrvDtyQ
>>152045123Johnny is already forgotten :(
>>152045165You might be on to something here, Mike
>>152045192thanks, mikko. it's nice to be validated
>>152045040>>152045063Fucking retards.
>>152043485why i inherited this is beyond me
>>152045105Cute doggy :3
>>152045220That's not very nice of you
>>152045159Those Latinas need to stop staring at you in the sauna, Miska >:(
>>152045072Yes
>>152045260yes and they keep calling me a priest (pappi in finnish) but they must be confuse me for someone else i'm a humanbeing and not just some big scrotum with a brain >:(
>>152045123Their defining moment was sweeping the BoltZ in 2019
yikes
>>152045286kek
Stamkos to hasbs. It's done.
Instead of shootouts, Gary should have dogs play with Stanley Pup rules
>>152045290It was a glorious day
>>152045339habs need another pp merchant with laine out
>>152044913I don't think tanking really matters when you can just take a team thats 10 spots up traditionally and just give them the first pick. The Gary algorithm isn't random it's just made to look like it's random. In reality it's weighted averages that'll net the same outcomes x number of consecutive times. The league picks and chooses who gets 1st pick well before Gary ever turns on his ball machine. proof?see;The Edmonton Oilers
>>152045332Good. We need more violence in hockey.
sabres are a bizarro dynasty
>>152045378ew. serial killers vibes. do better.
>>152045365>whatever, we will be back next yearAs it turns out, they WEREN'T back next year or any other year following that loss
>>152045396>do betterI will not.
>>152045397They won back to back cups the next two seasons anon
>>152045423those were asterix cups Anon, they dont count
>they always ask whos the tendie>they never ask how is the tendie
>>152045134Barkov probably
>>152045427LMAO
>>152045428Good point. Please strike my last post from the /hoc/ archives
>>152045332I bet he feels real.stupid after seeing the video of Mayfield pushing Rantennen from behind
>>152045299The rat is so based
>>152045427Will the laffs ever not be the biggest kwab franchise in the nhl?
>>152045365It was so funny seeing >standings poster btfo
>>152045467i doubt that lol
so who is winning today between Washington and Oilers?
man, the panthers are cooked! hahabut seriously i hope he's ok
>>152045581oilers 100%
rawr!
>>152045611and then you woke up
>>152045601I drink like 20 beers whenever I use my smoker and I've never injured myself. How retarded is he?
>>152045581> "Our crack staff here at 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh' has calculated that soilers boipucci will be gapped open wide tonight. Come join our broadcast."
I'm hearing oft-injured 4th line plug Scott Laughton makes his season debut Thursday night.Let's see if he can live up to the pricetag of a 2nd round pick
>>152045581Caps
>>152045663He's woke and he crumbles under the weight of expectations just like me!
>>152045654he's finnish. be patient.
only shit teams today
>>152045332Looked like he was pushed
>>152045663a 2nd round pick? that's not what i heard...
>>152045654He had to burn his hand/handss and considering it's week-to-week, it had to be kinda bad. I'm guessing deep fried grease has something to do with this. It checks out, we rarely deep fry anything
>turn on real kypers and bourne>"can the leafs win with william nylander??"Toronto media never learns
>>152045755Deep frying isn't barbecue though
>>152045430They’re autists who are incapable of communicating
>>152045780I see your point but no other way he manages to burn himself that bad
>>152045467Rantanen did nothing wrong
>>152045780He's a hockey player, probably has one of them bbqs with a deep fryer built in to it
>>152045790Maybe he did thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw_kbcDdGto
>>152045791
Deep fryers are for turkeys
Now they are slobbering off Tavares, saying he is in consideration for the Olympic team, and saying stripping him of the C was a mistake.
Lame
>>152045762>real kypers and bournewhy is it real
>>152045808Frozen turkeys, yes.
>>152045808I see videos of that every year
>>152045815Because they keeps it real
>>152045620>what if we made a kid friendly version of our old logo>>152045762Nylander is the least of their problems. Matthews is the biggest.
>>152045808We've been deep frying our turkey the last few years and it's turned out great!
>>152045830kek that's silly
>>152045833>he's great>he turned out better than expected>he's on a good contract>he's one of the few players to show up in the playoffs>but at the end of the day, can they win with this guy?It's all so tiresome.
>>152045833i think they're trying to go for a retro 1950s version of their logo. i like the logo for a one-off.
why are people so obsessed with logos and jerseys
>>152045869i can see why you wouldn't after a lifetime of jerseys and ice covered with ads
my sabres play today
>>152045873Kek got 'em
>>152045873who fucking cares
>>152045835do americans really?
>>152045869
>>152045874Is it true what they say about Buffalo buffalo?
>>152045879like these?
>>152045883Don't knock it until you try it anon
>soilers fans will look at this roster and continue blaming their issues on goaltending
>>152045885um... yes
>>152045795Great now I have the biohazard guys song in my head
what do you guys do with the leftover turkey frying oil
my morning marner was a biohazard
>>152045920Once it cools off, we pour it back into the plastic jugs and throw them out
>>152045920chug it
>>152045935seems kinda wasteful. can't you reuse it? when I worked at arbys we would keep the same oil for weeks...
>>152045898Roslovic waiting them out and them getting signed for what he wanted is hilarious
>>152045957We only use the deepfryer on Thanksgiving, and I'm not sure if you can keep it for that long
What tips can you give this man for todays game, so he can play better.
OF COURSE they deep fry their turkey shaking my baka
>>152045986Keep your eye on the puck
>>152045986blame your defensemen
>>152045898How kind of McDavid and drai to skate with a college team
>>152045935you don't use it for the gravy lake?
>>152045986Dont trust your dmen
goalies can't generate offense
i might get a pumpkin pie from costco on american thanksgiving.
>>152046032hextall could
we are so heckin back
>>152046033>>152046066Matthews confirmed /fa/ poster
>>152046033make one yourself. even using the frozen pie crusts they are way better
quinn hughes is the worst defender in the NHL
>>152045601Someone tell me what happened.
ain't no thang but a wingsit ja kanansiivet
>>1520454271967: Kurt Cobain, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson. Will Ferrell, Vin Diesel, Bruni Surin, Jason Statham. Gavin Newsom, Vanilla Ice, David Guetta
>>152046033>67Haha like the meme!
>>152045378Many are saying this.
>>152046267Which meme?
>>152046197God bless you
>>152045762>can we win with our only guy who shows in in the postseasonprobably not better trade him
>>152046285So they did not tell you?
Can't believe I have to watch fuckin calgary vs buffalo
>>152046373I mean you don't have to
>>152046452we don't say i mean here
>>152044911>encouraging people to suck dick for any reason
oh i don't need any encouragement
>>152046197Nice one Derek but those are the same things... wings and chicken wings......
Decide which game I should watch tonight, /hoc/
>>152046519i'm going to watch the oilers continue to flail
will we ever see a Mexican NHL club?
>>152046545They will win the cup before any Canadian club
>>152046545i'm surprised they don't play games in mexico city now and again, arena cdmx looks like it has the facilities for it
>>152046545ice doesn't naturally grow in mexico
>>152045601Who the fuck names their kid eetu?
I had a sudden liquid marner emergency. The smell was absolutely Wolfian
>>152046631maybe they could water it so they could grow it
>>152046545They have teams in Anaheim, LA, Vegas, Dallas, Miami and Tampa already though
>>152041890Canucks traded Horvat to keep this clown
>>152046713jen
>>152045814Yeah I mean there won’t be any black players on Olympic hockey teams, right?
>>152046519oilers vs caps then switch to bruins vs ducks
>>152046736patrick kane is black
>>152045898Who would anon take - Skinner or Big Save Dave?
>>152046033yum
>>152046715anaheim is white
>>152046066I'll travel to sapporo when gary holds a game there
>>152046545Yeah we've tried hockey north of the border and it's a bust, might as well go south.
>>152046108matthews can't even sniff pasta's fancy jockstrap
>>152046772cope he could if he wanted to
>>152046791anyone could with sufficient money or points in stealth
my gf came out to be as canadian thinking of calling ICE on her as a prank
>>152046854you should try calling her a leafnigger in bed to see if she likes it
>>152046854lane hutson dad is not even american he uses a green card to go about
>>152046854>american anon has a Canadian GF We dont ape John Hughes here
>>152046799who puts points on stealth when i can max speech and have pasta smell MY jockstrap
>oilels and craps desu i want both these shit teams to lose
if you're in a Canadian strip club are you allowed to throw loonies and toonies at the girls or is that frowned upon
Now this Washington Capitals club, here’s a team, here’s a group of guys, here’s a group, here’s a unit, here’s a special club, just a solid group of guys, great players, great coaches, great hockey club, great team, I mean this capitals club, this club, this team, they could make it to the playoffs.
>>152046986it unusal to throw anything at them
I could heem McDavid quite easily
>>152041178Pettershit won
>soilersKWAB
>>152047046he would move out of the way
nice rebound, dumb dumb
Lmao Skinner
>>152046986The usual transaction is you watch them dance , pay for a drink then lap dance with cash and finally e transfer her for a handjob
>>152047071Not if Avatar has anything to do with it >oilels
Why are the soilers so ass?They hardly lost anyone compared to last year
>McDavid took a paycut for this
kulak stinks
lol >oilels
>>152047120they no longer have corey perrys leadership. he didnt care about the feelings of autists and africans and would yell at their stupid shit
holy kwab
Meme game in Washington
don't think anyone touched that
>>152047148That's true, they need Scorey Perry back
a goal allegedly
Goalfest in Washington
Absolute meme game in Washington
Even the basedilers couldn't believe they actually scored.
the caps won the east last season but they're the craps this season
This game is crazy already
>>152047182The caps have been shit for the past couple of years
>>152047192Just like my Islanders
cabbage patch kid pinhead looking ass reptilian eyed motherfucker
>>152047206the age of the zoomer is upon us
>>152047206Bud (Poile) won
>>152047209Cam Scattebo looking ahh mf
>>152047206what does this mean for the flames playoff chances?
>>152047182ovi has given up
>>152047209Looks like chris drury
>>152047209Why is bro's neck wider than his head?
I am watching two shit teams that I hate and they’re both not losing and now I am mad how could this be happening to me
>>152047209helmet acne for the girls
>>152047206already better than Mcdavid. They will win multiple cups
>Skinn3r
SKINNER
>skinn3r >so3lers
how to fix edmonton:waive all the defensemenwaive all the goaliessign some beer leaguersyou are instantly better
im going to bed good night frens :D
Do you bros think it’s a weird coincidence that now that sports gambling is legal, the goaltenders in the national hockey league are shit? Makes me think big time. >oilels
>>152047234Imagine a Garypoint
damn, lucky it's not 4-1>soilers
Holy shit this game is retarded.
this shit is weird, wtf are they doinghttps://twitter.com/i/status/1990879289047150909I feel sad for skinner
>>152047275Night night Pekka
I only have one (1) cute anime girl photo with Caps gear. Anyone got some more?
>>152047219It's not good anon.I don't even think they can beat Buffalo tonight. Buffalo anon.... BUFFALO!
>>152047280Just like my islanders
>N
>>152047275night, Pekka
>>152047275Hyvaa Yota <3
>rely on two players who are always fucking seething at how shit their team is
Wow
What the fuck is happening?
wtf am I watching
darn!
M E M E G A M E EM E ME G A M E E G AM E M E G A M E E
It hasn't even been a single period
Holy shit an actual save.
zach hyman doesn't have 1 goal this season
Flames v Sabres who can tank harder?
>>152047343low grade but exciting hockey
>>152047367F L A M E S
>>152047379R U L E
>>152047367Flames
My hurricanes could assblast both these shit teams
i need a deep dish pizza, stat
>>152047397
>>152047397I think you're right.
>>152047344>jesum crow!!I'm all for bringing back mild oaths like "darn" and "dang blast it all" and maybe even "EGAD!!"Extreme epithets have diluted common-day banter, and it's gotten harder to grab somebody's attention. I think you'll all agree
>>152047367Sabresthey gave the team over to (D)ahlin, a soft pussy who couldn't defend against a Jr. B team
>>152047404Wish I was in Chicago
>>152047404I had a deep dish pizza once at was literally a lasagna on a pizza crust desu
>>152047404check the frozen pidser section of your grocery store next time
>>152047436So much better than lasagna, you sound like a Deep Dish virgin, no offense
>>152047397eat cock randy
actually comedy watching this team live a playoff drama vs the worst teams in the nhl every couple daysand they still lose kek even against the flames!
>>152047404im cravin that skinner dinner
>>152047436Where was this ?
>>152047501Is that cheddar cheese?
I wish I could get deep dish here. It's so nice.
R A A S AASfor a swede he alright
>>152047501too many sodas and not enough pizza
>>152047519Are you saying there are no deep dish pizza places near you? cause that's a business opportunity, in case no one's ever pointed one out to you before
>>152047538I wish I could open up a restaurant
>>152047542a pizza place? Or something else?My local spot could desperately use a fried chicken joint
Deep dish is fine, but it's not as good as regular pizza
>>152047528How many sodas do I need to consume a 14" pizza?
/hoc/ is boring tonight wtf
>>152047538I already have a job! I'm at it right now. It would be nice if some imported Chicagoan with a dream and a bank loan would come to town though.>>152047556Every third restaurant here seems to sell fried chicken. It's probably because of the Asian uni students.
>miss clicked>opened lames - buffoons game
Captain Pickard was locked in last year, especially in the playoffs, why have both goalies exploded this year? Simply a defense issue?
>>152047572fried chicken is yummy
>>152047557It's the best north american innovation of pizza
>>152047582imagine>deep dish fried chicken pizza
>>152047565only one desu. you need fries instead
>>152047501If there are two peoples, for the third soda, have one person pour into the empty two cups, then the other person chooses which cup is his, that way you get a FAIR share of the extra soda
>>152047572>some imported Chicagoan with a dream and a bank loanI'm sorry, when did Straya become a B-grade Disney flick? That stuff doesn't happen anymore, regardless of location
>>152047611>>152047611>>152047611NEW
F A R A B E E ARABEEphew.. so buffalo is still buffalo
>>152043838kek whats with all these dinner injuries
Emily Agard can get it.
