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Soilers Edition
>>152041178
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>>152047611
>rags
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>rolls into thread
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>>152047624
good form
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*agressively bangs the glass*
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My Leafsies are bringing the Cup home this year.
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* rhythmically bangs the glass *
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>>152047654
Is that so?!
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I'm thinking Nurse should be on the Olympic team
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>>152047654
I have some doubts
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My penguins (:
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>>152047676
Doctors would be more effective
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>>152047665
>>152047679
I have already manifested it to be true.
Screencap this post, if you dare.
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>>152047695
what would you know of it
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is it easier to play
>early games as a west coast team?
>late games as an east coast team?
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>>152047705
I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
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>>152047711
how the hell would anyone know
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What the league considers GI anymore is fucking insane.
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>>152047728
It's all a flip of the coin, they are treating regular season games like playoff games now.
I believe it is entirely due to all the sports betting.
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>>152047703
If they get past the 2nd round I will shove multiple mid May rotten, forest floor found maple leafs up my anus
No need to screenshot since it will never be relevant
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stop trying to get me to gamble, gary
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Calgary is looking good in Buffalo
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>>152047754
You could win big anon. Imagine all the jerseys you could buy
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>>152047752
Gary, make it so.
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my Rocket :)
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>>152047754
No, only after the giant corruption scandal and federal subpoena will he dial down the gamble commercials and obly then
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>>152047654
I hear they’re already planning the parade in Toronto.
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>>152047654
Obligatory
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My Minnesota Wild are one of the only teams that don't buy into the faggot-ass >black hockey player meme.
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>>152047832
Say what you will, but they'll go out there and kill for you.
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fuck i hate uk tv ads
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>>152047842
>Say what you will,
*deeply inhales*
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>>152047766
I member when Pascal Vincent was coaching my Screaming Eagles
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skinner and the oilers have another tough start
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>>152047848
What hockey is on Sky?
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>>152047859
just soilers and ovechkins but it has shitty uk ads
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>>152047848
I'm assuming it's just all in arabic now, right?
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Average Bouchard defensive effort
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SKINNER
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>>152047883
nah just gambling ads with pasty white lads
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>oilels
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Imagine flying from Edmonton all the way to DC just to lose to a SHIT team KWAB
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>>152047905
do you think people actually did that and it's not just some cuck-faggots who "WANNA ROOT AGAINST AMERICAN CUZ TRUMP MMMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!"?
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>>152047905
Imagine no possessions; I wonder if you can; no need for greed or hunger; A brotherhood of man
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I don't think Bouchard should be on the olympic team
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There are 32 teams, which is the absolute max without spreading talent too thin. Hockey has a cultural relevance problem in the South which is why the Thrashers failed and why the Canes struggle (Preds are the exception). What does this league need to do to make more money?
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>tarik el-bashier
>TNT "analyst"
which hockey school do you think he grew up playing for?
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>>152047919
Yes, the oilers actually flew to DC to play the caps.
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>>152047937
Yes, definitely over Schaefer - it’s his turn
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Powerplay for the soilers it's finally a 5v5
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>>152047949
>still seething about the tariffs
kwab, 1993.
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>>152047945
expand into Mexico
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>>152047919
Is an alberta like the most conservative part of canada, though?
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>Buffalo getting blown up at home
ah well that's nothing ne-
>it's against Calgary
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>>152047654
>Thinking Gary would ever allow this
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>>152047937
he will be. and skinner, too. nurse, even.
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>>152047970
don't know, or care. fuck 'em either way.
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>>152047983
>you guys are crying
kek. nope.
>yeah, but this other non-hockey-related stuff
kwacanacuck.
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>>152047945
>adopt an aggressive stance against illegal streaming
>create unique and lucrative partnerships with online tv services like amazon, hulu, crave amd netflix
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>>152047970
yes
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>>152047994
uh huh
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You did seriously think the NHL team owners could contend with the will of Gary? There are none who can.
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>no argument from canacuck
kwacanacuck
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someone should have explained it by now that we don't pay your tariffs and our Prime Minister isn't an Israeli owned pedophile
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>>152047978
When will Australia take home the cup? We have lots of sun.
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My kitties would booty blast these soilers like they did in back-to-back Stanley cups.
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>>152048019
retard
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>>152047965
>the Tijuana Bulls
>the Ensenada Mariners
>the Hermasillo Apple Kings
>the Nojales Border Jumpers
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>canacuck got baited this hard by one /pol/ post
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>>152048041
>>152048048
move to /pol/ please
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>>152048058
No shit
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>>152048041
*endorses h1-b visas*
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>>152048069
it makes you realize that 1 in 3 burger flags are really just black or mexican posters
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>>152048071
Trump is a faggot for doing that. You got me there.
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How did I get on /pol/?
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>>152048041
More and more every year!
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>>152048084
I don't know if that number includes muttlattos which is even worse
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Stfu about Indians already we’ve done nothing to you people this thread is about hockey
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I want to go back bros
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>>152048088
Must be a flames game on
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>>152048041
You know Indian immigrants aren't drawn from the poo-on-the-streets caste, right?
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>>152048088
Need to know the sekrit password
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>p-p-p-prease go back to talking about ice hockey
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>>152048105
Yes the topic of the fucking thread?
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>flips
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>>152048102
It's always the same word, though, not terribly secret
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>>152048110
>>152048088
>seethes because someone mentioned Trump
>g-g-get back on topic!!!!
kwacanacuck
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>>152048097
impeccable post
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everyone crying for janny when the shoe goes on the other table
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>>152048129
that's some good malapropism there
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>>152048099
?
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>canacuck's olympic goalies
>all sub .900 SV%
Yeah, I'm think my ancestor's stomping grounds are taking the gold and silver.
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this is the /hoc/ equivalent to the refs losing control of a game
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>>152048157
That is more hygienic than going in a servo's toilet.
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>>152048157
back in my day these used to be americans in the mart. sad!
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>>152048129
That’s all water under the fridge boys
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>>152048162
oh, come on now, ya'll should be jump all over this shit. i set it up perfectly for you.
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>>152048186
Shut up you fucking dumb faggot nobody gives a god damn about your 100th hurrrrr a fucking leaf post
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>>152048196
(You)
kwacanacuck
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>>152048186
I almost did because it was the only hockey related post but didnt because i knew it was (You)
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>>152048186
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>>152048181
see
>>152048156
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>>152048196
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>>152048199
I find it fucking hilarious that you think so highly of your own posts that you have to beg people to read and reply to them after they get ignored. Get a fucking life loser.
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*drops the gloves*
any of you sissies, got the balls?
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>>152048210
You know I can’t use my big words when I’m trying to sound properly different
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>>152048224
*heems you*
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>the city of Calgary
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>>152048222
Yet. Here (You) are.
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>>152048240
its a very clean place!
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Ever notice how everyone on /sp/, specifically, /hoc/ has Main Character Syndrome? That's a new term my zoomer co-workers taught me the other day.
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Can a saddle dome really be a dome it’s a saddle
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i want to see skinner give up a few more goals, gary
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>>152048222
calm down bud you're seething right now
remember you are posting in a young male enthusiast sub general on a website for weebs
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>>152048272
sufficiently large saddles are indistinguishable from domes
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Uh oh Crappies
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>crapitals
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>>152048300
>weebs
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>>152048273
Gary provides.
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>>152048269
>hey check out my new terminology for Narcissism, guy!!!
What are you, Aristotle?
Actually, where do people philosophise on 4channel, lads??? Are there any great thinkers on this page?
>besides on /hoc/?
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Where is Quinn Hughes going if not the Debbies
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>>152048329
>implying /hoc/ thinks
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>>152048331
Can they afford all of them? And their medical bills?
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>>152048331
Rangers. Team up with JT Miller
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>oilers
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>Oiler5
>5kinner
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>>152048366
Islanders by default then if he can’t go to Jersey. Isles will have the cap space and him and Schaefer on the same team would be electric

>>152048362
Big cap space jump coming up will cover more than half his next salary
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>>152048398
>>152048362
Plus he’d probably be willing to negotiate a Tavares/McDavid discount contract to make it work
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>canadian goaltending
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WE WANT TEN
WE WANT TEN
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>1 goal game in the retard nation capital
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the oilers now have the worst 5v5 goal differential in the league at -18, beating out the nashville predators
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my gaybres soared a soul
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>>152048432
forgot that organization exists
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holy zoomerpuck
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Why doesnt Mcdavid score goals. Has he even had a hattrick post pandemic?
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combined 500 goals
combined 0 (zero) cups
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>>152048467
thanks east sweden
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ROCKET BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT 10 mins ago tho thanks janny
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>>152048493
is fowler in nets?
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>>152048329
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w-we're a cfl city anyway
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>>152048500
yes, it's 2 - 2 but refs are fucked and let Syracuse have one despite clear tendie interference. he looks good.
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>>152048427
>still boilin' this hard about getting owned 20 minutes ago
kwacanacuck
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pretty much
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>>152048479
McDavid's mind is often on other things. So he's more comfortable on being a playmaker just milking A's.
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>>152048514
nice
allez laval
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>>152048488
FUGG :DDD
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>>152048479
Already washed up this season is soiler struggle session knoblauch and the rest of the coaches are getting fired. Nobody should regard McDavid as the best player anymore.
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feels low-key racist desu
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Am I the only one who thinks the Flames were kind of asking for the Buffalos to tie them after all those shots they made in the first period?
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>>152048539
1993, though.
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>>152048545
Based McDavid.
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buffalo buffalo really do buffalo buffalo buffalo
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THE GREAT VALL OF ST PAUL continues tonight.
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>>152048571
may have been true a season ago
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>>152048574
well, from the flames media, they call this year "Mission McKenna" so
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>>152048602
McKenna is a bust, he's getting exposed at penn state
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>>152048596
my steelies
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>>152048615
>18-year old who got to play d-minus-tier opposition for a decade is playing like shit against B1G opponents
Shocker.
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>>152048615
Every new prospect now sucks compared to what we're used to. These are the worst athletes of all time.
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canada's number one export is hot asian women
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yFYAu32gpQ
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>>152048633
Our Steelies
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>>152048636
celebrini's going to be better than mcdavid
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>>152048634
for me its the SWC
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Imagine if this fucking slurper goes into overtime
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>>152048596
i've been enjoying the youtube channel
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>Draisaitl
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>>152048652
If that was true you'd have seen the evidence by now. But its not true.
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forget it, Fowler a shit letting that in with a minute to go in the 3rd
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>soilers
Ayy lmao
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>>152048672
not only is it true, celebrini's going to win a cup before mcdavid as well
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>6oilers
:(
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H O Ö B
O
Ö
B
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mcdave looks hurt
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>>152048711
It's
>7oilers
now :)
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>>152048652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXr-nLock7k
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touchdown washington
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>the absolute state of edmongolia
cannot relate
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wet willy burying deadmonton
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>>152048695
That is debatable. It all depends on when Gary sends McDavid to LA. I don't think Gary gives the sharks a cup within that timeframe.
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>tfw when Tommy Wilson is on your fantasy team
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>>152048748
McDavid goes to LA in '28 offseason, Sharks finally fix their defensive core and win a cup same year
>t. script knower
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>throw the puck away for 60 minutes straight
>???
>lose horribly
these NHL strats in edmonton are peculiar
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its not really even a saddle its more like a collapsed dome
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>>152048764
It's more believable than any leaf saying his home team is gonna win a cup.
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'eads
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My Wild will play a hockey game tonight. This much I can promise.
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>>152048791
god bless the steelies and god bless the best state in the union
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drop the fucking puck gary
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>>152048785
It’s a hyperbolic paraboloid, or as the scientists call it, a pringle
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>>152048800
we've peppered our Angus
>>152048806
It's the New California if Cali were a little more Arkansas
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what did michael futanari say about tonights loss?
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one thing ive noticed is that the team that scores more goals almost always wins
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>>152048827
>New California
rest of the state isn't boise don't you dare disparage us like that
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>>152048813
bud rammed his long island pringles can up your butt 1313 days ago
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>>152048844
A team that is winning could forfeit by default for getting too many injuries.
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lol backlund
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>>152048863
sometimes you just gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go
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>people thought gary's 8:30 time slot meant puck drop
kek
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>>152048844
>Toronto scored 4 goals to St. Louis' 1.
>Toronto won the game
Checks out.
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Gary is always watching.
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>>152048891
They don't think puck drops happen when they're supposed to but it do
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>>152048848
Yeah, just you wait, pilgrim; they want this whole place wired for sound, and have you ever been to Sun Valley? That's Cali in the mountains right there, forget about Bogus Basin and Boise
>semi-liberal Boise
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semi literal raped
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>>152048913
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
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>>152048891
unfortunately, us in the Midwest, are used to this cocksucking motherfucking bitch cock cunt faggot gary nonsense by now. If it says: TNT: 8:30, it means "8:57", or on TruTV for the first 5 minutes of the game if the early one goes to gary time.
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LMAO Oilers. they are having two games in the state of hockey next
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What the fuck?
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>>152048955
reminds me of that one time at the pumpkin patch
it destroyed an entire franchise :(
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bouchard must be in half of the highlight goals scored in the league
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>>152048955
A Song of Ice & Fire.
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>>152048955
He singed his eyebrows. Can't play (it'll look weird).
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IN THE FACE!
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>>152048971
>destroyed
reminds me of what bud did to trb's sphincter
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> game starts
> immediately get hit in the face with a puck
Lol
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>>152048913
>3 southern idaho examples
you know nothing
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>>152048955
Gottem with the ol spicy keychain
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>canes
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>>152048955
finnish cuisine
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>'eads
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>>152048973
>20%+ of cap space invested in two defenders who can’t play defense
>don’t upgrade tendie
Oilers will need tos core and average of 6gpg to have a winning record
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we're witnessing a live gangrape on a chilly night in november tonight in buffalo folks
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canes are drunk
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>>152049034
Farabee hat trick watch
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the lizard king
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>>152049034
i hate witnessing rapes
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i have him on >the team, but didn't realize Tage has 10 goals already. Why is buffalo so shit despite this?
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>>152049050
>there's a killer on the road
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>>152049053
THIS AINT YOUR SHOW ELIAS!
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Because of the size of the ice, the Nhl is best viewed in 4:3. You only need widescreen for international games.
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>>152049034
look at that barn. no witnesses.
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360p thats enough for me
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>>152049078
no. i hate that.
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The Wilds knockoff North Stars jerseys should have a knockoff North Stars logo
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on the current trajectory, in three minutes, the calgary flames will have more regulation wins on the season than the edmonton oilers
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>>152049097
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=national+hockey+league+before%3A2006
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geekie should still be a cane but ron francis is a fricking a-hole
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Gary needs the league to take control of the Sabres, this is malpractice.
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>>152049050
he loves his chickens
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THE Atlanta Sabres
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>>152049071
evening easter day
bud'll make you gay
he'll put you in depends, his 1 will never end
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>>152048987
Look what I don't understand is how could a penis that small even breach an asshole that fat?
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FACT: Calgary is an American city and Buffalo is a Canadian city.
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>>152049110
Two different franchises, retard, thus, the differences.
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>>152049110
Why did they change the green though?
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>>152049132
Only if they model the uniforms after the Confederate Cavalry
>the Atlanta Grey Jackets
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>pooins
>finnish goaltending
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Thread's moving so fast nobody will know I'm actually Dustin Wolf
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>ze'ev
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>>152048973
why does he give up so easily?
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>>152048748
>he bamboozles everyone by sending McDavid to San Jose
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>canes 2nd in score, last in PPGs.
Wut?
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>>152049169
Hey there bucko.
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Canes suck
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Wtf happened Cane bros?
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not an auspicious start
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>>152049156
Verified
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drunkolina
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>>152049201
randy ate too much cock
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>>152049198
Hi
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Man, Sabers just folded from the pressure the Flames were giving them. RIP.
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hated the canes ever since i had to deal with their fans at a home game a few years ago. my fuck do i hate those cocksuckers.
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The Flames are a great team with an amazing, passionate fanbase
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>bedard sweet treat
What's in that cup, /hoc/?
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boston haha
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it's a "woman wants me to listen to her thoughts on hockey" episode. Im out.
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>>152049156
theyre both canadian
canada runs /hoc/
/hoc/ runs /sp/
/sp/ runs 4channel
4channel runs the web
the web runs the business
the business runs the people
the people runs the world
hence canada runs the world
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I like being a Wild/Ducks/RedWings/Sharks fan this season. Fantasy hockey really has opened up this game for me.
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>>152049268
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>>152049214
Wolf when you went to the NHL HQ in New York last year, did any higher ups try and subtly hint to you to sign with another team?
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>anon, are you watching this?
> i tought we could talk...
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>>152049251
besides the semen?
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>>152049286
I'm autistic and have trouble talking to strangers haha
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>>152049284
I tried this playthrough in HOI4 once, didn't work out too well.
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>>152049277
post team plx
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>>152049156
Canada is just america north tbqhwyfamalampai

Also win streak is back on the menu
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>>152049284
can we be nova nova scotia?
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>>152049302
I already did.
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>>152049284
>lumping is in with the frogs
NO
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>>152049307
you had me believing i would be eating at jersey mikes and wawas by now why did you lie to me like that anon
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>>152049268
>/hoc/ runs /sp/
Yeah, idk about thaaaaaaat.
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Just gave my balls the ol' scratch and sniff
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>>152049322
Not everything in america is even all over america m8. That being said you are welcome to the jersey Mike's near my house fren.
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someone just scratched and sniffed my balls
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>>152049308
>Neuvo Nova Scotia
>>152049320
YOU'LL DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!!!
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>>152049268
>canada runs /hoc/
Thats where your chain falls apart.
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Personally, I sniff and then scratch.
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How does a name like: GAUTHIER get to the pronunciation of GAOU-CHEEEEAAIIIR?
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>>152049311
sheeeeeeeit
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>>152049377
French
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>>152049377
French people aren't normal.
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>>152049298
at least u have the anime thing to give you company around the rink
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>>152049377
https://media.nhl.com/site/asset/public/ext/2025-26/2025-26Pronunciations.pdf
tbqh in french its just go-tié
silent letters jams the anglos brain and they overcompensate it by trying to be fancy
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>>152049391
Why would there be a syllable break in the middle of a Russian letter?
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>>152049390
The team loves Takagi!
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Billy G and Hynes are going to 1980 this next Olympics.
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>>152049391
>go-tié
That's the bad guy in the Matt Damon movie, The Great Wall.
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>this 'eads game is way too quiet
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i HATE this fucking god damn n***** that is on the TNT panel. Why they FUCK is he always such a faggot?
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>>152049423
in france and in africa they also use gauthier as a first name
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oilers lost kek
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>>152049435
two for the price of one.
Expect Jussie Smollet next year for the diversity hat trick
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>>152049391
Why the FUCK do anglos even pronounce Roy as "wah"?
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>>152049440
no they don't, I asked my buddy who's an expert in names people use in france and africa and he told me so
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>>152049440
>in france and in africa
ok, redundant
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>>152049451
they're like asians, they have a tough time saying masculine Rs
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>>152049454
ta gueule gauthier
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>>152049451
we do call those that now
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why didnt they show the whole fight.

of course big Z isnt going to score on purpose
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>>152049469
the girl you like goes indian on a daily basis.
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could you imagine if black people played hockey instead of basketball and every city had a ghetto where black kids play street hockey and shoot each other
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roy is an interesting one because it means king in french and a lot of burgers with the king last name we're frenchies who emigrated to burger land and translated their last name
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>>152049502
lol i dont leave my house
i dont know any "girls"
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>>152049525
you know mom and you know what mom does.
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>>152049509
No, outside of the first two mighty ducks movies, that never has happened.
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>>152049535
idk she is in florida
i guess what happens in florida stays in florida
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Canes are kind of shit in the bed, huh?
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>>152049536
Idk russia might be a bit like that
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>>152049537
>i guess what happens in florida stays in florida
except the seethe on r*ddt
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Ehlers needs to use his eels powers to get a goal
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>>152049525
who's this OF whore?
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Is that the same morgan reilly that had to apologize for say "we're not a bunch of girls" when he was in toronto?
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>>152049411
Well thats just absolutely wonderful to hear, good talkin' to ya bud, till next time bud, keep tendin' that twine bud.
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>>152049595
Morgan is a girls name and happens to be the name of the woman I hate the most for breaking my will to live.
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You'd think Tuukka would have taught bruins management about the consequences of >finnish goaltending
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>>152049626
tuukka won a cup though
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>>152049617
You sad like a sad pathetic numale
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>>152049608
Thanks anon. The Flames posts on /hoc/ really motivate the boys so keep them up!
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>>152049632
but that was vermont's finest tim thomas
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'eads
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>female in the booth
>male doing bitchwork on the ice and on the benches
how PROGRESSIVE of (((TNT)))
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>>152049643
Don't get me fucken started about Vermont REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>152049643
well shit, i don't remember that shit, it was at least a decade ago. you know how many handles of captain i've imbibed since then?
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the real question is: does one cup run make you better than a consistent, great, long career?
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>>152047619
we're already having an exciting season
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>>152049658
yep
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>>152049648
the nature is beautiful but the people/politics are too much. burlington is depressing these days
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i fuckin like vermont and upstate new york
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>ruins
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Refs had to thumb the scale against my ducks
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>push guy into goalie
>same guy gets up
>takes full 5 seconds
>scores a goal
This is somehow goalie interference
Refpuck in anaheim
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>>152049663
this desu, braden holtby and philipp grubauer are better than a fuckton of meme tendies like carey price
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>>152049710
all refs should die
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>>152049695
anon im fuckin serious, stop posting it, its the fake one and these cheap copies lower the value of the og one
last call anon im fuckin done fuck with canada idc fuck with my money ill fight back
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>>152049740
anon you don't know who you're fucking with
take it down
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>>152049747
This is the original
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eat shit
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>>152049764
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>>152047711
this is where we need sabermetrics and pull up the historical results of both.
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'eads
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canes are gonna need to score in the 3rd if they want to avoid a loss
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hockey needs one of those slightly opaque squares over the areas the players are supposed to shoot at like in baseball
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>>152049830
do you know what opaque means
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>>152049817
you cant suffer in america where bacon and baby back ribs just come out of the forest to be bbqed
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>>152049817
Which one is going to get eaten first?
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>>152049830
the guys who make the strikezone technology got bullied out of the nhl already
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>this ducks bruins game is giving me so much blood pressure
I can't watch
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>>152049817
>immediately concede
KEK
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38yo lizard king with 2 genos tonight
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>>152049832
he doesn't
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Man..."Connie" can still fucking get it.
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who the hell's connie. i had an aunt connie may she rest in peace.
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You know who doesn't really make public appearance anymore? Emilio Estevez. Patrice pointed this out during Carlos' roast, but yeah, weird.
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>>152049868
>who the hell's connie
connie is a mom. that makes me even more hard.
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>>152049872
he died mission impossible
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>>152049872
he was in the mighty ducks reboot but got fired for season 2 bc he wouldn't get the jab kek. then the lady from the gilmore girls took the lead role and it got cancelled and subsequently removed from disney plus
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>>152049882
i watched that movie as a kid, but never saw that scene until i was an adult. kinda fucked up lol
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>>152049872
yeah why is the flying v frowned uponed these days?
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>>152049868
frankie muniz in that one episode of malcolm in the middle where he goes to the bowling alley and misses all the pins from point blank range
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I don't dare start watching now, in case the Wild loses, because then it will be my fault.
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>>152049872
>Emilio Estevez was briefly married to Paula Abdul in the 90's
Why doesn't Paula ever get any shit about having an arab last name?
>also I miss the 90's
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This mofo is KK's 1C with Zuccs on the RW. Be afraid.
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>>152049891
It gets exploited in D2, where they all get knocked on their asses and it's a 5-0 the other way. Otherwise, it's a legal play. People cry "DURRRRRRR OFFSIDES", but the trailing d-man always passes it to the center before the blue line from what I've seen/remember.
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how will my habbies hope to beat washington
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>>152049901
shes an arab
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>>152049901
>Why doesn't Paula ever get any shit about having an arab last name?
too busy getting shit for being constantly hammered on american idol, i guess.
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>>152049917
She's Syrian Jewish, to be more precise
The family is from the Levant
>no crass antisemitic if you please
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>>152049914
anderson will provide
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>>152049911
>It gets exploited in D2, where they all get knocked on their asses
Iceland should've got 4 interference calls against them on that play.
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>>152049930
>FREHD
>>
straight up slaps.
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>>152049932
yeah, there is a great video on it on youtube
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>>152049901
remember that music video where her and her dancers are dancing all slutty on scaffolding? that video was great
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>>152049960
i literally could not name you a paula abdul song
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wrap this thing up gary
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for me it's coke zero cherry
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(desultory stick tapping)
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>>152049986
>t. gary's mistresses who don't want to carry his child
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>>152050000
>>152050000
>>152050000
>>152050000
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>>152050000
>>152050020
shut the fuck up trb
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>only way to score on MN's goalies is to run them like weak-ass bitches.
Fuck off (((gary)))
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAA...?
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
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the fuck that ref on about, h was behind the net and saw that, why did he not originally call it a goal?
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Fuckin Canes man...
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hope jackson blake get raped and killed by a somali immigrant on his way to MSP tonight. fuck him. die cocksucker.
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blake strong game
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>>152050052
clear GI. fuck you gary. hope you die too.
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>>152050000
>>
>two[2] more dangerous draws

Thank You, Gary
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FREE HOCKEY OH BOY.
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more garypoints... this has gone past being out of hand
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my ducks are going to fucking lose this game
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god damn the canes are boring
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those
are
my
canesies
:)
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this season has had many overtime games already, what is Gary's master plan with all this free hockey?
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mfw both my goalies turn to shit in the 3rd, but i'm still running train on >my league
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predicting andershit letting in the first shot he faces
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>fourfull draw in San Diego
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gary points are better than no points at all
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>>152050039
>>152050060
genuinely unhinged

Blake begins stopping as soon as he's tapped the puck with his stick
he doesn't touch the goalie until after the puck is already through him
the "contact" barely touched him, but again, it doesn't matter when the puck was already past him
>>
Reminder that Kraken refused to re-sign Geekie for pennies so he signed a 2 year 4M AAV bridge deal with the bruins where he re-signed for 6 years for 5.5M AAV
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Canes must take a lot of shit shots, they have nearly 30 more shots then the Mild
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>>152050106
yeah I know
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>>152050121
you're just noticing now
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>>152050097
don't care faggot kys
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where is the puck?
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>>152050133
behind u
>>
The Mostly OK VALL of St. Paul.
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>>152050132
I'm sorry that you're mad
it doesn't have to be this way
I encourage you to try to set aside your emotions and take an objective look at what happened
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it's a shoot out bros
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>>152050150
>Gary "Out"
>>
yeah I'm out
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>>152050146
>reddit
>post
>ing
kwab
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>>152050121
that's their whole game dude, dump and chase and take fifty low percentage shots from the outside per game and if your goalie isn't on point three or four of them get through

it's why skill guys don't want to sign there and they're constantly gasping for just one real top class forward to get them over the hump
>>
this goalie is locked in
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Minnesota really half passing these shots
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>>152050156
>still seething
we both know who the loser faggot is here, anon
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>>152050164
>blah blah blah
Yawn. kys.
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>>152050071
I mean its actually 4-3
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>>152050154
wild won kwab
>>
Well deserved win. Get fucked Canes.
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damn what a save
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>>152050157
it's also why they get crunched in the playoffs against teams that play real hockey
>>
goalie diff
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>>152050020
R a p e d
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>>152050166
>STILL seething
>>
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREAT VALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OF ST PAAAAAAAAAAAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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>>152050168
5-3 NOW
>>
gg canesbros
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>>152050156
holy raped newfag
that's neither "reddit posting" nor "reddit spacing"
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>reffies
>tendies
>>
>pooins
>>
FUCK YOU REFS AND FUCK YOU RUINS CANT TAKE EM ALL OFF THE BOARD FAGGOTS
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>>152050179
>seething
>my team won
kek. kys faggot. never bringing me down tonight so you might as well kys.
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Never doubt the Wall
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mild fans are funny. they've never won a fucking thing.
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>xhe still replying
kwab
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>>152050208
Its not just the wild its all Minnesota. Bunch of angry losers.
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>>152050203
Nice shot
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>152050195
>he's still going
rape victim behavior
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>th-they never won a fucking thing
>u-unlike ME! and my EASHL team!!!
>yeah FUCK YOU!!!!
kwab
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is it a penalty if you repeatedly kick the puck to yourself like hacky sack
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Gonna go enjoy the replay of >my team winning tonight. Some of you can eat shit and die in a slow-burning fire, rest of you can probably fuck off too. Good night!
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Fuck the fucking Hurricanes. This shouldn't have been a goal.
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DUCKS WIN!
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>>152050220
no milly? no ever
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>>152050231
bro is seething
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>>152050231
if you buy vidya you can replay it instead of watching it
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where were all these duck posters during the zegras era?
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>>152050265
Still here complaining the team was ass you doofus.
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>>152050238
well deserved, fuck boston
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Just do it
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>>152050265
I was here?
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why are people acting the the natural reaction to skate to skate contact is to push the person in front of you as hard as you can facefirst into the boards at speed
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>>152050262
thanks for your suggestion gary. kindly fuck off and die instead.
>>
guitarchads, what's a fun song to play?

no shredding faggotry
>>
>>152050286
Because most of us can see that it was a reflex to put your hands forward. Maybe Mayfield shouldn't have started the situation
>>
>>152050298
it's on sale
just for (you)
just give it a try
>>
>>152050338
we play diablo here
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>>152050313
wonderwall
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>>152050356
already know that one king
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>>152050338
>50% off still means you're paying $50
I wouldn't even pay $10 for this low effort shit.
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>>152050313
Got Me Wrong
>>
does miller really live in one of those 400 square foot manhattan cuck boxes with his wife and 3 children?
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ya know what's bullshit guys? everyone says johnny cash's version of hurt is better than trent's, and that's just not true. it's good though.
>>
>>152050373
that's all you gotta know
>>
>>152050387
fuck yeah, i was watching unplugged literally last night
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>>152050313
na na nannan aanananna annan
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>>152050431
Fun and easy song to play and sing. Great for those with no talent like me
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>>152050421
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>152050446
kek same
>>
finally watching raw
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>>152050233
read
the
rule-book
>clap clap clapclapclap
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still a bit /sp/ecial /hoc/ isnt pinned
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>>152050598
>calgary buried
kwab
>>
>>152050608
under
>lolirados
>kangs
... ...
AND
>buffoooooooooooooooooons
>>
>>152050598
our clubbies :)
>>
one thing that's cool about the nhl having dogshit merch, is that i don't spend extra money
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N E W
>N E W
>>152050692
>>152050692
>>152050692
>>152050692



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