wednesday on /hoc/ >>152047611
>score a goal>everybody hugs youis hockey gay?
>>152050692>>152050692>>152050692>>152050692
>>152050708>p o w e r>o f>f r e n s h i p
>>152050708you tell me
>>152050720and for him to miss like that, jack hughes nearly broke his spine
knights play tomorrow
Celebrini needs to make the Olympic team if only for the fact that there needs to be somebody on the ice to make sure old man Crosby doesn't fall down and hurt himself
>>152050720impressive love merchant
The Soilers are grateful McDavid took a pay cut
>>152050758lynchian
>>152050769cope the ice was chippy
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLDI'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLDCOME OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>152050788does he have any embarrassing nudes? seems like it would be on brand
My penguins (:
>>152050796i don't think so but he used to bang amy schumer when she wasn't a landwhale kwab
You're all going to H-E-double hockey sticks
>>152050815>youzz
>>152050708>*pats your ass one more time really hard for emphasis as you're trying to skate away*
>>152050815now that's a heckin' rare pupper
>>152050755the worst part is that they aren't even good offensively, they're in the bottom half of the league for shot and chance generation and it's all softballs from the point and draisaitl from the right hashes
Is McDavid even trying? should he be allowed on the Olympic team?
why did he rhyme masses with masses
>>152050868well he is number 2 in scoring but you wouldn't know that watching the team play
>>152050874because the song was originally called Walpurgis and they changed all the lyrics but they couldnt figure out how to change that line to fit
>>152050889>it's realbased desu
Skinner will be the center of a huge gambling scandal
>>152050950and then when that happens he'll be done like dinner. skinner will be done like dinner.
>>152050975Seriously wtf is their front office thinking when it comes to skinner>make it to the cup off your elite offense, lose because of goaltending>make it again, lose again because of goaltending"Ok guys I know what we should do""A new goalie I hope""No resign mcdavid and keep running our elite offense"
>>152050983they should trade for devin cooley
based brock
based otc1
aves take the cup this year eh? what happened last year?
>assv
when do the good teams play?
>>152051073knights play tomorrow luckily
>>152051073nuckies play today
>>152050755Oilies are back to their 2010s form
the darkest hours of the night
>>152051120The Vegas Golden Knights are darkest just before the dawn...
buddest before the 1
>>152051133how so
>>152051146No sun to illuminate their Golden armour
>>152051156fuck i guess you're right
>>152050755I keep hoping after all the fucking around they'll finally have to find outBut the west is so fucking bad these dipshits will probably sneak into the 'yoffs again bullshit their way to another SCF
>>152051156>armour
>>152051207Mcdavid has played too much hockey over the last few years. The olympics is going to wear him out even more. He can't do it all this season.
Still craving deep dish
>>152051287Well yeah
>>152051294yet knob still plays him and drai 24 mins a night...
>>152050708hockey's for everyone
/hoc/ is for everyfren
why not use magnets and stuff to make the puck behave like the golden snitch from Harry Potter
>>152051073There are no good teams this year.
>>152051668No, the Canucks are really good this year
draisaitl has to be the most uncharismatic player in recent history. not personality wise of course, that goes to the hughes brothers, but watching that stiff geriatric fuck score the exact same goal over and over again and knowing hes german has me fuming.
>>152051073February
>oilers are playing again tonightGeeze
>>152051736
playoffs
>>152051736the season turnaround starts tonight.
>>152051736the beatings will continue
Flames are really not that bad of a team. Teams like Nashville, St Louis, and Calgary look unusually bad this year because teams like San Jose, Anaheim, Seattle, and Utah have finally taken big steps forward. The basement of the league isn't as bad so new teams find themselves in the basement.Last year at this time there were 13 teams with records below 0.500 and this season there are only 5. I think a lot of why the Flames had such a good season last year was because they feasted on weak competition, and there really aren't many teams in that group this year.
>>152051736funny enough they only had 24 points after 22 games last season
>>152051769this is just cope, flames should have been taking a step forward with them but they cant score a goal to save their life and conroy only sells never buys
>>152051784there's fucking nothing to buy this season anyway
>>152051797guentzel was for salenow he has 11 goalsnot a single flame has 8
>>152051718The Canucks haven't been good since .. the incident. Don't pretend like you don't know this.
They should trade him for Sammy Blais
>>152051883
>>152051769Fair points, plus my Flames just won so they are trending up
>>152051527Lmao they are homos
>>152051769>>152051784Maybe even the players on the Canadian teams know that it's never happening under Gary. So everybody kind of just gave up. Zoomers don't put in the work when things get tough. They see the game has been rigged against them for these teams for the ENTIRETY of their lives.They're in a system where they can't win. While Gary loads up his little chosen Sunbelt teams with real players and the games are exciting to watch because the players try hard and they want to win and energy is high, and then you have the Canadian teams where it's never happening under this regime. Maybe that's why things are a little different this year. Sure as shit looks that way in Edmonton, Toronto, and Vancouver. The players know.
>>152051615based :)
>>152051082how are you coping knowing you're going to lose your third captain in 3 years?
>>152051994I wish I lived somewhere where I could be a loyal toady for a regime
>>152052040
>>152051994The hindus are on it, Canada's power is growing
>>152052197Why was I supposed to think that Canadian lakes and creeks were ever clean
>>152051994Your team is shit and run by a retard.
In my opinion there should be a Milf hockey league
>>152052357does the 'm' stand for macklin?
nothing matters, no one cares, we're all going to die, go flames go
>>152052405Flames already ded
>>152052405hoob fits right in with that group of losers
>bro nothing really matters but I REALLY need my 1 million a year salary
>>152052405go flames :) love the occasional blowout win. ethical tank strategy
> "Our spotlight event on last night's 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh' calendar certainly lived up to the billing. >soilers were left oozing and sobbing uncontrollably, following extended violations of their bussy. It was like a long goon session for our viewers, just like they like it. We here at HRIC are proud to provide quality programming such as this. It's our game you know."
Unironically Gulutzan was the real coach in Edmonton.
>tfw you take a massive discount for the worst 5v5 team in the league
>>152052508they'll be fine. they just haven't dug in yet.
Our Sennies finally play today!>ill be in bed by the end of the 1st
>>152052543Gary really hates us
>>152052436My teds :(
Today is national shut the fuck up day in Canada
>>152052547I rest easy knowing Gary will one day pay for his crimes
hoc is for frens :D
i have no frens because, frankly, i haven't met someone worthy enough
>>152051287flag should have tipped you off as well
>>152052573thats no way to treat your teammates
>>152052657yeah, can we get a referendum on this?
>>152052624Just like Crosby
The Atlanta Thrashers were swept in their only playoff appearance in eleven seasons by the New York Rangers
The Flames are on a winning streak
>>152052732yeah >we're doomed
>>152052746what is wrong with sanheim
wolf bros, the young hot tendie prospect title just got ripped out of our hands
>>152052732why wont flyers fans just admit it???
my broons :(
>>152052657foppa - gretzky - gordielidström - orrbrodeur
>>152052605_/ _/ _/ _/
kwab
>>152052624I have no frens since I graduated from school and joined the working world
>horrible GI callThe levels of realism are incredible
Please god let the krakheads make playoffs over the soilers
My team plays tonight :)
>>152052872I see they only care about the money grabbed for the packs.
hockey is a game of attrition where every inch of the ice matters
>>152052881bonsoir comment tu vas?
>>152052917A lot of the area inside the goal doesn't matter
>>152052891>my
>>152052891Based! Have fun :)
>>152052928vraiment excitée
players still asking to get out of anaheim sad!
>>152052961Thanks, you too
I lied, it's not a good evening because it's still morning!
>>152052943I'm on the 5th line :)
>>152052984> FAGS OUT
>>152052984Some players can't handle the hustle and bustle of Pat Verbeek's team culture
>>152052999you bugger
habs called me up for the game tonight figure i'll take a run or two at ovi
>>152053098I'll toss you a hot dog when you go to the box
>>152052984Just like...the shitty ones
You guys ready for the rebirth of the california gauntlet
if you were called up for the habs game tonight, would you fight tom wilson? i would. im only 5'10 but so was domi
>>152053141Yes but the kangz have nothing going for them
>>152053147If he's man enough to fight me
>>152050708Yeah
is youtube down for anyone else?
>>152053147>domiLiterally who?
>>152053147I'd ask coach first but he'd say it's not worth the trade off
>>152053189no its working for me but you know whats really annoying ive made the switch over to firefox to use better adblockers but now youtube has caught onto it i think because whenever i open a new video i have to wait for like 5 seconds while its buffering and its really annoying
>>152053253>i have to wait for like 5 seconds>it's really annoying
>open up nyt games to btfo wyna liu>they're introducing a new game>heart skips a beat>"challenge your friends...">immediately focus my attention back on wyna liu and my undefeated wordle streak
>>152053205Idiot. Look up his dad.
>>152053301He was a cheap shotting faggot and talked shit about Probert, who then heemed his pusy faggot mouthy ass.
least mentally ill california resident
>>152053368I look like that
by the skin of my teeth
>>152052872>>152053368>>152053376>>152053382>>>/v/
>>152053382another streak breaker for sure
Belfast giants fan visiting from Ireland but got tickets to the leafs game tonight where is the best place to get nicely tipsy near scotiabank arena?
way too easy
>>152053420delete you classless scum
>>152053420I got it in 2 after your help thanks
the minnesota swede (janny ally) reaching new lows by spoiling wordle for anybody who hasnt played it yet. bud needs to take care of this retard asap. reminder to be careful because he will hit the button and you will be b&
The future is bright
>>152053420holy spoiler alert
i stayed up too late again last night. i might need a little siesta before the habs game.
>>152052962>excitée>eL O N G U E U I LONGUEUIL
everyone was welcomed and the wildcats won :)
> Official NHL Dogshit ListThis is some real stench right here.
>>152053589>sub .500 rw>not dogshit
>>152053589If it puts the leafs a little bit higher in the standings, I'm for it.
My Bitcoinsies :(
>>152053589Habs are huge pretenders
>>152053456
Theory: Olympic year means players are not playing through lesser injuries that they normally would, hence the increase in players on IR.
this is literally impossible if english isn't your first language
>>152053668good thing it's made for people that speak english as their first language then
>>152053660That makes a lot of sense. Everyone wants to go to Milan
I want to go to Milan
>>152052872That was the right call. You're not allowed to use magic powers to move the puck nor put your stick through the post.
>>152053589Could you please give advance warning before posting this list? The overpowering smell is upsetting. Thanks.
>>152053703>>152053719Then I’ve decided the destination of the next /hoc/ meetup
>>152053724Where's it going to be?
It’s painful how Schaefer has to play for a rock bottom shit team like the Islanders
>>152053731those are my islanders that you're talking about
based
>>152053731The horror of him playing on a team that actually needed a player of his caliber versus being stuck on another bad team and stinking for another 6 years. I'm glad he's on the Islanders
>>152053731My islanders are not on the dogshit list, fyi.
>>152052881>depotiumSAAAAAR
Nick Suzuki will play for the Japanese Ice Hockey team at the Winter Olympics.
>>152053729Milan. I’ll book a hotel room near the venue. You guys better Venmo me back your portions
>>152053761he's just as canadian as you are, bucko
>>152053668the other day when wyna liu had a category of '2nd words in Poe stories' I zinged my phone across the room
>>152053764Just sent it
>>152053772No, saar, he's not like you.
>>152053532哈哈,真是个混蛋!
>>152053742My favourite Avalanche uniforms.
Season ends tonight for: >laffs and >soilers
>>152053798few people realise tha avs jerseys were red, white, and dark blue in their first season.
>>152053779Thanks
When are you picking up your Fanatics © Florida Panthers NHL 2026 Winter Classic Premium Jersey?
There should be /hoc/onnections and /hoc/dle
>>152053532Un jour soudainJe suis tombé amoureux de toiMon coeur battaitNe me demande pas pourquoiLe temps a passéMais je suis toujours làEt aujourd'hui comme alorsJe saigne bleu et rougeALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zaQXSV-fh8
we dont speak frog in here.
>>152053804No laffs, no oilels for the playoffs. Boring collages to come.
>>152053589Yeah
>>152050692Im just going to say it...Colorado Avalanche are not going to win the cup. They had a hot start but they heavily rely on one line and thats about it. Colorado fans are walking hard already planning the cup parade. Not gonna happen. I'd pick Dallas before the Avs.
>>152053761Japan won’t take hockey seriously until Gary holds another exhibition game there
>>152053863manges mes fesses
>>152053850basé
habs fans are worse than laffs fans. i will fight and die on that hill
>>152053865i was promised this last season and both clinched
> 5 Quick Fix Options For Oilers' GoaltendingUm, does the first 2 involve putting a bullet into their current starters?
>>152053865I forgot how much I look forward to the annual >laffs collapse
I think Wild might go to the final
>>152053957Oilers have Canada's #1 goalie.
Laffs stink is hard to wash
>>152054042say what?
>blue jackets>caps>islanders>panthers>flyers>lightning>kraken>aves>mammoth>stars>ducks>sharks
>>152054131Retard
sam montembault won the 4 nations cup as a goalie for team canada
>>152054219>wonmuch like bud did
>>152054219based
>>152054229That seems like a horrible way to defend. He's wide open!
>>152053761Italians ruined this for everyone in the 80s, now you have to play in the domestic league for a year or two which no NHLers are going to do for a heritage country. Only places where it makes sense to nationalize guys (bad national team but decent money in hockey) are like Belarus and Kazakhstan
>>152054079Why does he play so well in Boston?
>>152053589Notice how my Islanders are not in this picture.
>>152053894Agreed. Colorado has way too many holes
>>152054243It’s honestly a miracle China was even able to field a roster. Italys team will be below AHL tier
>>152054368>slopscore
>>152054386it's better than the score app. you're just going to have to accept that.
tom dundon will NOT be happy about this
>>152054420Pickleball is a numale “activity”
friendly reminder that hockey is more than just a business <3
apparently the king of sweden was in montreal todaydidnt stay for the gamesays a lot about sw*des
When did my redwongs get good at hockey again?
>>152054368Vegas vs Utah is the game of the night
>>152054452i thought only old people played it
>>152054468maybe on planet gary
>>152054475boomers and zoomers play it, but not millenials
>>152054420What the fuck is carmel?It's caramel -__-
>>152054482yeah, ban it
>>152054500carmela can you please SHUT DA DOOOOOOOOOR
>>152054464What's he doing over there?
>>152054481So which game are you watching?
>>152054552plane merchantgvt of canada is in the business of buying military planes and saab could win it
>>152054552panicking about russia
>>152054580Why? Finland will always be a bulwark against Russian aggression
>>152054561my habitants taking on the trump city crapitals
>>152054467>lost to sabres>only beat rags 2-1 at MSG>good
>>152054467They're not good yet. 1/2 their roster are rookies/rookie-ish, so it can go either way.
did the Sabres actually win the JJ Peterka trade? Josh Doan is their best player...
>>152054574Lol noone wants to buy planes from America anymore
>finnish goaltending
krauts h
>>152054606a finnished people
lol!
lmao!
haha
european races ranked by hockey excellence 1. celts2. slavs3. nordics4. germanics 5. latins
>>152054614>pee yellowof course
>playing NHL 24>wow this song is sick i wonder who it is >look it up and it's a trans singer who changes the pitch of their voice in post production to sound more feminine idk why that annoys me but it does
>>152054678because everything is literally fake and gay
>>152054614ruined with yokes...
You know nobody was asking senpai
>>152053956at least I'm not Swedish
>>152054702Hard to believe there's a country out there named after a candy fish
>>152054652What about finns?
>>152054795>european
>>152054795Finns are S tier
>>152054830name two finns that are ppg or higher
>>152054652celtic master race
Finnish have the highest ppg per salary cap percentage which makes them S tier
>>152054839is this good?
>>152054795They’re elite
>>152054850Barkov isn't Finnish btw
>>152054837Hintz Rantanen
>>152054839This is fake right?
>>152054837Rantanen and Hintz
>>152054870'fraid naught
>>152054850source?
Are the rumors true?
If I ruled the world, I would give the death penalty for this.
>>152054905I made it up just now
>>152054916stay mad cuck
>>152054916Braindead women who pretend to care about the sport. Women in general should be lined up and shot
>>152054839That's the sound of a window slamming shut. In a tight cap environment like the NHL you have a 2-3 year opening before your roster gets picked apart and you can't match the offers other teams are making. Look at Tampa. They had that amazing 3rd line with Gourde/Coleman/Goodrow for their cup teams, but once their contracts expired other teams paid those guys a lot more. The problem with the Oilers is that they didn't win during the period where they had McDavid and Draisaitl for a combined 20m. Now that Draitsaitl makes 14m, Bouchard makes 10.5m, and Nurse makes 9.25m (rofl) they are well and truly fucked and will go down in hockey history as bungling the primes of two generational players.
>>152054913that /hoc/ is for frens? yes.
We respect women here
>>152054946That's racist.
>>152054916>>152054937i am a skellefteå supporter but i really need to ask my fellow supporter if you are constantly this angry every day, it sounds unhealthy. i sincerely hope this is just an act of yours.
>>152054946McDavid is reading this... and cry a lot.
>>152054977Darnell Nurse is a big lipped, speak chucking, milk dud headed, fried chicken eating, gold chain wearing, ape nigger monkey
>>152054987Negativity feeds my soul. I wasted my 20s desperately trying to be positive and happy
>>152055000Shiiiiiieeeeee-ACK
>>152055004Good god the east is pure ASS
>>152055004At the end, it will be Jets vs Habs.>1993
>>152055000Truth nuke
>>152055004very kino
>>152055015Columbus might be the only good team in the East this year
>>152054946But it’s not a tight cap environment anymore, especially with McDavid’s retarded extension
/hoc/onnections is uphttps://connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-OeXmi9I7AlThJ1OGAUR
>>152054678100 gecs rules
>>152054987Only when it comes to hockey and work.
>>152055042>McDavid takes a discount of potentially 2-3m>Draisaitl's cap hit increases 5.5m>Bouchard's cap hit increases 6.6mMcDavid took a discount so those other two could get huge raises and they could sign Trent Frederic to one of the most embarrassing deals in history.
>>152055034>Columbus>goodIt doesn't matter the year. Pick only one.
>>152055004Bruins vs Habs would be so kino
>>152055076Based
>>152055042>But it’s not a tight cap environment anymoreThis, and that's why no team can become better unless it's from players already in the system getting better. Free agency in the NHL is dead.
>>152055015Kitties were the only decent team and then they got injured
>>152055110To solve this Gary is going to inject a bunch of Russians once he gets Trump to end the war
>>152055043Based
I'm going to see Sisu 2 this weekend in honor of Finland
>>152055141Tell us if it’s good
>>152055154Will do. I liked the first one
Imagine the memes if both the kitties and oilers miss playoffs
>>152054598This isn't a good thing if you're buffalo
more on Luostarinen BBQ incident>goes to relight flame, leaky valve explodes, shorts caught on fire, 2nd degree burns to legs>>Finnish grilling
>>152054946No mention of Trent Frederic?
>>152055279kwab
>>152055279
>>152054946thank you gary
Knob and Berube neck and neck to get fired first.
>>152055298I blame unfamiliarity with our lord and savior propane gas, he comes from a charcoal burner culture.
>>152055335doubt mcgaykid would let his handpicked coach get fired tbdesu
knights play toknight
>>152055279Poor guy
>>152055360so does the lesser half of the broship
>>152055340Are your saunas charcoal as well?
>>152055373based
>>152055373Nobody is friends with sex offenders
>Canucks prefer to move Q Hughes before Trade Deadline rather than off-season IF Hughes indicates he's not extendingIT'S OVER
Floridians bbqing in late November
>>152055387vtuber simps are all friends with each other tho
>>152055388They should trade him for luke hughes
>>152055377Firewood if you're classy, electric for peasants living in cities.
>>152055390If it’s warm you can bbq all year
>>152055388What are the getting from the debbies in return?
>>152055404Wish I could experience a firewood sauna
>>152055424Jack and LukeQuinn proceeds to drown himself in the Hudson
>>152055373>lesser
>>152055452yes tranny, lesser
>>152055431The sound is really comfy, logs burning and crackling and the draft of hot air rising in the chimney. Also a better heat from more stones.
>>152055470
>>152055494>only cup win in the last 42 years is the one gifted by my knighties via the broship>b-but what about the r-regular season??are you sure you're not canadian bud kwab
Tavares on pace for 100 points b-but the islanders don’t need him
>>152055516Toronto didn't want him either which is why he had to cuck himself on his contract extension
>>152055509kek got em
>rags
>>152055388Smart.
Brad Lambert has asked for a trade...
>>152055548He coached the islanders
>>152055573The seattle kraken are elite at hiring coaches from the metropolitan division that everyone forgot about
Will he score today?
>>152055548Oh no, has Braddu Lambertinen asked for a trade?>>152055573Pronounced Brad Lambeahr
>>152054946yeah but nobody forced them to be as fucking stupid as they were
>Tonight, we don't skate with 'em. Tonight, we don't shut them down BECAUSE WE CAN'T. Tonight, we are the worst hockey team in the world. Their time is just starting. This is not our time. Come on, Chief. This is your speech.
>>152055655This anti-leafs shit has gone too far.
>>152055388Vancouver had two good seasons with Hughes Boeser EP40 and Miller
>>152055516>On pace for >Still going on about the "we don't need you" video nearly a decade laterJust let it go nigga
>>152055718he was not just only the islanders captain, he was the fans captain too
>>152055718It's cool that she's a nurse and most /hoc/ posters do not contribute to society
>>152055732Yeah and I don't think anyone gives a shit because Tavares wasted himself by staying in Toronto and now gets criticism from every Toronto retard instead.
>>152055733use case for contributing to society?
>>152055669>This anti-leafs shit has gone too farWhat do you mean?
>>152055736does he get criticism from knoel too?
>>152055733Nurse contract ruined the Oilers.
Tavares leaving ruined the islanders from almost winning now the leafs have him and he’s happier
>>152055778Tavares got belt to ass by florida last year
>Panarin-Trocheck-Miller>Cuylle-Zibanejad-Lafrenière
>>152055787But islanders missed playoffs so tavares won…
>>152055794Tavares got belt to assed so hard that Mitch Marner, his best player, chose to leave for Vegas instead of staying with him Tavares has had a better overall roster every year in Toronto and yet his team cant get past round 2Tavares is a career loser.
Looks like Big G is dropping pucks by the fistful tonight
Bud in shambles because Tavares moved onto greener pastures.
>Alex Petrovic has been one of the best defensemen in the league recently
>>152055893Dale Tallon proven right yet againPetro >>> Marchessault + Reilly Smith
>>152055818
>>152055893>First 10 games of the season"ZOMG IS VASY WASHED????">Rest of the season"Is Andrei Vasilevsky one of the greatest goalies ever?"
What do I think about these top 10?
>>152055939Schaefer too highJohnston too low
What is this some kind of joke? Why continue to torture the man? Is it cause he's new palestinian?
>>152055837>>152055927come on bud. its time to unlock it
>>152055893the analytics say gostisbehere is the best player in the league actually
>>152056014he chose the character he wished to play and now life forces him to act it out
>>152055794Islanders have won 2.5x as many postseason series as Tavares since he leftPicrel was before they acquired Tavares.
>>152056013>schaefer too highRetard
>>152055788Rags are somewhat good.
>>152055939>goalies can't generate offense
>>152056039>gostisbehereShitter
>>152055939leo carlsson has 7 more career points than fantilli in the exact same amount of games this is the difference between #3 and #19
on the gin and ginger beer before the game later
>>152056118Team Canada got their guy
>>152056118missing a period after the second line
>RANTANEN YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
>>152056014is that a pumpkin?
Laffs betting line is plummeting.
>>152056145i guess so, gary is actually a sick man
>>152056142Why didn't he try to break the glass wall down to get at Rants like with Bourdreau if he was so badass? Fake tough guy bitch
>>152056014If only you knew how bad things really are
>>152056145after the famous nickname for new york, the big pumpkinit's why he went back actually
>>152056118i want him to be a goalie for team canada too
>1 point in 22 games>that contractHow ya holding up Edmongolianbros?
>>152056231his one goal was against the rags at home so does it even really count?
>>152056231Signing Connor's best friends was necessary to get him on board for two more years
>>152056231He’s truly regressed since Boston
>>152056051Wise quote
>>152056255how much of what the oilers are (a very bad hockey team) is mcdavid's fault?
>>152056118Shoot him.
>>152055004>islanders>penguins>ducks>hawksgrim
Some kinda speed skating event happening at the oval flamesbros
>>152056391Yeah they were selling tickets for it the 960 crew were giving them away for free
>>152056231Bring back Bulju at this point.
>>152056391Say Hi to takagi for me
>>152056391I only watch snowboarding and hockey and biathlon and curling
>>152056329A fair amount
>>152056391
>>152055004My penguins (=
>>152056400Cool, i went to an event last winter. was kinda fun seeing people from all over the world cheer for their athletes. Also funny how all the ads around the oval are in dutch because they are the only country that really cares.
>>152056431bolland :DDDDDDDD
>>152056391say hi to her from me first
>>152054299Can Santino Marella skate?
did shannon give your team a good grade?
>>152056443>>152056406Ok next time i see her i will :)
>>152056499His fat arm is covering my team
Sabres play the Hawks tomorrow. I'm watching the Bills game tonight.
just scored in road hockey
>>152056622Go back in time to stop the planes from hitting the twin towers and watch them collapse anyway>>152056508>>152056058
>>152056508packed house
Have to write a 250 word essay but I have no motivation university sucks i just want to drop out and watch nhl all day everyday
>>152056391i hope australia wins another gold medal
>>152056652250 is not many words. Shouldn't take any time at all
>>152056622
What happend with Tampas big arena?Surprised that SKA have largest now, pretty sure Moscow have more Hockey Fans
>>152056499Buy an ad, putz
I CANNOT help myself. I want to fuck Emily Kaplan
>>152056652what's the subject? use chatgpt and then change the words
>>152055939The montreal bias is unreal
>>152056749She’s a cute
Hey guys I'm going to my first hockey game ever and I don't really watch the sport. I live in San Jose and am going to a shorks game. I hear that the crowd in SAP center is actually quite good despite being a shit team
>>152056771And?
>Leafs’ Scott Laughton to return vs. Blue JacketsToronto star is back.
>>152056051Actually he made a deal with the devil in the pumpkin patch ti get out of vancouver and now the devil is collecting his due johnny cash wrote a song about it
>>152056749I'm told a jewess will mummify a goy and store them in the attic.
>>152056779I'm in this general so you guys can tell me about who to watch for and what kind of techniques and tactics to look out for. I might go to Ross and buy a jersey or jacket for myself
>>152056780Just in time to lose to the most irrelevant team in all of professional sports
Tell me about this game.
>>152056811just enjoy the game try to get a ticker in A row the ones closer to player, so you can feel it.
INSIDER TRADING…- Where Bedard stands with Team Canada, Wilson a candidate, Schaefer added to IOC long list- Tkachuks inching closer to return- Sherwood/Canucks in no rush to extend- Ducks and blueliner Mintyukov
Which game are you gonna be watching tonight, /hoc/?
>>152056811Just watch 71. Even when he's not on the ice
>>152056844crapshabs into ragssoftpusys then whatever's left
>>152056811If you buy any merch with a name on it make sure its Celebrini
>>152056828We already have tickets not sure what row they're in though. I'll send pics to this general>>152056847>The San Jose Sharks player with the number 71 is Macklin Celebrini, a Canadian center who was the first overall pick in the 2024 NHL Entry Draft. >He is a prominent rookie who has already achieved several significant milestones in his first NHL season, including being named the youngest Hobey Baker Award winner. >Drafted: First overall by the San Jose Sharks in the 2024 NHL Entry Draft
>>152056811they're a shit but exciting team. have fun! :)
>>152056847that irish troubles movie with barry keoghan?
>>152056708I doubt the shanghai dragons have that many fans
oh what i would give to be a fresh sharks fan again without any knowledge of >shorking
>>152056844Islanders at Detroit
>>152056797Are you sure? I feel he genuinely loved living in Vancouver and wanted to retire there, besides Pettersson he loved the team and was working to win the city a cup. Then he gets traded cause the gm is a dipshit retard and he goes back to an old team (who already discarded him once) and to a soullless shithole city so he just doesnt care anymore from a subconscious standpoint and thats why you see him not really trying this year. Truly... TRULY the pumpkin patch incident was the beginning of the end.
>>152056887What does it mean to be a shit but exciting team in hockey terms ? Just really good offense with shit defense? I'm a divegrass autist so ik what it means to have a team that can create offensive chances while leaving their defense / gk super exposed
>>152056942no defense but high end talent
>>152056942they're not very strong but they have enough young talent to make games interesting. occasionally they upset cup contenders
>>152056958Is young talent a code word for offensively gifted youngsters who offer no defensive stability? Also is "midfield" a thing in hockey like it is in soccer
>>152056937That's a lot of cope. He has attitude issues and he always has, that's why New York included him as a throw in to the Mcdonagh trade, and why Tampa Bay got rid of him right when they were on the cusp of winning, it's why he was run out of Vancouver, and now his piss poor attitude is on full display again in New York. At this point I'm starting to think that it was Miller who picked a fight at the pumpkin patch
>>152056391>>152056426jen
>>152050708It's called having friends
>>152057049>he thinks his coworkers are his friends
>>152057068I imagine most nhl players think of their teammates as friends
>>152056978is this real? if you pulled this shit in beer league youd get a spanking, how did nobody on the rangers beat his ass over this?
>>152056978is the rumour about miller telling ep40 his wife was a gold digging thot and thats what the rivalry was about true? any chinese (vancouver) people in here to confirm?
>>152056978he's clearly given up so he can focus on his golf career
>>152057021It was in>1967
>>152056391hitlerman? whats going on in calgary?
>>152055597i liked this game, discount german
Are people okay with racial slurs at NHL games particularly Sharks fans. Also are LA and San Jose rivals
>>152057086giving up is part of rangers culture
>>152057140there's a rivalry because of geographic location but you aren't rivals. you probably shouldn't say racial slurs unless you can blend in with the crowd
>>152057156NO BS
>>152057084That's a huge implication there buddy
Flames have some of the smartest players in the league
The pumpkin patch incident never happened. Take your meds.
>>152055628is it normal for players to be that angry at their team all the time?
Allez Montréal
>>152055628I like that nobody is even pretending to listen to him
>>152057282hello david :)
>>152057299hi
>>152057216>smartthis is something that any 15-year-old would post on facebook
>>152057312People laugh at me because I'm different...I pity them because they are all the same
>>152057312>facebookBro, it's 2025. Kids aren't posting on facebook.
our hasbs
>>152057320i talk to lots of kids on facebook
>>152057320/hoc/ truly is an out of touch 30+ boomer general
>>152057355>>152057355>>152057355NEW
How come the ice doesn't melt during the games? Seems weird doesn't it?
>>152057312Okay, grandpa, let's get you back to your room...