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wednesday on /hoc/ >>152047611
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>score a goal
>everybody hugs you
is hockey gay?
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>>152050692
>>152050692
>>152050692
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>>152050708
>p o w e r
>o f
>f r e n s h i p
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>>152050708
you tell me
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>>152050720
and for him to miss like that, jack hughes nearly broke his spine
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knights play tomorrow
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Celebrini needs to make the Olympic team if only for the fact that there needs to be somebody on the ice to make sure old man Crosby doesn't fall down and hurt himself
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>>152050720
impressive
love merchant
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The Soilers are grateful McDavid took a pay cut
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>>152050758
lynchian
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>>152050769
cope the ice was chippy
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I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD

I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD

COME OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>152050788
does he have any embarrassing nudes? seems like it would be on brand
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My penguins (:
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>>152050796
i don't think so but he used to bang amy schumer when she wasn't a landwhale kwab
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You're all going to H-E-double hockey sticks
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>>152050815
>youzz
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>>152050708
>*pats your ass one more time really hard for emphasis as you're trying to skate away*
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>>152050815
now that's a heckin' rare pupper
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>>152050755
the worst part is that they aren't even good offensively, they're in the bottom half of the league for shot and chance generation and it's all softballs from the point and draisaitl from the right hashes
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Is McDavid even trying? should he be allowed on the Olympic team?
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why did he rhyme masses with masses
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>>152050868
well he is number 2 in scoring but you wouldn't know that watching the team play
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>>152050874
because the song was originally called Walpurgis and they changed all the lyrics but they couldnt figure out how to change that line to fit
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>>152050889
>it's real
based desu
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Skinner will be the center of a huge gambling scandal
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>>152050950
and then when that happens he'll be done like dinner.

skinner will be done like dinner.
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>>152050975
Seriously wtf is their front office thinking when it comes to skinner
>make it to the cup off your elite offense, lose because of goaltending
>make it again, lose again because of goaltending
"Ok guys I know what we should do"
"A new goalie I hope"
"No resign mcdavid and keep running our elite offense"
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>>152050983
they should trade for devin cooley
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based brock
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based otc

1
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aves take the cup this year eh? what happened last year?
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>assv
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when do the good teams play?
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>>152051073
knights play tomorrow luckily
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>>152051073
nuckies play today
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>>152050755
Oilies are back to their 2010s form
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the darkest hours of the night
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>>152051120
The Vegas Golden Knights are darkest just before the dawn...
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buddest before the 1
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>>152051133
how so
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>>152051146
No sun to illuminate their Golden armour
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>>152051156
fuck i guess you're right
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>>152050755
I keep hoping after all the fucking around they'll finally have to find out
But the west is so fucking bad these dipshits will probably sneak into the 'yoffs again bullshit their way to another SCF
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>>152051156
>armour
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>>152051207
Mcdavid has played too much hockey over the last few years. The olympics is going to wear him out even more. He can't do it all this season.
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Still craving deep dish
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>>152051287
Well yeah
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>>152051294
yet knob still plays him and drai 24 mins a night...
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>>152050708
hockey's for everyone
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/hoc/ is for everyfren
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why not use magnets and stuff to make the puck behave like the golden snitch from Harry Potter
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>>152051073
There are no good teams this year.
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>>152051668
No, the Canucks are really good this year
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draisaitl has to be the most uncharismatic player in recent history. not personality wise of course, that goes to the hughes brothers, but watching that stiff geriatric fuck score the exact same goal over and over again and knowing hes german has me fuming.
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>>152051073
February
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>oilers are playing again tonight
Geeze
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>>152051736
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playoffs
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>>152051736
the season turnaround starts tonight.
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>>152051736
the beatings will continue
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Flames are really not that bad of a team. Teams like Nashville, St Louis, and Calgary look unusually bad this year because teams like San Jose, Anaheim, Seattle, and Utah have finally taken big steps forward. The basement of the league isn't as bad so new teams find themselves in the basement.

Last year at this time there were 13 teams with records below 0.500 and this season there are only 5. I think a lot of why the Flames had such a good season last year was because they feasted on weak competition, and there really aren't many teams in that group this year.
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>>152051736
funny enough they only had 24 points after 22 games last season
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>>152051769
this is just cope, flames should have been taking a step forward with them but they cant score a goal to save their life and conroy only sells never buys
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>>152051784
there's fucking nothing to buy this season anyway
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>>152051797
guentzel was for sale
now he has 11 goals
not a single flame has 8
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>>152051718
The Canucks haven't been good since .. the incident.

Don't pretend like you don't know this.
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They should trade him for Sammy Blais
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>>152051883
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>>152051769
Fair points, plus my Flames just won so they are trending up
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>>152051527
Lmao they are homos
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>>152051769
>>152051784
Maybe even the players on the Canadian teams know that it's never happening under Gary.
So everybody kind of just gave up. Zoomers don't put in the work when things get tough.
They see the game has been rigged against them for these teams for the ENTIRETY of their lives.

They're in a system where they can't win. While Gary loads up his little chosen Sunbelt teams with real players and the games are exciting to watch because the players try hard and they want to win and energy is high, and then you have the Canadian teams where it's never happening under this regime.

Maybe that's why things are a little different this year. Sure as shit looks that way in Edmonton, Toronto, and Vancouver.
The players know.
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>>152051615
based :)
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>>152051082
how are you coping knowing you're going to lose your third captain in 3 years?
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>>152051994
I wish I lived somewhere where I could be a loyal toady for a regime
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>>152051994
The hindus are on it, Canada's power is growing
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>>152052197
Why was I supposed to think that Canadian lakes and creeks were ever clean
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>>152051994
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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In my opinion there should be a Milf hockey league
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>>152052357
does the 'm' stand for macklin?
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nothing matters, no one cares, we're all going to die, go flames go
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>>152052405
Flames already ded
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>>152052405
hoob fits right in with that group of losers
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>bro nothing really matters but I REALLY need my 1 million a year salary
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>>152052405
go flames :) love the occasional blowout win. ethical tank strategy
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> "Our spotlight event on last night's 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh' calendar certainly lived up to the billing. >soilers were left oozing and sobbing uncontrollably, following extended violations of their bussy. It was like a long goon session for our viewers, just like they like it. We here at HRIC are proud to provide quality programming such as this. It's our game you know."
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Unironically Gulutzan was the real coach in Edmonton.
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>tfw you take a massive discount for the worst 5v5 team in the league
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>>152052508
they'll be fine. they just haven't dug in yet.
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Our Sennies finally play today!

>ill be in bed by the end of the 1st
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>>152052543
Gary really hates us
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>>152052436
My teds :(
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Today is national shut the fuck up day in Canada
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>>152052547
I rest easy knowing Gary will one day pay for his crimes
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hoc is for frens :D
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i have no frens because, frankly, i haven't met someone worthy enough
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>>152051287
flag should have tipped you off as well
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>>152052573
thats no way to treat your teammates
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>>152052657
yeah, can we get a referendum on this?
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>>152052624
Just like Crosby
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The Atlanta Thrashers were swept in their only playoff appearance in eleven seasons by the New York Rangers
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The Flames are on a winning streak
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>>152052732
yeah >we're doomed
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>>152052746
what is wrong with sanheim
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wolf bros, the young hot tendie prospect title just got ripped out of our hands
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>>152052732
why wont flyers fans just admit it???
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my broons :(
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>>152052657
foppa - gretzky - gordie
lidström - orr
brodeur
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>>152052605
_/ _/ _/ _/
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kwab
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>>152052624
I have no frens since I graduated from school and joined the working world
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>horrible GI call
The levels of realism are incredible
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Please god let the krakheads make playoffs over the soilers
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My team plays tonight :)
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>>152052872
I see they only care about the money grabbed for the packs.
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hockey is a game of attrition where every inch of the ice matters
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>>152052881
bonsoir comment tu vas?
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>>152052917
A lot of the area inside the goal doesn't matter
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>>152052891
>my
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>>152052891
Based! Have fun :)
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>>152052928
vraiment excitée
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players still asking to get out of anaheim sad!
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>>152052961
Thanks, you too
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I lied, it's not a good evening because it's still morning!
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>>152052943
I'm on the 5th line :)
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>>152052984

> FAGS OUT
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>>152052984
Some players can't handle the hustle and bustle of Pat Verbeek's team culture
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>>152052999
you bugger
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habs called me up for the game tonight
figure i'll take a run or two at ovi
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>>152053098
I'll toss you a hot dog when you go to the box
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>>152052984
Just like...the shitty ones
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You guys ready for the rebirth of the california gauntlet
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if you were called up for the habs game tonight, would you fight tom wilson? i would. im only 5'10 but so was domi
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>>152053141
Yes but the kangz have nothing going for them
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>>152053147
If he's man enough to fight me
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>>152050708
Yeah
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is youtube down for anyone else?
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>>152053147
>domi
Literally who?
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>>152053147
I'd ask coach first but he'd say it's not worth the trade off
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>>152053189
no its working for me but you know whats really annoying ive made the switch over to firefox to use better adblockers but now youtube has caught onto it i think because whenever i open a new video i have to wait for like 5 seconds while its buffering and its really annoying
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>>152053253
>i have to wait for like 5 seconds
>it's really annoying
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>open up nyt games to btfo wyna liu
>they're introducing a new game
>heart skips a beat
>"challenge your friends..."
>immediately focus my attention back on wyna liu and my undefeated wordle streak
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>>152053205
Idiot. Look up his dad.
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>>152053301
He was a cheap shotting faggot and talked shit about Probert, who then heemed his pusy faggot mouthy ass.
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least mentally ill california resident
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>>152053368
I look like that
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by the skin of my teeth
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>>152052872
>>152053368
>>152053376
>>152053382
>>>/v/
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>>152053382
another streak breaker for sure
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Belfast giants fan visiting from Ireland but got tickets to the leafs game tonight
where is the best place to get nicely tipsy near scotiabank arena?
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way too easy
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>>152053420
delete you classless scum
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>>152053420
I got it in 2 after your help thanks
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the minnesota swede (janny ally) reaching new lows by spoiling wordle for anybody who hasnt played it yet. bud needs to take care of this retard asap. reminder to be careful because he will hit the button and you will be b&
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The future is bright
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>>152053420
holy spoiler alert
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i stayed up too late again last night. i might need a little siesta before the habs game.
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>>152052962
>excitée
>e
L O N G U E U I L
O
N
G
U
E
U
I
L
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everyone was welcomed and the wildcats won :)
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> Official NHL Dogshit List

This is some real stench right here.
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>>152053589
>sub .500 rw
>not dogshit
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>>152053589
If it puts the leafs a little bit higher in the standings, I'm for it.
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My Bitcoinsies :(
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>>152053589
Habs are huge pretenders
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>>152053456
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Theory: Olympic year means players are not playing through lesser injuries that they normally would, hence the increase in players on IR.
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this is literally impossible if english isn't your first language
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>>152053668
good thing it's made for people that speak english as their first language then
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>>152053660
That makes a lot of sense. Everyone wants to go to Milan
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I want to go to Milan
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I want to go to Milan
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>>152052872
That was the right call. You're not allowed to use magic powers to move the puck nor put your stick through the post.
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>>152053589
Could you please give advance warning before posting this list? The overpowering smell is upsetting. Thanks.
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>>152053703
>>152053719
Then I’ve decided the destination of the next /hoc/ meetup
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>>152053724
Where's it going to be?
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It’s painful how Schaefer has to play for a rock bottom shit team like the Islanders
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>>152053731
those are my islanders that you're talking about
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based
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>>152053731
The horror of him playing on a team that actually needed a player of his caliber versus being stuck on another bad team and stinking for another 6 years. I'm glad he's on the Islanders
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>>152053731
My islanders are not on the dogshit list, fyi.
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>>152052881
>depotium
SAAAAAR
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Nick Suzuki will play for the Japanese Ice Hockey team at the Winter Olympics.
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>>152053729
Milan. I’ll book a hotel room near the venue. You guys better Venmo me back your portions
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>>152053761
he's just as canadian as you are, bucko
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>>152053668
the other day when wyna liu had a category of '2nd words in Poe stories' I zinged my phone across the room
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>>152053764
Just sent it
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>>152053772
No, saar, he's not like you.
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>>152053532
哈哈,真是个混蛋!
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>>152053742
My favourite Avalanche uniforms.
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Season ends tonight for: >laffs and >soilers
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>>152053798
few people realise tha avs jerseys were red, white, and dark blue in their first season.
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>>152053779
Thanks
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When are you picking up your Fanatics © Florida Panthers NHL 2026 Winter Classic Premium Jersey?
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There should be /hoc/onnections and /hoc/dle
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>>152053532
Un jour soudain
Je suis tombé amoureux de toi
Mon coeur battait
Ne me demande pas pourquoi

Le temps a passé
Mais je suis toujours là
Et aujourd'hui comme alors
Je saigne bleu et rouge

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zaQXSV-fh8
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we dont speak frog in here.
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>>152053804
No laffs, no oilels for the playoffs. Boring collages to come.
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>>152053589
Yeah
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>>152050692
Im just going to say it...Colorado Avalanche are not going to win the cup. They had a hot start but they heavily rely on one line and thats about it. Colorado fans are walking hard already planning the cup parade. Not gonna happen. I'd pick Dallas before the Avs.
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>>152053761
Japan won’t take hockey seriously until Gary holds another exhibition game there
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>>152053863
manges mes fesses
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>>152053850
basé
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habs fans are worse than laffs fans. i will fight and die on that hill
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>>152053865
i was promised this last season and both clinched
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> 5 Quick Fix Options For Oilers' Goaltending
Um, does the first 2 involve putting a bullet into their current starters?
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>>152053865
I forgot how much I look forward to the annual >laffs collapse
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I think Wild might go to the final
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>>152053957
Oilers have Canada's #1 goalie.
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Laffs stink is hard to wash
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>>152054042
say what?
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>blue jackets
>caps
>islanders
>panthers
>flyers
>lightning
>kraken
>aves
>mammoth
>stars
>ducks
>sharks
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>>152054131
Retard
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sam montembault won the 4 nations cup as a goalie for team canada
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>>152054219
>won
much like bud did
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>>152054219
based
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>>152054229
That seems like a horrible way to defend. He's wide open!
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>>152053761
Italians ruined this for everyone in the 80s, now you have to play in the domestic league for a year or two which no NHLers are going to do for a heritage country.

Only places where it makes sense to nationalize guys (bad national team but decent money in hockey) are like Belarus and Kazakhstan
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>>152054079
Why does he play so well in Boston?
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>>152053589
Notice how my Islanders are not in this picture.
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>>152053894
Agreed. Colorado has way too many holes
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>>152054243
It’s honestly a miracle China was even able to field a roster. Italys team will be below AHL tier
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>>152054368
>slopscore
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>>152054386
it's better than the score app. you're just going to have to accept that.
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tom dundon will NOT be happy about this
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>>152054420
Pickleball is a numale “activity”
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friendly reminder that hockey is more than just a business <3
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apparently the king of sweden was in montreal today
didnt stay for the game
says a lot about sw*des
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When did my redwongs get good at hockey again?
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>>152054368
Vegas vs Utah is the game of the night
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>>152054452
i thought only old people played it
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>>152054468
maybe on planet gary
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>>152054475
boomers and zoomers play it, but not millenials
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>>152054420
What the fuck is carmel?
It's caramel -__-
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>>152054482
yeah, ban it
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>>152054500
carmela can you please SHUT DA DOOOOOOOOOR
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>>152054464
What's he doing over there?
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>>152054481
So which game are you watching?
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>>152054552
plane merchant
gvt of canada is in the business of buying military planes and saab could win it
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>>152054552
panicking about russia
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>>152054580
Why? Finland will always be a bulwark against Russian aggression
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>>152054561
my habitants taking on the trump city crapitals
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>>152054467
>lost to sabres
>only beat rags 2-1 at MSG
>good
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>>152054467
They're not good yet. 1/2 their roster are rookies/rookie-ish, so it can go either way.
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did the Sabres actually win the JJ Peterka trade? Josh Doan is their best player...
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>>152054574
Lol noone wants to buy planes from America anymore
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>finnish goaltending
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krauts h
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>>152054606
a finnished people
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lol!
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lmao!
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haha
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european races ranked by hockey excellence
1. celts
2. slavs
3. nordics
4. germanics
5. latins
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>>152054614
>pee yellow
of course
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>playing NHL 24
>wow this song is sick i wonder who it is
>look it up and it's a trans singer who changes the pitch of their voice in post production to sound more feminine
idk why that annoys me but it does
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>>152054678
because everything is literally fake and gay
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>>152054614
ruined with yokes...
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You know nobody was asking senpai
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>>152053956
at least I'm not Swedish
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>>152054702
Hard to believe there's a country out there named after a candy fish
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>>152054652
What about finns?
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>>152054795
>european
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>>152054795
Finns are S tier
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>>152054830
name two finns that are ppg or higher
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>>152054652
celtic master race
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Finnish have the highest ppg per salary cap percentage which makes them S tier
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>>152054839
is this good?
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>>152054795
They’re elite
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>>152054850
Barkov isn't Finnish btw
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>>152054837
Hintz Rantanen
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>>152054839
This is fake right?
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>>152054837
Rantanen and Hintz
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>>152054870
'fraid naught
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>>152054850
source?
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Are the rumors true?
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If I ruled the world, I would give the death penalty for this.
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>>152054905
I made it up just now
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>>152054916
stay mad cuck
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>>152054916
Braindead women who pretend to care about the sport. Women in general should be lined up and shot
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>>152054839
That's the sound of a window slamming shut.

In a tight cap environment like the NHL you have a 2-3 year opening before your roster gets picked apart and you can't match the offers other teams are making. Look at Tampa. They had that amazing 3rd line with Gourde/Coleman/Goodrow for their cup teams, but once their contracts expired other teams paid those guys a lot more.

The problem with the Oilers is that they didn't win during the period where they had McDavid and Draisaitl for a combined 20m. Now that Draitsaitl makes 14m, Bouchard makes 10.5m, and Nurse makes 9.25m (rofl) they are well and truly fucked and will go down in hockey history as bungling the primes of two generational players.
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>>152054913
that /hoc/ is for frens? yes.
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We respect women here
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>>152054946
That's racist.
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>>152054916
>>152054937
i am a skellefteå supporter but i really need to ask my fellow supporter if you are constantly this angry every day, it sounds unhealthy. i sincerely hope this is just an act of yours.
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>>152054946
McDavid is reading this... and cry a lot.
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>>152054977
Darnell Nurse is a big lipped, speak chucking, milk dud headed, fried chicken eating, gold chain wearing, ape nigger monkey
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>>152054987
Negativity feeds my soul. I wasted my 20s desperately trying to be positive and happy
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>>152055000
Shiiiiiieeeeee-ACK
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>>152055004
Good god the east is pure ASS
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>>152055004
At the end, it will be Jets vs Habs.
>1993
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>>152055000
Truth nuke
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>>152055004
very kino
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>>152055015
Columbus might be the only good team in the East this year
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>>152054946
But it’s not a tight cap environment anymore, especially with McDavid’s retarded extension
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/hoc/onnections is up

https://connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-OeXmi9I7AlThJ1OGAUR
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>>152054678
100 gecs rules
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>>152054987
Only when it comes to hockey and work.
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>>152055042
>McDavid takes a discount of potentially 2-3m
>Draisaitl's cap hit increases 5.5m
>Bouchard's cap hit increases 6.6m

McDavid took a discount so those other two could get huge raises and they could sign Trent Frederic to one of the most embarrassing deals in history.
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>>152055034
>Columbus
>good
It doesn't matter the year. Pick only one.
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>>152055004
Bruins vs Habs would be so kino
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>>152055076
Based
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>>152055042
>But it’s not a tight cap environment anymore
This, and that's why no team can become better unless it's from players already in the system getting better. Free agency in the NHL is dead.
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>>152055015
Kitties were the only decent team and then they got injured
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>>152055110
To solve this Gary is going to inject a bunch of Russians once he gets Trump to end the war
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>>152055043
Based
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I'm going to see Sisu 2 this weekend in honor of Finland
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>>152055141
Tell us if it’s good
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>>152055154
Will do. I liked the first one
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Imagine the memes if both the kitties and oilers miss playoffs
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>>152054598
This isn't a good thing if you're buffalo
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more on Luostarinen BBQ incident
>goes to relight flame, leaky valve explodes, shorts caught on fire, 2nd degree burns to legs
>>Finnish grilling
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>>152054946
No mention of Trent Frederic?
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>>152055279
kwab
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>>152055279
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>>152054946
thank you gary
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Knob and Berube neck and neck to get fired first.
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>>152055298
I blame unfamiliarity with our lord and savior propane gas, he comes from a charcoal burner culture.
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>>152055335
doubt mcgaykid would let his handpicked coach get fired tbdesu
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knights play toknight
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>>152055279
Poor guy
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>>152055360
so does the lesser half of the broship
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>>152055340
Are your saunas charcoal as well?
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>>152055373
based
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>>152055373
Nobody is friends with sex offenders
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>Canucks prefer to move Q Hughes before Trade Deadline rather than off-season IF Hughes indicates he's not extending
IT'S OVER
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Floridians bbqing in late November
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>>152055387
vtuber simps are all friends with each other tho
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>>152055388
They should trade him for luke hughes
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>>152055377
Firewood if you're classy, electric for peasants living in cities.
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>>152055390
If it’s warm you can bbq all year
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>>152055388
What are the getting from the debbies in return?
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>>152055404
Wish I could experience a firewood sauna
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>>152055424
Jack and Luke
Quinn proceeds to drown himself in the Hudson
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>>152055373
>lesser
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>>152055452
yes tranny, lesser
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>>152055431
The sound is really comfy, logs burning and crackling and the draft of hot air rising in the chimney. Also a better heat from more stones.
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>>152055470
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>>152055494
>only cup win in the last 42 years is the one gifted by my knighties via the broship
>b-but what about the r-regular season??
are you sure you're not canadian bud kwab
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Tavares on pace for 100 points b-but the islanders don’t need him
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>>152055516
Toronto didn't want him either which is why he had to cuck himself on his contract extension
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>>152055509
kek got em
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>rags
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>>152055388
Smart.
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Brad Lambert has asked for a trade...
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>>152055548
He coached the islanders
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>>152055573
The seattle kraken are elite at hiring coaches from the metropolitan division that everyone forgot about
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Will he score today?
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>>152055548
Oh no, has Braddu Lambertinen asked for a trade?
>>152055573
Pronounced Brad Lambeahr
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>>152054946
yeah but nobody forced them to be as fucking stupid as they were
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>Tonight, we don't skate with 'em. Tonight, we don't shut them down BECAUSE WE CAN'T. Tonight, we are the worst hockey team in the world. Their time is just starting. This is not our time.
Come on, Chief. This is your speech.
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>>152055655
This anti-leafs shit has gone too far.
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>>152055388
Vancouver had two good seasons with Hughes Boeser EP40 and Miller
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>>152055516
>On pace for
>Still going on about the "we don't need you" video nearly a decade later
Just let it go nigga
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>>152055718
he was not just only the islanders captain, he was the fans captain too
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>>152055718
It's cool that she's a nurse and most /hoc/ posters do not contribute to society
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>>152055732
Yeah and I don't think anyone gives a shit because Tavares wasted himself by staying in Toronto and now gets criticism from every Toronto retard instead.
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>>152055733
use case for contributing to society?
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>>152055669
>This anti-leafs shit has gone too far
What do you mean?
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>>152055736
does he get criticism from knoel too?
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>>152055733
Nurse contract ruined the Oilers.
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Tavares leaving ruined the islanders from almost winning now the leafs have him and he’s happier
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>>152055778
Tavares got belt to ass by florida last year
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>Panarin-Trocheck-Miller
>Cuylle-Zibanejad-Lafrenière
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>>152055787
But islanders missed playoffs so tavares won…
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>>152055794
Tavares got belt to assed so hard that Mitch Marner, his best player, chose to leave for Vegas instead of staying with him

Tavares has had a better overall roster every year in Toronto and yet his team cant get past round 2

Tavares is a career loser.
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Looks like Big G is dropping pucks by the fistful tonight
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Bud in shambles because Tavares moved onto greener pastures.
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>Alex Petrovic has been one of the best defensemen in the league recently
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>>152055893
Dale Tallon proven right yet again
Petro >>> Marchessault + Reilly Smith
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>>152055818
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>>152055893
>First 10 games of the season
"ZOMG IS VASY WASHED????"
>Rest of the season
"Is Andrei Vasilevsky one of the greatest goalies ever?"
>>
What do I think about these top 10?
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>>152055939
Schaefer too high
Johnston too low
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What is this some kind of joke?

Why continue to torture the man? Is it cause he's new palestinian?
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>>152055837
>>152055927
come on bud. its time to unlock it
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>>152055893
the analytics say gostisbehere is the best player in the league actually
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>>152056014
he chose the character he wished to play and now life forces him to act it out
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>>152055794
Islanders have won 2.5x as many postseason series as Tavares since he left

Picrel was before they acquired Tavares.
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>>152056013
>schaefer too high
Retard
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>>152055788
Rags are somewhat good.
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>>152055939
>goalies can't generate offense
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>>152056039
>gostisbehere
Shitter
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>>152055939
leo carlsson has 7 more career points than fantilli in the exact same amount of games this is the difference between #3 and #19
>>
>>
on the gin and ginger beer before the game later
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>>152056118
Team Canada got their guy
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>>152056118
missing a period after the second line
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>RANTANEN YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
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>>152056014
is that a pumpkin?
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Laffs betting line is plummeting.
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>>152056145
i guess so, gary is actually a sick man
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>>152056142
Why didn't he try to break the glass wall down to get at Rants like with Bourdreau if he was so badass? Fake tough guy bitch
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>>152056014
If only you knew how bad things really are
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>>152056145
after the famous nickname for new york, the big pumpkin
it's why he went back actually
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>>152056118
i want him to be a goalie for team canada too
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>1 point in 22 games
>that contract
How ya holding up Edmongolianbros?
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>>152056231
his one goal was against the rags at home so does it even really count?
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>>152056231
Signing Connor's best friends was necessary to get him on board for two more years
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>>152056231
He’s truly regressed since Boston
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>>152056051
Wise quote
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>>152056255
how much of what the oilers are (a very bad hockey team) is mcdavid's fault?
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>>152056118
Shoot him.
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>>152055004
>islanders
>penguins
>ducks
>hawks
grim
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Some kinda speed skating event happening at the oval flamesbros
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>>152056391
Yeah they were selling tickets for it the 960 crew were giving them away for free
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>>152056231
Bring back Bulju at this point.
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>>152056391
Say Hi to takagi for me
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>>152056391
I only watch snowboarding and hockey and biathlon and curling
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>>152056329
A fair amount
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>>152056391
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>>152055004
My penguins (=
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>>152056400
Cool, i went to an event last winter. was kinda fun seeing people from all over the world cheer for their athletes. Also funny how all the ads around the oval are in dutch because they are the only country that really cares.
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>>152056431
bolland :DDDDDDDD
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>>152056391
say hi to her from me first
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>>152054299
Can Santino Marella skate?
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did shannon give your team a good grade?
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>>152056443
>>152056406
Ok next time i see her i will :)
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>>152056499
His fat arm is covering my team
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Sabres play the Hawks tomorrow. I'm watching the Bills game tonight.
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just scored in road hockey
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>>152056622
Go back in time to stop the planes from hitting the twin towers and watch them collapse anyway
>>152056508
>>152056058
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>>152056508
packed house
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Have to write a 250 word essay but I have no motivation university sucks i just want to drop out and watch nhl all day everyday
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>>152056391
i hope australia wins another gold medal
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>>152056652
250 is not many words. Shouldn't take any time at all
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>>152056622
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What happend with Tampas big arena?
Surprised that SKA have largest now, pretty sure Moscow have more Hockey Fans
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>>152056499
Buy an ad, putz
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I CANNOT help myself. I want to fuck Emily Kaplan
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>>152056652
what's the subject? use chatgpt and then change the words
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>>152055939
The montreal bias is unreal
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>>152056749
She’s a cute
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Hey guys I'm going to my first hockey game ever and I don't really watch the sport. I live in San Jose and am going to a shorks game. I hear that the crowd in SAP center is actually quite good despite being a shit team
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>>152056771
And?
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>Leafs’ Scott Laughton to return vs. Blue Jackets
Toronto star is back.
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>>152056051
Actually he made a deal with the devil in the pumpkin patch ti get out of vancouver and now the devil is collecting his due johnny cash wrote a song about it
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>>152056749
I'm told a jewess will mummify a goy and store them in the attic.
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>>152056779
I'm in this general so you guys can tell me about who to watch for and what kind of techniques and tactics to look out for.
I might go to Ross and buy a jersey or jacket for myself
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>>152056780
Just in time to lose to the most irrelevant team in all of professional sports
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Tell me about this game.
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>>152056811
just enjoy the game try to get a ticker in A row the ones closer to player, so you can feel it.
>>
INSIDER TRADING…

- Where Bedard stands with Team Canada, Wilson a candidate, Schaefer added to IOC long list
- Tkachuks inching closer to return
- Sherwood/Canucks in no rush to extend
- Ducks and blueliner Mintyukov
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Which game are you gonna be watching tonight, /hoc/?
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>>152056811
Just watch 71. Even when he's not on the ice
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>>152056844
crapshabs into ragssoftpusys then whatever's left
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>>152056811
If you buy any merch with a name on it make sure its Celebrini
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>>152056828
We already have tickets not sure what row they're in though. I'll send pics to this general
>>152056847
>The San Jose Sharks player with the number 71 is Macklin Celebrini, a Canadian center who was the first overall pick in the 2024 NHL Entry Draft. >He is a prominent rookie who has already achieved several significant milestones in his first NHL season, including being named the youngest Hobey Baker Award winner.
>Drafted: First overall by the San Jose Sharks in the 2024 NHL Entry Draft
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>>152056811
they're a shit but exciting team. have fun! :)
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>>152056847
that irish troubles movie with barry keoghan?
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>>152056708
I doubt the shanghai dragons have that many fans
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oh what i would give to be a fresh sharks fan again without any knowledge of >shorking
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>>152056844
Islanders at Detroit
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>>152056797
Are you sure? I feel he genuinely loved living in Vancouver and wanted to retire there, besides Pettersson he loved the team and was working to win the city a cup.
Then he gets traded cause the gm is a dipshit retard and he goes back to an old team (who already discarded him once) and to a soullless shithole city so he just doesnt care anymore from a subconscious standpoint and thats why you see him not really trying this year.

Truly... TRULY the pumpkin patch incident was the beginning of the end.
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>>152056887
What does it mean to be a shit but exciting team in hockey terms ? Just really good offense with shit defense? I'm a divegrass autist so ik what it means to have a team that can create offensive chances while leaving their defense / gk super exposed
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>>152056942
no defense but high end talent
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>>152056942
they're not very strong but they have enough young talent to make games interesting. occasionally they upset cup contenders
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>>152056958
Is young talent a code word for offensively gifted youngsters who offer no defensive stability?

Also is "midfield" a thing in hockey like it is in soccer
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>>152056937
That's a lot of cope. He has attitude issues and he always has, that's why New York included him as a throw in to the Mcdonagh trade, and why Tampa Bay got rid of him right when they were on the cusp of winning, it's why he was run out of Vancouver, and now his piss poor attitude is on full display again in New York. At this point I'm starting to think that it was Miller who picked a fight at the pumpkin patch
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>>152056391
>>152056426
jen
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>>152050708
It's called having friends
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>>152057049
>he thinks his coworkers are his friends
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>>152057068
I imagine most nhl players think of their teammates as friends
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>>152056978
is this real? if you pulled this shit in beer league youd get a spanking, how did nobody on the rangers beat his ass over this?
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>>152056978
is the rumour about miller telling ep40 his wife was a gold digging thot and thats what the rivalry was about true? any chinese (vancouver) people in here to confirm?
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>>152056978
he's clearly given up so he can focus on his golf career
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>>152057021
It was in
>1967
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>>152056391
hitlerman? whats going on in calgary?
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>>152055597
i liked this game, discount german
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Are people okay with racial slurs at NHL games particularly Sharks fans. Also are LA and San Jose rivals
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>>152057086
giving up is part of rangers culture
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>>152057140
there's a rivalry because of geographic location but you aren't rivals. you probably shouldn't say racial slurs unless you can blend in with the crowd
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>>152057156
NO BS
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>>152057084
That's a huge implication there buddy
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Flames have some of the smartest players in the league
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The pumpkin patch incident never happened. Take your meds.
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>>152055628
is it normal for players to be that angry at their team all the time?
>>
Allez Montréal
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>>152055628
I like that nobody is even pretending to listen to him
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>>152057282
hello david :)
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>>152057299
hi
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>>152057216
>smart
this is something that any 15-year-old would post on facebook
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>>152057312
People laugh at me because I'm different...I pity them because they are all the same
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>>152057312
>facebook
Bro, it's 2025. Kids aren't posting on facebook.
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our hasbs
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>>152057320
i talk to lots of kids on facebook
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>>152057320
/hoc/ truly is an out of touch 30+ boomer general
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>>152057355
>>152057355
>>152057355
NEW
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How come the ice doesn't melt during the games? Seems weird doesn't it?
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>>152057312
Okay, grandpa, let's get you back to your room...



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