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DAN FREAKING HOOKER
>>152055503Dan hooker via fluke tko
finland
I'm glad zoomers are ending the Kardashian lookalike worship epidemic and are now appreciating fridge torso women like Erin Blanchfield.
I'm doing acid, crack, smack, coke and smoking dope
>Enters thread
>>152055558This is every zoomers dream woman
>>152055562It's an endless mystery to me why the fuck he did this.
>>152055581She looks like a faggot
Imagine if Dan Hooker's name was John Hooker haha
>>152055584It's called being a straight beast
>>152055592Turn your monitor on.
>>152055603Why?
>>152055581Tfw no tomboy gf who identifies as woman
>>152055607So you can see other people's posts instead of your own reflection.
>>152055598How can I be a genius like you?
>>152055581*whoops wrong image
>>152055581Did you mean to post this instead?
>>152055619What’s my reflection got to do with anything?
>>152055622Idgi.
>>152055581Peach of a post b
>>152055622faggots wide open for a counter right
>>152055665Turn on your monitor
>>152055622This made me the most erect I've been in years
>>152055680
Back to mma, I love mma
>>152055657Peter Crouch ass bitch
We’re out here. Swanging and banging. Letting our nuts hang.
>>152055703But enough about yourself
We're out here. Heeming and sleeming. Letting our mengs hang.
kek islam doesnt even know or care that he has legitimate claim to arguably the most coveted title in the UFC, the BMF championship anyway can whoever made this update pls
What even is a monitor?
>>152055657I'm moving to Indiana
Apparently there's a way to have gay sex without being gay
>heems the living dogshit out of youBetter luck next time kid
She kennin my bone till it hugh mungus
>>152055771It's called bjj
>>152055657Crazy how like 100 years ago they wore like 7 layers of clothing. Imagine bringing a bitch home after a playbill and greasefucking her. It mustve smelled crazy back then
Nick diaz vs conor mcgregor is the fight to make coke vs meth nomoney vs big money
>>152055786And when Ace comes back in 5 years and blows his shit smoov off with a double barrel shotty, what else can we say but that he deserved it?
Snored myself awake
>>152055809Everyone know hap is the biggest heem star, ace couldn't fight to save his life
https://youtu.be/3GXpeIZZYow?si=uDIxM5G4CAsm50q4
>>152055812Id heem you stiff
>>152055828Real life retarded
Niggers? Don't much care for them. Unless they're trannys, of course.
>>152055792>It mustve smelled crazy back thenIt does make you wonder especially when most people had basically almost zero hygiene throughout history as well. These days some men won't eat a woman out if she has some hair, imagine if she hadn't washed properly in months.
>>152055855Looks like Sneed
>>152055855
>>152055874Sweden bros...
>>152055874>faggot>Swedishheh
>>152055869Does it?
Watching heems with greasy carhartt coffee girl
>>152055832Don't think so
>>152055855we have a lot of places with heem in it, makes me chuckle everytime I see something with heem in it
>>152055886Yeah they actually kinda do
His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular
>>152055899Dead mom ahh post
>>152055897lol
I miss her bros
>>152055858Eating pussy wasn't a thing until Irish Springe for Minge was invented
>>152055886Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
>>152055920What the….
>>152055903We know
>>152055920for fuck sake lmao
Im thinking
>>152055920Two drawplets of water, B.
>>152055920
Yeah im thinking i everyone here
>>152055951That's a bit rude, don't you think?
>>152055910meet me at heemschurch
>>152055964True tho.
Kino alert???
Tears in rain bTears in rain
>>152055754truly pisslam vs ilia is the fight to make to unify the BMF belts
>>152056003Last time I asked /tv/ for kinos they recommended me that Argento movie with teenage Jennifer Connolly in it, never going back there again.
Not the time for discussion I see. Ill come back tomorrow. Sexless buffoons.
>>152056050Peach of a goodbye post
>>152055897Isn't it an archaic word for home?
>>152056050See ya tomorrow.
>>152056083yea, birthplace or home
/hjem/
>>152056113Thats danish
According to Javier Mendez, they were having problems with Islam's sparring partners in camp because he kept blowing them up with the calf kick
jdm couldn't get up, but he also didn't let islam work to a real submission attemptthat wasn't a "domination", it was a stalematefights like that should be ruled a draw
>>152056153Its geordie actually m8
>>152056164I dont know what that is
>>152056169Some steroid monkey who asked a lady to stick stuff up his ass and other vince mcmahonesque stuff, your typical aspinall fan
>>152056185Oh ok why would he speak danish?
>>152056161I don't care, when one fighter looks like he's about to break down sobbing at any moment, they lost the fight
Sheikh Yair has told Umar to stop reading Sicilian books
Danish swedish norwegian it's all the same snowmonkey babble
>>152056169Dialect they speak in Newcastle. Interestingly they use hjem, ta(k), oot/ute and some other bullshit leftover from the old days.
>>152056197Who knows how british sex tourists operate I certainly don't you had better ask toby these things
>>152056233
>>152056226Actually, no. While they look similar in spelling, they sound very different from each other. Especially danish.
>>152056161
The freiheit of als mien bror is een unsere hertz
I've been feeling mighty chinese these days
>>152056278
>>152056230Probably leftovers from old norse
>>152056286old norse old english, exactly the same
Nordic 3rd party here norwegian and swedish sound the same danish sounds like someone speaking swedish with a hot potato in their mouth thank you for your attention to this matter>>152056286Did you know that sweden also invented ireland
>>152056300No, not really
>>152056301niger i just saved that for later
>>152056304yep, exactly like modern gaynish, gaywegian and swedgay actually
>>152056311It's a very dignified creature bruder
Not one MMA post in this whole thread
>>152056322i was pertubed you used it before me but upon refelection it demonstates an air of effortless grace.
>>152056321By the time the vikings invaded england old norse and old english were completely seperate languages but with a shared ancestral language, so in a sense yes, like the modern scandinavian language share a language they were were all derived from, but the differences between old english and old norse would have been greater.
>>152056161Somewhat true, but Islam also landed the only damaging strikes in the fight. I like Jack but he deserved to lose.
>>152056403Meh. They were absolutely mutually intelligible based off many historical accounts. Treaty of Alfred and Guthrum and the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle mentions negotiations, treaties, and agreements between Anglo-Saxons and Vikings without mentioning interpreters. Plus many more.
>>152055503Dan absolutely bodied that mentally retarded cross-eyed freak
go garry go!!!
Bruders all that matters is that we are not in service of the helwanis and that we believe ari emmanuel should be audited
You know what ?BOGDANFUCKINGGUSKOV
>>152056503I’d love to see Ari Emmanuel in a Training camp. Along with the wonk nosed janny that keeps banning me.
>>152056503Shut the FUCK up, god damn nigger
>>152056536Jandaddy got your bacon bussy steamin playa?
>>152056537Who put bacon grease on your gefilte
>>152056564Not your dead mama, that's for sure bitch!
Jon Anik is such an fucking faggot. "Y'all must have forgot" suck a dick and die slow motherfucker
>>152056595Exactly.
we ALL yell "go garry go" during garry fights
>>152056615Heeminder a man like this can pull top shelf tail like layla
>>152056472They most likely were mutually intelligible but still they were different languages. Also it probably helped that they would have learned each other's languages to some degree. But the point is they were very much different languages and should be considered as such.
uhhh r/heem,,, i think you should take a look at this
>>152056666Kinda lame looking
God I just erupted into this beautiful young baristas mouth...really lovely and sweet Japanese girl. Life is good brehs. God bless.
>>152056666
Imagine if he actually fights chandler on the white house lawn and loses
>top shelf tail
>>152056712>pic related
You are an irredeemable homosexual if you would turn down layla machado
We don’t miss.
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>>152055622His form is awful, I'd pop him with multiple jabs to the jaw easily I reckon
>>152056770Or maybe you just don't want to get aids or whatever she has
don't worry guys i'll get everyone here a pair
>>152056820Topuria should wear these in his next fight
>>152056764Highly based wide gnome
I don't know if this is the place, but I might get my black belt in a few years. When I finally get it, I'm planning on hanging myself with it I'll tie it on my pull up bar and do the needful. I thought about doing it when I got a blue belt because it felt like it was the only thing I truly earned in life, but I'm more than halfway through now so let's wait a little bit more.
>>152056839Now why would you do that?
>>152056812Use a condom you caveman she looks like the kind of lady you don't want to knock up
>>152056653English wasn't standardized at that point. Old Norse obviously wasn't a standardized language either. It's more accurate to say these existed someehere on different ends of the same dialect continuum as language boundaries were not well well-defined at the time.
What is this the History channel
>>152056775>wrestlefucks jdm>takes pisslam to a draw>retains the straps>split decisions poosmeng>retires as the goatHe took the pisslamic bribe let him get heemed this weekend on a fight night co mainAt least Colby heemed poosmeng and they had to have the ref step in
>>152056839dont kill yourself
>>152056839I thought all brazilians are black belts even poatan is
First UFC event I started watching was 229 and when Khabib jumped the cage to sucker lunch Dillon Danis I was like alright they got me, I'm a fucking mark.
>>152056839Fight back against life nigga, don't hang yourself.
jason herzog is in the binthe penitentiary bin that is
Herzog hasn't reffed a fight for a while month
>>152056839
I'm an ugly fucking retarded faggot and people don't like me.
surely there's at least one documented case of "jason herzog" and "sean shelby" being in the same room...?
>>152057020Stop trauma dumping Sean
>>152057020Sorry about your podcast with DJ, stream tonight?
>>152057020finally some truth
>>152057020Beneil brother you have a family who loves you
>>152056881Kinda but at that point in time I don't think you could call old english and old norse a dialect continuum the same way you could call the germanic languages spoken before the anglo-saxon invasion of britain a dialect continuum. Because at the point where they would've made contact with the vikings they would've already been far removed from each other where you could probably call them different languages.
Dan hooker says he is DONE hanging around with r/heem/
duh duh duh I don't understand the language
Hooker bros we are SO fucking cooked.
does ANYONE want arm man to win this fight?
>>152057127Then he better stop hanging out with anyone who gambles too
>>152057093>far removednot nearly as much as you believe considering upon rediscovery they were able to uhhh... you know... understand each other
uhh...guys? Can someone please check on daner? He's getting a little chubby...
>>152057187that sack is full of creampie
>>152057209Weird post ngl
>>152057187seven iced glazings for his pink, weirdly ribbed asshole
>>152057237Extremely unusual post.
New Jones podcast clips just dropped
>>152057269Wgaf!
https://youtube.com/shorts/vsdgeU4xGf4?si=OlsoM8_XYE1SLoOK
>>152057269>mfw
>>152057179Well, enough were we can consider them different languages. It's why we can even trace back certain english words to old norse and not just an archaic germanic remnant.
https://x.com/champrds/status/1991655307479495043?s=46
>>152057265tariq the OG tate
Come through with a new sound, ready for warLike ODB I'll give it to you raw
>>152057187He has been eating ribass's schuabs right out of her dern, highly calorie dense
