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DAN FREAKING HOOKER
>>152055503Dan hooker via fluke tko
finland
I'm glad zoomers are ending the Kardashian lookalike worship epidemic and are now appreciating fridge torso women like Erin Blanchfield.
I'm doing acid, crack, smack, coke and smoking dope
>Enters thread
>>152055558This is every zoomers dream woman
>>152055562It's an endless mystery to me why the fuck he did this.
>>152055581She looks like a faggot
Imagine if Dan Hooker's name was John Hooker haha
>>152055584It's called being a straight beast
>>152055592Turn your monitor on.
>>152055603Why?
>>152055581Tfw no tomboy gf who identifies as woman
>>152055607So you can see other people's posts instead of your own reflection.
>>152055598How can I be a genius like you?
>>152055581*whoops wrong image
>>152055581Did you mean to post this instead?
>>152055619What’s my reflection got to do with anything?
>>152055622Idgi.
>>152055581Peach of a post b
>>152055622faggots wide open for a counter right
>>152055665Turn on your monitor
>>152055622This made me the most erect I've been in years
>>152055680
Back to mma, I love mma
>>152055657Peter Crouch ass bitch
We’re out here. Swanging and banging. Letting our nuts hang.
>>152055703But enough about yourself
We're out here. Heeming and sleeming. Letting our mengs hang.
kek islam doesnt even know or care that he has legitimate claim to arguably the most coveted title in the UFC, the BMF championship anyway can whoever made this update pls
What even is a monitor?
>>152055657I'm moving to Indiana
Apparently there's a way to have gay sex without being gay
>heems the living dogshit out of youBetter luck next time kid
She kennin my bone till it hugh mungus
>>152055771It's called bjj
>>152055657Crazy how like 100 years ago they wore like 7 layers of clothing. Imagine bringing a bitch home after a playbill and greasefucking her. It mustve smelled crazy back then
Nick diaz vs conor mcgregor is the fight to make coke vs meth nomoney vs big money
>>152055786And when Ace comes back in 5 years and blows his shit smoov off with a double barrel shotty, what else can we say but that he deserved it?
Snored myself awake
>>152055809Everyone know hap is the biggest heem star, ace couldn't fight to save his life
https://youtu.be/3GXpeIZZYow?si=uDIxM5G4CAsm50q4
>>152055812Id heem you stiff
>>152055828Real life retarded
Niggers? Don't much care for them. Unless they're trannys, of course.
>>152055792>It mustve smelled crazy back thenIt does make you wonder especially when most people had basically almost zero hygiene throughout history as well. These days some men won't eat a woman out if she has some hair, imagine if she hadn't washed properly in months.
>>152055855Looks like Sneed
>>152055855
>>152055874Sweden bros...
>>152055874>faggot>Swedishheh
>>152055869Does it?
Watching heems with greasy carhartt coffee girl
>>152055832Don't think so
>>152055855we have a lot of places with heem in it, makes me chuckle everytime I see something with heem in it
>>152055886Yeah they actually kinda do
His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular
>>152055899Dead mom ahh post
>>152055897lol
I miss her bros
>>152055858Eating pussy wasn't a thing until Irish Springe for Minge was invented
>>152055886Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
>>152055920What the….
>>152055903We know
>>152055920for fuck sake lmao
Im thinking
>>152055920Two drawplets of water, B.
>>152055920
Yeah im thinking i everyone here
>>152055951That's a bit rude, don't you think?
>>152055910meet me at heemschurch
>>152055964True tho.
Kino alert???
Tears in rain bTears in rain
>>152055754truly pisslam vs ilia is the fight to make to unify the BMF belts
>>152056003Last time I asked /tv/ for kinos they recommended me that Argento movie with teenage Jennifer Connolly in it, never going back there again.
Not the time for discussion I see. Ill come back tomorrow. Sexless buffoons.
>>152056050Peach of a goodbye post
>>152055897Isn't it an archaic word for home?
>>152056050See ya tomorrow.
>>152056083yea, birthplace or home
/hjem/
>>152056113Thats danish
According to Javier Mendez, they were having problems with Islam's sparring partners in camp because he kept blowing them up with the calf kick
jdm couldn't get up, but he also didn't let islam work to a real submission attemptthat wasn't a "domination", it was a stalematefights like that should be ruled a draw
>>152056153Its geordie actually m8
>>152056164I dont know what that is
>>152056169Some steroid monkey who asked a lady to stick stuff up his ass and other vince mcmahonesque stuff, your typical aspinall fan
>>152056185Oh ok why would he speak danish?
>>152056161I don't care, when one fighter looks like he's about to break down sobbing at any moment, they lost the fight
Sheikh Yair has told Umar to stop reading Sicilian books
Danish swedish norwegian it's all the same snowmonkey babble
>>152056169Dialect they speak in Newcastle. Interestingly they use hjem, ta(k), oot/ute and some other bullshit leftover from the old days.
>>152056197Who knows how british sex tourists operate I certainly don't you had better ask toby these things
>>152056233
>>152056226Actually, no. While they look similar in spelling, they sound very different from each other. Especially danish.
>>152056161
The freiheit of als mien bror is een unsere hertz
I've been feeling mighty chinese these days
>>152056278
>>152056230Probably leftovers from old norse
>>152056286old norse old english, exactly the same
Nordic 3rd party here norwegian and swedish sound the same danish sounds like someone speaking swedish with a hot potato in their mouth thank you for your attention to this matter>>152056286Did you know that sweden also invented ireland
>>152056300No, not really
>>152056301niger i just saved that for later
>>152056304yep, exactly like modern gaynish, gaywegian and swedgay actually
>>152056311It's a very dignified creature bruder
Not one MMA post in this whole thread
>>152056322i was pertubed you used it before me but upon refelection it demonstates an air of effortless grace.
>>152056321By the time the vikings invaded england old norse and old english were completely seperate languages but with a shared ancestral language, so in a sense yes, like the modern scandinavian language share a language they were were all derived from, but the differences between old english and old norse would have been greater.
>>152056161Somewhat true, but Islam also landed the only damaging strikes in the fight. I like Jack but he deserved to lose.
>>152056403Meh. They were absolutely mutually intelligible based off many historical accounts. Treaty of Alfred and Guthrum and the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle mentions negotiations, treaties, and agreements between Anglo-Saxons and Vikings without mentioning interpreters. Plus many more.
>>152055503Dan absolutely bodied that mentally retarded cross-eyed freak
go garry go!!!
Bruders all that matters is that we are not in service of the helwanis and that we believe ari emmanuel should be audited
You know what ?BOGDANFUCKINGGUSKOV
>>152056503I’d love to see Ari Emmanuel in a Training camp. Along with the wonk nosed janny that keeps banning me.
>>152056503Shut the FUCK up, god damn nigger
>>152056536Jandaddy got your bacon bussy steamin playa?
>>152056537Who put bacon grease on your gefilte
>>152056564Not your dead mama, that's for sure bitch!
Jon Anik is such an fucking faggot. "Y'all must have forgot" suck a dick and die slow motherfucker
>>152056595Exactly.
we ALL yell "go garry go" during garry fights
>>152056615Heeminder a man like this can pull top shelf tail like layla
>>152056472They most likely were mutually intelligible but still they were different languages. Also it probably helped that they would have learned each other's languages to some degree. But the point is they were very much different languages and should be considered as such.
uhhh r/heem,,, i think you should take a look at this
>>152056666Kinda lame looking
God I just erupted into this beautiful young baristas mouth...really lovely and sweet Japanese girl. Life is good brehs. God bless.
>>152056666
Imagine if he actually fights chandler on the white house lawn and loses
>top shelf tail
>>152056712>pic related
You are an irredeemable homosexual if you would turn down layla machado
We don’t miss.
>
>>152055622His form is awful, I'd pop him with multiple jabs to the jaw easily I reckon
>>152056770Or maybe you just don't want to get aids or whatever she has
don't worry guys i'll get everyone here a pair
>>152056820Topuria should wear these in his next fight
>>152056764Highly based wide gnome
I don't know if this is the place, but I might get my black belt in a few years. When I finally get it, I'm planning on hanging myself with it I'll tie it on my pull up bar and do the needful. I thought about doing it when I got a blue belt because it felt like it was the only thing I truly earned in life, but I'm more than halfway through now so let's wait a little bit more.
>>152056839Now why would you do that?
>>152056812Use a condom you caveman she looks like the kind of lady you don't want to knock up
>>152056653English wasn't standardized at that point. Old Norse obviously wasn't a standardized language either. It's more accurate to say these existed someehere on different ends of the same dialect continuum as language boundaries were not well well-defined at the time.
What is this the History channel
>>152056775>wrestlefucks jdm>takes pisslam to a draw>retains the straps>split decisions poosmeng>retires as the goatHe took the pisslamic bribe let him get heemed this weekend on a fight night co mainAt least Colby heemed poosmeng and they had to have the ref step in
>>152056839dont kill yourself
>>152056839I thought all brazilians are black belts even poatan is
First UFC event I started watching was 229 and when Khabib jumped the cage to sucker lunch Dillon Danis I was like alright they got me, I'm a fucking mark.
>>152056839Fight back against life nigga, don't hang yourself.
jason herzog is in the binthe penitentiary bin that is
Herzog hasn't reffed a fight for a while month
>>152056839
I'm an ugly fucking retarded faggot and people don't like me.
surely there's at least one documented case of "jason herzog" and "sean shelby" being in the same room...?
>>152057020Stop trauma dumping Sean
>>152057020Sorry about your podcast with DJ, stream tonight?
>>152057020finally some truth
>>152057020Beneil brother you have a family who loves you
>>152056881Kinda but at that point in time I don't think you could call old english and old norse a dialect continuum the same way you could call the germanic languages spoken before the anglo-saxon invasion of britain a dialect continuum. Because at the point where they would've made contact with the vikings they would've already been far removed from each other where you could probably call them different languages.
Dan hooker says he is DONE hanging around with r/heem/
duh duh duh I don't understand the language
Hooker bros we are SO fucking cooked.
does ANYONE want arm man to win this fight?
>>152057127Then he better stop hanging out with anyone who gambles too
>>152057093>far removednot nearly as much as you believe considering upon rediscovery they were able to uhhh... you know... understand each other
uhh...guys? Can someone please check on daner? He's getting a little chubby...
>>152057187that sack is full of creampie
>>152057209Weird post ngl
>>152057187seven iced glazings for his pink, weirdly ribbed asshole
>>152057237Extremely unusual post.
New Jones podcast clips just dropped
>>152057269Wgaf!
https://youtube.com/shorts/vsdgeU4xGf4?si=OlsoM8_XYE1SLoOK
>>152057269>mfw
>>152057179Well, enough were we can consider them different languages. It's why we can even trace back certain english words to old norse and not just an archaic germanic remnant.
https://x.com/champrds/status/1991655307479495043?s=46
>>152057265tariq the OG tate
Come through with a new sound, ready for warLike ODB I'll give it to you raw
>>152057187He has been eating ribass's schuabs right out of her dern, highly calorie dense
>>152057302'fraid it's trueTom quitWaldo getting eyepoked and fighting through it made Tom look like an even bigger bitchand Tom will now look like an even bigger bitch again cause Waldo is already fighting again meanwhile the sissy champion somehow needs 6 fucking months to recover
jdm looked like a frustrated child. like waaah he wont let me fight him. grow up little baby
>>152057354He makes those faces every fight for some reason he’s just a silly bogan cunt
>>152057302fact checked by myself i fear
Dana is right about Francis
>>152057410I think Francis is just a very confrontational guy
>>152057354For real. I picked Islam (because I'm not mentally retarded) but even I was embarrassed watching JDM make crying faces while Islam controlled every limb of his body and pummel his ugly face. Embarrassing cunt!
>>152057432And a child killer
>>152057410then why did they keep promoting him real hard if he put his hands on dana ?dana was still glazing him after he beat up stipe and was acting like jones shouldn't come back to fight himthen when ngannou left he switched his story
>>152057302Jon being correct about Tom being a bitch doesn't make him any less of a faggot himself
https://voca.ro/1iL96nT3FZDS
Francis has an amazing story of immigrating from Africa, becoming a millionaire champion, then returning to Africa and taking that opportunity from a little girl. Full 360.
>>152057458Is this really sneed's voice?
what do a safety professional do? like he a osha nigga or
>>152057467???
Massively excited for the new Paramount deal.
>>152057481Where I'm from they usually get bullied aggressively until they leave the job site and go sit at the gas station playing on their phone. Fuck OSHA nigga, all my niggas hate OSHA.
If I ever get killed on the job site all my homies know to put a hardhat and high vis vest on my corpse pronto before calling anybody.
>>152057452dana would praise a guy who killed his family if he thought he could make money from it
What kind of trucks do /heem/ posters drive anyway? Mines a 2006 GMC Sierra 1500 HD extended cab Z71. That means it's got the big boy 6.0 liter V8 and off-road package btw. 200k miles still running like a dream
>>152057533Ngl homie but this shit is hella gay, fully old man truck tier.I drive a clapped out 2009 Nissan 350z btw
imagine ian garry vs morales the zest concentration will surpass critical mass creating a black hole that sucks everything into it
Fightpass cancelled my access even tho I paid until December. Now I have to stream for the rest of the year like a fucking peasant. FUCK PARAMOUNT FUCK DANER IM COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
Ian Garry is a cuck
put him gane
>>152057533>piece of shit American zogmobile>200k miles of bumper-bumper burger fumesyeah im thinking ur auto choice is trash m8
>>152057571Yeah well mine has a 4 inch lift kit and 33" mudding tires but actually you're a fucking faggot and I'd run your shitbox off the road then circle back and T-bone you to finish the job. Respectfully.
Raja? He TKOs people.When I run over kids, they don't fucking move.
>>152057600Man, I'm not even trying to start a flame war but I truly do feel bad for EU guys who will never ever know what it's like to be able to buy fullsize pickup trucks from Ford/Chevy/Dodge/Toyota for less than most cars. It's actually fucking heaven.
>>152057602>>152055562>t.
>>152057645Mfw I have no face
>Got so mad he forgot to include his wojak memeYikes! Pack it up lad, you're cooked.
Ahem.
American comprehension skills
>>152057679Holy fuck, he tried to edit his post when called out for samefagging but fucked up the edit? Yiiiiiikes!!
>>152057672The only way females can generate heem power is through their big estrogenic legs. We need to get in the lab and develop techniques to make wmma watchable. Why haven't coaches figured this out yet? Remember Rose heeming that little chinese boy?
>>1520575332017 Navara just under 100k miles
>>152057683If you wanted to reply to a post, and then reference another post you would do it like this >>152057683You wouldn't quote both posts then assume everyone will understand you're not replying to both but using the second one as a reference. That wouldn't make any sense you smooth brain cucked anglo faggot loser. Retard.
>>152057721Bodied that subhuman frail piglet ANGLOID cuckold freak!!
https://youtu.be/lRhK9bM4XgUheemember
given that I didn't even point it out and you outlined it, you're clearly just fucking retarded and needed a hint.>cucked anglo>us flag
>>152057736I don't know about all of that but actually you're right, fuck that god damn subhuman Anglo-Saxon piece of shit. I'm glad Muslims are raping his women and children and replacing him.
>>152057740Damn, I bet you get hella pussy bro
WE will never follow THEM
>>152057758Fuck off Ackmed
>>152057806Kill yourself obese mutt. Where the fuck is spammy when you need him?
>>152057802
Exterminate all rats
>>152057802Based fuck Anglos, literally the least of all whites. Spit on them.
Total Anglo Death
Free range out here brother. I wonder how little Mutts realise that "cucked anglo piglet" insults are hyper projections>lowest representation of wh*Tes in power>lowest among western countries for socioeconomic prediction>lowest IQ of any white populationsyikes
>>152057872>reddit spacing You need to go back.
yo what about the ufc lmao
>>152057302this one really got to 'em
Luv me reddit spacing simple as
"They are the most ignorant people I have ever conquered"Words of a man who's empire spanned the entire known world. Brutal, absolutely brutal.
I'm just here so I don't get fired
>>152057458https://voca.ro/1kGmY77UbiRo
Rome conquered Arab tribes, northern Africa, Asia, Europe, the entire Mediterranean Sea and more. Yet somehow Britons were easily the dirtiest stupidest ugliest most ignorant subhumans they ever encountered. Food for thought.
>Roman Empire>entire known worldCheeseburger and zogslop education
>>152057923thats a real quote btw he said it in english aswell
>>152057960Hey mate, do you have a licence for getting ass blasted on 4chan?
Thankfully Bongoid opinions haven't mattered to anybody since 1776.
>>152057959they only said that cause ceaser got heemed by the brits
>>152057999damn brah youre chinese tho
>>152057967>67Ayyyyyy!!
post 1776>Britain became the largest and most influential empire in the history of Human civilization>United States sucked Jewish cock for 250 yearswow truly a battle of powers
Anyone else think the UFC is getting a little too... 'brown'? Not even talking about the fighters, just the way the organization promotes itself. It feels more '80IQ zero attention span brown', than something a white man should be associating himself with.
>>152058019You think I'm Chinese? How does that even make sense?
>>152058038You mean like it's goyslop?
>>152058044>How does that even make sense?the same sense some wog cunt wrote a fake quote in his faggy book kek ching CHONG
>>152058044Its a suicide depressed dead mommy welfare piggy.Drink it up!
Anyone else here take aspirin?It dulls the pain!!!
>>152058061Lmao, I should have known this faggot really is the epitome of a pseudo-intellectual
>>152057302nigga is starting to look like Chris Tucker
>>152058078Poor poor welfare piggy...Its a victim :(
>>152058060Yeah whatever, go hit the bottle you pathetic woe-is-me sheltered pussy. It'll dull your pain :(
Jon won
>>152058093
I like Mexico!He never takes anything personally.I like Suomi too...
Ohhhh my life is so hard being a middle class white man born in the 21st century *sigh* I have to post on 4chan all day and collect disability benefits, life is so hard *glug glug glug*
>>152057593he'll get wrestlefucked
>>152058114Wow, you are so deep and stoic man like how you probably have such deep thoughts and stuff. Drink up, to dull your sorrows.
Anyone's soul here condemened for making fun of Clozapig's dead mother?
>>152058114>>152058134My life isn't hard, and im not a privileged white man. I simply have a lot of pain for my fellow humans unlike you chinkoid mysterymeats.Have fun riding around in your post-Trumpian shithole
Wow is me, to endure being ripped from the void and give a breath of life. Forced, against my will, to abide a lifetime upon this mortal coil. Ohh the pain, the agony! I must consume alcohol to abate the drudgery of my own existence!
>>152058174I'm an empath!!!I'm a victim :(Get me a dwinky!
>My life isn't hard, and im not a privileged white man. I simply have a lot of pain for my fellow humans unlike you chinkoid mysterymeats.
I have so much pain :(
I'm not privileged, I simply was born into one of the most prosperous nations and wealthiest time periods in human history. But I am still a sad victim because I have so much empathy for others who weren't born so fortunate as me :( that's why I need to get drunk alone and post on 4chan :(
shizoposting is back i see
>>152056839The endless nothingness will come either way. Why not stay here for the whole duration?
>>152058242When did it ever go away?
*glug glug glug**hiccup*Oh the pain!
