THE ASHES PERTH
>>152056837
YFO
does panesar unironically think Athens is in Germany? surely smith was making that part up
Cracking first beer when the first ball is bowled.
>>152056908based me too cuz
does it even get frosty in australia?
Went to Metallica on Wednesday and going tool tomorrow. Living the dream
>>152056868im gonna watch the ashes :))
ive got 4 bottles of beer left and then im onto the the disarrano
3 hours left lads wahoooo
anyone got any ashes predictions?
what goes on in ashes cricket?what am I in for?
Back from my on court sesh tonight. Was a good'un played well but it was packed so no room for OS. Hopefully a bit quieter next week. Would batter each and every /cric/ coward engshitter on court or on pitch
>>152056993>hasn't placed the bet
>>152056998just showing the oddsi didnt it a few ashes series ago in aus exact same bet
>back from my on court sesh>even thought I've been attention seeking on /cric/ for the last hourthe jeet is feeling isolated and ignored by the big strong ashes series lads
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRRCA9rjbsG
15 Ashes Test matches in Australia since their last win there
>>152057003no way the odds were the exact samethis team is way better than the shite we sent in 2021
>first post tonight after my OCS was 15 min ago>this is an hour in bnob's diddled little brainTime flies when you're getting molested by yer pedo dad eh?
>even in an Ashes thread spacky the jeet is doing his boring blogpost spamsit your ban out like the child you are.
>i-it doesn't count if I use my zachy persona
When is a /cric/ engshitter going to man up and receive their pasting on pitch or on court? Twiglet legs chickened out and 128kbps and his little bitch bnob can'y even muster the courage to say anything kek
>everytime you see a diaspora poster >every time you see a toothpick post
I have yanks on blanket banand shitjeet is very easy to filter because he recycles the same 6 words in every post so I maybe see 2% of his shite takes
does zachy watch the ashes?
i went to a opening day ashes day a couple of series ago in cardiff there was loads of aussies in their weird rugby wifebeaters lowering the tone of the event
Funniest part is since mentioning my on pitch escapades certain 128kbps yt2mp3 engshitter started pretending he used to play sunday league kek what a shitter. Never recovered from being musically disintegrated by The Soul Limbo vocaroo
>couple of series ago >Cardiffnigger that was 2009
*peeps into the thread*
>>152057079Leave, trust me. I have no idea what's going on
Actually the funniest one was pretending i was at some county game and the bnob spent days trawling through the uploaded youtube stream thinking he was about to dox me lmaooo what a dumb shitter
hope they do a spine tingling welcome to country for hisland and doggett (pronounced like yogurt)
any /gym/ man in? whats the best exercise/machine to use to get a cricketers body?
>>152057060Wish I could watch zachys ashes being flushed down a toilet
who tf are we meant to fear in the poostralian bowling attack? fucking lmao. actual bollocks team they've put out full of old batsmen and dial a bowlers
>>152057104Can’t say either of them look every abo. A bit swarthy but then I’d have put that down to Welsh ancestry.
>>152057089No!
>>152057115Don't think his sixhead fits in the furnace mate
>>152057108Use free weights, not machines.
I assume that when the ashes starts we'll be discussing the ashes in here?
any britNEETS in?
toothpick arms is scared to touch a free weight
>>152057108preacher curls with steak and mushroom pies, 3x8 3 times a week
>>152057152Well, I have been preparing some non-cricket anecdotes for the first few overs.
just had the most insane saffa uber driverhe spent the whole trip ranting about how pharmaceutical companies run all world sport
>>152057108Cable chest fly machine except do a bowling motion
>Each of the five previous men's Tests staged at Perth Stadium has been won by the team batting first.win the toss win the test
fiending a pie now
I call this series "the trashes". Because that's what it means to me.
>>152057118Starc. Boland certainly isn’t bad. Lyon is by far the best spinner playing in this series. Cummins is defo a lose for them tho.
bnob been silent since >>152057095 kek
more like watch the test lose at life lmao
>>152057108no exercise required
>>152056966Yeah. I remember trying that "tongue stuck to pole" thing one morning while we were in Canberra for year 6 camp.And Tasmania has a similar climate as Britain, I hear.
>>152056988No
the game is starting today at 2.30am so dont expect many brit posters this week
Can one of you convicts knock off Jim Maxwell? Can't listen to this insufferable cunt anymore
>>152057115lmao gottem
>>152057222
>>152057232why are you posting pics of famous /cric/ south indian s****
>>152056988Series prediction:Australia to win the series. Predicted scoreline: mugs game, but reckon England will win at least one, probably either here or the Gabba and maybe Sydney. Perth Test: don’t know, could go either way. Will probably decide the series whoever wins this.
the day nighter is watchable becus its finishes at like 11am here
the cricbrits are way too employed for cricket watching
hope poot cops another testicle heem in the day nighter
Shit was going to go to bed 2 hours ago but I’m still awake
ITT: boomer and millennial larpingtest cricket hasn't been entertaining for years
>>1520572782023 ashes was the only decent cricket in decades
the england india series this summer was elite
Notice how spacky and shitjeet are always awake and posting at midnight?
cricket needs a crowd i know they are expecting a big crowd these first few days but then the next test they will be playing in a empty stadium for 5 days
yeah wouldnt call bindia c drawing a series in bongland elite
Shut up mate. For the love of God, please just shut up.
Cunt's Rashes is overhyped shyte. Always ends up a blowout and convicts secretly want a competitive test series which only come from one nation... The ONLY kino test team is India, that is Bharat. And Saffers when Keshav MAHARAJ is playing
I never know what this cunt is on about
it'll happen again today
8am local time
Reminder the only nation keeping the flame of test cricket alive is India, thay is BharatThe deceitful engshitters have created 3 different formats of memeshit: ODIs, T20 and t'hundread in order to kill test cricket
https://youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8?si=6Zy5sDNGaPXD4uHv
rooting for the aussies
>>152057336Chuckled because it's true. (subhuman wh*tes ride off the coattails of hardworking earnest blacks and browns and would still be living in the dark ages spreading the bubonic plague between themselves)
>>152057366Thank you big strong sexy American
I call it the cazshes(because it's full of cazzies)
>>152057290nz whitewashing india in india was greatsouth africa are also about to whitewash india in india as well
england will win because their team is more diverse
>>1520574052 abos and a muslim in our team mate so I doubt it
>All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.uhhh was this always here?
yeah since forever
atleast 10 years
state of me then lol
england will never win a ashes in a castore kit
>Cheteshwar Pujara has two b2b series victories against the convicts down under>joe the coward fraud poot doesn't have a single test win in 15 attempts (13 defeats)Kek engshitters can never live this down
>>152057435
>>152057487a lot of symbolism in this pic
TWO HOURS TO GO>TWO HOURS TO GOTWO HOURS TO GO>TWO HOURS TO GOTWO HOURS TO GO
No one makes better sports footwear than nips. No one
certain man got filtered by NB
I wonder if they’ve gotten any more bounce out of the Perth pitch, I miss the WACA
if you were captain would you elect to bat or bowl first i would chose bowl
castore is the sports direct mike ashley home brand
>wearing jew balanceOk fatty bet it matches your wheelchair
>>152056988Rain in Sydney
when bbl?
00:30 and im getting drunk here
>>152057530see>>152057191
>>152057530I would bowl. First test so all my bowlers are fresh, and all the batspeople are nervous
Been a while since the last test at Perth fellas, can someone remind me whose land this is?
>>152057535>>152056878
>>152057557i dont care for statistics
Predicting a big series from Mark Would
>>152057530very hard call aussie bowlers will be right at it with the crowd aswell
>>152057566theres two claims to it this year
>>152057477first truthnuke of the series I reckon
Feel like something really bad is going to happen today
The way to defeat the Poms is and has always been the mental approach, that’s why you tell them you’re going to bowl
serious question who will make the call today for the toss?
>>152057623visiting captain
*blows in*
which cricket player sits on the cuckold chair?
Could have sworn Khawaja retired, unretired and then retired again
New>>152057654>>152057654>>152057654>>152057654
>>152057674that was bard
GF just got a text from this Sudanese kid she tutors for uni, surprise exam tomorrow so she has to help him tonight so looks like I got the telly to myself!
Just a reminder that /afl/ not /nrl/ are the shitposters. /afl/ is also afflicted by aus/pol/ blowies
If, like Boland, you all of a sudden discovered you discovered you were Aboriginal, how far into it would you lean. Be honest?
>bnob still projecting his disability scooterShouldn't have let yer pedo dad nonce you that hard mate
why is blud naming non-sports and their irrelevant generals in the /cric/ thread kek
is this australias cup final?
>>152057734id get the gov gibs but thats it i would continue to say welcome to country and all that shit is gay because it is
>>152057734I’d be cutting the heads off James Cook statues kind of far into it
I still hate boland and his stupid freaky looking mouth
>>152057734this >>152057760
was it that hard to delay the game by one day and start the first test on a weekend by any chance?not known for their dazzling IQs are they, these aussies?
>>152057773It should be starting yesterday because that’s Thursday and that’s the best day to start a test on during a normal week
The game doesn't really start to day 2 you casual
>>152057745because nrl fears the big strong muscular alf
Don't get it twisted /afl/ runs /cric/.
>>15205779730 years ago maybe. Many tests are over by day 2 now
when you stretch and you get cramp in your calf muscle - that has to be as bad as childbirth surely?
https://youtu.be/kgXnZYQymxo?si=RP3d47cQbrl9A1I3
>>152057711/cric/ engshitters are all refugees from /brit/ bullied out by even more autistic bellends
off to optus stadiumsee you deadset ripper legends later
nothing cringier than nrlfolk getting upset when other generals come to talk cricket.sad fuckers
>>152057799
Posting some actual cricket kino from the only team capable of producing cricket kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHNpvQK5Ers
I AM SWAGGED THE FUCK OUT
Popping over from reddit x
>>152057876Post some pics and have fun mate!
mad how this is the last ashes waiting room thread after 2+ years
>>152057879Chill out bro, you're making enemies where there are none
>>152057674he just got dropped
gym then criggy lets goo
>>152057979literally the purpose of 4chan homo
The purpose of 4chan is to form a family and spread love. Thisnis the /nrl/way
right bedsthen medthen watching the wicket of travis head
Sleep tight and maybe you'll grow some balls and face me on court twiglet legs
bongs love when AusGODs descend on cric dont let them tell you otherwise
I know it's shitty XXXX mud water but damn does it taste good.
the broadcast...has begun
Three beer down. I'm going to be nothing but trouble >:DDDD
>3rd indigenous bowler to play for australia >cuts to a shot of the whitest man imaginable how did the editor make such a big mistake and use footage of the wrong player?
I deleted kayo hopefully ch7 is good
>>152058132on the molsons mate?
>>152058151Here is your maori representative bro
>>152058167I'm getting lucky tonight (might get some molson later)
>>152058185
>>152058185nice m8 who u going for? the molsons here are good but i think they are brewed under licence so not sure how close to the original they are
>>152058151new abos mate
I watched the test s3 just in time for this
have i got enough time to get a quick haircut before the match starts?
>>152058268>gorm looking australians watching on in the background
>blowing back into /cric/ for the AshesThreadly Reminder: I'm an alchoholic
>>152058268
>>152058229Whats the alc/volume? Gotta be 5.5%. I'll have to fly down and check. Maybe I can ask Carney for an official ambassadorship or something. Gonna go for you aussies. Gotta support the antipodeans.
Don't need a reminder that all convicts are alkis
>>152058345Let's not discuss your governing class.
post streams
dribmk
>>152058373doesnt start for an hour matestreams wont be up yet
>>152058373Weird request but righto
who's winning the toss
>>152058295Need some Garnier Anti-Frizz Serum
>>152058425me
>its "pretend to be a drunkard" season in /cric/ againteetotal general by the way
its cold hereim inside and it feels like im outside in the cold borderline need to put the duvet over me
wish i had a gf to toss around in bed
>>152058425Having a bat rn
aussies want to bat england want to bowl
Why is there so much excitement for such a one-sided rivalry
>raises a glassCheers lads
nice day for it in perth lads>>152058487that works out well then
>>152058326theyre 5% here :(
>>152058506
pressure will be too much on the england batsmen today
>>152058519think bout u hurtin :(((((((((
>>152058506cheers!
>>152058447I decided to try some craft beers from dan murphys and this has been my favourite
kinda hope england bat first just because im scared for our batting
Daryl Brohman has been diagnosed with stomach cancer.
been up since 3:30amhad a couple coffees but can already feel myself poollapsing
>>152058547im not a expert but isnt this a new stadium
What's he up to these days?
here comes the humiliation ritual
O N E H O U R
kek this leaf allright>YFOOOGHT
>>152058702ai slop
>>152058702AI gem
https://youtu.be/Z576NVeCGoIget the fuck up lads
le 50 and out man
Okay lads Time to settle it once and for allFor me it is AA is waistband under cock and ballsB is through the zipperC is pants down close to kneesD is sitting down
>>152058767a if wearing no beltb if wearing a beltd if at home
>>152058767c if drunk or tired, a otherwise
AHHH I'M SO EXCITED I GOT EXCITED IN THE WRONG THREADCRIGGY IS BAAAACKKK WOOOOOO
That fucking spastic forget to put chilli and coriander in my bahn mi
>>152058767E - through the leg hole
go australia!
>>152058767
>hisland presenting a capBASED KINO BASED KINO
>>152058767I wear skirts
soemtimes i piss sitting down as a treat
big stadium energy
>>152058815why are you posting pictures of my gf?
>>152058767D chad here
Only pooftas pee sitting down
>warner just walking across the pitch up to the desk then having his papers blow aboutkek
>warner commentaryhe paid for his spot didn't he
Cricket needed to learn from League. Konstas was basically Cricket's Walsh. They should have persisted with him no matter how retarded he gets and focus only on the Insta following
>>152058882>finger you bum whislt standingu wot m8
weatheralds missus is hot
post the stream
I have to hold my penis to ensure good aim.
can real ni(p)gass watch through icc tv or am i finna have to go through vpn shenanigans?>>152058815the gf
>>152058923https://streamed.pk/watch/ppv-1-st-test-day-1-australia-vs-england/admin/1
*bangs hammer*
>>152058902there are only so many spots, is it fair to throw young cunts into the deep end to sink or swim? probably not but I can't really blame them for doing it but eventually you'll run out of players instead of fostering young talent
Reminder India will always be the convict's cricket daddy
>>152058958>watches
Personally, I will enjoy watch Root moving closer and closer to overtaking tendulkar.
>focusing on the african american bowling a bouncer against the south african try a little subtly fox sports
MY OLD MAN'S A CONVICTHE WEARS SOME BAGGY STRIPESAND IF YOU DARE RESISTHE'LL STAB YOU WITH HIS KNIFECONVICT'S OUT ON DAY RELEASEHE WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSTURNED DOWN BY THE SHEILASHE STABBED THE LOCAL QUEERSCONVICT'S ON THE PROWLSEE'S A LITTLE BEAUTHE GET'S THE CHLORO OUTAND RAPES HER IN HIS UTE
>>152058958*walks towards you, frowning*
>>152058955thanks for the link lad it isnt workingbut why is the aussie posting me a british link when its on aussie tv
Skull just said the n word
>>152059052>intervenes
>>152059056Pretty standard to have the pirated stream on in the study and the TV broadcast in the lounge
>>152059056watching a few coverages to compare
>>152059072*prepares fines*
>>152059088What a gross looking man
>heres your new opener
>>152059067Niggle?Nicker?
what race is this
Here's another stream for you, knuckle dragging soap dodger
I hope Glenn Maxwell never dies
>>152059198Sorry m8, we only let aboriginal bowlers in the side
stadium looks absolutely mint
>>152059235t./afl/
Smith is so fucking autistic
>>152059235Is that an A piss or a B piss?Refer to this if needed >>152058767
>Bashir dropped
we'll have a bowl thanks mate
post a good stream
bongs won the toss and are batting, implications?
>>152059279hey mate this isnt really funny by the way
HISland time
>>152059298Good toss to bat first
Hoping an asteroid strikes the stadium and kills and the convicts and engshitters inside
>>152059279B piss for now x
>England>Whosland
>>152059334this but it lands on poodia and kills EVERYONE
>>152059298smudge wanted to bat first as well so pitch probably won't be doing too much
What language is Wood speaking?
>>152059282>Only bloke with "Ash" in his name>Don't play himWhat game are they playin' at?
inb4 OHHHHHHHHH BOWLED HIM FIRST BALL
a boundary in the first over @3.25?sounds like a decent bet
Getting pissed off with the use of XmasIts CHRISTmas
>>152059377Danish and Norman
>Daniel R: "So hyped for this, watching all the way from Birmingham, AL. I reckon it's going to be a close series and Root is going to get at least 2 hundreds! Keen to see Archer and Wood unleashed together."
IM SO FUCKING TORQUED
>>152059377northerner
for anyone who needs a streamhttps://www.footybite.to/Australia-vs-England/36742https://www.footybite.to/Australia-vs-England/36742
>>152059398Mark Would
>>152059198>another african american we're reaching the peak of my tolerance here but still its better than a stadium full of indian flags
>I will remind them
>celebrating the son of a dirty whore gangbanged by 3 guys and made her cuck husband carpenter watchEmbarrassing
>>152059418shite quality
Abos are proto-Indians therefore the land is rightfully part of Akhand Bharat
ENGLAND WINS THE TOSS AND CHOSES TO BATSMEN
>>152059431what the fuck are you talking about
aussies seem upset
>opts
>>152059462he's alright we're all excited for the criggy
30 bings lads
>>152059431Oy vey
Another projecting pom, oh dear
>>152059483pretty sure it starts at 10:20 no?
>>15205948318* kick off should be at 1:20pm
Why does Australia always lose the toss??
britjeet?
Joe Root the greatest batsman of all time
>Jamie Smiths headKEK
>>152059516gotta let the pommy cunts win something aye lol :P
Why is Smith captain?
so, what are you drinking lads?
you reckon cooky and finny have both had a go at alex hartley
working up the sunshine coast, beachfront accommodation on the top floor, meals and travel paid for. laptop thumpers could never.
>>152059487>Oy veyWhat """virgin""" mary screamed when she was zutted in front of her cuck husband
>>152059534WaterAnd a coffee around 2pm likely Im at work
>>152059534nothing mate quit the alcohol last year and been training 5 days a week lost 30kg having a cheeky joint later though
Big bash league starts soon lads
>>152059554Ok Rabbi
>engshitters win the first test>convicts have a meltdown>over rate so slow engshitters are docked all their WTC pointsWin win
yeah definitely rooting for the aussies
I’ll kill myself
>>1520595822 cheats1 urn
tnt or fox?
I am so fucking ready. Let's go.
>>152059618what is he looking at?
>>152059534coffee made with milk then water tbqh I'm too anxious to day drink
>>152059534hahn 3.5% (will have about 15 today)
should be illegal to schedule meetings during the cricket
whose gonna win
>>152059672Cricket
>>152059579>>152059584Why even reply
>>152059669No one sits and watches 8 hours of test match cricket
>>152059672the fans
only tests that matters is the first one (shows how the rest will go)boxing day is okay i guessscg will get rained out rest are meh
>>152059688uhhh haha yeah that'd be crazy *homer simpson pulling on his collar*
>>152059672the spirit of the game
>>152059633fox has isha>>152059688I will watch every single ball of the ashes
>>152059534Only the Very Best for me mate
If Tassie gets their big stadium which city will they replace?
lgm
listening to some ozzy, can't believe big bro is gone RIP. Jake E Lee one of the goats, part japanese>>152059688true, your mother is the one sitting on my cock and balls kek
>>152059730gabba its always raining there
pants = offballs = iceddrink = coldcric = on
autistic testies don't even get up off the couch during ad breaks
beer status: ready to be cracked
>>152059717For me, it's a G and T, good spirit that is
>>152059730scg its always raining there
>>152059733The home of my iggs.
>>152056837I love cricket, but this pregame pump up bullshit like they do in NRL is kinda gay.Explosive sounds and hype, then we get into a full day of 2.0RR a couple of wickets and a tonne of watching a sweaty Mitch Starc walking back to his run up mark.
>ashes crystal urnOI WTF WHERE ARE YOU KNOW THE FUCKING ACTUAL ASHES!?!??!
CRISP
Test
Eastern states are all spackers
They're talking about how fit and healthy Stokes is, so he'll inevitably get injured this test and miss the rest of the series.
>>152059534Just got a case of Molson. Its 5%. Used to be 5.5%. Heartbroken.Here is a Molson-related video from a happier Canadahttps://youtu.be/_Y7fHQiGkH0
for me its sipping from a bottle of disaronno at 2.13amgod bless
>no joel wilsonthank fuck
>>152059718i thought tnt had isha
Its nice to finally watch a game of Aussie cricket without a bunch of browns in the crowd.
>>152059684because when I was drinking alcohol id get jelly of cunts who had the /strongmind/ to abstain and even more jelly hearing about cunts improving their health after doing itbasically feels good knowing anons read it and felt shit
>>152059766*Suspiciously ashes shaped me* um dunno lol *BURRRRP*
>>152059672charlie sheen
>abo time
>safe space
Did you guys know that that famous 2005 Ashes series was 20 years ago?
richard walley bros we out here
Oh for fucks sake
noonnnnnnnnnng welcum to da cuntry
Welcome to your own country
fuck i love this song
cracked open a 2nd Stella feeling comfy
unna
stick bang welcome
kek they're making that shit up on the fly but aye 20k for 3 minutes work is a pretty good deal
*mutes telly*
Wtf is this HAHAHAHAHA.
MARMING WALLA WALLA CORPINGYAY
>>152059730definitely gabbaSCG/MCG are off the table for >muh historymaybe Adelaide but everyone loves that ground so doubtful
>>152059793well she is dynamite!
>>152059688I dot, but I am know within my community as an eccentric recluse.
You guys deserve this for simping for scott bowland
ngaaaannguuu waanunnggngna ahhhhkinda comfy desu
woke aussie cunts
FLUBBER WUBBER DUBBA
goosey u here m8?
>>152059855
wild how the aussies basically got away with genociding them
YOUNG AND FREE
Previous Test results at Perth Stadium:2018: Australia beat India by 146 runs2019: Australia beat New Zealand by 296 runs2022: Australia beat West Indies by 164 runs2023: Australia beat Pakistan by 360 runs2024: India beat Australia by 295 runsAll five matches were won by the team who won the toss and elected to bat first
Beer of the day. It's almost time.
>england&aus songs mogging abo songReally makes you think
>>152059885We didnt do enough unfortunately
>>152059901harleys are gay
LET'S FOOKIN AVE IT
YOUNG AND FREE>YOUNG AND FREEYOUNG AND FREE>YOUNG AND FREEYOUNG AND FREE>YOUNG AND FREEYOUNG AND FREE>YOUNG AND FREEYOUNG AND FREE>YOUNG AND FREEYOUNG AND FREE>YOUNG AND FREEYOUNG AND FREE>YOUNG AND FREEYOUNG AND FREE>YOUNG AND FREE
>Head's haircut
>>152059890Never gonna sing it any other way cobber.
>>152059906*hits sticks together with no rhythm rhyme or reason* you take that back
WE ARE YOUNG AND FREE
Go Australia!!
The cold hard truth: England no longer cares about cricket or the ashes, it's all one sided
Something undeniably comedic to have the welcome to country followed by god save the king
I could heem the entire english cricket peem
>>152059885You tried with the Maori but they were a bit better at fighting back
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOO
Miss Cheteshwar Pujara just want him back
tell that half-caste broad that the anthem does not belong to her
I say this with great pleasure DUCK FIRST FUCKING BALL
if any of you aus lads ever become PM, please change the anthem lyrics back to the right version
Fox or 7 lads?
>>152056837> HEYHOWAREYA HEYHOWAREYA HEYHOWAREYA HEYHOWAREYA HEYHOWAREYA HEYHOWAREYA > AAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaFollowed immediately by two great national anthems.
Looking forward to Marn shittalk on stumpmic
>>152059945*tricks them into signing over their entire country for a few outdated guns*heh
>didn’t get beer or snacks yetit’s over
Gonna go for a smoke. Tell them they can start when I get back.
>>152059939One is a song for all, the other is about sucking off the head of a inbred German rabble with paedo leanings
>kickoff 1:20pm
The cheating sandpaper convict autist looks like the ugly kid from Shelbyville in The Simpsons
3...2...1..
I bought a bunch of magnets online, they're so fun to play with.
What build is better for batting?Smol man or big man?
fuck yeah been waiting ages for this kino good luck bongs
HERE WE GO CUNTS
need a hobby lads
>>152059972Heard Luxon is trying to get rid of that treaty now
total pozzie deathhave at them lads
>>152060002you're that weirdo who cuts up rats aren't you?
THUNDAAAAHHAAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA
starc finna heem creepy crawley
GOTTEM GONEFIRST BALL PISS OFF YOU’RE OUT
Anyone else at work? On my lunch break now
>>152060002Im not allowed to have magnets since i put one on the TV screen and broke it
Starc bowling from the harley reid end
GONEFUCK OFFCRAWL BACK TO THE PAVILLION MATE
>>152060010long levers
WELCOME TO BIG TIME CRICKETWELCOME TO BIG TIME CRICKETWELCOME TO BIG TIME CRICKET
its over lads
oooooohhhhhhhhh
>>152059999kino
>>152060023I post ragebait on a dead image board, try that x
>>152060040>creepy crawleyKEK
>>152059730They will add a 6th test
>>152060010With the state of bats these days, smol man.
>>152060045havent had a job since before the 2013 ashes and havent missed a single delivery since
>>152060023have you considered magnets?
>>152060023golf is /cric/'s hobby of choice
What does the sponsorship on the Aussie shirt even mean?
>>152060092how r u getting by lad?
Should I ask out this cute indigenous chick next week when I see her
>>152060045My break ended 20 minutes ago but I'm still sitting here listening to the cricket
>Starc still bowling mid-140s in his mid-30sI kneel
>>152060045WFH 1hr lunch in progress
CONE PACKEDBEER POUREDPIPE ICED
the gif bought some latex pillows and now the room smells like a sex dungeon
>>152060103Its a bank m8
>>152060023drink &&|| smoke
>>152060103its foreshadowing to the 3 blood covered stumps we will see once boland literally knocks duckets stupid head clean off
>>152060103Munney
>>152060045im in a meeting but watching on my second monitor
>>152060045wfh one monitor with cric on
Crawl-ley
PERTH Away
>>152060045im a neetchad
>warner commentarygrim.
GONEGONEDISMISSED
GONE GOTTEM
>crawley
GOTTEMGONEFUCK OFF
OHNONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152060162Just mute it
GOOOOOONEEE
Sorry, I missed the pitch report. How is it looking?
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO ENGLANDITS OVERWE WIN THE SERIES
G O N E
GONEFUCK OFFCRAWL BACK TO THE PAVILLION CUNT
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF YOU SMELLY POMMY BASTARD
FUCKING OUT!!!!
CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE CRAWLEY BACK TO YOUR HIDY HOLE
GET A FUCKING BROWN DOG UP YAAAAA
GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM AHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAAAHA
5-0 FUCK OFF5-0 FUCK OFF5-0 FUCK OFF5-0 FUCK OFF5-0 FUCK OFF5-0 FUCK OFF5-0 FUCK OFF
CRAWLEY MORE LIKE POORLY LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA
POO SHITLEY
SEEYA LATER
>1-0Didn't realise I was watching soccer lads
LETS FUCKING GO
>1 for 0 Bazball is done
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuggoff you private school paedo
ON YOUR WAYBACK TO THE PAVILION
ah it's going to be one of those winters I see
>ill have a bat thanks
>>152060040BASED KNOWER
>>152060040kek told y'all niggas
AUSSIE WORLD CUP FINALAUSSIE WORLD CUP FINALAUSSIE WORLD CUP FINALAUSSIE WORLD CUP FINAL
mmmhh
>>152060201GONEGOTTEM AGAIN
is this a good or bad start for england?
yep, im thinking based
LMAOOOOOOO FIRST ENGSHITTER DOWN AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
Game over. Series over. Goodbye.
HIS FUCKING LAND
>>152060040>creepy crawleyyodelling to be honest
>and then they said we'll have a bat thanks
why are you driving that you faggot
HISLAND
>1-0looking good mate
Someone bake new.
>We’ll have a bat thanks mate
ENGLAND TAKE THE LEAD
>>152060294>>152060294>>152060294>>152060294
i told yous bowling first was the right choice
>ashes first match>perth wicket>starc at full health>"we'll have a bowl"Well that strategy worked out well for stokes and england.
>>152060092Me too, brother
EDGED AND GONE JUST LIKE BNOB'S DAD
>>152060308All the ultras groups?
>>152060337weird cunt
Surprised that went to slips. Thought Crawley got a decent amount of bat on it
