The Ashes Australia v England 1st Test at Perth LIVE
Don’t worry lad we’ll use this thread for the afternoon session.
yes good idea, let's make another threaddo you want me to make a 4th? that'll be great won't it? haha
AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED ENGLEL
Bump
grire. begging to think perhaps aussies are on top
What do you call the gland that makes you shit at cricket?The "En" gland
>bazball not working against a good cricketing teamnot sure if anyone could have seen this coming. I for one am utterly shocked.
jamie smith more like jamieout.
England are doing pretty well making 200 on this pitch. Not their fault that they got sent in first on a raging greentop.
who let the doggetts out
>invent sport>lose
Im an alchoholic
Fucking einstein batting out there
cant stand t40s
FUCKING LMAO
>ENGLEL
ON A HATTRICK SECOND INNINGS>ON A HATTRICK SECOND INNINGSON A HATTRICK SECOND INNINGS>ON A HATTRICK SECOND INNINGS
I'm from the future. This is actually England's best batting performance of the series.
>go to take shower>2 more wickets in that timefucking hell england
God DAMN it feels good to be elite
>>152064754this may helphttps://youtu.be/XEebGBGZwj8
>>152064751story of england's empire
KWAB
>>152064751>invent sport>send all your prisoners to another country >they beat you at it
PATHETICBUNCH OFBRAINLETWANKERS
>england all out for 172
gotta love spazball
Just woke up in Bongland, is the pitch doing a lot or is this Eng shitting the bed?
My god
This isn't even fun
>32 oversHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1520647672 minute shower?
>>152064767and it was almost 3 i only just sat down as that last one happened lmfao
You couldn't even give me 2 lousy sessions, Engshit
worst australian team since 2010 btwEngland team that is reinventing test cricket btw
LOL
>>152064772baste canuck
LABBOSHANE OPENING
>Starc specialises in getting tail enders out>He destroyed the English batting lineup
the gravestone of english cricket
this might be the worst bazball innings ive ever seenlike what the actual fuck are they thinking
>>152064808With bazball everyone bats like a tail ender.
B-BUT MY HECKIN BAZBALL STILL MADE 172
Fraudland not taking a single wicket I see
Starc's too old btw lol
ಠ_ಠ ill save my gloating until >we've bat
will the inevitable 5-0 series result be the nail in the coffin for bazball?
Yah....but.....when Starc retires you will suck!!!.....so there!!!!
KFC free delivery for every ashes test it just said on my electric telephone.
>>152064783Shitting the bed. It's a flat track that gives 350 on average
>>152064835i hope so the memecullum experiment has failed desu
>>152064835Ashes in Australia is always written off as a loss, drawing is a win for them.How the Ashes go when back in England is the real judge of bazball.
>DADS ARMY DADS ARMY >DADS ARMY DADS ARMY >DADS ARMY DADS ARMY >DADS ARMY DADS ARMY >DADS ARMY DADS ARMY >DADS ARMY
which suburb of Ahmedabad we all from lads?
RIP FERNANDO BALE One of the GREATEST ever! He earned a world-record $1.3m in prize money…. At stud his offspring have won almost 55,000 races with an eye-watering $205 million in prize money.
>>152064783They missed a bunch of straight balls on their pads.
reckon this should be the end to the barmy army
lads can i be an aussie for just a couple months?
Why didn't they just tell Smith he shouldn't be the captain because of Sandpaper more?
forgot to say it earlier but xg outback bro if you want to send me the link to the ad ill lowball him for you. might help you get a better price
>>152064860
>>152064835No because they'll keep beating 2nd rate sides with it and going "wow! this is the greatest strategy ever!" and then hype themselves up again until the next ashes series
WELL I’M A BAZBALLER YES I AM
would you cunts calm down aus isnt going to do any better on this pitch its only an innings in
>>152064860RIPhttps://youtu.be/dQsjAbZDx-4
>>152064870Depends, are you English?
I'm thinking England will displeased with the amount of runs they have scored, but on the flip, the Australian team will be pleased with the speed and low total that they have restricted England to.
>>152064892related to william the conqueror
>>152064860RIPLegend, I don't bet on the dishlickers all that often but I always keep an eye out for him in the sire of any roughies.
reckon broadies having a depressed wank right now like that scene out of jarhead
>>152064902We only accept jeets
>>152064866The barmy army is ageing out anyway. Cricket being put behind a paywall killed it in England, combined with lack of disposable money there's no young blood coming through their supporting ranks.
>Labs opening
>>152064892clearly not, no Englishman would ever desire to be an aussie, despite the circumstances.
>khawaja cant open the battingLmao
>Marnus openingwhat?
>>152064914usman wasnt on the field long enough
If Khawaja isn't opening, then why is he in the team?
>didn't think england would be out so quickly so usman can't openkekek
Astounded weatherald isn’t digde but dogget is
>>152064908i like curry and i only like white womendoes that count?
>>152064908the lower skilled the better.
>Pick a boomer opener>He spends half the time off the field getting massages>Can't open the batting because England collapsed too fastkek
a surprise marnus
>drop webster so marnus can bat 3>marnus opens anywayJustice for slug
Temping to check sportsbet
why were the odds for this game so fucked when eng were out of form and aus weren't
>>152064927the baz master plan is finally revealed
what is crics favourite vape flavour?
>>152064927Chris Rogers is the GOAT boomer opener
aus toporder collapse incoming
>>152064925Ok, but you're expected to lie completely about your studies and quals.
>african american bowling
>>152064932Cam Green better knock 100+, otherwise fuck him off and bring back Webster.
>>152064941Tabacco
the heralder of Weat
>>152064855how many draws in a 5-0 series?
>>152064941grape alis or the green igets that were kiwi passionfruit or whatever
Gone
>>152064941>>152064950this
>138km/hloleven geriatric Crats was hitting 144 all day
>Blowing a review second balloh no no noLooked fancy, but well down legside.
alright, weatherald looks fucking hopeless lmao
Am sitting in a pub in Perth watching this. Excremental performance by england
GONE FUCK OFF
>>152064927think he went off the field to pray to allahu ackbar
Oh no no no no
What is bro doing out there
Would probably kill myself if I was jake weatherald after that
>labial exchange
GET THAT CUNT OFF THE TEAM
is a duck on debut good or bad?
GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFF
dumb muslim cunt
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
CRINGE
Send out Koala
work called
Picking a bald butt pirate over Renshaw is crazy.
>smudge and labuschagne openingnow THIS is kino
i told you cunts to pull ur head in and bongs to keep their chin up
>>152064985Could've been a golden or a diamond duck.>Khawaja STILL can't come out
2 day test looms
>turns out par on this pitch was actually 100
I’ve been saving your posts ausbros and I am not afraid to use them
>>152064985very bad, but still could be worse
>turn stream back on because figure it'll be back on now>1-0uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bros?
What are they testing?
>6/12 from the last 20 ballsKino stats.
kino incoming
Oh no no no Pozzie bros. How do we cope?
there's still a lot to be played for day 1
Is Joffra injured yet?
>>152065003Anon, any aus flag mentioning India is a jeet. Pull your head in ya flog.
>>152065015YFO
will be a 3 dayer but could be kino here
fire that dogshit ump
If i was weatherald i would simply hit the straight half volley
>>152064992he's injured or something (only way to make this actually somewhat fair, even though aus are already down 2 of their best bowlers)boland may also be injuredneed to send out the b team at this rate
-10,000 aura
I suppose you can say, he didn't weathereld the storm
This was more fun when England were batting....
>>152065003based
SMITHS NERVOUS
smith and marn were built for this moment
>>152065018If you're a white male going to India is awesome. They adore the BWC and possibility of Aus citizenship.
>>152065023Explain
Isn't this pitch meant to be a road?
>>152064968Well. This excrement is looking good now
>>152065003dont care cunt your SHIT peem is getting FLOGGED
>smudge
>>152065020Youse Faggot Ozzie. I agree
Cammon lads get on the board
if I were smith id swing like a retard with a stiff torso, miss the ball, fall over, shit myself from all the powerade and subway I ate pre-game, then get stumped by the wickieso basically my usual saturday
go your own way and it's consequences have been disastrous for people not wanting to hear annoying fucking adverts between overs
what happened to the england that colonized the known world?
>>152065042not how yous is used mate please try harder
the point of the game gentlemen, i believe, is to get bat on ball.
>>152065056im not a gentleman mate dont ever accuse me of that again
>>152065056nah mate, you get shit done quick. so's you can get out on the piss sooner.
Missed that edge by a jeet’s dick
>>152065056Not necessarily.
damn, bowling looks in ordergood thing we have plenty of runs to play with
>>152065056the fuck is a 'game gentlemen'?
warner looks like hes off tot he disco in the suit lmao
how long until we win this is my first time watching i only watch the footy
>>152065079someone that likes fucking little boys i think.
same old marnus always leaving
>that one /cric/ lad that was shilling weatherald
Aus will ideally be wanting at least 172 runs this innings.Failing that, they'd probably like to score at least 1 run.
based marnus glammy legend
if marnus and smith were on mastermind, who would get the highest score?
>sniffing out the competition
>Head, Labuschagne and Lyon all scored test ducks on debutReckon Jake is in good company
>>152065091Smuth should hut a sux
smith is fucking tweaking again
CANT HITWONT HIT CANT HIT
>steve smith at Perth>runs : 372, average : 62is there any stadium in Australia where he doesn't average over 60?
>>152065082NRL or AFL?
>>152065108kek, has he had a drug test?
fellow autists stand up and give them your power \o/
where's bairstow
Why don't they just aim at the stumps?
>>152065109Thats the spirit m8/10
me trying to get a gf smith trying to get a runlots of similarities here
>>152065091Think there might be something in this
smith 3 (34)
Maybe they need to try the bazball method
>>152065112AFL its a better watch
wtf is Archer wearing while he's bowling?
any danger of some fucking runs?
>Noooo we NEED a SPECIALIST OPENER>2nd ball duck
>>152065131Disagree m8, but likely due to being conditioned by my arbitrarily being born in NSW and thus growing up with NRL
>>152065136hey cazzie we dont play spazball here
>>152065112Who calls rugby football? If they want to be football they should change their name to the NFL instead of NRL.
Is 0(10) better than 0(7)?
what we drinking tonight ausbros
>>152065139Reckon young Samuel could've done a better job
based marn and smudge trying to draw it out so they day 4/5 customers get their money's worth
>>152065139Cunt was LOST out there
>>152065148coopers >green mate
Have they tried hitting the ball?
>>152065135It has his owner’s name on it.
>>152065144Everyone in NSW and QLD, if you asked anyone in those states if they "watched the footy" they would respond talking about the NRL
>>152065139The first ball would've gotten a non-specialist out.
>final session day 5>aus still in their first innings, still 1 down, still 0 runs
>>152065148hahn superdry 3.5%
>>152065160What do they think the R in NRL stands for?
>>152065121It’s like poetry it rhymes
>>152065160>Everyone in NSW and QLDwhy would you be speaking to faggots exactly?
>>152065172Rugby League Football
TENDERIZE HIS ARM
>>152065166That would actually be based. The antithesis of Baz.
Can Head open in tests as well?
>>152065148I've got some leftover Hahn Superdry in the fridge so I'm having that
>>152065176ive only hooked up with one tranny in my life and that was in melbourne make of that what you will
>>152065176Victoria is the fag capital of Australia
>>152065166>zero extrasunrealistic tb h
0 (11)0 (12)based
>>152065177NRLFL?
>>152065181geoff boycott would've cum himself to death.
Why are England chirping now? They’re not taking wickets
I have made the same amount of runs as jake weatherald for australia
>>152065188Also the Indian capital of Australia
>>152065190Test cricket is BACK
Now this is the test cricket batting i want to watch
>>152065194Unwieldy, so everything collapses into the R, cheers
RUNS were so back
>>152065198nice, reckon you might get the call up next test?
>>152065197required run rate is increasing
It's over for England, pack your bags lads
>>152065207So say ruggy instead of footy, then.
>Broady glazing Jofra like he's fucking McGrath>less than 70 wickets at more than 30
just got a gf
The Westpac logo on the shirt looks weird.
>>152065219oh yeah? whats his name?
Uh ok look out ingerland the runs are coming
Settle down, Marnus. No need to get silly.
>ZOMG ARCHER IS SO FAST>146km/hWhat happened to the 160 guys?
>>152065215If you said that most people would think you are referring to rugby union, things are intelligible how they stand.
More like JOKE weatherald haha am I right
archer has bowled his one good overback to half volley sub 140 pies koontakintay
>Marn carrying a toastie in his pads
>>152065229Is that the NRU? I’ve never heard of it.
I went for a poo and we scored finally. Im scared to get off the bog now in case that makes us lose a wicket
>>152065215hey mate no one plays your faggot "sport" in NSW or QLDThanks!
Jake's dad is in the crowd. Wonder how he feels.
>Marn carrying half a toastie in his box
isa likes that talk about groins
>>152065224steve smith
>>152065239
>>152065238Last time I saw an NRL game there were more Polynesians than Australians playing.
>>152065231Wonder how long until he gets injured again and England are forced to select a good bowler
>>152065239>womanpostingwtf
>>152065148golden oak tawny
>>152065238Keep your head in the sand mate meanwhile footy is literally taking over lol
>>152065239Googling closest legal service to get his will changed
>>152065248>Bush
Isa looking VERY sexy bros
All forms of football come from the same orginal game. Gridiron, gaelic, the rugbies, soccer, Canadian. All have an equal claim to the term footballExcept AFL which is made up unrelated to football codes and has no claim to the name football
Fark Smudge rattled
Darwin is bush?
>Finally find a stream that works>Ebony Rainford Brent is talkingMaybe following on cricinfo is fine.
reckon she stinks of curry but in a good way
>borestralia
I’ve seen two blokes with earrings in the last 10 years and they’re both in the Australian test side
>>152065264Trvke
>>152065264The AFL is a league, not a sport. That would be like calling cricket “ICC”.
NEED ANOTHER WICKET PLS
Would've been more kino if it was Archer again.
Pretty much the worst parts of the bible.
fuck that'd hurtbut then again he deserves it for not wearing elbow pads, idgi, if i'm facing 150km/h balls i'm padding my shit up to the gills
Warne hat status?
>>152065264Gaelic football was based on Australian rules
>>152065219Baaa barara?
>>152065277thats becuase youre a pussy. probably would wear leathers if you were brave enough to ride a motorbike
If the dead rose from their graves and Warney was banging on your door, trying to eat your brain, what would you do?
>Khawaja was off for a toilet break>Was 20+ minutesUh, is this healthy?
>>152065289Give him a tin of baked beans, which would be a reasonable thing to have in the event of an apocalypse.
>>152065292hes just scrolling the reels and lost track of time
Health problems usually start in your late 30s.
>>152065289take pictures on my phone hed understand
Can any english lads explain why wood doesn't open the bowling instead of atkinson?
>>152065292>paki constantly pooingare you surprised?
>>152065238yeah they do, nrls filled with islanders and lebs not even aussiesheaps of good afl players out of nsw, Cameron Smith one of the greatest nrl players evers kids play afl tooafl in nsw is strong now and theres a heap of players at all levelsI think nrls problem is its not family friendly and the supporter base is kind of inbred, blokes like Ian Roberts who killed that kid after passing him around, that dude who pretended he didnt know he shooting gay porn and got his nob sucked for a video, hoppa prostate hunting , beastiality from mitch pierce and other weird shit is just a bad look.Pretty bad game held up by gambling not even an aussie game either just saying.
>>152065301In your 20s if you try real hard
>>152065301im already terrified of that shit at 27
>>152065311
>Poop
good thing that pope cant throw haha....
>>152065311This dweeb wrote a whole paragraph
>>152065323kek
>>152065273No it's not you CUNT that's not comparable, you call it AFL just like you call American football NFL for simplicity. No one is saying ICC because just saying cricket is already simple enough. You can say AUSTRALIAN football to some foreign cunt that doesn't understand what the AFL is
>not even 150km/hKWAB
>>152065303crisp and dead rising pilled
imagine the most notable thing about your life being the fact that you travel around and play a trumpet at cricket games
>>152065311NRL is just union watered down for lower class retards.
>>152065320
>>152065248must've missed the 'don't sleep on the road' service announcements
>>152065301it's awful
If only england had done some fielding drills instead of playing golf
>>152065328Checked
>>152065273very true anon
>>152065338dont mean to be a cunt but whats yours kek
batting performance aside, this england bowling attack looks serious
>>152065338sounds based
>>152065292they call that the tim paine
>>152065248>Those earringsUh... he batting for the other team?
anyone got the compilation of wood bowling against the aussie (maybe smith?) where he was just copping it to the body the whole time?
>>152065338Does he do it for free?
It’s so cool how all of our ads became completely full of pajeets two years ago out of nowhere.
>The sneer of cold command
>>152065370yes
wood smith?
Why don't they start bazzing it?
>>152065372You can thank your mate Albo for that.
>>152065352I once bashed a Sydney bus (no, not a driver -- I mean a bus)
>Westpac ad is 2 jeets winning a house auction with a crowd of whites and one asian behind them looking JUSTed>Bank and the Australian cricket team run in to view to embrace the jeetsfucking GRIM
>>152065372Have to brainwash the general public for when all our cities are >20% poos somehow mate
missus loves when archer is bowling
>>152065370His top had a bunch of brand names on it. PROUD SPONSORS OF THE BARMY ARMY.So, he probably does it for free, but it's also free for him.
>>152065370idk how they afford it desu or what jobs they work that they can just take heaps of leave all the time
ausbros if you had to pick would you prefer chinks or indians being imported?
>>152065374The finest (perhaps only triumphant) moment of my life was convincing my first year English undergraduate professor that my reading of that poem was convincing despite incessant questioning.
>>152065379i hate him but it obviously didnt start with him. aus has been invaded since the early 2000s
>>152065379Immigration has slowed under labor, it sped up under the liberal government after they made a promise to inflate the economy and the only way their braindead economists could come up with was importing boat loads
>>152065395Chinks
>>152065395chinksdidnt even have to think about it
based 3 and 4 showing openers how to wait out a new ball
The worst posters of /afl/ don't even follow afl aka glowies.
>>152065395Chinks easily
>>152065395Suicide.
>>152065395chinese, when i used to live in melbourne years ago they were taking over entire areas of the city but at least they weren't obnoxious or annoying
>>152065395ive found chinks assimilate better after a generation.
>>152065395Neither
>>152065368>not wade v wagner
>>152065395Probably chinks. They're rude as shit, but at least they're quiet and are better at their jobs.
>>152065395Chinks. Mostly invisible and less annoying accent
>>152065409So they're /nrl/ posters?
>>152065419yeah Indian women seem to after a generation but the men never do
>>152065421yeah thats what im thinking of sorry.
>>152065395their government might but i don't think the average chink fills up the local water supply with trash
>>152065424Yes.
>>152065395chinks, smell and look better
>>152065419so true and they pick chad anglo names like john or andrewnot like suckresh and arsedeep
if i was locked in a room with an indian and a chink and i had a gun with one bullet i would shoot myself
Australia looking to overtake England in 2days time
grew up and live in a small town my nan moved to when she was about 35. dad was born here and was telling me about when they got their first chinese restaurant and how much of a big deal it was. place is nearly overrun now
>Ausgods racistposting while bongs praying for a wicket
>>152065436weak, beat the chink and poo to death with your bare hands, then shoot yourself
>>152065437In terms of population?
>>152065429wood v smith was spicy too
>>152065419yeah and then they start complaining about asian representation all the timesecond gen asians are some of the most hateful people on earth
in my town we always had a chink restaurant now poos run the servo, state jobs, other shit jobsgrim stuff.
>>152065395chinks and its not even close
>>152065436Wouldn't need a bullet lad, any true blooded anglo male could easily beat both to death without much effort
i always pray for the 1% chance i get an asian uber driverthey are good to talk to
>>152065445yeah but the vid im thinking of was wade got em confused
>Name and number on shirts
Good think Khawaja was off the field otherwise we’d be 2 down
i like wood because he seems real friendly and apologises when he hits people but then also just bowls full overs of 150 kek
>>152065449They will always game the system to bring in more of their own Fiji had this same issue.
>>152065455jeets run cricket now mate.
where are the fucking wickets you cunt
I set my radio alarm-clock for 2:10 but either it didn’t go off or a slept right through it.So just woke up to hearing about Marnus and Deveraux on only several runs each. My first thought “4 hours and they’ve only taken two wickets!”. Then they were talking about “where England had been after the same amount of overs” then I thought “what? I’ve slept over 24 hours!” Then I got my phone out and SAW WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH OVERHYPED CUNTS FUCKING USELESS CUNTS
>>152065458he would be a cult hero if he was australianliterally throws his body down the pitch for his team
>Arse bowling like shit
>>152065466you've got to bowl at the stumps.
>>152065468have you heard about our lord and savior, baz?
>>152065462based Rabuka-bro. We need a coup.
now this is how you play test cricket
imagine your name literally being arse kek
>2025>still dropping the cricket at 6.00pm on the dot so boomers can watch their nightly newswhy do they still do this shitjust die already
with tea break coming, what are you lads eating? my bolognese is thickening now will be ready in ~15-20 more minutes
>>152065486kek
>>152065462>hadgo on
>>152065455gotta sell jerseys somehow
>>152065488might have a beer
>>152065487>Not watching on FoxNGMI
>7 newsThe fuck?
>>152065477i hope you wipe the smirk off the face of that cringe ginge kiwi desu.t.michael vaughn.
TAKE A WICKET YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNT
>>152065488Reheated bolognese with rice because I cant be bothered to cook pasta
>>152065488Probably a microwave meal. I am massively depressed and gay. Go Crows!
Carse looks kind of shit hey. I mean hes shit
Can’t believe I slept through most of the first two sessions. Missed the last several threads. But at least I didn’t have to sit through England shitting it.
need a few sixes they should get SMACKY in the team
>>152065504>with rice>cant be bothered to cook pastait's literally the same procedure.
might microwave the vegemite sandwich i left out mate
my heaties would smash both these shitters
>>152065488protein shake with 2 scoops cummon
>>152065518so true
came home from work and dozed through the english innings because it was simply a bore, but I have been FULLY engaged with this Australian batting performance, real edge of the seat type stuff. Boorish bazballers could never understand
>>152065512it's bin kino not a complete waste of time and energy at all.
I put vegemite in my spagbol
are you donating for jamaica?
>>152065515Just throw my rice in the microwave lad, easy peasy
>>152065395Absolutely neither one, if it ain’t white it ain’t alright. Anyone who picks either side is coping between rats and lice.
blogposting fucking faggotsget fucked you homos
Do you blokes even like cricket?
>>152065533For me, its rats
>>152065532lazy cunt
>blogposting about blogposters
I'm IrishDon't care much for this England side
>>152065536only test, everything else is for women and browns
>>152065533if she ain't 180(kg) she ain't a lady
>>152065536Not me I don’t
>>152065490It hasn't gone away but they certainly know the natives have a way to circumvent their ambitions that works. Don't think the same tactic would work in Australia though.
>>152065529Worcestshire sauce for meAdds more depth than Vegemite
>>152065544i concur. t20s alright if you're on the piss.
dont worry ladsindia vs south africa starts tomorrow
>>152065536yes all forms
Chad Warner is on the telly
>>152065539Nah lad, simply have the type of autism that lets me eat the kind of food that many would find unpalatable for days on end without care
>>152065550Holy friggin BASEDThank you for supporting the Worcestershire economy
>>152065558
>>152065554>watching an Indian gameSorry m8, after watching this game today I dont think i could put up with an Indian crowd again
>>152065561I get it from some chinese grocery near me its from china
footy players sound unintelligent
kek hes been looking at her tits all interview
Palawa elder Jim Everett-puralia meenamatta with Cody Gangell-Smith palawa activist and the Aboriginal flag raised. Palawa elder Jim Everett- puralia meenamatta is reclaiming the proposed Macquarie Point stadium site. Picture: Nikki Davis-JonesAn Aboriginal elder has reclaimed Macquarie Point for the original inhabitants, declaring a stadium should not go ahead there. Palawa elder Jim Everett raised the Aboriginal flag over the site on Friday, saying plans to build the sporting venue disregarded the importance of the area to Aboriginal people and war veterans.“I am reclaiming Macquarie Point to highlight the disrespect being shown to build a very expensive football stadium that will destroy the ethos of place,” he said.“John Bowen raised the English flag at Risdon Cove in 1803 and claimed this gave ownership of Tasmania to Britain; therefore, if raising a flag is all it takes to claim our land back, I am doing the same to protect Macquarie Point and show respect to what the Cenotaph means. “This proposed footy stadium, so large it just fits in the land there, it will increase traffic congestion and lower the meaning of the Aboriginal heritage there, and disrespect the Cenotaph as if it is just an image, and it will be forgotten as a symbol of peace.Mr Everett said the stadium would be a blight on Aboriginal heritage, on our veterans’ heritage and on the colonial heritage of Sullivan’s Cove.“The AFL has a very poor history in its dealings with Aboriginals, and here it is showing direct disrespect to our Aboriginal heritage, and amazingly disregarding its an Australian war memorial at Macquarie Point,” he said.
>>152065561No problem, although i hope pic related is the right brandUsed it all my life and others i have tried have been shit
>>152065562one of his only based moments
>>152065565theyre about to be whitewashed at home againpure kino seeing the crowd crying
Why do people always complain about how they've got no time to do anything in life and then sit watching the news for hours a day? Bizarre behaviour
>>152065578You mean hearing the crowd go silentHaha
>>152065567replace footy players with australians and this is accurate
bet you plebs wouldnt even know the secret to a good spag bol is dark chocolate
Is Mark Nicholas allowed to commentate cricket these days?
fuck im hammered aye
>>152065584A touch of brown sugar is better
>>152065586He’s not allowed within 50m of children. Could commentate remotely for fox I guess
>England final 5 wickets went for 7 runsWhat? Even by bazball that is fucking really really shit. fucking hell its 5-0 again.
Told the missus I’d clean my mess in the kitchen but haven’t left the couch all day kek
>>152065587Me too. Necking pints in a st geo tce pub in perth
For me, its salt, oregano and paprika. Simple as
Might have a few shots of vod before I walk the dogs
>>152065584faggot
THE GARDEN IT IS DORSETTED THAT LADY SHES SO CORSETED SHES GOT 15 WAYS TO LEAD THAT BOY ASTRAY
oi where is cummins why isn't he in the team did he retire
gay blue plate cunt i know you're in here
>>152065599perth isnt in america mate
>>152065566The Chinese pay Worcestershirian artisans handsomely to produce it
>>152065488bolognese was fucking great, even better is that i made enough for the next four days
thought the bbl was starting tonight for a second therenow I hate wbbl even more
>>152065617Am yank visiting. Everything on phone going back thru VPN on home router
>>152065625I dont believe you
>>152065625oh nice. go talk a local and call him champion youll be good friends then. will be a good night
>>152065612you don't get good australian captains no more, since punter. you seem to have stopped doing that. now you just let the faggots do it for some reason.
>>152065625Thats bullshit but i beleve it
>>152065619you cant have spaghetti for tea every day for 5 days you mental
>>152065584nope, I've already perfected the recipeno red wineno carrotsno chocolateno fucking milk
>>152065629No one here cares what you believe
God I’m lonely fuck
how long is this last session? 2hrs?
omg david warner is talking on live tv. the west has fucking fallen.
ngl ashes in england are comfier
>>152065645get out of my country fuckwit
>>152065637not him but i do that regularly
*loads up the app I made to mute kayo every time it detects warner speaking*
Everyone here sickens me
smudge getting flogged here
I do feel slightly vindicated, as we Britposters on /cric/ were nearly anywhere near as confident as most of the idiot bazball-customers in other forums/messageboards. Complete rubbish spouted by commentators for months, how do these morons get a job?
>Australia hits 750 in reply>England collapse lose by innings>Jake Weatherald gets dropped>Never plays again>zero average>only 2 balls facedwould this be the worst batting career in test history?
crazy how you people will just eat spaghetti and say yeah this is tea
i just brown some beef mince, chuck in a jar of bolognese sauce, add some red wine, add some beef stock cubes, add chopped tomatofucked banging on some penne or rigatoni
>>152065625check out Perth steamworks while youre here
>>152065652Hahah come find me and make me
>>152065659the AusGODs arent doing much better with the bat
>>152065660Crawley
is this a good shot for a test opener to be playing?
>>152065637not spaghetti you sodomite apeling, bolognese, the sauce and its fucking great enough that i'd be able to eat it for a month
>>152065668
>>152065665he's fucking larping don't give him travel tips you fuckwit.
>>152065665sounds like a gay sauna
this innings is boring. at least bazball makes for some excitement
>>152065667Nah Australia has won this test. There’s no way England are getting back into this, reckon it will just get easier for the Australians to bat and England will lose by an innings, and that will be the series over.
>>152065650Perth Stadium is the opposite of comfy. Sterile and uncomfortable, like Millennial interior design.
where's sebLORD and turkbro
>>152065676test cricket might not be for you mate
>>152065660Rob quiney
>>152065676and bazball shat the bed, last 5 gone for peanuts. 172 in 33 overs. It’s just bad cricket.
could we be getting autism kino back? these two in form could put on 120 at least
Just seen the highlightsThrew away the last three wickets slogging like moronsTwas ever thus
>having to change channels to keep watchingHow do FTAcucks put up with this shite?
>>152065637my mate used to only eat tuna sweetcorn pasta beans an bread. an a bird i used to go out with only ate maccys or beans on toast. there's more weirdos out there than you think.
spaz mccuckem got exposed by australia is whole life
>>152065643Based
>>152065695you can really save some money if you embrace your foodtism
cowardly non-referral.
maybe england playing golf days prior to the perth test wasnt a good thing to do
Is that umpire a jeet? He's shit
>>152065681just got here fella xthink Boland will redeem in the second innings ngl
>>152065691and the bazball simps shilled this fucking team and approach that it became almost impossible to not have some optimism. Despite all the crap talked about >our long tail they still can’t bat, but then if you remember the last day of the Oval you already knew that.
>>152065699i didn't mind it actually cos she used to pay half the bills, even food and then bought the maccys out of her own money.
OH NO NO NO
sounds like my IT guy doing the review
Pooview me thinks
lmaonice review there england
Not Out
arse
BASED POO UMP
ABSOLUTELY MIND FUCKED
NOT OUT>WHINGING POMS
Absolute cheating.
fucking retard celebrating nothing KEK
just the fwoosh of air on the snicko
THEY EVEN CELEBRATED THE REVIEW
HAHA
Yeah we'll waste a challenge TYVM
>clear gap between bat and ball>england see the spike and think that is bat on ball and cheerlmao
lol. Lmao even
>be ginge kiwi>spunk reviews because of egotypical
SAME OLD POZZIES
Did Arse celebrate the lost review? Why?
kek that english guy in the crowd having a melty
kek
what a retarded jeet, didnt even go hotspot
THAT NOISE SOUNDED GOOD THOUGH??? WTF
The best cricket is cricket thats played in England
lol someone screencap Marn staring down Arse
>indian tier chimpout to try and fool the umpslosing respect for england here
>ARSEKEK
unironically chuckling smugly
GET INTO HIM MARNIE
kek his name is literally arse KEK
cheating cunts
that snicko could have come from anywhere
just review every ball haha you'll get one right eventually
AHAHAHA GET FUCKED ENGLEL NOT OUUUUUUUUT
>smoth and marn laughing at arseKEK
>>152065749the game is specifically designed to fit bong conditions.
>>152065761snicko is a flawed system
my great grandfather was also named steven smith. he sent letters to my great great grandfather in ww1 as he was on his way to gallipoli, one of which read:"We were placed in a mess next door to the lascar (Indian) crew, who I feel justified in saying are the foulest race of mankind I have ever met. Even their bodies and filthy clothing emminate an intolerable odour; that the most beastial hog could not endure the atmosphere of that troop deck. It is noexaggeration to say that the stagnant air would support one's body if one leaned on it"food for thought
can we get a new one? thanks.
>>152065762>>152065762>>152065762
>>152065761There was no spike. The "spike" they celebrated was smaller than the one that occurred after the ball had past the batsperson.
Mark Wood has to be the most overrated bowler in the history of the game. The way he's handled with kid gloves for his "le impact" is completely out of touch with reality. Man averages 30+ playing in England and isn't ever reliably available. Has to be rested often, and when he isn't he needs other bowlers to bowl longer spells so that he can bowl his "impactful strike" spells.I get the sense England's brass touch themselves looking at pace gun stats and ignore pretty much everything else.
>>152065760Good on you for calling out your fellow poms
>do nothing>poms whinge
>intentionally missing the ball by millimeters to bait out a reviewCerebral
Tongue would have had these cunts 85-6 by now
>>152065785Carse More like Can’t be arsed bowling line and length
>>152065736>spike
Sorry fellas, there's a few functions on tonight, so I wasn't able to get us a table at the Jubilee Hotel
Warner needs to shut the fuck up and get off commentary
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO SOUTH AFRICA YOU CHEATING CUNTTHAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WALKING
Khawaja purposely sabotaging Marnus
technically we're winning
